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[marching band plays]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle - USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

All right. Now before we load up,
let's make sure we got our signals right.

This division has been divided
into two groups for these war games,

our side and the enemy.

The enemy will be wearing striped helmets
and armbands, like this.

The games will be conducted under
very strict rules enforced by referees.

These referees will be located
throughout the battle area.

When we make contact with the enemy,

the referees will determine
the outcome of that contact.

They will tag the killed troops
with a kill tag,

and the wounded troops
with a wounded tag.

All decisions of the referees
will be final.

Now any man who argues with a referee
will automatically be tagged killed.

That clear, Pyle?

Yes, sir, Sergeant.
And that's a real good idea, too,

on account of dead men tell no tales.

Okay. Now let's review the procedure
on being captured.

Now if you are captured,
the only information

you will give the enemy will be your name,
rank, and serial number.

And remember also, if you are captured,
it will be your duty to try and escape.

Is that clear?

[together] Aye, Sergeant.

All right.

Any questions?

Sorry I asked. What is it, Pyle?

If somebody should get captured,
what will the enemies do to him?

He'll try to get information out of him.

How, Sergeant?

Pyle, these are maneuvers.

We're all Marines on an exercise.

Nobody's going to torture anybody,
if that's what you think.

Oh, well that's good, on account of I seen
this war movie, Massacre at Midnight.

And in it, the enemies
took this captured feller,

and what they done was,
they tickled his feet

and then they dropped water on his head
and blew smoke in his face.

Pyle.

He gave them a whole lot more
than his name, rank, and serial number.

Fact is, he couldn't stop talking. They
finally had to kill him to shut him up.

Okay, Pyle.

Course, that can't happen here, huh?

No, Pyle. But don't give me any ideas.

Now, they will not torture you
or hurt you in any way.

But they have other ways.

They will try to trick the information out
of you, and they're good at it.

So, remember, just name,
rank, and serial number. Is that clear?

[together] Aye, Sergeant.

All right. Ten-hut! Dismissed.

[deep voice] Pyle, Gomer Private First...

Pyle, Gomer, Private First Class,
serial number 13029300.

Pyle, what are you doing?

[normal] Well, that's my false voice. I
was practicing so in case I get captured,

the enemies won't know who I am.

[deep voice] Pyle, Gomer,
Private First Class.

There's our objective, Sergeant.

The railroad crossing?

Right.

[whistles]

Anything wrong?

Well, no, sir. But that's pretty deep
in enemy territory.

Seems like it would be easier
to hit their ammunition dump.

That's what they expect us to hit.

If we surprise attack the crossing,
we'll cut off their supply line.

How many troops do they
have at the crossing?

We don't know. We're not sure.

Take your second squad and find out.

- Yes, sir.
- One thing, Carter.

Whatever you do,
don't let the enemy see you.

If they suspect the crossing,
it will ruin the mission.

You can count on me, sir.
I'll take a patrol out right away.

I'm depending on your second squad.

Right, sir.

If this mission fouls up,
I'm holding you personally responsible.

Yes, sir.

Second squad?

But Pyle's in the second squad.

Stick 'em up, now.
You're captured, so get your hands up.

Hey, Sergeant.

Pyle!

I thought you was the enemy.

Get down, you knucklehead. Down!

I guess I was a little too anxious.

No, you were a lot too anxious.

There's an enemy patrol at the crossing.
They spotted us.

Oh, no. We gotta get out of here.

And guess whose fault it is?

Let's go. Move!

Congratulations, Carter.
You really blew it.

Sir, one of my men got a little
overanxious, and what happened--

- You put one of your men in charge?
- No. I was in charge.

- Then you blew it.
- Yes, sir. I blew it.

You can bet there will be
more than a patrol waiting

at that crossing tomorrow.

Maybe there won't, Sergeant. I'm giving
you a chance to redeem yourself.

- Thank you, sir.
- At ease, Carter.

If the enemy thought for sure
we were going after the ammo dump,

they couldn't spare the men
to guard the crossing.

Yes, sir. But how do we get them
to think that?

With a decoy, Carter.

We let them capture
one of our men

and he accidentally lets it slip
we're going after the ammo dump.

I can do even better, sir.

I've got a man who would
accidentally let it slip

because he would believe it.

[lieutenant] You have a decoy?

A real wooden duck.

[Carter] Congratulations, Pyle.
You really blew it.

I'm sorry as I can be, Sergeant.
But I thought--

Didn't I order you not to make any noise?

Yes, Sergeant.

- Then you blew it.
- Yes, Sergeant. I blew it.

You ruined the plan and you got me
chewed out by the Lieutenant.

I feel terrible, Sergeant. Just terrible.

That's good. At ease.

I'd give you another assignment
and let you redeem yourself,

but you'd goof that one up, too.

Oh, Sergeant, please let me do it.

No, Pyle. I could never depend on you.

Oh, Sergeant. You just got to.

I done it wrong, so you got to try
to let me make it right. Please, Sergeant.

Well, okay. Just this once.

Oh, thank you, Sergeant.
You don't know what this means to me.

What do I have to do?
You just name it and I'll do it.

This will give me a chance--

Will you knock it off and listen?

- Yes, Sergeant.
- Okay.

Now, we changed the plan.

The enemy thinks we're going
to hit the railroad crossing,

so we're going to fool them.

We're going to hit the ammunition dump.
So we need one man to scout it.

I'll do it. And don't you worry, Sergeant.
I'm a real good sneaker. When do I leave?

- Right now.
- Okay.

When I come back,
I'll give you my hooty-hoot.

Good. Uh, hooty-hoot?

You know. hooty-hoot, hooty-hoot.

Like an owl. That way, you won't think
it's an enemy trying to sneak up on you.

Oh, yeah. Good thinking. Now go.

Sergeant, which way
is the ammunition dump?

That way. You were going right.
Just keep walking. You can't miss it.

Right, Sergeant.

Don't forget, hooty-hoot. hooty-hoot.

I won't forget.

Hey, Sarge, where's Gomer going?

To scout the ammunition dump.

Well, the ammo dump is over there.

He's headed straight for the enemy camp.

How about that?

My decoy should have been captured
an hour ago.

So, next step, we hit the rail crossing.

Now First Squad, you take the point.

Second Squad, I want you to...

Wait a minute.

Get down, you guys.

[Gomer] hooty-hoot. hooty-hoot.

Oh, impossible.

Hey, Sergeant.

Pyle, I thought you were captured.

I mean, I was afraid you were captured.

I nearly was. That sure did test
my sneaking abilities.

But I got important information.

Oh?

Sure have.

For one thing, that ammunition dump
ain't at all where we thought it was.

It isn't?

No. It's a good thing I found out, too.

Else we'd gone busting
right into the middle of the enemy camp.

Did I do good, Sergeant?
Did I right my wrong?

Well, almost.

Almost?

You found out where
the ammunition dump isn't,

but you didn't find out
where it is.

How can we attack something
if we don't know where it is?

I never thought of that.

Of course, if someone
was to volunteer to sneak over

to the enemy camp and listen,
well, he might overhear something.

- I'll do it, Sergeant.
- I don't know, Pyle.

You'd have to get awfully
close to the enemy camp.

I'd be glad to.

Tell you the truth, I kind of enjoy it.

Well, if you really want to.

- I really do.
- Okay, then. Go.

- How'd the call work out?
- Huh?

You know, hooty-hoot. hooty-hoot.

Oh, fine. Fine.

I'll do it again when I come back.

- You do that.
- Thanks, Sergeant.

hooty-hoot. hooty-hoot.

Slater!

Yes, Sergeant.

- Follow Pyle.
- What?

You heard me. And don't come back
until you see he's captured.

Sarge?

This time, I want to make sure
he's caught. So go.

When you get close enough to the enemy,
make some noise so they can spot him.

- But Sarge--
- Go, go, go!

[distant gunfire]

[distant gunfire continues]

[whistles]

Well?

- He's captured.
- Are you sure?

Positive. I saw two enemy troops grab him.

Good. Well, let's see.

At the most, it should take 30 minutes
to break him down.

So that will move our mission
back about one half hour.

Sarge, can I sack out?
I just double timed three miles.

- Yeah. Nice work, Slater.
- Thanks, Sarge.

[Marine] Hey, Sarge.

Sarge!

Hey, Sarge. Hey, Sarge.

Look what we got.

- Caught them a couple miles down the road.
- Good work, Lombardi. Real good.

An enemy truck, too. Get on out of there.

Come on. Move, move, move!

Get a referee
and have them tagged captured.

Right, Sarge.

GOMER [in can] hooty-hoot. hooty-hoot.

No, it can't be.

hooty-hoot. hooty-hoot!

I thought that was your voice.
Well, I'm back.

Pyle, what are you doing in that can?

Well, a couple fellers had me for a
minute, but I outsmarted them.

- Huh?
- Well, it wasn't really me.

- It was John Wayne.
- [Carter] John Wayne?

That's right.
See, I seen this movie once

where John Wayne was in the same kind
of spot I was in,

only it was Indians instead of the enemy.

Indians.

So I just did what John did.
I says, "Hey, here comes the Cavalry."

And sure enough,
they both turned around looked.

Oh, stupid, stupid.

So that allowed me time
to grab one of their guns.

Then I tied them up.

Just like John Wayne, huh?

Get out of that GI can.
How did you get in there, anyway?

Well, right after that, I found this map.

Map? What map?

Well, one of the troops
had this map on him.

And it had the ammunition dump
marked right on it.

And I figured it was important, so I
come back here just as fast as I could.

I seen this truck, so I jumped on the back
and I hid in the can.

And I guess it was captured.

Because the next thing I heard
was your voice, so here I am.

Yeah. Here you are.

But I sure hated to leave those troops
tied up in the woods.

But there was lots of others around,
so I'm sure they'll be found.

Pyle, I'm proud of you. I really am.

Aw.

Of course, you reported
the capture right away.

No. I come back here
just as fast as I could.

Oh, nuts.

Something wrong, Sergeant?

Well, if you didn't take them to
a referee, we don't get credit for them.

What a shame. Oh, darn.

There's just one thing I got to do, then.

I'll go back there and get them enemies
and bring them back here.

I can't let you go back there.
It's too risky.

If you were tagged captured--

No, I can't have that on my conscience.

But, Sergeant, you just got
to give me one more chance.

Well, if it's something you have to do.

- It truly is.
- Well, then...

Good luck.

Slater?

- Aw, Sarge.
- Follow Pyle.

And this time,
make sure he stays captured.

Ten-hut.

Good morning, Private. At ease.

Well, tell me, how did you sleep?

Well...

Pyle, Gomer, Private First Class,
13029300.

All right. All right.

You don't have to tell me
if you don't want to.

But what's it going to hurt
if you tell me how you slept?

Well, actually, I don't
see how it could hurt at all.

Good. Tell me, how did you sleep?

Mostly on my back, sir.

Yes. Well now, you see?
No one can object to an answer like that,

not even your sergeant.
What was his name?

Well...

Pyle, Gomer, Private First Class.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Your sergeant's name is Pyle?

No, sir. My sergeant's name is Carter.
My name is...

What's wrong?

You tricked me. You got me
to tell my Sergeant's name.

But that won't happen again.

Well, forget it.

Pyle, when did you have your last meal?

Pyle, Gomer, Private--

Hold it. Hold it. Surely you can
tell me when you ate last.

That isn't military information.

Well, all right.

Now that I think about it,
it was about five o'clock yesterday.

Oh, then you should be a little hungry.

Well, I do feel a mite hollow.

Good.

Guard?

Well.

Hungry?

Yes, sir.

How long did you say
it's been since you've eaten?

Yesterday, about five o'clock.

Oh. You must be starved.

Well, I am sort of
starting to get the growls.

That's too bad. Course,
we can't hurt you, you know.

That wouldn't be right.

But then again, no one
says we have to feed you.

They don't?

No. But we will feed you.
All this is yours.

- It is?
- Sure.

If I get what I want.

Information.

Who's to know?

You got a drumstick?

[slurps]

You've got company, Pyle.

Duke, what are you doing here?

Well, Sergeant Carter got worried.

So he sent me along to find
out what happened to you.

And I got captured.

Well, I sure am sorry.

But since you're here,
you might as well make yourself at home.

You want a bottle of pop or a candy bar?
That's all I got left.

Where did you get all that?

It's kind of a prize for being all mouth.

They bribed information out of you?

They sure did.

Oh, Gomer, that's terrible.
You gave them information?

- Oh, boy.
- Oh, no, no, no.

See, they tried to trick me,
so I decided I'd trick them right back.

I let them think that they was bribing me,
so they believed me.

How did you trick them?
What did you tell them?

I told them where we was going to attack.

I told them we was attacking
the railroad crossing.

- You didn't?
- Don't worry, though.

They believed me cause that's where
they thought we was going to attack.

They going to lay an ambush.

Won't they be surprised when
Sergeant Carter ain't there?

Won't Sergeant Carter
be surprised when he is?

Oh, no. They're attacking the ammunition
dump. Didn't they tell you? Didn't they?

Well, Gomer [sighs]

when you didn't come back,

well, they decided to attack
the railroad crossing instead.

So, you see, you gave them
the right information.

Oh, Duke.

I feel sick.

Well, look. Never mind that.

We got to get out of here
and warn Sergeant Carter. We just got to.

No, that's no good. It's guarded.

There's a guard outside the door, too.

[groaning]

Gomer, will you cut it out?

[groaning]

Yeah, yeah. That's a good idea, Gomer!

Groan louder and pretend you're sick.

And when the guard comes in,
I'll jump him.

I'm not pretending. I really am.
[groaning]

What's wrong?

I ate too much. I'm really stuffed,

just like after one of my Aunt Nanny's
Thanksgiving dinners.

You ate all of that?

Uh-huh.

Oh, no wonder.

Guard! Guard, call the medic, please.
Guard!

I think you'll be all right, now.

Thank you, sir. I feel fine.

I'm ready to get back to action now.

You may be ready,
but you're still a prisoner.

There's a guard outside
to take you back.

- Oh.
- You can get dressed now.

And I suggest that in the future,

you eat your three meals a day,
one at a time.

Yes, sir. I will.

[deep voice] Guard?
The prisoner's ready now.

Sir?

Doctor?

[engine starts]

Hey!

- Who's that?
- That's a Navy commander.

I know. But what's a Navy
commander doing up here?

How should I know? What counts is,
I'm a sergeant and he's a commander.

Better see what he wants.

Sergeant Menske, sir.

Yes.

[Menske] Can I help the commander?

Well, maybe you can.
I was looking for the railroad crossing.

It's supposed to be around here somewhere.

Yes, sir, it is.

About 40 yards down the road,
just over that rise.

Begging your pardon, Commander.
You really shouldn't be here.

We're expecting an enemy attack
any minute.

Are you two fellers planning
on fighting them off alone?

No, sir. We have two platoons
waiting in ambush.

Two whole platoons?

[Menske] Yes, sir.

But we really shouldn't be out
here in the open like this.

Is there anything else
we can do for the commander?

As a matter of fact, there is.

You can tell your men to come out
of hiding and gather around.

But, sir, the men have to stay concealed.

You asked me if there was anything else
you could do for me.

Tell you men to come on out.

But we're expecting
the enemy any second now.

[deep voice] That's an order, Sergeant.

All right, men. Fall in. Come on.

Can we make this brief, sir?

The attack? I mean,
is there anything more I can do?

Well, as a matter of fact, there is.

Kindly tell your men to stack their
weapons in the Jeep and surrender.

Surrender?

I hate to be deceitful,
but all's fair in love and war.

Even it is only war games.

All right. You heard him.

Load the weapons in the Jeep.

We're captured.

What's going on down there, Sarge?

Looks like they're loading
their weapons on that Jeep.

But why?

Well, I don't know.

But as long as they don't have
any weapons, pass the word.

We're going to sneak down
and surround them.

That's it, every last rifle,
pistol, and hand grenade.

Thank you, Sergeant. You've been more
than decent about the whole thing.

You're welcome.

Nobody move! You're captured.
Oh, good.

First the Navy, now the Marines.

If we're lucky,
maybe we'll get strafed by the Air Force.

Hey, Sergeant. It's me, Gomer.

Pyle!

hooty-hoot. hooty-hoot.

No, it can't be. It just can't be.

Yep, it's me, all right. You don't have
to bother with capturing them fellers.

I've already done that.

What are you doing here?
Where'd you get that uniform?

Well, it's all part of a long story.
See, there was this Navy doctor--

Pyle, get out of that Jeep!

Well, I can talk to you just
as good from here, Sergeant.

I said, get out of that Jeep!

- But Sergeant--
- [Carter] Out!

If you say so.

What?

The Navy doctor was wearing the rest.

These are the citations for the war games,
thus far.

Sergeant Vincent Carter,
for his brilliant strategy

in planning the railroad crossing attack.

Sergeant Carter?

And for his successful escapes
from the hands of the enemy,

and his ingenious espionage

leading to the capture
of two enemy platoons,

a special citation to Private First Class
Gomer Pyle.

Pyle?

Uh, begging your pardon, sir.
Private Pyle is absent.

This morning, he was captured again.

Captured? After all that fine work?
That sounds a little inconsistent.

Yes, sir.

Well, that's one thing about Pyle.

He's inconsistent.

[Gomer] hooty-hoot. hooty-hoot.

Sergeant, what on Earth is that?

Hey, Sergeant. Wait for me.

That's Private Pyle, sir.

I think the Colonel is in
for a very interesting story.