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It's pretty cool
we got our own mural, huh?
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Eh, don't get too excited.
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You know who else has one?
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The Ox-Bow Incident.
What is that?
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"Set in Bridger's Wells,
Nevada, in 1885,
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"The Ox-Bow Incident
is a tale of cowboys,
cattle, and conflict."
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If you guys could
just take a seat.
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Okay, here we go.
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♪ It seems todaythat all you see... ♪
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Okay, welcome to
Family Guy DVD commentary
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for episode 1614.
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I'm Peter Griffin,
joined by my wife Lois,
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our dog Brian,
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and our children,
Meg, Stewie, and Chris.
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And for you kids
out there,
DVDs were plastic discs...
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I-I got this, Brian.
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Have you ever been
at your grandmother's house
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and you look at her weird,
old computer
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and there's, like,
a crack on the side of it?
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That's DVDs.
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Oh,
and animation producer
Shannon Smith is here, too.
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Glad to be here.
This is actually...
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Oh, wait, wait. Look, look.
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Lot of people don't know this,
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but that house
is actually in Burbank.
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People keep stealing
their mailbox.
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We now return to
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"Winona Ryder Distracting from
Other Speeches in History."
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Four score
and seven years ago...
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Wow, yeah, yeah,
I remember this.
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Winona Ryder kind of hung out
on set all day,
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and it, uh, wore a little thin
on all of us.
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Yeah, I actually had to close
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a door on her at one point.
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I-I just remember she stole
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a ton of LUNA Bars
from the office kitchen.
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Like-like,
filled a whole duffel bag.
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Great news, everyone.
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The new smartphone
from Crabapple is out.
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The new Crabapple phone?
Awesome.
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Yeah, the network
doesn't like us using
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the names of actual companies
on the show.
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It's not so bad, though.
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We can still say Burger Kong,
McDarrel's, Kooka Cola,
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Pipsi, Chevrolump,
and all the big ones.
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I want to be the first
to get the new phone.
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I don't care if it
takes all day.
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Don't you have work?
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Eh, I wouldn't mind
missing work.
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There's a secretary
looking for reassurance
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about her overly short haircut.
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I saw it in a magazine.
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I needed a fresh start.
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Stop pretending
to stare at your phones
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and just say you hate it.
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Sir, I am trying to read.
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Ah, the writer credits
have begun.
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I'm gonna give personal facts
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about each of the names
that pops up.
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Mom, will you tie my shoes?
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Smokes on the
no-smoking balcony.
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Weird church guy.
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Instagrams cowboy
hats at 3:00 a.m.
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Pushed his wife at a party.
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Oh, my God, Cherry's the best.
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We love her.
Hi, Cherry. We love you!
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Kids, time to gather up
our old cords and chargers
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that no longer work
and throw 'em in the garbage.
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We can't do that.
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Don't you know
a lot of discarded electronics
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end up in the ocean
and kill sea turtles?
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Well, then let's cut out
the middleman.
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I'm sorry.
There's a new phone.
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That was cool.
I got to go to Fiji for that.
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They got a ton of turtles there.
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You can kill 'em.
Nobody cares.
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Oh, my gosh. I just got it.
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Crab-apple.
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Take a lap, Meg.
Think about what you said.
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Hey. Gold phone is mine.
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Already match fingernail.
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Oh, this is where
I fight that woman
for the phone.
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I was here first!
That's mine!
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You know,
I actually had
a couple of ad-libs
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about Chinese working conditions
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that somehow didn't
make it into the final cut.
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All you said was,
"Children make iPhones."
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This is a comedy show,
not Mark Ruffalo's Twitter.
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She wanted it more than me.
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Take it easy, huh?
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Peter, I'm just not sure
it's such a great idea
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that everyone in the family
got a new cell phone.
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Is that my bottle of water?
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Wh-What?
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That open bottle... is
that yours or mine?
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- I-I... I don't know.
- Maybe yours?
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This is why we need
a Sharpie in here
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to put our names on our water!
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Geez, Chris. What the hell?
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Chris, relax. Have a Pipsi.
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Good morning, everybod...
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Damn it!
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She's just gonna keep it like
that for the next three years.
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You know, there's truth to that.
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You-you can tell a lot
about a person
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whose cell phone screen
is cracked.
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Like-like, if they're a girl,
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they definitely
celebrate their birth week.
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Oh, yeah. Just trash.
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Damn it, those phones have
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turned you all into
mindless drones.
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I knew this would happen.
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Getting those things
was a worse idea than...
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You know,
for an extra $12 a month,
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you can insure your screen,
and they'll replace it
for free.
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Nice going, Meg.
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You talked over the
setup of this cutaway,
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and now we don't know
what's going on.
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Looks like Nicki Minaj,
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Iggy Azalea, and Madonna
are robbing a bank.
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Um... they're butt bandits?
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"Ocean's 36-24-49"?
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Oh, I remember.
They're all skanks.
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"Getting new phones
was a worse
idea than a skank robbery."
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- Oh, yeah.
- Right, skank robbery.
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I'm sorry, that's not funny.
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Today's sermon
is about perseverance.
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When I was run out of Boston
by the Spotlight team,
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I could've hung up my collar.
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Oh, my God. Again?
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You guys have got
to put those away.
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You can't be
on your phones in here.
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Relax, Lois.It's just stupid,boring church.
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Not like we're
gonna miss anything.
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But, instead, I packed
my Bibles and my Tootsie Pops
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and headed down to Quahog,
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with a renewed sense of spirit
and a renewed reverence for...
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Jesus Christ?
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Uh, guys, sorry to interrupt.
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Danny the intern is here
with your paychecks.
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Oh, thanks, Danny.
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Hey, Chris,
here's your paycheck.
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Yeah,
that gets forwarded
right to DraftKings.
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What's going on in there, Ollie?
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He came back!
How is he?
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Mad!
Thanks, Ollie.
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H-Hold on, Danny, it looks like
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you accidentally
gave me Peter's check.
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Wait. What the hell?
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This number is four times
what I make.
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Peter, you always said
you made the same as me.
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I'm sorry, Lois.
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I couldn't hear you
over Meg's Snickers wrapper.
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What's this, now?
I can't believe this, Peter.
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Y-You lied to me.
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Let's get out of here,
other altar boys.
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This is bull crap.
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I'm calling Fox or Disney
payroll
right now.
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Fox or Disney payroll.
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Yeah, hi.
This is Lois Griff...
Please hold.
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Mm, of course.
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Yeah, Mom, that's not fair.
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Meg is right. That's not fair.
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Thank you for
continuing to hold.
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Turn my family
into brain-dead robots.
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In fact, you know what?
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We're finally going
to Old Sturbridge Village.
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Thank you for
continuing to hold.
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See what life was like
before all these screens.
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A place where people
farm their own food,
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make their own clothing,
and read books...
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Thank you for
continuing to hold.
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Oh, come on, Lois,
you only want to go
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to Old Sturbridge Village
'cause you once got
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hand-blasted
there on a field trip.
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Yes, let's just say the candles
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weren't the only thing
being hot-dipped.
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You see, Brian?
That's how you do an ad-lib.
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Went right in.
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Thanks for holding.
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How may I help you,
Mrs. Griffin?
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Yeah, I'll tell you how.
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You can explain to me
why my husband
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makes four times as much
money as I do.
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Oh, um... okay,
this is awkward.
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But I... I, um...
I assumed you knew.
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Mr. Griffin was able
to negotiate a higher salary
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because he's still
paying alimony
to his first wife.
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"First wife"? What?
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Peter, you were married before?
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We actually
freelance all our explosion
animation.
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Who are you again?
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- I-I'm Shannon Smith.
- Shannon, take a lap.
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Never go to church.
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How come you never told me
you were married before?
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- I don't know.
- Just never came up.
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- Never came up?!
- Well, who was she?
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- Sarah Paulson.
- Who?
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Wait, isn't she that actress
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who's always biting her lip?
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Her very full lip.
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I honestly have no idea
who they're talking about.
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Come on,
Sarah Paulson's been
in a lot of stuff, Chris.
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Okay, pulled her up on my phone.
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Looks vaguely familiar.
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But I would legitimately suggest
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that people pause this
right now
and Google her.
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Wait, wasn't Sarah Paulson
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a guest star in this
exact episode?
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Yeah, in fact, she was
in this O.J. gag.
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Ah, look, Predator
just cut her head off.
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Not for real, though.
For real, she's actually
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coming into the booth
right now to be part
of this commentary.
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- Hi, everybody.
- So sorry I'm late.
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I was stuck in the canyon.
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Is-is that a euphemism
for lesbian sex?
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I don't think I've
met everyone.
I'm Sarah.
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I understand
you and Peter
used to be married.
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Oh, that.
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Feels like ancient history.
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I like your shoulder blades,
Ms. Paulson.
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They're very... jutty.
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Have a seat, Sarah.
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Shall I explain what
we're doing here?
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- That's okay.
- It seems just like
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when I would do ADR
for American Horror Story,
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for which I have received
five Emmy nominations.
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Well, some of us have awards,
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some of us have children.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Well, I don't know.
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You're the smart award winner.
You figure it out.
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Because this is a godless show.
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All right, I'll do it.
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I'll pretend to be sick
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to get out of going
to Old Sturbridge Village.
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Mm, still 126.
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Oh, I wish you were feeling
well enough to come.
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Maybe I should stay home
and take care of you.
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No. Go, Lois.
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Go watch dead-eyed
pale women make bread.
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So, Lois,
what will you be mwearing
to the Emmys this year?
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I think you know
I won't be there.
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I won a surfboard
at the Teen Choice Awards.
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I left it in the kitchen
at work,
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hoping someone would take it.
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No one did.
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Eat a meatball sub
and watch football all day.
249
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Man, this is an even better scam
250
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than Ferris Bueller's Day On.
251
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Okay, I need you to file these
252
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and not be working
with a shampoo mohawk.
253
00:08:58,738 --> 00:09:01,906
So, Sarah, I-I guess
you chose not to take
Peter's name, huh?
254
00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:03,541
Decided to stick with "Paulson"?
255
00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:05,210
Yeah, his name just felt
256
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kind of, I don't know,
rough, you know?
257
00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:09,280
"Griffin."
258
00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:10,515
Right?
259
00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:12,850
Just sounds kind of
brutish and low-class.
260
00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:16,337
I also won an Emmy for
my performance as Marcia Clark
261
00:09:16,406 --> 00:09:17,889
in The People v. O.J. Simpson.
262
00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:20,041
You won an Emmy
for wearing a wig.
263
00:09:20,110 --> 00:09:21,709
Peter, may I speak
with you outside?
264
00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:24,779
Oh, boy.
265
00:09:24,847 --> 00:09:26,792
Uh-oh.
I think I'm stuck.
266
00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,261
Oh, right, this is where
267
00:09:28,285 --> 00:09:30,263
the fat man got stuck
in the banister slats.
268
00:09:30,287 --> 00:09:32,331
Stewie, I'm gonna
give you
another crack at that,
269
00:09:32,355 --> 00:09:34,434
because I believe
what you meant to
call them was
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"baluster slats,"
not "banister slats."
271
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- "Banister," "baluster."
- Same thing.
272
00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:39,655
Stewie,
273
00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:42,863
"banister" and "baluster"
are hardly the same things.
274
00:09:42,932 --> 00:09:46,534
A banister is the handrail
that sits atop the
upright supports.
275
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A baluster
is the supporting
structure itself.
276
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- Is this my water?
- No, it is not!
277
00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:54,454
Brian,
I've heard people say
"banister slats."
278
00:09:54,478 --> 00:09:56,539
Well, those people,
like you,
would be incorrect.
279
00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:57,941
So, the baluster is that
280
00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,842
big, round thing
at the bottom of the stairs
281
00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:02,177
- where the staircase begins?
- "Big, round thing"?
282
00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:03,980
You're... you're just
guessing stuff now.
283
00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:06,721
I believe what you're
referring to is a newel post.
284
00:10:06,789 --> 00:10:09,140
Mom and Dad
are still out there arguing.
285
00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,642
Shouldn't they be in here?
286
00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:12,276
I'll get 'em.
287
00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,223
Wasn't Shannon,
like, a P.A. here once?
288
00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:15,647
Shut your mouth.
289
00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,493
Shannon's the
only professional
in this building.
290
00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,112
Friends were getting married.
291
00:10:19,136 --> 00:10:21,213
How could I
not know this?!
Hey, guys?
292
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We have to deliver
this episode
to the network today.
293
00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:26,441
Oh, you guys are back
294
00:10:26,510 --> 00:10:28,576
just in time for my big role.
295
00:10:28,645 --> 00:10:30,278
Hey, take it down
a notch, Sarah.
296
00:10:30,346 --> 00:10:32,658
You don't even have an entry
on the Family Guy wiki.
297
00:10:32,682 --> 00:10:34,916
Even Gronk's dad has one.
298
00:10:34,984 --> 00:10:37,952
Welcome toOld Sturbridge Village,everyone.
299
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Here's a fun fact.
300
00:10:39,756 --> 00:10:43,357
In colonial times, butter
and soap were the same thing.
301
00:10:43,427 --> 00:10:46,628
I get that it's a fact,
but how is it fun?
302
00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:50,649
Oh, my God!
303
00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:52,837
How the hell am I gonna
get out of this?
304
00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,647
Shh. Nobody talk
for the next minute.
305
00:10:54,671 --> 00:10:56,104
I'm about to sing my big song.
306
00:10:56,173 --> 00:10:57,605
Oh, go to hell, Peter.
307
00:10:57,674 --> 00:10:59,006
It's no use.
308
00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:01,008
I guess I'm just stuck...
309
00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:02,944
halfway down the stairs.
310
00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:13,554
♪ Halfway down the stairs ♪
311
00:11:13,623 --> 00:11:17,491
♪ Is a stair where I sit ♪
312
00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:21,462
♪ There isn'tany other stair ♪
313
00:11:21,531 --> 00:11:23,898
♪ Quite like it... ♪
314
00:11:23,967 --> 00:11:25,278
What the hell is this?
315
00:11:25,302 --> 00:11:26,942
I'll tell you what it is:
316
00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:29,237
an homage to a classic song
from The Muppet Show,
317
00:11:29,306 --> 00:11:31,172
sung by Kermit's nephew, Robin.
318
00:11:31,241 --> 00:11:32,840
I guarantee nobody got that.
319
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,242
I know this song!
320
00:11:34,311 --> 00:11:35,843
Oh, shut up, Sarah.
321
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:40,081
♪ Where I always stop ♪
322
00:11:40,150 --> 00:11:41,582
♪ Halfway up the stairs... ♪
323
00:11:41,651 --> 00:11:42,895
I don't believe this.
324
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:45,219
You're just singing
the same song a frog sang.
325
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,488
How the hell
was this not cut
from the show?
326
00:11:47,557 --> 00:11:49,235
I kind of insisted they keep it.
327
00:11:49,259 --> 00:11:51,926
I actually laid
in my parking space
as a protest
328
00:11:51,995 --> 00:11:53,661
until they gave in.
329
00:11:53,729 --> 00:11:58,366
♪ And all sorts offunny thoughts run... ♪
330
00:11:58,435 --> 00:12:01,669
This is the
stupidest thing
I've ever seen.
331
00:12:01,737 --> 00:12:03,482
Um, are they setting up
332
00:12:03,506 --> 00:12:05,573
a buffet lunch for us
after this?
333
00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:07,219
No, I think it's just pizza.
334
00:12:07,243 --> 00:12:09,422
Can we please just
listen to the song?
335
00:12:09,446 --> 00:12:11,912
♪ Halfway down the stairs ♪
336
00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:16,217
♪ Is a stair where I sit ♪
337
00:12:16,286 --> 00:12:20,021
♪ There isn't anyother stair ♪
338
00:12:20,090 --> 00:12:23,424
♪ Quite like it ♪
339
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:26,861
♪ I'm not at the bottom ♪
340
00:12:26,929 --> 00:12:30,631
♪ I'm not at the top... ♪
341
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,800
Are there even any jokes
in the song?
342
00:12:32,869 --> 00:12:34,447
Do you not understand comedy?
343
00:12:34,471 --> 00:12:36,770
It's a reference.
The joke is I'm singing it.
344
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:39,107
Sorry to break it
to you...
that's not a joke.
345
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,574
Damn it, now it's over.
346
00:12:40,643 --> 00:12:42,288
Thanks a lot, Lois.
You completely ruined it.
347
00:12:42,312 --> 00:12:44,245
You better not take
that tone with me,
348
00:12:44,314 --> 00:12:46,247
'cause this has been
one hell of a day!
349
00:12:46,316 --> 00:12:48,749
First, I find out you make
four times what I do.
350
00:12:48,818 --> 00:12:50,818
Then I find out you
were married before?
351
00:12:50,886 --> 00:12:52,420
I mean, what else don't I know?
352
00:12:52,488 --> 00:12:54,755
Well, if we're being
honest, Lois,
353
00:12:54,824 --> 00:12:57,108
you're really bad
at having sex
when I'm drunk.
354
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,720
It's like you
don't even enjoy it.
355
00:12:58,744 --> 00:12:59,844
You're impossible!
356
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:01,946
Do not speak to the wicked.
357
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,149
Throw heads of cabbage at him.
358
00:13:09,472 --> 00:13:11,317
Damn it, Peter,
this is all your fault.
359
00:13:11,341 --> 00:13:14,019
They're not even
going to explain how
we all got stuck?
360
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:16,388
Season 16, ladies and gentlemen.
361
00:13:16,412 --> 00:13:18,693
Suddenly, the family is stuck
in the banister slats.
362
00:13:18,748 --> 00:13:19,892
Baluster.
363
00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:21,749
Brian, seriously, fuck off.
364
00:13:21,817 --> 00:13:23,317
I can get us out of here.
365
00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:24,997
I'm good at figuring things out.
366
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:27,199
Like when I figured out
the secret of business:
367
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,800
pointing at stuff
during meetings.
368
00:13:28,824 --> 00:13:30,803
Peter, there's something
you don't know.
369
00:13:30,827 --> 00:13:33,594
Chris might not
even be your son.
370
00:13:33,663 --> 00:13:36,430
What?
I once slept with
Philip Seymour Hoffman.
371
00:13:36,499 --> 00:13:38,599
You what?
372
00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,646
These montage-style cutaway gags
373
00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:42,750
provide the animators
the freedom
374
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:45,322
to go "beyond the page,"
as we say.
375
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:47,942
You slept with
Philip Seymour Hoffman?
376
00:13:48,010 --> 00:13:49,677
I sure did!
377
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:53,047
It was in his trailer during
that tornado chasing movie!
378
00:13:53,115 --> 00:13:55,382
And all I know is,
nine months later,
379
00:13:55,452 --> 00:13:56,651
Chris is born!
380
00:13:56,719 --> 00:13:58,519
Yay! I'm a bastard!
381
00:13:58,555 --> 00:14:00,533
This scene reminds me
of the time
382
00:14:00,557 --> 00:14:02,523
I was being honored
at the Kennedy Center...
383
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,725
Oh, baloney sandwich, Sarah!
384
00:14:04,794 --> 00:14:06,461
Baloney sandwich!
385
00:14:06,529 --> 00:14:07,695
In fact, you know what?!
386
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,664
I'm tired of it, Peter!
387
00:14:09,732 --> 00:14:12,733
You're dishonest,
you're disrespectful,
388
00:14:12,802 --> 00:14:14,635
and, frankly, I deserve better!
389
00:14:14,704 --> 00:14:16,871
So... so what
are you saying, Lois?
390
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:20,008
I'm saying this
marriage is over!
391
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:22,560
Enjoy spending
the rest of your life alone,
392
00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:25,163
and enjoy doing the show
without me, 'cause I quit!
393
00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:28,377
Building a chair
with my male friends.
394
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,700
Yeah, I can't believe...
395
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,547
Hi. Shannon Smith again.
396
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:34,405
You know, if you need a new
Lois, I do a pretty good one.
397
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,984
Peter!
398
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,775
That was sad.
399
00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:40,461
Well, that was unexpected.
400
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,664
Well, I really regretconfiscatingeveryone's phones now.
401
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,733
How the hell are we
gonna get out of here?
402
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,790
I got no idea,
but we're in trouble.
403
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:55,843
Even more than whenwe were literallyin the game Trouble.
404
00:14:55,911 --> 00:14:58,245
Welcome back to the DVD
commentary episode.
405
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,115
If you're just joining us,
Lois has stormed out
406
00:15:01,184 --> 00:15:03,345
and announced that she's
quitting the show after
learning
407
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:05,553
that Peter and Sarah Paulson
were once married.
408
00:15:05,621 --> 00:15:08,873
She also said Chris'
dad might be
Philip Seymour Hoffman.
409
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:12,276
More like See-less Hoffman
these days, right?
410
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,356
Hey, Patrick,
can we edit that out?
411
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,579
Yeah.
412
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:16,959
Okay, good, let's do that.
413
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:18,782
I don't see it.
414
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:21,552
Okay, there's also a real rockyou can throwthrough the glass.
415
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:22,998
I found the fake one.
416
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:24,188
Great.
417
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,303
Oh, thank God.
Can you get us out of...
418
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,860
Man, this is gonna
be easier than I thought.
419
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,765
Wait, you're robbing us?
Sure am.
420
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,400
And, apparently,
I can take my sweet time.
421
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,114
Dad, I'm really worried
about Mom.
422
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,949
Should we maybe check on her?
423
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,984
Or be thinking
about a paternity test
for Chris?
424
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:45,576
You're right, Meg.
This is awful.
425
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,122
You think your mother's
actually serious
426
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,080
about divorcing me
and quitting the show?
427
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,815
And what was all that stuff
about Chris
not being my son?
428
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,434
That-that can't be true, right?
429
00:15:53,503 --> 00:15:55,936
It's a burglar party!
430
00:15:56,005 --> 00:15:59,168
Hey, remember the
one day that guy who
plays the burglar
431
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:02,671
was on set, he was
passing out postcards
for his one-man show?
432
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,390
- So tacky.
- I went.
433
00:16:04,414 --> 00:16:06,958
Wasn't bad.
I think I sat next
to his girlfriend,
434
00:16:06,982 --> 00:16:09,700
'cause she laughed
at everything.
435
00:16:11,921 --> 00:16:14,689
I've got a package for a...
Brian Griffin.
436
00:16:14,757 --> 00:16:16,257
I'm Brian Griffin.
437
00:16:16,326 --> 00:16:17,625
Great. Sign here.
438
00:16:17,694 --> 00:16:18,904
Thanks.
439
00:16:18,928 --> 00:16:20,461
All right, you guys.
440
00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:23,163
Who's ready to have some fun?
441
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,211
Hey, Brian, they used
your account
442
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,952
to buy a karaoke machine.
443
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,871
♪ Halfway down the stairs... ♪
444
00:16:29,939 --> 00:16:31,939
And she said no one
would know that song.
445
00:16:32,008 --> 00:16:33,991
Well, look.
The burglars know it.
446
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:36,255
Oh, you're kidding me.
They're doing my song.
447
00:16:36,279 --> 00:16:39,814
♪ There isn't any other stairquite like it... ♪
448
00:16:39,883 --> 00:16:42,611
I-I got to go
find your mother, talk
some sense back into her.
449
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,913
SETH MacFARLANE:
No need, Peter. Hi.
Sorry to interrupt.
450
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,415
- Seth MacFarlane.
- Holy crap.
451
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,138
It's the mouse from Sing.
452
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,685
I'd recognize your
voice anywhere.
453
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,220
MacFARLANE:
Okay, settle down.
454
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,255
Mr. MacFarlane...
455
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:54,679
what are you doing here?
456
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,192
MacFARLANE:
I'm actually here to tell you
457
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,959
there's no need to
talk sense into Lois.
458
00:16:57,983 --> 00:16:59,584
Or for a paternity test.
459
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,129
Or for anyone to leave the show,
460
00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:03,087
because none of you are real.
461
00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:05,134
You're all TV characters
voiced by me,
462
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,136
Alex Borstein, Seth Green,
and Mila Kunis.
463
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,603
- Hey.
- Hey, what's up?
464
00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:10,695
- Hi, everybody.
- Wait. What?
465
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,063
Okay, ha-hang on a second.
466
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,398
If I'm not real, then
why does a fat nerd
467
00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:16,266
pretend to be me
at every Comic-Con?
468
00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:18,213
MacFARLANE:
Please, please
don't mention him.
469
00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:19,882
- It'll only encourage him.
- And if you're me,
470
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,605
then why do you
sound like my dog?
471
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,752
MacFARLANE: Because
I'm also the voice
of your dog, Brian.
472
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,287
Wait. You do my voice, too?
473
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:26,989
MacFARLANE:
Yeah, I do your voice.
474
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,291
So, the guy who
handles your money,
475
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,115
he knows you by voice, right?
476
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,783
That's usually just a call.
477
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,397
- Wait a second.
- If Dad's not real,
478
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:37,421
then he's not really my dad,
479
00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:39,223
which means I'm not real?
480
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:40,669
That's right, Meg.
481
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,637
You're voiced by me, Mila Kunis.
482
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,294
Okay, question:
483
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:47,431
why is the girl who voices me
super hot and I'm not?
484
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,517
Aw, that's so sweet.
485
00:17:49,586 --> 00:17:52,219
You know, believe it or not,
I've actually had two kids.
486
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,872
Um, Ms. Kunis,
I would just like you to know
487
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:57,819
that I have no problem
with you breastfeeding
in this booth.
488
00:17:57,843 --> 00:18:01,812
May I ask if you're still...
producing?
489
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,915
Uh, I, uh... no, uh, Chris,
490
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,028
- I'm-I'm not, uh...
- uh, producing.
491
00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:09,081
What about you,
Ms. Paulson?
Are you producing?
492
00:18:09,105 --> 00:18:11,266
I can see coming here
was a mistake.
493
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:12,935
Excuse me, Seth Green...
494
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,503
- Chris, I'm a man.
- I-I can't produce.
495
00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,328
Actually, I just wanted to say
496
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:19,375
I enjoy your brilliant work
on Robot Chicken.
497
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,642
MacFARLANE:
Wait, Seth Green,
498
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,044
are you feeding yourself
compliments now?
499
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:24,113
Well, let's just hear Chris out.
500
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,714
MacFARLANE: Okay,
you know what?
We're getting off track here.
501
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,972
Like I was saying,
none of you actually exists.
502
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,285
Yes, you keep saying that.
503
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,685
Stop telling such horrible lies.
504
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:32,469
Oh, Seth, since you're here,
505
00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:35,612
would you mind recording
episodes 17, 14, 15, 16,
506
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:37,315
and an NFL on Fox promo?
507
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:38,794
MacFARLANE:
Shannon, take a lap.
508
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,229
Oh, hey, look.
509
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,830
- Mom's back.
- Don't get excited.
510
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,254
I forgot my paycheck.
511
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:44,733
Lois, you can't leave the show.
512
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,473
Oh, yeah? Why not?
513
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,342
Well, the captain of the
Orville says
514
00:18:48,411 --> 00:18:50,489
that none of us are real...
We're all cartoon characters.
515
00:18:50,513 --> 00:18:52,541
Not real?
What-what the hell
are you talking about?
516
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,264
He's right, Lois.
517
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,179
Uh, my name's
Alex Borstein, and I do
your voice on the show.
518
00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:59,503
Are you saying
the rough-edged
comedy manager
519
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,005
from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
does my voice?
520
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,274
I'm so honored.
521
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:07,111
I love that show.
You are hilarious.
522
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,263
Yeah, Seth Green
already did this bit.
523
00:19:09,332 --> 00:19:13,033
So, you're really saying
that we don't exist?
524
00:19:13,102 --> 00:19:15,219
Peter, I-I'm not even sure
what this means,
525
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,204
but it sure makes it seem
less important
526
00:19:17,273 --> 00:19:19,673
how much money you make
compared to me
527
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:22,159
or that maybe you
neglected to tell me
528
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:23,728
everything about your past.
529
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,273
Yeah, none of that
stuff matters.
530
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:26,797
You're right, Peter.
531
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,799
I love you, and,
whatever we share,
532
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,801
whether it's real or not,
533
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,670
I don't want to give
any of it up.
534
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,371
Me, either.
535
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,840
It's safe and familiar
here with you.
536
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:40,828
So let's just bury
our troubles and cling
to whatever this is.
537
00:19:40,897 --> 00:19:43,630
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
about Philip Seymour Hoffman.
538
00:19:43,699 --> 00:19:45,244
- It's fine.
- None of that matters.
539
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:46,611
MacFARLANE:
Look, the truth is...
540
00:19:46,635 --> 00:19:48,247
Again, this is Seth, not Brian...
541
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:49,915
The truth is,
you should all
be thankful
542
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,305
you're animated characters.
543
00:19:51,373 --> 00:19:53,218
Peter, you can drink
as much as you want,
544
00:19:53,242 --> 00:19:54,552
and nothing bad
will ever happen.
545
00:19:54,576 --> 00:19:56,121
Lois, you haven't
aged in decades.
546
00:19:56,145 --> 00:19:57,589
Stewie, you get to travel
through time
547
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,257
and do things no baby
could ever do.
548
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,649
And, Brian, you've had sex
with more hot women
549
00:20:01,718 --> 00:20:03,428
than a real dog
could ever reasonably expect.
550
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,214
Meg, I'll admit,
you got the shaft.
551
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:07,899
Your actual life
is better than
your cartoon life.
552
00:20:07,923 --> 00:20:10,135
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need all the real actors
553
00:20:10,159 --> 00:20:12,937
to form a human shield
around me so I can get
out of the building
554
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,573
without the American Dad
people seeing me.
555
00:20:14,597 --> 00:20:16,497
Well, from now on, Peter,
556
00:20:16,566 --> 00:20:18,165
- I'm not going any...
- Quiet!
557
00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:20,067
My character's talking!
558
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,980
Honestly, Peter,
I don't know how you...
559
00:20:22,004 --> 00:20:24,672
I know.
That right there was the
main reason we split up.
560
00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:26,540
Wiped out by the German aphid,
561
00:20:26,609 --> 00:20:28,289
which was oddly
brought by the Swedes
562
00:20:28,344 --> 00:20:29,910
during the Great Depression...
563
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,045
Which, for those of you
who are too young,
564
00:20:32,114 --> 00:20:34,582
was like a decade-long
case of the Mondays.
565
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:38,285
Well, I'm guessing you folks
are from out of town, too.
566
00:20:38,354 --> 00:20:41,522
I never got that joke.
567
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:50,358
Well, you guys, I guess
we all learned something
568
00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:53,116
about not letting technology
rule our lives.
569
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:55,920
And, Mom, next time
we get baluster slats,
570
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:59,357
let's make sure there's enough
room to get our heads out.
571
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:04,729
Okay, thanks for
watching this outmoded
form of entertainment.
572
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,330
Now let's all go around the horn
573
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,633
and say what our favorite
part of the episode was.
574
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,178
- Chris?
- Pass.
575
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,714
- Meg?
- Don't care.
576
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,148
Okay, Stewie's asleep,
577
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,172
and I can see Brian
driving away in his car.
578
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:17,241
And just so you know,
he doesn't drive a Prius
579
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,842
like you see on the show.
580
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:21,162
He actually drives
a white convertible
Mercedes.
581
00:21:21,230 --> 00:21:23,981
Basically the car
a lady Realtor would drive.
582
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,783
Oh, animation producer
Shannon Smith,
583
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:26,984
I see you're still here.
584
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,285
You want to say something?
585
00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:29,731
Thanks, Peter. Actually...
586
00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:31,222
Oh, Fuzzy Door. Bye.
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