All language subtitles for Gomer Pyle U S M C S04E03 Corporal Carol 1080p BluRay FLAC2 0 H 264-BTN_track5_[eng]

[marching band plays]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle - USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

Lou-Ann, I can't tell you
how good it is to hear your voice.

I just can't tell you how good it is.

And have you been a good boy
while I've been gone?

All right. Straighten up that line.
Look sharp.

Okay, you knuckleheads, let's hit it.

Ten-hut!

Heads in.

Elbows to the sides.

Freeze.

Let's look sharp now. Eyes straight ahead.

I don't want to see a muscle move.

What did you say, Lou-Ann?

[Corporal Carol] Don't even breathe. Do you read me?

You taking a sunbath, Mason?

Button it. Button it.

Where's your cap?

I left it in the truck.
You see, I thought...

Oh, you thought? You thought...
We have a thinker in the group.

Look, Spinoza, I do all the thinking
around here. You got that?

If I catch you without that cap again,
I'll put it on for you.

And if I put it on for you,

it's gonna take a plumber to get it off.

You men on duty here?

No, not exactly.

Then shove off!

Move it. Move it!

All right. Now, hear this.

Well, it's been the longest three weeks,
four and a half days that I can remember.

Actually, Gomer, I must confess...

...I've missed you too.

Shazam!

See you tonight
at the Bluebird Café about 7:30?

I can hardly wait.

Check into barracks eight.

Stow your gear and report
to the company office at 17:00.

Dismissed.

Bye, Lou-Ann.

Oh!

Excuse me, ma'am.
I didn't mean to run into you like that.

I just couldn't help myself is all.

You're new here,
right this minute, aren't you?

Oh, I get it. You're just nosing around

so you can get the names
of those other girls.

- Well, let me tell you something...
- What other girls?

- You didn't see any other girls?
- No, ma'am. Just you.

You're the only girl I saw.

Well, what are you grinning about?

Well, it's just that now suddenly
things seem to be just real nice.

- Huh?
- I mean,

when you've been lonesome for a long time
and then you hear that one girl's voice,

well, the birds start singing,
the sun starts to shine,

and then you ain't lonesome anymore.

Just like that?

Go on!

It's the truth. I know I shouldn't be
talking to you like this,

us just having met
and you being a corporal and all,

but I just plain had to say those things
or bust.

That's all right.

I never did think this day
would ever come.

And now my long wait's over.

But I... I don't even know your name.

I'm Pyle, ma'am, Gomer Pyle.

Pyle? Gomer Pyle?

It's nice.

It's unusual. But it's nice.

I'm, uh, Corp...

I'm Carol, Carol Barnes.

Carol? Oh, that's a pretty name.

You really think so?

Uh-huh. Fact is, there was a girl
back home by the name of Carol.

And I always did think it was
one of the prettiest names around.

And just where would back home be?

Mayberry, North Carolina.
It's just a little bitty town

about 30 miles outside of Raleigh.

Oh, I just love little bitty towns.
They're so friendly.

Howdy, neighbor, and all that.

- Howdy, neighbor.
- Howdy.

Sure glad to meet you.

And I just know you're gonna love it here.

Oh, I'm sure I will.

There are so many nice places to go
in case you get lonesome,

like the Bluebird Café.

That's right down there
in the middle of town.

Bluebird Café?

Fact is, I'm gonna be there
myself tonight.

All by yourself?

I hope not for long.

Aren't you taking an awful lot
for granted?

Well, I sure hope
I see you again real soon, ma'am.

Well... you never can tell.

Ta-ta! [giggles]

Hey, evening, Gomer. What'll it be?

I think I'll wait and order
when Lou-Ann gets here.

She's back in town, you know.
And I'm gonna meet her here at 7:30.

Oh, but you're a little early, aren't you?

I didn't want to be late.

Hey, I think I will have a cup of coffee
while I'm waiting.

Okay.

Oh, hi there.

Hey, Corporal.

All by yourself again, huh?

Well, no, not exactly.

Oh, you don't have to pretend, Gomer,
not with me.

I know what it is to be alone.

- Oh, but I'm not alone, not now.
- Of course you're not.

And neither am I. Because we're together.

- But Corporal...
- Uh-uh-uh.

Carol.

- Well, Carol, what I'm trying to say is...
- We can't talk here, Gomer, not really.

I've got my car outside

and there's a lovely movie
at the drive-in.

Well, come on.
You don't have to be embarrassed with me.

After all, we're friends now.

But Corporal,
what I'm trying to tell you...

Uh-uh-uh. I told you, not Corporal.

Tonight, I'm Carol Barnes...

...woman.

[sighs] Well...

...here we are.

Oh. Well, if you'll excuse me a minute,
I'll go get some popcorn.

Would you like some?

We'll share.

There's a phone call for you, honey.
Sounds like Gomer.

I don't know what happened to him.
He was here just a little while ago.

My goodness. I hope he's all right.

Hello?

Gomer, well, where are you?

It was the darndest thing.

This here corporal,
who's new on the base just today

and the lonesomest thing you can imagine,

and well, the next thing you know,

here we are with a picture about to start.

Gomer, you sure do get yourself in fixes.

Why, you're just too obliging
to everybody.

But I've been looking forward
so much to seeing you.

After three long weeks,
four and a half days,

I sure wished I was with you.

Oh, so do I, Gomer.

You're just too nice for your own good.

But I guess that's one of the things
I like about you.

Well, can we make it
tomorrow night for sure?

At 7:00?

And you will excuse me for tonight,
won't you, Lou-Ann?

Okay. Fine.

Well, bye.

Hello again.

- [music playing on movie]
- Oh, you got back just in time.

- Did you want some popcorn?
- No, thank you.

- Will you hold it for me for a minute?
- Mm-hmm.

What are you doing?

Speaker.
We want to hear the movie, don't we?

Thank you.

[in movie] Meep-Meep!

Hey, look, it's a Road Runner cartoon.

It's my favorite.

- [explosion in movie]
- I seen this one before, though.

But I don't mind seeing it again.

In this one, there's a fox,

and he thinks he can make a
delicious dinner out of the Road Runner.

So what he does is...

Oh, I better not tell you the end.
It would ruin it for you.

Yes. It would. It would ruin it.

Gee, Gomer, this morning
we were complete strangers.

And now, tonight, here we are together
watching a Road Runner cartoon.

Meep-Meep!

- Hey, Gomer...
- Meep-Meep!

Look.

[tuts] They're missing
the best part of the cartoon.

Boy, just look at him go.
Nobody can ever catch him.

He just zips up the road
and then zips back down again.

[Carol chokes]

Sorry.

Boy, just look at him zip there!

Was you dozing off?

- Uh... [giggles]
- Don't you like the picture?

Oh, I love it.

You really should watch it.

Boy, look at him go. They never can
catch that little old rascal.

So tonight you're here first.

I'm not taking any chances.

I'm just dying to see him.

I was hoping I'd find you here.
What do you say, Gomer?

You want to take in
another drive-in movie tonight?

Better still, why don't we find
some quiet little place

where we can go dancing?
That'd be a lot cozier.

- But Corporal...
- Oh, we don't have to decide right now.

I tell you what, why don't we sit down
and have a bite to eat?

And then we can make our plans.

Oh, I'm so glad we bumped into each other.

It's fate, Gomer. That's what it is.

Fate. [giggles]

Lou-Ann, well, glory be.

I've been trying to get you
for the last two days.

But either you don't answer
or your line's been busy.

Who is this speaking, please?

Well, this is Gomer.

Gomer who?

Lou-Ann, I don't blame you for being mad.
There's been an awful mix-up.

And I just got to talk to you.

Well, I doubt very much
if that's possible.

I only answered the phone to tell you

that I don't wish to speak to you.

Goodbye, Mr. Pyle.

Wait a minute, Lou-Ann. Don't hang up.

Listen, couldn't we get together
for just a little bit

and let me explain everything?

I'm sorry.

But I have a very crowded schedule.

Couldn't see me, though,
for just a little bit, please?

Well, actually...

...I do seem to have tonight open.

That's great. Then we can meet and talk.

Uh-huh.

I believe a man should be given a chance
to prove his innocence.

That's real nice of you,
Lou-Ann, real nice.

It's the American way.

Seven o'clock at the Bluebird?

Well, I'll see you then. Bye.

Hi.

Hi.

What are you doing here?

Oh, I just came out
for a breath of fresh air

and Io and behold, here you are.

- Yeah.
- Uh...

Where were you last night?

I was kind of hoping
I might hear from you.

Oh, well, I turned in kind of early.

Oh, that's all right.

Tonight's another night,
and we're together.

Hey, Gomer, I was thinking
that tonight we could spend...

Carol, I can't go out with you
this evening.

What's the matter?
Don't you feel well? Are you sick?

Stick out your tongue, Gomer.

- No...
- Where does it hurt? Tell Carol.

Carol, I feel fine.

But I still can't go out with you tonight.

You see, well...

Sit down just a minute.

Well... you see, Carol...

...I'm meeting another girl.

Another girl?

You mean, you... you found somebody else?

[Gomer] Well, no, not exactly.

See, I knew Lou-Ann before I knew you

and we've been going out right along.

Oh.

You mean you're engaged?

No, we're not engaged.

- Going steady?
- We're not even that.

We date, or we did date,
until you came along.

What do you mean, "did"?

- You mean my coming along changed things?
- It sure did.

You shook my life up something fierce.

Me?

Wow. Right from the beginning,
you just took over.

Well, I know.

I guess there are some things
you can't fight.

I'm on my way now to meet her
to explain to her about you.

You should, Gomer.
It's the right thing to do.

You should tell her about this.

I just hope she understands.

I tell you what.

I'll go with you,
and together we'll make her understand.

Would you really help me explain?
It'd make things a lot easier.

You just leave everything to me.

Hey, Lou-Ann.

Lou-Ann, this is Corporal Carol Barnes.

Carol, this is Lou-Ann Poovie.

Hi, Miss... Poovie.

Well, it seems to me that three's a crowd.

Wait a minute, Lou-Ann.

You've got it all wrong.

Carol came here
to help me explain things to you.

- That's right.
- So please don't go. Please.

This whole thing has been
one great big misunderstanding.

So let's see where to start.

Well, I guess the best place
to begin's at the beginning.

Well, to begin with...

Gomer, why don't you let me talk to her,
you know, woman to woman?

[clears throat] You see, Miss Poovie...

...Lou-Ann, when I met Gomer,
I didn't know about you two.

And well, naturally,
when two women want the same man,

one of them's got to lose. And...

Well, what I'm trying to say is...
the way I used to handle it

was just to bow out gracefully without
creating a scene or getting hysterical.

That's the best way to handle it.

So... Aw, cheer up.

I bet you the next time,
you'll be a winner.

Carol? I don't...

Are you telling me that Gomer prefers you?

C'est l'amour.

- I see.
- Well, no, you don't.

I thank you for being so truthful to me.

Oh, you're very welcome, Lou-Ann.

- But Lou-Ann...
- Goodbye, Mr. Pyle,

forever.

Wait a minute, Lou-Ann.
You've got it all wrong.

Gomer.

Gomer, now, that wasn't so bad, was it?

Why did you say those things to her?

Well, you didn't seem to be able to tell
her that there was something between us,

so I did it for you.

But Carol, I thought you
came here to tell her

that there was nothing between us.

You know, it's so much easier on her
that way.

- What did you say?
- That there's nothing between us,

'cause there ain't. Don't you see?

Lou-Ann's my best girl.

That's what I've been trying to tell you
for the last couple of days.

But you just never would
give me the chance.

I'm really sorry
that it had to get to this point.

You mean, it's always been her?

Ever since the first time
I set eyes on Lou-Ann,

I knew that
there was nobody else like her.

I never even dreamed
she'd go out with me, but she did.

And then we got to liking each other
more and more

and understanding each other and...

...we was just two people
that was happy to be together.

Didn't matter where we were
or what we was doing.

The main thing was
that we was just together.

Of course, I'm... I'm very flattered

that you was interested in me too.

Course, I don't know why.

An attractive girl like you
ought to have a lot of boyfriends.

You mean you don't?

Well, then, you should have.

There's no reason in the world
that you shouldn't have lots of fellers.

You're nice-looking
and you've got a real good personality.

Of course, there is one suggestion
I could make.

Well, if we was to go out together again,
which we can't,

'cause I'm already spoke for, then...

...well...

...I'd like to be the one
to arrange things.

I mean,
I'd like to pick the place to go to.

And I'd like to drive.

But most of all...

...I'd like to be the one
to do the asking.

What you mean is I come on kind of strong.

Well, all I know is,
when I'm out with Lou-Ann,

I feel real important.

I mean, she always lets me lead the way.

And it makes me feel real good
to open doors for her

and to take her arm when
we cross the street, things like that.

I don't think I could ever do that.

I sure didn't get to be a corporal
that way.

Well...

you was a girl before you was a corporal.

Yeah.

Well, that can wait.

Right now, we've got to
get you back to Lou-Ann.

I don't even think
she wants to see me anymore.

We'll convince her.

- We'll?
- Don't worry.

This time, I'll say the right things.

Golly, maybe we better not.

It'll be fine, Gomer. Don't worry.

Hey, Lou-Ann.

Miss Poovie to you.
Besides, I thought made...

Lou-Ann... Lou-Ann, this was my idea.
Can we come in, please?

I'd rather you didn't.

Lou-Ann, back at the Bluebird Café,

I said some things
that I think need correcting.

There's nothing to correct.

It's all quite clear.

Besides... I'm no longer
interested in Mr. Pyle.

He has toyed with my affections
for the last time.

But I wasn't toying
with your affections, honest...

I beg your pardon, Mr. Pyle.
You most certainly were.

- I was trying to...
- Look.

I can clear this whole thing up,
if you'd just give me a minute to explain.

There's no need to explain.

You made yourself quite clear
at our earlier meeting.

You are the victor.

Take your spoils and go.

You're not listening, dear.

Uh, he wants you.

It's too late now.

How would you like a shot
right in the biscuit?

- Corporal!
- As you were, Marine.

You, open up.

Your Marine tactics don't...

Now!

- You, in there.
- But I...

Move it. Move it.

Move it.

- [door slams]
- All right.

Now, hear this and hear it good.

You, Private, over there.

- But I...
- On the double. On the double.

On the double.

And you, Miss Poovie, join him.

- You can't...
- Secure the chatter.

Move it. Move it. Move it. Move it.

All right.

At ease, both of you.

If you two don't know how
to square away this foul-up, I do.

You, Private,
you will put your arm around her,

and that's an order.

Oh!

And you will put your head
on his shoulder.

Get with it!

And keep it there.

Carry on.

My, she certainly is forceful, isn't she?

That's exactly what I've been
trying to tell you, Lou-Ann.

You know something, Gomer?

I'm glad she's forceful.

Me too, Lou-Ann, me too.

[sighs]

- Hey.
- Hi, Gomer.

Sure is nice to see you again.

And I want to thank you
for what you did last night.

Oh, it was nothing.

Oh, it was plenty.

Lou-Ann understands everything now,
and things are fine between us.

Fact is, I was just talking to her.

And she and I'd like
to take you out to dinner tonight.

Oh, that's real sweet, Gomer.

But why don't you two go along
and have fun?

Well, maybe some other time then, huh?

Sure.

Well, I've got to rush on
back to the barracks. I'll see you.

Okay, Gomer.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Let me go, you knuckleheads!
I can take care of myself.

[shrieks theatrically]

Oh! I don't know what came over...
oh, thank you so much.

Uh... could I have a little water, please?

I declare!

So nice of a big, strong fella like you

to take care of
an itty-bitty girl like me.

Oh, what a muscle. Oh, thank you!