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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:15,038 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC] 2 00:00:18,678 --> 00:00:19,846 Bonjour, tout le monde, 3 00:00:19,948 --> 00:00:21,617 welcome back to Questionable Call, 4 00:00:21,717 --> 00:00:23,621 brought to you by Bro Dude Energy. 5 00:00:23,721 --> 00:00:25,558 I'm your host Anik Archambault 6 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:27,862 alongside panellists Tessa Bonhomme, Jay "Onray"-- 7 00:00:27,964 --> 00:00:29,499 - Onrait! - And the man they call RA. 8 00:00:29,599 --> 00:00:31,370 As we bring this episode to a close, 9 00:00:31,470 --> 00:00:32,848 we thought we'd update the audience, 10 00:00:32,872 --> 00:00:35,244 as well as our panel, on what's become a bit 11 00:00:35,345 --> 00:00:37,115 of a fan favourite topic around here. 12 00:00:37,215 --> 00:00:38,551 - Ah, Shoresy. - Shoresy! 13 00:00:38,651 --> 00:00:40,054 - Shoresy? - Fuck you, Shoresy. 14 00:00:40,154 --> 00:00:42,459 Our boys had a busy few weeks up in the NOSHO. 15 00:00:42,559 --> 00:00:43,894 I don't doubt it, Anik. 16 00:00:43,996 --> 00:00:47,068 After losing 20 games, he publicly declared 17 00:00:47,168 --> 00:00:51,043 that the team would never lose again. If they lose, they fold. 18 00:00:51,143 --> 00:00:53,949 - So they folded? - The Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 19 00:00:54,049 --> 00:00:57,188 have won 3 straight, with one game remaining on the campaign. 20 00:00:57,288 --> 00:00:58,758 - Two's a streak. - Hold on. 21 00:00:58,858 --> 00:01:01,998 Yeah, last time I checked, the Bulldogs weren't... garnished. 22 00:01:02,098 --> 00:01:04,703 - The Blueberry Bulldogs? - You heard it here first. 23 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:06,507 The Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs? 24 00:01:06,607 --> 00:01:07,977 Turn up your hearing aid, Jay. 25 00:01:08,077 --> 00:01:10,148 The Fruitcup Fox Terriers would sound tougher! 26 00:01:10,248 --> 00:01:11,417 Dingleberry Dachshunds. 27 00:01:11,517 --> 00:01:13,754 - What did he do for the Ws? Bomb threat? 28 00:01:13,854 --> 00:01:15,191 - Blackmail? - Steroids? 29 00:01:15,291 --> 00:01:16,627 Wouldn't put any of it past him. 30 00:01:16,727 --> 00:01:19,299 So, if they lose the final, the fold. 31 00:01:19,399 --> 00:01:20,969 So what happens if they win? 32 00:01:21,070 --> 00:01:23,474 I think the question is, what happens if they never lose? 33 00:01:23,574 --> 00:01:25,578 - They win a ship. - They're in a double-header 34 00:01:25,678 --> 00:01:27,918 against first-place Soo Ste. Marie to run off the season, 35 00:01:27,983 --> 00:01:30,388 and they beat 'em up pretty good in game one. 36 00:01:30,488 --> 00:01:32,359 The Soo, they're always so good. 37 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:33,627 Oui, mademoiselle. 38 00:01:33,728 --> 00:01:35,298 But the big story out of Sudbury, 39 00:01:35,398 --> 00:01:36,576 is that they may have poked the bear. 40 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,170 Don't poke the bear. 41 00:01:38,270 --> 00:01:40,617 The Soo are resting their big wheels for playoffs, but now, 42 00:01:40,641 --> 00:01:42,412 the big wheels will play the season finale. 43 00:01:42,512 --> 00:01:44,649 - Don't poke the bear. - Yeah, sometimes, 44 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:46,096 it's best to just let the big boy sleep. 45 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,557 Yeah, no. They may be the Bluebally Bulldogs, 46 00:01:48,657 --> 00:01:50,661 but they're still from Sudbury. 47 00:01:50,762 --> 00:01:52,766 Sudbury's as tough a town as you've ever been in. 48 00:01:52,866 --> 00:01:55,171 And, Sudbury's loaded up and won three straight. 49 00:01:55,271 --> 00:01:57,751 There's an impossible amount of good-looking girls in Sudbury. 50 00:01:57,842 --> 00:02:00,081 - Hit the showers, Onrait. - Respectfully! 51 00:02:00,181 --> 00:02:02,619 So, who's the bear? 52 00:02:04,289 --> 00:02:06,226 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 53 00:02:26,467 --> 00:02:28,003 Why are you looking at me like that? 54 00:02:28,104 --> 00:02:30,241 - Like what? - Like it's the first time 55 00:02:30,341 --> 00:02:31,477 you've ever seen me. 56 00:02:31,577 --> 00:02:33,280 Is that a good thing or a bad thing? 57 00:02:33,814 --> 00:02:35,651 You're so fucking cute, Sanguinet. 58 00:02:36,153 --> 00:02:37,155 Thanks. 59 00:02:37,822 --> 00:02:41,897 You know, I remember the first time I saw you. 60 00:02:43,234 --> 00:02:44,436 Do you? 61 00:02:44,536 --> 00:02:47,175 [ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC] 62 00:03:22,545 --> 00:03:24,816 HITCH: Well if we loses the game, we loses the team. 63 00:03:24,917 --> 00:03:26,663 There's nothin' you can do's about it, no b'y. 64 00:03:26,687 --> 00:03:27,687 It's all got to be. 65 00:03:27,755 --> 00:03:28,925 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 66 00:03:29,025 --> 00:03:30,604 Hey, we're leading the league now, eh bud? 67 00:03:30,628 --> 00:03:32,398 - In what? Passes into the skates? 68 00:03:32,499 --> 00:03:33,767 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - In what? 69 00:03:33,868 --> 00:03:35,037 Clappies into the shin pads? 70 00:03:35,138 --> 00:03:36,907 Hey, Cory, I hear the scouts are calling you 71 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,811 - Mark Scheifele-Stempniak. - Fuck you. 72 00:03:38,912 --> 00:03:40,858 Do you have a tough friend here or something, Cor? 73 00:03:40,882 --> 00:03:42,152 - We're in-- - Huh? 74 00:03:42,252 --> 00:03:43,931 Like, do you know somebody here who's tough? 75 00:03:43,955 --> 00:03:45,625 - 'Cause you're not. - We're first, idiot. 76 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,638 What's more important is that you're continuing 77 00:03:47,662 --> 00:03:49,308 - to grow as a person. - First in the league. 78 00:03:49,332 --> 00:03:51,603 That's great, Cor, but did you know that Clearasil 79 00:03:51,703 --> 00:03:53,574 removes dirt and oil from your pores 80 00:03:53,674 --> 00:03:55,514 leaving your skin feeling smooth and refreshed? 81 00:03:55,545 --> 00:03:56,780 Undefeated in three, bud, 82 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:58,326 taking a page out of the Bulldogs' book. 83 00:03:58,350 --> 00:04:00,597 Well, look at you, Liam, you've put the cute in Accutane. 84 00:04:00,621 --> 00:04:01,991 You worried you poked the bear? 85 00:04:02,091 --> 00:04:03,861 - Who's the bear? - The Soo is so good. 86 00:04:03,962 --> 00:04:05,999 The Soo poked the bear when they dressed a team 87 00:04:06,099 --> 00:04:07,902 of call-ups against a team on a win streak. 88 00:04:08,003 --> 00:04:10,408 - You weren't on a streak. - Two's a streak, you bozo. 89 00:04:10,508 --> 00:04:11,978 The second was a disqualification. 90 00:04:12,078 --> 00:04:14,025 Yeah, well, they don't ask how, they ask how many. 91 00:04:14,049 --> 00:04:15,751 - Just cut the lip. - Yeah, cut the lip, 92 00:04:15,852 --> 00:04:17,492 "pimplestiltskin", you'll get a break out. 93 00:04:17,555 --> 00:04:20,003 When are you changing your name to the White Grape Weimaraners? 94 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:23,267 When you change your name to the Sudbury Blackhead... 95 00:04:23,367 --> 00:04:26,206 Dermabrasions, you fucking pepperoni face. 96 00:04:26,306 --> 00:04:27,575 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 97 00:04:27,675 --> 00:04:29,679 - Your chirp game needs work. - Huh? 98 00:04:29,779 --> 00:04:31,650 You didn't chirp one guy last game, my man. 99 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:33,821 Yeah, I did, what are you fucking talking about? 100 00:04:33,922 --> 00:04:36,093 Why are you sitting right beside me? 101 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:37,362 - I mean-- - Huh? 102 00:04:37,462 --> 00:04:38,462 I mean, you didn't chirp 103 00:04:38,531 --> 00:04:40,234 one guy on our team last night. 104 00:04:41,570 --> 00:04:43,007 Decent result. 105 00:04:43,874 --> 00:04:45,578 - Decent? - Big dub. 106 00:04:45,678 --> 00:04:46,948 - Big W. - Real big W. 107 00:04:47,048 --> 00:04:48,688 - Real big dub now. - All the boys firing. 108 00:04:48,751 --> 00:04:50,855 The useless played like... 109 00:04:50,956 --> 00:04:53,494 - Useful. - Hm. Wouldn't go that far. 110 00:04:53,594 --> 00:04:55,831 Your leg is touching my leg now. 111 00:04:55,933 --> 00:04:58,737 Positivity's the superior motivator, my man. 112 00:04:58,837 --> 00:05:00,808 I think you're learning. 113 00:05:02,245 --> 00:05:04,683 Give your balls a tug, tit-fucker. 114 00:05:05,251 --> 00:05:07,855 - He has a mouth on him. - No argument there. 115 00:05:07,957 --> 00:05:09,726 Is he still pushing up on you? 116 00:05:09,826 --> 00:05:11,206 The consistency's kind of charming. 117 00:05:11,230 --> 00:05:13,767 He can step on a landmine and talk himself out of it. 118 00:05:13,867 --> 00:05:15,905 I know you have a soft spot for him. 119 00:05:16,306 --> 00:05:17,375 I do. 120 00:05:18,244 --> 00:05:20,014 I love that photo. 121 00:05:20,648 --> 00:05:22,485 It's not just him. 122 00:05:22,585 --> 00:05:24,856 - It's hockey players. - Why? 123 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:27,028 They take losing so personally. 124 00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:31,637 They don't just accept blame for a loss, they claim it. 125 00:05:31,737 --> 00:05:33,450 They take that burden off of their teammates. 126 00:05:33,474 --> 00:05:37,081 "I fucked up, I cost us the game. I need to be better." 127 00:05:37,181 --> 00:05:39,886 But when they win, it's never personal. 128 00:05:39,987 --> 00:05:42,458 They never take credit. They never say "I." 129 00:05:42,558 --> 00:05:43,861 They share it. 130 00:05:43,962 --> 00:05:45,765 In other sports, it's, "Me, me, me." 131 00:05:45,865 --> 00:05:48,070 But in hockey, it's "We". 132 00:05:48,604 --> 00:05:50,007 - It's a team. - You trying to write 133 00:05:50,107 --> 00:05:51,877 the piece for me? [CHUCKLING] 134 00:05:53,047 --> 00:05:58,157 They can be irritating at times, and... over the top. 135 00:05:58,257 --> 00:05:59,492 But they're... 136 00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:01,697 - Dumb? - Ugly? 137 00:06:01,797 --> 00:06:03,067 They're sluts. 138 00:06:03,167 --> 00:06:05,939 But there's a humbleness there and a responsibility. 139 00:06:06,039 --> 00:06:08,077 - I respect it. - If it's a loss tonight, 140 00:06:08,177 --> 00:06:09,713 will you take responsibility? 141 00:06:10,681 --> 00:06:13,787 - If we lose, we fold. - Even if it's a packed barn? 142 00:06:13,887 --> 00:06:15,591 We do what we say we're gonna do. 143 00:06:15,691 --> 00:06:17,362 You already printed it, didn't you? 144 00:06:17,462 --> 00:06:19,299 Is that a problem? 145 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:25,111 [RAP MUSIC] 146 00:06:25,211 --> 00:06:28,751 Whew! Smells like some of that pakalolo dank in here. 147 00:06:28,851 --> 00:06:30,254 Ya got a dip? 148 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,494 Why are your fuckin'... 149 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:35,231 [FAINT MOANING] 150 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:37,936 Who? 151 00:06:38,938 --> 00:06:40,608 - BIG SEXY: Tit fucker. - Big Sexy. 152 00:06:40,708 --> 00:06:41,911 Who is it? 153 00:06:42,011 --> 00:06:43,814 [MOANING CONTINUES] 154 00:06:43,915 --> 00:06:45,986 Hey, Frankie, I'm doing a Krispy Kreme run-- 155 00:06:46,086 --> 00:06:48,290 - [SCREAMING] - Tabarnak, Shoresy! 156 00:06:50,962 --> 00:06:52,465 Who is that? 157 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,638 - Is she pretty? - She's super fucking pretty. 158 00:06:55,738 --> 00:06:57,875 - Is she hot? - She's super fucking hot. 159 00:06:57,976 --> 00:06:59,646 A bit young, but-- 160 00:06:59,746 --> 00:07:01,116 - Yeah. BIG SEXY: Tit fucker. 161 00:07:01,216 --> 00:07:02,085 Big Sexy! 162 00:07:02,185 --> 00:07:03,887 - It's not Laurence? - No. 163 00:07:04,756 --> 00:07:05,992 - No. - How do you know? 164 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,695 - She doesn't have red hair. - No?! 165 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:09,035 - No. - What colour is her hair? 166 00:07:09,065 --> 00:07:10,301 Who fucking cares? 167 00:07:12,905 --> 00:07:13,942 - You got a dip? - What? 168 00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:16,346 - Got a dip? I need a dip. - It's in there. 169 00:07:16,446 --> 00:07:17,782 - Fuck off. [KNOCKING] 170 00:07:17,882 --> 00:07:19,586 - LAURENCE: JJ? - BIG SEXY: Tit fucker! 171 00:07:20,654 --> 00:07:21,991 - [HARD KNOCKING] - LAURENCE: JJ! 172 00:07:22,091 --> 00:07:23,761 - BIG SEXY: Tit fucker. - Big Sexy! 173 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:25,831 - [KNOCKING] - LAURENCE: Shoresy! 174 00:07:28,804 --> 00:07:30,141 Goldy! 175 00:07:30,674 --> 00:07:31,676 Where's Goody? 176 00:07:32,545 --> 00:07:35,751 LAURENCE: And, the last one, whatever your fucking name is. 177 00:07:35,851 --> 00:07:37,288 B'y, she don't even know me name. 178 00:07:37,388 --> 00:07:38,791 LAURENCE: Um, Twelve Inch Cunt. 179 00:07:38,891 --> 00:07:40,494 - [CHUCKLES] - Been called worse. 180 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:42,331 LAURENCE: Just, open the door. 181 00:07:42,966 --> 00:07:44,636 Yeah, so. 182 00:07:50,414 --> 00:07:52,118 - Where's JJ? - BIG SEXY: Tit fucker! 183 00:07:52,218 --> 00:07:54,155 - Who said that? - Big Sexy. 184 00:07:54,823 --> 00:07:55,992 Where's JJ? 185 00:07:56,093 --> 00:07:57,628 - Tit fucker. - Go easy, Big Sex. 186 00:07:57,729 --> 00:08:00,134 Look, I know he's in there with Lysandre Nadeau, okay? 187 00:08:01,203 --> 00:08:03,140 - What colour's her hair? - How do you know? 188 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:04,476 - Because her Range Ro-- - Huh? 189 00:08:04,576 --> 00:08:07,615 Because her Range Rover is parked out front. 190 00:08:08,817 --> 00:08:10,855 - So dumb. - JJ! 191 00:08:10,956 --> 00:08:12,191 BIG SEXY: Tit fucker! 192 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,095 Big Sexual? 193 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:24,249 - Goody, you got a dip? - Settle down. 194 00:08:25,251 --> 00:08:26,386 [GASPS] 195 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:38,477 Laurence! 196 00:08:42,518 --> 00:08:44,198 You tell him to come get his Siamese cat, 197 00:08:44,255 --> 00:08:46,359 because I'm leaving it outside my front door. 198 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:47,460 Laurence! 199 00:08:54,042 --> 00:08:56,546 Fucking Frankie has a Siamese cat? 200 00:08:57,782 --> 00:09:00,221 That's cultural appropriation. 201 00:09:02,091 --> 00:09:03,627 Fucking loser. 202 00:09:06,066 --> 00:09:08,337 [HOCKEY ORGAN MUSIC] 203 00:09:10,374 --> 00:09:12,121 Need you lights fuckin' out tonight, Michaels. 204 00:09:12,145 --> 00:09:13,189 That's why they call me-- 205 00:09:13,213 --> 00:09:14,391 - Fuck's sake, Shoresy. - Grab the Jims. 206 00:09:14,415 --> 00:09:15,718 - You grab 'em. - You grab 'em. 207 00:09:15,818 --> 00:09:17,018 - You grab 'em. - You grab 'em. 208 00:09:17,054 --> 00:09:17,889 - Jim. - Yeah. 209 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:18,891 - Jim. - Hi. 210 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:20,152 - Jim. - Pretty good, Shoresy. 211 00:09:20,194 --> 00:09:22,031 - Wait, what'd you say? - Come here. 212 00:09:22,899 --> 00:09:24,502 - Alright, Jim. - Yeah. 213 00:09:24,602 --> 00:09:25,604 - Jim. - Hi. 214 00:09:25,704 --> 00:09:26,704 - Jim. - Sup, Sanger? 215 00:09:26,773 --> 00:09:27,773 What's going on, buddy? 216 00:09:27,809 --> 00:09:28,988 You guys have been huge for us, 217 00:09:29,012 --> 00:09:30,114 helped us swing momentum, 218 00:09:30,214 --> 00:09:31,392 change the course of the game. 219 00:09:31,416 --> 00:09:32,996 You've been instrumental these past three dubs. 220 00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:35,024 And he means it, you've been critical, Jim. 221 00:09:35,124 --> 00:09:36,124 - Yeah. - Jim. 222 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,428 - Thank you. - Jim. 223 00:09:37,528 --> 00:09:39,175 - Thanks a lot, Shoresy. I really appreciate it. 224 00:09:39,199 --> 00:09:40,945 But the Soo are dressing their studs tonight. 225 00:09:40,969 --> 00:09:43,273 Priority is to run 'em up, not fill 'em in. 226 00:09:43,373 --> 00:09:45,344 So, I'll largely be parkin' ya. 227 00:09:49,752 --> 00:09:51,022 Yeah, so. 228 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:52,859 Jim. 229 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,729 We know our role, boys. 230 00:09:54,829 --> 00:09:57,101 - Jim? - Love our role, boys. 231 00:09:58,437 --> 00:09:59,305 Jim? 232 00:09:59,405 --> 00:10:01,042 When the boys need us, we'll be there. 233 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,580 Fucking Jims are such fucking beauties. 234 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:06,052 All the time, they're so good... 235 00:10:06,152 --> 00:10:08,090 Hold on a second, it's driving me fucking crazy. 236 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:11,730 - Hey! What are you doing? - Whata y'at? 237 00:10:11,830 --> 00:10:12,966 Huh? 238 00:10:13,066 --> 00:10:14,669 - The bikes. - Settle down. 239 00:10:14,769 --> 00:10:15,769 The biking. 240 00:10:16,339 --> 00:10:17,675 Yes, those bikes, quit it. 241 00:10:17,775 --> 00:10:20,147 I mean, we got three bikes and you don't want no bikin'? 242 00:10:20,247 --> 00:10:21,650 Well, I can barely hear the Jims. 243 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:23,654 It's turned into a bit of a fucking moment here. 244 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,163 Yeah, but the coach is talking. 245 00:10:28,263 --> 00:10:30,143 And if the coach is talking, you shouldn't be biking. 246 00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:31,870 B'y, I've seen plenty a b'y bikin' 247 00:10:31,971 --> 00:10:33,874 - when the coaches is talkin'. - What? 248 00:10:34,275 --> 00:10:35,611 You ever bike BMX? 249 00:10:35,711 --> 00:10:37,081 I'm about done with the Jims 250 00:10:37,181 --> 00:10:39,295 and I'm not gonna stand in the way of the boys biking. 251 00:10:39,319 --> 00:10:41,256 Let's get the blood flowing, love to see it, 252 00:10:41,356 --> 00:10:42,792 - get your legs under ya. - Well... 253 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,664 - Are they good for biking on? - She's pretty good bikin'. 254 00:10:45,764 --> 00:10:46,766 You like that bike too? 255 00:10:47,702 --> 00:10:49,339 Are they all the same bike? 256 00:10:49,439 --> 00:10:53,614 Shoresy. One slut, two slut, three slut. Where's your fourth? 257 00:10:53,714 --> 00:10:55,150 - Running late. - Why? 258 00:10:55,251 --> 00:10:56,786 'Cause manatees move slow. 259 00:10:56,886 --> 00:10:58,223 He'll be here. 260 00:10:58,323 --> 00:10:59,659 He fucking better be, Sanguinet. 261 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:02,265 - GM wants to see you. - You too, Sanguinet. 262 00:11:05,571 --> 00:11:08,143 Schwinn makes a phenomenal bike. 263 00:11:08,243 --> 00:11:10,916 - You haven't lost. - We'll never lose again. 264 00:11:11,016 --> 00:11:12,618 Don't count your chickens, slut. 265 00:11:12,718 --> 00:11:14,389 You've got bums in seats. 266 00:11:14,489 --> 00:11:15,849 More than an eighth full tonight? 267 00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:18,163 - Approaching a quarter. - Oh, you know who'd love that? 268 00:11:19,599 --> 00:11:21,369 I got you something to mark the occasion. 269 00:11:21,469 --> 00:11:24,542 I'd give Sanger a blowie for a fresh dip right about now. 270 00:11:25,577 --> 00:11:28,383 - Your new sweater. - Oh my God, what fucking 271 00:11:28,483 --> 00:11:31,056 Sudbury exports hopped on board now? 272 00:11:31,156 --> 00:11:32,692 We'll be the fucking... 273 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:35,130 fucking... Porchetta Puggles? 274 00:11:35,230 --> 00:11:38,704 Are we the fucking Big Nickel Basenji's? 275 00:11:39,305 --> 00:11:43,213 What, the fucking Peppi Panini Portuguese Podengos? 276 00:11:44,415 --> 00:11:45,517 [GROANS] 277 00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:51,796 [HOLDING BACK TEARS] 278 00:11:53,433 --> 00:11:55,704 Told the boys you got the C back. 279 00:11:55,804 --> 00:11:57,241 They love it. 280 00:11:58,043 --> 00:11:59,445 Congrats, cap. 281 00:12:00,982 --> 00:12:02,652 But if you lose, we fold. 282 00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:06,459 SHORESY: Where the fuck is JJ? 283 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,399 What happened to elephants move slow, my man? 284 00:12:08,430 --> 00:12:10,234 - I said manatees. And if he chased her 285 00:12:10,334 --> 00:12:12,838 all the way back to Quebec, that fucking sperm whale. 286 00:12:12,939 --> 00:12:14,542 Hey, Fish is ready. 287 00:12:15,244 --> 00:12:16,746 He's paid the price for this team. 288 00:12:16,846 --> 00:12:19,652 He plays his role and has done exactly what we asked of him. 289 00:12:19,752 --> 00:12:22,725 - And if JJ's not here-- - Well, go fucking tell him. 290 00:12:23,593 --> 00:12:24,629 You tell him. 291 00:12:25,731 --> 00:12:27,511 It's your fucking stupid idea, why don't you go tell him? 292 00:12:27,535 --> 00:12:28,904 I remember the days when players 293 00:12:29,005 --> 00:12:30,341 listened to their coaches and-- 294 00:12:30,441 --> 00:12:32,187 I remember when coaches had good ideas, Sanguinet. 295 00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:34,482 - Hey, Fish, you got a dip? - Nope. 296 00:12:34,582 --> 00:12:36,786 That's going great. You're playing with me and Goody. 297 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,423 - Why? - Who fucking cares?! 298 00:12:38,523 --> 00:12:39,960 - Shoresy! - Just till JJ gets here. 299 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,830 - Where's JJ? - Oh, we can't find him 300 00:12:41,931 --> 00:12:45,170 right now which is a bit embarrassing 'cause he's big as the moon, but... 301 00:12:47,241 --> 00:12:48,577 Yeah, so... 302 00:12:48,677 --> 00:12:52,051 Noticed you sacrificing your body for the boys out there. 303 00:12:52,151 --> 00:12:53,820 Paying the price. 304 00:12:54,622 --> 00:12:56,659 It's almost like you love winning. 305 00:12:57,161 --> 00:12:59,465 No. I hate losing. 306 00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:03,149 - SANGUINET: Fish, you ready? - Ready, Sanger! 307 00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,943 - Good, 'cause you're goin'! [TEAM CHEERS] 308 00:13:05,044 --> 00:13:06,422 - Goody, you ready? - Ready, Sanger. 309 00:13:06,446 --> 00:13:08,216 - Good, 'cause you're going. [TEAM CHEERS] 310 00:13:08,316 --> 00:13:09,516 - Hitch, you ready? - Yes, b'y. 311 00:13:09,552 --> 00:13:11,192 - Good, 'cause you're goin'! [TEAM CHEERS] 312 00:13:11,289 --> 00:13:12,658 Dolo, you ready? 313 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,729 You're goin'! [TEAM CHEERS] 314 00:13:14,829 --> 00:13:15,831 And hey, boys, 315 00:13:15,932 --> 00:13:19,005 captain of the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs. 316 00:13:19,105 --> 00:13:21,209 [APPLAUSE] 317 00:13:22,011 --> 00:13:23,046 Shoresy, you ready?! 318 00:13:23,146 --> 00:13:24,983 Give your balls a tug, tit fucker! 319 00:13:25,084 --> 00:13:27,655 - You're fucking going! [TEAM CHEERS] 320 00:13:28,356 --> 00:13:29,559 And Michaels. 321 00:13:30,594 --> 00:13:32,264 Sorry I got a squeezy from your sweetie 322 00:13:32,364 --> 00:13:34,635 off the side of a party island in Wasaga Beach, buddy. 323 00:13:37,808 --> 00:13:39,846 I think she was yours all along, buddy. 324 00:13:39,947 --> 00:13:41,483 - You ready? - Always, Sanger. 325 00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,520 - You're going! [TEAM CHEERS] 326 00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:46,793 Season finale, boys, let's run 'em up! Whew! 327 00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:48,597 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 328 00:13:59,185 --> 00:14:01,723 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 329 00:15:11,095 --> 00:15:12,398 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 330 00:15:15,470 --> 00:15:17,208 [CROWD CHEERING] 331 00:15:17,308 --> 00:15:18,777 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 332 00:15:21,182 --> 00:15:23,453 These guys are so fucking good. 333 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:27,862 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 334 00:15:31,336 --> 00:15:33,506 These guys are so fucking good. 335 00:15:36,346 --> 00:15:37,781 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 336 00:15:38,951 --> 00:15:40,454 Remy Nadeau. 337 00:15:43,426 --> 00:15:45,531 [HORN BLARING] 338 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:50,073 - Fucking sorry, guys. - It's not your fault, Michaels, 339 00:15:50,173 --> 00:15:51,185 we're letting 'em pepper ya'. 340 00:15:51,209 --> 00:15:52,387 Those guys are so fucking good. 341 00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:53,880 Holy fuck. 342 00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:56,619 Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! 343 00:15:56,719 --> 00:15:59,525 Boys, you can't score goals if you don't shoot the puck. 344 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,696 Shoot the fucking puck! 345 00:16:03,199 --> 00:16:04,635 [CROWD CHEERING] 346 00:16:12,451 --> 00:16:13,520 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 347 00:16:19,599 --> 00:16:21,836 [CROWD EXCLAIMING] [WHISTLE BLOWING] 348 00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:25,945 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 349 00:16:27,815 --> 00:16:28,918 [CROWD CHEERING] 350 00:16:29,018 --> 00:16:30,454 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 351 00:16:34,128 --> 00:16:36,266 Holy fuck, holy fuck. 352 00:16:36,366 --> 00:16:38,870 [CROWD CHEERING] 353 00:16:43,246 --> 00:16:44,917 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 354 00:16:45,017 --> 00:16:46,352 [CROWD BOOS] 355 00:16:46,452 --> 00:16:47,923 - Fuck. - Fuck! 356 00:16:48,023 --> 00:16:49,058 Fuck! 357 00:16:50,894 --> 00:16:52,731 - Give 'em the Jims? - What, so they can fight 358 00:16:52,831 --> 00:16:55,003 and fucking go to the box, Sanger? 359 00:16:55,771 --> 00:16:59,045 Fuck's sake. It's do or fucking die and we need goals. 360 00:16:59,145 --> 00:17:03,019 And get the fucking door next time, you're fucking useless. 361 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,029 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 362 00:17:09,198 --> 00:17:10,734 [CROWD BOOING] 363 00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:15,811 [HORN BLARING] 364 00:17:19,318 --> 00:17:22,124 - They poked the bear. - Poked the bear. 365 00:17:24,061 --> 00:17:25,897 Remy Nadeau. 366 00:17:26,366 --> 00:17:28,003 Don't poke the bear. 367 00:17:30,073 --> 00:17:31,476 [GROANING] 368 00:17:32,478 --> 00:17:34,715 [VOMITING] 369 00:17:34,815 --> 00:17:36,552 [PANTING] 370 00:17:41,629 --> 00:17:43,233 [TOILET FLUSHING] 371 00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:46,974 - Where the fuck is Frankie? - Quebec. He's not coming. 372 00:17:47,074 --> 00:17:48,576 Ugh! 373 00:17:49,545 --> 00:17:51,749 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 374 00:18:01,402 --> 00:18:02,939 No! 375 00:18:03,941 --> 00:18:05,243 [TOILET FLUSHING] 376 00:18:24,382 --> 00:18:26,052 We're not beating the Soo tonight. 377 00:18:28,356 --> 00:18:29,476 The Soo are so fucking good. 378 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,562 The Soo aren't that fucking good, 379 00:18:31,662 --> 00:18:33,566 you just run into a hot goalie and-- 380 00:18:33,666 --> 00:18:35,046 Michaels, you've stood on your head. 381 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,007 Yeah, Michaels had more shots in two periods 382 00:18:37,107 --> 00:18:39,178 than most guys get in two fucking games. 383 00:18:39,278 --> 00:18:40,514 You're playing like, buddy... 384 00:18:41,716 --> 00:18:43,553 Well, you're playing like... 385 00:18:47,895 --> 00:18:49,799 [APPLAUSE] 386 00:18:56,079 --> 00:18:57,815 We can't just lose. 387 00:18:58,383 --> 00:19:01,889 It's the last game in this barn, gotta win something. 388 00:19:03,193 --> 00:19:05,831 It's the Bulldogs' last game in this barn. 389 00:19:06,466 --> 00:19:08,069 We gotta give 'em a show. 390 00:19:09,238 --> 00:19:11,876 So, boys... 391 00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:15,517 Let's give 'em the fucking lumber. 392 00:19:16,152 --> 00:19:18,123 We're winning that physical battle, boys. 393 00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,291 If you can't run 'em up... 394 00:19:22,831 --> 00:19:24,802 - If we can't run 'em up? - ALL: Fill 'em in. 395 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,950 Boys, let's just give 'em the fucking lumber out there. 396 00:19:26,974 --> 00:19:28,309 [CHUCKLING] 397 00:19:28,410 --> 00:19:29,980 One period to make their lives hell. 398 00:19:30,814 --> 00:19:33,820 Jims, they're not gonna wanna go, not worth the risk. 399 00:19:33,921 --> 00:19:35,624 They've got playoffs up the road. 400 00:19:36,492 --> 00:19:39,165 So your job is to score us a goal. 401 00:19:41,235 --> 00:19:42,838 The rest of the boys are gonna make room 402 00:19:42,939 --> 00:19:44,575 for you guys out there for a change 403 00:19:44,675 --> 00:19:46,412 'cause you guys are scoring us 404 00:19:46,512 --> 00:19:49,118 the last goal in Sudbury Bulldogs' history. 405 00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:53,293 - Well, what do you think, Jim? - Yeah. 406 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,395 - Jim? - Yes. 407 00:19:54,495 --> 00:19:55,764 - Jim? - Sounds good, Shoresy. 408 00:19:55,864 --> 00:19:57,668 - It should be fun. - Thanks, Jims. 409 00:19:57,768 --> 00:20:00,140 Boy, I fucking love winning. 410 00:20:01,709 --> 00:20:04,215 Fucking hate losing more. Got a dip? 411 00:20:06,319 --> 00:20:07,654 Hurry up, Fish! 412 00:20:10,527 --> 00:20:12,764 The last game in this barn. 413 00:20:15,303 --> 00:20:16,906 Let's give 'em a show, boys. 414 00:20:18,143 --> 00:20:19,411 [SOFT PIANO MUSIC] 415 00:20:19,512 --> 00:20:21,315 Let's give 'em the fucking lumber. 416 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,346 ♪ He's uptight ♪ 417 00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:56,987 ♪ He don't know nothing new ♪ 418 00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:02,731 ♪ But he ain't cheap He just can't afford to ♪ 419 00:21:05,804 --> 00:21:07,942 ♪ But she don't mind ♪ 420 00:21:08,343 --> 00:21:10,948 ♪ He's a rare thing ♪ 421 00:21:12,484 --> 00:21:15,056 ♪ Anything for you ♪ 422 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:25,310 ♪ Everyday just trying to get by ♪ 423 00:21:26,812 --> 00:21:31,990 ♪ No time to cry No he can't afford to ♪ 424 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:39,738 ♪ And she waits, through everything ♪ 425 00:21:40,942 --> 00:21:44,381 ♪ Anything for you ♪ 426 00:21:48,756 --> 00:21:49,926 ♪ That's what you call ♪ 427 00:21:50,026 --> 00:21:52,297 ♪ True love True love ♪ 428 00:21:52,397 --> 00:21:54,835 ♪ True love True love ♪ 429 00:22:02,986 --> 00:22:05,290 ♪ That's what you call True love ♪ 430 00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:07,227 ♪ True love True love ♪ 431 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,064 ♪ True love ♪ 432 00:22:26,599 --> 00:22:28,169 ♪ Working late ♪ 433 00:22:28,803 --> 00:22:31,509 ♪ 'Cause she never finished school ♪ 434 00:22:33,179 --> 00:22:37,956 ♪ She ain't a fool She just didn't like it ♪ 435 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:46,005 ♪ Well he don't mind She's his everything ♪ 436 00:22:47,474 --> 00:22:50,213 ♪ Anything for you ♪ 437 00:22:55,090 --> 00:23:00,100 ♪ Every time She tries to fight ♪ 438 00:23:01,636 --> 00:23:06,846 ♪ But she knows he's right She just didn't like to ♪ 439 00:23:09,685 --> 00:23:13,994 ♪ And he waits Through everything ♪ 440 00:23:16,032 --> 00:23:18,903 ♪ Anything for you ♪ 441 00:23:23,346 --> 00:23:25,951 ♪ That's what you call True love ♪ 442 00:23:26,052 --> 00:23:27,621 ♪ True love True love ♪ 443 00:23:27,721 --> 00:23:29,325 ♪ True love ♪ 444 00:23:37,808 --> 00:23:39,111 ♪ That's what you call ♪ 445 00:23:39,211 --> 00:23:41,082 ♪ True love True love ♪ 446 00:23:41,182 --> 00:23:44,021 ♪ True love True love ♪ 447 00:23:53,773 --> 00:23:55,744 ♪ She wants to know ♪ 448 00:23:55,844 --> 00:23:59,385 ♪ Do you do you Do you want me ♪ 449 00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:02,724 ♪ He wants to know ♪ 450 00:24:02,824 --> 00:24:06,165 ♪ Do you do you Do you want me ♪ 451 00:24:08,436 --> 00:24:09,973 ♪ She'd love to know ♪ 452 00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:13,579 ♪ Do you do you Do you love me ♪ 453 00:24:14,983 --> 00:24:16,987 ♪ He'd love to know ♪ 454 00:24:17,087 --> 00:24:20,928 ♪ Do you do you Do you love me ♪ 455 00:24:22,464 --> 00:24:24,635 ♪ She needs to know ♪ 456 00:24:24,735 --> 00:24:28,242 ♪ Do you do you Do you need me ♪ 457 00:24:29,545 --> 00:24:31,248 ♪ He needs to know ♪ 458 00:24:31,348 --> 00:24:35,490 ♪ Do you do you Do you need me ♪ 459 00:24:38,696 --> 00:24:40,633 ♪ Like I need you ♪ 460 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,016 ♪ It's what you call ♪ 461 00:25:05,116 --> 00:25:07,020 ♪ True love True love ♪ 462 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,558 ♪ True love True love ♪ 463 00:25:18,176 --> 00:25:19,545 ♪ It's what you call ♪ 464 00:25:19,645 --> 00:25:21,549 ♪ True love True love ♪ 465 00:25:21,649 --> 00:25:24,087 ♪ True love True love ♪ 466 00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:53,412 Fuck you, Shoresy! 467 00:25:53,981 --> 00:25:55,617 - For what? - What do you mean, for what? 468 00:25:55,717 --> 00:25:57,621 - Huh? - You know the deal. 469 00:25:57,721 --> 00:25:59,525 We had a deal. 470 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:03,332 And I do what I say I'm gonna do. Always have. 471 00:26:08,042 --> 00:26:10,213 Alright, fuck, what do you want me to... 472 00:26:11,115 --> 00:26:14,388 Those guys are so fucking good. They thumped us. 473 00:26:14,488 --> 00:26:16,993 And you still think we can beat them? 474 00:26:18,696 --> 00:26:20,033 How? 475 00:26:22,337 --> 00:26:23,974 SHORESY: Where the fuck is Frankie? 476 00:26:24,074 --> 00:26:26,312 - Quebec. He's not coming. - Ugh. 477 00:26:26,412 --> 00:26:28,583 Shoresy, we've got a new plan for this period. 478 00:26:29,051 --> 00:26:30,887 We all plays like you out there, me son. 479 00:26:30,988 --> 00:26:33,593 - What? - We're a full team of Shoresys. 480 00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:34,693 Real dirty. 481 00:26:34,728 --> 00:26:37,000 Let's get all the Goddamn boys running around. 482 00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:39,471 Leave a mother-fucking impression. 483 00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:42,653 It's a bit late for making a fucking impression, boys, 484 00:26:42,677 --> 00:26:44,277 there's no fucking room out there anyway. 485 00:26:44,348 --> 00:26:46,561 Hit 'em enough and they'll stop going where it gets it. 486 00:26:46,585 --> 00:26:49,591 Chop 'em enough, and they'll stop going where you gets chopped. 487 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:52,097 Bet they gives us a lot more room out there next game. 488 00:26:52,197 --> 00:26:53,675 What are you talking about, next game? 489 00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:56,171 - Don't be a fucking idiot. - They've got a hot tender. 490 00:26:56,272 --> 00:26:59,645 Let's let the league know your tender's hot, 491 00:26:59,745 --> 00:27:02,417 we'll run 'em to the back of the fucking net. 492 00:27:02,517 --> 00:27:05,423 - What are you fucking... It's too fucking late. 493 00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:06,523 For this game. 494 00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:09,231 Let's get 'em in playoffs. 495 00:27:12,203 --> 00:27:14,641 NAT: If we lose, we fold. That was the deal. 496 00:27:14,741 --> 00:27:17,280 That's when you had one fucking guy on this team 497 00:27:17,380 --> 00:27:19,084 who said we'd never lose again. 498 00:27:19,184 --> 00:27:22,224 Now you got 16 of 'em over there in that dressing room. 499 00:27:22,324 --> 00:27:25,096 You got a barn full of fans who can't wait to see it. 500 00:27:25,196 --> 00:27:27,133 You think we can beat them? 501 00:27:27,801 --> 00:27:29,371 Those guys are so fucking good. 502 00:27:29,471 --> 00:27:32,143 But they won't be the same team after that period. 503 00:27:32,244 --> 00:27:36,452 No fucking way. They wanted nothing to do with the Jims. 504 00:27:36,552 --> 00:27:39,091 We'd have Frankie back next game. 505 00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:40,360 The Soo is so fucking good. 506 00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:42,764 But they do not like the lumber. 507 00:27:44,234 --> 00:27:46,138 You know what you get in the playoffs. 508 00:27:46,605 --> 00:27:49,011 - The lumber. - You get that high heat. 509 00:27:49,111 --> 00:27:51,548 - Hell yeah. - Hell yeah, fuck yeah. 510 00:27:55,023 --> 00:27:58,329 Well, what are you gonna do differently? 511 00:27:59,197 --> 00:28:01,035 - Me? - Oh my God. 512 00:28:01,135 --> 00:28:02,404 - Huh? - You say the boys 513 00:28:02,504 --> 00:28:04,350 are gonna play like you, but the chirping and the lumber 514 00:28:04,374 --> 00:28:06,334 and the running around have always been your game. 515 00:28:06,378 --> 00:28:09,084 So if I keep this team going, 516 00:28:09,184 --> 00:28:11,221 how are you gonna raise your game? 517 00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:13,759 What are you gonna do differently? 518 00:28:53,639 --> 00:28:55,743 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 519 00:29:12,043 --> 00:29:14,247 SUBTITLING: difuze 40811

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