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♪ It seems today
that all you see
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♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values
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♪ On which we used to rely
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy
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♪ Lucky there's a man who
positively can do
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♪ All the things that make us
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♪ Laugh and cry
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♪ He's a family guy ♪
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Where are you going?
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I'm going to Quagmire's
to get some hand-me-downs.
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His dad-mom sent
over some boxes
of men's clothes
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from back before the old
chippety-choppety.
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Ugh. You shouldn't wear
people's old, dirty clothes.
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Well, I'm a dirty guy, Lois.
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Haven't you ever
seen my naughty,
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late night, party-line
commercials?
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Hey, are you lonely?
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Do you like to party
with hot girls?
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What about horsing
around with fat guys?
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Well, what are you waiting for?
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Give us a call.
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I'll be on the toilet,
wearing a T-shirt
that's so long
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I have to hold it
under my chin
while I wipe.
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Wow. Your dad doesn't use
this dickey anymore?
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That's crazy.
Why would anyone get rid
of a perfectly good dickey?
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I see what you're doing,
and cut it out.
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Hey, what are these?
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Oh, my God. I haven't
seen these in years.
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What do you got there?
Some kind of home movie
from the Orient?
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No, no, this is Winter Summer.
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It was a Korean soap
opera that I was in.
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You were in a Korean soap opera?
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Yeah, back when
the Navy had me
stationed in Busan.
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I saw an ad in
the paper for
guys over 5'4",
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and I was the only
one who showed up.
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Next thing I know,
I'm on TV, playing a guy
named American Johnny.
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Wow, I didn't even
know you could act.
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You also didn't know
I was a rock polisher.
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Take a look at that.
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Oh, my! What is that?
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That's tiger eye.
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Extraordinary.
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Holy crap, Quagmire,
you speak Korean?
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No, not really.
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They just told me
how to sound the
words out phonetically.
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So, you never knew
what you were
actually saying?
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No. In fact,
at the height
of the show,
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I did a whole
pro-genital mutilation
PSA that I really regret.
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Wow, that girl's hot.
That's a guy.
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That other guy's handsome.
That's a girl.
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That cat is cute.
That's a dog.
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What is everything?
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Oh, my God,
if Hee-Sun and Bong-Hwa
don't get together,
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I'm gonna kill myself!
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You're crazy.
Bong-Hwa is completely
dishonorable.
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He brought
a personal item
to work.
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Oh, my God!
No way!
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I told you!
I told you!
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Wow, I guess
he didn't die in the
vending machine.
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What? It's over?
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Should we put in
the next one?
Of course, we should.
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We are binge watching
this whole show.
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I mean, I haven't
been this into
something since
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The Shawshank Redemption.
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Yes, um, after you
escaped into the hole,
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how did you perfectly reattach
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the Raquel Welch poster
from inside the hole
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with a tautness that
a rock could pierce?
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Does it really matter?
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It does to me.
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Did you even like the movie?
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I did very much up
until that point.
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Whoa!
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Oh, my God!
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Quagmire, give me the last tape.
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Huh. Sorry, guys.
There are no more tapes.
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What?
Where's the last one?
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He's right.
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Oh, my God!
What do we do?
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Quagmire, tell us what happened.
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Did Hee-Sun live
to have the baby?
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Did Kim secure a position
at the hydroelectric plant?
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I don't know, I don't remember.
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How can you not remember?
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It was 20 years ago.
We shot out of order.
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I never even knew
what I was saying.
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I didn't care.
I was living the life.
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Just banging chicks
and eating cabbage.
You know.
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Oh, crap, what do we
do about our show?
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Now I know
how that German
movie producer felt.
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All right, Friedrich,
now that World War II is over,
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we can get back to
making comedies again.
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Get me these comedy writers.
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Uh, I don't think
any of these guys
are available.
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What? This is terrible.
Get me my agent!
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He's probably not
gonna answer either.
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Well, this is crazy!
What happened?
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Oh, I remember what happened.
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That episode's
not online anywhere.
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I even tried
the Korean search
engine, Bing Bong.
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That's not real.
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All right, it's not.
But, Quagmire,
we need that episode.
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We gotta know what happened.
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Guys, I'm sorry,
but it was years ago,
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and it never
aired outside Korea.
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So, we go to Korea.
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Yes.
Buying tickets.
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Come on, guys,
it's just a dumb,
forgotten TV show.
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Quagmire, we have
to know how
Winter Summer ends.
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This show is our whole life now.
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Yeah, if we
don't find that tape,
we're screwed.
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Like anybody who
goes scuba diving
with Dave Navarro.
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All right, gang,
me and the guys
are off to Korea
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to find the last episode
of a soap opera
Quagmire was in.
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Peter, this is ridiculous.
What am I supposed
to do if work calls?
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Just do what I do.
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Hold the phone up
to any episode
of Who's the Boss?
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Griffin, it's been four days.
Why haven't you come to work?
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Angela?
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Of course, it's me.
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You know, I've got
half a mind to fire you.
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Angela.
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Oh, I can't stay mad at you.
I'll see you when I see you.
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Man, Epcot nailed Asia.
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American Johnny.
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American Johnny!
American Johnny!
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Holy crap, Quagmire,
you're famous here.
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It's American Johnny.
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American Johnny is back.
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I take a picture with
giant Samsung phone.
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Giant Samsung phone
is also tiny Kia car!
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American Johnny.
American Johnny.
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Welcome, American Johnny.
We give only
best room for you.
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Would you like smoking
or chain smoking?
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Oh. Smoking, I guess?
Yes.
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And how many ridiculous
things would you like
your toilet to do?
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Do you have one that goes
"yum, yum, yum, yum, yum"?
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Ah, Presidential suite.
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Well, Donna's mother died.
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But we should probably head out
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to find the last episode
of that Korean soap opera.
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Yeah. Where's Peter?
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Oh, he went to get
plastic surgery.
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He did?
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Yeah, Korea's
the plastic surgery
capital of the world.
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Nobody here thinks you look good
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unless you have
big round eyes and a tiny
little nose and chin.
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Hi, guys.
Peter! Are you all right?
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You know what?
I feel good.
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I feel like I want to
giggle behind my hand
at a lot of things,
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and hold, but not eat,
a big ice cream cone.
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There were more birds
than videos in there.
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Yeah, and no sign
of Winter Summer.
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Glenn?
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Glenn Quagmire?
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Sujin?
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It's Hee-Sun from the show!
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I don't believe it.
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She's so beautiful.
She's so beautiful!
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How did you find me?
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I heard that
American Johnny
was back.
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So I started following
you on the new
Where American Johnny? app.
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I already rich from that.
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Dance for me, Hilary Duff!
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It's so great to see you, Sujin.
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You look just as pretty as ever.
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I've waited every day
hoping you would return.
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And I never stopped
thinking of you.
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Were you guys involved?
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We were, Peter.
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Korean OMG!
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Sujin, we actually
came here to find
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the last episode
of Winter Summer.
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Would you happen to have it?
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Of course.
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Can we see it?
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Well, yes. Tonight.
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Glenn, you and
your friends must come
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to my home for
gross Korean dinner.
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Man, look at them.
They make
such a cute couple.
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Like Pac-Man
and Ms. Pac-Man.
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I'm so happy you all
could make it tonight.
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We will have many things
you will nibble
at and not eat.
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Then I will give you a pizza.
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Yeah, yeah, that's great.
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Can we watch
that last episode of
Winter Summer now?
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We will watch
together after dinner.
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In the meantime,
feel free to watch
Korean pop videos.
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What is this,
and how can I make the
rest of my life about it?
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Dinner will be ready soon.
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But, Glenn, I have
a surprise for you.
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Do you remember Buttercup?
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Who's Buttercup?
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Oh, my God,
I can't believe
Buttercup is still alive!
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Alive and well.
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Wait a minute,
you named
a cat Buttercup?
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Only Quagmire.
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And you know, Glenn,
after you moved away,
Buttercup had kittens.
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What?
That's right.
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You're a grandfather.
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My God.
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This is more pussy
than even I can handle.
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Is he gonna say "giggity"?
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00:11:22,632 --> 00:11:24,165
Should I say "giggity"?
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Are other people
allowed to say "giggity"?
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Giggity.
What?
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Nothing. It's stupid.
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Oh, that was
a great dinner, Sujin.
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I've missed you so much.
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I'd forgotten how happy
we make each other.
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Okay, I'm done with
this sweet rice water
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that has a pine nut
floating in it.
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Nice dessert, by the way.
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Can we watch
the thing now?
Of course.
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Here it is.
The last episode
of Winter Summer.
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Oh, my God.
This is everything
I've dreamed of.
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Well, this,
and becoming a half-man,
half-horse.
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Give up these legs?
Don't be absurd.
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Why?
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Why would
American Johnny
leave Korea?
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He had everything.
Love. A family.
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Why would he go back to his sad,
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pathetic bachelor
life in America?
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He's got nothing there.
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Why would he ever
want to go home?
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Okay, Quagmire, let's go home.
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Well, you know what?
You're right, Peter.
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American Johnny
never should've left.
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It was the only time
he was ever happy.
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What? What are you saying?
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Hey, Sinju,
your TV says it's 21:00.
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What is that in real time?
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I'm saying I'm not
going back to Quahog.
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What?
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But we've seen the last episode.
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We did what we came here to do.
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Peter, everything
you just said is true.
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I don't have
anyone waiting
for me in Quahog.
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But here I've got Sujin.
I've got Buttercup
and our grandcats.
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I've got a family.
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I'm not gonna
make the same mistake
American Johnny did.
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I'm staying here.
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Will Quagmire stay in Korea?
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Will Peter find a new friend?
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Find out after this
Korean commercial
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Ashton Kutcher thought no one
in America would ever see.
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Hi. I'm Ashton Kutcher.
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Have you ever killed
a dog while driving drunk,
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and then been upset
that there was no way
for your car engine
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to cook it for you
on the rest of
the drive home?
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Well, those days are over,
thanks to Dr. Lee's
Pet Engine Cooking Bag.
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Just put the dog in
the bag, place it
over the engine block,
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and drive your usual
20 miles per hour
over the speed limit.
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Mmm, bow-wow.
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I'm Ashton Kutcher,
and remember,
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Dr. Lee's Pet Engine
Cooking Bags are
not meant for babies.
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But they can be used for babies.
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00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:23,622
Quagmire, you can't
stay in Korea.
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We all got lives back in Quahog.
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That's just it, Peter.
You have lives.
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You guys all have
wives and kids.
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And I have
nothing waiting
for me back there.
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But here, I have a family.
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Plus, commercial
pilots around here
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can just fly their
plane into the ocean
if they want.
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00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,222
Peter's right.
We can't just
leave you here.
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Who am I gonna get
all my wiener jokes from?
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You're my wiener guy.
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Joe, I got them from a book.
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I wish I didn't know that.
Don't peek behind
the curtain, huh?
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Sorry, guys,
you're not gonna
change my mind.
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I just feel like
I belong here
with Sujin.
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What are you gonna do?
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It's a powerful thing
when a woman pays you
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even the slightest
bit of attention.
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Yeah, God knows I've been there.
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Welcome to Chili's.
We're through.
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I can't believe Quagmire
isn't coming back with us.
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00:15:15,731 --> 00:15:17,931
Donna's mother?
It was suicide.
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You guys want to
check out Brazil
while we're out?
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We just got to accept
that Quagmire has
made his decision.
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There's nothing
we can do about it.
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Yeah, I guess
as far as
Quagmire's concerned,
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he's totally Korean now.
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00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,446
Guys, there's only one way
to get through to a Korean.
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Through their music.
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Uh-huh. Yeah,
we can try your thing.
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Ugh, another show
about a lizard.
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Quagmire, you're
making a mistake.
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Quahog is where you belong.
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That's right.
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And if you won't listen
to us, maybe
you'll listen to, um, us.
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But singing.
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♪ Quagmire
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♪ Quagmire
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♪ Your new romancehas you lostin an Asian trance
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♪ So we're breaking the spell
with a K-Pop dance
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♪ In our booty pants
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♪ Everything in this land
is complete nonsense
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♪ Even worse, Kim Jong Un
lives across that fence
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♪ Come home where you belong
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♪ Quahog is your home
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♪ Quagmire
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♪ Who wants to live in Korea?
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♪ Come home
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♪ Their name
sounds like gonorrhea
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♪ Quahog
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♪ So, Quagmire,please tell 'em,"See ya"
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♪ Come on, come on,
come on home
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♪ Quahog is your home...
♪ Boy
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♪ Whiskey, steaks
and giant bongs
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♪ Ricki Lake and Howie Long
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♪ Giant boobies,
firm and strong
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♪ Not here
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♪ Only in the USA
Hey
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♪ Come on home today
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♪ Confusion dance break
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♪ Random names of snacks now
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♪ Candy
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♪ Quahog
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♪ Marshmallow
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♪ Candy, Quahog, marshmallow
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♪ You only belong in Quahog
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♪ Come home
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♪ You really love pussy
They eat dog
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♪ So, buddy,
please run, don't jog, and
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♪ Come on,come on, come on homeQuahog is your home, boy
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♪ Whoo!
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♪ Whoo! ♪
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Sorry, guys. I know
those New York Giants
jerseys weren't cheap.
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But I'm staying here,
and that's final.
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00:18:16,145 --> 00:18:19,213
Well, I pressed our matching
beige pantsuits for tomorrow.
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Goodnight.
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00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,137
Who's that?
This is my grandfather.
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He is going to live with us,
in the Asian tradition.
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00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:32,838
So will the rest
of my aunts,
uncles and cousins.
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They will?
Of course.
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00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,609
And have you met Great-Grandma?
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I can see through her.
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Is she a ghost?
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00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,450
We don't know.
She won't answer.
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00:18:44,474 --> 00:18:47,720
Tomorrow, you take
her to town to
buy root vegetable.
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After that, you will
get psychopath haircut,
so you'll look like one of us.
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00:18:53,482 --> 00:18:56,461
What's the matter, Glenn?
You don't seem
completely emotionless.
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No. No, no.
I am. I am.
I am emotionless.
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Goodnight, Glenn.
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00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:05,859
Oh. And just so you know,
three of my cousins
have night terrors.
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Oh, no!
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It's crazy
we're going home
without Quagmire.
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What are we gonna
do without him?
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Let his house
to a sorority,
enjoy the babes.
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Huh.
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00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,605
Good-bye, Quagmire.
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We're gonna miss you, buddy.
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Guys, wait!
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♪ Who wants to
live in Korea?
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♪ Their name
sounds like gonorrhea
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♪ Candy
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♪ Quahog
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♪ Marshmallow
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♪ Candy, Quahog, marshmallow ♪
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What I'm trying to say is,
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"Guys, I'm coming
back to Quahog with you."
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00:20:02,217 --> 00:20:04,452
You are?
Oh, that's great!
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00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,399
Wait, won't that upset
Sujin, and your
new Korean family?
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00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,701
What, are you kidding?
They all got to
be in a K-Pop song.
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00:20:09,725 --> 00:20:11,270
That's all anyone here wants.
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00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:13,060
Look, Great-Grandma is so happy,
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she finally died
and became a ghost.
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00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:25,668
Thanks again for
convincing me to
come home, guys.
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00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,202
No problem, Quagmire.
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00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,872
Looks like
Donna's mother's
funeral went well.
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00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:33,747
Odd choice to
have an open casket
for a gunshot suicide.
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00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,883
Yeah, I thought
I wanted a family,
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00:20:35,951 --> 00:20:38,030
but I love having
no responsibilities here.
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00:20:38,054 --> 00:20:40,174
I can get drunk whenever,
sleep with anyone,
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00:20:40,222 --> 00:20:43,268
and just hide in my house
and avoid the world
if I feel like it.
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00:20:43,292 --> 00:20:44,858
Wow, that's great.
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00:20:44,927 --> 00:20:47,778
And totally doesn't sound
like symptoms of
clinical depression.
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00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:50,414
I heard you gentlemen
went to South Korea.
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00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,015
Yeah.
Well, that's cool.
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00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,385
We went to Lake Havasu,
you losers.
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00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,694
We nabbed so much college beav!
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