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[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC]
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Bonjour, tout le monde,
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welcome back to
Questionable Call,
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brought to you by Bro Dude Energy.
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I'm your host Anik Archambault
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alongside panellists
Tessa Bonhomme, Jay "Onray"--
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- Onrait!
- And the man they call RA.
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As we bring this episode
to a close,
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we thought we'd update the audience,
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as well as our panel,
on what's become a bit
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of a fan favourite topic around here.
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- Ah, Shoresy.
- Shoresy!
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- Shoresy?
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
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Our boys had a busy
few weeks up in the NOSHO.
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I don't doubt it, Anik.
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After losing 20 games,
he publicly declared
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that the team would never lose again.
If they lose, they fold.
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- So they folded?
- The Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs
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have won 3 straight, with one
game remaining on the campaign.
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- Two's a streak.
- Hold on.
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Yeah, last time I checked, the
Bulldogs weren't... garnished.
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- The Blueberry Bulldogs?
- You heard it here first.
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The Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs?
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Turn up your hearing aid, Jay.
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The Fruitcup Fox Terriers
would sound tougher!
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Dingleberry Dachshunds.
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- What did he do for the Ws?
Bomb threat?
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- Blackmail?
- Steroids?
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Wouldn't put any of it past him.
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So, if they lose the final, the fold.
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So what happens if they win?
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I think the question is,
what happens if they never lose?
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- They win a ship.
- They're in a double-header
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against first-place Soo Ste.
Marie to run off the season,
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and they beat 'em up
pretty good in game one.
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The Soo, they're always so good.
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Oui, mademoiselle.
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But the big story out of Sudbury,
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is that they may have poked the bear.
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Don't poke the bear.
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The Soo are resting their big
wheels for playoffs, but now,
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the big wheels will play the season finale.
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- Don't poke the bear.
- Yeah, sometimes,
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it's best to just let the big boy sleep.
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Yeah, no. They may be
the Bluebally Bulldogs,
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but they're still from Sudbury.
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Sudbury's as tough a town
as you've ever been in.
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And, Sudbury's loaded up
and won three straight.
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There's an impossible amount
of good-looking girls in Sudbury.
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- Hit the showers, Onrait.
- Respectfully!
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So, who's the bear?
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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Why are you looking at me like that?
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- Like what?
- Like it's the first time
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you've ever seen me.
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Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
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You're so fucking cute, Sanguinet.
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Thanks.
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You know, I remember
the first time I saw you.
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Do you?
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[ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC]
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HITCH: Well if we loses the game,
we loses the team.
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There's nothin' you can
do's about it, no b'y.
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It's all got to be.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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Hey, we're leading
the league now, eh bud?
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- In what?
Passes into the skates?
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- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- In what?
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Clappies into the shin pads?
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Hey, Cory, I hear the scouts
are calling you
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- Mark Scheifele-Stempniak.
- Fuck you.
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Do you have a tough friend
here or something, Cor?
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- We're in--
- Huh?
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Like, do you know somebody
here who's tough?
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- 'Cause you're not.
- We're first, idiot.
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What's more important
is that you're continuing
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- to grow as a person.
- First in the league.
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That's great, Cor,
but did you know that Clearasil
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removes dirt and oil from your pores
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leaving your skin feeling
smooth and refreshed?
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Undefeated in three, bud,
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taking a page out of the Bulldogs' book.
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Well, look at you, Liam,
you've put the cute in Accutane.
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You worried you poked the bear?
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- Who's the bear?
- The Soo is so good.
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The Soo poked the bear
when they dressed a team
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of call-ups against a team
on a win streak.
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- You weren't on a streak.
- Two's a streak, you bozo.
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The second was a disqualification.
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Yeah, well, they don't ask how,
they ask how many.
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- Just cut the lip.
- Yeah, cut the lip,
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"pimplestiltskin",
you'll get a break out.
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When are you changing your name
to the White Grape Weimaraners?
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When you change your name
to the Sudbury Blackhead...
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Dermabrasions, you fucking pepperoni face.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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- Your chirp game needs work.
- Huh?
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You didn't chirp one guy
last game, my man.
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Yeah, I did, what are you
fucking talking about?
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Why are you sitting right beside me?
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- I mean--
- Huh?
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I mean, you didn't chirp
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one guy on our team last night.
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Decent result.
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- Decent?
- Big dub.
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- Big W.
- Real big W.
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- Real big dub now.
- All the boys firing.
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The useless played like...
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- Useful.
- Hm. Wouldn't go that far.
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Your leg is touching my leg now.
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Positivity's the superior motivator, my man.
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I think you're learning.
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Give your balls a tug, tit-fucker.
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- He has a mouth on him.
- No argument there.
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Is he still pushing up on you?
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The consistency's kind of charming.
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He can step on a landmine
and talk himself out of it.
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I know you have a soft spot for him.
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I do.
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I love that photo.
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It's not just him.
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- It's hockey players.
- Why?
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They take losing so personally.
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They don't just accept blame
for a loss, they claim it.
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They take that burden off
of their teammates.
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"I fucked up, I cost us the game.
I need to be better."
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But when they win,
it's never personal.
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They never take credit.
They never say "I."
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They share it.
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In other sports,
it's, "Me, me, me."
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But in hockey, it's "We".
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- It's a team.
- You trying to write
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the piece for me?
[CHUCKLING]
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They can be irritating
at times, and... over the top.
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But they're...
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- Dumb?
- Ugly?
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They're sluts.
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But there's a humbleness there
and a responsibility.
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- I respect it.
- If it's a loss tonight,
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will you take responsibility?
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- If we lose, we fold.
- Even if it's a packed barn?
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We do what we say we're gonna do.
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You already printed it, didn't you?
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Is that a problem?
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[RAP MUSIC]
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Whew! Smells like some
of that pakalolo dank in here.
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Ya got a dip?
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Why are your fuckin'...
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[FAINT MOANING]
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Who?
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- BIG SEXY: Tit fucker.
- Big Sexy.
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Who is it?
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[MOANING CONTINUES]
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Hey, Frankie, I'm doing
a Krispy Kreme run--
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- [SCREAMING]
- Tabarnak, Shoresy!
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Who is that?
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- Is she pretty?
- She's super fucking pretty.
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- Is she hot?
- She's super fucking hot.
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A bit young, but--
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- Yeah.
BIG SEXY: Tit fucker.
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Big Sexy!
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- It's not Laurence?
- No.
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- No.
- How do you know?
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- She doesn't have red hair.
- No?!
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- No.
- What colour is her hair?
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Who fucking cares?
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- You got a dip?
- What?
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- Got a dip? I need a dip.
- It's in there.
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- Fuck off.
[KNOCKING]
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- LAURENCE: JJ?
- BIG SEXY: Tit fucker!
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- [HARD KNOCKING]
- LAURENCE: JJ!
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- BIG SEXY: Tit fucker.
- Big Sexy!
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- [KNOCKING]
- LAURENCE: Shoresy!
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Goldy!
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Where's Goody?
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LAURENCE: And, the last one,
whatever your fucking name is.
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B'y, she don't even know me name.
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LAURENCE: Um, Twelve Inch Cunt.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Been called worse.
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LAURENCE: Just, open the door.
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Yeah, so.
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- Where's JJ?
- BIG SEXY: Tit fucker!
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- Who said that?
- Big Sexy.
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Where's JJ?
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- Tit fucker.
- Go easy, Big Sex.
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Look, I know he's in there
with Lysandre Nadeau, okay?
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- What colour's her hair?
- How do you know?
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- Because her Range Ro--
- Huh?
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Because her Range Rover
is parked out front.
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- So dumb.
- JJ!
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BIG SEXY: Tit fucker!
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Big Sexual?
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- Goody, you got a dip?
- Settle down.
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[GASPS]
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Laurence!
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You tell him to come get his Siamese cat,
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because I'm leaving it
outside my front door.
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Laurence!
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Fucking Frankie has a Siamese cat?
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That's cultural appropriation.
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Fucking loser.
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[HOCKEY ORGAN MUSIC]
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Need you lights fuckin' out tonight, Michaels.
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That's why they call me--
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- Fuck's sake, Shoresy.
- Grab the Jims.
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- You grab 'em.
- You grab 'em.
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- You grab 'em.
- You grab 'em.
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- Jim.
- Yeah.
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- Jim.
- Hi.
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- Jim.
- Pretty good, Shoresy.
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- Wait, what'd you say?
- Come here.
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- Alright, Jim.
- Yeah.
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- Jim.
- Hi.
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- Jim.
- Sup, Sanger?
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What's going on, buddy?
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You guys have been huge for us,
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helped us swing momentum,
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change the course of the game.
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You've been instrumental
these past three dubs.
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And he means it,
you've been critical, Jim.
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- Yeah.
- Jim.
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- Thank you.
- Jim.
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- Thanks a lot, Shoresy.
I really appreciate it.
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But the Soo are dressing
their studs tonight.
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Priority is to run 'em up,
not fill 'em in.
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So, I'll largely be parkin' ya.
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Yeah, so.
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Jim.
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We know our role, boys.
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- Jim?
- Love our role, boys.
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Jim?
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When the boys need us,
we'll be there.
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Fucking Jims are such fucking beauties.
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All the time, they're so good...
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Hold on a second,
it's driving me fucking crazy.
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- Hey! What are you doing?
- Whata y'at?
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Huh?
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- The bikes.
- Settle down.
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The biking.
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Yes, those bikes, quit it.
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I mean, we got three bikes
and you don't want no bikin'?
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Well, I can barely hear the Jims.
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It's turned into a bit
of a fucking moment here.
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Yeah, but the coach is talking.
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And if the coach is talking,
you shouldn't be biking.
246
00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:31,870
B'y, I've seen plenty a b'y bikin'
247
00:10:31,971 --> 00:10:33,874
- when the coaches is talkin'.
- What?
248
00:10:34,275 --> 00:10:35,611
You ever bike BMX?
249
00:10:35,711 --> 00:10:37,081
I'm about done with the Jims
250
00:10:37,181 --> 00:10:39,295
and I'm not gonna stand in
the way of the boys biking.
251
00:10:39,319 --> 00:10:41,256
Let's get the blood flowing,
love to see it,
252
00:10:41,356 --> 00:10:42,792
- get your legs under ya.
- Well...
253
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,664
- Are they good for biking on?
- She's pretty good bikin'.
254
00:10:45,764 --> 00:10:46,766
You like that bike too?
255
00:10:47,702 --> 00:10:49,339
Are they all the same bike?
256
00:10:49,439 --> 00:10:53,614
Shoresy. One slut, two slut, three slut.
Where's your fourth?
257
00:10:53,714 --> 00:10:55,150
- Running late.
- Why?
258
00:10:55,251 --> 00:10:56,786
'Cause manatees move slow.
259
00:10:56,886 --> 00:10:58,223
He'll be here.
260
00:10:58,323 --> 00:10:59,659
He fucking better be, Sanguinet.
261
00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:02,265
- GM wants to see you.
- You too, Sanguinet.
262
00:11:05,571 --> 00:11:08,143
Schwinn makes a phenomenal bike.
263
00:11:08,243 --> 00:11:10,916
- You haven't lost.
- We'll never lose again.
264
00:11:11,016 --> 00:11:12,618
Don't count your chickens, slut.
265
00:11:12,718 --> 00:11:14,389
You've got bums in seats.
266
00:11:14,489 --> 00:11:15,849
More than an eighth full tonight?
267
00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:18,163
- Approaching a quarter.
- Oh, you know who'd love that?
268
00:11:19,599 --> 00:11:21,369
I got you something to mark the occasion.
269
00:11:21,469 --> 00:11:24,542
I'd give Sanger a blowie
for a fresh dip right about now.
270
00:11:25,577 --> 00:11:28,383
- Your new sweater.
- Oh my God, what fucking
271
00:11:28,483 --> 00:11:31,056
Sudbury exports hopped on board now?
272
00:11:31,156 --> 00:11:32,692
We'll be the fucking...
273
00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:35,130
fucking... Porchetta Puggles?
274
00:11:35,230 --> 00:11:38,704
Are we the fucking Big Nickel Basenji's?
275
00:11:39,305 --> 00:11:43,213
What, the fucking Peppi Panini
Portuguese Podengos?
276
00:11:44,415 --> 00:11:45,517
[GROANS]
277
00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:51,796
[HOLDING BACK TEARS]
278
00:11:53,433 --> 00:11:55,704
Told the boys you got the C back.
279
00:11:55,804 --> 00:11:57,241
They love it.
280
00:11:58,043 --> 00:11:59,445
Congrats, cap.
281
00:12:00,982 --> 00:12:02,652
But if you lose, we fold.
282
00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:06,459
SHORESY: Where the fuck is JJ?
283
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,399
What happened to elephants
move slow, my man?
284
00:12:08,430 --> 00:12:10,234
- I said manatees.
And if he chased her
285
00:12:10,334 --> 00:12:12,838
all the way back to Quebec,
that fucking sperm whale.
286
00:12:12,939 --> 00:12:14,542
Hey, Fish is ready.
287
00:12:15,244 --> 00:12:16,746
He's paid the price for this team.
288
00:12:16,846 --> 00:12:19,652
He plays his role and has done
exactly what we asked of him.
289
00:12:19,752 --> 00:12:22,725
- And if JJ's not here--
- Well, go fucking tell him.
290
00:12:23,593 --> 00:12:24,629
You tell him.
291
00:12:25,731 --> 00:12:27,511
It's your fucking stupid idea,
why don't you go tell him?
292
00:12:27,535 --> 00:12:28,904
I remember the days when players
293
00:12:29,005 --> 00:12:30,341
listened to their coaches and--
294
00:12:30,441 --> 00:12:32,187
I remember when coaches
had good ideas, Sanguinet.
295
00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:34,482
- Hey, Fish, you got a dip?
- Nope.
296
00:12:34,582 --> 00:12:36,786
That's going great.
You're playing with me and Goody.
297
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,423
- Why?
- Who fucking cares?!
298
00:12:38,523 --> 00:12:39,960
- Shoresy!
- Just till JJ gets here.
299
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,830
- Where's JJ?
- Oh, we can't find him
300
00:12:41,931 --> 00:12:45,170
right now which is a bit embarrassing
'cause he's big as the moon, but...
301
00:12:47,241 --> 00:12:48,577
Yeah, so...
302
00:12:48,677 --> 00:12:52,051
Noticed you sacrificing your
body for the boys out there.
303
00:12:52,151 --> 00:12:53,820
Paying the price.
304
00:12:54,622 --> 00:12:56,659
It's almost like you love winning.
305
00:12:57,161 --> 00:12:59,465
No. I hate losing.
306
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:03,149
- SANGUINET: Fish, you ready?
- Ready, Sanger!
307
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,943
- Good, 'cause you're goin'!
[TEAM CHEERS]
308
00:13:05,044 --> 00:13:06,422
- Goody, you ready?
- Ready, Sanger.
309
00:13:06,446 --> 00:13:08,216
- Good, 'cause you're going.
[TEAM CHEERS]
310
00:13:08,316 --> 00:13:09,516
- Hitch, you ready?
- Yes, b'y.
311
00:13:09,552 --> 00:13:11,192
- Good, 'cause you're goin'!
[TEAM CHEERS]
312
00:13:11,289 --> 00:13:12,658
Dolo, you ready?
313
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,729
You're goin'!
[TEAM CHEERS]
314
00:13:14,829 --> 00:13:15,831
And hey, boys,
315
00:13:15,932 --> 00:13:19,005
captain of the Sudbury
Blueberry Bulldogs.
316
00:13:19,105 --> 00:13:21,209
[APPLAUSE]
317
00:13:22,011 --> 00:13:23,046
Shoresy, you ready?!
318
00:13:23,146 --> 00:13:24,983
Give your balls a tug, tit fucker!
319
00:13:25,084 --> 00:13:27,655
- You're fucking going!
[TEAM CHEERS]
320
00:13:28,356 --> 00:13:29,559
And Michaels.
321
00:13:30,594 --> 00:13:32,264
Sorry I got a squeezy from your sweetie
322
00:13:32,364 --> 00:13:34,635
off the side of a party island
in Wasaga Beach, buddy.
323
00:13:37,808 --> 00:13:39,846
I think she was yours all along, buddy.
324
00:13:39,947 --> 00:13:41,483
- You ready?
- Always, Sanger.
325
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,520
- You're going!
[TEAM CHEERS]
326
00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:46,793
Season finale, boys,
let's run 'em up! Whew!
327
00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:48,597
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
328
00:13:59,185 --> 00:14:01,723
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
329
00:15:11,095 --> 00:15:12,398
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
330
00:15:15,470 --> 00:15:17,208
[CROWD CHEERING]
331
00:15:17,308 --> 00:15:18,777
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
332
00:15:21,182 --> 00:15:23,453
These guys are so fucking good.
333
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:27,862
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
334
00:15:31,336 --> 00:15:33,506
These guys are so fucking good.
335
00:15:36,346 --> 00:15:37,781
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
336
00:15:38,951 --> 00:15:40,454
Remy Nadeau.
337
00:15:43,426 --> 00:15:45,531
[HORN BLARING]
338
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:50,073
- Fucking sorry, guys.
- It's not your fault, Michaels,
339
00:15:50,173 --> 00:15:51,185
we're letting 'em pepper ya'.
340
00:15:51,209 --> 00:15:52,387
Those guys are so fucking good.
341
00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:53,880
Holy fuck.
342
00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:56,619
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!
343
00:15:56,719 --> 00:15:59,525
Boys, you can't score goals
if you don't shoot the puck.
344
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,696
Shoot the fucking puck!
345
00:16:03,199 --> 00:16:04,635
[CROWD CHEERING]
346
00:16:12,451 --> 00:16:13,520
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
347
00:16:19,599 --> 00:16:21,836
[CROWD EXCLAIMING][WHISTLE BLOWING]
348
00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:25,945
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
349
00:16:27,815 --> 00:16:28,918
[CROWD CHEERING]
350
00:16:29,018 --> 00:16:30,454
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
351
00:16:34,128 --> 00:16:36,266
Holy fuck, holy fuck.
352
00:16:36,366 --> 00:16:38,870
[CROWD CHEERING]
353
00:16:43,246 --> 00:16:44,917
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
354
00:16:45,017 --> 00:16:46,352
[CROWD BOOS]
355
00:16:46,452 --> 00:16:47,923
- Fuck.
- Fuck!
356
00:16:48,023 --> 00:16:49,058
Fuck!
357
00:16:50,894 --> 00:16:52,731
- Give 'em the Jims?
- What, so they can fight
358
00:16:52,831 --> 00:16:55,003
and fucking go to the box, Sanger?
359
00:16:55,771 --> 00:16:59,045
Fuck's sake.
It's do or fucking die and we need goals.
360
00:16:59,145 --> 00:17:03,019
And get the fucking door next
time, you're fucking useless.
361
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,029
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
362
00:17:09,198 --> 00:17:10,734
[CROWD BOOING]
363
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:15,811
[HORN BLARING]
364
00:17:19,318 --> 00:17:22,124
- They poked the bear.
- Poked the bear.
365
00:17:24,061 --> 00:17:25,897
Remy Nadeau.
366
00:17:26,366 --> 00:17:28,003
Don't poke the bear.
367
00:17:30,073 --> 00:17:31,476
[GROANING]
368
00:17:32,478 --> 00:17:34,715
[VOMITING]
369
00:17:34,815 --> 00:17:36,552
[PANTING]
370
00:17:41,629 --> 00:17:43,233
[TOILET FLUSHING]
371
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:46,974
- Where the fuck is Frankie?
- Quebec. He's not coming.
372
00:17:47,074 --> 00:17:48,576
Ugh!
373
00:17:49,545 --> 00:17:51,749
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
374
00:18:01,402 --> 00:18:02,939
No!
375
00:18:03,941 --> 00:18:05,243
[TOILET FLUSHING]
376
00:18:24,382 --> 00:18:26,052
We're not beating the Soo tonight.
377
00:18:28,356 --> 00:18:29,476
The Soo are so fucking good.
378
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,562
The Soo aren't that fucking good,
379
00:18:31,662 --> 00:18:33,566
you just run into a hot goalie and--
380
00:18:33,666 --> 00:18:35,046
Michaels, you've stood on your head.
381
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,007
Yeah, Michaels had more shots
in two periods
382
00:18:37,107 --> 00:18:39,178
than most guys get in two fucking games.
383
00:18:39,278 --> 00:18:40,514
You're playing like, buddy...
384
00:18:41,716 --> 00:18:43,553
Well, you're playing like...
385
00:18:47,895 --> 00:18:49,799
[APPLAUSE]
386
00:18:56,079 --> 00:18:57,815
We can't just lose.
387
00:18:58,383 --> 00:19:01,889
It's the last game in this barn,
gotta win something.
388
00:19:03,193 --> 00:19:05,831
It's the Bulldogs' last game in this barn.
389
00:19:06,466 --> 00:19:08,069
We gotta give 'em a show.
390
00:19:09,238 --> 00:19:11,876
So, boys...
391
00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:15,517
Let's give 'em the fucking lumber.
392
00:19:16,152 --> 00:19:18,123
We're winning that physical battle, boys.
393
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,291
If you can't run 'em up...
394
00:19:22,831 --> 00:19:24,802
- If we can't run 'em up?
- ALL: Fill 'em in.
395
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,950
Boys, let's just give 'em
the fucking lumber out there.
396
00:19:26,974 --> 00:19:28,309
[CHUCKLING]
397
00:19:28,410 --> 00:19:29,980
One period to make their lives hell.
398
00:19:30,814 --> 00:19:33,820
Jims, they're not gonna wanna
go, not worth the risk.
399
00:19:33,921 --> 00:19:35,624
They've got playoffs up the road.
400
00:19:36,492 --> 00:19:39,165
So your job is to score us a goal.
401
00:19:41,235 --> 00:19:42,838
The rest of the boys are gonna make room
402
00:19:42,939 --> 00:19:44,575
for you guys out there for a change
403
00:19:44,675 --> 00:19:46,412
'cause you guys are scoring us
404
00:19:46,512 --> 00:19:49,118
the last goal in Sudbury Bulldogs' history.
405
00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:53,293
- Well, what do you think, Jim?
- Yeah.
406
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,395
- Jim?
- Yes.
407
00:19:54,495 --> 00:19:55,764
- Jim?
- Sounds good, Shoresy.
408
00:19:55,864 --> 00:19:57,668
- It should be fun.
- Thanks, Jims.
409
00:19:57,768 --> 00:20:00,140
Boy, I fucking love winning.
410
00:20:01,709 --> 00:20:04,215
Fucking hate losing more.
Got a dip?
411
00:20:06,319 --> 00:20:07,654
Hurry up, Fish!
412
00:20:10,527 --> 00:20:12,764
The last game in this barn.
413
00:20:15,303 --> 00:20:16,906
Let's give 'em a show, boys.
414
00:20:18,143 --> 00:20:19,411
[SOFT PIANO MUSIC]
415
00:20:19,512 --> 00:20:21,315
Let's give 'em
the fucking lumber.
416
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,346
♪ He's uptight ♪
417
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:56,987
♪ He don't know nothing new ♪
418
00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:02,731
♪ But he ain't cheap
He just can't afford to ♪
419
00:21:05,804 --> 00:21:07,942
♪ But she don't mind ♪
420
00:21:08,343 --> 00:21:10,948
♪ He's a rare thing ♪
421
00:21:12,484 --> 00:21:15,056
♪ Anything for you ♪
422
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:25,310
♪ Everyday just trying
to get by ♪
423
00:21:26,812 --> 00:21:31,990
♪ No time to cry
No he can't afford to ♪
424
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:39,738
♪ And she waits,
through everything ♪
425
00:21:40,942 --> 00:21:44,381
♪ Anything for you ♪
426
00:21:48,756 --> 00:21:49,926
♪ That's what you call ♪
427
00:21:50,026 --> 00:21:52,297
♪ True love
True love ♪
428
00:21:52,397 --> 00:21:54,835
♪ True love
True love ♪
429
00:22:02,986 --> 00:22:05,290
♪ That's what you call
True love ♪
430
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:07,227
♪ True love
True love ♪
431
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,064
♪ True love ♪
432
00:22:26,599 --> 00:22:28,169
♪ Working late ♪
433
00:22:28,803 --> 00:22:31,509
♪ 'Cause she never
finished school ♪
434
00:22:33,179 --> 00:22:37,956
♪ She ain't a fool
She just didn't like it ♪
435
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:46,005
♪ Well he don't mind
She's his everything ♪
436
00:22:47,474 --> 00:22:50,213
♪ Anything for you ♪
437
00:22:55,090 --> 00:23:00,100
♪ Every time
She tries to fight ♪
438
00:23:01,636 --> 00:23:06,846
♪ But she knows he's right
She just didn't like to ♪
439
00:23:09,685 --> 00:23:13,994
♪ And he waits
Through everything ♪
440
00:23:16,032 --> 00:23:18,903
♪ Anything for you ♪
441
00:23:23,346 --> 00:23:25,951
♪ That's what you call
True love ♪
442
00:23:26,052 --> 00:23:27,621
♪ True love
True love ♪
443
00:23:27,721 --> 00:23:29,325
♪ True love ♪
444
00:23:37,808 --> 00:23:39,111
♪ That's what you call ♪
445
00:23:39,211 --> 00:23:41,082
♪ True love
True love ♪
446
00:23:41,182 --> 00:23:44,021
♪ True love
True love ♪
447
00:23:53,773 --> 00:23:55,744
♪ She wants to know ♪
448
00:23:55,844 --> 00:23:59,385
♪ Do you do you
Do you want me ♪
449
00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:02,724
♪ He wants to know ♪
450
00:24:02,824 --> 00:24:06,165
♪ Do you do you
Do you want me ♪
451
00:24:08,436 --> 00:24:09,973
♪ She'd love to know ♪
452
00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:13,579
♪ Do you do you
Do you love me ♪
453
00:24:14,983 --> 00:24:16,987
♪ He'd love to know ♪
454
00:24:17,087 --> 00:24:20,928
♪ Do you do you
Do you love me ♪
455
00:24:22,464 --> 00:24:24,635
♪ She needs to know ♪
456
00:24:24,735 --> 00:24:28,242
♪ Do you do you
Do you need me ♪
457
00:24:29,545 --> 00:24:31,248
♪ He needs to know ♪
458
00:24:31,348 --> 00:24:35,490
♪ Do you do you
Do you need me ♪
459
00:24:38,696 --> 00:24:40,633
♪ Like I need you ♪
460
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,016
♪ It's what you call ♪
461
00:25:05,116 --> 00:25:07,020
♪ True love
True love ♪
462
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,558
♪ True love
True love ♪
463
00:25:18,176 --> 00:25:19,545
♪ It's what you call ♪
464
00:25:19,645 --> 00:25:21,549
♪ True love
True love ♪
465
00:25:21,649 --> 00:25:24,087
♪ True love
True love ♪
466
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:53,412
Fuck you, Shoresy!
467
00:25:53,981 --> 00:25:55,617
- For what?
- What do you mean, for what?
468
00:25:55,717 --> 00:25:57,621
- Huh?
- You know the deal.
469
00:25:57,721 --> 00:25:59,525
We had a deal.
470
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:03,332
And I do what I say I'm gonna do.
Always have.
471
00:26:08,042 --> 00:26:10,213
Alright, fuck,
what do you want me to...
472
00:26:11,115 --> 00:26:14,388
Those guys are so fucking good.
They thumped us.
473
00:26:14,488 --> 00:26:16,993
And you still think we can beat them?
474
00:26:18,696 --> 00:26:20,033
How?
475
00:26:22,337 --> 00:26:23,974
SHORESY: Where the fuck is Frankie?
476
00:26:24,074 --> 00:26:26,312
- Quebec. He's not coming.
- Ugh.
477
00:26:26,412 --> 00:26:28,583
Shoresy, we've got a new plan
for this period.
478
00:26:29,051 --> 00:26:30,887
We all plays like you out there, me son.
479
00:26:30,988 --> 00:26:33,593
- What?
- We're a full team of Shoresys.
480
00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:34,693
Real dirty.
481
00:26:34,728 --> 00:26:37,000
Let's get all the Goddamn boys running around.
482
00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:39,471
Leave a mother-fucking impression.
483
00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:42,653
It's a bit late for making
a fucking impression, boys,
484
00:26:42,677 --> 00:26:44,277
there's no fucking room
out there anyway.
485
00:26:44,348 --> 00:26:46,561
Hit 'em enough and they'll
stop going where it gets it.
486
00:26:46,585 --> 00:26:49,591
Chop 'em enough, and they'll
stop going where you gets chopped.
487
00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:52,097
Bet they gives us a lot more
room out there next game.
488
00:26:52,197 --> 00:26:53,675
What are you talking about, next game?
489
00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:56,171
- Don't be a fucking idiot.
- They've got a hot tender.
490
00:26:56,272 --> 00:26:59,645
Let's let the league know
your tender's hot,
491
00:26:59,745 --> 00:27:02,417
we'll run 'em to the back
of the fucking net.
492
00:27:02,517 --> 00:27:05,423
- What are you fucking...
It's too fucking late.
493
00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:06,523
For this game.
494
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:09,231
Let's get 'em in playoffs.
495
00:27:12,203 --> 00:27:14,641
NAT: If we lose, we fold.
That was the deal.
496
00:27:14,741 --> 00:27:17,280
That's when you had
one fucking guy on this team
497
00:27:17,380 --> 00:27:19,084
who said we'd never lose again.
498
00:27:19,184 --> 00:27:22,224
Now you got 16 of 'em over there
in that dressing room.
499
00:27:22,324 --> 00:27:25,096
You got a barn full of fans
who can't wait to see it.
500
00:27:25,196 --> 00:27:27,133
You think we can beat them?
501
00:27:27,801 --> 00:27:29,371
Those guys are so fucking good.
502
00:27:29,471 --> 00:27:32,143
But they won't be the same
team after that period.
503
00:27:32,244 --> 00:27:36,452
No fucking way.
They wanted nothing to do with the Jims.
504
00:27:36,552 --> 00:27:39,091
We'd have Frankie back next game.
505
00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:40,360
The Soo is so fucking good.
506
00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:42,764
But they do not like the lumber.
507
00:27:44,234 --> 00:27:46,138
You know what you get in the playoffs.
508
00:27:46,605 --> 00:27:49,011
- The lumber.
- You get that high heat.
509
00:27:49,111 --> 00:27:51,548
- Hell yeah.
- Hell yeah, fuck yeah.
510
00:27:55,023 --> 00:27:58,329
Well, what are you gonna do differently?
511
00:27:59,197 --> 00:28:01,035
- Me?
- Oh my God.
512
00:28:01,135 --> 00:28:02,404
- Huh?
- You say the boys
513
00:28:02,504 --> 00:28:04,350
are gonna play like you,
but the chirping and the lumber
514
00:28:04,374 --> 00:28:06,334
and the running around have
always been your game.
515
00:28:06,378 --> 00:28:09,084
So if I keep this team going,
516
00:28:09,184 --> 00:28:11,221
how are you gonna raise your game?
517
00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:13,759
What are you gonna do differently?
518
00:28:53,639 --> 00:28:55,743
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519
00:29:12,043 --> 00:29:14,247
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