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♪ Hello, world, here's
a song that we're singin'
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we had a dream
we'd go travelin' together
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♪ and spread a little lovin'
then we'd keep movin' on
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♪ somethin' always happens
whenever we're together
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♪ we get a happy feelin'
when we're singin' a song
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♪ travelin' along there's
a song that we're singin'
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we'll make you happy
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Mom, is the doctor coming?
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Yes, the doctor's coming.
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Dr. Wax?
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No, Dr. Wax isn't on call.
They're sending another doctor.
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Honestly, Danny, you'd
talk through a tidal wave.
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Which is right, your
lips or the thermometer?
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Stay under the covers.
I'll bring you some juice.
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What's my temperature?
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Don't worry. If you live to be
as old as your temperature,
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you'll be a very old man.
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(Doorbell rings)
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Shirley partridge. How are you?
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Fine. Fine.
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Come in, please.
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Well, you look
wonderful! Just wonderful!
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Thank you.
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Are you gonna give Danny a shot?
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(Chuckles) I don't know,
Tracy. Hi, Keith, Laurie, Chris.
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I'm Dr. Bernie applebaum.
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I took your mother out once.
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That's right.
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That's right, kids, he did.
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(Chuckles)
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I'll never forget it, I told
you all about my internship.
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Of course. How
could I ever forget it?
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Oh, it's a pity we never got to my residency.
That's where all the exciting stuff is.
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I'll bet.
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Ready now. Open the hangar.
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Here comes the plane.
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(Imitating plane approaching)
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Oh, it's just a 24-hour virus.
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Just a touch of pharyngitis,
nothing to worry about, Shirley.
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Now, this is what
I want you to do.
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It's about 5:00 now.
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I want you to give him
plenty of fluids. Right.
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And a couple of
aspirins at 6:00. Okay.
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And a teaspoon of
decongestant at 7:00. Right.
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And how about dinner
tomorrow night at 8:00? Fine.
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Wonderful. Now I can tell
you all about my residency.
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Ta-ta till tomorrow at 8:00.
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Ta-ta.
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Imagine, we meet again
over a touch of pharyngitis.
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I guess that's what they
mean by socialized medicine.
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And in my first
year of pediatrics,
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I caught chicken pox,
measles, and Scarlet fever.
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(Laughing) What a time that was.
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Are we ready to order
now, monsieur? Oh, yes.
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Oh, well, yes.
Thank you. Shirley?
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I'll have the fillet with
bearnaise sauce, please.
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Poison, Shirley, poison.
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With all due respect to your
chef, sir, that's full of cholesterol.
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It causes hardening
of the arteries.
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I'll have the duck
with orange sauce.
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Oh, Shirley, you'll
have heartburn all night.
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May I order for you?
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All right.
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Lamb chops. Plain.
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Plain?
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Oh, with spinach.
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Spinach.
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It's lovely with... Plain.
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Plain.
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Now let's see, we'll
need a yellow vegetable.
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The closest is the carrots,
monsieur. But they're orange.
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Carrots will be fine.
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Carrots a la...
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No "A la."
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carrots plain.
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Now, we need a beverage.
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Monsieur, may I suggest a
delicate red Bordeaux, 1967?
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Skim milk.
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Skim milk.
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Any year will do.
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What happened? It's only 9:30.
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Nothing happened. He just couldn't
think of a place to go after dinner.
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Good. There's some left.
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I thought he took
you out for dinner.
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Not dinner, a
well-balanced meal.
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Two lamb chops, one green
vegetable, one yellow vegetable,
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and skim milk at chez Pierre.
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At chez Pierre? You mean you
didn't have the chocolate mousse?
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Chocolate mousse is full of
cholesterol and cholesterol kills.
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Isn't it nice to have someone
take such good care of you?
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Now you know how I feel when you tell
me to put on a sweater because you're cold.
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Hope he didn't
ask you out again.
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Well, on the way home, I thought he was
gonna ask me to the concert tomorrow night.
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But he said it was all sold out.
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Aw, what a shame!
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Well, I acted disappointed.
I didn't want to hurt him.
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You know, he's really
a very sweet man.
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It's just... He's a
little too wild for you.
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(Phone ringing)
Mmm. This is so good.
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I'll get it.
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Hello? Yes, she
is. Wait a minute.
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It's captain cholesterol.
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Hello? Bernie?
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, that's... That's wonderful.
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(Sighs)
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Right. 7:30. Bye.
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He found someone at the hospital
that sold him tickets to the concert.
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At double the price!
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Well, what could I do?
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Here, mom. Kill yourself.
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Well, this is the
surprise I promised you.
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How many people have taken you to an
after-concert dinner at a hospital cafeteria?
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Actually, no one.
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Then Dr. Applebaum gets
one point for originality.
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This is the operating
room, Shirley.
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This is where all the drama
of the hospital takes place.
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I wanted to be a surgeon once.
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What changed your mind?
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Well, I just kind
of like treating kids.
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It's happier.
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They always seem to get well.
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Come on.
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This way is maternity. That's where
the stork makes his little deliveries.
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Would you like to see it?
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I don't think so, Bernie.
I've been there five times.
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You have? Oh, of course.
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Well, we could whiz
over to radiology.
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Maybe look at a
couple of x-rated x-rays.
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(Laughing)
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He took you to the
hospital for dinner?
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Were you sick, mom?
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No, darling. He wanted to
show me where he worked.
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(Doorbell rings)
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I'll get it.
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Ah!
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Dinner under the
fluorescent lights.
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(Inhaling)
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The smell of antiseptic. It
must have been very romantic.
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He's a sweet man, who happens
to be very excited about his work.
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Uh-huh.
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He just assumes that
everybody else is, too.
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Did you see them operate?
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No, that's next time. He'll
have tickets to a transplant.
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Funny thing about these
roses, they smell like ether.
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I'd say someone's
getting a little serious.
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There's nothing serious
about sending flowers.
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They're beautiful.
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Not unless there's a mushy note.
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There's a mushy
note. You're in trouble.
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Would you read it, Laurie?
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Out loud?
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Of course. I have
nothing to hide.
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Okay.
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"to the lady I'd most like
to be quarantined with.
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"there's antibiotics
and transplants, too.
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"transfusions if you're low.
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"but for me, a lady
with the initials 's.P.'
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"is the very best medicine
I know. Love, Bernie."
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I'm gonna have to straighten
this whole thing out tomorrow night.
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You made another date?
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I got trapped into it.
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What'd he do, threaten
you with a cold stethoscope?
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It seems to me it'd be financially
prudent to keep Dr. Applebaum around.
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What do you mean?
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Well, five sets of tonsils,
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five appendixes, five adenoids.
Where's your business sense?
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Kid's got a point.
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Laurie, would you
get my zipper, please?
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Sure.
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Is he taking you out to
dinner after the concert?
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Yes.
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If I were you, I'd eat a little
something before you leave.
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Honey, I'm curious
about something.
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It's purely
hypothetical, of course.
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But... suppose a boy
were very interested in you,
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and you weren't
interested in him.
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How do you... Get rid of Bernie?
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Well, it has been a while
since I've done that kind of thing.
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Well, you could start off by mentioning that
you two have absolutely nothing in common.
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That's right. We don't.
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Then you can tell him that you're a very
independent woman. You know, a loner.
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A loner with five kids?
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Well, those are the
two best ones, mom.
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(Sighs)
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Okay, I'll try.
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Of course, there is a third one.
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But in the case of Dr. Applebaum,
it may have the opposite results.
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What's that?
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By mentioning the mysterious
disease that runs in the family.
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Have fun.
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Laurie: Well, did you tell him?
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(Sighs) Yes, I did.
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And?
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He didn't listen.
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People have a way of ignoring
what they don't want to hear.
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Did you tell him
you were a loner?
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What did he say?
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He said, "A loner
with five kids?"
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well, I guess we might as well make
it a total disaster. Go ahead, Danny.
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"what blond singer has been seen around
town lately with an eligible pediatrician?"
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oh, no. How did
this get in the paper?
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Face it, mom. You're big news.
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Henry kissinger is
three items below you.
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(Phone ringing)
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Who could that be at this hour?
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Hello?
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Oh, hello, Bernie.
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Yes, I did.
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We are?
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She is?
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I will. Bye.
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We're the talk of the hospital.
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We are?
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His mother read the article,
and she's flying down to meet me.
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She is?
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The "I will, " He didn't ask
you to marry him, did he?
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No. "Stay away from fried food."
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(Sighs)
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Well, ma, did you recognize her?
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Should I?
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Shirley is a celebrity.
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The partridge family is a
very famous singing group.
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Oh, I love singers, but
there's only one Dennis day.
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Did you have a nice
flight, Mrs. Applebaum?
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The pilot drove like a
maniac. Up, down, up, down.
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(Groans)
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Well, you're here
safe and sound, now.
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Can I get you
something, a little Sherry?
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Maybe a little wine.
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Ma, liquor is very
bad for your liver.
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You see that? He supervises
every morsel I put in my mouth.
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For kings they used to do this.
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Did anyone see you come in here?
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Nope.
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Okay, now, the purpose of
this meeting is to help mom.
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Then, we should
be in the kitchen.
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Not that kind of help, Tracy.
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Good, I hate that kind of help.
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This is much more important.
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Dr. Applebaum and his
mother are over here for dinner.
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Dr. Applebaum has a mother?
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Terrific! A major mission
and I get abbott and costello.
251
00:14:42,433 --> 00:14:44,367
Now, listen. Here's the plan.
252
00:14:44,433 --> 00:14:47,209
Mrs. Applebaum, I'd like you to meet
my daughter Laurie and my son Keith.
253
00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:48,333
Hello. Hi.
254
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,333
You must have had
them when you were 10.
255
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,367
I didn't, but thank you.
256
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:56,367
Bernie was an only child, but
I think two children are nicer.
257
00:14:56,433 --> 00:14:58,200
Well, there are
three more of us.
258
00:14:58,267 --> 00:15:00,167
You have five children?
259
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,433
That's right.
260
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,533
You knew that?
261
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,600
Oh, yes.
262
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,967
Oh, well, I guess
it's good for taxes.
263
00:15:07,033 --> 00:15:10,967
So, you two are a regular item. I pick
up the paper to read about Vietnam,
264
00:15:11,033 --> 00:15:13,400
and I find Bernie applebaum.
265
00:15:13,467 --> 00:15:15,133
(Drums playing)
266
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,667
What's that noise?
267
00:15:17,733 --> 00:15:18,867
Drums.
268
00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:20,900
My son Chris plays the drums.
269
00:15:20,967 --> 00:15:22,600
Keith, would you go
and tell him to stop?
270
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:24,133
Yeah.
271
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:27,767
Well, that's nice.
Bernie took cello.
272
00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:32,300
So, if you don't mind a mother's curiosity,
how come you happened to get together?
273
00:15:32,367 --> 00:15:34,167
I think it was fate.
274
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,767
(Chuckles)
275
00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:39,700
My son Danny had a sore throat,
276
00:15:39,767 --> 00:15:43,167
and Bernie just happened to
be the doctor on call that night.
277
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:47,000
You make house calls?
You and Marcus welby.
278
00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:49,400
You're the only
two in the country.
279
00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:54,300
Well, she's a lovely girl.
Beautiful, a celebrity, lovely home.
280
00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:55,833
So, my next question is...
281
00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,500
Mrs. Applebaum,
282
00:15:57,567 --> 00:16:00,000
Bernie and I have
become good friends.
283
00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:03,700
Oh, being good friends is
the most important thing.
284
00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:06,133
The other stuff lasts
12 minutes and poof.
285
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,700
Hi!
286
00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:11,067
Tracy!
287
00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:12,867
Get upstairs and wash your face.
288
00:16:12,933 --> 00:16:14,667
I'm supposed to be a floozy.
289
00:16:17,133 --> 00:16:19,267
I'll take her upstairs, mom.
290
00:16:20,533 --> 00:16:23,567
I'm sorry. She likes
to play dress-up.
291
00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:26,033
That's all right.
Bernie did, too.
292
00:16:28,367 --> 00:16:30,267
Uh...
293
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:33,733
Will you excuse me? I want
to see how the roast is doing.
294
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,567
Go, go. Don't mind me.
295
00:16:35,633 --> 00:16:38,867
You don't know how nice it is to
sit on something that doesn't move.
296
00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:01,800
Peace, baby.
297
00:17:01,867 --> 00:17:06,133
Hi, Danny. I'd like you to meet
my mother. This is Danny partridge.
298
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,033
¿Que pasa?
299
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:10,000
He's a Spanish speaking hippie?
300
00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:13,200
Danny partridge,
what are you doing?
301
00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:16,267
Just feeling the friendly
vibes and grooving.
302
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:19,033
Get upstairs to your
room. I'll deal with you later.
303
00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:22,200
I'm so sorry, Mrs. Applebaum.
304
00:17:22,267 --> 00:17:24,467
I don't know why
they're acting this way.
305
00:17:24,533 --> 00:17:26,700
Don't apologize.
They're lovely children.
306
00:17:26,767 --> 00:17:29,733
But five kids, it's
a big responsibility.
307
00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:32,567
Oh, very big.
308
00:17:32,633 --> 00:17:34,933
It could take up a
person's whole life.
309
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,700
It certainly can.
310
00:17:36,767 --> 00:17:40,533
You know, there are very few people
who would take on a job like that.
311
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:44,300
I think I know what you're
trying to say, Mrs. Applebaum.
312
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:47,800
What you need is
a man around here.
313
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,300
Thank goodness
you found my Bernie.
314
00:17:57,767 --> 00:18:01,033
Just what were you trying
to prove by acting like that?
315
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:03,767
I'm sorry. I just thought
she'd see three problem kids
316
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:06,367
and have Dr. Bernie
out of here in a minute.
317
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:09,933
And after seeing your behavior, she
thinks we need a man around the house.
318
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,867
I'm sorry. I was
just trying to help.
319
00:18:12,933 --> 00:18:15,600
Hey, maybe if we all started
eating an apple a day?
320
00:18:17,733 --> 00:18:20,033
Shirley, what is this all about?
321
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:24,533
"what blond singer has been seen around
town lately with an eligible pediatrician?"
322
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,367
Mr. Kincaid's right on
top of everything, isn't he?
323
00:18:27,433 --> 00:18:31,033
What are you talking about?
This happens to be today's...
324
00:18:32,967 --> 00:18:34,433
So, it's three days old.
325
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,233
Danny: It's okay, Mr. Kincaid.
326
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,633
A lot of people collect
old newspapers.
327
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,733
You gain historical
perspective that way.
328
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,000
(Doorbell rings)
329
00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:45,600
Would you get that, please,
Danny? Sit down, Reuben.
330
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,200
I'll explain the
whole thing to you.
331
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,667
Hi, Danny. I've got
something for your mother.
332
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,700
Well, she's...
333
00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:00,267
Uh...
334
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:01,500
Oh, boy.
335
00:19:01,567 --> 00:19:02,867
What's the matter, Danny?
336
00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:05,733
See for yourself.
337
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,900
Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry.
338
00:19:11,967 --> 00:19:14,067
Hi, Bernie.
339
00:19:14,133 --> 00:19:18,000
Shirley, I didn't
know. I'm really sorry.
340
00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:20,267
Bernie, wait!
341
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:26,200
Shirley, why didn't you tell me?
342
00:19:26,267 --> 00:19:27,267
Tell you what?
343
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,367
That there was somebody else.
344
00:19:29,433 --> 00:19:32,067
I would have understood.
It happens all the time.
345
00:19:32,133 --> 00:19:33,667
Bernie, it's not
what you're thinking.
346
00:19:33,733 --> 00:19:35,800
It's all right, really.
347
00:19:35,867 --> 00:19:39,400
All my life, there
have been other men.
348
00:19:39,467 --> 00:19:42,867
He isn't another man.
He's our manager.
349
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:44,233
Your manager?
350
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,933
Yes. Reuben Kincaid,
Bernie applebaum.
351
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000
How are you?
352
00:19:48,067 --> 00:19:50,433
(Laughs) Hi.
353
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,200
Well, in that case,
I can give you this.
354
00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:53,933
It's a thank-you
note from my mother.
355
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,367
She wrote it as soon as we
left. She wanted it hand-delivered.
356
00:19:57,433 --> 00:19:59,300
Thank you, Bernie.
That's very thoughtful.
357
00:19:59,367 --> 00:20:02,476
Well, I guess mom and I will see you
right after the performance tomorrow night?
358
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,133
(Sighs) Right.
359
00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:06,967
Our first fight.
360
00:20:15,167 --> 00:20:18,133
Well, you just blew
a perfect opportunity.
361
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:22,400
Yeah, he would have walked
right out of here into the sunset.
362
00:20:22,467 --> 00:20:26,133
Sunset? Perfect opportunity?
I don't understand.
363
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,767
(Sighs)
364
00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:31,700
It's all right, Mr. Kincaid.
Finish reading about the election.
365
00:20:31,767 --> 00:20:33,133
Dewey lost.
366
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:37,167
(One day at a time playing)
367
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:45,933
Partridge family: ♪ do
do do do do do do do do
368
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,767
♪ do do do do do do do do do
369
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:53,000
♪ now that I've seen
ya I know that I love ya
370
00:20:53,067 --> 00:20:55,500
♪ but I don't want
to move too fast
371
00:20:55,567 --> 00:20:57,767
♪ don't want to move too fast
372
00:20:57,833 --> 00:21:01,400
♪ your love is the
love that I want to last
373
00:21:01,467 --> 00:21:04,700
♪ your love is the
love that I want to last
374
00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:08,033
♪ so if I seem to hesitate
375
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,800
♪ it's not because I
changed my mind, no
376
00:21:11,867 --> 00:21:15,200
♪ it's only because
I don't want to lose
377
00:21:15,267 --> 00:21:17,600
♪ what it's taken
me so long to find
378
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:20,167
♪ it's taken me so long to find
379
00:21:20,233 --> 00:21:23,567
♪ it's gonna be
one day at a time
380
00:21:23,633 --> 00:21:24,933
♪ one day at a time
381
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:29,100
♪ ooh, I'm gonna take
yeah, I'm gonna take you
382
00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:30,867
♪ one day at a time
383
00:21:30,933 --> 00:21:32,400
♪ one day at a time
384
00:21:32,467 --> 00:21:36,367
♪ ooh, I'm gonna make you
yeah, I'm gonna make you mine
385
00:21:36,433 --> 00:21:38,333
♪ I'm gonna make you mine
386
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,700
♪ I'm gonna make you mine
387
00:21:47,233 --> 00:21:50,633
♪ first I'm gonna tell
ya how much I want ya
388
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:53,000
♪ then I'll show ya
that I need ya more
389
00:21:53,067 --> 00:21:55,267
♪ show you that I need you more
390
00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:58,033
♪ give you time to think it over
391
00:21:58,100 --> 00:21:59,800
♪ so you know for sure
392
00:21:59,867 --> 00:22:02,567
♪ give you time to think it over
393
00:22:02,633 --> 00:22:06,000
♪ and when you say you love me
394
00:22:06,067 --> 00:22:09,567
♪ I'm never gonna let you go, no
395
00:22:09,633 --> 00:22:13,433
♪ so sit right
back, enjoy yourself
396
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,967
♪ watch our new love grow
397
00:22:16,033 --> 00:22:18,033
♪ watch our new love grow
398
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:21,067
♪ I'll take you
one day at a time
399
00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:22,500
♪ one day at a time
400
00:22:22,567 --> 00:22:26,867
♪ ooh, I'm gonna take
you yeah, I'm gonna take you
401
00:22:26,933 --> 00:22:28,500
♪ one day at a time
402
00:22:28,567 --> 00:22:30,033
♪ one day at a time
403
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:34,233
♪ ooh, I'm gonna make you
yeah, I'm gonna make you mine
404
00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:35,800
♪ one day at a time
405
00:22:35,867 --> 00:22:37,200
♪ whoa, yeah ♪ one day at a time
406
00:22:37,267 --> 00:22:39,033
♪ ooh, I'm gonna take
407
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:42,967
♪ yeah, I'm gonna
make you mine ♪
408
00:22:55,500 --> 00:23:00,700
Kids, would you go out with Reuben,
please? I wanna speak to Bernie alone.
409
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,567
Looks like somebody's
gonna get the ax, huh?
410
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:05,667
Never mind.
411
00:23:05,733 --> 00:23:07,133
What are you
gonna tell him, mom?
412
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,800
All right, come on, kids.
413
00:23:08,867 --> 00:23:11,067
This is between
Shirley and Bernie.
414
00:23:11,133 --> 00:23:12,167
Good luck.
415
00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:22,233
What are you gonna tell him?
416
00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:23,400
Out.
417
00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:29,367
(Sighs)
418
00:23:31,133 --> 00:23:35,833
Shirley? You were wonderful.
419
00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:37,367
Thank you, Bernie.
420
00:23:37,433 --> 00:23:40,300
I was very proud of you.
421
00:23:40,367 --> 00:23:42,700
Bernie, there's something
I have to tell you.
422
00:23:42,767 --> 00:23:44,933
Shirley... Bernie,
please let me finish.
423
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,300
Shirley, let me just say one
thing and then you can talk.
424
00:23:48,367 --> 00:23:49,400
I can't marry you.
425
00:23:49,467 --> 00:23:50,767
Okay, now...
426
00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:53,667
What?
427
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:55,433
I just can't.
428
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,200
I thought about it a lot.
429
00:23:57,267 --> 00:24:01,733
I've paced the corridors
from geriatrics to pediatrics.
430
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,400
I guess I'm just not
ready for the responsibility.
431
00:24:04,467 --> 00:24:07,100
I've been a swinging
bachelor too long.
432
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:13,033
You'll get used to it.
Time is a great healer.
433
00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:16,600
Bernie, it's all right, really.
434
00:24:18,633 --> 00:24:20,200
I understand.
435
00:24:20,267 --> 00:24:21,867
(Sighs)
436
00:24:21,933 --> 00:24:23,367
Good.
437
00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:26,833
What did you want to tell me?
438
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:27,967
Tell you?
439
00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:32,667
Oh! Yes.
440
00:24:32,733 --> 00:24:35,933
Well, my throat has
been feeling sore lately.
441
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,367
Wait here. I'll get
my magic bag.
442
00:24:56,367 --> 00:24:57,367
Well?
443
00:24:57,433 --> 00:24:58,700
He jilted me.
444
00:24:58,767 --> 00:25:00,300
He jilted you?
445
00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:05,033
Don't ask questions. Well,
we can forget the drum.
446
00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:06,600
The drum? The drum.
447
00:25:06,667 --> 00:25:08,867
Yeah, we had it made up.
448
00:25:08,933 --> 00:25:10,333
Just in case.
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