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[marching band plays]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle -USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

What would you like
to do tonight, Lou-Ann?

Whatever pleases you is just fine with me.

Well, I got this clipping
out of the paper.

"Doings around town."

And it seems they're having this special
one-man art show tonight.

Only he don't use regular paint.

He makes all of his pictures
with kidney beans.

And he shoots them on with a slingshot.

That sounds fascinating.
Why, it might be nice to...

Hey, isn't that Sergeant Carter's
girlfriend over there?

Yeah, it sure is.

Miss Bunny!

- Hey.
- Well, hi, Miss Bunny.

Hi Gomer, Lou-Ann. How are you?

- Just fine.
- What are you doing out here?

Waiting for your sergeant.
Have you seen him anywhere?

He was supposed to meet me here at seven.
It's almost half past.

Well, I'm sure it's not his fault.

Something terrible important
must have come up.

You know, he's got a lot of responsibility
in that job of is.

I hope you never acquire the type of job
that makes you late for dates.

You mean Gomer's always on time?

He's most punctual.
Never made me wait one single second.

[sighing] I wish Vince was like that.
He's always late.

Why, I spend more time hanging around
street corners than the Salvation Army.

Why don't you come inside

and have a cup of coffee with us
till he gets here?

- I don't want to be a bother.
- Well, it's no bother at all.

- It's a pleasure.
- Oh!

- Is this table all right?
- Okay by me.

Coffee, please.

- Can I take your coat?
- Thank you.

- You sure that won't be too drafty on you?
- Oh, no, this is just fine.

Where the heck is she?

Are you comfortable, Lou-Ann?
Or had you rather move to a booth?

Oh, this is just fine, Gomer.

Is there anything else
you'd like, Miss Bunny?

Oh, nothing.

I thought we were gonna meet out front.
Come on. Let's go.

Not even a hello first?

Huh? Oh.

Hello, and goodbye. Come on. Let's go.

I don't know
what you're doing here in the first place.

- I asked you to wait out front.
- But Miss Bunny was out front, Sergeant.

- We invited her in.
- Huh.

Well, thanks a heap.

What are you standing up for?

The movie starts in 20 minutes. Come on.

Right away, Lord and Master.

Say, maybe you two
would like to go with us.

No!

They've probably got plans of their own.
Haven't you, Pyle?

Well, we was thinking
of going to an art show.

But it wasn't nothing definite.

Would you like to go to the movies,
Lou-Ann?

- Well, would you like to go?
- It's up to you.

I just want you to have a good time.

[Lou-Ann] Well...

- What's the big idea?
- He was very nice to me.

The least we can do is ask them along.

- What do you say?
- Well, what do you think?

Well, what do you think?

- I don't care.
- Neither do I.

No sense in you two quarreling about it.

Maybe some other time.

But I think we'd like to go, Sarge.
It'd be real nice being with you two.

- Wouldn't it, Lou-Ann?
- Uh-huh.

Well, I'll just pay for the coffee
and I'll be right back.

Excuse me.

It's not enough
I'm with that knucklehead all day?

- I got to be with him all night too?
- It's just a sit-in-the-dark movie, Vince.

- It's not so bad.
- Yeah. Well, I suppose.

It'll be fine.

I just hope it's dark enough to lose him.

All set.

- Can I help with your coat, Lou-Ann?
- Thank you.

Car's out the front.

What the...?

- What are you doing back there?
- What's the difference?

Just drive.

And keep both hands on the wheel.

[tense music playing in movie]

Where's Gomer?

I gave him the slip at the popcorn stand.

Vince!

You're terrible.

Terrible? What's so terrible?

We want to be alone, don't we?

Well, don't we?

Well...

So...

Old Doc Carter fixed it.

[Gomer] There they are.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

I didn't think
we could find you in the dark.

Miss Bunny, I brought you
some fresh buttered popcorn.

Thanks, Gomer.

Is there anything else
you'd like me to get for you?

- Something to drink?
- Oh, no. That's all right.

When I want something,
Vince will get it for me.

If you wanted something,
why didn't you get it when you came in?

- Well, how about you, Sergeant?
- No.

Well, if there's anything you want,
just remember,

I'm sitting right here behind you.

Oh, look. It's a Porky Pig cartoon.

I just love the way he goes,

"Tha... that... that's all, folks!"

Boy, didn't that movie have some ending?

Imagine that little old horse
coming from behind and winning that race

and saving the farm and everything.

Yeah, it was great.

Well, it's been a truly lovely evening.
But we'd better be running along.

That's right.
So I guess we'll just say good night.

Sure. Well, we'll see you around.

Well, why don't you stay with us?
It's still early.

Well... The sergeant probably has plans.

Do you have any plans?

Well, as a matter of fact,
I was thinking maybe we'd...

well, go for a little ride in the park.

You know, you and me.

Just relax.

A ride in the park?
Hey, that's a good idea.

Why don't you come with us?

Oh... well, I don't know.

Oh, sure. It'll be fun.

Would you like to go riding?

Would you like to?

It's up to you.

You decide, Gomer.
Anything's just fine with me.

Well, all right.

We'd love to join you.

Good.

- That is, if you don't mind.
- I don't mind.

- [Gomer] Because if you do...
- I'll bring the car around.

[Gomer] You sure now?

If you are.

My, this sure is a scenic spot, Sergeant.
How in the world did you ever find it?

Well, I just happened
to be driving by one day.

There's a beautiful little path down here
that I want to show Bunny.

Lots of flowers and things.
Awful pretty at night.

Sounds nice. You want to see it, Lou-Ann?

No, no. You two stay here.

It's kind of a narrow path.
Not room enough for four people.

Why don't you just relax
and play the radio, huh?

Okay, Sergeant.

Come on.

Really, Vince. Don't you think
you've been kind of obvious?

Well, I had to get away
from that pest somehow.

Gomer's very sweet.

You know, this is the first time
I've seen him out with a girl.

And they're so cute together.

Yeah, that Gomer's a real gentleman.

Which is more than I can say
for some people.

What do you mean by that?

Never mind.

Come on, Bunny.

Well... look what we have here.

It's time for togetherness.

And I am your local distributor.

I can't tell which one of these knobs
is the radio.

That's not it.

Well, how about that one over there?

Turn off them lights.

Darn it! Turn off the lights.

Turn them off, will you?

[Carter] Good night, Pyle.
Good night, Lou-Ann. Nice being with you.

Well, it's been fun.

See you another time.

Yeah, thanks for the ride.

[Bunny] Good night.

Very nice, Vince. Very nice.

Chasing them off like that.

Chasing them off?

Look, Bunny, if I remember correctly,

my date tonight was with you,
not with Pyle.

I know. But you can't be rude to people.

Rude?

Do you call it rude to want to be alone
with my girl for a few minutes

without being interrupted?

Do you call it rude
to want to kiss my girl

without a spotlight hitting me
like I was part of a prison break?

It was just an unfortunate accident.

Pyle is an unfortunate accident!

Aw, come on honey.

The evening's half over.

Let's try to enjoy what's left of it.

I just hope their feelings aren't hurt.

Will you forget about them?

Now, they probably want
to be alone themselves.

- Do you ever stop to think about that?
- Well...

They probably just tagged along out of
politeness, 'cause you asked them to.

- Maybe you're right.
- I know I am.

Hey. Why don't we go to the Jade Club
and grab some supper, huh?

And maybe we can get in
a little dancing between courses.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

The main thing is, it'll be just us.

[lively jazz playing]

[Bunny and carter chuckle]

Well, why don't you sit down?
We can dance more later.

Yeah. This is more like it.

Yeah. It's going to be a good evening
after all, huh?

Brash!

- Shall we order?
- Sure. I'm starved.

Surprise, surprise, surprise.

Hi, you two.

Goodness. Fate sure is
throwing us together tonight.

We didn't expect to find you here.
Are you having dinner?

That's why we came by.
Do you see an empty table, Lou-Ann?

Uh-uh.

Well, listen. There's room for two more
here. Why don't you join us?

Oh, well, no. Thank you just the same.
But we don't want to intrude.

Oh, nonsense. You said you were hungry.
Come on. Come on.

Well... well, if you're sure now.

Sure. We'd love it. Sit down.

- All right by you, Lou-Ann?
- If it's all right with you.

Well, it's fine by me if it's fine by you.

I don't mind if you don't mind.

[Gomer] Well, heck,
I just want you to have a good time.

[soft jazz playing]

Boy, you really fixed this evening.

First we had 'em at the movies.
Then we had 'em at the park.

And now we have 'em here.

Well, I had to ask them
to sit down, Vince.

They were hungry,
and there was no other place.

You can't just ignore people, Vince.

Especially decent,
considerate people like Gomer.

Considerate? Some considerate.
He's been in our hair all evening.

Mr. Goody Two Shoes.

Not everybody's the way you are!

What do you mean by that?
Come on. What are you trying to say?

Just that you could learn something
from Gomer.

Me? From him? Like what?

Well, if you don't know,
then I can't tell you.

The fact is, Vince,
you are plain, downright uncouth.

Oh, yeah? I'm as couth as he is.

Couther.

Besides, Pyle has to treat Lou-Ann
delicate like that.

She's a helpless feminine type.

Well, what am I?
A fullback for the Green Bay Packers?

You know, I wouldn't be a bit surprised
if there wasn't wedding bells

for Sergeant Carter
and Miss Bunny before long.

I wouldn't be a bit surprised, either.

Say, right after dinner,
why don't you and me leave,

and leave them together by their lonesome?

Honestly, Gomer,
if you're not the most thoughtful man.

Well, we don't want to stand in the way
of wedding bells.

- [Carter] Oh, yeah?
- And don't bother seeing me home.

I'll call a taxi.
And don't bother calling me, either.

- Fat chance of that!
- Good night.

Good night.

Sergeant, what happened?

It's very simple.

Big Mouth and me are washed up.
And good riddance.

But it can't be.

I always thought there'd be wedding bells
for you and Miss Bunny.

There ain't going to be no wedding bells.
There ain't going to be no nothing.

We're through. Finished. Washed up.

Well, what could have happened?

I feel just terrible.

Imagine Miss Bunny and Sergeant Carter
breaking off like that.

- It just shakes your faith, don't it?
- Makes me want to cry.

I wonder if there's anything
that we can do?

Well, maybe if you talk to the sergeant,
you know, man-to-man,

he might realize the error of his ways.

Well, I could try.
But he might not take very kindly to it,

what with me just being a private
and him a sergeant and all.

But maybe if you talk to him.

- Me?
- Now, that might just do it.

You've got such a fine way with words.

Well...

If you really think it would help,
all right.

And while you talk to the sergeant
about Miss Bunny,

I'll be talking to Miss Bunny
about the sergeant.

Well, yes.

We'll deal with both halves
of the problem simultaneously.

I'm certain they both
just simply acted in haste,

and a word to the wise will be sufficient.

See, you do have a fine way with words.
Just like I said. No doubt about it,

this will put them back together
before you know it. You just see.

[excited gasp]

And that's why I asked you to meet me,
Sergeant Carter,

because I most sincerely feel
that you have acted hastily,

and I just would hate
to see you make a mistake

that you may well regret
for the rest of your life.

Why, the two of you have shared many
wonderful moments together, I'm sure.

Things that you could never have
with someone else.

And it would be a pity
to let false and foolish pride

keep you from her side.

[sighing] Don't you agree?

Did anyone ever tell you
you got the whitest teeth?

Sergeant Carter's just wild about you,
Miss Bunny.

You're all he ever talks about.

And you're lucky to have a man
like Sergeant Carter, too.

He's the finest Marine on the whole base.
A born leader.

And he's got a fine mind.
And he makes a real nice appearance.

Did you ever see him right after
he comes out the barbershop

when he's had his hair cut?

He has on that Butch pomade.

His hair's nice and shiny,
and stands straight up.

Just like he'd called
his own head to attention.

He's got a wonderful smile.

All the spaces between his teeth
are nice and even.

I don't think a girl could do any better
than Sergeant Carter.

Did anyone ever tell you
you have the brownest eyes?

Golly.
How did everything go so wrong, Lou-Ann?

Well, it would appear
that we have been caught up

in the classic symptom of the rebound.

- The what?
- Rebound.

That's when people have a romance
that comes out unhappily,

and they turn all their affections
on the very first person who comes along,

which in this case just happens to be us.

We sure got ourselves
into a mess, didn't we?

I don't want to go out with Miss Bunny

any more than you want
to go out with Sergeant Carter.

- But I will.
- Huh?

- And you're going to go out with Bunny.
- Why?

Because we've got to help them through
their period of adjustment.

I've never been out with Miss Bunny.
I wouldn't know how to act with her.

Don't act, Gomer.

Just be yourself.

[light jazz playing]

- Will this be okay?
- Yeah, that's fine. Thanks.

- Okay.
- Hey.

This is a great table.
Right on the dance floor.

Wonderful crowd tonight.

Come on. Take a load off your feet.

- Sergeant, my coat.
- Huh?

Oh, sure. Yeah. The coat. I'm sorry.

I wasn't thinking.

There now.

Everything's under control. [chuckling]

Well, ain't it?

Would you help me with my chair, please?

The chair. The chair. I forgot. Here.

[gasping] Really, Vincent!

Oh. Wait a minute.

You got me all wrong.

I was just stretching my legs.
I did a lot of marching.

- Is this table all right, Miss Bunny?
- Okay with me, killer.

Sure is a nice crowd tonight.

What's the matter?

Your coat.

Did something get on it?

No. I... I was just going to
help you off with it.

Huh?

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh!

Thank you.

Well.

Yeah, it certainly was nice of you, Gomer.

What is it?

Uh... nothing.

I was just gonna help you into your chair.

Oh.

But if you'd rather sit over here...

Thank you.

Well...

I'm sure we're going to have
a lovely evening, Gomer.

A lovely, lovely...

Well... [giggles]

Yes, as I was saying,

I'm certainly glad
you asked me out tonight, Gomer.

Oh, it was my pleasure.

Yes, sir. It's gonna be a gas!

Oh, I'm terrible sorry, Miss Bunny.

I must have bumped your leg.

Oh. No. That... that's okay.

And then, Daddy said that I could
come to California on one condition,

that I promise to write home
three times a week.

Now, that isn't too much to ask, is it?

And he said not to be afraid to come home

if I ever got the teensiest,
weensiest bit homesick.

But I never have.
Have you ever gotten homesick?

This is just such a wonderful place.

So many museums
and art galleries and libraries.

There's just so much to do,
I never have a chance to be lonesome.

Oh.

Do you have to?

Huh?

Oh.

Sorry.

And then, Daddy said...

Say, why don't we dance?

Oh. All right. If you'd like.

[smoochy jazz playing]

Is anything wrong?

No.

I just saw an old friend.

Hey. It's Sergeant Carter and Lou-Ann.
What a surprise.

Yeah.

Well! If it isn't Gomer and Bunny.

I never expected to see them here.

Please, if you don't mind.

Huh? Oh, sure. It's fine with me.

[she mouths]

[he mouths]

Oh. Goodness!

- What's the matter?
- Heel came loose on my shoe again.

- Oh, well, maybe I can...
- Gomer can fix it.

He's done it before.

Huh? Oh, sure.

Leave it to me.

Would you stay with Miss Bunny?
I'll be just a minute.

It's a nice crowd tonight.

Certainly is.

No sense in wasting all that music.

No, I suppose not.

[Carter chuckles]

Well, I'll be. Would you believe it?
They've made up.

It sure looks like it.

And without any help from us.
They did it on their own.

Well, maybe we helped a little, Gomer.

Just a little.

Look, Lou-Ann,
I know that I brought you here tonight,

but would you mind if I took
Bunny home, and Pyle took you?

Oh, that would be just fine with me.

Well, think nothing of it, Sergeant.

- Well, good night, Miss Bunny.
- See you tomorrow, Pyle.

- Good night, Sergeant.
- Good night.

Hey, Sergeant.
Looks like you got a flat tire.

Huh?

But don't you worry.
I used to change a lot of these

when I worked at the filling station
back home.

- Can I have the keys to your trunk?
- Thanks, Pyle. That's awfully nice of you.

Will you be long, Gomer?

A little, why?

Well, I'm kind of worried by the time
you fix this and take me home,

you'll miss the last bus back to the base.

Oh, that's all right.

When you're through,
Vince can drive Lou-Ann and me home,

and then you boys
can go back to the base together.

Bunny!

Least you can do.

Forget it, Pyle.

I'll take care of it myself.

I wouldn't think of it, Sergeant.
I wouldn't think of it at all.

Okay. But just remember one thing.

When we take them home,
you sit in the back.

You understand? In the back.