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♪ Hello, world, hear
the song that we're singin'
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we had a dream
we'd go travelin' together
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♪ and spread a little lovin'
then we'd keep movin' on
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♪ somethin' always happens
whenever we're together
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♪ we get a happy feelin'
when we're singin' a song
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♪ travelin' along there's
a song that we're singin'
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we'll make you happy
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Oh, I'm sorry,
Mary Lou. I'll get it.
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I think this is yours.
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Yeah. I was trying
to hit it back to...
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Well, I guess you
already know that.
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And I missed. I
don't usually miss.
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I almost never miss.
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Thank you.
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Bet you'll never
wash that ball again.
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Huh? Oh, come on.
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I saw the way you almost
dissolved when he spoke to you.
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I did not dissolve.
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I was... I was just a little
dizzy from running so hard.
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Okay. I take it back.
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You weren't captivated
by his handsome face,
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gorgeous body,
and deep blue eyes.
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Right.
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He's not all that good-looking.
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(Chuckles)
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Okay. Okay.
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He is good-looking.
But he's not my type.
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Why, we'd have absolutely
nothing to talk about.
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Well, you'd better fake it,
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'cause he's coming this way.
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You're kidding. He's not
coming toward us, is he?
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No.
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Thank goodness.
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He's coming toward you.
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You're Laurie partridge.
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I am?
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You are.
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I mean, how did
you know my name?
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We used to take baths together.
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I beg your pardon.
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When we were kids.
We were neighbors.
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I'm Greg houser. Remember?
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Greg. Why, of course.
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You moved away
when I was so big.
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That's right. Boy, it's
really been a long time.
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Say, why don't we get together
tonight, talk about old times?
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That is, if you're free.
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Oh, I'm free.
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Great. I'll pick you up at 7:30.
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Okay.
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Bye. Bye.
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(Chuckles)
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Well, what could I say?
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We used to take baths together.
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(Guitar playing)
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Did I hear a doorbell?
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Doorbell? I didn't hear a
doorbell, did you, Danny?
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No. Not me.
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No doorbell. You
better try to relax.
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Well, what makes you
think that I'm not relaxed?
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That's the fourth time you
thought you heard the doorbell.
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Nervous as a cat.
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What would I have
to be nervous about?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Maybe it's because you're going
out with your childhood sweetheart.
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Greg houser is not my
childhood sweetheart.
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Is it true his nickname
used to be rat?
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You guys are being very unfair.
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More rotten than usual.
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I'm sure Greg has
changed a lot over the years.
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Oh, mom, you'll
never recognize him.
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(Doorbell rings)
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Your rat has arrived.
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Hi. Sorry I'm late. I got
tied up at the church.
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Is anything wrong?
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No. No, of course not.
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Come on in.
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Greg, it's nice
to see you again.
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It's good to see
you, Mrs. Partridge.
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Hi, Keith. You're looking good.
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Oh! You, too, father.
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Oh! Oh, that's it. The collar.
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Yes. That's it.
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It's just that I had no
idea that you were a...
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Minister. Minister.
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Which means you
can call me Greg.
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Greg, I apologize
for our reaction.
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Oh, no, please, please.
There's no need to apologize.
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Well, I guess we'd better get going
if we're going to make the movies.
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It was good to
see you all again.
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And you.
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We won't be late.
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Good night, mom. Good night.
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Good night. Bye.
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Hi, Reuben. Hi, Laurie.
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Father.
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Father?
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Shirley, was that... No,
it couldn't have been.
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Oh, yes, it could.
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Once I got out of the army,
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I really decided
what I wanted to do
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was to become a minister.
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So, I finished the seminary
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and was offered assistant
pastorship at grace church.
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And came here.
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So, what about you?
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What's been happening
since you were so high?
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(Exclaims)
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You know, just your
everyday normal life.
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Do you enjoy being
in show business?
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Oh, yeah. We have a great time.
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Of course, we don't
have too great a time.
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We're just a normal family.
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Oh, well, there's nothing
wrong with having a good time.
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Oh, then we have a good time.
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Ministers are allowed to hold
hands when they cross the street.
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I don't mind.
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So, what movie
did you decide on?
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That one.
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Yeah?
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It was the only one
in town with a g rating.
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Time out. What?
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Look, I know you're
not being yourself.
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You think that you have
to act differently around me.
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I was being myself.
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Honest.
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Honest?
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No. Not honest.
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Good. Now we're
getting someplace.
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Look, I have a terrific idea.
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Let's don't go to a movie.
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What do you say we go
somewhere where we can sit and talk
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and get to know
each other again?
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Okay?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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(Both laughing)
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Well?
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Well, what?
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Tell us what a
minister does on a date.
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I bet he took you to see
the ten commandments.
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No. A little racy.
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What makes you think
we went to a movie?
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Come on. Fill us
in on the details.
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You really want to
know where we went?
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Yeah.
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Well, we couldn't decide
on what movie to see,
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so we went straight
to muldoon's point.
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I wonder how he explains
lipstick on his collar.
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(Knocking on door)
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Come in.
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Good. You're still up.
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Hi. Did you have a good time?
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(Sighs)
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I think I'm in love.
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Well, I guess you
had a good time.
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Mom, I'm serious.
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Honey, don't you think it's a little
soon to decide if you're in love?
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How long is it supposed to take?
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Well, usually more
than one date.
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I mean, on the first date,
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it's always kind of nice to
find out if you like each other.
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Okay. And I'm head
over heels in like.
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On the other hand,
maybe you are in love.
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This is getting complicated.
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Honey, all I'm asking
is to give it time.
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Get to know him and then decide.
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Do you know what we did tonight?
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We spent four hours
at muldoon's point?
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Muldoon's point?
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He was just so wonderful.
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We talked the whole time.
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(Sighs) Oh.
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It was just so relaxed. It was as if
we'd known each other all our lives.
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(Sighs)
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If this is just like, then
love must be really fantastic.
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It is.
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Well, good night, mom.
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Good night, darling.
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Oh, I asked him over
for dinner Thursday night.
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Is that all right?
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Do you think he's ready for us?
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(Giggles) No.
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But if our relationship can
survive Danny and Keith,
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it can survive anything.
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Good night. Good night, honey.
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(Sighs)
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So, how's business?
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Looking up.
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I see.
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(Chuckling) Looking
up. That's very good.
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I think it's terrific that a
minister has a sense of humor.
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It helps.
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I'm sure it does.
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Say, I heard a joke the
other day. It was kind of funny.
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It seems this guy and a girl
meet at a swinging singles party
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and he asks her if she'd like...
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Dinner's ready.
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(Chuckles) Dinner's ready.
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Saved by a lamb chop.
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Well, let's dig in.
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Oh, not until we
say grace, of course.
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Of course.
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You don't have to change
your custom for me.
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Oh, we usually say grace.
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Don't we, Keith?
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Right.
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In fact, I do believe
it's your turn tonight.
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My turn?
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I thought it was
your turn, Danny.
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Danny.
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Would you rather I said grace?
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Oh, that'd be great.
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That is, I wouldn't
mind giving up my turn.
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Since you're a minister and all.
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Oh, that's very
nice of you, Keith.
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Well.
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Thank you lord for this
food and these people.
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Amen.
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That's it?
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That's it. You can dig in now.
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If I'd known it was that easy, I
would have talked to him myself.
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(Laughing)
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Your family is really terrific.
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(Chuckles) I know.
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Trying at times,
but basically terrific.
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Well, you're basically
not so bad yourself.
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Is that a compliment?
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Yes, it is.
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See you tomorrow?
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Just try to avoid me.
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Good night, Laurie.
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Good night.
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Mom? Yes?
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You know what you
said the other night
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about giving it more time?
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Yes?
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Time's up.
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(Sighs)
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♪ la la la la la la la la la
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♪ love must be the answer
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♪ la la la la la la la la la
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♪ love must be the answer
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♪ la la la la la la la la la
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♪ love must be the answer
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♪ oh, love
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Reuben!
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Yeah. That one sounded great.
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Why is it after three
hours of rehearsing,
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you're more
exhausted than we are?
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He has very strenuous daydreams.
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Are we finished?
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I think that's it.
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Great.
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Laurie, we can hardly stand
and you're gonna go play tennis?
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That's right.
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00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:23,267
Don't tell me they have tennis
courts at muldoon's point.
266
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:25,600
You should know. Bye.
267
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:27,000
Bye.
268
00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:29,200
Can a minister perform
his own marriage ceremony?
269
00:15:29,267 --> 00:15:32,900
Danny, Greg and Laurie are
gonna play tennis, not get married.
270
00:15:32,967 --> 00:15:35,867
Well, you know how those
Saturday morning tennis games go.
271
00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:38,167
Sooner or later, one of
them is bound to jump the net.
272
00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:40,867
You know, there are advantages
to having a minister in the family.
273
00:15:40,933 --> 00:15:42,133
Free sermonettes.
274
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,776
Chris: We won't be
afraid of lightning anymore.
275
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,867
And we'll never have to
call dial-a-prayer again.
276
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,067
(Sighs)
277
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,000
You wanna talk about it?
278
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,700
Talk about what?
279
00:15:57,767 --> 00:16:01,433
Come on, Shirley. I know
what that worried look means.
280
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,633
What?
281
00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:06,900
Well, it means you're worried.
282
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,600
All right, you.
283
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:13,067
You think that Laurie and
Greg are too serious, huh?
284
00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:17,800
(Sighs) Reuben, she's
dated a lot of boys.
285
00:16:17,867 --> 00:16:21,433
I've never seen her
this serious before.
286
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:24,300
You know, I really
think she's in love.
287
00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:27,500
Well, if you're worried
about marriage, forget it.
288
00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:29,167
Kids don't get
married these days.
289
00:16:29,233 --> 00:16:31,733
If they love each
other they just...
290
00:16:33,233 --> 00:16:36,033
Forget I said that.
291
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:39,933
Look, what did Laurie
say when you talked to her?
292
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,733
You have talked to her?
293
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,567
No. I haven't.
294
00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:46,367
(Sighs) Shirley,
that is not like you.
295
00:16:46,433 --> 00:16:48,167
I know.
296
00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:51,700
There's never been anything
I couldn't talk to Laurie about.
297
00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:55,367
But for some reason,
this time it's different.
298
00:16:56,733 --> 00:16:58,000
It's as if I...
299
00:16:58,067 --> 00:17:00,100
Were afraid of the answer?
300
00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:05,533
Well, as long as you
put off talking to her,
301
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,000
you won't know
what's on her mind.
302
00:17:09,633 --> 00:17:12,333
Reuben, you're absolutely right.
303
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:16,200
I haven't been giving
Laurie enough credit.
304
00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:19,567
I'll speak to her as
soon as she comes in.
305
00:17:19,633 --> 00:17:23,433
Besides, even if they do
get married, it's not so bad.
306
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:26,567
At least she'll be assured
a date for the prom.
307
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,300
Come on, buy me
another cup of coffee.
308
00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:34,400
Thanks, Reuben. I guess
I'm just overreacting.
309
00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:36,533
Eloped? What are
you talking about?
310
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,300
We have every reason to believe
Laurie and Greg have eloped.
311
00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:42,467
At this very moment, they're
probably tying the proverbial knot.
312
00:17:42,533 --> 00:17:44,173
Don't be ridiculous.
Laurie would never...
313
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,767
Mom, the facts are facts.
314
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:46,933
What facts?
315
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,233
Danny, the facts.
316
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,567
Exhibit a.
317
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:50,967
It's a tennis racquet.
318
00:17:51,033 --> 00:17:53,233
Ah, but not any tennis racquet.
319
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,433
Laurie's. So?
320
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,967
So, either she's
not playing tennis,
321
00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:00,533
or she's losing very badly.
322
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,167
Probably finished playing tennis
323
00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:03,733
and came home and changed.
324
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,733
A possibility. However...
325
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,367
Exhibit b.
326
00:18:07,433 --> 00:18:09,467
(Sighs) I don't
wanna hear exhibit b.
327
00:18:09,533 --> 00:18:11,867
Not even if exhibit b's missing?
328
00:18:13,733 --> 00:18:14,867
What's exhibit b?
329
00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:17,267
(Sighs) Her suitcase.
330
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:19,700
Danny, you better
show her exhibit c.
331
00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:21,400
She left a note.
332
00:18:26,467 --> 00:18:29,033
"dear mom. Left with
Greg. He needs me.
333
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,667
"please understand.
Love, Laurie."
334
00:18:31,733 --> 00:18:32,800
Keith, get the car.
335
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,233
Greg: I now pronounce
you man and wife.
336
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,600
But if you'd just seen my note,
337
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,933
none of this would've happened.
338
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:12,767
My note.
339
00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:15,933
Well, you did see it? So
how could you think that I...
340
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,733
It was amazingly easy.
341
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,333
"dear mom. Left with Greg."
342
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,167
to go to the church.
343
00:19:24,867 --> 00:19:26,667
Didn't I put that in?
344
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,767
I guess I forgot to put that in.
345
00:19:31,967 --> 00:19:33,467
"greg needs me."
346
00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:35,067
for a witness.
347
00:19:36,733 --> 00:19:38,367
I was in a hurry.
348
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,567
"please understand."
349
00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:43,467
that I promised to
cook dinner tonight
350
00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:47,000
and I wanted you
to understand that I...
351
00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:49,800
I guess I left out
the part about dinner.
352
00:19:51,133 --> 00:19:54,567
Guess I left out
a couple of things.
353
00:19:54,633 --> 00:19:57,300
Couple of very important things.
354
00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:59,700
Well, I think I'm
beginning to see how you
355
00:19:59,767 --> 00:20:01,300
jumped to your conclusions.
356
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,367
But I should've told you.
357
00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:05,433
Told me what?
358
00:20:07,633 --> 00:20:10,733
Look, Greg and I took
your advice the first time.
359
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:14,600
We decided not to see so much
of each other until I finish school.
360
00:20:14,667 --> 00:20:16,433
You did?
361
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:20,533
But, if the time comes when
we do consider marriage,
362
00:20:22,233 --> 00:20:23,933
you'll be the first to know.
363
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,667
(Both laughing)
364
00:20:25,733 --> 00:20:28,700
Oh, mom. Oh, thank you so much.
365
00:20:28,767 --> 00:20:30,333
What for?
366
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,733
For caring enough to
jump to conclusions.
367
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,033
Oh, honey.
368
00:20:41,767 --> 00:20:45,900
♪ I've got the
sunshine in my hands
369
00:20:45,967 --> 00:20:49,967
♪ you've got the
sunshine in your hands
370
00:20:50,033 --> 00:20:54,100
♪ we've got the
sunshine in our hands
371
00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:58,200
♪ now let it shine
all over this land
372
00:20:58,267 --> 00:21:02,533
♪ you've got to
love, love one another
373
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:06,500
♪ whoa, shine,
shine on your brother
374
00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:10,467
♪ and the whole
world will discover
375
00:21:10,533 --> 00:21:14,233
♪ in the arms of
every woman and man
376
00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:18,233
♪ we've got the
sunshine in our hands
377
00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:22,200
♪ I've got the
sunshine in my hands
378
00:21:22,267 --> 00:21:26,133
♪ you've got the
sunshine in your hands
379
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,433
♪ now let it shine
all over this land
380
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:38,667
♪ holy, holy, glory, glory
381
00:21:38,733 --> 00:21:42,600
♪ hallelujah, I believe it now
382
00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:46,500
♪ holy, holy, glory, glory
383
00:21:46,567 --> 00:21:50,367
♪ you can give without receiving
384
00:21:50,433 --> 00:21:52,400
♪ you've got the sunshine
385
00:21:52,467 --> 00:21:54,367
♪ we've got the sunshine
386
00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:56,300
♪ I've got the sunshine
387
00:21:56,367 --> 00:21:58,267
♪ you got the sunshine
388
00:21:58,333 --> 00:22:02,233
♪ holy, holy, glory, glory
389
00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:04,233
♪ I've got the sunshine
390
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:06,133
♪ you got the sunshine
391
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,367
♪ sunshine in my hands
392
00:22:09,433 --> 00:22:13,300
♪ you got the
sunshine in your hands
393
00:22:13,367 --> 00:22:17,167
♪ we got the
sunshine in our hands
394
00:22:17,233 --> 00:22:21,000
♪ now let it shine
all over this land
395
00:22:21,067 --> 00:22:25,200
♪ you've got to
love, love one another
396
00:22:25,267 --> 00:22:29,067
♪ whoa, shine,
shine on your brother
397
00:22:29,133 --> 00:22:32,967
♪ and the whole
world will discover
398
00:22:33,033 --> 00:22:35,467
♪ in the arms of
every woman and man
399
00:22:35,533 --> 00:22:37,367
♪ you've got the sunshine
400
00:22:37,433 --> 00:22:38,600
♪ we've got the sunshine
401
00:22:38,667 --> 00:22:42,533
♪ I've got the
sunshine in my hands
402
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:46,400
♪ you've got the
sunshine in your hands
403
00:22:46,467 --> 00:22:50,300
♪ we've got the
sunshine in our hands
404
00:22:50,367 --> 00:22:57,333
♪ now let it shine
all over this land ♪
405
00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:31,333
Do you mind?
I'm trying to create.
406
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,933
Well, I thought I
could be an inspiration.
407
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,800
Oh, you are an
inspiration for a headache.
408
00:23:38,967 --> 00:23:40,633
Bye, mom. I'll see you later.
409
00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:42,000
Tennis with Greg, again?
410
00:23:42,067 --> 00:23:43,300
He's giving me lessons.
411
00:23:43,367 --> 00:23:45,367
Just think, when
Laurie's behind 40-love,
412
00:23:45,433 --> 00:23:46,800
she really means it.
413
00:23:46,867 --> 00:23:48,400
Bye, Danny. Bye.
414
00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:53,433
Mom, is there a difference
between the way we love you
415
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,700
and the way Laurie loves Greg?
416
00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:59,933
Well, yes, there is Chris.
417
00:24:01,767 --> 00:24:04,667
Let me see if I can
choose the right words.
418
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,067
Well, you see...
419
00:24:08,133 --> 00:24:10,500
Shirley, if I may.
420
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:14,100
Be my guest.
421
00:24:14,167 --> 00:24:18,600
Well, you see, Chris,
you love your mother like...
422
00:24:19,367 --> 00:24:20,733
Like a mother.
423
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,267
But some day you're
gonna meet a girl
424
00:24:23,333 --> 00:24:26,600
and then you'll feel different.
425
00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:27,700
You mean, we'll kiss?
426
00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:30,900
And make lovey-dovey eyes?
427
00:24:30,967 --> 00:24:34,833
Right. You'll make
lovey-dovey eyes.
428
00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:37,433
And then poof,
you're a father, right?
429
00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:38,767
Right on.
430
00:24:41,267 --> 00:24:42,907
Now listen, Shirley,
if you wanna jump in.
431
00:24:42,933 --> 00:24:45,700
Oh, no, Reuben, go right ahead.
432
00:24:45,767 --> 00:24:47,400
You're doing just fine.
433
00:24:47,467 --> 00:24:48,967
Yeah, Reuben. We're all ears.
434
00:24:49,033 --> 00:24:50,067
Uh-huh.
435
00:24:50,133 --> 00:24:51,233
(Clears throat)
436
00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:54,867
Well, Chris, it is
rather complicated.
437
00:24:56,667 --> 00:24:59,967
For one thing, there's a lot
of different ways to explain it.
438
00:25:00,033 --> 00:25:03,433
First, there's the stork theory.
439
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:05,167
Oh, brother.
440
00:25:05,233 --> 00:25:10,033
Reuben, would you mind if Chris
and Tracy came upstairs with me?
441
00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:12,333
No. No, not at all.
442
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,267
Come on kids. I think it's time
443
00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:16,367
you and I had a little talk.
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