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♪ It seems todaythat all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in moviesand sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are thosegood old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a manwho positively can do ♪
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♪ All the thingsthat make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's... a...Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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Hi there. It's me, Peter.
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You know, when it comes
to making dreams come alive,
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there used to be nothing
like the movies.
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So we thought it would
be fun to ask
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a few visionary Hollywood
directors to create his...
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Let's be honest, his...
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Own unique version of
the same Family Guy story:
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"Peter Gets Fired."
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Of the countless
directors we contacted,
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three did not
say no immediately,
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and I got a weird message
from Paul Verhoeven
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that I could not understand.
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Ah, Pieoter,
habinsky Vermhoeven.
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Kibbensme comfurdle. Stupf.
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I've listened to that
over a hundred times now.
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I-I got nothin'.
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Anyway,
here's our first director,
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Quentin Tarantino.
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♪ Hey, well,I'm the friendly stranger ♪
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♪ In the black sedan, won'tyou hop inside my car? ♪
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♪ I got pictures, got candy,I'm a lovable man ♪
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♪ And I can take youto the nearest star ♪
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♪ I'm your vehicle,baby ♪
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♪ I'll take you anywhereyou wanna go ♪
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♪ I'm your vehicle, woman ♪
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♪ By now I'm sure you know ♪
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- ♪ That I love ya ♪
- ♪ Love ya ♪
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- ♪ I need ya ♪
- ♪ Need ya ♪
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♪ I want you,got to have you, child ♪
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♪ Great God in heaven,you know I love you... ♪
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- What's in your lunch?
- Pizza.
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- From home or from a place?
- A place.
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♪ Well, if you wants to bea movie star ♪
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♪ I'll get a ticketto Hollywood. ♪
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Ah, you're sick, man.
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That's too low
of a five, Griffin.
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I've warned you before.
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You know what my least
favorite part of a peach is?
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The fuzz.
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Sounds like you would enjoy
a nectarine.
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Griffin,
you're three hours late.
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Stop trying to be a clock,
you ain't got the face for it.
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I've had enough
of your nonsense.
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Here's Christoph Waltz
to fire you in a weird accent.
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Yer fi-YERD!
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It's a cliche.
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You think you can fire me?
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I'm taking this keg as payback.
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Cinema is an event.
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- Where's my family?
- Dead. All of them.
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Oh, my God, where am I?
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- What happened?
- Ugh! Coma breath.
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Coma?! How long was I out?
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- What year is this?
- It's whatever year
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Quentin Tarantino used
to watch television.
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Well, can I go home?
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Well, you're not really ready,
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but if it's for revenge,
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you can stab me
with this scalpel
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- and then run out.
- Thanks.
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Oh, that was unnecessary
but cool.
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So awesome!
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Ah, so close.
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No, this is better.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Yeah. ♪
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Somebody order
a wet-haired black guy
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to help with your revenge
and sometimes
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speak louder than necessary?
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♪ ♪
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Angela?
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We got business.
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Sorry, that's my car alarm.
Cleveland, turn that off!
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I'm pressing the button.
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Y-You got to put the keys
in the ignition.
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I've been doing that, but...
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Oh, there we go.
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Tricia Takanawa 88s!
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♪ ♪
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Peter, I'm standing here
because I am
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the only Asian recurring
character on the series.
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- ♪ Get on up ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪
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- ♪ Get up ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪
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- ♪ Get up ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪
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- ♪ Get on up ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪
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- ♪ Stay on the scene ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪
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♪ Like a lovin' machine ♪
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♪ Get on up ♪
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- ♪ Get up ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪
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- ♪ Taste ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪
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- ♪ Of piano ♪
- ♪ Get on up. ♪
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Peter,
you can tell I'm different
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because my weapon is different.
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Oh, well, then,
maybe I won't be able
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to chop your head off.
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Oh, yep.
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♪ ♪
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Opera music makes
violence classy.
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Of course.
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That!
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♪ What's new, pussycat? ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ What's new, pussycat?Whoa. ♪
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Welcome back
to our special episode,
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featuring
famous directors' versions
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of the same Family Guy
story, "Peter Gets Fired."
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I'm still here in front
of the Hollywood Sign,
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but I've asked the cameraman
to adjust the shot
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so that you can
only see "wood."
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I thought
that would be hilarious.
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You know why?
'Cause of boners.
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Anyway, our next director
is Wes Anderson,
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a guy who makes you feel
like you ate a pot brownie
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and woke up in a greeting card.
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♪ ♪
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Mmm.
Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum.
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On a March day, with
a temperature of 64 degrees,
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my father lost his position
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with the Pawtucket Brothers
Brewery Company,
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near our village
in central Quahogia.
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Needless to say, it would
change our lives forever.
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What does it say?
I can't read spaghetti.
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You're relieved
of your position.
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I see. And what's
to happen to my play?
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The opening is only days away.
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The play's off.
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With no discernible reaction,
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my father made his way home
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to deliver the news
to my mother.
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Let me tell you about my house.
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We lived
in a New England cottage
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that was inside
a vintage Army tent,
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that was inside
a decommissioned submarine,
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that was all inside
an old airplane hangar.
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After a lifelong battle
with malaise,
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Mother had a world-renowned
Norwegian neurosurgeon
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design her a room in which
to take refuge.
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On a trek through Patagonia,
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Father had fallenin love withfreshly loomed clothing.
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From that point forth,all our clotheswere made daily
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and only from natural fibers.
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I've lost my position
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with the Pawtucket Brothers
Brewery Company.
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And the play is off.
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We have to inform the children.
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My brother Chris
had spent his life
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conjoining his twin loves,
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medicine and escape artistry.
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Eureka. A possible cure.
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Do you want to do
a Spider-Man kiss?
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Our dog Brianhad been makinga name for himself
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on the pickleball court.
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And that's match
for Gene Porterfield.
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Are those marking sole shoes?
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I'd like to officially file
a grievance.
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Brian had quietly
become the most successful
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grievance filer
in league history.
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I'll be there right away.
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♪ ♪
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My sister Meg had left home
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at a young age with a goal
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of hitting a golf ball off
of every glacier.
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The exterior of our
house is a lighthouse now.
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Inside's the same.
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Okay, back to the story.
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I've summoned you all
and arranged you
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in a perfectly symmetrical
form in front of me
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to tell you some important news.
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I've been relieved
of my position at the brewery.
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What of the play?
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The play
is postponed, indefinitely.
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No, Mr. Griffin.
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You need to do this play.
We'll help you.
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But I've lost access
to the brewery.
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That's where the whole piece
is set.
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Maybe it doesn't have to be.
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But that's where
the free tape and paper is.
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I'll buy you new tape and paper.
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The play is back on.
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On an overcast
Thursday afternoon,
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my father presented his play,
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one of the most compelling
stories of the 1980s,
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Max Dugan Returns.
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Max, you've returned!
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I have.
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This took a lot of work.
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My father passed away
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in the spring of his 43rd year,
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and was put to rest
in the family graveyard.
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He died chasing a Pokemon
across a busy street.
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♪ ♪
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Hey there. It's me again.
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Wouldn't it be great
if Wes Anderson's movies
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were actually that short?
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Anyway, the Hollywood Sign
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is more historic than you think.
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On this very spot, 52 years ago,
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a piece of beef jerky
was planted in the ground
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and watered with Red Bull.
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A speedboat erupted
from the soil,
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and in that speedboat...
was Michael Bay.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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This already doesn't make sense.
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♪ ♪
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Help! Opie's trapped
in the tank.
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You're fired, Griffin,
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for destroying company property.
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Tell it to my tongue.
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Mr. President,
we have a situation.
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The Decepticons plan to destroy
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the Seven Wonders of the World,
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starting with the Hagia Sophia.
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The what? Is that even
one of the Seven Wonders?
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The Decepticons
have only one weakness.
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They're allergic to beer.
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I don't like the taste
either so much.
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That chest plate is
where they're most vulnerable.
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If we could find someone
strong enough to throw a keg
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with enough force,
we might have a shot.
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The only problem is,
there's not a man alive
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who can throw a keg
with that kind of force.
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There may be one.
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I wonder who it is.
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♪ ♪
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Our top story: stopping
the Decepticons with beer?
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According to our sources,
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the search is underway
for a man strong enough
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to throw a keg with enough force
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to save the Seven Wonders
of the World.
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What took you so long?
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There was a train and
I like to count the cars.
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- It was a big one.
- Me, too. That is fun.
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But you're wasting
your time coming here.
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I don't throw kegs anymore.
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Who's this?
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What are you wearing?
That's my funeral shirt.
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Look, Peter, I didn't want
to ask you to do this
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because of that maverick
but awesome thing you did
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in the battle war of the past.
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Is this the stuff you didn't
want me to ask you about?
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I told you not to ask me
about that.
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He went rogue
and saved everyone's lives,
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but he didn't do it by the book.
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Is that why he can't
get an erection?
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Everyone stop talking about me!
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Listen,
it's not me that's asking,
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it's America.
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Tell America
my answer is "no."
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go change my mind
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in the shower.
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♪ Peter's country needs him ♪
262
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♪ But he just doesn't know ♪
263
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♪ He's scaredhe'll miss his shows ♪
264
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♪ And he's expectinga UPS package ♪
265
00:16:54,964 --> 00:16:57,565
♪ Who's gonnawater his plants? ♪
266
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♪ He's got a lot of ballsin the air ♪
267
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♪ That's for sure. ♪
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Hold on!
269
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Damn it, I'm in.
270
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But I do things my way,
and I pick my crew.
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Deal. Now let me sit sideways
on your motorcycle
272
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like a Vietnamese woman,
and let's get out of here.
273
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Still trying to put the world
back together, I see.
274
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Hello, Peter.
275
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We're not joining your team.
276
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I'm putting together a team.
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- We're in.
- Good.
278
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Let's shake hands
like tough guys.
279
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Some of your sweat went
in my mouth.
280
00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:56,557
Oh, hello, Peter.
281
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I was just out back
working in the garden.
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Oh, yeah?
283
00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:01,412
Trying to grow some balls?
284
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,347
Okay, okay.
285
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,949
Play nice, boys.
286
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:12,256
Love the cookie-cutter house
you and Poindexter got here.
287
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Never pegged you
for a burbs dweller.
288
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Peter, you used to live here.
289
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That was a long time ago.
290
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It was two months ago.
291
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Two months is a long time
292
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,033
when you don't sleep
and only eat ground beef.
293
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,847
Did you tell Chris
about my mission?
294
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I thought you should.
295
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,139
This is my favorite
296
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:30,119
out of all the Seven Wonders
of the World.
297
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,176
The Hagia Sophia.
298
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:35,362
It's like God made
a basilica for himself.
299
00:18:35,431 --> 00:18:37,982
Dad,
nothing bad will ever happen
300
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,134
to the Hagia Sophia, right?
301
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:41,769
Not on my watch.
302
00:18:45,141 --> 00:18:46,986
The Decepticons' second target
303
00:18:47,010 --> 00:18:49,443
has been announced.
It's Machu Picchu.
304
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:51,929
City in the clouds.
305
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,031
Inca Empire.
306
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,504
When did our kids
get so obsessed
307
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,088
with the Seven Wonders?
308
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,274
They learned it from you.
309
00:19:04,693 --> 00:19:06,026
Got to go, babe.
310
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Pete.
311
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Save that fucking basilica.
312
00:19:29,452 --> 00:19:32,403
According to the calculations
on my Microsoft Surface,
313
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they have advanced
cloaking technology.
314
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,607
The Microsoft Surface
confirms it.
315
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:37,941
Microsoft Surface.
316
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:41,112
My Samsung Gear S2 watch
says the same thing.
317
00:20:01,684 --> 00:20:05,970
We came from outer space
to step on church stuff.
318
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,204
That does it.
319
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:08,339
Let's have a fight
320
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:09,885
with so many
quick shots and close-ups,
321
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,709
you can't tell what's going on.
322
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♪ Up ♪
323
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,330
♪ To break it back down ♪
324
00:20:19,068 --> 00:20:23,153
♪ We're building it up ♪
325
00:20:23,205 --> 00:20:24,805
♪ To burn it down ♪
326
00:20:24,874 --> 00:20:27,324
♪ We can't wait ♪
327
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,176
♪ To burn it to the ground ♪
328
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:39,169
♪ The colors conflict. ♪
329
00:21:03,379 --> 00:21:05,879
Peter, don't. It's suicide.
330
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Take care of my kids' bikes.
331
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They're expensive.
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♪ ♪
333
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,034
Oh, my God!
334
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:45,736
I can't believe Peter's gone.
335
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:48,839
I never got to repeat to him
the line he said to me
336
00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:51,575
earlier in the film
that has taken on new meaning
337
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,764
in the context
of all that has happened.
338
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:05,423
Today is the day we honor
the late Peter Griffin,
339
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:09,460
the hero who saved the
Seven Wonders of the World.
340
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:19,219
Who's that ugly son of a bitch?
341
00:22:22,525 --> 00:22:24,225
Peter, you're alive.
342
00:22:24,293 --> 00:22:25,759
But-but how?
343
00:22:25,828 --> 00:22:27,606
You were blown
into a million pieces.
344
00:22:27,630 --> 00:22:30,748
Luckily, I know a couple
of pretty good welders.
345
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,503
Wait, they-they
welded you back together?
346
00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:38,650
A-And they knew you were
alive the whole time?
347
00:22:38,674 --> 00:22:39,806
You want to ask questions
348
00:22:39,875 --> 00:22:41,842
or you want to do it
in a cemetery?
349
00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:49,783
Is... is everything all right?
350
00:22:49,852 --> 00:22:51,630
Yeah, no,
I-I think I'm just tired
351
00:22:51,654 --> 00:22:53,521
from all the flying
back and forth.
352
00:22:53,589 --> 00:22:55,334
Maybe we just talk here
for a little bit,
353
00:22:55,358 --> 00:22:58,159
and then you can tell everyone
that I functioned as I should.
354
00:22:58,227 --> 00:23:00,594
Yeah, uh, okay.
355
00:23:00,663 --> 00:23:02,608
So, which director
thing was your favorite?
356
00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:04,131
Mine was this one.
357
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,967
Oh, honestly, I-I didn't
care for the episode.
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