All language subtitles for Gomer Pyle U S M C S02E17 Gomer and the Beast 1080p BluRay FLAC2 0 H 264-BTN_track5_[eng]

[marching band plays]

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

How do you do it, Gomer?

Hmm? Do what?

What kind of combination is that?

Chili beans and a chocolate soda?

It's delicious! You see,
the chili beans is kind of tingly

and the soda's real creamy and smooth.

It's been one of my favorite combinations
since I was a boy.

Someday they're gonna call out
the demolition squad

'cause you're gonna blow up like a bomb.

Aw, Frankie. [chuckles]

It's cold, that's what's wrong with it.

What did you do, let it sit for ten
minutes before you brought it out?

I brought it to you hot!
It's not my fault you let it get cold!

Then whose fault is it
that I don't have a napkin?

And my water glass has been empty
for the last ten minutes!

Listen, sweetheart, I got news for you.

You got a lot to learn
about waiting on tables.

Well, Sergeant Henchley, there are
a dozen other restaurants you can go to

if you don't like this one. And it won't
hurt my feelings one bit if you leave!

Boy, that Henchley.
How would you like to be in his platoon?

Murder. No wonder they call him the Beast.

Well, it fits him.
He makes Carter look like Mother Goose.

I don't see how anybody can talk like that
to Miss Ginger. She's so nice.

How's everything here, boys?
Want some more coffee?

- No, I'm fine, thanks.
- Yeah, me, too.

- Would you like some coffee, Gomer?
- No, thank you very much.

It was certainly kind of you to ask.
Everything was just perfect.

My chili beans was just as nice and hot,

and my chocolate soda
was just as nice and cold.

And the service was just wonderful,
wasn't it, fellas?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, very nice.

And the silverware and the glassware
was just sparklin'.

Thanks!

I don't know when I've enjoyed
a meal this much.

- Thanks!
- And, Miss Ginger,

if I was you, I wouldn't take it
too much to heart.

What?

You know,
some people just don't know no better.

Oh, Sergeant Henchley.

Yeah, hey, how come you take all that guff
from that loudmouth?

That loudmouth is my boyfriend.

Your boyfriend?!

You mean you go steady with the Beast?

Oh, that's all right.
I know they call him that.

Well, he sure don't talk to you
like he was your sweetheart.

Oh, he sounds off a lot. I guess he's just
practicing for when we get married.

[Henchley] Agh! That does it! I've had it!

Ginger, come here!

Now what's the matter?

Well, I just wanna tell you that
you're batting a thousand, sweetheart.

The steak was tough, the soup was cold,

the salad was soggy,
and the coffee was boiled.

Well, I didn't know
you were such a gourmet.

[sighs] I'm getting out of here.

I mean, this place is ridiculous.

Eating here
is like playing Russian roulette.

- I'm going.
- Well, go.

Go!

All right! I will!

That's terrible, just terrible,
talkin' to a lady that way.

Boy, what a lovely guy he is. You know,
somebody ought to take a poke at him.

It better not be you.
It'd be the last poke you took.

He'd break you into seven pieces,
one for each day of the week.

What do you say we head back to the base?

All right, let's go.
Come on, Gomer. You ready?

No, uh, I tell you, fellas, I think
I'll just stay around here for a while.

You go on back if you want to
and I'll see you later.

Why, what are you gonna do?

Well, I think I'll just hang around

and maybe have another bowl
of chili beans and another soda.

- Are you kidding?
- I just can't sleep if I'm hungry.

All right.

Here, this ought to take care of ours.

- See you fellas later.
- Okay, Gome.

See you tomorrow.

- Hey, Miss Ginger.
- Hello, Gomer. What are you doing here?

Actually, to tell you the truth,
I was waitin' for you.

You were?

I thought maybe you might like
to have somebody walk you home.

Oh, well, thanks,
but I can walk home by myself, thank you.

Oh, I know you can, I'm sure you can,

but I thought maybe
you might be a little upset.

Upset? About what?

Well, about what happened in there
with Sergeant Henchley a little while ago.

Oh, well, I'm used to that.
It happens pretty often.

Well, I don't think
you ought to walk home alone.

It's bad when folks that are upset
are alone,

because then all they got on their mind
is upset thoughts to think about.

Sure you don't want some company?

Well, all right, Gomer. Let's go.

[both laugh]

Poor thing. She was so fat

that one time she went
to make a phone Cali

and she got stuck in the booth
and couldn't get out.

[laughs] That's awful. What did she do?

She screamed for somebody
to give her another dime

and she called the fire department.

She was fat, but she sure had
a head on them shoulders.

Well, this is it.

And, Gomer, I really enjoyed the walk.

- You mean you're feelin' better now?
- Oh, yes, much better.

Well, I'm sure glad to hear that.

Gomer, you know something?

You're really a very nice person.

You mean 'cause I walked you home?
Shoot, that was my pleasure.

And I just want to say any time you're
feelin' down and don't want to be alone,

- you just let me know.
- Well, thanks. Maybe I'll do that.

- Well...
- I really appreciate it.

- Good night.
- Night, Ginger.

[clattering]

[men mumble]

I'm sorry, fellas.
Somebody left their bucket out.

I'm sorry.

- Is that you, Gomer?
- Yeah, it's me, Duke.

You just getting in? Where you been?

Well, I waited around the cafe until
Ginger got off and then I walked her home.

Ginger? You walked her home?
Are you out of your mind?!

- Why? What's wrong with that?
- She's Henchley's girl!

He'll tear you in half!

Well, I don't know why.
I wasn't a mushy walk home.

It was just a friendly walk home.

And even if she wasn't Henchley's girl,
it wouldn't be nothin' serious.

You're just lucky he didn't catch you.
We'll talk about it in the morning.

In the meantime, if I were you,
I'd keep this whole thing quiet.

Well, it was just a friendly act, is all.

I'm trying to tell you, she's Henchley's
girl! You heard him tonight.

You know why they call him the Beast?
You know what he can do to you?

- Well, what can he do to me?
- He can kill you, that's what he can do.

- I'm warning you, be quiet, stay away...
- [man] Come on now, be quiet!

- [man 2] Get to bed!
- I said I'm sorry.

It was just a friendly act, is all.

Here you are, fellas.

[music and chatter]

- What did he order?
- [Duke] The same thing we ordered.

The ice cream was hard when I made yours,

but it softened up when I made his.

Golly, you all got little-bitty sundaes,
didn't you? You want part of mine?

No, thanks, Gomer. We hate soft ice cream.

Let's get our checks and get out of here,
okay?

Ginger?
Ginger, can we have our checks, please?

Sure.

One chocolate sundae, 45 cents.

One chocolate sundae, 45 cents.

- Uh, wait a minute. Where's his check?
- Oh, his is on the house.

- Huh?
- Gomer was our 100th customer today.

Congratulations, Gomer.

Go-Olly! Ain't that lucky, fellas?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Yeah. One of my favorite people.

I hope he don't behave as badly
as he done last night.

Hello, Arthur.

Tip me off, sweetheart. What's gonna be
bad tonight, the food or the service?

- Arthur, don't start that.
- Why? Did anything change?

It was rotten last night.
It's gonna be rotten again tonight.

- Then why did you come back?
- I thought I'd give the dump another shot.

You know, best out of three.

Arthur, you know something?
I've found out something about you.

- Yeah? What's that?
- You're crude.

Crude! I found out that all people
don't have to act the way you act,

that some people can be gentlemen.
You're crude!

- What do you mean?!
- I found out something else, Arthur.

The way you treat me,
you upset me an awful lot.

Take last night, for instance.

Do you know what I would've done
last night after what you did?

I would've gone home
and cried myself to sleep.

But last night was different.

I found out that some people
can be kind and gentle

and understand how a girl feels.

They don't have to be crude. You're crude!

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about how you don't have to
wait around for me tonight.

- Huh?
- And forget about tomorrow night, too.

Maybe you'll learn
how not to talk so fresh to me.

- Are you kidding?
- No, I'm not kidding! Here!

And we're all out of the veal goulash!

- Gomer...
- Hey, Miss Ginger.

Gomer, remember what you said last night

about if I ever felt low
and needed company to call on you?

Oh, yes, ma'am, I sure do.

I was wondering, would you like to take me
to a movie tomorrow night?

Me? Well, I'd be glad to.

Hey, there's a Hercules movie on.
Would you like to see that?

- Oh, I'd love to.
- Well, good.

You really ought to go with somebody.

Nobody ought to see
a Hercules movie alone.

Fine. You can pick me up around 7:30.
I get off early tomorrow night.

Uh, uh, wait a minute, Gomer,
aren't you on guard duty tomorrow night?

And you have KP, Gomer.
You're gonna be all tied up.

Oh, no, not me, fellas.
I'm free as a bird.

Good. I'll see you tomorrow night, Gomer.

What's the matter with you?
She's Henchley's girl.

- What are you trying to do?
- Well, I'm not trying to do nothin'

except be friendly to somebody that needs
a friend. What's wrong with that?

Well, Sergeant Henchley, what'll it be
tonight, stuffed bell pepper?

Now, look, are you trying to tell me
you got a date with someone else?

Or perhaps the Irish stew.
That's very nice.

Who's the guy? Tell me who he is
and I'll tear him in half!

Arthur, keep your voice down.
You're getting very shrill!

Oh, good night, Gomer.
See you tomorrow night.

Night, Miss Ginger. 7:30, huh?

Is that the guy?

You going out with that creep?
That miserable creep?

Arthur, don't be crude. You're very crude!

- [machine dings]
- Ah! You owe me 14 grand, Sarge.

Yeah, yeah, well, I'll get even.
Don't worry.

I'll settle for a buck 40, cash.

- You got a deal.
- Okay, where's the buck 40?

You'll get it payday! Get off my back!

[Henchley] Hey, Carter!

Hello, Henchley. What's on your mind?

Carter, I wanna tip you off
to a little something.

Your platoon is gonna be one man short

if you don't wise up
one of them privates of yours.

Huh? What private?
What are you talking about?

I'm talking about that long, skinny guy
with the goofy face.

What long, skinny guy with the goo...

- You mean Pyle?
- Whatever his name is,

he's in your platoon, so I think
it's only fair to tell you first.

- Yeah? What did he do?
- I'll tell you what he did!

He's been hanging around
that place where my girl works!

He's trying to move in on my girl!

- Are you kidding?
- No!

And you better talk some sense to him,
Carter,

or else he's gonna wind up
in the hospital!

I don't believe it.

Gomer Pyle is moving in on your girl?

[laughs]

What do you think of that, Boyle?
Pyle is taking his girl!

Boy, you must be just loaded with charm
if a guy like Pyle can cut you out.

- [laughs]
- Listen, Carter, I'm not kidding!

You tell that fathead
to stay away from my Ginger or...

[machine dings repeatedly]

I think he's sore.

And, boy, I sure wouldn't wanna be
the guy he was sore at.

What do you think of that, Boyle?

Gomer Pyle is moving in on the Beast!
I don't believe it!

Listen, you better warn Pyle.
That guy's liable to kill him.

Yeah! Pyle could get killed

and Henchley could get busted
for killing him

and there could be happiness here
for everybody!

But on the other hand,
I am Pyle's sergeant.

You know, Boyle, it's a complicated world.

A complicated world.

Well, you going into town, Pyle?

Right, Sergeant. I'm goin' to the movies.

You wouldn't be going
with a cute little waitress

that works at the Bluebird Cafe
by the name of Ginger?

- Well, Sarge, how did you know?
- Never mind.

Now, look, Pyle, what you do off the base
is your own business, understand?

I don't like to interfere.
But on the other hand, as your sergeant,

it's my duty to keep you from getting
killed or seriously injured, right?

- Right, Sergeant...
- Moving in on another guy's girl

can be dangerous, especially when the guy
is Henchley. He could rip you to shreds!

Moving in? But, Sergeant,
I ain't movin' in on nobody.

I'm just takin' Miss Ginger to the movies
'cause she asked me as a friend.

Look, Pyle, I don't care
who, where or why.

I'm just telling you
what Henchley told me.

- Now, stay away from him.
- But can he do that, Sergeant?

- Can he do what?
- Can he give you orders?

- Who?
- Sergeant Henchley.

- Can he tell you to tell me what to do?
- Well, no, of course not!

I'm just telling you, if you wanna stay
healthy, stop muscling in on his girl!

Muscling in?
But I'm not muscling in on anybody.

You see, it all started the other night
when Miss Ginger got upset

'cause Sergeant Henchley
talked mean to her.

I walked her home and told her
if she ever needed a friend,

she could count on me. You'd do
the same thing, wouldn't you, Sergeant?

Well, I could...

But if Sergeant Henchley gave you an order
to give to me,

then I don't rightly know what to do.

He didn't give me an order!

I don't take orders
from Sergeant Henchley!

But you said Sergeant Henchley told you
to tell me...

He can't tell me to do anything!

And he can't tell me
to tell you to do anything!

- But he did. He just...
- Pyle, you come with me!

Where are we going?

We're going over to see Sergeant Henchley!
Now, come on!

- Henchley!
- Yeah?

Pyle here has got something to say to you.
Go ahead, tell him, Pyle.

- Well...
- What he's got to say is

this a free country and don't you ever
forget it, Henchley.

And if he wants to take your girl out,
he's gonna take her out!

Right, Pyle? Go ahead, tell him, tell him.

Is that the way you feel about it, Pyle?

Yeah, that's the way he feels about it!
That's exactly the way he feels about it!

And not you or anybody else
is gonna make him change his mind!

- Right, Pyle? Go ahead, tell him.
- Well...

You mean you're gonna go right on
seeing my girl?

He means he'll see anybody
he wants to see. Won't you, Pyle?

- Well...
- Let me give you a little advice, pal!

If I were you, I'd think twice
about trying to see Ginger again.

I mean if you wanna stay healthy!

You think you can scare him, Henchley?

If you do, you got another think coming!
Pyle don't scare easy! Do you, Pyle?

Go ahead,
tell him how you don't scare easy.

- Well...
- Now, you listen to me, Private.

The only reason I'm not
tearing you in half right now

is because we're on the base.
But let me warn you...

[helmet creaks]

...that could be your head, Pyle.

Well, if you think you can make him
back down, forget it!

He just ain't made that way!

And remember,
Pyle is gonna go where he wants to go,

do what he wants to do,
and see who he wants to see.

Right, Pyle? Come on.

Listen, Pyle, you better stay away
from that dame or he'll kill you.

I don't understand, Sergeant.

Didn't we just tell him
I was gonna go where I wanted go

and do what I wanted to do
and see who I wanted to see?

Well, that was for his benefit.

For your benefit,
you better stay away from his girl

or he'll beat your brains out.

Gomer, Sergeant Carter warned you,
Henchley warned you,

we're begging you,
tell her you can't take her tonight.

But I promised, and a promise
is a sacred thing, especially to a girl.

But, Gomer, what if Henchley catches you?

Then I'll just have to explain to Sergeant
Henchley that I was just bein' friendly.

After all, if one person can't be friendly
to another,

- then what's this world coming to?
- But, Gomer...

Now, listen, you get the tickets
and I'll be right along with Ginger.

And you know,
Sergeant Henchley can't be too mad

if all three of us
take Miss Ginger to the movies.

And this should prove to him that
I got no interest in takin' his girl away.

Yeah, maybe we'll all wind up
in the same ward.

Go on and I'll be back with Miss Ginger
in just a few minutes.

But, Ginger, I don't understand.
You don't want to go to the movies?

- I thought that you said that...
- I know, Gomer.

But, you see, the only reason
I asked you to take me

was because I was angry at Arthur
and I wanted to get back at him.

I guess that wasn't a very nice thing to
do to you, Gomer. Will you forgive me?

Oh, that's okay. You had a right to be
angry after the way he talked to you.

I know, but I was just being
childish and spiteful.

- Then are you all right now?
- Oh, sure.

You go along with your friends.
Don't worry about me.

- Are you sure now?
- Uh-huh.

If I know Arthur,
he'll be along in a little while,

and he'll shuffle and mumble around and
pretty soon we'll wind up at the movies

just like we were going to
in the first place. It's happened before.

Well, that sure makes me feel
a whole lot better,

knowin' that you two
are gonna get back together.

Gomer, you are sweet.

Thank you for being there
when I needed you.

Hey!

- What is this?!
- Arthur!

Hey, Sergeant Henchley! We was
just talkin' about you. Ginger said...

- You, out!
- But you don't understand.

Oh, I understand all right!
Out! Out in the alley!

Arthur, please!

Sergeant Henchley,
couldn't we do this a little later on?

There's some fellas waitin' on me
at the movies right now

and they say you should see this picture
from the start.

Out!

Operator, I want the police.

Tell them to come to the Bluebird Cafe.

And you better tell them
to bring an ambulance. Hurry!

Okay, Pyle, I warned ya!

Sergeant Henchley,
if you really want to fight,

I guess I'll have to do the best I can,
but there's something you ought to know.

Yeah, just put your hands up!

Okay, I'll put them up, but we're goin' to
an awful lot of trouble for nothin'.

Yeah?
Well, what did I just see in there, huh?

You kissing my girl, taking her
to the movies! What, am I crazy?

Well, as far as the kiss goes,
it was just a friendly kiss.

And I wasn't takin' her to the movies.
You was gonna take her to the movies.

- Huh?
- That's right.

She's got no interest in me,
Sergeant Henchley,

and I got no interest in her,
except as a friend.

- What?
- You know something, Sergeant Henchley?

- This whole thing's your fault.
- What are you talking about?

It's true, Sergeant Henchley.
You put yourself in Ginger's place.

There she is, workin' so hard,
running back and forth all day long,

on her feet all day
in them little high-heeled shoes.

Did you ever try walkin'
in them high-heeled shoes?

And what does she have to look forward to
after a day like that?

I mean, what's the bright spot in her
life? I'll tell you, Sergeant Henchley.

It's seein' you and maybe gettin'
a cheerful word or a nice smile,

on account of you're the person
that really counts in her life.

But what does she get? She gets the very
same abuse she gets from them strangers.

If I was you, Sergeant,
I'd walk right back into that restaurant

and beg that sweet little thing
to forgive you.

If you still want me to put up my fists,
well... all right.

We better get over there.
I'm getting worried.

I knew we shouldn't have let him go alone.

Oh, hi, Sarge.

What's the matter? Wouldn't they
let you in? Is it for adults only?

- [laughs]
- We're waiting for Gomer.

We're starting to worry that something
might have happened to him.

- Yeah? Why?
- He went to the cafe to pick up Ginger...

Ginger? You mean that knucklehead
was gonna take her out after all?

- I warned him!
- Me, too, but you know how stubborn he is.

Yeah, he was supposed to be here
15 minutes ago.

If Henchley sees him, he'll kill him!

Maybe that's what's happening right now.
Come on!

So, you see, I'm sorry, Ginger.

I guess I just wasn't thinking,
that's all.

But I want you to know I'm sorry.

Oh, Arthur.

Go on, Sergeant Henchley,
tell her the rest of it.

Well... [clears throat]

You see, I guess I just never realized...
what a hard job you've got.

And, uh...

...walking around all day
on those high heels,

and how you look forward to a kind word
from me at the end of the day.

[Ginger] Oh, Arthur.

So, you see, honey,
I'm not really crude, am I?

No, Arthur, of course you're not.

You see, Sergeant Henchley, you see?

One kind word, that's all she needed.
That's all anybody needs.

You may have something there, pal.
[chuckles]

The prettiest sight in the whole world,
two sweethearts that have just made up.

- Bless you both.
- Oh, Arthur.

[siren wails]

[tires screech]

- Hey, what's that?
- Maybe something happened.

Oh, no, I'm sure it's nothing. You boys
just sit here. I'll get you some coffee.

Hey, Sergeant Henchley,
you know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna go call Sergeant Carter on
account that he thought you'd be angry.

I just wanna tell him
how nice everything turned out.

Okay, pal.

And so you see, Pat, it's all a mistake.

Somebody thought there was going to be
trouble, but it's all right now.

I'm sorry.

- Come on!
- I heard a siren. I know I heard a siren.

Holy mackerel, look at that!
Henchley beat us to it!

They're taking Gomer away in an ambulance.

He said he'd put him in the hospital.
Come on!

- Hey! Hey!
- [siren wails]

You two guys get a cab
and follow that ambulance!

- I'm going inside to see what happened!
- Right, Sergeant!

Arthur...

Henchley!

- Hi, Carter. How are you, buddy?
- You're still here, huh?

- How did you talk yourself out of it?
- Huh?

Clobbering a poor, defenseless boob
like Pyle!

I'm not gonna let you off so easy!
Come on, Henchley! Get 'em up!

- What's wrong with you?
- This is for Pyle!

- Wait a minute!
- This is for Pyle!

- Hold on, you got this all wrong!
- Come on, Henchley, get 'em up!

- Arthur, stop him!
- I'm trying!

Are you gonna...

I couldn't...
Sergeant Carter, what are you doin' here?

I was just tryin' to call you
on the phone.

You know what?
You was wrong about Sergeant Henchley.

I mean, about him being
so mean and all that.

Why, he's a gentle person. I mean,
he's gruff, but he wouldn't hurt a flea.

Sergeant Carter, you got a cold?

Aren't you done with that yet, Pyle?

I just wanna get this little speck
off the windshield here, Sergeant.

Pyle!

Pyle!

- I'm sorry as I can be, Sergeant.
- You lamebrain! You knucklehead!

Can't you do anything right?
Look what you did! What are you, stupid?!

Can't you do the least little thing
without fowling up, you stupid clown?

- I ought to take you outside...
- Hey, hey, Carter.

- Huh?
- I'm surprised at you. You of all people.

What's the matter with you?
How can you be so thoughtless?

Huh? What are you talking about?
Did you see what that big goof did to me?

Yeah, but he's got a hard job, too,
you know?

On his feet all day
in those heavy marine shoes.

And what has he got to look forward to,
huh?

What's the bright spot of his day?

Why, when his sergeant comes up to him
and gives him a kind word and a smile.

And what does he get from you? Abuse.
Tell him, Pyle.