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[THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY'S
"COME ON GET HAPPY" PLAYING]
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? Hello, world, hear the song
That we're singing ?
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? Come on, get happy ?
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? A whole lot of lovin'
Is what we'll be bringing ?
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? We'll make you happy ?
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? We had a dream
We'd go traveling together ?
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? We'd spread a little love ?
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? And then we'll keep
Movin' on ?
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? Something always happens
Whenever we're together ?
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? We get a happy feeling
When we're singing a song ?
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? Traveling along there's
A song that we're singing ?
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? Come on, get happy ?
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? A whole lot of lovin'
Is what we'll be bringing ?
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? We'll make you happy ?
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? We'll make you happy ?
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? We'll make you happy ?
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[PLAYING "I'M ON
MY WAY BACK HOME"]
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ALL:
? Ooh ?
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? Got on a silver plane
And flew away ?
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? Chased all my rainbows
To the end ?
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? I wish I knew then
What I know today ?
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? I'm on my way
Back home again ?
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? Love ?
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? That's what's waitin' for me ?
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? That's where I've got to be ?
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? Just to look in your eyes ?
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? Feel your lips touchin' mine ?
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? I'm on my way back home,
Gonna fly ?
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FAMILY:
Back home again ?
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? I'm on my way back home,
Gonna fly ?
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? I'm on my way ?
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FAMILY:
? My way back home ?
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? I'm on my way back home
To you ?
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? I remember when ?
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? You told me I'd return ?
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? You knew even then ?
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? Something I had to learn ?
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? It's so far and yet ?
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? It's right there
Where you live ?
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? It's something that you get ?
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? Only when you give and it's ?
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ALL:
? Love ?
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? That's what's waitin' for me ?
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? That's where I've got to be ?
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? Just to look in your eyes ?
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? Feel your lips touchin' mine ?
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ALL:
Gonna fly ?
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? On my way back home again ?
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? I'm on my way back home,
Gonna fly ?
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? I'm on my way ?
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FAMILY:
? My way back home ?
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? I'm on my way back home
To you ?
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FAMILY:
? I'm on my way back home ?
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? Gonna fly ?
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FAMILY:
? On my way back home again ?
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? On my way ?
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FAMILY:
Gonna fly ?
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? I'm on my way ?
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FAMILY:
? My way back home ?
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? I'm on my way back home
To you ?
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FAMILY:
? I'm on my way back home ?
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Mom, can we bring
our bathing suits?
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No. The last time you visited
your grandparents
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you ended up swimming
in their fishpond.
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Aw, you never let us
swim with live fish.
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You know, Mom,
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you don't get the chance to get
away from us kids very often.
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Now since Chris and Tracy
are gone this weekend,
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it would be the perfect chance
for you to take off.
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Sounds great, but there
isn't time to plan a trip.
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Why make plans?
Why not just take off on a lark?
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You know, we never get
to do anything together.
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I mean, just the two of us.
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How would you like to take off
on a lark this weekend?
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Well, that's great. Let's do it.
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[???]
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I can't find Danny's
Boy Scout mess kit.
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Look in the tire.
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Got it.
Hi.
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What you doing out here?
LAURIE: Scrounging.
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Laurie and I have decided
to take a trip this weekend.
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Mom and I are
just gonna take off.
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Do something
we've never done before.
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Sounds good.
What are you gonna do?
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We're gonna go
camping and hiking
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out near Pinnico Peak.
Ah, that'll be fun.
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Pinnico Peak? There's nothing
out there but wilderness.
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That's the point.
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No hotels, no public campsites.
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If we're gonna do it,
we might as well do it right.
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You can't go out there
alone in the wilderness.
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Why not?
Because some wolf will come up
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and say, "My, Grandma,
what big eyes you have."
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Then he'll eat your face.
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Neither of you have ever been
camping before in your lives.
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That's okay.
This book will help us.
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"Girl Ranger
Camping Handbook."
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You've gotta be kidding.
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Nope.
It may sound juvenile,
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but it'll tell us everything
we need to know.
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What if you get lost?
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We don't get a merit badge.
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[SIGHS]
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Going out there alone.
I wonder what they're thinking.
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Keith, how'd you like to visit
the Missing Persons Bureau?
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[SIGHS]
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We gotta stop them.
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[???]
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[???]
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Girls just don't know how
to handle certain situations.
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What if you meet a bear?
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We'd handle it the same way
you would. We'd run.
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But I can run
faster than you.
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You can't go. If you won't think
of yourself, think about us.
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We have, and that's
why we're leaving.
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Mom, listen--
Look. We're going camping,
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and that's all there
is to it, okay?
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Come on, Laurie.
Let's pack these knapsacks.
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KEITH:
why don't you collect pine cones
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and go see a Disney nature film.
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[???]
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Hello?
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Mr. Kincaid,
Danny Partridge here.
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I should've known.
It had to be you.
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Torture incorporated.
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I'm sorry to bother you,
but this is important.
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It affects our whole entire
future.
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Mom and Laurie
are going camping.
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I thought you said Shirley
and Laurie are going camping,
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but I know
you wouldn't call me for that.
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Yes, I would.
What are we gonna do?
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Sew nametags in their shorts.
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They've never been camping
in their lives.
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And they're going out in the
wilderness by Pinnico Peak.
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Where they go is their own--
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Pinnico Peak?
That's wild country.
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The mountain lions
avoid that area.
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Well, you've gotta stop them.
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They won't listen.
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Danny?
I'm caught. Act natural.
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Who are you talking to?
Mr. Kincaid, Mom,
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and he wants to talk to you.
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This wouldn't be about
our camping trip?
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Uh...
Danny, you didn't call him.
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Here's the phone.
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Reuben?
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[SIGHS]
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Look, we're going on that
camping trip, and that's final.
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Goodbye.
Say goodbye and hang up,
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and stop all this nonsense
or we're gonna have it out.
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Do you understand?
Mm-hm.
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Mr. Kincaid, I have
to hang up now.
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[WHISPERING]
They're leaving in the morning.
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Well, I'll--
I'll drive right up.
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I'll be there tonight.
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Great.
I knew I could count on you.
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[???]
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Well, all of our things
are loaded.
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That's it, Mom.
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We're all ready
to go to Grandma's.
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Good. Hop aboard.
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I thought you said
Reuben would be here.
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He should've been here
last night.
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Keith, Danny, we're leaving.
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Well, I guess we'll just have
to stall for time, that's all.
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The camera. That's it.
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Come on, let's go.
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Come on.
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Mom!
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Look, before you go,
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I wanna get a picture of you two
in your camping clothes.
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[???]
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LAURIE: Keith--
Now smile.
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We look terrible.
Great. No, it's good stuff.
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Uh, Danny, let me get a shot
of the three of you now.
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Uh, okay, yeah.
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Yeah, get in between them.
Good, good.
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Smile. Great.
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Hey, let me get a picture
of you, Mom and Laurie together.
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Great idea.
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DANNY: Okay.
Mm-hm.
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DANNY:
Smile.
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Ready? Got it.
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While we're taking pictures,
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let me take a picture
of you two.
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Okay. Great.
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[???]
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Ready?
Sure.
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Smile pretty.
Oh, it's nice.
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[SIGHS]
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Good. Now, Danny,
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why don't you take a picture
of Keith?
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Great.
Yeah.
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Over here.
Okay.
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Okay.
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DANNY:
Smile.
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Be sure to get his good side.
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Then I'll have to wait
till he grows one.
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Just take the picture,
will you?
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This picture would make a great
centerfold for Boring Magazine.
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Never mind. Mom--?
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[ENGINE TURNS OVER]
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Mom. Mom, wait! Mom!
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DANNY:
Mom! Mom! No, Mom!
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[???]
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Come on, come on.
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Rescue squad, ready
and cleared for takeoff.
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Okay, which way?
KEITH: Beasley Street, right.
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DANNY: Duncan Drive, left.
KEITH: Beasley, right.
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DANNY:
Duncan, left.
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KEITH:
I tell you, it's Beasley, right.
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DANNY:
Duncan, left.
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[???]
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[???]
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There. Ready?
Yep.
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Well, which way
do you wanna go?
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Well, that looks like
a nice direction.
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Fine.
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Hey, your knitting's
sticking out.
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She brought her knitting.
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Maybe she's going to knit
a tent.
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[???]
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Okay, they're out of sight.
Come on, troops. Move out.
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What is this
"troops, move out"?
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He's been that way
ever since he saw Patton.
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Forward, ho.
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KEITH:
funny in those hats.
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KINCAID:
spot a tenderfoot.
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DANNY:
the ranks.
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How far do you
wanna go?
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We can keep walking
until we get tired
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and then we can set up camp.
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[SQUEALS IN PAIN]
Did you hear something?
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No.
What did it sound like?
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It must've been
a bird squawking.
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I haven't heard a noise
like that
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since Tracy bit Reuben
on the toe.
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[LAUGHING]
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Oh, I--
I haven't felt pain like this
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since Tracy bit
me on the toe.
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We have to keep going.
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Keith, we'll have to carry
Mr. Kincaid's stuff.
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[SIGHING]
Why can't we just take a rest?
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My arm must be 6 inches longer
than it was two hours ago.
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Stop complaining.
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Now you can put your socks
on without bending over.
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Why can't we walk on the path
like the girls?
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Why do we have to burrow
through this underbrush
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like a pack of gophers?
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If we go on the path,
they might look back and see us.
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Oh, I wanna stay here and rest.
I can't go another step.
253
00:12:06,230 --> 00:12:08,880
Oh, no. There they go.
254
00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,070
We can't stop now,
or we'll lose them.
255
00:12:11,270 --> 00:12:13,220
Why?
They're jogging.
256
00:12:15,070 --> 00:12:16,990
Troops, ten-hut!
257
00:12:17,190 --> 00:12:19,080
Double time, ho!
258
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,140
Left!
Ah!
259
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:20,990
Left!
Oh!
260
00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:23,200
Left, right, left!
Ahh!
261
00:12:34,210 --> 00:12:36,820
If this tent isn't tied right,
262
00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:39,030
it can fall on us
in the middle of the night.
263
00:12:39,230 --> 00:12:42,050
I don't know how to tie
a good, solid knot.
264
00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:45,850
Sure you do. You make knots
all the time in knitting.
265
00:12:46,050 --> 00:12:48,190
Make a purl,
pull the end through,
266
00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:50,220
and then pull it down tight.
267
00:12:52,170 --> 00:12:53,230
Purl.
268
00:12:59,210 --> 00:13:01,800
I think it'll work.
269
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,130
I just wish Keith and Danny
were here to see that.
270
00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:07,210
[WHISPERING]
They are knitting a tent.
271
00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:11,210
The first good wind,
they're gonna drop a stitch.
272
00:13:11,410 --> 00:13:13,830
Boy, that food
smells good.
273
00:13:14,030 --> 00:13:15,830
I haven't eaten
since last night.
274
00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:17,130
What do you say?
Let's eat.
275
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:20,020
Okay.
Great idea.
276
00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:22,010
[???]
277
00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:23,820
Okay.
278
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,050
Well, let's break
out the food.
279
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:27,900
Fine.
280
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,150
Okay.
281
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,820
[???]
282
00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:36,950
Well?
Keith?
283
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,840
Well,
I thought you brought the food.
284
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,030
Why would I bring the food?
285
00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:45,030
You're the one
that eats all the time.
286
00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:46,980
No food?
287
00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:49,860
Okay, so, uh, we forgot
to bring the food.
288
00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:52,810
We can always get some berries
and stuff in the morning.
289
00:13:53,010 --> 00:13:55,200
Right. We'll just have to
rough it tonight. No problem.
290
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,030
It's usually the victims
who have to rough it,
291
00:13:58,230 --> 00:13:59,180
not the rescuers.
292
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,910
Well,
we might as well set up camp.
293
00:14:02,110 --> 00:14:04,140
Yeah,
it's a bit chilly out here.
294
00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:08,040
Fine.
Let's break out the bedrolls.
295
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:11,060
Who's got the bedrolls?
296
00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:13,850
Mom and Laurie.
297
00:14:14,050 --> 00:14:16,100
Of course they've got
the bedrolls.
298
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,010
Let's break out the blankets.
299
00:14:18,210 --> 00:14:20,190
I'll settle for blankets.
So will I.
300
00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:26,030
You must've
brought something.
301
00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:30,210
Same thing I pack
every time we go on tour.
302
00:14:30,410 --> 00:14:34,960
Socks, handkerchiefs,
shorts.
303
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:39,000
Well, Mom always packs
everything else.
304
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:42,140
A rubber duck?
It is not a duck.
305
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,880
It's a mallard.
306
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:48,010
You're no General Patton.
Well, what did you bring?
307
00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:52,080
Well, uh, I brought socks
and handkerchiefs...
308
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:55,110
and shorts.
And a guitar.
309
00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:58,200
Why did you bring a guitar?
310
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,870
I don't know.
Force of habit, I guess.
311
00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:03,020
Mom always
packs everything else.
312
00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:03,940
Wonderful.
313
00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:07,110
Well, what did you bring,
besides your camera?
314
00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:10,030
Well,
a couple of suits...
315
00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:14,100
socks, handkerchiefs, shorts.
316
00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:18,120
Toothbrush, an electric razor
317
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:22,120
and an electric hair dryer.
318
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,890
Allow me one luxury.
319
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,220
Look, let's just
go to sleep, okay?
320
00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:30,050
Okay, fine with me.
321
00:15:35,030 --> 00:15:37,860
Sure is cold.
I wish I had my jacket.
322
00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:40,090
Yeah, I forgot how
cold it gets up here
323
00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:41,860
in the mountains at night.
324
00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:45,190
Hey, maybe it'd help
if we put on all our shorts.
325
00:15:45,390 --> 00:15:47,860
Okay.
326
00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:50,040
You can wear my suits.
327
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,010
Who wants the $200 mohair?
328
00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:56,800
Don't worry, Reuben. We'll--
We'll pay to have them cleaned.
329
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,200
At least we'll be warm enough
to get some sleep tonight.
330
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,230
There's one problem.
I can't sleep.
331
00:16:01,430 --> 00:16:05,010
Why?
I'm starving to death.
332
00:16:05,210 --> 00:16:06,160
[???]
333
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:21,040
It was a great meal, Mom,
but I ate too much.
334
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,970
Oh, me too.
335
00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:25,230
Oh, boy, I'm tired.
336
00:16:25,430 --> 00:16:28,850
It's a good kind of tired.
I know.
337
00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:31,890
It's so peaceful
and relaxing out here.
338
00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:34,210
It certainly makes
you forget all your problems.
339
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,890
Yeah.
340
00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:38,810
Oh, it's been
a great day, Mom.
341
00:16:39,010 --> 00:16:41,130
Good night.
Night, honey.
342
00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:43,080
[???]
343
00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:57,120
[WHISPERING]
Come on.
344
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,210
We can't just come in here
and steal their food.
345
00:17:05,410 --> 00:17:07,870
Stealing is wrong.
346
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:11,070
Would you rather wake them up
and ask them for it?
347
00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:12,190
Let's steal it.
348
00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:13,910
[???]
349
00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:17,230
Jackpot. Beans.
You call that a jackpot?
350
00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:19,070
Take anything.
351
00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:20,830
[CLATTERING]
352
00:17:21,030 --> 00:17:23,070
Did you hear something?
[SQUEAKING]
353
00:17:23,270 --> 00:17:25,140
Sounds like...
354
00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:26,820
a mallard.
355
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,090
[SQUEAKING]
356
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:32,000
Yeah, a rubber mallard.
357
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:35,200
I don't think they're flying
this time of year.
358
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,860
[???]
359
00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:38,160
[MOANING]
360
00:17:41,010 --> 00:17:42,120
[MALLARD SQUEAKS]
361
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,160
You got the beans?
Got them.
362
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:46,020
Great.
363
00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:48,850
But before we get
our hopes up...
364
00:17:49,050 --> 00:17:50,200
who has a can opener?
365
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,050
It's one thing a bachelor
is never without.
366
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,120
Great. Well,
let's build a fire.
367
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,180
Give me a match.
368
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,970
No matches?
369
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,920
I don't care!
I'll eat them cold!
370
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:08,130
So will I.
Give me the can opener.
371
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:15,140
Mr. Kincaid, you said a bachelor
is never without a can opener.
372
00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:17,890
That is perfectly true.
373
00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:20,040
How far is the car from here?
374
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,820
[SIGHING]
375
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:27,110
Well, I guess we might as well
try to get to sleep.
376
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:35,200
I can tell by the silence
you hate me.
377
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:39,110
One little mistake.
We starve for one night.
378
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:48,220
Reuben, if it would make you
feel any better, I'd nag you,
379
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,860
but I'm too tired.
380
00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:54,840
Mr. Kincaid, it's not your
fault. We forgot things too.
381
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:58,840
So I forget one can opener
and it's the old polite routine.
382
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,210
Well, if that's the way
you feel about it, good night.
383
00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:03,100
Whoa! Whoa!
384
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,980
[???]
385
00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:08,120
KEITH:
Reuben, are you all right?
386
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,830
Mr. Kincaid?
387
00:19:10,030 --> 00:19:12,180
KINCAID:
to bring a rope too.
388
00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:13,920
[???]
389
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,830
Mr. Kincaid, wake up.
390
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,980
Roast duck,
potatoes au gratin.
391
00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:21,160
Come on, Reuben, wake up.
Mom and Laurie are gone.
392
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:25,110
Just a few more minutes.
I haven't ordered dessert yet.
393
00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:29,100
Okay, troops. Fall out!
394
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,170
[???]
395
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,170
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
396
00:19:53,370 --> 00:19:55,140
[???]
397
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,110
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
398
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,150
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
399
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,020
[???]
400
00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:01,200
If nature's so perfect, why
doesn't it make a can opener?
401
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,980
Why? Why?
402
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:08,010
Mr. Kincaid,
get ahold of yourself.
403
00:21:08,210 --> 00:21:09,920
[LAUGHING]
404
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,110
We must be near
a can opener.
405
00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:14,170
I found a pair of shorts.
406
00:21:16,010 --> 00:21:17,170
Those are mine.
407
00:21:17,370 --> 00:21:20,810
We've been
walking in circles.
408
00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:25,010
I'm afraid he's right. This is
where Mom and Laurie camped.
409
00:21:25,210 --> 00:21:28,000
There's only one thing left
we can do.
410
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,220
Yell for a can opener.
411
00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:32,870
Reuben, what if someone
heard us? It's embarrassing.
412
00:21:33,070 --> 00:21:34,210
What if they don't hear us?
413
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:40,990
ALL:
Help! Help!
414
00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:43,920
SHIRLEY:
I hear you!
415
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:45,810
Oh, I knew we'd be embarrassed,
416
00:21:46,010 --> 00:21:47,170
but I didn't think
it'd be so fast.
417
00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:51,940
What are you
doing here?
418
00:21:52,140 --> 00:21:54,220
How'd you find us?
We found a trail of clothes
419
00:21:54,420 --> 00:21:56,210
with Danny's name
stenciled on them.
420
00:21:56,410 --> 00:21:57,960
Were you following us?
No, no.
421
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:01,230
No, we were just out
on a little Sunday hike and we--
422
00:22:01,430 --> 00:22:04,090
Well, we got a little
misplaced and--
423
00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:07,050
Just take us back
to the bus, please.
424
00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:08,840
You were following us.
425
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,170
All I know is they said
426
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:13,050
they were taking me
to a drive-in movie.
427
00:22:16,190 --> 00:22:19,100
Please, we--
We've come to rescue you.
428
00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:23,010
Do you have any food? Water?
429
00:22:23,210 --> 00:22:25,030
Just show us how
to get out of here.
430
00:22:25,230 --> 00:22:28,230
I don't know if we should.
Oh, please, you have to.
431
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,910
Okay, let's go.
Wait.
432
00:22:34,110 --> 00:22:36,080
Aren't you taking us
back to the bus?
433
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,820
Yes.
434
00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:39,810
Well, it's not that way.
It's that way.
435
00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:41,190
No, I'm sure it's that way.
436
00:22:41,390 --> 00:22:44,020
It can't be that way.
It has to be over there.
437
00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:46,000
We came from that path.
No!
438
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,130
[CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
439
00:22:52,030 --> 00:22:55,220
GIRL: Hi, Mrs. Partridge!
Hi, girls!
440
00:22:55,420 --> 00:22:57,090
ALL:
Hi!
441
00:23:01,220 --> 00:23:03,890
Do you know those girls?
Where'd they come from?
442
00:23:04,090 --> 00:23:06,110
We had breakfast
with them this morning.
443
00:23:06,310 --> 00:23:08,080
Yeah, there's a
Girl Ranger's lodge
444
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,800
about 50 yards from here.
You've gotta be kidding.
445
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,170
What's wrong with those guys,
Mrs. Partridge?
446
00:23:13,370 --> 00:23:15,160
They lost or something?
447
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:16,910
We are not lost!
448
00:23:17,110 --> 00:23:22,020
We were sent here on
a survival test by the Pentagon.
449
00:23:22,220 --> 00:23:26,180
We know exactly where we are
and exactly what we're doing.
450
00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:31,060
Oh, did the Pentagon tell you
to stand in poison oak?
451
00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:33,030
[???]
452
00:23:36,150 --> 00:23:39,210
Great, Reuben.
The Pentagon, huh?
453
00:23:39,410 --> 00:23:41,140
[LAUGHING]
454
00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:42,180
[???]
455
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,210
[???]
456
00:23:49,130 --> 00:23:50,230
[BOTH SNEEZE]
457
00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:56,880
We had a lot of fun
on Grandma and Grandpa's farm.
458
00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:00,220
We went swimming in the
goldfish pond with live fish.
459
00:24:00,420 --> 00:24:02,950
Looks like
you had fun too.
460
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:06,170
Get out of here, kid,
before I pierce your ears.
461
00:24:06,370 --> 00:24:08,900
Well, how do you guys feel?
462
00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:11,950
I've got a cold.
I think I've got frostbite.
463
00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:14,100
I'd have to get better to die.
464
00:24:16,170 --> 00:24:20,840
What's that?
What do you think it is? Dinner.
465
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,810
We're gonna nurse you
back to health.
466
00:24:23,010 --> 00:24:24,230
Well, it's the least we can do
467
00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:26,820
since you risked your lives
to save us.
468
00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:29,810
They're making fun of us.
We try to do a good deed,
469
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:33,050
and they humiliate us in return.
Are we gonna take that?
470
00:24:33,250 --> 00:24:35,970
[???]
471
00:24:36,170 --> 00:24:39,010
Of course we're gonna take that.
472
00:24:40,150 --> 00:24:42,150
Boy, I'm starved.
473
00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:45,000
KINCAID:
Beans.
474
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:48,180
I found your can opener.
475
00:24:48,380 --> 00:24:50,080
[???]
476
00:24:53,050 --> 00:24:54,180
[???]
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