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[marching band plays]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle - USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

Gomer, that's enough brushing.
You're coming through the other side.

Well, I want it to be right.

Heck's sake, Duke, since I'm gonna
be best man at that wedding tomorrow,

I wanna look my best.

You're wearing your dress blues,
ain't you?

I suppose, although black
would be more appropriate.

Black?
Black's what you wear at funerals.

Weddings, funerals, tragedy is tragedy.

Oh, come on, Duke.
This is gonna be real high-spirited.

I get to carry the ring,
what with me being best man and all.

Then I give it to him
and he gives it to her

and she gets to wear it
for the rest of her born days.

But I get to carry it first,
and that's a real honor.

[Purcell] Gomer! Gomer!

I got it! Greatest ring
you ever saw in your life!

- Let's have a look.
- Well, it just came in the mail!

Been in the family for six generations!

You never saw anything like it.
It's beautiful! My grandmother wore it.

And my great-grandmother before her,
she wore it at her wedding.

It's, it's got diamonds.

- Did, did I give it to you?
- No.

Well, I lost it.

I-I must have dropped it on the way in!

Come on, Purcell, make up your mind!
Which way are you going?

Well, s-sorry, Sergeant, I-I can't--

When you came in, you didn't happen to--
Wait. Wait!

Here it is. Here it is!

Jim's kinda got the jitters, Sergeant,
what with his weddin' tomorrow and all.

He's already lost his ring.

I don't want to hear one more
word about a ring or marriage!

Not one more word!
Nothing! You understand?

I've had it up to here with
you two guys and that wedding!

Two weeks now,
and I've heard nothing else!

This is a Marine base,
not the little church around the corner!

Now, the rest of you knuckleheads,
listen up!

We have a field lecture
on demolitions in 15 minutes!

We'll assemble at 1100!

[groans]

Golly!

Look at that thing shine.
All them sparklers.

Why, that's a regular 4th of July!

Not another one in the world like it.

Wouldn't be a Purcell wedding
without this ring.

You better put that rock away.
We gotta get moving.

- W-Where will I put it?
- Under your pillow?

- M-Maybe in my shaving kit.
- How about under the mattress?

Maybe I'd better
just carry it right with me.

Boy, I sure wish I didn't
have to go to that lecture.

Now, when clearing an enemy field,
the mine detector is used.

You can spot any buried metal object.

The mine is then uncovered and removed.

To give you an idea
of its destructive power,

we're gonna detonate this mine.

It'll need two men for a diggin' detail.

Pyle, Purcell!

[exasperated] Pyle, Purcell!

What is it, Sergeant?

If the national effort can have
your assistance for a few minutes,

grab them shovels.

Move it!

All right, good enough.
Now get back with the others.

I'll detonate the mine electrically.

What is it?

The ring! The ring, it's gone!

The blast will destroy anything
in the immediate area of the mine.

Gather around, men.

- Come on!
- [gasps]

Watch close!

Ho-- ho-- hold it, hold it!

Wait a minute, you can't! Please, no!

- Hey, don't go down there!
- Hold it!

Hey, come back here!

What is this?

Jim's ring, he dropped it in the hole!

- What's goin' on?
- [Purcell] My ring!

It must have fallen out of
my pocket while I was digging!

Well, that's tough!

Please, Sergeant,
you don't know what that ring means.

I-It's an heirloom.
It's priceless. It's priceless.

I mean, I couldn't get married
without that ring.

- Oh, please, Sergeant! Please!
- Knock it off!

Okay, Pete, you better disconnect.

All right, the rest of you guys

come on down here and help us look!

Make it fast! Come on, let's move!
Move, move, move!

On your hands and knees! Let's go!

All right, let's give it up!

Oh, just a little more, Sarge.
Please, Sarge.

"That's all," I said.
We've already wasted half of the morning.

We're not gonna take all day looking
for a ring, heirloom or no heirloom!

Now let's go!

I sure am sorry, Jimmy.

Sergeant,
It's just a terrible thing to lose.

It's the most beautiful ring
I think I nearly ever saw.

It was real sparkly--

Well, there it is! Hey, how about that!

I must have picked up the wrong jacket.
It was in the pocket the whole time.

We didn't have to do
all that digging after all.

Ain't that a good joke,
Sergeant? Ain't it?

- You all set, Jim?
- Yeah.

- What'd you do with the ring?
- Got it right here.

Oh, no.

No, it-- It's gone.

It's gone again!

Oh! Here!

Here it is.

You sure gave me a fright.

Gomer, look. You take it.

You're the best man. You hold it for me.

[Gomer] Me? Well, I wouldn't want to--

Look, I'm so mixed up,
I know I'll lose it someplace.

Please, you hold it.

I keep misplacing it, and I about have
heart failure every time I look for it.

Please, you keep it.

Where will I put it?

I don't know, just put it someplace--

I got it. The best place to keep a ring
is where it's supposed to be.

I'll keep it on my finger here.
It should fit my pinkie.

I-It won't fall off?

No, it's good and tight.
We should have thought of this before.

Now, tomorrow when you want it,
I'll just slip it off, and there you are.

What's the matter?

It's mighty tight.

But you gotta be able to get it off!

If I had a little butter

Come on, you guys, inspection.

Your men wearing pinkie rings now,
Sergeant?

Uh, no, sir.

Uh, you see, sir,
well, it's a wedding ring.

Is that your wedding ring, Private?

- No, sir.
- I thought you told me--

Sir, it is a wedding ring,
but it ain't mine.

It's Private Purcell's.

You're wearing
Private Purcell's wedding ring?

Sir, Private Purcell is getting married.

To him?

Oh, no, sir. He's marrying Chrissy Parker.

She's a real nice girl.
You'd really like her, sir.

Wonderful. Sergeant!

Sir?

I suggest you check your men out
before inspection.

I would say that man was slightly
out of uniform, wouldn't you?

Well--

Unless there's a new regulation
which I don't know about

which calls for wedding rings on pinkies!

That'll be all, Sergeant.

Aye, aye, sir.

Get that thing off! Get it off!

I can't. I reckon my finger's too fat.

Yeah?

Well, I'm gonna work you 'till
you're so thin, it drops off!

I warned you.

I have nothing against
a man and a woman of legal age

being duly joined together
in the bonds of holy matrimony.

Nothing against it at all!

But when my lecture is sabotaged,
my inspection turned into a shambles,

and the entire platoon performance
record shot down in flames--

Pyle, are you in pain?

Yes, sir.

Uh, it pains me to hear how the platoon

performance record
got shot down in flames.

I'm sure sorry, sir.

And you are going to be sorrier.

As a little reminder that you
are both Marines on a duty status,

you will put in a few hours extra
duty tonight here in the bakery.

But, Sarge, tomorrow morning's
my wedding. I can't--

Hold it! I told you I don't want to hear
no more about a wedding!

I don't want to hear about it,
see anything about it, nothing!

That word is not to be used in my presence
in any shape, matter, or form!

Is that clear? Okay, Charlie!

[Hacker] Right, Vince.

- They're all yours.
- Okay.

You, get over
and start massagin' those racks.

I like 'em nice and clean.

And you, over here.

Start working on that.
We gotta get 600 loaves out by tomorrow.

Well, get in there and move it around!

Move it around!
You need plenty of wrist action.

Attaboy!

That's fine, that's beautiful!

Plenty of wrist in there,
that makes it nice and light and fluffy.

Very good. I'll make a doughboy
out of you yet.

[laughs] Get it? Doughboy!

Move it, move it! Watch those wrists!

You, keep working!

[men snoring]

Oh, boy, I'm bushed.

At least you'll be sure to get
a good night's sleep.

Yeah, yeah, that's what I need, sleep.

One thing about working hard,

you're too tired
to remember you're nervous.

Just think. In a few more hours,

you're going to be
a married husband and all.

And to think that
I'm all part of the ceremony.

And I'll do it right, too.
You can depend on that.

I'll be right there with the ring.

Well, where is it? It's gone! Where is it?

- [man] Knock it off!
- You lost my wedding ring!

Gomer, where's the ring?

It must be around here someplace.
I'll get a flashlight.

But we gotta find it, Gomer!

- [man] Knock it off!
- [men grumbling]

We gotta find it!

We will. We'll just backtrack
every step of the way.

You see anything?

Look carefully.

It's not around here anywhere.

Think, Gomer, think!

When's the last time you saw it?

Let me see, now.

I had it at supper,

then we came to work here at the bakery.

W-well, did you have it then?

Yeah. I remember now.

Up until the time I started
working on all that dough--

You know, with the wrist action?

So, it could have come off in--

Yeah, that dough was gooey enough,
with the butter and all.

I think I know where your ring is.

Your wedding ring is baked in one
of them there 600 loaves of bread.

Well,
I guess the ring's lost for good now.

And after six generations in the family.

Boy, poor Chrissy.
She's sure gonna be disappointed.

Well, maybe we can find it.

It's got to be in
one of them loaves of bread.

But there's 600 loaves, Gomer! 600!

Then we'll just have to look
through every single loaf.

Piece by piece,
can't overlook one single crumb.

[door opens]

[door closes]

It's just the corporal taking
sandwiches to the guardhouse.

Sandwiches?

- Yeah, just
- [car engine starts]

- Sandwiches!
- Made out of bread.

Right.

Before we start on the loaves,
we better check those out!

[car engine roars]

Hey!

Hold it! Don't eat those sandwiches!

Excuse us, corporals and guards,
but you mustn't bite into that bread.

- Excuse me, can I see that one?
- [man] What's going on?

There was an accident at the bakery,
and something fell into the bread dough.

Something in the bread dough?
What? What fell in it?

Much obliged. It's not in there.

That's close. I almost ate that!

- What is it? What fell in it?
- It's not here either.

Are these all the sandwiches you made?

All except for the one I
gave Lieutenant Petersen,

the officer of the day.

That might be just where it is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go.

Oh, thank you, fellers.
Enjoy your sandwiches.

Golly.

600 loaves is sure
a lot of bread, ain't it?

It sure is.

'Course, we don't have to
go through all 600.

We've already been through that
one they made the sandwiches out of.

So all we got to do is 599.

Give me the first one,
and we'll get started.

I'll cut it up here.

Now, careful. We don't want to scratch it.

All right.

It ain't in this one.

Gomer, we'll never be able to
go through all 600 loaves like this.

Wait a minute, I got an idea.

It ain't in this loaf.

- [man singing in distance]
- Someone's coming!

[sneezes]

Hey! What are you guys doing here?

Get out of there! Come on, snap it up.

What is all this?

Well, I was here working earlier,

and I lost something,
and I come back to look for it.

What did you lose?

The wedding ring that Jim here is
suppose to get married with today.

[snorts] The ring?

You lost the ring?
The ring he's getting married with?

[chuckles]

That's a hot one. [laughs]

We figure it's somewhere here
in a loaf of bread.

You lost the ring in a loaf of bread?
[laughs]

If it's all right with you, Sergeant,
we'd kind of like to get it back.

Sure, go ahead.

Boy, I could see the ceremony now.

"With this bread, I thee wed."

[laughs]

Then he puts the loaf of bread
on her finger. Get it?

- [laughter]
- Which loaf is it in?

Well, we don't right know.

So we're gonna have to go through
every single one and slice 'em up.

B-But, Sergeant, we j--

The first one that lays a finger
on this bread, I let 'em have it.

You wanna play hide-and-seek?
Outside, not in my bread.

Come on, out! Outside! Let's go!

But, Sergeant, maybe we could
use a fork and punch around in 'em?

Charlie Hacker serve bread
full of puncture holes? No, sir.

Sixteen years I've been baking,
and I've never served no factory seconds!

No dice! Outside! Out! Out!

But, Sergeant,
this ring's kind of special, Sergeant.

Couldn't we just look in a few--

- [slams]
- Out!

Hurry it up out of here!

Out!

I sure feel bad about this, Jim.
And it's all my fault, too.

Here you picked me out of all your friends
to be your best man

and trusted me with the ring
for your beloved,

and I let you down.

It's okay, Gomer. It was just an accident.

But there must be something we can do.

Sergeant Carter says
that there ain't no situation

that a good Marine can't overcome.

No, look, we've had it.

You heard that mess sergeant.
He won't let us near that bread.

He won't let us touch it!

Look, we, we better just forget all--

Wait a minute.

Just a blessed instant.

- What?
- Maybe there is something we can do.

W-What is it?

Well, I got this idea,
but it's gonna take bravery.

B-But how? What?

Well, first of all,
we've got to get Sergeant Carter.

Carter? The way he feels
about the wedding?

And you're gonna wake him up
at 4:00 in the morning?

Well, that's where the bravery comes in.

Come on, let's go.

[snoring]

[door closes]

[snoring]

[whispers] Sergeant?

[Gomer] Sergeant?

[groans] Couldn't be.

[Purcell] Sergeant Carter?

Pyle, for your sake, I hope this
is all just a very bad dream.

[Gomer] Ain't no dream, it's me.

You see, we lost the ring again--

Pyle, what is this overwhelming
urge you have for self-destruction?

I got this idea--

I got an idea, too!

It's what to do with nitwits

who wake up their sergeant
in the middle of the night!

I'll give you the details tomorrow!

But for now, get out of here!

But, Sergeant,
a fellow Marine is in trouble,

and you're the only one who can help.

And I know you'll help
because you're his only hope.

Never mind, Gomer.
Sorry we bothered you, Sergeant.

[Gomer] But, Jimmy, how can you
get married tomorrow?

I don't know. Maybe they're trying to
tell me something. Maybe it's a bad sign.

I don't know. All I know is,
when I tell Chrissy

she's gonna probably want
to call off the wedding anyway.

You know how superstitious brides are.

You mean call off the wedding?

But everything's going against it.
Everything! It's too much!

The sergeant's right.

Why should he have to be
bothered with all of this?

It's not his problem.
Why should he have to help out?

Forget it! Nothing says I have
to get married. Sorry, Sergeant.

Get off this bed!

Marry, don't marry, that's your problem!
Mine's getting some shut-eye.

Now get out of here,
or I'll throw you in the brig!

- But, Sergeant, you--
- Out! Out! Do you want the brig?

Out! Get out of here!

Out! Get out! Out, out, out, out!

[door closes]

[exhales deeply]

[groans]

[exhales]

Pyle, Purcell!

All right,
what was this brilliant idea of yours?

And the wedding's this morning?

Yes, sir, colonel, at 1000.

Interesting situation.

How much time 'till mess call, Sergeant?

55 minutes, sir.

It'll be close.

Very well.
I'll issue the necessary instructions.

- Hold up on the bread, Charlie!
- Huh?

We gotta check it for that missing ring.

Nobody hacks up my bread.

You wanna find prizes?
Buy yourself some Cracker Jacks.

Orders from the top, Charlie.
The colonel wants that ring found.

The colonel ordered my bread
ripped up for a tin ring?

Relax. Nobody's gonna rip it up.

We're gonna find it with a mine detector.

All right, men, in here!

All right,
let's spread out the bread, huh?

Start right here.

He should have found it by now.

That's the way it always is
when you lose something.

You never do find it until
the very last place you look.

I don't know why that is,
but that's the way it always is.

Well, are you sure
you had it here in the bakery?

Now, don't you worry.

Wouldn't surprise me none if it wasn't
in loaf number 600, the very last one.

It is in the last one! It's in this one!

We better make sure.

It's got to be, Sergeant.

If it ain't in any of the others,
and this is the last one, why, it's just

It ain't?

Well, then, where

All right, secure the gear.

I'm sorry, Jim.

[static]

Hey, I got something here, Sarge.

What do you got in that pocket?
Keys, change?

No. In this pocket, I just keep my hankie.

Don't know why that gadget
should buzz around my hankie.

[pinging]

Shazam!

[Gomer] Well, how do you do?

Now I remember.

My hands got all gooey in that dough,
and I wiped them off on my hankie.

That must have been
when the ring come loose.

The ring was in my pocket
the whole time, Sergeant.

Wasn't no need to wake you
and the colonel after all.

How about that?

That's a good joke.
Ain't that a good joke?

Here you are, Vince. Be my guest.

Do you, James Purcell,

take this woman, Christine Parker,
to be your lawfully wedded wife?

I do.

And do you, Christine Parker,

take this man to be
your lawfully wedded husband?

I do.

The ring, please?

Let's have it.

- [whispers] It'll be just a second.
- Come on, Gomer.

PURCELL [whispers] Come on, Gomer.

I'll have it off in a jiffy.

You wouldn't have any butter,
would you, chaplain?