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♪ It seems today
that all you see
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♪ Is violence in
movies and sex on TV
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values
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♪ On which we used to rely?
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy
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♪ Lucky there's a man who
positively can do
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♪ All the things
that make us
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♪ Laugh and cry
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♪ He's a family guy ♪
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Wide open in the end zone.
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Touchdown, Patriots.
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Beautiful pass by Tom Brady.
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Yeah, Brady!
He's awesome.
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I can't believe Gisele
gets to sleep with him.
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I wish I was a supermodel.
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Hey, it's a commercial.
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Jerome, switch it
over to the RedZone.
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Screw that. I say
we put on the Bone Zone.
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What's that?
Oh, it's awesome.
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They show every sex scene on TV
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without all
the boring dialogue and plot.
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Okay, once again,nothing is happeningon Homeland.
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But over on Masters of Sex,
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Lizzy Caplan is
hooked up to electrodes
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and gettin' it from a guywho sounds American,but probably isn't.
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Hey, we're gonna
split the screens now,
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because my
producer is telling me
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on Game of Thrones,
we got a malnourished albino
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plowing a girl in
a tub as he names dragons.
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Oh, there's a Bone Zone Alertfor Girls, which we'll ignore.
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'Cause it's Gaby Hoffmann
Donald-Ducking it.
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Last time we went to that,
we lost a lot of subscribers.
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And we're keepingan eye on The Knick.
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We don't want to
bring you dead boobs,
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but if they're alive,
we'll get you over there.
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Oh, crap. It's almost 3:00.
I gotta get out of here.
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For what? It's Sunday.
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The airline's
making us all attend
a seminar about what to do
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if someone flies a drone
into your flight path.
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Yeah, I hear that kind
of obnoxious behavior
is very big right now
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in the Dangerous Idiot
community.
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Really? I didn't see that
in the newsletter this month.
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Just a big article
about how to tailgate
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a speeding fire truck
to get places faster.
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Wait till
they get to the golf course
and find out there's no fire.
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No, it's a serious problem.
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Nowadays any moron
can just order a drone online.
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Oh.
There's no regulation.
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Oh!
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And most of them have cameras
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so people can spy on
whoever they want.
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Invade their privacy.
Oh!
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Peter, are you
ordering a drone right now?
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You bet your ass I am.
Owning a drone
is gonna be a blast.
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Even more fun
than when I had
breakfast in bread.
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Hi, Lois,
it's a great morning.
No matter how you slice it.
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I don't know
what this is, Peter.
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But we're four months
behind on our mortgage.
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Well, that's odd.
It's not like
we're short on dough.
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I'm taking
the kids and I'm staying
at my parents' for a while.
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That's the yeast of my concerns.
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Oh, Brian, you finally made it.
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I'm having a tea party,
sit down.
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Yeah, you texted me,
like, 80 times.
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Look, Stewie,
I don't have time to sip air
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and pretend to eat
a wooden hamburger patty.
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Yeah? Tell me why
you don't have time.
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All right, I have time.
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And there's nothing
pretend about this.
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Real tea, real milk,
and the best honey
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you'll ever taste
in your whole life.
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Wow, this is good.
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Where'd you buy the honey?
I didn't, I'm raising bees.
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You're raising bees?
Like a beekeeper?
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Yup. Mom missed
soccer registration,
so this is my weekends.
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Mmm. I gotta say,
you're good at it.
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You know, you could
probably sell this stuff.
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Really?
You think it's that good?
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Yeah, plus it's local,
it's straight from the hive.
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People at farmers' markets
would go nuts for this.
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You know, you could
probably charge,
like, $20, $30 a jar.
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Now I'm excited
about this, Brian.
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I feel like an eighth
grader who just had sex.
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So. You go all the way?
Oh, yeah.
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I'm gonna need some proof.
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Hmm. How can I prove it?
Maybe with Father O'Leary's
briefs!
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Oh!
The king.
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He said he loved me.
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All right.
Time to take flight,
Drone of Arcadia.
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Oh, Amber Tamblyn.
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I love that show.
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Now married to David Cross.
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Can I have a turn?
I want a turn.
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No.
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Hey, does Cleveland
have a bald spot?
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No.
Hey, what's this do?
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Check it out.
Here comes a hawk.
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Uh-oh. What's happening?
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Argh!
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No, I don't think
this is consensual!
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Look at that pervert squirrel
just watching.
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Ah, crap. It's busted.
And I bet it's
completely traumatized.
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I wasn't traumatized actually,
it was planned.
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Part of the games we play.
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I've been a bad drone.
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Peter, you've been
knocking a while.
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I don't think anyone's in there.
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Yeah, look at all
this mail. Maybe he's on
vacation or something.
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Oh, my God, he's dead.
And his face and
earlobes are missing!
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Oh, that's a relief.
It's just the cat
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that ate his face and ears off.
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So, Brian, this is my hive.
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Now, how many bees
do you think are in here?
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I don't know, a million?
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No, it's 4,000.
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Now that seems like nothing
because of your idiot
million guess.
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All right, now, if you're
going to sell honey at
the farmers' market,
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you need to practice.
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So you be the salesman
and I'll be the customer.
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Ooh, what do we have here?
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Uh, honey, like the sign says.
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I find your attitude cavalier.
May I speak to your manager?
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Stewie, come on.
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I'm sorry,
is there a problem here?
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I was just in the back
and I heard a commotion.
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How do we have a back?
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I simply came here
to inquire about honey
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and your employee
spoke to me loudly
and with profanity.
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Stewie, this is ridiculous.
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Brian, please. I trust that
this handsome,
young customer
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knows what he's talking about.
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Oh, my. And I thought
only bees pour on the honey.
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I'm going inside.
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So, are you from around here?
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No, I'm just in town for the
John Singer Sargent exhibit
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at the museum.
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Really?
I've been looking
for an excuse to go again.
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Well, looks like I won't
need that audio tour.
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Great. Give me one minute,
let me text my fiancee.
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Your what?
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That was Bonnie.
She said they already
sold the house behind us.
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Poor Mr. Seagull.
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What the hell is that?
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Oh, God.
Please don't let that be
our new neighbors.
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What is it?
Some kind of crazy van
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with the number 87 on the side.
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87?
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That's not a van, Lois.
That's a party bus.
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Rob Gronkowski's party bus!
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Who's that?
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Only the star tight end
of the New England Patriots
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and America's
most athletic Polish.
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Did you guys see?
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Oh, my God!
That was Rob Gronkowski.
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Am I running?
Is this what running is?
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I hate it.
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What's up, butt munchers?
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That's us!
He called us butt munchers.
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We're butt munchers.
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All right.
Time to Gronk a dump
in my new house.
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Oh. My. God.
Our new neighbor is Gronk.
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Hey, I'm your new mailman.
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Former star of
The Incredible Hulk.
Lou Ferrigno.
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On any other day,
that would be so exciting.
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Please give me my mail and go.
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What the hell are you doing?
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I wanted to bring over something
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to welcome Gronk
to the neighborhood,
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so I scraped
all the Cool Ranch
off of 15 bags of Doritos.
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You're bringing
him a bowl of powder?
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Yeah, I thought he could
eat it by the fistful or
rub it on his balls.
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Peter, I don't know
what you're so excited about.
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Rob Gronkowski is
probably the worst neighbor
we could ask for.
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You know he's
gonna be partying
day and night.
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It's not like it's
that tasty piece of ass,
Julian Edelman.
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Now there's a Patriot
you can get excited about.
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I know he's a wide receiver,
but if he's giving,
I'm taking.
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I'll take it all,
I'll take it wherever.
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Ah!
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Anyway, go suck up
to your big dumb monster.
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I'll be here hooking the G
to thoughts of Edelman.
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So what did you
get him, Cleveland?
Oreo middles.
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Whoa! Four
standing dogs?
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No, we're people, sir.
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Um, Mr. Gronk,
I'm Peter Griffin,
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I live in
the house behind yours.
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We wanted to welcome you
to the neighborhood.
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Awesome.
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You spiked it.
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I was hoping he would do that.
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My eyes!
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Hey, you guys seem great.
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You wanna come in
and eat pizza standing up?
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Uh, yeah.
Cool.
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You mind if
I call you all "Grover"?
I don't like learning names.
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Yeah, sure, that'd be sweet.
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Well, come on in, Grover.
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He knows my name!
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Oh, my God, you guys.
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Having Gronk here
is gonna be the best.
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Kind of like those years
when it was just
Marley and me.
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Hey, my dog's chewing
up that thing I need.
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Hey, my dirty dog
is jumping in
the neighbor's pool.
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Wait, Marley,
don't shake your wet fur
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in the middle of
this fancy party.
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I'm gonna lay down
these work blueprints
on the floor,
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and I sure hope you don't
walk across them
with muddy paws.
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Marley!
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Oh, my nightmare dog is dead.
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Marley & Me.
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Workout room.
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Kegerator cellar.
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Another workout room.
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And over here's
a room that's just got
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a lit candle on a bale of hay.
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Is that just
'cause of the danger?
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That's exactly why.
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My dumb wife won't let me
have a room like that.
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Do you have a wife?
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What's going on?
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Let's go check out the hot tub.
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Check it out,
my hot tub is
filled with coffee.
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Grab a donut, go to town.
Sponsored by Dunkin' Donuts.
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And the pool is filled
with my favorite food.
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Soup with little shapes in it.
Sponsored by Campbell's Soup.
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Oh, alphabet soup
is my favorite, too.
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What's a albaphet?
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Nothing. What you
said is not anything.
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And check out the shower.
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Ultra Sunrise
Monster Energy Drink.
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Sponsored by
Monster Energy Drink.
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Why do you keep saying
what things are sponsored by?
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My manager said if I don't,
I won't go to heaven.
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Sponsored by SMS Audio
sweat-proof sport headphones.
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Well, you were right.
The farmers' market
is wonderful.
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You've got your yoga pants moms,
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you've got your mixed-race kids
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riding a pony,
a confused Jerome.
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What is this?
A vegetable parking lot?
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Now, remember to tell
customers that this honey
is farm to table.
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00:11:28,505 --> 00:11:30,567
We're not a restaurant,
that doesn't make any sense.
242
00:11:30,591 --> 00:11:32,858
Doesn't have to.
Say "anything-to-anything,"
243
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,659
people lose their minds.
244
00:11:34,711 --> 00:11:37,495
Just so you know,
this is all grass-to-bottle.
245
00:11:37,565 --> 00:11:41,133
Ooh.
I know, right?
That'll be $68.
246
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,634
Is this a super food?
247
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,903
Total super food.
Full of GMOs.
248
00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:46,065
GMOs are bad.
249
00:11:46,089 --> 00:11:47,371
No GMOs whatsoever.
250
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,992
Amazing.
251
00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:52,243
Wow, this is great.
We've only been here an hour
252
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,795
and we're almost
totally sold out.
253
00:11:53,864 --> 00:11:55,491
Yes, I didn't see that coming.
254
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:59,918
Just like Dan Cortese
didn't see the end
of the '90s coming.
255
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:02,988
Three, two, one!
256
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,589
Happy New Year!
257
00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:12,013
Dan Cortese was the only thing
in the entire world
258
00:12:12,082 --> 00:12:14,699
affected by Y2K.
259
00:12:19,756 --> 00:12:22,324
Grovers, you made it.
Here, have a beer.
260
00:12:22,392 --> 00:12:23,775
Thanks. Hey, Gronk,
261
00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:25,604
you know, there's something
I always wanted to ask you.
262
00:12:25,628 --> 00:12:27,279
When you know you
have single coverage,
263
00:12:27,348 --> 00:12:30,131
do you give
a hand signal to Brady
or is it just eye contact?
264
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,600
I don't know,
wanna see me dance?
265
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:35,737
I ask because sometimes
you're being covered
by a little guy,
266
00:12:35,806 --> 00:12:38,006
and then you
and Brady will look
at each other, and...
267
00:12:38,041 --> 00:12:40,042
Am I...
Am I supposed
to touch you?
268
00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:42,060
What am I...
What am I doing here?
269
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,257
Oh, I'm sorry, bro,
what was the question?
270
00:12:44,281 --> 00:12:45,658
I just want
to know if you and Brady
271
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:48,033
have, like,
a secret hand signal
or something?
272
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,553
Whoa, that is top secret,
but lean in and I'll tell you.
273
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:55,407
How rude.
274
00:12:55,476 --> 00:12:58,443
Hey, wanna meet my family?
These are my brothers.
275
00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:01,096
Actually, one of
them is my dad.
I'm not sure which.
276
00:13:01,164 --> 00:13:04,432
Probably the gray-haired one
with the whiskey face sunburn.
277
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:07,452
Oh, it's an honor
to meet you, sir.
You must be very proud.
278
00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:09,604
Hell yeah.
I think every dad's dream
279
00:13:09,672 --> 00:13:11,735
is taking his
son's sloppy seconds.
280
00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:13,525
Is your mom here, too?
281
00:13:13,577 --> 00:13:14,726
They don't have a mom.
282
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,878
My ex-wife raised them,
God bless her.
283
00:13:16,947 --> 00:13:18,541
But genetically,
they're a product
284
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,715
of me blammin' on
to a side of beef.
285
00:13:24,288 --> 00:13:26,154
All right,
since we sold out so fast,
286
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,000
we gotta make
these bees more productive.
287
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,285
Get them to make more honey.
288
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,758
How're we gonna do that?
289
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,093
Steroids, Brian.
290
00:13:32,162 --> 00:13:33,528
This here is the same stuff
291
00:13:33,597 --> 00:13:36,815
that turned Barry Bonds' head
into a prize-winning squash.
292
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:38,923
Okay, well, how much
are we supposed to give them?
293
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:42,587
Hmm. It says this is
enough for a horse.
So...
294
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,372
I don't know,
how many bees is a horse?
295
00:13:44,441 --> 00:13:46,069
Well, you can't fit
a horse in this box,
296
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,121
so I'd just use the whole thing.
297
00:13:48,145 --> 00:13:49,145
That makes sense.
298
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,983
Barry Bonds says
that's too much steroids.
299
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,602
Time for bed, Barry.
300
00:14:07,965 --> 00:14:09,381
God, they're still going?
301
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,983
Peter, this is exactly
what I told you would happen.
302
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,397
Not so much fun anymore, is it?
303
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,237
Oh, thank God,
maybe they're wrapping it up.
304
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,107
Noise! Noise!
305
00:14:19,176 --> 00:14:22,226
Loud noise, noise,
and a Civil War cannon.
306
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:27,181
Damn it, I can't take anymore!
He is the worst neighbor ever.
307
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,150
You won't believe
what he did yesterday.
308
00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:31,986
Hey, Grover, catch!
309
00:14:43,734 --> 00:14:47,368
Uh, listen, Gronk, um,
it's getting kind of late.
310
00:14:47,437 --> 00:14:49,698
Don't you think
maybe it's time
to call it a night?
311
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,484
Yeah, sure.
Hey, you ever seen
a nard explode?
312
00:14:52,508 --> 00:14:54,625
A what? A nard?
313
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:58,079
I don't... Is that something
on the Internet? 'Cause I...
314
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,447
Ah, damn it, what the hell!
315
00:15:00,717 --> 00:15:01,983
Nice shot, there.
316
00:15:02,052 --> 00:15:04,502
Come on, don't get mad, bro.
I was just kidding.
317
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,754
You were kidding?
What was the joke?
318
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:07,866
This was.
319
00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:09,491
Oh, damn it, you hit the seam.
320
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,446
You know what?
You're a jerk, Gronk.
321
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:17,148
That's it.
I'm getting rid
of that bastard.
322
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,785
Just like I helped
kick the British
out of America.
323
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:22,337
This tyranny shall not stand.
324
00:15:22,405 --> 00:15:23,771
For without liberty...
325
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,024
Ah, crap,
he's even in the cutaways.
326
00:15:28,244 --> 00:15:30,628
Just...
Just go to commercial.
327
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,980
I'm gonna squat here
and hold on to this bench.
328
00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:43,219
Peter, you gotta
figure something out.
329
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,671
They haven't
stopped partying
the whole night.
330
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:46,839
- Yeah!
- Gronk!
331
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,674
- Party!
- On the deck.
332
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,348
I'm sorry,
you were right all along.
333
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:51,944
But don't worry,
I'll take care of it.
334
00:15:51,968 --> 00:15:54,880
Well, you better
do something soon.
I can't live like this.
335
00:15:54,904 --> 00:15:56,304
I know.
That guy's more annoying
336
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,850
than going to
an Italian restaurant
337
00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,757
with someone
who's been to Italy.
338
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:03,761
They call this a trattoria?
More like a ristorante to me.
339
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:07,110
Look at that fresco.
Supposed to be
the hills of Elba.
340
00:16:07,150 --> 00:16:08,650
Not once you've seen 'em.
341
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,713
Are you ready to order?
Si.
342
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:14,272
Let me handle this, Peter.
Two spaghettis
and a chicken fingers.
343
00:16:19,329 --> 00:16:21,479
God, look at all
the honey the bees made.
344
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,948
Those steroids were
a great idea, Stewie.
345
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,217
Hey, look, that bee's trying
to get our honey.
346
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,770
Okay, Mr. Bee, we'll give you
the employee discount.
347
00:16:29,839 --> 00:16:31,272
After all you... Ah!
348
00:16:31,341 --> 00:16:34,508
Holy crap,
that thing just lifted
a whole jar of honey.
349
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:37,512
Oh, God. Do you think
that's one of
our steroid bees?
350
00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:42,027
Well, this one's wearing
a hoodie as a shirt,
351
00:16:42,051 --> 00:16:44,252
so, yeah, I think
these are ours.
352
00:16:44,321 --> 00:16:45,731
Stewie, I have a bad
feeling about...
353
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,555
Oh, God,
it just ate the other bee!
354
00:16:47,624 --> 00:16:52,043
Okay, so a few of them
had a bad reaction to...
Oh, crap.
355
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,166
Oh, my God. Brian, run!
356
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,925
I think maybe giving
those bees steroids
was a bad idea.
357
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,913
Turn on the wipers.
358
00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:19,082
You sure this is
gonna work, Peter?
359
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,138
Absolutely.
360
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,156
Gronk went to
the University of Arizona.
361
00:17:22,225 --> 00:17:24,475
And everyone who went
to the University of Arizona
362
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,205
believes leprechauns are real.
363
00:17:26,229 --> 00:17:29,147
And since
Cleveland already owns
a green suit and a top hat...
364
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,316
This is my Easter clothes.
365
00:17:33,870 --> 00:17:35,453
Whoa! A leprechaun.
366
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:36,837
Say the thing.
367
00:17:36,906 --> 00:17:38,901
Top of the morning
to you, Mr. Gronkowski.
368
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:41,326
Have you any interest
in a pot of gold?
369
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:44,512
All you have to do is
move to Tallahassee.
370
00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:47,398
Wait a minute,
this is just a disguise.
371
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,483
Son of a bitch!
372
00:17:49,553 --> 00:17:52,264
What's going on here?
Are you guys trying
to get rid of me?
373
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,683
Yeah, we're trying
to get rid of you!
Why?
374
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:57,053
'Cause you're
a pain in the ass
to live next to.
375
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,561
I mean, what the hell, Gronk,
why you gotta be like this?
376
00:17:59,629 --> 00:18:01,362
You're a millionaire.
377
00:18:01,431 --> 00:18:03,659
You have the sweetest
job in the world. You
could do whatever you want.
378
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,634
Why you gotta act like
such an idiot all the time?
379
00:18:06,703 --> 00:18:10,188
It's not a choice, Grover,
but rather, an obligation.
380
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:13,124
You see,
I've been groomed for this
my entire life.
381
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,593
Scoring touchdowns,
making people laugh.
382
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:18,029
Punishing my body,
enduring the pain.
383
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,209
All in the name
of entertainment.
384
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,434
Don't you understand?
I'm a commodity.
385
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:25,036
A product,
a modern-day gladiator.
386
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:28,440
You ask about
the whys and the wherefores
behind the boorish facade.
387
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:29,941
The answer is simple.
388
00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:33,010
I play the jester
because society
deems it necessary.
389
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,297
Also, I'm fucking insane!
390
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,901
Eat a butt, fatty.
Gronk ain't going nowhere.
391
00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:43,103
Oh, that's it!
392
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,806
Oh, cool, we're fighting?
393
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,476
You guys mind if I eat
while I beat you up?
394
00:18:58,621 --> 00:19:00,866
What the hell are
we supposed to do?
We're surrounded.
395
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,189
Hang on, I got this.
396
00:19:02,258 --> 00:19:06,226
Meg, come outside.
We have Pinkberry.
397
00:19:08,465 --> 00:19:11,131
Ow, ow.
Stop. Stop it!
398
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,818
All right, they're distracted.
Let's go!
399
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,698
Quick! We just have to
get rid of the queen.
400
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,600
She's in the hive.
What's that gonna do?
401
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,524
The bees instinctively
stay with the queen.
402
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,270
So if she's gone,
they'll follow her.
403
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,094
Okay, great,
but how are we gonna do it?
404
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,255
You guys are bad fighters.
405
00:19:35,324 --> 00:19:36,724
That's his third sub.
406
00:19:39,362 --> 00:19:41,779
Oh, cool. Honey rain.
407
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:45,183
Ah! Oh, my God,
is that a bee?
You have bees here?
408
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,201
Uh, yeah, it's the world.
409
00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:52,357
Holy crap,
there's a ton of them.
410
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:55,142
Dad, start up the party bus.
We're moving.
411
00:19:55,211 --> 00:19:57,006
Bees?
Yeah, bees.
412
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,630
And they're showing blitz.
We gotta leave on two.
413
00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:09,356
You think their
Wi-Fi is "Badge down"?
414
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,542
Yeah, that's probably them.
415
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,027
Look at that, no password.
416
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:20,884
Thank goodness, we finally
have our neighborhood back.
417
00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:22,831
Yeah, now maybe
Wilson can move back in
418
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,923
and give me homespun wisdom
over the fence.
419
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,174
Peter, that was
Home Improvement.
420
00:20:27,243 --> 00:20:30,811
It's exhausting
that you never just go
with something I say.
421
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,331
Coming up, yesterday's brisket.
422
00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:35,867
But first, breaking news.
423
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,919
Rob Gronkowski has been
suspended from the Patriots
424
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,983
following a failed
drug test that showed
425
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,818
evidence of
steroids in his system.
426
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,121
The star athlete
claims he has no idea
427
00:20:45,145 --> 00:20:47,356
how the banned substance
got into his body.
428
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,642
Oh, no way!
That's terrible.
429
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:52,867
When pressed forfurther comment,Mr. Gronkowski said simply,
430
00:20:52,936 --> 00:20:54,401
"Grover, go long."
431
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:55,550
Uh-oh.
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