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[marching band plays]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle - USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

Shazam! Would you look at that shine?

I can see my own reflection in it.
You wanna see your own reflection in it?

Don't look at the laces though.
It'll make creases in your face.

All right, all you people.
All of you over here.

Drop whatever you're doing,
and listen up good.

Now, I need a volunteer
for a special detail.

Headquarters has decided to add
something new to battalion operations.

They're requisitioning some dogs from

the Army Canine Corps to
be used on sentry duty.

Now, these dogs are gonna be shipped--

Dogs? You mean we gonna have
dogs right here on base?

I said listen, don't talk.

Right, Sergeant. Dogs, how 'bout that?

Pyle!

Now, there are gonna be
four dogs in all,

so we'll need four men
to team up with them.

Each Platoon Sergeant
has been asked to pick a man

from his own outfit,
which is why I'm here.

Well, anybody interested?

I am, Sergeant. I am.

Well, any volunteers?

I am, Sergeant. I'll be a volunteer.

Well, how about it? Johnson?

Sounds like a job
right up my alley, Sergeant.

Okay, that's one. Is there another one?

Me, Sergeant. I'm another one.
Please? Please?

All right.

It's between Pyle and Johnson.
The rest of you people, as you were.

Have you had much experience
with dogs?

Oh yeah, Sergeant.

I can't remember a time in
my life when I didn't have a dog.

I've had 25 in all.

Let's see,
there was Nellie and Tepper

and Gilmore and Chu-Chin--

- Okay, Pyle.
- Chu-chin was a chow.

- Swell.
- Then there was Champ.

He was one of the first dogs I ever had.

Talk about good-natured.

Why, he wouldn't even scratch
for fear of hurting fleas.

- That's very interesting--
- Then there was Pal.

He was one of the finest
retrievers that ever was.

Oh, it was a thing of beauty

to see him jump into an icy creek
and swim across and fetch a duck.

Pretty near broke my heart
when he got too old to retrieve.

I knew he was just about through one day
when he run up to the creek.

He stuck his paw in the water
to test the temperature.

I think that's one of the saddest things
in the world,

when a good hunting dog
is too old to retrieve anymore.

Don't you think so, Sergeant?

Will you knock it off?

How about you, Johnson? Have you had
much experience with dogs?

Sure have, Sergeant.
But I didn't have 'em just as house pets.

I was a mule skinner,
and I had them kind of

rough dogs they have
in this Canine Corps.

Knew how to handle 'em, too.

When they acted up, I gave it to 'em good.

You mean you whipped 'em?

Well, let's just say I had my ways.

But when I gave 'em an order,
those monsters listened.

Well, I never considered
any dog I had a monster.

Each one was a fine animal,
and I give him his due respect.

Why, I never--

What is this, a dog debate?!

Johnson, they're looking for
dog partners, not lion tamers.

Can you do the job?

Please, Sergeant, give me the chance.

I'll make good, I promise.

Sergeant...

I guarantee you I'll handle that dog

the way you handle a platoon.

Yeah?

You know...

with the old iron fist.

Raa! Raa! Raa!

Even when they do it right,
you don't let 'em know.

Huh?

They come to look at you
as just a big, mean, ugly brute.

Pyle...

Ordinarily, I wouldn't
pick you for anything.

It usually ends in disaster.

But I got a feeling
that you're right for this job.

It's just a feeling.

Thank you, Sergeant!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

I mean, you wouldn't exactly be
a big, mean, ugly brute, would you?

Why, I never would--

Sergeant I've got a lot more experience
with these kinds of dogs!

Johnson, who's doing the picking,

you or the brute?

They'll be shipping in
these dogs tomorrow morning.

There will be an instructor
to conduct the training.

Just make sure you listen up good,

do exactly everything he says,
and do whatever he tells you.

Don't worry, Sergeant. I will.

See that you do.
I'm sticking my neck out, picking you.

Don't make me look bad.

I won't. And, Sergeant?

Yeah?

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Oh.

Sorry I took the job
away from you, Johnson.

No hard feelings.

Well, let's see what happens
when the dogs come.

Hey, fellers, the dogs is here!

Just look at them beauties.
Ain't they somethin'?

Hey there, Poochie,
you old sweet thing.

- [dogs barking and growling]
- Don't get too close to 'em!

They're a little edgy from the trip.

Well, I don't blame 'em.
I'd be edgy, too,

if I come all this way locked in a cage.

- Hi. Sergeant Carter.
- Sergeant Meyers.

These are the men who will be
working with the dogs?

Right.

I'm your training instructor.

It'll be my job to teach you
to take over the dogs.

Do we get to pick out
the one we want? Can we do it now?

This ain't a pet shop window Pyle,

and you ain't picking out
a puppy for your birthday!

Now pipe down and listen!

First I wanna get
these hounds settled down

and used to their new surroundings.

Let's meet in an hour, and get started.

- Right
- We'll be there with bells on.

- See you later, you beautiful things.
- [dogs bark]

I told you not to get too close!

These animals have been trained
to attack strangers! Don't you understand?

We won't be strangers long.

- I'm gonna be a daddy to one of 'em.
- [dogs barking]

- Pyle, will you get out of here!
- Will you go? Go!

These animals are already
highly trained, qualified sentry dogs.

Now it's just a matter of them
getting used to their new partners.

From now on,

you and the dog you've selected
will become inseparable.

Only you will pet, feed,
or otherwise handle you dogs.

Now, these dogs have names,
which you will continue to use.

This is Ripper,

this is Mauler,

this is Tiger,

and this is Killer.

Mean names, awful mean.

It's gonna take a little time
for your dog to get used to you

and become your friend.

To break the ice,

I want each of you to move over
to your dog real easy-like

and stand beside him.

Don't do anything else. Just stand.

[barks]

There ain't no reason to be frightened.
I'm just trying to get acquainted.

Now, slowly, real slowly,
reach over and pet your dog.

Don't do anything to startle him.

[barks]

That's okay. Don't let it throw you.

Killer happens to be
the toughest one in the bunch.

It may take a little longer with him.

That name of his ain't helpin' none.

Every time you call him Killer,
it only reminds him to stay mean.

Pyle, you might be glad someday
he is mean.

He might save your life
against a saboteur or something.

Okay, now try petting him again,

nice and easy-like.

[barks]

Lordy, if he's this way with his master,

I'd hate to think what he'd do
to that saboteur.

Detail, halt!

Sit.

Sit. Sit.

Sit.

- Pull on the leash harder. Force him down.
- Sit.

Sit.

Sit!

- Sit!
- Sit!

He sure minds you better
than he does me.

Don't worry.
He's a crack dog.

He'll start obeying you real fast.

Okay. Forward march.

Come on.

Follow.

Follow. Come on.

Follow.

Come on, follow.

Heel!

If you're tryin' to embarrass me
in front of everybody,

you're doin' a good job.

First man.

Next man.

Next.

Next.

Come on, Killer.

[barks]

Yank on the leash to get him started.

Come on.

Come on, Killer.

[barks]

Come on, Killer.

Killer, come on.

Pyle is sure having his troubles, huh?

Yeah, yeah.

I would have had
that hound buckled down

within five minutes.

Who asked you?
It's just the first day.

Right, Sergeant.

Detail, halt.

Okay, we'll hit it again tomorrow.

Right now, get your dog
in his cage and get him fed.

Dismissed.

Come on, Killer, get in.

Please get in. Come on.

Get in.

[barks]

Get in, now.

Come on, Killer, get in.

Come on.

Pyle, are you sure you're gonna
be able to handle that dog?

Yeah, Sergeant.

It's just gonna take a little time.

There ain't gonna be too much time.

There's a lieutenant coming
at the end of the week

to check you guys out.

If you don't think you're gonna be ready,
say so right now

I'll get Johnson to take over.

Johnson? Oh, please
don't do that, Sergeant.

He'd be mean to my dog.

Pyle, that might be the only way
to handle this hound.

Don't worry.

Me and him's gonna get along
just fine, ain't we?

[barks]

- I don't know.
- I'll get to him. I promise.

Just give me a little more time.

Not too much more,
because if there's no improvement,

I'm gonna make the switch.
I'm the one that's responsible.

I ain't staying
out on that limb much longer.

It'll be all right, Sergeant.
I just know it will.

[barks]

[groans]

Did you hear that?

If you don't start cooperatin'
pretty soon,

you're gonna end up
with Johnson as your partner.

[barks]

You know, I ought to be mad at you
for the way you behaved,

but I ain't.

I forgive you.

I know it was your first day,
and you was kinda upset.

[barks]

That's it, that's it.
Get it all out of your system.

If there's somethin' eatin' at you,

there ain't nothin' worse
than keepin' it inside.

[barks]

I know, I know.

You're in a strange place,
and you're tired and hungry.

Well, I'll go get your dinner.

Then we'll have us a long talk
and really get acquainted.

How 'bout that?

[barks]

Come on. Come on.

Jump. Come on. Please.

Jump. Come on, Killer.

Come on, jump.

[laughs]

That's what happens when a boy
tries to do a man's job.

I tell ya, the only way
to handle these monsters--

Yeah, I know--
be a mean, ugly brute!

If you wanna watch this, just watch!

Keep your mouth shut!

Come on, come on. Jump.

Come on. Please.

Jump. Come on, Killer.

Ready, corporal?

What we're about to do now
is the most important exercise of all.

It's a test of the dog's aggressiveness

if he's provoked by an enemy.

All right, we'll try yours first.

[dog barks and growls]

Okay, that's enough.

Fine. Fine.

Okay, Pyle, you next.

[growls]

[sergeant Myers] Okay. That's enough.

Beautiful. Good dog.

Private, try your dog next.

[barks]

Not you. You've already had your turn.

- [sergeant Myers] Get him out of there!
- Come on, Killer.

All right, get him down!
Get him down, Pyle!

My goodness.

You're attackin' that food
like it was the enemy.

When you're off duty,

you got to learn to relax a little.

You've got to forget

this killin', killin',
killin' all the time

and learn to enjoy life.

It's no good if you have nothin'
in your heart but hatred.

You got to learn to love a little, too.

My goodness, your muscles
are as tight as guitar strings.

Ease up. Stretch out a little.

That's better. You see?

Underneath it all,
I know you got nice qualities.

The whole trouble is that name
they gave you, Killer.

You figures you just got to
live up to it.

If you had a different name,
maybe you'd act different.

In fact, why don't we
call you by somethin' else

when you're off duty?
Let's see...

What could we call you instead of Killer?

How 'bout Limley Gilbert?

I used to have a collie by that name,

and he was as gentle as he could be.

Limley Gilbert.
How's that hit you?

Hey, Limley Gilbert!

Pyle, do you think
you're gonna be able--

Shh, Sergeant.

I'm gettin' Limley Gilbert to go to sleep.

Limley who?

Limley Gilbert.

That's what I call Killer
when he's off duty.

Limley Gilbert?

[barks]

[sergeant Myers] Okay, fine!

Fine, good. Okay, corporal.

[laughs]

[sergeant Myers] Okay, men,

let's try to make as good a showing
as we can at the inspection.

That's all for now.

Dismissed.

Oh, Pyle...

Well, you're doing much better.

Thank you, Sergeant.

I told you all I needed
was a little time to get squared away.

Keep it up, huh?

Then you're not gonna
let Johnson take my dog?

What for?
You're doing all right.

Thank you a lot for havin' faith in me.

I won't let you down.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
it's time for his brushin'.

Limley really looks forward to that.

Limley...?

Gilbert.

Come on, boy.

Feels good, don't it?

Tell the truth now,

don't you feel a lot better
since you've learned to relax?

You can defend your country

and still have a happy life
at the same time.

Smile, Limley Gilbert, smile.

Hey, Sergeant Carter.

Say "hey" to the Sergeant.
Give him some sugar.

Quit it! Quit it!

What does he think he's doing?

Get him off of me!

He likes you. He wouldn't have
licked your face if he didn't like you.

I don't like dogs licking my face.

That's the only way
they can show affection.

They can't shake hands like human beings,
so they do it with lickin'.

How come he's so affectionate
in the first place?

I thought these hounds
were suspicious of strangers.

You're no stranger, for heaven's sake.

He's seen you around, and he likes you.

He's just one of them great dogs
that's blessed with a good nature.

This ain't the way he was
when he came here.

He was the roughest in the bunch.

He still is when he's on duty,

but when he's off duty,
he likes to relax and have fun

just like the rest of us.

Just make sure
he don't get too relaxed.

I'm counting on you to make
a good showing in inspection.

Oh, don't you worry
about this feller, Sergeant.

Just between you and me,
he's the best dog of the bunch.

Maybe I'm prejudiced,
him being mine and all,

but that's the way I feel.

You're the best darn dog
in the whole world,

and Gomer loves you.

I'll see you later, Sergeant.

I got to go give him a bath.

He's not only gonna be
the best dog in that inspection,

but he's gonna be the sweetest-smelling.

Come on, honey.
Let's go rub-a-dub in the tub.

Come on.

Great teamwork, Lieutenant.
You brought us some fine dogs there.

Thank you, sir.

This is the real test
of their abilities sir,

a demonstration of their
alertness and aggressiveness

when confronted by an enemy.

[growls]

[barks]

I see what you mean. Good. Good.

Watch this one sir, this is Killer,
one of the best we have.

[yelps]

[whines]

No. Get up, get up, now.

You're on duty. Get up.
Come on, get up.

You're on duty now.
You ain't off duty.

No, no, you can't do that now.

I can't do your tum-tum now.
The Colonel and everybody's watchin'.

Get up. Attack, attack.

Killer, get up.

Sergeant Myers,
what is going on here?

- I don't know, sir.
- Who was in charge of that dog?

[sergeant Myers] This man sir.

Private, what have you done to that dog?

Nothin', sir.

Nothing, huh?

I'll tell you what you've done, boy!

You have taken a powerful, aggressive
animal and turned him into a pussycat!

This dog was a perfect specimen
when he came here.

He was trained to defend and attack.

Look at him now!
He's a pussycat!

Get this slobbering hound off of me!

You have ruined him.
That's what you've done.

Ruined him!
He is washed up as a sentry dog!

You understand that, Sergeant?

Shall we take him to the kennels
for retraining sir?

Retraining! What for?
He's finished!

The only thing he's good for now
is the dog pound!

- Get him out of here!
- Yes, sir.

Dog pound?

You mean you're gonna send him
to the dog pound?

That's right, private.

I don't mean to be disrespectful, sir,

but you'd be makin' a terrible mistake
to send this animal to the pound.

He's a fine dog.
I don't care what you say.

A dog don't have to be a vicious beast

every minute he's in the canine corps.

Excuse me, sir.
With your permission.

Pyle, that happens to be
an officer, you knucklehead.

Didn't you learn about military courtesy?

Or do you wanna go to the brig
and learn some more? Well, do you, huh?

[growls]

[barks]

Hold him!
Hold that dog!

Come back, now. Stop that.

Do you agree now Private that
the only place for this dog is the pound?

It's very obvious you have lost
complete control of this animal!

I wouldn't say that Lieutenant.

I'd say the dog
handles himself quite well.

Sir?

The minute he sensed
his master being threatened,

he jumped to his defense.

That's what
he's trained to do, isn't it?

That's right sir. But the dog
is unfit for sentry duty.

He failed to respond when
he himself was being attacked.

Sir, the dog is unfit.

That may be so,
but isn't it lucky you discovered it now

rather than later,
during some crucial test?

Sir?

If the dog is a "pussycat," as you said,

he probably had within him
the makings of a pussycat all along.

The private here only managed
to bring that out.

Sir--

I think you should be thankful
to the private for uncovering it now,

rather than having
the enemy do it later.

I don't feel the only thing left
for this dog is the pound.

If you don't want him,
I know someone who does--

Colonel Swanson.

He has a youngster who'd probably
appreciate a fine companion like this.

- He might enjoy this "pussycat."
- Yes sir.

That's wonderful, sir!
Did you hear that, boy?

You ain't gonna go to no pound
after all.

You're gonna be in a fine home,
a Colonel's home.

Thank you sir. Thank you,
thank you, thank you!

And sir, do you think it'd be all right

if I come over and visit the dog
every once in a while?

I suppose so.

Ain't that wonderful sweetie?
I'm gonna get to come visit you,

and we can play
all of our favorite games,

hide-and-seek and fetch the stick

and run, sheep, run.

And now and then
they're gonna let me brush you,

and I can do your tum-tum.

He just loves it
when I do his tum-tum,

don't you, Limley Gilbert?

I think I'm gonna be sick.

I already am.