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你們就是師奶殺手？
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我只是騙騙師奶，關你屁事啊？
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麻將大俠
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陳太太、黃太太、馬太太、歐太太
都是我的朋友
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朋友的事
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就是我的事
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-西
-碰
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-發財
-碰
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吃
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自摸、字一色、大三風、小三元
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三暗槓，對對碰
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這麼厲害？
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小相公
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少一張，你們兩個不用打了
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小子，還有我呢！
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你也是小相公
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我怎麼會是小相公？
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我剛剛忘了補花
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大俠，可以打個折扣嗎？
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打折可以啊，以後不要再騙師奶了
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那豈不是斷我的財路？
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你別欺人太甚啊，我跟你拼了！
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胖叔，早知道剛才就答應他了
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現在也不會輸的這麼慘啊
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也不知道他是什麼來歷
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最後一把牌居然吃胡了
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還要是嚦咕嚦咕八張花
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朋友，謝謝了
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這裡不准停車，麻煩駕照和身份證
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無家可歸嗎？
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怎麼睡在街上？
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你是做什麼的？
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-我問你做什麼的
-我打麻將的
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打麻將就是無業遊民了
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人渣敗類
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這麼大的袋子裝什麼？
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錢
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這麼大袋的錢，你去打劫銀行來嗎？
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打劫銀行哪有打麻將賺得多？
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-喂？
-大俠救命啊，三缺一啊！
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好，給我半小時，馬上到！
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你可不可以快點？
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周太太，赤柱很遠啊
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不用麻煩了，蘇太太說15分鐘內就到
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我14分鐘內到，等我！
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14分鐘到赤柱，你要飆車嗎？
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當然不是，讓開
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打500塊，廁所在哪裡啊？
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-裡面
-謝謝，快！
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臭賭鬼
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外賣要雙蛋三明治和奶茶少糖，快！
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收到！
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快
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-碰
-上
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碰
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-上
-碰
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碰
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吃
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快！
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-是誰叫的外賣？
-是我的，謝了
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喂，那不是你的！
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謝了
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違規停車！
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黃太太，妳怎麼了？
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一早起床就這個樣子，昨晚睡落枕了
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把舌頭伸出來
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翻翻眼睛
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這沒什麼
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眼睛不黃，舌根也正常
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扭傷而已，很容易治的
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怎麼治？
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-東
-碰
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-南
-碰
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-西
-碰
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-北
-碰
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一條
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可以了！
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單吊一條大四喜
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-雞糊
-這下怎麼算啊？
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有沒有搞錯？你真是賤！
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你到底是什麼人來的？
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你竟然敢截我的牌？
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你真是太過分了！
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我脖子可以動了
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我正常了！
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我沒事了
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-我都說了，這很容易治的
-我感冒、發燒和流鼻涕能不能治？
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-可以，就打到你出汗而已
-屁啊
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我眼睛又乾又澀
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淚水分泌不夠，把你打哭就行了
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我可不容易哭的呢
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我老公去世的時候，我都沒哭
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好，沒問題
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妳確實不容易哭
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我贏了妳七八次，妳才哭
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普通人輸兩次就想死了
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妳們兩個怎麼樣？
有沒有發燒還是不舒服啊？
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我們倆沒事
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-不過你的醫藥費真的不便宜
-健康無價嘛
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時間差不多了，妳可以走了
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到時間去照顧妳的孫子了，聽話
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-妳們帶她去帶孫子吧
-我們先走了
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小胖在校門口等著妳呢
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-我來收拾吧
-不行啊，不然我老公回來會罵我
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我幫妳收拾，走吧…
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快點，萬一小胖在校門口
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-被車撞到怎麼辦？
-你記得要收拾乾淨啊
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記得要幫我關門
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我還會幫妳把地掃好呢
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妳幹什麼？不要碰我的車！
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00:09:04,416 --> 00:09:05,958
我以前都是這樣幫你洗車的啊
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我們已經分手了很久了
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那是你一廂情願，我哪裡不好了？
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牌品不好
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那我不打麻將了
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牌品不好就是人品不好
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我人品哪裡不好？
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為什麼好好的空姐不當，去當警察？
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為了開你罰單
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就是說嘛！
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妳說妳是不是有病？
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我已經改了
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給我一次機會，再讓我打一次
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上次妳也發誓說妳的牌品好了
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結果還不是發脾氣亂打人，妳走吧
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我不會的了，我發誓！
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妳走吧，拜託妳快走吧
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趕快把車子還給人家，妳也別幹了
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妳開車的技術很好嗎？
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到時候把腿撞斷怎麼辦？
以後妳一個人要怎麼過呢？
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喂？是
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打麻將？好啊
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三缺一？
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可以，我待會再回复你
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-喂
-是！
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妳不會發脾氣是吧？
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我再給妳一次機會
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-來！
-那摩托車怎麼辦？
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妳都不做了，還管什麼摩托車啊？
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喂，快點啊
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小妹
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-對不起
-靠！
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妳別那麼緊張
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靠
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-我們玩很小而已
-把帽子脫下來吧
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我不是緊張，其實…
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因為他說，如果我不發脾氣
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-他就會娶我
-到妳了
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我哪有說要娶妳？只是同意復合而已
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復合不就是娶我嗎？
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我不可以跟你同居
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你想想
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萬一三嬸，姨媽她們問起來
我怎麼解釋啊？
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好了…
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還有三叔、六嬸他們，你也知道…
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好了！
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總之妳不發脾氣又能贏錢，我就娶妳
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九筒
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怎麼多了這個條件的呢？
以前不是這樣的啊
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00:11:04,291 --> 00:11:05,958
當我的老婆，麻將技術還那麼差
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到時候把奶粉錢輸光了怎麼辦啊？
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打麻將吧
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00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:12,625
又不准人家發脾氣，又要贏錢
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00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,041
怎麼兼顧啊？這很難的嘛
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小妹妹，妳贏錢的時候
自然就不會發脾氣了啊
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對啊，我贏錢的時候
還真的沒有發過脾氣呢
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五條
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00:11:25,708 --> 00:11:28,583
不過跟他打了這麼久，我從來沒贏過
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-他一定盯死我了
-五條
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你不要這樣嘛！
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三筒
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害我吃不到，也碰不了
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三筒
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你又這樣！
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就你這樣，我的牌面再好也都沒用啦
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妳要萬子是吧？
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-五萬
-碰
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妳故意松牌給她啊？
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怎樣？女人當然要幫女人啊
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我也同意，三萬
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碰
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好了，現在還要什麼牌？
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二萬？四萬？
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-七萬？
-碰
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九章
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妳看看她是清一色還是混一色？
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我看一下，是混一色
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混一色嗎？
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00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:25,416
這張好陌生啊，發財
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-我和牌了
-和牌了？
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小妞
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這就當作是我的禮金了
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謝謝
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到時候早點到
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這樣也行？
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是小相公
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是報應…
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什麼？讓我看看吧
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妳哪有小相公啊？這張是妳的
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我才是小相公
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對…
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-和牌，自摸八番
-好啊
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-看什麼看？給錢吧
-給錢
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-嫁得出了
-快點給錢吧
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你們打算每一把都這樣玩是嗎？
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大同小異吧，但我們也看情況而定的
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我們也想搞點新花樣啊
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天糊
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喂！
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你都還沒看牌就知道，你做牌了嗎？
211
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我當然做牌了
212
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你們再這樣玩，我每次都做牌！
每次都天糊！
213
00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:17,333
我跟妳說，就算要我變牌也沒問題！
214
00:13:17,541 --> 00:13:19,458
你寧願出老千也不願意娶我
215
00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:21,333
-你真的這麼討厭我嗎？
-不是
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是妳這樣打麻將就是不對！
簡直是強取豪奪，強盜的所為！
217
00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:27,833
根本就不關我的事！
218
00:13:27,916 --> 00:13:29,833
都是這兩個臭三八在添亂啊
219
00:13:29,916 --> 00:13:31,625
妳看，我說得沒錯吧？
220
00:13:31,708 --> 00:13:33,250
牌品不好就是人品不好
221
00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:35,625
人家好心幫妳，妳卻為了小事就發火
222
00:13:35,708 --> 00:13:37,666
翻臉不認人，還罵人家是臭三八
223
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:38,958
三八已經很貼切了
224
00:13:39,041 --> 00:13:41,083
再加個臭字就落伍了！
225
00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:43,750
妳看看現在有哪個年青人
還有誰會說“臭”這個字？
226
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還臭三八，妳說啊！
227
00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:48,791
-你們兩個去死！走！
-賤人！
228
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:16,583
多贏點
229
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:27,250
醫生，可不可以不打麻將？
230
00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:29,208
打麻將會好的快一點
231
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:31,250
我很討厭打麻將啊
232
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:33,625
現在是你媽有老年癡呆，要打麻將
233
00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:35,416
你沒有老年癡呆，你不用打
234
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,958
不是啊，醫生，可不可以玩撲克牌？
235
00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:40,291
通常我會建議外國人打撲克牌
236
00:14:40,416 --> 00:14:42,250
建議中國人打麻將
237
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:43,750
中國人打麻將比打撲克牌好
238
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,833
那可以下跳棋嗎？
239
00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:48,708
我會建議小孩子下跳棋
240
00:14:48,791 --> 00:14:50,458
不過小孩子沒有老年癡呆
241
00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:52,375
如果你喜歡的話，可以去試一下
242
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吃
243
00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:01,125
吃…
244
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:03,458
吃
245
00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:06,750
媽，那不能吃的！
妳別吞下去，快吐出來！
246
00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:15,041
阿菲
247
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:16,291
是
248
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,291
請妳的幾個朋友回來陪老媽打麻將
249
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:20,875
七萬
250
00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:22,666
-我吃
-名字？
251
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,250
如果贏了，我請妳們吃肉丸
252
00:15:27,916 --> 00:15:29,416
-碰
-等她贏…
253
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:32,875
那很好啊
254
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:39,000
-和牌，謝謝
-所以我沒東西吃了？
255
00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:40,750
太太，倒茶！
256
00:15:40,916 --> 00:15:41,833
是的，阿菲
257
00:15:42,916 --> 00:15:43,833
他是誰啊？
258
00:15:43,958 --> 00:15:45,333
妳叫他敗家子
259
00:15:45,416 --> 00:15:47,000
老闆說他是壞哥哥
260
00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:48,125
敗家子？
261
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,458
別問了，就當沒生過吧
262
00:15:50,541 --> 00:15:52,541
我肚子餓了，叫東西吃吧
263
00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:53,958
那電話號碼呢？
264
00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:55,916
自己看電話簿吧
265
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,500
（敗家子）
266
00:16:02,916 --> 00:16:04,375
“敗家子”？
267
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,875
喂？
268
00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:08,458
敗家子，我要叫外賣
269
00:16:08,916 --> 00:16:10,625
一個滑蛋牛肉炒飯
270
00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:12,125
媽？
271
00:16:12,541 --> 00:16:13,500
媽，妳在哪裡？
272
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:17,000
先不要問我地址，我還要訂吃的呢
273
00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:18,666
一個滑蛋牛肉炒飯
274
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:20,750
一個蒸蛋牛肉飯，加飯
275
00:16:20,916 --> 00:16:21,875
媽，是我啊
276
00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:23,291
妳怎麼了？
277
00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:24,333
不要打岔嘛
278
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:27,166
我還要叫一個蒸蛋牛肉飯，不加飯
279
00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:28,500
就這樣
280
00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:29,916
我找了妳很久
281
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,500
妳和弟弟搬到哪裡去了？
282
00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:33,291
我的地址是…
283
00:16:33,666 --> 00:16:34,666
我忘了
284
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,250
弟弟呢？妳身邊沒有人嗎？
285
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:37,458
阿菲
286
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,250
別吵，又害我輸了！
287
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,833
阿菲輸了錢，好兇喔
288
00:16:42,916 --> 00:16:45,500
妳可以去隔壁問一下地址
289
00:16:45,666 --> 00:16:47,250
太太
290
00:16:47,958 --> 00:16:49,125
太太
291
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:50,958
沒人在啊
292
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:54,416
妳有沒有看到其他人？
隨便找個人問一下地址好了
293
00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:58,916
隨便找個人問一下地址？
294
00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:04,750
喂？這裡都沒人啊
295
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:09,375
喂？妳聽得到我說話嗎？
296
00:17:10,958 --> 00:17:12,791
喂？妳還在不在？
297
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,583
先生
298
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:17,333
能不能幫我告訴他我住什麼地方？
299
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:20,750
不然他們不知道要把外賣送到哪了
300
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,750
媽，妳沒事吧？
301
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,041
不是跟我說
302
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:29,291
是請你跟他說
303
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:31,375
麻煩你了
304
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:37,458
媽，對不起
305
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:40,291
我真的是個敗家子
306
00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:48,541
對不起…
307
00:17:56,833 --> 00:17:58,750
一條，妳可以吃嗎？
308
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,333
-不行嗎？
-不能吃
309
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:10,625
九條呢？
310
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:12,500
九條？
311
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:14,000
九條…
312
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,416
九條…
313
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,291
妳可要看清楚了
314
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,750
不行
315
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,541
三條
316
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:28,041
三條？
317
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:29,916
-能吃嗎？
-不能吃
318
00:18:30,958 --> 00:18:31,958
不行嗎？
319
00:18:32,791 --> 00:18:34,250
妳看清楚一點
320
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,208
慢慢來
321
00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:39,625
可以了！
322
00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:41,541
可以了，我可以吃了！
323
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:44,000
你看，三條！
324
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,083
我和牌了，給錢！
325
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,500
多少錢？
326
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:49,791
多少錢？
327
00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:52,416
我不會算啊
328
00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:54,625
媽，這是妳教我的
329
00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:56,750
妳想想
330
00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,583
二五是幾番？
331
00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:02,416
五一是幾番？
332
00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:04,708
一塊二呢？
333
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,041
二五雞是64，五一是128
334
00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:11,166
一塊二就是256
335
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,416
是我教你的，你怎麼老是不記得？
336
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,375
將來長大怎麼出去應酬呢？
337
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:17,708
兒子，麻將是用來打的
338
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:25,125
媽
339
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,541
兒子，是我害死了你
340
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,625
-是我教你打麻將，害你成了賭鬼
-媽
341
00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:33,666
-是我對不起你
-媽，我不是賭鬼
342
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,833
-媽，我不是賭鬼
-我的兒子啊…
343
00:19:39,416 --> 00:19:40,625
賭鬼？
344
00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:42,916
-你走…這裡不歡迎你
-弟弟
345
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:43,958
-媽已經不想再見到你
-弟弟
346
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,625
-媽不認你這個兒子了
-弟弟，你聽我說
347
00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:49,041
-你聽我說
-喂，你是誰？你幹嘛趕我兒子走？
348
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,458
媽，我是天樂
349
00:19:51,666 --> 00:19:53,583
媽都變這樣了，讓我搬回來住吧
350
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,958
是你在外頭混不下去
想要回來避難吧？
351
00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:58,291
我問你
你現在還是不是全職打麻將？
352
00:19:58,666 --> 00:20:00,375
我只是想回來陪陪媽
353
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:08,000
會考成績怎麼樣？
354
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,208
九個A，名校狀元
355
00:20:11,958 --> 00:20:12,916
進了港大？
356
00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:15,750
拿了獎學金
到麻省理工讀計算機科學
357
00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:17,416
-回來做信息技術了嗎？
-當然了
358
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,791
我在1997年
自己開了間電腦公司，搞網頁
359
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:21,083
還買了房子
360
00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:23,250
這裡嗎？一平方一萬塊吧？
361
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:24,708
是一平方一萬二塊
362
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,791
所以你說讀書到底有多重要呢
363
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:29,333
哥，我拜託你出息點
364
00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:31,333
當年的慘劇我還歷歷在目
365
00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:33,500
我還記得那時
你欠下一屁股債跑了之後
366
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,625
接著馬上就有人來我們家按門鈴
367
00:20:37,916 --> 00:20:40,291
三個穿著西裝
自稱是檢察官的彪形大漢
368
00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:41,541
還有一個背著背包
369
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:44,458
口袋插著牙刷和牙膏的保安
也跟著進來了
370
00:20:44,541 --> 00:20:46,958
他們在所有的家具電器上面貼上封條
371
00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:49,250
連冰箱裡面有幾個雞蛋都數過了
372
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,208
甚至連內褲都帶走了
373
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,958
然後他們就走過來跟我說
374
00:20:53,041 --> 00:20:54,666
先生，你的房子已經被查封了
375
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,375
請你馬上離開
376
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:01,583
不要讓我們為難，謝謝
377
00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:02,708
弟弟
378
00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:05,166
你和媽媽還是到我那邊住吧
379
00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:08,416
住得下這麼多人嗎？
380
00:21:18,666 --> 00:21:19,583
大少爺
381
00:21:19,791 --> 00:21:20,833
準備兩個房間
382
00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:24,791
好漂亮啊
383
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:30,333
媽，他們是我的朋友
384
00:21:30,416 --> 00:21:32,125
-過來，來
-好
385
00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:38,083
-怎麼這麼早回來？
-這麼早回來了？
386
00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:39,166
你好
387
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,833
媽，以後這裡就是妳家了
388
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:45,041
還好我的兩個兒子有一個有出息
389
00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:47,583
還好你努力讀書出人頭地
390
00:21:47,666 --> 00:21:49,750
媽才能住大房子
391
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:52,375
我好擔心你大哥
392
00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:55,875
他不務正業，成天打麻將
393
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,916
不知道現在是要飯，還是露宿街頭
394
00:21:59,625 --> 00:22:01,541
媽，我發財了！
395
00:22:01,958 --> 00:22:03,541
好
396
00:22:03,958 --> 00:22:05,958
你去招呼你的朋友吧
397
00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:11,916
還好我兩個兒子有一個有出息
398
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,166
還好你努力讀書出人頭地
399
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,500
媽才能住大房子
400
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,583
我好擔心你大哥
401
00:22:19,791 --> 00:22:22,333
他不務正業，成天打麻將
402
00:22:22,416 --> 00:22:25,750
不知道現在是要飯，還是露宿街頭
403
00:22:26,375 --> 00:22:28,500
媽，我好想死啊！
404
00:22:28,875 --> 00:22:30,208
不要氣餒
405
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:31,875
努力用功讀書
406
00:22:31,958 --> 00:22:34,708
就會跟你弟弟一樣有出息了
407
00:22:37,166 --> 00:22:38,541
阿菲…
408
00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:41,500
還好我兩個兒子有一個有出息
409
00:22:42,541 --> 00:22:43,875
正好！
410
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,166
我們就是需要
411
00:22:45,250 --> 00:22:46,583
一個像你這樣子的天才
412
00:22:46,708 --> 00:22:47,708
幫我們設計一個
413
00:22:47,791 --> 00:22:50,750
跟全世界不同的麻將電腦遊戲
414
00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:52,750
你是麻雀理工畢業的對吧？
415
00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:54,541
不好意思，我是麻省理工畢業的
416
00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:56,875
-沒關係，月薪20萬，你幹不幹？
-幹
417
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,250
可是我不太會打麻將
418
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:01,000
那你就要去祖堯村找麻將大師
419
00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:02,750
他精通所有的麻將玩法
420
00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:05,291
不過他可不是輕易見人的
421
00:23:05,458 --> 00:23:06,791
你要多帶點誠意
422
00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:08,541
那我是帶橘子去好呢
423
00:23:08,625 --> 00:23:09,875
還是帶蛋糕比較好？
424
00:23:09,958 --> 00:23:11,041
別那麼老套了
425
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:13,250
多帶點現金去就行了
426
00:23:24,791 --> 00:23:26,583
小子，敢到我的球場玩？
427
00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:31,458
小妹，就是這個呆子吧？
428
00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:32,375
就是他啊
429
00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:33,666
長得挺帥的嘛
430
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,125
身材也不錯
431
00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:36,791
可惜是個笨蛋
432
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:39,750
不好意思，請問麻將大師在哪？
433
00:23:39,833 --> 00:23:42,208
我是專誠來找他指點迷津的
434
00:23:42,291 --> 00:23:43,125
多多指教
435
00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:45,500
大師是不隨便見人的
436
00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:47,291
這要看你有沒有緣
437
00:23:47,458 --> 00:23:48,625
什麼緣？
438
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,541
通常是港元
439
00:23:50,625 --> 00:23:52,625
日元也不錯，不過最近貶值
440
00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:53,750
最好是美元
441
00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:55,583
我身上是有點港元
442
00:23:55,791 --> 00:23:57,666
不過大師剛剛走開
443
00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:58,833
你先坐下來吧
444
00:23:58,916 --> 00:24:00,625
我們一邊打麻將一邊等他
445
00:24:00,791 --> 00:24:02,208
不好意思，我不打麻將
446
00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:04,750
我們三缺一，你不賞臉是嗎？
447
00:24:04,833 --> 00:24:06,333
這不是賞不賞臉的問題
448
00:24:06,416 --> 00:24:07,500
這是原則問題
449
00:24:07,583 --> 00:24:09,125
我真的從來都不打麻將
450
00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:11,125
只打一下，十幾二十圈打不死你的
451
00:24:11,208 --> 00:24:12,875
不…這不是死不死的問題
452
00:24:12,958 --> 00:24:14,458
-這是原則問題
-坐下
453
00:24:14,541 --> 00:24:16,666
不…這是打不打的問題
真的是原則問題
454
00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:19,375
-洗牌
-不是洗不洗牌的問題
455
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,458
這是原則問題
456
00:24:20,583 --> 00:24:22,041
你們到底懂不懂我在說什麼？
457
00:24:23,166 --> 00:24:24,000
喂！
458
00:24:24,166 --> 00:24:26,291
這花不了你多少時間而已
459
00:24:26,416 --> 00:24:28,166
這並不是花不花時間的問題
460
00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:30,000
這的的確是原則問題
461
00:24:30,083 --> 00:24:31,458
喂，你在幹什麼？
462
00:24:31,541 --> 00:24:34,000
老闆娘，這麼巧啊
463
00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:36,041
我特地來觀察你的，真是讓我失望
464
00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:37,291
這麼一點小事都辦不好
465
00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:38,708
不是，老闆娘，妳聽我說
466
00:24:38,791 --> 00:24:40,708
我這輩子最討厭就是打麻將了
467
00:24:40,791 --> 00:24:41,916
這麼委屈就別幹了
468
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,666
一個20萬我還怕請不到人嗎？
469
00:24:44,041 --> 00:24:46,208
老闆娘！妳聽我說…
470
00:24:46,291 --> 00:24:47,416
我是真的不會啊，妳聽我說
471
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:49,375
年輕人，有什麼不會的話就學啊
472
00:24:50,250 --> 00:24:52,583
我會幫你的
473
00:24:55,958 --> 00:24:57,625
這個是不是雞糊呢？
474
00:24:58,666 --> 00:25:00,291
-碰
-九萬
475
00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:02,833
-九萬，糊…
-不要吃，等自摸
476
00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:06,000
又是九萬，自摸…
477
00:25:06,083 --> 00:25:07,666
-不要吃，再等等吧，還這麼小
-那我可以…
478
00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:09,541
-自摸呢
-拆北
479
00:25:14,416 --> 00:25:15,333
北
480
00:25:17,041 --> 00:25:17,875
九筒
481
00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:19,291
-我吃吧
-不要吃
482
00:25:19,666 --> 00:25:20,625
還小啊？
483
00:25:20,708 --> 00:25:22,250
清一色都讓你摸到了
484
00:25:22,333 --> 00:25:24,000
運氣真不錯，等自摸
485
00:25:28,541 --> 00:25:30,333
又是九筒，能不能吃呢？
486
00:25:30,416 --> 00:25:32,708
吃吧，送上門幹嘛不吃？
487
00:25:32,916 --> 00:25:33,750
吃了
488
00:25:35,041 --> 00:25:36,625
運氣那麼好
489
00:25:40,666 --> 00:25:42,625
什麼都沒做過就有錢拿
490
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:45,041
你看打麻將有多無聊
491
00:25:48,583 --> 00:25:49,416
八條
492
00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:50,500
一對也打？
493
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,125
做十三么啊
494
00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:55,208
-只有三張而已啊
-你要有點志氣嘛！
495
00:26:03,416 --> 00:26:04,791
等一筒對吧？
496
00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:06,291
-東
-碰
497
00:26:07,375 --> 00:26:08,791
聽牌了還碰？
498
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,750
對不起，我說得太快了
499
00:26:10,833 --> 00:26:12,541
-說碰就碰的了
-好
500
00:26:12,958 --> 00:26:14,750
不怕…我們可以做大四喜
501
00:26:27,708 --> 00:26:28,541
怎麼了？
502
00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:30,041
不要打發財
503
00:26:30,125 --> 00:26:31,625
我有發財
504
00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:37,333
等自摸對吧？
505
00:26:38,083 --> 00:26:39,333
當然了…
506
00:26:39,416 --> 00:26:41,583
你學的真快，有天份
507
00:26:43,625 --> 00:26:45,041
東？槓
508
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:47,958
南？槓
509
00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:49,708
槓西，槓北
510
00:26:52,666 --> 00:26:53,958
發財？
511
00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:55,875
可以和牌了吧？
512
00:27:00,625 --> 00:27:01,500
怎樣？
513
00:27:01,625 --> 00:27:02,583
可以嗎？
514
00:27:03,041 --> 00:27:04,750
可以？那我吃了
515
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,583
我現在打算設計一個麻將游戲
516
00:27:07,666 --> 00:27:10,333
裡面有廣東牌、台灣牌、美國牌
517
00:27:10,416 --> 00:27:12,041
菲律賓牌等所有的麻將
518
00:27:12,125 --> 00:27:14,833
所以我想請大師你幫忙做顧問
519
00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:16,291
大師，你…
520
00:27:17,666 --> 00:27:18,541
堂堂一個男子漢
521
00:27:18,625 --> 00:27:20,125
腳怎麼這麼小？
522
00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:22,458
-有沒有帶現金？
-有，當然有
523
00:27:22,666 --> 00:27:23,541
卡呢？
524
00:27:24,541 --> 00:27:26,333
-有七張
-沒刷爆吧？
525
00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:28,625
還沒刷爆的，麻將大師
526
00:27:36,208 --> 00:27:37,208
喂？
527
00:27:39,041 --> 00:27:40,000
各就各位！
528
00:27:44,916 --> 00:27:45,916
兒子
529
00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:49,958
這傢伙運氣很好，很會自摸的呢
530
00:27:52,666 --> 00:27:54,916
你先隨便摸個十三張讓我看看吧
531
00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:05,583
開工吧
532
00:28:27,541 --> 00:28:29,291
我懂了，書包，拍肩膀
533
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:31,041
紅內褲是用來害人的
534
00:28:31,125 --> 00:28:33,041
讓對手輸錢，我先記下來
535
00:28:33,333 --> 00:28:34,208
擲骰子
536
00:28:38,041 --> 00:28:38,875
等等
537
00:28:39,583 --> 00:28:40,500
切牌
538
00:28:40,833 --> 00:28:42,083
要切牌？
539
00:28:42,541 --> 00:28:43,625
我又懂了
540
00:28:43,708 --> 00:28:45,416
切牌就是切開人家的好運
541
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:46,916
我先記下來
542
00:28:48,791 --> 00:28:49,625
我靠
543
00:28:50,041 --> 00:28:51,166
牌看起來不錯啊
544
00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:53,208
這一圈我先教你打台灣牌
545
00:28:53,291 --> 00:28:54,958
台灣牌跟廣東牌最大的不同就是
546
00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:57,208
台灣牌有16張
547
00:28:58,708 --> 00:29:00,125
對啊，那我不是少了嗎？
548
00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:02,125
小相公
549
00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:04,875
多好的牌也沒得和牌
550
00:29:06,333 --> 00:29:07,666
他上一把和什麼牌了？
551
00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:09,333
清一色筒子
552
00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:11,041
四筒
553
00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:13,083
吃
554
00:29:14,041 --> 00:29:15,416
清一色筒子
555
00:29:16,458 --> 00:29:17,291
給錢
556
00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:20,833
-現金，夠不夠？
-獨聽、門清
557
00:29:20,916 --> 00:29:21,791
打多大啊？
558
00:29:21,875 --> 00:29:24,500
-不夠？不夠就刷卡，來
-沒有字，沒有花，一條龍
559
00:29:24,583 --> 00:29:27,208
-要有誠意啊
-四歸一，三五番
560
00:29:33,208 --> 00:29:34,875
我靠，又拿到這麼漂亮的牌？
561
00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:36,291
漂亮妳也要罵啊？
562
00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:37,458
這一圈我們打日本麻將
563
00:29:37,541 --> 00:29:40,958
日本麻將跟我們廣東麻將一樣是13張
564
00:29:43,625 --> 00:29:45,250
對啊，那我不是多了？
565
00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:49,375
大相公，再好的牌也沒用，沒得和牌
566
00:29:49,666 --> 00:29:51,166
他第二把和什麼牌了？
567
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:54,458
大四喜，十八羅漢
568
00:29:56,250 --> 00:29:57,291
白板
569
00:29:57,875 --> 00:29:58,750
吃
570
00:30:00,291 --> 00:30:03,125
大四喜，十八羅漢，刷卡！
571
00:30:04,333 --> 00:30:05,708
他的卡全都刷爆了
572
00:30:05,791 --> 00:30:08,625
我有，我借給你吧，要算利息的
573
00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:10,083
他怎麼好像在騙人？
574
00:30:10,166 --> 00:30:11,625
你不要胡說八道
575
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,791
要有誠意…趕快記下招數啊
576
00:30:15,291 --> 00:30:17,583
對了，妳也要記下我跟妳借了多少錢
577
00:30:17,666 --> 00:30:18,625
好
578
00:30:21,291 --> 00:30:23,750
等等！這輪玩什麼牌？有幾張？
579
00:30:25,666 --> 00:30:27,250
美國牌
580
00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:29,000
13張
581
00:30:31,625 --> 00:30:32,583
我靠
582
00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:35,375
美國麻將最大特色就是可以換牌
583
00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:37,375
每家都可以換三張
584
00:30:50,333 --> 00:30:52,125
不會吧？
585
00:30:56,541 --> 00:30:59,333
莊家有權力要求再換一次
586
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:20,166
我無法呼吸，救命
587
00:31:20,625 --> 00:31:21,916
這鞋子不合穿
588
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,208
找人替他穿回去
589
00:31:23,875 --> 00:31:26,875
別脫我褲子，至少也給我留條內褲吧
590
00:31:28,833 --> 00:31:30,250
先生，不好意思
591
00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:31,166
你被人搶劫了嗎？
592
00:31:31,250 --> 00:31:32,500
不是，我剛才打麻將輸光了錢
593
00:31:32,583 --> 00:31:34,083
麻煩你能不能借11塊80仙給我坐車？
594
00:31:34,166 --> 00:31:36,500
-當然不可以啊，給你2塊好了
-謝謝
595
00:31:36,750 --> 00:31:38,041
你也真活該
596
00:31:38,291 --> 00:31:39,416
夠了，這裡有六塊
597
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:41,208
妳先搭車走吧，這裡真的很危險
598
00:31:41,375 --> 00:31:43,041
哪有人像你這麼老實的？
599
00:31:43,416 --> 00:31:44,750
見到人就說被搶
600
00:31:44,833 --> 00:31:46,083
見到太太就要說美女
601
00:31:46,166 --> 00:31:47,125
知道了嗎？
602
00:31:48,166 --> 00:31:50,000
不行，那不就是騙人嗎？
603
00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:51,541
違背良心的事我不做
604
00:31:51,958 --> 00:31:53,958
快上車吧…這裡很危險
605
00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:55,000
那你呢？
606
00:31:55,083 --> 00:31:56,875
等我跟人家借到9塊80仙
我就可以搭巴士回家了
607
00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:59,041
妳不用管我，快上車吧…
608
00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:00,291
司機先生，不好意思
609
00:32:00,375 --> 00:32:01,958
麻煩你關門，謝謝
610
00:32:03,125 --> 00:32:04,250
再見…
611
00:32:05,166 --> 00:32:07,666
我明天會準時上班的，再見
612
00:32:14,875 --> 00:32:16,125
先生，不好意思
613
00:32:16,208 --> 00:32:17,333
我剛剛打麻將輸光了錢
614
00:32:17,416 --> 00:32:18,625
能不能藉我9塊80仙給我搭車？
615
00:32:18,708 --> 00:32:20,583
-拜託你了
-喂…
616
00:32:21,416 --> 00:32:22,666
老闆娘，妳回來幹什麼？
617
00:32:22,791 --> 00:32:24,333
妳快點走，這裡很危險
618
00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:25,833
快走…
619
00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:28,250
拿去搭出租車吧
620
00:32:28,625 --> 00:32:29,833
妳怎麼會有錢啊？
621
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:31,708
明天不用上班了
622
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,791
為什麼不用上班，我做錯什麼了？
623
00:32:33,875 --> 00:32:35,166
根本就沒有這份工作
624
00:32:35,250 --> 00:32:36,791
是我跟他們串通起來騙你的
625
00:32:36,875 --> 00:32:38,541
為什麼要騙我？我很好騙嗎？
626
00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:41,416
坦白說，我騙了這麼久的人
你是最好騙的
627
00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:43,833
別傻了，哪有一個月20萬的工作？
628
00:32:43,916 --> 00:32:45,708
什麼沒有？我第一份工作真的有20萬
629
00:32:45,791 --> 00:32:47,416
我上一份工作還30萬呢
630
00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:48,916
那怎麼會搞成這副德性？
631
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,416
我怎麼會知道？我又沒有做錯事
632
00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:52,875
我只知道我自己買了房子
還有認識了妳
633
00:32:52,958 --> 00:32:55,583
你拿去吧，反正都是你自己的錢
634
00:32:58,125 --> 00:33:00,083
不好意思，小姐，我被人騙了
635
00:33:00,166 --> 00:33:02,625
-能不能藉9塊80仙給我坐車？拜託妳
-白痴，走開
636
00:33:02,708 --> 00:33:05,208
先生，不好意思，我被人騙了
能不能借9塊80仙給我坐車啊？
637
00:33:05,291 --> 00:33:06,750
-我沒錢，神經病
-拜託你了
638
00:33:07,375 --> 00:33:10,500
有沒有搞錯？這是什麼世界？
639
00:33:10,833 --> 00:33:12,666
說打麻將輸錢，人家還給個兩塊
640
00:33:12,833 --> 00:33:14,583
說被人騙，一毛錢都沒有
641
00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:17,208
我不求人了，我走路回家
642
00:33:19,625 --> 00:33:21,666
-你可是要過海的
-我游泳
643
00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:30,458
大少爺，稅務局的人來找你
644
00:33:33,958 --> 00:33:35,791
我是稅務主任，你是屋主嗎？
645
00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:37,958
妳怎麼跑到稅務局去了？
646
00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:40,875
-查你的稅啊
-也不用打扮成這樣吧？
647
00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:43,416
掃把頭並不是每個人都適合
648
00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:44,791
這個你不用管
649
00:33:45,375 --> 00:33:46,833
我現在懷疑你逃稅
650
00:33:46,916 --> 00:33:49,750
根據資料，你沒有工作但是卻住豪宅
651
00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:51,166
你的房子是租來還是買來的？
652
00:33:51,416 --> 00:33:53,041
租的，是妳幫我弄的
653
00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:54,958
不要說那麼多廢話，多少錢？
654
00:33:55,041 --> 00:33:56,791
不知道，由銀行自動轉帳的
655
00:33:56,875 --> 00:33:59,000
是258200塊
656
00:33:59,083 --> 00:34:01,125
你不查帳戶，銀行會多扣錢的
657
00:34:01,208 --> 00:34:02,666
我哪會這些東西？
658
00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:03,958
你老是愛理不理的
659
00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:06,333
還好我有時常幫你查看
660
00:34:07,083 --> 00:34:08,500
沙發新買的嗎？多少錢？
661
00:34:08,583 --> 00:34:09,625
九萬八千塊
662
00:34:09,875 --> 00:34:11,291
九萬八千塊？
663
00:34:11,375 --> 00:34:13,125
你可以不要老是這麼闊氣嗎？
664
00:34:13,208 --> 00:34:15,416
買家具時要跟人家講價
665
00:34:15,916 --> 00:34:17,416
我們那張情人椅呢？
666
00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:18,916
搬進我的房間了
667
00:34:20,541 --> 00:34:23,416
那我最喜歡的毛毛枕墊呢，你扔了？
668
00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:24,791
在這裡
669
00:34:24,958 --> 00:34:26,291
有沒有搞錯啊？
670
00:34:26,583 --> 00:34:28,958
你讓這虎姑婆坐我的枕墊？
671
00:34:29,041 --> 00:34:29,875
都坐臭了
672
00:34:30,041 --> 00:34:31,041
她是我媽
673
00:34:32,041 --> 00:34:34,833
伯母，妳好，我是詠琪
674
00:34:34,916 --> 00:34:36,333
我是德華的女朋友
675
00:34:36,541 --> 00:34:37,458
妳是我媳婦？
676
00:34:37,541 --> 00:34:39,875
-是啊…
-妳會不會打麻將？陪我打幾圈吧？
677
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,375
會啊…婆婆
678
00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:43,666
媳婦，妳可要讓讓我啊
679
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,166
我有老人癡呆症的
680
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,166
沒問題…
681
00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:47,791
喂，老規矩啊
682
00:34:47,916 --> 00:34:49,875
贏錢又不發脾氣，你就要娶我
683
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,125
這也行？
684
00:34:51,625 --> 00:34:52,958
你真的願意？
685
00:34:53,666 --> 00:34:55,291
她不耍個性的話，人還不錯的
686
00:34:55,458 --> 00:34:57,625
妳贏了錢就是我的媳婦了？
687
00:34:57,708 --> 00:34:59,250
那我給你喂牌
688
00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:00,500
謝謝婆婆
689
00:35:00,583 --> 00:35:01,708
一筒
690
00:35:03,041 --> 00:35:05,250
我喂，一筒
691
00:35:05,583 --> 00:35:07,291
-婆婆
-不對嗎？
692
00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:10,041
二筒
693
00:35:10,208 --> 00:35:12,333
我再喂，二筒
694
00:35:12,541 --> 00:35:13,375
婆婆！
695
00:35:13,458 --> 00:35:14,625
又不對嗎？
696
00:35:14,750 --> 00:35:15,833
妳這是在盯我牌
697
00:35:15,958 --> 00:35:17,416
不是，我是喂
698
00:35:17,750 --> 00:35:19,375
我打什麼妳打什麼，那就是盯牌
699
00:35:19,458 --> 00:35:21,333
不是，是喂
700
00:35:21,416 --> 00:35:24,541
妳要什麼我打什麼，這才叫做盯牌嘛
701
00:35:25,708 --> 00:35:26,875
那妳盯我牌吧
702
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,416
盯妳牌可是很缺德的
703
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:29,458
妳盯我牌吧
704
00:35:29,666 --> 00:35:30,583
一筒
705
00:35:32,250 --> 00:35:33,166
一筒
706
00:35:33,250 --> 00:35:34,125
婆婆！
707
00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:35,333
又不對了嗎？
708
00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:38,416
二筒
709
00:35:39,416 --> 00:35:41,333
-二筒
-婆婆！
710
00:35:41,666 --> 00:35:43,208
又不對嗎？
711
00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:44,875
妳這是在喂我
712
00:35:44,958 --> 00:35:45,875
是盯妳牌
713
00:35:45,958 --> 00:35:48,000
妳說，我要什麼妳打什麼
那才是叫盯牌嘛
714
00:35:48,208 --> 00:35:50,875
不是，妳要什麼我打什麼叫做喂
715
00:35:50,958 --> 00:35:53,291
妳打什麼我打什麼，才叫做盯牌
716
00:35:53,375 --> 00:35:54,791
妳會不會打麻將啊？
717
00:35:55,083 --> 00:35:57,500
婆婆，妳是真傻還是裝瘋？
718
00:35:57,583 --> 00:35:59,375
我當然是真傻啊
719
00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:01,541
我是個虎姑婆嘛
720
00:36:02,250 --> 00:36:03,666
婆婆，妳在耍什麼花樣啊？
721
00:36:03,750 --> 00:36:04,833
妳不要叫我婆婆！
722
00:36:04,916 --> 00:36:06,500
想要做我們家的媳婦？妳想得美！
723
00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:07,750
-五筒
-碰
724
00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:09,958
-七條
-碰
725
00:36:10,833 --> 00:36:12,291
碰，一條
726
00:36:12,666 --> 00:36:13,625
碰
727
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,083
我和牌了
728
00:36:21,125 --> 00:36:22,625
我跟妳拼了！
729
00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:33,833
-一筒
-碰！
730
00:36:34,750 --> 00:36:37,208
開槓！我要斷了妳的十三么
731
00:36:37,291 --> 00:36:38,541
-怕妳啊？
-一條
732
00:36:38,625 --> 00:36:40,166
好像有點火藥味啊
733
00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:42,250
婆媳間難免有些糾紛
734
00:36:44,375 --> 00:36:46,166
怎麼了？
735
00:36:48,416 --> 00:36:49,375
是誰翻的桌子？
736
00:36:51,833 --> 00:36:53,541
打麻將最沒品的就是翻桌子
737
00:36:53,625 --> 00:36:55,083
是誰翻的桌子？
738
00:36:58,500 --> 00:36:59,416
是誰翻的桌子？
739
00:37:00,583 --> 00:37:02,041
我們不想多事
740
00:37:02,166 --> 00:37:03,750
說吧，是誰翻的桌子？
741
00:37:09,083 --> 00:37:10,500
我沒有發脾氣
742
00:37:10,666 --> 00:37:13,000
我剛才只是覺得頭有點痛
743
00:37:13,125 --> 00:37:15,708
就把手這樣支著頭，靠在桌子上
744
00:37:15,791 --> 00:37:18,458
沒有想到這力量一集中
745
00:37:18,541 --> 00:37:20,916
然後這桌子不曉的怎麼就翻了
746
00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:28,000
怎麼會從這邊轉著轉著
747
00:37:28,083 --> 00:37:29,541
轉到那邊去了呢？
748
00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:31,791
一定是風太大了
749
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,541
不會吧，會不會有那個東西啊？
750
00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:41,666
算了
751
00:37:42,750 --> 00:37:43,916
算了
752
00:37:54,125 --> 00:37:55,791
我不拿走這個，可以嗎？
753
00:37:56,166 --> 00:37:57,083
放著吧
754
00:38:00,375 --> 00:38:02,125
可是不可以給別人用
755
00:38:02,375 --> 00:38:03,375
好
756
00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:08,500
大家多贏一點
757
00:38:10,041 --> 00:38:11,125
大家繼續玩
758
00:38:11,708 --> 00:38:13,791
媽，打麻將了
759
00:38:16,625 --> 00:38:18,625
媽，妳要手下留情啊
760
00:38:46,708 --> 00:38:47,833
只是打個牌而已
761
00:38:48,250 --> 00:38:50,000
何必要人家輸得剩條內褲呢？
762
00:38:50,083 --> 00:38:51,958
留點錢讓人搭車也好啊
763
00:38:52,291 --> 00:38:54,208
關我屁事？
764
00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:55,583
多那幾塊錢
765
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:58,875
我拿去買串魚丸吃我也高興
766
00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:08,333
-怎麼打？
-一把定輸贏
767
00:39:08,416 --> 00:39:09,250
打什麼？
768
00:39:09,333 --> 00:39:12,125
我弟弟打美國麻將輸了
我就跟你玩這個
769
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:13,916
好
770
00:39:16,875 --> 00:39:18,416
我最喜歡做莊
771
00:39:19,166 --> 00:39:20,625
做莊未必是好事
772
00:39:42,041 --> 00:39:43,083
換牌
773
00:40:05,416 --> 00:40:06,416
莊家打麻將
774
00:40:07,541 --> 00:40:09,083
都說了做莊未必是好事
775
00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:11,458
不過莊家有權要求多換一次牌
776
00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:13,833
做莊有做莊的好處
777
00:40:13,916 --> 00:40:15,208
來，換牌
778
00:40:35,666 --> 00:40:36,541
對不起
779
00:40:41,666 --> 00:40:44,208
我都說了做莊未必是好事，打一張吧
780
00:40:54,625 --> 00:40:55,500
九筒
781
00:40:56,875 --> 00:40:57,708
九筒
782
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:00,375
一筒
783
00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:01,916
九筒
784
00:41:03,375 --> 00:41:04,375
九條
785
00:41:08,625 --> 00:41:09,625
九筒
786
00:41:10,583 --> 00:41:12,500
對不起，絕張
787
00:41:14,666 --> 00:41:17,125
我還可以轉牌的啊
788
00:41:24,666 --> 00:41:25,583
-東
-槓
789
00:41:27,666 --> 00:41:29,083
-南
-槓
790
00:41:30,458 --> 00:41:31,958
-西
-槓
791
00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:34,791
-槓死你好了！
-槓
792
00:42:03,958 --> 00:42:06,250
我不和牌也不要打給你
793
00:42:09,916 --> 00:42:11,083
一萬
794
00:42:32,166 --> 00:42:33,541
大家都沒得吃了
795
00:42:34,583 --> 00:42:36,708
我怎麼摸了三張四筒呢？
796
00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:38,875
你怎麼吃呢？
797
00:42:40,041 --> 00:42:41,583
對不起…
798
00:42:48,708 --> 00:42:49,666
又是四筒？
799
00:42:50,208 --> 00:42:52,541
五張四筒？你出老千！
800
00:42:53,333 --> 00:42:56,583
等一下你就知道了，還打不打？
801
00:42:57,666 --> 00:42:58,541
打四筒
802
00:42:58,625 --> 00:42:59,958
放炮的話，我得全數負責呢
803
00:43:00,083 --> 00:43:01,458
如果他手上那張是四筒的話
804
00:43:01,541 --> 00:43:03,333
我就砍了他的手
805
00:43:26,833 --> 00:43:28,791
自摸，海底撈月
806
00:43:31,041 --> 00:43:32,166
十八羅漢
807
00:43:33,458 --> 00:43:34,291
大四喜
808
00:43:36,208 --> 00:43:39,375
太好了…拿刀來…
809
00:43:40,541 --> 00:43:43,166
小子，你會不會打麻將？
810
00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:45,875
四筒跟五筒加在一起是不能成將啊
811
00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:48,250
我這張是五筒扮四筒
812
00:43:48,625 --> 00:43:50,916
只是在五筒中間粘了一粒飯
813
00:44:07,625 --> 00:44:09,666
無緣無故
814
00:44:11,833 --> 00:44:13,625
從哪找來的飯啊？
815
00:44:19,250 --> 00:44:20,750
居然還是熱的
816
00:44:21,625 --> 00:44:24,083
這麼大的酒樓，找粒飯有什麼難的？
817
00:44:24,458 --> 00:44:26,250
你自己就是個飯桶啊
818
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,666
穿紅色內褲有用嗎？
819
00:44:42,833 --> 00:44:43,875
今天沒用
820
00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:46,708
來，給你十塊去搭車吧
821
00:44:46,791 --> 00:44:47,750
我住在附近而已
822
00:44:48,458 --> 00:44:49,583
買串魚丸吃嘛
823
00:44:51,666 --> 00:44:53,666
褲子還給你，謝謝
824
00:45:00,125 --> 00:45:04,541
果然是一代宗師，受人景仰
825
00:45:11,416 --> 00:45:12,375
你幹什麼？
826
00:45:14,166 --> 00:45:15,333
看這裡
827
00:45:15,583 --> 00:45:17,208
宗師你個頭
828
00:45:31,416 --> 00:45:33,541
算了，兒子
829
00:45:34,125 --> 00:45:36,625
褲子都拉破了，穿不了了
830
00:45:37,708 --> 00:45:38,750
撤！
831
00:45:48,541 --> 00:45:50,166
我從來沒見過一個人
832
00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:53,291
打麻將打得他那樣出神入化
833
00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:54,958
能學到他一點點我們就發財了
834
00:45:55,041 --> 00:45:56,333
那我是不是應該拜他為師？
835
00:45:56,416 --> 00:45:59,250
早點說的話，我就不打他了嘛
836
00:45:59,541 --> 00:46:01,208
這是完全兩回事
837
00:46:01,291 --> 00:46:04,458
一代宗師會明白，他不會介意
838
00:46:04,541 --> 00:46:08,125
兒子，你的脾氣真的要改了
839
00:46:08,208 --> 00:46:11,500
以後要先想清楚之後再打人
840
00:46:12,125 --> 00:46:13,750
知道了
841
00:46:17,583 --> 00:46:20,041
你們能不能把錢還給那個傻瓜？
842
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,250
不好意思
843
00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:34,833
錢拿不回來
844
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,041
只幫你拿回了褲子
845
00:46:40,208 --> 00:46:41,250
你在算什麼？
846
00:46:42,416 --> 00:46:43,583
沒有啊，算一算欠你多少錢
847
00:46:43,666 --> 00:46:45,125
開張欠單給你嘛
848
00:46:45,333 --> 00:46:46,916
都是兄弟，不用算了
849
00:46:47,041 --> 00:46:48,333
不行，我吃你的住你的
850
00:46:48,416 --> 00:46:49,875
算清楚點比較好
851
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,166
要不要算利息？
852
00:46:51,250 --> 00:46:52,833
我算過了，優惠利率加二可以嗎？
853
00:46:53,208 --> 00:46:54,291
神經病
854
00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:59,375
兒子，這瓶過期的果汁好好喝
855
00:46:59,708 --> 00:47:01,083
好喝就多喝一瓶吧
856
00:47:01,875 --> 00:47:03,625
不然加三也可以
857
00:47:03,750 --> 00:47:05,666
要不要再算上這瓶果汁
858
00:47:05,791 --> 00:47:07,041
我們都有責任照顧媽
859
00:47:07,208 --> 00:47:09,916
我算過了，她下午就開始喝了
到現在已經喝了三瓶
860
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,583
你看，我已經記下她喝過些什麼了
861
00:47:11,666 --> 00:47:12,625
有1982年的拉菲
862
00:47:12,708 --> 00:47:13,708
1990年的木桐
863
00:47:13,791 --> 00:47:15,291
-還有1982年的瑪歌
-神經病
864
00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:17,666
二少爺…有人找你
865
00:47:18,958 --> 00:47:19,875
你好
866
00:47:27,666 --> 00:47:28,500
幹什麼？
867
00:47:29,458 --> 00:47:31,833
那些錢我沒辦法拿回來
868
00:47:31,916 --> 00:47:33,958
我只能把我那份還給你
869
00:47:34,083 --> 00:47:35,333
本來會多一點的
870
00:47:35,416 --> 00:47:38,416
可是我下午逛街買了好多東西
871
00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:40,833
幸好沒有買那個名牌手提袋
872
00:47:40,916 --> 00:47:42,916
不然的話，就只剩下100塊了
873
00:47:43,875 --> 00:47:47,833
售貨員說那個手提袋只剩最後一個
874
00:47:51,458 --> 00:47:53,750
-等妳有錢再還給我好了
-好
875
00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:56,750
這麼久沒有看到乾妹妹
876
00:47:56,833 --> 00:47:58,083
不是上次打了她
877
00:47:58,166 --> 00:47:59,500
所以她就生我的氣吧？
878
00:47:59,583 --> 00:48:01,791
你乾妹妹在跟別人約會呢
879
00:48:02,750 --> 00:48:03,958
她也有人要？
880
00:48:04,625 --> 00:48:06,250
她挺好的
881
00:48:07,916 --> 00:48:10,000
她有什麼好的？
882
00:48:10,916 --> 00:48:13,958
-這些橙都不新鮮
-笑口常開，旺夫益子
883
00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:18,125
老爸，我突然覺得我很愛乾妹妹
884
00:48:18,375 --> 00:48:20,708
你怎麼搞的？每次都這樣
885
00:48:20,833 --> 00:48:22,541
沒人搶了，你就不要
886
00:48:22,708 --> 00:48:24,833
有人要了，你就要去爭
887
00:48:26,125 --> 00:48:27,666
東西買了就走吧
888
00:48:27,916 --> 00:48:29,291
我要吃水果！
889
00:48:29,375 --> 00:48:30,583
那你想吃什麼水果？
890
00:48:30,666 --> 00:48:32,750
不知道，反正我就要吃水果！
891
00:48:33,250 --> 00:48:35,916
買根甘蔗回去吃吧，可以降火氣
892
00:48:36,416 --> 00:48:37,625
像你們這種賣不掉的甘蔗
893
00:48:37,708 --> 00:48:40,166
我才不要吃，好嗎？
894
00:48:40,958 --> 00:48:42,458
老闆，甘蔗怎麼賣？
895
00:48:58,250 --> 00:49:02,541
哥，你是如何從賭鬼
變成麻將大俠的？
896
00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:05,666
那天我離開家後
897
00:49:06,291 --> 00:49:08,041
流落街頭，徬徨無措的時候
898
00:49:08,125 --> 00:49:09,833
我遇到了觀音菩薩
899
00:49:10,291 --> 00:49:11,458
她點化了我
900
00:49:12,458 --> 00:49:13,625
真的嗎？
901
00:49:14,166 --> 00:49:15,666
不過我也猜得到
902
00:49:15,750 --> 00:49:18,500
不是觀音菩薩就是黃大仙
903
00:49:25,041 --> 00:49:26,583
老弟，你相信我說的嗎？
904
00:49:27,041 --> 00:49:30,583
-大哥，你真的以為我會相信？
-臭小子
905
00:49:32,041 --> 00:49:33,750
你快說實話吧
906
00:49:35,458 --> 00:49:37,458
曾經有人問我什麼是菩薩
907
00:49:38,041 --> 00:49:40,208
其實就是當你霉運當頭的時候
908
00:49:40,625 --> 00:49:41,625
扶你一把的人
909
00:49:41,708 --> 00:49:43,375
看你還敢不敢賭
910
00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:53,875
你怎麼樣了？
911
00:50:05,458 --> 00:50:07,333
我們就是這樣開始的
912
00:50:07,791 --> 00:50:09,000
她對我很好
913
00:50:09,791 --> 00:50:11,250
我輸到沒錢吃飯
914
00:50:11,791 --> 00:50:13,500
她就把她的飯盒給我吃
915
00:50:14,458 --> 00:50:16,666
-而且每天都有不同的菜
-明天想吃什麼？
916
00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:17,750
鹹魚肉餅
917
00:50:18,333 --> 00:50:19,375
好，沒問題
918
00:50:19,583 --> 00:50:20,625
可是過沒多久
919
00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:23,125
我發現她的人品有問題
920
00:50:23,791 --> 00:50:26,625
回去跟你媽說明天吃鹹魚肉餅
知不知道？
921
00:50:26,791 --> 00:50:27,625
知道了
922
00:50:27,833 --> 00:50:29,416
但她真的很愛我
923
00:50:30,333 --> 00:50:31,166
很為我著想
924
00:50:31,250 --> 00:50:32,250
走開
925
00:50:34,041 --> 00:50:36,166
走開…
926
00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:38,125
借過…
927
00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:45,291
借到了，你發財了！
928
00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:47,458
觀世音菩薩借了二億給你啊
929
00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:50,541
（二億）
930
00:50:53,416 --> 00:50:54,750
從那個時候開始
931
00:50:54,833 --> 00:50:56,291
我的牌越摸越順
932
00:50:56,916 --> 00:50:58,458
摸得越順，牌品就越好
933
00:50:58,750 --> 00:51:00,375
牌品越好，牌就越好
934
00:51:01,083 --> 00:51:02,958
紅中，發財，白板
935
00:51:03,666 --> 00:51:06,375
也很夠朋友
在我有需要的時候，就會馬上出現
936
00:51:06,916 --> 00:51:09,125
東南西北，八張花
937
00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:12,291
順風正位就來，不順風正位就不來
938
00:51:13,166 --> 00:51:14,291
他們真夠義氣
939
00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:22,375
媽？
940
00:51:22,750 --> 00:51:24,000
後來怎麼樣了？
941
00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:27,125
我自己好了
942
00:51:27,708 --> 00:51:28,916
我也希望她變好
943
00:51:29,666 --> 00:51:31,791
於是我送她到國外讀書
944
00:51:32,333 --> 00:51:34,916
她書讀得很好，很有天份
945
00:51:35,416 --> 00:51:37,250
-不過還是品行不良
-你這混蛋，回去跟你媽媽說
946
00:51:37,333 --> 00:51:39,041
你明天想吃披薩
947
00:51:40,708 --> 00:51:42,250
她回到香港後
948
00:51:42,875 --> 00:51:44,875
我們就一直糾纏不清
949
00:51:46,125 --> 00:51:50,625
擾擾嚷嚷，分分合合
950
00:51:52,541 --> 00:51:54,291
兜兜轉轉
951
00:51:56,958 --> 00:51:59,500
大家都一樣，想問卻又睡著了
952
00:52:04,416 --> 00:52:06,000
她已經改了很多
953
00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:10,458
快了…
954
00:52:21,625 --> 00:52:23,458
妳在幹什麼啊？
955
00:52:24,791 --> 00:52:26,041
是你叫我變的
956
00:52:26,125 --> 00:52:27,625
我不是要妳這個樣子
957
00:52:27,833 --> 00:52:29,875
以前身材勻稱不是很好看嗎？
958
00:52:29,958 --> 00:52:31,000
現在這個樣子
959
00:52:31,083 --> 00:52:33,625
頭重腳輕，站都站不穩
960
00:52:34,208 --> 00:52:35,166
妳怎麼了？
961
00:52:36,125 --> 00:52:37,583
站不穩摔跤了
962
00:52:38,291 --> 00:52:39,208
妳真是的
963
00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:41,916
大少爺…不得了，有人來砸場子
964
00:52:45,291 --> 00:52:46,166
喂
965
00:52:46,250 --> 00:52:47,166
我來找你
966
00:52:47,458 --> 00:52:48,750
你來幹什麼？
967
00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:50,708
我來拜你為師
968
00:52:54,708 --> 00:52:56,416
拜師是你這種態度的嗎？
969
00:52:57,708 --> 00:53:00,041
那你說，應該什麼態度？
970
00:53:00,666 --> 00:53:02,500
起碼也要送包橙子吧
971
00:53:03,500 --> 00:53:06,333
你想吃橙子嗎？那我買給你吧
972
00:53:06,833 --> 00:53:07,708
不用了
973
00:53:09,041 --> 00:53:09,916
四圈
974
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,833
贏牌且不發脾氣的話，我就收你為徒
975
00:53:11,916 --> 00:53:13,000
-師父
-等一等
976
00:53:13,083 --> 00:53:14,041
還有娶妳做老婆
977
00:53:14,166 --> 00:53:15,291
-老公
-別急
978
00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:16,375
來
979
00:53:22,208 --> 00:53:25,000
我也可以泡師母嘛
980
00:53:28,208 --> 00:53:29,708
吃，自摸
981
00:53:29,791 --> 00:53:32,250
大家都一樣，給錢
982
00:53:32,333 --> 00:53:33,750
-給你看醫…
-給你看醫…
983
00:53:34,875 --> 00:53:36,000
我媽幾十歲了
984
00:53:37,583 --> 00:53:38,958
伯母，請妳喝茶
985
00:53:39,416 --> 00:53:40,875
伯母，給妳買糖果吃
986
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,583
你們倆的牌品真好
987
00:53:44,666 --> 00:53:46,541
媳婦，我喂牌給妳吧
988
00:53:46,666 --> 00:53:47,833
伯母，不要了吧
989
00:53:47,958 --> 00:53:48,833
來吧
990
00:53:48,916 --> 00:53:50,416
-四萬
-碰
991
00:53:50,750 --> 00:53:52,041
謝謝伯母
992
00:53:52,125 --> 00:53:54,625
叫我婆婆，我最喜歡妳了
993
00:53:54,708 --> 00:53:57,166
上次有個胸部小的掃把頭
994
00:53:57,250 --> 00:54:00,541
沒有禮貌，還叫我什麼虎姑婆
995
00:54:00,750 --> 00:54:01,625
七萬
996
00:54:02,125 --> 00:54:03,000
我吃了！
997
00:54:04,416 --> 00:54:06,208
-一萬
-吃
998
00:54:06,875 --> 00:54:08,166
好
999
00:54:08,250 --> 00:54:09,125
八條
1000
00:54:09,291 --> 00:54:10,708
-吃
-吃
1001
00:54:19,875 --> 00:54:20,875
最後一把了
1002
00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:22,625
你贏了多少？我贏了兩倍
1003
00:54:22,916 --> 00:54:23,958
我也差不多
1004
00:54:24,041 --> 00:54:26,625
只要這次不出十三么，我們就贏定了
1005
00:54:26,791 --> 00:54:27,750
好！
1006
00:54:37,583 --> 00:54:40,083
兒子快打，你是莊家啊
1007
00:54:52,333 --> 00:54:54,583
你該不會是天糊吧？
1008
00:54:56,291 --> 00:54:58,458
你不是天糊十三么吧？
1009
00:55:00,083 --> 00:55:02,291
-不是，哪有那麼容易？
-東
1010
00:55:09,083 --> 00:55:10,041
南
1011
00:55:14,625 --> 00:55:15,583
西
1012
00:55:52,875 --> 00:55:55,750
朋友，你搞什麼？
1013
00:56:04,291 --> 00:56:05,250
東
1014
00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:01,250
一筒
1015
00:57:04,083 --> 00:57:06,000
你該不會是海底撈月吧？
1016
00:57:06,083 --> 00:57:08,166
你不會是海底撈月十三么吧？
1017
00:57:09,166 --> 00:57:10,083
不好意思
1018
00:57:10,875 --> 00:57:12,958
這是天意，我還是不能娶妳
1019
00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:17,166
師父，你出老千
1020
00:57:17,250 --> 00:57:19,208
兒子，你怎麼這樣耍人家？
1021
00:57:19,291 --> 00:57:20,458
我沒有
1022
00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:22,666
是我的老友不贊成
1023
00:57:22,750 --> 00:57:24,875
你一下說是老友，一下又說是天意
1024
00:57:24,958 --> 00:57:26,625
-你到底想不想娶我？
-想
1025
00:57:26,708 --> 00:57:28,000
想就現在娶啊
1026
00:57:31,458 --> 00:57:32,750
好像還不到時候
1027
00:57:35,375 --> 00:57:37,166
你撒謊！
1028
00:57:37,625 --> 00:57:40,333
這麼多年來
你根本就沒有想過要娶我
1029
00:57:40,458 --> 00:57:42,375
你只是把我當個傻瓜！
1030
00:57:42,833 --> 00:57:44,500
我不是說了還不到時候嗎？
1031
00:57:45,625 --> 00:57:46,875
妳看看妳現在的樣子
1032
00:57:47,291 --> 00:57:49,250
你當然這麼說了
1033
00:57:49,416 --> 00:57:51,041
你每一次都是摸好牌
1034
00:57:51,166 --> 00:57:53,500
你要什麼牌就有什麼牌
1035
00:57:53,583 --> 00:57:55,000
你當然會這麼說了！
1036
00:57:55,166 --> 00:57:56,500
那件事與這無關
1037
00:57:57,041 --> 00:57:59,000
不管好牌爛牌，我都還是一樣打
1038
00:58:01,583 --> 00:58:02,458
好
1039
00:58:05,708 --> 00:58:09,083
我祝你以後每一次都摸爛牌
1040
00:58:09,583 --> 00:58:11,791
心裡想要什麼就沒有什麼牌
1041
00:58:12,416 --> 00:58:14,250
放炮，包牌
1042
00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:16,375
和牌變詐和
1043
00:58:17,041 --> 00:58:19,833
求上不得，求碰不能
1044
00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:21,833
一次就輸個清光
1045
00:58:22,083 --> 00:58:23,875
永無翻本之日
1046
00:58:36,625 --> 00:58:37,625
不要哭
1047
00:58:38,791 --> 00:58:41,833
不要為這種愛情騙子
留下任何一滴淚，我們走
1048
00:58:45,583 --> 00:58:47,041
麻將大俠
1049
00:58:47,416 --> 00:58:48,791
我呸！
1050
00:58:49,166 --> 00:58:50,000
走
1051
00:58:52,083 --> 00:58:53,666
我也看不下去了
1052
00:58:53,833 --> 00:58:55,583
我去開瓶果汁來喝
1053
00:59:02,291 --> 00:59:03,916
好大一股怨氣
1054
00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:07,666
吃，給錢！
1055
00:59:07,875 --> 00:59:09,458
你是不是有毛病？
1056
00:59:10,250 --> 00:59:11,583
拿去看醫生
1057
00:59:11,708 --> 00:59:13,291
不行，不夠毒
1058
00:59:13,375 --> 00:59:15,250
給你兒子看醫生
1059
00:59:17,083 --> 00:59:18,708
-給你全家看醫生！
-好
1060
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,833
-好！
-好！
1061
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:23,875
這麼爛
1062
00:59:23,958 --> 00:59:25,291
那就推掉重洗啊
1063
00:59:25,666 --> 00:59:28,333
重來，謝謝
1064
00:59:29,541 --> 00:59:30,416
一筒
1065
00:59:30,916 --> 00:59:33,541
-和牌了！
-截和！
1066
00:59:34,041 --> 00:59:35,083
截和！
1067
00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:38,291
你有沒有搞錯？你竟敢截和？
1068
00:59:38,625 --> 00:59:40,166
-就是啊
-有沒有搞錯？
1069
00:59:40,250 --> 00:59:41,708
推他下海！
1070
00:59:41,791 --> 00:59:43,666
-真的可以嗎？
-可以，他只是個手下而已
1071
00:59:43,750 --> 00:59:44,708
來吧
1072
00:59:48,583 --> 00:59:50,875
有沒有搞錯？竟敢扣起我的牌？
1073
00:59:51,375 --> 00:59:52,208
去！
1074
00:59:53,291 --> 00:59:55,833
有沒有搞錯？我做什麼，你做什麼？
1075
01:00:02,083 --> 01:00:03,000
跳的好啊
1076
01:00:06,791 --> 01:00:07,625
喂
1077
01:00:08,083 --> 01:00:09,750
我什麼都沒做過
1078
01:00:09,833 --> 01:00:12,291
她玩得這麼高興，你就讓著她吧
1079
01:00:12,500 --> 01:00:13,791
兒子，這樣不好吧
1080
01:00:14,083 --> 01:00:15,208
我是你的老爸
1081
01:00:15,291 --> 01:00:16,416
我孝順你這麼多年了
1082
01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:18,291
你也想討個好媳婦的，對吧？
1083
01:00:18,375 --> 01:00:19,333
真討厭
1084
01:00:19,416 --> 01:00:21,958
-快點吧，老爸，你最有效果了
-快點
1085
01:00:22,041 --> 01:00:24,500
-快點
-快跳吧
1086
01:00:24,958 --> 01:00:29,416
-20、40、50、100
-喂
1087
01:00:30,166 --> 01:00:31,125
對不起
1088
01:00:49,666 --> 01:00:51,000
-一筒
-不要吃！
1089
01:00:51,375 --> 01:00:52,625
吃了妳就完了
1090
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,125
吃吧
1091
01:00:54,583 --> 01:00:55,708
為什麼不吃？
1092
01:00:56,083 --> 01:00:57,333
我的師奶朋友告訴我
1093
01:00:57,416 --> 01:00:59,333
祖堯村出現了一個大胸的女騙子
1094
01:00:59,416 --> 01:01:01,083
-我多希望那個人不是妳
-關你什麼事？
1095
01:01:01,166 --> 01:01:02,333
我的事情不用你管
1096
01:01:02,416 --> 01:01:04,666
妳要是和了這把牌就永遠抬不起頭來
1097
01:01:04,750 --> 01:01:05,875
吃給他看，十三幺
1098
01:01:05,958 --> 01:01:07,291
小子，給錢！
1099
01:01:09,125 --> 01:01:10,250
我錢不夠
1100
01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:11,375
你先走吧
1101
01:01:49,333 --> 01:01:52,041
兒子，上次的那粒飯…
1102
01:01:52,333 --> 01:01:53,625
不要說！
1103
01:01:56,625 --> 01:01:59,333
我今天倒要看看他有多神通廣大
1104
01:02:05,333 --> 01:02:06,250
幫我摸
1105
01:02:28,791 --> 01:02:29,625
九萬
1106
01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:43,750
六萬
1107
01:02:52,083 --> 01:02:52,958
九條
1108
01:03:19,666 --> 01:03:20,500
九萬
1109
01:03:21,083 --> 01:03:21,916
吃！
1110
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,166
混一色，對對和
1111
01:03:39,666 --> 01:03:41,083
-槓
-搶暗槓
1112
01:03:42,125 --> 01:03:43,208
十三幺
1113
01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:52,916
我去倒杯茶
1114
01:03:57,583 --> 01:03:58,458
一筒
1115
01:03:58,541 --> 01:03:59,375
吃！
1116
01:03:59,458 --> 01:04:00,375
-地糊
-地糊
1117
01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:02,208
一炮三響
1118
01:04:06,166 --> 01:04:07,416
不要打了
1119
01:04:10,083 --> 01:04:11,125
不要打了
1120
01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:14,666
北風尾，最後一輪了
1121
01:04:15,458 --> 01:04:16,666
真的不要打了
1122
01:04:16,958 --> 01:04:18,750
說好了打四圈就要打四圈
1123
01:04:29,250 --> 01:04:31,291
老朋友，你們都到哪去了？
1124
01:05:08,583 --> 01:05:10,250
-一台
-花
1125
01:05:10,875 --> 01:05:12,125
六張了
1126
01:05:12,750 --> 01:05:13,583
花
1127
01:05:17,583 --> 01:05:20,166
七張了…
1128
01:05:22,291 --> 01:05:23,208
花
1129
01:05:23,625 --> 01:05:25,416
兩台花，八張
1130
01:05:35,250 --> 01:05:36,625
全自碰啊
1131
01:05:38,791 --> 01:05:40,666
我看你這把怎麼死
1132
01:05:40,833 --> 01:05:41,875
幾番？
1133
01:05:42,500 --> 01:05:43,958
-大四喜
-40番
1134
01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:05,375
嚇死我了！
1135
01:06:05,666 --> 01:06:07,875
嚇死我了！
1136
01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:09,625
他剛才一句話都不吭
1137
01:06:09,708 --> 01:06:12,208
如果這把被他贏了40番
1138
01:06:12,291 --> 01:06:13,833
那我不就糟了
1139
01:06:13,916 --> 01:06:16,208
老爸…
1140
01:06:16,291 --> 01:06:17,583
還好我吃了
1141
01:06:17,708 --> 01:06:19,291
沒事了…
1142
01:06:19,375 --> 01:06:20,875
-沒事了
-嚇死我了
1143
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,291
看看他什麼牌
1144
01:06:23,166 --> 01:06:24,833
沒想到他的牌由頭到尾都這麼爛
1145
01:06:24,916 --> 01:06:26,000
真不知道他在想些什麼
1146
01:06:26,083 --> 01:06:28,625
麻將大俠要倒大霉了
1147
01:06:31,666 --> 01:06:33,291
不好意思，我們是破產管理員
1148
01:06:33,625 --> 01:06:35,583
大少爺！
1149
01:06:36,125 --> 01:06:36,958
幹什麼？
1150
01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:41,666
又是你？
1151
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:42,958
是啊，這麼巧
1152
01:06:43,041 --> 01:06:45,041
真是不好意思，三次都是我封的
1153
01:06:47,250 --> 01:06:49,291
沒關係…請隨便
1154
01:06:49,375 --> 01:06:50,291
幹活
1155
01:06:53,875 --> 01:06:56,750
大少爺…有人來看房子
1156
01:07:03,541 --> 01:07:04,750
你們也太快了吧？
1157
01:07:05,041 --> 01:07:06,833
要是你跑了，我們怎麼辦？
1158
01:07:06,916 --> 01:07:08,333
所以就趕緊過來看看
1159
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,000
那好不好看？
1160
01:07:10,458 --> 01:07:12,541
看到你落魄挺好看的
1161
01:07:13,208 --> 01:07:14,125
-來了
-幹什麼？
1162
01:07:14,208 --> 01:07:15,166
打
1163
01:07:28,916 --> 01:07:29,833
不好意思…
1164
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,083
這裡已經被查封了
1165
01:07:31,166 --> 01:07:33,000
請把手上的椅子放下來
1166
01:07:34,375 --> 01:07:36,875
-對不起
-現在我打算租這裡
1167
01:07:36,958 --> 01:07:39,083
這裡空氣好，又夠清靜
1168
01:07:39,166 --> 01:07:42,416
望著大海，四周無人，又很美麗
1169
01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:44,875
最重要的是…
1170
01:07:44,958 --> 01:07:46,208
這裡是你的
1171
01:07:46,625 --> 01:07:48,541
你的房子已被查封，請你立刻離開
1172
01:07:48,625 --> 01:07:50,375
所有的東西都不准帶走
1173
01:07:53,708 --> 01:07:56,750
想回來這裡？不要做白日夢了
1174
01:07:56,958 --> 01:07:58,833
睡天橋下吧
1175
01:07:59,166 --> 01:08:02,083
大少爺…有封信忘了交給你了
1176
01:08:09,166 --> 01:08:10,958
好，好運還沒跑光！
1177
01:08:12,041 --> 01:08:13,875
好，好運還沒跑光！
1178
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,958
好，好運還沒跑光！
1179
01:08:16,125 --> 01:08:18,041
兒子，信裡頭說什麼？
1180
01:08:18,125 --> 01:08:19,375
媽，我們搬家吧
1181
01:08:19,458 --> 01:08:21,625
還沒有發財之前，我申請了國民住宅
1182
01:08:21,708 --> 01:08:23,125
等了十年，終於等到了
1183
01:08:23,208 --> 01:08:25,000
而且還是在牛頭角上村！
1184
01:08:25,083 --> 01:08:26,416
太棒了！
1185
01:08:26,500 --> 01:08:27,541
樓下有公交車站
1186
01:08:27,625 --> 01:08:28,791
走幾步就到地鐵站了
1187
01:08:28,875 --> 01:08:30,041
真是好得不得了
1188
01:08:30,125 --> 01:08:31,541
那我們不是會有很多街坊鄰舍？
1189
01:08:31,625 --> 01:08:34,083
-我最喜歡熱鬧了
-媽就不用怕風濕了
1190
01:08:34,166 --> 01:08:35,541
-快趕過去看怎樣裝修
-快點
1191
01:08:35,625 --> 01:08:36,541
-那就快走吧
-走！
1192
01:08:36,625 --> 01:08:40,208
好久都沒那麼幸運了
那以後就不用做那麼多活了
1193
01:08:40,291 --> 01:08:41,625
死要面子！
1194
01:08:46,375 --> 01:08:48,958
哥，我覺得你真樂觀
1195
01:08:49,541 --> 01:08:50,708
摸了幾年好牌
1196
01:08:50,791 --> 01:08:53,416
摸幾次爛牌有什麼關係？
1197
01:08:53,916 --> 01:08:55,625
總有一天會好起來的
1198
01:08:57,583 --> 01:08:59,166
你呢？找工作找得如何了？
1199
01:08:59,666 --> 01:09:00,916
不找了
1200
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:03,291
我打算跟采兒一起設計一個麻將游戲
1201
01:09:03,958 --> 01:09:05,375
好啊
1202
01:09:05,791 --> 01:09:06,916
不要擔心了
1203
01:09:08,125 --> 01:09:10,291
我只擔心媽會不習慣
1204
01:09:11,375 --> 01:09:12,958
媽怎麼會不習慣呢？
1205
01:09:13,083 --> 01:09:16,458
媽以前可是靠縫衣服做塑膠花
1206
01:09:16,541 --> 01:09:18,041
把你們養大的
1207
01:09:18,458 --> 01:09:20,791
早點睡吧，明天上學別遲到了
1208
01:09:20,875 --> 01:09:22,750
媽，開關在那兒
1209
01:09:29,875 --> 01:09:30,875
去哪裡？
1210
01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:32,208
大俠？
1211
01:09:33,250 --> 01:09:35,458
-婆婆
-你現在開出租車？
1212
01:09:35,541 --> 01:09:37,291
是啊，開出租車自由嘛
1213
01:09:37,583 --> 01:09:38,958
沒客人的時候就打麻將
1214
01:09:39,125 --> 01:09:40,708
最近手氣好點了嗎？
1215
01:09:40,875 --> 01:09:41,916
就快了
1216
01:09:42,083 --> 01:09:43,666
加油…
1217
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:44,875
好
1218
01:10:37,208 --> 01:10:38,291
妳怎麼進來的？
1219
01:10:38,708 --> 01:10:40,583
我破門而入的，反正也沒人嘛
1220
01:10:40,875 --> 01:10:42,083
又來幫我打掃？
1221
01:10:57,416 --> 01:10:59,875
反正看不見，不要管了
1222
01:10:59,958 --> 01:11:01,916
等過年前再一次打掃
1223
01:11:11,666 --> 01:11:13,083
我本來想放在垃圾房的
1224
01:11:13,166 --> 01:11:15,458
可是袋子破了，弄得到處都是
1225
01:11:15,541 --> 01:11:17,208
就先擱在這裡了
1226
01:11:18,875 --> 01:11:19,708
喂
1227
01:11:32,791 --> 01:11:34,458
我已經盡量把它給丟出去了
1228
01:11:34,541 --> 01:11:36,708
可是風一吹又把它給吹回來了
1229
01:11:36,791 --> 01:11:38,166
我幫你擦一擦吧
1230
01:11:38,416 --> 01:11:40,125
你不要這樣子嘛
1231
01:11:40,791 --> 01:11:42,083
你現在這樣是幹嘛啊？
1232
01:11:42,291 --> 01:11:43,583
人家打掃了一整天
1233
01:11:43,666 --> 01:11:45,208
你一點都不感激我
1234
01:11:45,541 --> 01:11:47,750
我在家裡連個碗都不用洗
1235
01:11:48,833 --> 01:11:50,750
現在又是我錯了嗎？
1236
01:11:50,875 --> 01:11:51,958
喂！
1237
01:11:52,750 --> 01:11:54,041
你這是什麼意思？
1238
01:11:54,666 --> 01:11:56,041
不吭一聲就要走了？
1239
01:12:10,208 --> 01:12:12,000
我跟那個黑金剛在拍拖
1240
01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:18,125
我跟那個黑金剛在拍拖
1241
01:12:18,208 --> 01:12:20,083
你不生氣嗎？你說句話啊
1242
01:12:20,833 --> 01:12:21,666
詠琪
1243
01:12:21,750 --> 01:12:23,416
你不要說了…
1244
01:12:24,458 --> 01:12:27,000
你每次一叫我的名字，只會說那句話
1245
01:12:28,125 --> 01:12:30,083
我想我們真的要分開一段時間
1246
01:12:30,916 --> 01:12:32,958
你不要再傷害我了
1247
01:12:33,375 --> 01:12:35,083
不要在耍我了，好不好？
1248
01:12:35,291 --> 01:12:37,291
我已經夠可憐的了
1249
01:12:38,416 --> 01:12:39,458
我做什麼都不對
1250
01:12:39,541 --> 01:12:40,833
改了你又不喜歡
1251
01:12:40,916 --> 01:12:43,250
做這樣也不對，做那樣也不對
1252
01:12:43,333 --> 01:12:45,250
你到底想怎麼樣？
1253
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:47,833
你到底愛不愛我？
1254
01:12:48,666 --> 01:12:50,250
有時候愛，有時候不愛
1255
01:12:50,625 --> 01:12:52,041
那什麼時候愛啊？
1256
01:12:52,416 --> 01:12:54,375
看妳為我哭得又慘又可憐
1257
01:12:55,041 --> 01:12:56,750
又幫我打掃，我怎麼能不感動？
1258
01:12:56,833 --> 01:12:58,083
這個時候就愛啊
1259
01:12:58,708 --> 01:13:00,208
那什麼時候不愛啊？
1260
01:13:01,208 --> 01:13:03,833
看到妳把擦過眼淚鼻涕的紙巾
丟出車外
1261
01:13:03,916 --> 01:13:06,708
從沙發底幫妳找出一大堆的垃圾
1262
01:13:06,791 --> 01:13:07,750
還有魚骨頭
1263
01:13:07,833 --> 01:13:09,708
招來螞蟻的時候，那個時候就不愛
1264
01:13:09,916 --> 01:13:10,791
我哪有？
1265
01:13:10,875 --> 01:13:12,458
魚骨頭我扔出窗外去了
1266
01:13:12,625 --> 01:13:14,041
扔出窗外也不好
1267
01:13:14,208 --> 01:13:15,250
那邊只是草地嘛
1268
01:13:15,333 --> 01:13:16,583
可是有人走啊
1269
01:13:16,875 --> 01:13:18,750
那我不扔出去，掃進沙發底
1270
01:13:18,833 --> 01:13:20,541
你又嫌髒又怕招螞蟻
1271
01:13:20,625 --> 01:13:23,458
妳可以把垃圾袋放進垃圾房去嘛
1272
01:13:23,750 --> 01:13:25,458
垃圾袋很容易破
1273
01:13:25,791 --> 01:13:27,041
可以用兩個啊
1274
01:13:27,125 --> 01:13:29,458
提著垃圾，不要用拖的啊
1275
01:13:29,541 --> 01:13:31,416
你這個人真挑剔
1276
01:13:31,625 --> 01:13:34,000
我當然很挑剔，找老婆可不能開玩笑
1277
01:13:34,083 --> 01:13:35,791
這可是一生一世的事
1278
01:13:39,375 --> 01:13:40,500
就算我人品好
1279
01:13:40,583 --> 01:13:43,000
我牌品不好，你一樣不喜歡我
1280
01:13:44,250 --> 01:13:46,458
人品好，牌品自然就會好
1281
01:13:50,083 --> 01:13:52,916
那我回去改過，你會等我的吧？
1282
01:14:01,291 --> 01:14:02,541
你現在去打麻將嗎？
1283
01:14:02,750 --> 01:14:04,208
-可以不去打
-不
1284
01:14:04,416 --> 01:14:05,833
我就是希望你去打麻將
1285
01:14:05,916 --> 01:14:08,541
我想在分開前再看你打一次牌
1286
01:14:09,375 --> 01:14:10,500
有什麼好看的？
1287
01:14:10,875 --> 01:14:11,875
好看
1288
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:14,833
你打麻將時的樣子好專業好酷的
1289
01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:25,125
靠，這麼爛的牌
1290
01:14:25,208 --> 01:14:27,416
沒關係，爛牌有爛牌的打法
1291
01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:28,458
打什麼？
1292
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:30,708
隨便，八條
1293
01:14:34,333 --> 01:14:37,666
牌回頭必有因，先留著
1294
01:14:40,666 --> 01:14:42,125
有沒有搞錯？
1295
01:14:42,708 --> 01:14:43,666
沒關係
1296
01:14:49,875 --> 01:14:51,791
快打啊…
1297
01:14:51,875 --> 01:14:54,166
慢慢打，不要緊張
1298
01:14:59,958 --> 01:15:00,833
碰
1299
01:15:02,625 --> 01:15:03,541
碰
1300
01:15:04,041 --> 01:15:04,875
碰
1301
01:15:05,625 --> 01:15:06,708
碰
1302
01:15:11,416 --> 01:15:12,291
打哪一張？
1303
01:15:12,375 --> 01:15:13,333
會輸的
1304
01:15:14,166 --> 01:15:17,041
最近常常這樣，一聽牌就放炮
1305
01:15:19,416 --> 01:15:21,208
-五條
-吃！
1306
01:15:21,375 --> 01:15:24,458
-單吊四番
-早知道就不打這張了
1307
01:15:25,125 --> 01:15:27,708
-打這張輸得更慘
-他媽的，你為什麼不打那張？
1308
01:15:27,791 --> 01:15:28,958
我清一色滿貫呢
1309
01:15:29,041 --> 01:15:30,666
-下次…
-好險
1310
01:15:38,666 --> 01:15:39,791
三家都在聽牌
1311
01:15:40,125 --> 01:15:41,166
那打哪張？
1312
01:15:41,500 --> 01:15:43,875
照牌路看，上家要這六張
1313
01:15:44,208 --> 01:15:45,458
對家要這六張
1314
01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:46,708
下家這兩張
1315
01:15:47,458 --> 01:15:49,416
那肯定放炮了，都不能打
1316
01:15:50,291 --> 01:15:52,500
打是要打，想想怎樣打
1317
01:15:53,500 --> 01:15:55,791
甩牌掀桌，左手抓椅子，右手抓煙缸
1318
01:15:55,875 --> 01:15:58,333
-閉上眼睛砸下去
-不是叫妳打人
1319
01:15:58,416 --> 01:16:00,875
是叫妳想想打哪張牌，可以輸少一點
1320
01:16:00,958 --> 01:16:02,958
-這張
-清一色，滿貫
1321
01:16:03,208 --> 01:16:05,166
-這張
-也是清一色，滿貫
1322
01:16:05,458 --> 01:16:07,416
這張，混一色輸四番
1323
01:16:10,750 --> 01:16:11,666
賭他三番
1324
01:16:12,375 --> 01:16:14,916
你他媽的，居然敢打出這一張牌？
1325
01:16:15,208 --> 01:16:16,833
嫌小就別吃啊
1326
01:16:17,375 --> 01:16:18,458
他媽的，我吃
1327
01:16:18,625 --> 01:16:19,583
我當然吃
1328
01:16:19,666 --> 01:16:22,125
這張牌，多一張花，他媽的
1329
01:16:22,416 --> 01:16:23,750
他媽的
1330
01:16:24,750 --> 01:16:25,750
西，槓！
1331
01:16:26,250 --> 01:16:28,416
千萬不要給我東，他媽的！
1332
01:16:29,625 --> 01:16:31,375
真是的，妳…
1333
01:16:31,458 --> 01:16:32,916
他媽的
1334
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:34,625
我自摸都被妳搞掉了
1335
01:16:34,916 --> 01:16:35,750
英明啊
1336
01:16:35,833 --> 01:16:37,875
我從來沒有輸錢輸得這麼開心過
1337
01:16:37,958 --> 01:16:39,333
贏錢未必會開心
1338
01:16:39,416 --> 01:16:41,541
有時候打對了才會有滿足感
1339
01:16:43,916 --> 01:16:44,875
我明白了
1340
01:16:44,958 --> 01:16:45,958
明白什麼？
1341
01:16:46,041 --> 01:16:47,375
我明白你為什麼不發脾氣
1342
01:16:47,791 --> 01:16:49,666
越爛的牌越要用心打
1343
01:16:49,791 --> 01:16:50,875
發脾氣是沒用的
1344
01:16:51,250 --> 01:16:53,541
記住人品好，牌品自然就會好
1345
01:16:56,416 --> 01:16:57,375
你相信我
1346
01:16:57,791 --> 01:16:59,916
下次我回來，你一定會娶我
1347
01:17:02,458 --> 01:17:03,375
保重
1348
01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:05,333
保重
1349
01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:10,416
這妞挺好的
1350
01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:11,750
我沒說她不好啊
1351
01:17:13,500 --> 01:17:14,541
好了，我先走了
1352
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:17,458
他媽的，我們又三缺一了
1353
01:17:17,916 --> 01:17:19,083
再見，加油
1354
01:17:31,833 --> 01:17:35,416
（八億）
1355
01:17:43,250 --> 01:17:45,750
謝謝…
1356
01:17:47,166 --> 01:17:48,833
采兒，我們的運氣回來了！
1357
01:17:50,916 --> 01:17:53,375
你們幹嘛這麼開心啊？
1358
01:17:53,458 --> 01:17:55,416
當然開心了
有個日本人買了我的麻將游戲
1359
01:17:55,500 --> 01:17:57,458
還說要搞個麻將大賽做宣傳
1360
01:17:57,625 --> 01:17:59,041
-很好啊
-哥，你也來參加吧
1361
01:17:59,125 --> 01:18:01,458
當然參加了，獎品是什麼？
1362
01:18:01,583 --> 01:18:03,750
獎品可厲害了，是五張日本來回機票
1363
01:18:03,833 --> 01:18:04,958
而且是經濟艙
1364
01:18:05,041 --> 01:18:06,708
那我們可以一家人去玩了
1365
01:18:06,791 --> 01:18:07,666
好啊
1366
01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:09,250
可是多了一張
1367
01:18:09,375 --> 01:18:12,500
還有媳婦啊
她也是時候回來跟我們團聚了
1368
01:18:17,791 --> 01:18:20,583
老朋友，好久不見了
1369
01:18:27,541 --> 01:18:31,541
（嚦咕嚦咕麻將俠）
1370
01:18:34,083 --> 01:18:35,541
這麼多人參加啊
1371
01:18:35,708 --> 01:18:37,166
當然了，妳也要看看獎品是什麼啊
1372
01:18:37,250 --> 01:18:38,666
有五張機票呢
1373
01:18:38,958 --> 01:18:40,583
-讓開
-讓開
1374
01:18:46,875 --> 01:18:49,500
你真的在這裡
1375
01:18:49,583 --> 01:18:51,125
你這麼有錢也來參加？
1376
01:18:51,333 --> 01:18:52,750
因為我喜歡這個封號
1377
01:18:53,875 --> 01:18:55,250
麻將俠
1378
01:18:56,458 --> 01:18:58,541
我要贏光你所有的錢
1379
01:18:59,291 --> 01:19:03,041
房子、車、名
1380
01:19:05,041 --> 01:19:06,041
還有女人
1381
01:19:07,708 --> 01:19:08,625
老爸
1382
01:19:08,833 --> 01:19:10,916
德華！
1383
01:19:11,583 --> 01:19:13,416
對不起…
1384
01:19:13,791 --> 01:19:14,875
對不起…
1385
01:19:16,833 --> 01:19:19,291
幸虧還沒開始，我還擔心來不及呢
1386
01:19:19,583 --> 01:19:20,791
妳又當回空姐了啊？
1387
01:19:21,625 --> 01:19:22,583
是啊…
1388
01:19:24,583 --> 01:19:26,375
我幫你求了很多東西
1389
01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:28,416
這個是梵帝岡的念珠
1390
01:19:28,791 --> 01:19:30,291
還有伊朗的帽子
1391
01:19:32,041 --> 01:19:33,541
尼泊爾的圍巾
1392
01:19:34,833 --> 01:19:36,500
這是在泰國求來的
1393
01:19:36,708 --> 01:19:38,333
還有羊頭一個
1394
01:19:43,166 --> 01:19:44,291
我有八億
1395
01:19:45,958 --> 01:19:48,208
（八億）
1396
01:19:51,791 --> 01:19:53,041
各位先生，各位女士
1397
01:19:53,250 --> 01:19:56,250
很感謝大家今天前來參加
嚦咕嚦咕麻將俠大賽
1398
01:19:56,833 --> 01:19:58,833
這次的遊戲規則非常簡單
1399
01:19:58,958 --> 01:20:01,041
每位參賽者都有一底籌碼
1400
01:20:01,125 --> 01:20:04,166
輸光就出局，由另一位參賽者補上
1401
01:20:04,250 --> 01:20:06,833
最後四位還有籌碼的參賽者
1402
01:20:06,916 --> 01:20:08,666
就可以進入總決賽
1403
01:20:09,208 --> 01:20:11,041
比賽正式開始
1404
01:20:11,833 --> 01:20:13,875
出局…
1405
01:20:14,416 --> 01:20:16,375
-有沒有搞錯？拉我走？
-出局
1406
01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:17,458
你們…
1407
01:20:20,666 --> 01:20:21,541
-出局！
-吃！
1408
01:20:21,916 --> 01:20:23,208
吃，出局！
1409
01:20:23,583 --> 01:20:24,500
出局
1410
01:20:29,333 --> 01:20:31,458
我要替我兒子報仇
1411
01:20:32,750 --> 01:20:33,791
六條
1412
01:20:33,958 --> 01:20:34,791
吃
1413
01:20:36,791 --> 01:20:39,041
吃！
1414
01:20:39,125 --> 01:20:39,958
出局
1415
01:20:42,875 --> 01:20:44,375
我要替我婆婆報仇
1416
01:20:46,875 --> 01:20:47,791
一條
1417
01:20:49,708 --> 01:20:51,375
-我吃
-出局
1418
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:53,791
“我要替我婆婆報仇”
1419
01:20:56,166 --> 01:20:57,791
我要替我兒子報仇
1420
01:20:58,708 --> 01:21:00,583
伯母，妳剛才就已經來過了
1421
01:21:00,666 --> 01:21:02,083
我剛才來過了嗎？
1422
01:21:03,375 --> 01:21:04,708
那我有沒有報仇啊？
1423
01:21:04,958 --> 01:21:06,000
如果剛才妳已經報了仇
1424
01:21:06,083 --> 01:21:08,458
那麼妳媳婦就不會為妳報仇了
1425
01:21:08,541 --> 01:21:10,958
那我媳婦為我報仇了嗎？
1426
01:21:11,791 --> 01:21:12,875
保安！
1427
01:21:13,208 --> 01:21:16,916
-現在可以讓人打了又打嗎？
-不好意思…
1428
01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:19,333
我媽有老人癡呆症，走吧…
1429
01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:21,125
-一萬
-碰
1430
01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:23,333
-五萬
-碰
1431
01:21:25,916 --> 01:21:27,333
-七筒
-上
1432
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,375
-三筒
-上
1433
01:21:39,125 --> 01:21:39,958
九筒
1434
01:21:47,708 --> 01:21:48,541
七萬！
1435
01:21:49,416 --> 01:21:51,250
吃，清一色，對對和！
1436
01:21:51,750 --> 01:21:52,625
打得好
1437
01:21:53,958 --> 01:21:55,791
出局，走
1438
01:22:07,166 --> 01:22:08,083
四條
1439
01:22:18,916 --> 01:22:20,791
-三萬
-我和牌了，清一色
1440
01:22:22,500 --> 01:22:23,500
出局
1441
01:22:23,916 --> 01:22:24,791
打得好
1442
01:22:27,708 --> 01:22:28,583
吃
1443
01:22:29,833 --> 01:22:30,666
雞糊
1444
01:22:30,750 --> 01:22:31,583
和牌
1445
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:32,875
雞糊
1446
01:22:32,958 --> 01:22:33,791
吃
1447
01:22:33,875 --> 01:22:34,750
雞糊
1448
01:22:34,833 --> 01:22:36,166
怎麼都是雞糊啊？
1449
01:22:36,250 --> 01:22:38,750
我的牌那麼爛，能拿到雞糊就不錯了
1450
01:22:42,791 --> 01:22:44,333
經過一輪激烈的比賽
1451
01:22:44,416 --> 01:22:45,833
四強終於誕生了
1452
01:22:45,916 --> 01:22:48,750
加油，贏了我就嫁給你！
1453
01:22:49,291 --> 01:22:50,125
好！
1454
01:22:50,416 --> 01:22:51,833
婆婆，他說好啊
1455
01:22:51,916 --> 01:22:55,208
那要贏了才算，他的牌這麼爛
1456
01:22:55,416 --> 01:22:57,125
決賽的規矩還是很簡單
1457
01:22:57,208 --> 01:22:58,958
哪位參賽者首先贏到十底
1458
01:22:59,083 --> 01:23:01,708
就是冠軍，麻將俠
1459
01:23:13,708 --> 01:23:14,750
怎麼樣？
1460
01:23:15,208 --> 01:23:17,125
我知道我打得好，你就一定會回來
1461
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:19,916
碰
1462
01:23:21,083 --> 01:23:22,000
碰
1463
01:23:23,416 --> 01:23:24,291
碰
1464
01:23:25,041 --> 01:23:25,875
碰
1465
01:23:27,541 --> 01:23:29,375
-碰
-碰
1466
01:23:30,416 --> 01:23:31,291
碰
1467
01:23:34,625 --> 01:23:35,500
碰
1468
01:23:37,541 --> 01:23:38,416
碰
1469
01:23:55,916 --> 01:23:57,875
一把就把你解決掉
1470
01:24:00,458 --> 01:24:03,250
他手上一定是筒子
1471
01:24:03,500 --> 01:24:04,833
萬子可以打
1472
01:24:27,250 --> 01:24:30,791
拿著八萬，條子可以打
1473
01:24:46,208 --> 01:24:49,291
拿著八條，筒子可以打
1474
01:24:51,833 --> 01:24:52,708
八筒
1475
01:25:24,416 --> 01:25:25,416
八條安全
1476
01:25:33,166 --> 01:25:34,541
八筒安全
1477
01:25:44,541 --> 01:25:45,833
八萬安全
1478
01:26:24,125 --> 01:26:25,458
還好你夠朋友
1479
01:26:37,083 --> 01:26:38,000
你也來了
1480
01:26:51,083 --> 01:26:52,000
正花
1481
01:26:54,833 --> 01:26:55,750
又一張
1482
01:26:59,541 --> 01:27:01,166
我就知道是你
1483
01:27:04,875 --> 01:27:06,625
老友，謝謝你了
1484
01:27:08,375 --> 01:27:11,541
早知道他是三番，我就和牌了
1485
01:27:24,166 --> 01:27:26,125
你的老友都在我這裡呢
1486
01:27:39,541 --> 01:27:40,583
-紅中
-槓
1487
01:27:48,041 --> 01:27:49,291
-發財
-槓
1488
01:27:52,541 --> 01:27:53,416
對不起
1489
01:27:56,791 --> 01:27:58,416
-白板
-槓
1490
01:28:21,083 --> 01:28:23,375
你看我吃飯吃得多狼狽
1491
01:28:26,916 --> 01:28:28,041
還熱的呢
1492
01:28:36,333 --> 01:28:37,208
槓
1493
01:28:58,291 --> 01:28:59,208
槓
1494
01:29:03,875 --> 01:29:04,708
槓
1495
01:29:06,333 --> 01:29:08,666
我靠！
1496
01:29:12,541 --> 01:29:13,416
槓
1497
01:29:27,291 --> 01:29:28,166
槓
1498
01:29:34,375 --> 01:29:35,375
吃！
1499
01:29:38,791 --> 01:29:41,083
大四喜，十八羅漢
1500
01:30:00,125 --> 01:30:01,625
恭喜…
1501
01:30:01,958 --> 01:30:03,458
打得真好
1502
01:30:03,750 --> 01:30:06,250
尤其是第一副牌，都能夠逆轉
1503
01:30:06,708 --> 01:30:09,583
麻將俠這個名字實至名歸
1504
01:30:10,500 --> 01:30:12,500
這五張機票是你的
1505
01:30:12,916 --> 01:30:14,125
德華！
1506
01:30:21,625 --> 01:30:23,166
太好了！
1507
01:30:24,166 --> 01:30:27,708
可以嫁了！
1508
01:30:33,083 --> 01:30:34,625
請問一下，你為什麼不敢打五筒？
1509
01:30:34,708 --> 01:30:36,333
他掉的是四筒
1510
01:30:36,500 --> 01:30:38,125
你怕什麼？是不是跟那粒飯有關係？
1511
01:30:38,958 --> 01:30:39,833
我拍個照
1512
01:30:42,458 --> 01:30:44,083
不算，我要跟他再打一圈！
1513
01:30:44,166 --> 01:30:45,083
現在不用打了
1514
01:30:45,166 --> 01:30:47,708
根據賽規，先贏到10底的人就是冠軍
1515
01:30:47,791 --> 01:30:49,583
我哥哥足足贏了32番
1516
01:30:49,666 --> 01:30:51,333
都不知道贏了你多少底呢
1517
01:30:52,583 --> 01:30:53,833
我要跟你單挑！
1518
01:30:53,958 --> 01:30:56,875
打真金白銀，打身家，打你的名
1519
01:30:56,958 --> 01:30:58,541
還有打那五張機票
1520
01:30:58,625 --> 01:31:00,416
兒子，不用打了
1521
01:31:00,666 --> 01:31:02,875
他現在的牌運已經回來了
1522
01:31:02,958 --> 01:31:05,500
我要打，我要當麻將大俠！
1523
01:31:06,750 --> 01:31:08,875
-你真的要當麻將大俠？
-對！
1524
01:31:28,541 --> 01:31:30,583
我連你的正花都摸到了
1525
01:31:33,083 --> 01:31:34,083
我也有
1526
01:32:06,333 --> 01:32:08,250
我最討厭四筒了
1527
01:32:11,083 --> 01:32:12,375
你們真是調皮
1528
01:32:12,458 --> 01:32:14,625
你說什麼？要么就要，要么就摸
1529
01:32:14,708 --> 01:32:16,500
沒有第三種選擇了
1530
01:32:27,791 --> 01:32:30,125
你喜歡去日本，拿去吧
1531
01:32:30,333 --> 01:32:32,833
你喜歡麻將大俠這個名字，也拿去吧
1532
01:32:34,083 --> 01:32:37,000
只是打麻將，不用賭身家
1533
01:32:45,333 --> 01:32:46,791
什麼啊？
1534
01:33:08,916 --> 01:33:10,041
看看他有什麼牌
1535
01:33:10,916 --> 01:33:12,500
大四喜，混一色，七張花
1536
01:33:12,583 --> 01:33:13,666
而且是地胡
1537
01:33:13,791 --> 01:33:14,833
又是40番？
1538
01:33:16,000 --> 01:33:17,375
以德報怨
1539
01:33:17,625 --> 01:33:20,333
一代宗師不愧是一代宗師
1540
01:33:29,541 --> 01:33:33,291
師父！
1541
01:33:34,000 --> 01:33:36,750
-師父！
-師父！
1542
01:33:37,041 --> 01:33:39,458
-師父！
-師父！
1543
01:33:40,208 --> 01:33:41,666
-快點！
-師父！
1544
01:33:41,750 --> 01:33:43,041
師父！
1545
01:34:41,666 --> 01:34:42,875
發財
1546
01:34:44,250 --> 01:34:45,125
發財
1547
01:34:46,625 --> 01:34:47,541
發財
1548
01:34:56,458 --> 01:34:58,125
這樣大家都發財
1549
01:34:58,791 --> 01:35:01,541
-我們大家都發財
-我們大家都發財
1550
01:35:01,750 --> 01:35:04,041
-大家發財
-大家發財
1551
01:36:46,666 --> 01:36:48,666
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