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[tires screeching]
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[announcer] It's LAFF!
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The competition between
the team that loses every year,
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Jellystone,
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and their undefeated rivals,
New Bedrock.
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The winner is awarded
a beautiful trophy.
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But the losing town's mayor
must wear the chicken suit of shame.
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Especially embarrassing
for Mayor Huck,
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- given his family's tragic
history with chickens. - [clucking]
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LAFF!
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I'm your host, Snagglepuss.
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And I'm your host, Mildew--
Whoa! [huffing]
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I was going to return
this jacket.
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And boy, do we have
a fun day ahead.
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We'll visit all
your favorite games like
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- the Chocolate Bar.
- [shattering]
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[Snagglepuss] Competitive
reading.
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Unga, unga, unga!
Unga, unga, unga!
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All events Jellystone was
absolutely pummeled in.
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Just like a gorilla would
pummel a precious baby animal.
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[animal squeaks]
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But don't fret.
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A reliable source told me
this will be Jellystone's year.
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[Huckleberry] All right.
Gather round, everybody.
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I just told Snagglepuss
here that this will be Jellystone's year.
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And this losing streak
comes to an end today.
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I think Huck's right.
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We can't be beat with our
unstoppable new team name,
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the Yogi Yahooeys.
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[sighs] We go over this
every year.
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No Yogi Yahooeys.
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Do you at least want
to see the uniforms?
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No. Now, listen.
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There's one piece of advice
my pappy gave me
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before being mauled
by chickens.
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He said--
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[honking]
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The enemy has arrived.
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Get your game faces on.
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[Jabberjaw] Eh.
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[announcer] Ladies
and gentlemen,
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the all-time undefeated
champions of the LAFF games,
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the town of New Bedrock.
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Orful Octopus, the stickiest
tentacles in the west.
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Daisy Mayhem,
the maiden of destruction.
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Magic Rabbit... a rabbit.
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And a bunch of other people.
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Oh, brother.
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[announcer] But the most
important of all,
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the fearless, handsome
and physically fit mayor of New Bedrock,
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Dick Dastardly.
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[giggles] Miss me?
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About as much as
I missed that chicken
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that swindled my family
out of the deed to our farm.
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Oh, gooseberry.
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I love how your hatred
fills the air around me.
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It nourishes my soul.
Mmm. [swallows]
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Oh, it's like cinnamon.
Kind of nutmeggy. Mmm.
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I hope you enjoy
the taste of defeat.
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Maybe I will. [gobbling]
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[gags] Too spicy.
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And with that bit of drama
out of the way,
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let the games begin.
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First, it's the baguette relay.
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- On your marks, get set, go!
- [gunshot]
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- [Augie panting]
- Yes, my darling girl. My sweet daughter.
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She's flying. Come on, kiddo!
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Bring home the bread. Oh!
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- Augie, well done.
- [Magic Rabbit cackles]
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So long, suckers.
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Daddy, did we lose the race?
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Augie, as long as we have
each other, we never lose.
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Well, they lost.
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Now, now, that's all right.
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We're gonna win the next one.
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Mildew, you say something.
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It's time for archery.
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The target is right over
my heart.
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Oh, that's all right.
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I think the math still
checks out in our favor.
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Let's take a look here. Oh, no.
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[Snagglepuss] All athletes
line up for the sausage and onion burp!
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Oh, this, we cannot fail.
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Captain Caveman's
our best burper.
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How you feeling,
Captain Caveman?
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Me got [burps] this.
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[Snagglepuss] Contestant One,
burp away.
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[gobbling]
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Hmmm... Is that all--
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[loud burping]
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[bell ringing]
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[chuckling]
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Beat that, boysenberry!
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Unga, get ready for socks
to be blown away.
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[gobbling]
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[thuds]
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Here we go.
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[stomach rumbling]
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[huffs]
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[sputtering] But...
What happened?
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Oh, it's okay, Huck.
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We're horrifyingly disgraced
every year.
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We'll recover after
we get through that long period of despair.
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There's always next year.
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There's always next year.
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Where is that dang echo
coming from?
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It's not an echo.
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It's an instant replay.
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You can rewind to any point
in the episode, see.
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There's always next year.
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Wait, what was that? Go back.
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[laughing]
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They replaced Captain Caveman's
onion with a rock?
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Show me the other replays.
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[laughing]
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New Bedrock ain't nothing
but cheaters.
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And if they were cheating
and that...
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Well, then that means...
[gasps]
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New Bedrock didn't win
a single event fairly.
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They even put glue on Augie
and Doggie Daddy
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because they know
how much they love to hug.
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- [chuckling] Oh.
- [shirts squelching]
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They cheated their way
to victory,
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and that's against the spirit
of the LAFF games.
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Wrong.
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The spirit of the games is
to embarrass your opponent at all costs.
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I'm feeling unusually nice,
so I'll make you a deal.
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We'll do one last event,
winner takes all.
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If you win,
the trophy is yours.
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But if you lose, you'll have
to wear the chicken suit
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and rename your team
to the Yogi Yahooeys.
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Do we have a deal?
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[agreeing and disagreeing]
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- Deal. Oh, yeah.
- [both chuckling]
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All right, everybody huddle up.
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If New Bedrock is gonna
cheat their way to success,
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well, we're gonna
cheat right back.
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[all gasp]
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Uh... I don't know, Huck.
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Is this the example
we should be setting for the kids?
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I'm gonna cheat my way
through life.
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I will stop at nothing
to defend this town.
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Okay, we're gonna
go get ready then.
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- Run, Augie.
- [panting]
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Victory is just one game away.
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We'll see who the chickens
are this year.
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[clucking]
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High drama,
shocking revelations, tucked tails even...
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It all comes to a head
at our final event,
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the lemonade surf.
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[Mildew] Has anyone checked
if it's actually lemonade?
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That's Daisy Mayhem.
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She's gonna be
your biggest competitor.
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Take this. Rub it all over
Daisy Mayhem's board.
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Dr. Pippy's? Isn't that banned
in Mississippi?
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Yes, Dr. Pippy's Xtra Slippy
Soap is banned in Mississippi for being too slippy.
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But don't get snippy
with me, skippy.
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But Mr. Mayor, I can't.
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Hey, now. This don't feel
good to me either.
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Just like it didn't feel good
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when a chicken threw
my grandpappy off the cliff.
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There's no other way.
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[sighs] Okay.
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Run along, now.
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That board ain't gonna
soap itself.
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[spookily] Cheater!
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[gasps]
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Guilty!
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[gasps]
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Good job, Yakky.
You're doing great!
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Thanks.
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You're going to jail, Yakky.
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Oh!
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[breathes deeply]
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Come on, Yakky.
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This is a crime
you can never wash away.
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[yelps]
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[sniffs] Only two things
smell that way.
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Barbecues
and existential crisis.
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[screaming] It burns! It burns!
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She'll be fine
in a few minutes.
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My conscience is burning.
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Oh, she'll be okay now.
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If anyone is hearing this,
I beg of you. Help me.
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I'm coming, Yakky.
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It ain't gonna soap itself.
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For... Jellystone!
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[panting]
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It's crazy. One day,
he just left the house and never came back.
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Now, hold up.
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Where's Huck headed
to in such a rush?
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I'm coming, Yakky.
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[Snagglepuss] Why,
he's headed straight for the chocolate bars.
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Look at that hound fly
and he sticks the landing.
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On to the live target.
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[Snagglepuss] Right
on the bull's-eye.
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I'm gonna need a doctor.
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This dog is on a mission.
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[grunting]
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- Wait, wait.
- [grunting]
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I'll handle this, Yakky.
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[Snagglepuss] It appears
Huck has entered as a surprise contestant.
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A last-minute addition, even.
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He's doing it.
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I'm actually gonna win this.
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Get off my board!
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[Huckleberry screaming]
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[Snagglepuss] And
Daisy Mayhem wins!
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[all gasp]
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He sacrificed everything.
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It's not lemonade!
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[moaning] Oh, victory.
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Such a beautiful lady, she is.
Isn't she, Huck?
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This is sadder than when
that chicken stood up my sister at the altar.
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[all laughing]
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[clucking]
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Howdy.
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Why are you all doing this?
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You never gave up on us.
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So, how could
we give up on you?
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Now that's the Jellystone
winning spirit.
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[clucks]
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[clucking]
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T-shirt!
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[all clucking]
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Hey, stop this at once!
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This is gonna be one
of my famous migraines.
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- Disgusting.
- [scoffing]
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Yuck.
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Hey, they're leaving.
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[all] Yay!
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All thanks to the good,
good people of Jellystone.
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Well, we may not have won,
but it--
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And now, a word
from our sponsors:
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"Come stop by
Yogi's merch stand
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and pick up your very own
Yogi Yahooey uniform.
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Available in small, extra,
small and constrictive."
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Thank you so much.
Have a great night.
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[theme music playing]
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