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[marching band plays]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle - USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

[Carter] What are you yelling about? We've
been to that place at least 20 times.

I'm fed up with that crummy place.

Oh, women, you're all alike.
You're never satisfied.

Look, Vincent, I'm not hard to please.

I'm just sick and tired of going out
every night

and sitting all alone in the back
of some dark, dingy joint.

What have you got against
the electric company, anyhow?

That's your problem.

You wouldn't understand
atmosphere if you fell over it.

A candle sticking out of a beer bottle
isn't what I call atmosphere.

It was a wine bottle.

I don't care what it was.

Why can't we ever go out dancing?

- Dancing?
- Yeah, dancing.

Look, I get all the exercise
I need out at the base.

In the evening I like to relax.

- I like to sit around--
- In those little, dark places, I know.

Why can't we ever go out
with some other people?

I work all day with a platoon.

I don't have to travel
with one at night, too.

Take me dancing. Is that so much to ask?

Just one night, take me dancing.

You wanna dance? Go out with Fred Astaire.

- Maybe I will.
- Then do it.

- As soon as you leave I just might.
- I'm leaving.

- Good.
- And I'm not coming back.

That just suits me fine.

Take her dancing! You women are all alike.

You don't know how to treat a girl.

Frankie, there's one thing
about that movie I didn't understand.

What?

You remember when the good guy
went to jail posin' as the bad guy

so he could get information from the real
bad guy as to where he hid the money?

Yeah. So?

Well, how did the bad guy,
the real bad guy, know that the good guy

wasn't really a bad guy,

but was only actin' like he was a bad guy
when he was really a good guy?

Don't you remember the guy
who was in the cell with the bad guy?

Do you mean the real bad guy,
or the bad guy that was really a good guy?

No, no, in the cell with the real bad
guy, that guy was a bad guy, too.

And he knew the good guy,

because the good guy
was the one who sent him up.

So he told the other bad guy about it.

Oh. So, if the bad guy
hadn't known the good guy,

then the other bad guy wouldn't have known
the good guy wasn't really the bad guy?

Look, Gomer, why don't you wait
until next year?

It will be on television
and you can watch it again.

No. I think I understand.
If the bad guy...

Hey, look over there.

[sighs]

Let me have a beer.

Don't, Gomer. It doesn't look like
the sarge wants company.

He hasn't seen us yet, Frankie.

He just seen us, Frankie. He waved back.

[mouths]

Hey, Sergeant.
We seen you when you come in.

Oh, hi, fellas.

Come on, sit down, sit down.

[sighs] Well, boys, where you been?

Nowhere much.
We've just been to the movies.

Good. It's good for you to get away
from the daily routine and relax.

You deserve it. You work hard.

Uh, where have you been, Sergeant?

Any place special?

You know, I've never been one
to look back to see where I've been.

I'd rather look forward
to see where I'm going.

My past lies behind me.

There's nothing I can do about that.

But my future lies ahead.

Dark and mysterious.

Life is strange.

Here today, gone tomorrow.

Where are you goin' tomorrow?

No, Pyle, it's just an expression.

You know, I was just sitting here

thinking how little
we know about each other.

You take a girl, for instance.

You think you know her.

You think you have simpatico.

Then all of a sudden... poof!

The whole thing goes up
in a cloud of smoke.

Golly. That ain't never happened to me.

You know Bunny?

Miss Bunny, your girlfriend?
Sure I know her.

She's real pretty, and she's real nice.
I really like her. How is she?

Poof.

Golly, you mean--

Poof. Tonight the whole thing
went up in a cloud of smoke.

[Gomer] Well, Sergeant, I--

I might have married her.

Ah, you never know. You never know.

Would you excuse us, please, Sergeant?
We got to go.

Sure, sure. go ahead, fellas.
Have a good time.

I'll just sit here and think.

We'll see you later. Come on.

Another one.

You know, life is like a beer.

Once you lose your head,
you're all finished.

Gomer, wait. Now, what's the matter?
Why are we leaving so suddenly?

Ain't it terrible? I never have seen
Sergeant Carter like that.

- Did you notice how red his eyes was?
- Gomer, come on--

There's nothin' sadder in the world
than a Marine Sergeant that's been cryin'.

Gomer, you don't have to worry about it.

He'll get over it.
Why don't we just go inside--

We got to do somethin'. We got to.

Gomer, look, you stay out of it.

That's the trouble with people today.
They're too proud after a fight

to admit that either one of them's wrong.

Gomer, you know Carter.
He would never go to her and apologize.

- Right. But why can't I go?
- You?

[knocking]

[sniffling]

Hey, Miss Bunny.

Gomer.

If you're looking for Sergeant Carter,
he isn't here.

Uh, no, ma'am.

Uh, me and my friend wanted to talk to you
for a minute or two.

It's kind of important.

Yeah, sure. Come on in.

This is my friend here, Frankie Lombardi.
Frankie, this is Miss Bunny.

- Hi, Miss Bunny.
- Hi, Frankie.

Uh, won't you sit down?

Could I get you something?

No. No, thank you. We're fine.

Ah. What's on your mind?

Well, uh, we just seen
Sergeant Carter--

What could that possibly
have to do with me?

Well, I guess we'll be running along.

Wait a minute, Frankie.

You see, Miss Bunny, he feels just
awful about you two goin' poof.

I've never seen him so upset.

He looks terrible, just terrible.
Don't he, Frankie?

Oh, yeah, yeah. I think he was crying.

Is this on the level?

If you don't believe us,
why don't you come see for yourself?

You'll see how bad he feels without you,
and you'll see how lonesome he is.

Just sittin' there all alone.

Gee, that's kind of hard to believe.

Please say you'll come.

Why, the sight of you
will make a new man out of him.

I don't know, Gomer.

Why doesn't he call me?

- Oh, you know.
- Hm. Yeah, I know.

That big, proud teddy bear.

Then you'll come?

All right. Wait, I'll go get my purse.

Thank you, Miss Bunny.

I thank you, and the teddy bear's
gonna thank you.

You know, life is like a paper napkin.

Vince. Vince Carter. Vince!

Toby. Toby Eigler.

Not anymore. Toby Comstock.

This is my husband, Bill.

Bill, this is Vince Carter,
an old flame of mine.

- Hi, Bill.
- Very nice to meet you.

You sure broke a lot of hearts
when you took her off the market.

Can you have a drink?

We'd like to, but we're meeting
some friends.

Tell them I'll be right over, honey.

I just want to sit here and talk to Vince
for a few minutes. It's been ages.

Okay.

- Nice to have met you.
- And you.

Sit down, Tobe.

Hey, you look just great, Toby.

He's right over there. Wait till
you see him. I hope you recognize him.

There...

[they laugh]

Thanks a lot, fellas.
I'm sure glad you talked me into this.

Now I can go home and read a book.

Now will you keep your nose
out of people's business?

Look what you've done.

Maybe I should have done it
the other way around.

Why don't we talk to Sergeant Carter?
- We? Wait a minute, Gomer, count me out.

I sure wish you'd come along, Frankie.

It's a kindly, charitable act
that I think would make you proud.

[sighing] Oh, yeah.

Come on.

Hi, fellas. Where you been?

Well, uh, we went out,
and, uh, guess who we seen?

Miss Bunny.

No kidding, you saw Bunny?

- Mm-hmm.
- Where?

She was, uh, comin' out of her apartment.

- Right, Frankie?
- Yeah, that's right.

That's where it was. Her apartment.

That's where we saw her
coming out of, her apartment. That was it.

I wonder where she was going.

Last thing I heard her say was she
was gonna stay home and read a book.

Ain't that what she said, Frankie?

Uh, yeah, that was it. I heard her.

She said she was gonna go home
and read a book.

Wait a minute. You saw her
coming out of her apartment,

and she said she was gonna
go home and read a book?

Maybe she had to go out and buy one?

Yeah, like to the drugstore, to buy
one of those, um, uh, uh, paperbacks.

I think I might have heard her say she was
gonna go home and read a paperback.

You're kidding.

She's too popular to sit home
carrying a torch for me.

[indistinct conversations, music, thumping in distance]

[knock on door]

- Hey, Bunny.
- Hi, Phyllis.

So you're the one that's been knocking.

I didn't even know you were home.

I'm sorry, Phyllis. I was trying to read,

and I thought maybe you
could keep it a little quieter.

I'm having a party.
Why don't you come up?

No, thanks.

I've got some fun people up there.
I'd hate to see you miss out.

Maybe next time.

[Phyllis] Well, okay.

If you change your mind,
we'll be up there.

All right, thank you.
I'll try to keep the noise down.

Okay.

I think it's ridiculous to go over there.

It's a wild goose chase.
She won't be there.

She will. I know it.

I'll bet you a dollar to a doughnut

that she's sittin' there readin' a book
all by herself. Right, Frankie?

Yeah, reading a book and probably crying.

Reading and crying.

Let's go.

[knock on door]

Come in.

You won't come to the party,
so we're gonna bring the party to you.

Come on!

[guests cheer]

[indistinct conversations]

[lively music plays]

At least somebody's
having a good time tonight.

Don't you worry, Sergeant.
Everything's gonna be okay

once you see that lonesome little face.

[music continues]

[party guests laugh]

Hey, here come three more!

I better get some more soda, too.

I warned you to keep your nose
out of their business, didn't I?

But you had to go and play the peacemaker.

I hope you learned a lesson.

I know. Suppose I went
to Miss Bunny and told her--

For Pete's sakes, Gomer! Stay out of it.

If you'd let them alone in the first
place, they'd probably be together by now.

- I know, but--
- No "buts" about it.

You want to help Sergeant Carter?
Stay out of his life.

Suppose you're right.

Put some elbow grease into it.
Here comes Sergeant Carter.

[drill sergeant gives orders in distance]

Hey, Sergeant.

Uh, me and Frankie here
are doin' a real good job on the windows.

Corners and all.

You know, Pyle,
life is like a pane of glass.

One minute the sun is shining through.

Then all of a sudden there's a storm,

everything gets all blurry,

and if the pressure
gets to be too much...

it cracks.

I got to do somethin'.
I just can't stand here and do nothin'.

Gomer, you said
you were gonna keep out of it.

No, I'm gonna help him. Only this time,
I'm gonna get help for him.

Gomer, what are you talking about?

I'm gonna see the chaplain.
He'll know what to do.

The chaplain? Look, you can't--

You ain't gonna talk me out of it.

If you don't want to go with me,
I'll go by myself.

Some people just feel things
more deeply than others.

You know what I mean, chaplain?

A lot of fellers get excited
and show their feelings.

Whereas, others just
keep it inside and suffer.

This friend of yours is more
like the latter type.

Sir?

He suffers silently.

Oh, yes, sir. It can break your heart
just to see it.

I'm terribly worried about him, sir.
Honest I am.

Well, you're a good friend, son.
That's what this man needs.

Understanding friends who will cheer him
up when he's in this depressed condition.

After a while, he'll snap out of it.

Why, I sure hope so.

He looked awful this mornin', just awful.

Well, that's why it's important
to stay close to him.

Times like these they're apt
to do, uh, irresponsible things.

Irresponsible things?

[chuckles] Yeah, you know,
like go into town--

Do away with his self, you mean?

Well, I really didn't mean quite that.

I know. I read about it
in the papers lots,

where a feller has a fight with his girl
and then does away with hisself.

- Well, no, son--
- I can just see it happenin'.

I can close my eyes and see him.

That sad face walkin' right
straight out into the ocean

till it's over his head.

Just like James Mason done
in A Starts Born.

I assure you,
nothing like that will happen.

You just get back to your friend
and do the best you can

to take his mind off his worries.

Thank you, Chaplain. I'll do my best.

Just one more thing
I wanted to say, Chaplain.

I hope you don't mind my not mentionin'
the name of my friend.

Not at all, son. Not at all.

You know how it is,
he might feel kinda funny,

my comin' here without his knowledge.

That's the reason
I didn't mention his name.

I understand perfectly.

He might get angry
if I said who he was.

When Sergeant Carter gets angry,
he really gets angry.

It kinda slipped out.

Forget it. I won't breathe it to a soul.

Oh, thank you, Chaplain.

Now, you get back to your friend, and see
what you can do to lift his spirits.

Yes, sir.

Okay, Gomer. You saw the chaplain.

Now, can we please get back to our work?

Get back to work? You heard what he said.
I gotta stick around Sergeant Carter.

He needs me now.

Vince, you look awful. If I were you,
I'd take it easy in town tonight.

That's just what I'm gonna do.

The way your eyes look
with those circles under--

I know how I look. You wanna know why?

- I haven't slept for three nights.
- Sorry.

It's tough enough to sleep
with the problems I got,

but when I finally do,
there's always some interruption.

Boom, there goes the sleep.

So, what's the plan?

I'm going into town.

I'm gonna get a room on the top floor
of the Norma hotel

away from everything and everybody.

And then I'm gonna sleep
and sleep and sleep.

[Boyle] Good idea.

That business about Bunny
really threw you.

Well...

what had to be, had to be.

But now I'm gonna get a grip on myself.
A good night's sleep will help out.

Is it quiet at the Norma?

Sure. No interruptions.
And even if it isn't...

[Boyle] What's that?

Ear plugs. Really shuts out the noise.

Good deal.

You know, Boyle...

life is like a locker.

How's that?

- I'll see you, Boyle.
- Take it easy, Sarge.

I wonder where he's goin'.

I don't know, but wherever he's going,
doesn't look like he needs you.

- So, Gomer, please, let's just finish--
- I'm gonna find out.

[sighs]

Hey, Corporal.

What's the matter,
you guys got nothing to do?

Well, uh, we was lookin'
for Sergeant Carter.

Sergeant Carter's gone.
He won't be back today.

Do you know where he went?

He went to town, okay?

Do you know if he had a date, Corporal?

What are you, a cop?
No, he didn't have a date.

The reason he went to town was to
get away, to get away from everybody.

Satisfied?

Do you know where we could find him?

Look, Pyle, he didn't want
to be disturbed.

He went to the Hotel Norma,
and all he wants to do is sleep.

Sleep?

That's right. He took a room at the hotel
so he could sleep and sleep and sleep.

That's what he told me. Now, get out
of here and stop asking questions.

Did you hear that? All he wants to do is
sleep and sleep and sleep in a hotel room.

- Yeah.
- We gotta do somethin' quick.

This is Vince Carter in 517.

Until you hear different from me,
I don't want to be disturbed at all.

I'm gonna be sleeping,
so no calls, nothing.

Thank you.

[sighs]

[siren wails]

[siren fades]

You got to believe me, Miss Bunny.
He's gonna do away with hisself.

Oh, fellas, please.
You're insulting my intelligence.

I know Vince Carter.
He made you do this, right?

No, you haven't seen him
these last couple of days.

He's a broken man.

It's the truth.
He does nothing but talk to himself.

Well, that's a new way to commit suicide.

He's gonna bore himself to death.

You don't know what you're sayin'.
This very minute, he could--

Oh, yeah? Then why did you come here?
Why didn't you go to the police instead?

- Why?
- You know Sergeant Carter.

- He wouldn't listen to the police.
- Never.

You're the only one that can save him.
The only one he'll listen to.

But if you're not comin',
we had better go to the police.

Come on, Frankie.

Wait a minute, boys. Wait a minute.
I'm coming with you.

[bell dinging]

The room clerk will be back in 15 minutes.

We can't wait! Can you tell us what room
Sergeant Vincent Carter's in?

Oh, Vincent Carter
he just checked in. Room 517.

You can't go up there.
He doesn't want to be disturbed.

He went to sleep.

At six o'clock in the evening?

- It's too late. We came too late.
- No, it can't be. Come on.

Here it is, 517.

Oh, please don't let us be too late.
Please, don't!

Knock on the door!

[knocking]

[bell tolls]

[Bunny whimpers]

Sergeant Carter...

[sobbing] Vince. Oh, Vince!

[she yells]

What is this? What's going on here?

You're alive. You're not dying!
Sergeant, what happened?

What is this? What's going on here?
What are you people doing here?

What are we doing here?
What are you doing here?

What does it look like I was doing here?
I was sleeping, that's what I was doing.

Sleeping?

Sleepin'?

[Carter] Yeah, sleeping!

Something I haven't done
in three nights. And guess why.

Don't look at me!
I came down here to save your life.

At least, that's what someone told me.

Uh, I guess I made a mistake.

Well, you're not the only one.

Bunny, wait.

You mean, you came over here because
you thought that I... that I--

Well, the way they made it sound--

And you came racing over here
because you was afraid--

Of course, I came racing over.
Naturally, I came racing over.

Oh, Bunny, I feel like a sap
for the way I acted. I really do.

Well, how do you think I feel?

Was it really because of me
that you couldn't sleep for three nights?

Well, yeah, I was... pretty upset.

I missed you a lot, Bun.

Same here, Vince.

Well, you did it, Gomer.
They're together again.

Oh, bless their hearts.

We'll leave you two alone.

Miss Bunny, we'll be right outside.

They're entitled to a little privacy.

Hey, Frankie, see them?

It's just like watchin'
a movie with a happy ending.

Vince, it's, uh, Gomer.

Huh?

Act like you didn't see him.
Duck, duck, duck.

He's already seen us.

Huh?

Hey, Sergeant. Hey, Miss Bunny.
Well, well, well.

It's sure good to see you two together,
happy and everything.

And to think, this is the place
where it started, just the other night.

Do you know the whole story
of what happened?

I mean, everything?

- Well, yeah, I--
- It's a story worth tellin'.

Here's how it happened,
right from the start.

See, Frank and me was sittin'
at that table right over yonder.

In a little while,
Sergeant Carter come in,

lookin' like he had lost
his last friend.

You looked just terrible, Sergeant.
So, anyway...

[marching band plays]