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Next?
Hey, Chuey.
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Bob.
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I'm surprised to see you here.
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Ah, they keep trying out
new pills on Mom.
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I blame her good insurance.
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I just assumed, after our
breakup, you would be Team Kemi.
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What? I had no idea
you guys broke up.
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I have been crying all morning.
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Well, don't worry,
you can't tell.
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Preparation H under the eyes
reduces puffiness.
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It's on sale, aisle five.
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Geez, pal, I'm so sorry.
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I do not deserve your sympathy.
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I am the monster
who has shattered the heart
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of a wonderful woman.
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Well, if there's anything
I can do...
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It is Kemi I am worried about.
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I'm sure she'll get through it.
She's a tough old bird.
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She's a beautiful old bird.
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And now she is free.
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Well, that's a great way
to look at it, Chuey.
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I really don't know
what else to say except, uh...
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...prescription for Wheeler?
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Oh.
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Hello.
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Are you all right?
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Of course. Why?
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You are usually very loud
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and almost unprofessional
in your enthusiasm.
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I'm just tired.
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From making love all night
to my boyfriend Chukwuemeka,
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who is my soul mate
and who I will be with forever.
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Okay.
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Well, I'll see you at lunch.
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Abishola?
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Yes?
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I am happy
and my life is perfect.
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Okay.
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Look who's all dressed up
with somewhere to go.
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Aw, you look beautiful,
Mrs. Wheeler.
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I feel beautiful,
like I'm getting
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-my life back.
-You are.
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I didn't know if I'd ever leave
that room, and now look at me.
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I'm going to my favorite place
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Jackpot City Casino
in Sarnia, Ontario.
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I'm sure they've missed you.
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I'm gonna play slots
till I pass out.
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Do not let her
drink too much.
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Oh, don't worry,
we're gonna go to the spa,
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have some fancy meals, maybe
take in some live entertainment.
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Yeah, okay, listen,
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if you see a "do not
disturb" sign on our door,
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go sleep in the lobby
'cause I may be enjoying
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some "live entertainment."
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Ready to go?
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She's just going
for one weekend.
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Isn't that a little overkill?
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It's not overkill. It's her
clothes, her medication,
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and her PT
equipment.
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We don't know
what kind of facility
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the hotel gym offers,
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and she will not skip a
weekend of her recovery.
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It's just one weekend.
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Which is all it takes
to derail a recovery.
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Don't worry, I'll get
plenty of physical therapy
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at the slot tournament.
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Max bet, spin, max bet, spin.
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Hey, maybe your
bad arm's lucky.
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Like a rabbit's foot.
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That is terrible, Douglas.
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What are you doing?
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Hmm? I'm just fixing
your jacket.
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It's so pretty.
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Go.
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Well, you got the house
to yourselves.
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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And I do everything.
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Really wish she left
before she said that.
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Ah, what a sweet, sweet sound.
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Here.
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Thank you.
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To you.
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To us. Just us.
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When's the last time
we had this place to ourselves?
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We've never had
this place to ourselves.
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So, uh, do you want to...?
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I do.
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Eventually.
That meal was very heavy.
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I was thinking
the exact same thing.
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I-It's like our bodies move
and digest as one.
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I like that we
can just hang out.
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We don't have to be
all over each other.
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Like Kemi and Chuey.
They burned hot,
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but then they flamed out.
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Not like us. Low and slow.
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Like that five-pound brisket
we just took down.
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What are you talking about?
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200 degrees for eight hours.
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All it needed was
salt and patience.
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No, what are you saying
about Kemi and Chuey?
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They broke up.
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Uh-uh. I saw her
this morning.
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She didn't say
anything to me.
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Oh, I'm sure she's gonna
tell you eventually.
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I'm going to call her.
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Aw, come on.
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Let's go back to enjoying our
night and digesting together.
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Ah. She just sent me
straight to voice mail.
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Kemi, please call me back.
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Well, you've done
all you can.
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I'm going to keep calling
her until she picks up.
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Okay, but let's not
let this ruin our evening.
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I just need to know
that she's okay.
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Kemi, please pick up.
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Kemi, it's Bob. I'll give you
200 bucks if you pick up.
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What? I'm worried about her.
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Kemi, I phoned you
many times last night.
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Why didn't you return my calls?
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I was in the bath.
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All night?
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I like a long soak.
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Bob told me
about you and Chukwuemeka.
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What about us?
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Kemi, please.
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Bob is an older gentleman.
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Perhaps he is confused.
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It will happen more and more
as he declines.
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Kemi, do not lie to me.
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What do you want me to say? Hmm?
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That Chukwuemeka's
mother
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finally got through to him? Hmm?
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That I'm too old?
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That he needs to be with someone
who can give him children?
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Hey, ah, Kemi...
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There, you have your story.
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Hmm? You all have your story.
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Poor, old, dried-up Kemi
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is eggless and will die alone.
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I'm so sorry.
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Don't be.
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Everybody said it was foolish
for us to try and be together.
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Well, they were right.
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It will be okay, my friend.
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No, it won't.
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But I'll be dead soon,
and that comforts me.
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The gossip mill
is in full swing today.
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Apparently,
Chukwuemeka broke up with Kemi.
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And also,
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Adebisi makes her puff-puff
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from a mix.
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Where did you hear that?
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Everyone is talking about
Chukwuemeka and Kemi.
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I will confess, I am spreading
the puff-puff rumor.
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Are people that desperate
for gossip,
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they need to hear about
a woman's heartbreak?
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Yes, and why did you
not tell me about it?
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I'm just glad Kemi's not here.
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Ogechi's spreading a rumor
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that Kemi drank Chukwuemeka's
blood at night to stay young.
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That is ridiculous.
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Of course it is.
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But if you had told me first,
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I could have
controlled the story.
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But now Kemi is a vampire.
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An old, brokenhearted vampire.
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What a blessed evening.
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Ogechi!
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-Did you enjoy the Bible lesson?
-Mm-hmm.
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The Book of Genesis
is one of my favorites.
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Tunde's, too.
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Uh, yes. Serpents and floods
and kings, oh, my.
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Tonight's discussion
about adversity
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really made me think
about my son Chukwuemeka.
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-Mm.
-Yes, we heard.
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Especially the story about
Jonah fighting his way out
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of the clutches of that
huge, disgusting whale.
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I think you are allowed
to be happy for Jonah
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without spreading rumors
about the whale.
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Abishola, perhaps we should
discuss something else.
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I know you and Kemi are close.
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But remember,
Proverbs says,
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"The companion of fools
will suffer harm."
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Proverb also says,
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"The tongue has the power
of life and death,
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and those who love it
will eat its fruits."
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"Like arrows in the
hand of a warrior
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"are the children
of one's youth.
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Blessed is the man
who fills his quiver with them."
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"Do not judge,
or you, too, will be judged.
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"For in the same way
you judge others,
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"you will be judged,
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"and with
the measure you use,
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it will be measured to you."
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Have a lovely night.
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What was that?
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Bible study.
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How's Kemi doing?
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She'll be fine.
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Really? I heard
she had a big fit
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in front of the
whole kitchen staff.
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We should not be talking
about other people's business.
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But, yes, it was
a very big fit.
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Well, sometimes you got
to get those feelings out
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before you
can move on.
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Oh, no.
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Hello.
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Wow! Look at you.
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Yes, look at me.
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Drink me in.
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Uh...
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Kemi, I owe you an apology
for yesterday.
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Don't worry about yesterday.
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Yesterday's Kemi is dead.
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I'll say.
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I have always
been skeptical
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of the saying
"blondes have more fun,"
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but today I cannot deny it.
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I've had more fun.
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I'm sure having fun
looking at you.
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You know, Abishola,
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you should try something new.
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You've had the same look
forever.
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Oh, I-I wouldn't want to steal
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-your spotlight.
-Mm-hmm.
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-I am shining, aren't I?
-Yeah.
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Like a blood diamond.
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Oh, my Lord.
That girl is hurting.
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It was very hard for me not
to tell her how ridiculous
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she looked.
Uh-uh, uh-uh,
she's not gone yet.
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Peperempe.
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Beautiful woman!
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Hello?
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Abishola, I need your help.
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It is 2:00 in the morning.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know
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being a best friend had
designated hours.
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What's going on?
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Did they lose Mom
in the casino?
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It's Kemi.
Go back to sleep.
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Eh... I see why
you don't want to talk.
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When were you going to tell me
that you and the sock man
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were engaged in premarital sex?
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Kemi, I'm hanging up.
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No, no, wait.
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I'm thinking of going
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to Chukwuemeka's apartment.
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Kemi, don't.
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Let me rephrase that.
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I'm outside
Chukwuemeka's apartment.
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Kemi...
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I've climbed up a fire escape,
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and I have no recollection
of doing it.
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What is happening to me?
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You are not thinking clearly.
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How can he sleep
so soundly?
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We just broke up.
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Climb carefully back down
the fire escape and go home.
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Any lunatic could just break in
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and slit his beautiful throat
while he sleeps.
260
00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:22,306
I'm coming to get you.
261
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:23,568
You're what?
262
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:25,788
Get dressed.
Get what?
263
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,834
Kemi, stay where you are.
We're on our way.
264
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:30,097
Hello?
265
00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:32,012
Kemi?
266
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:34,275
Abishola,
I'm thinking of breaking
267
00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:35,885
into Chukwuemeka's apartment.
268
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:37,713
Don't do it, Kemi.
269
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,541
Let me rephrase that.
270
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:48,637
Oluwa mi o.
271
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,031
Kemi!
272
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:51,858
Kemi, come down!
273
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,207
Go away!
274
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,643
I didn't do anything.
275
00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,645
I just watched him sleep.
276
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,168
Come down right now!
277
00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:00,127
He must have taken an Ambien.
278
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:05,480
He just laid there
like a sweet, sedated angel.
279
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,613
How'd she even get up there?
280
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:10,006
She's always been
very strong.
281
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,355
Kemi, please!
282
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:13,793
All right, all right!
283
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:18,188
If he only knew
the sacrifice I made
284
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:21,365
just to see
his beautiful face one more...
285
00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:22,976
time!
286
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,804
Oh, my God! Bob,
quick, catch her!
287
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:25,761
Are you crazy?
288
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:26,675
Do it!
289
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:29,939
Abishola! Sock man! Sock man!
290
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,985
Kemi, I'll give you 200 bucks
291
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:34,030
to not fall!
292
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:39,906
Thank you for catching me.
293
00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,603
Don't mention it.
294
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,213
You are very soft.
295
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,388
Don't mention it.
296
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,564
Like a memory foam mattress.
297
00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:48,653
Not gonna
say it again.
298
00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:53,702
Kemi, this cannot go on.
299
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,573
You have to deal
with your feelings.
300
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,053
There's nothing to deal with.
301
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:59,839
You broke
into your ex's apartment.
302
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:02,798
All I did was lay next to him
for a bit.
303
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,887
And take a few pictures.
304
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,237
Don't look at me like that.
305
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,326
The lighting was perfect.
306
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,723
Look, Kemi, if you want
to talk about it,
307
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,507
you are in the right car.
308
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,031
Bob is very good
with feelings.
309
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:20,076
Aw, thanks.
310
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,600
You know, you're getting
better at it, too.
311
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,515
The other day, you had
a headache and you told me
312
00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:27,127
about it instead of closing
your eyes while I talked.
313
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:29,912
And I'm glad I shared
because then you were quiet.
314
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,655
You two make me sick.
315
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:35,439
You want to hear my feelings?
316
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:38,051
I'm a wretched,
withered old stalker
317
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,791
who is doomed to die alone.
318
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,315
You are not alone.
319
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:42,925
You have children
and grandchildren.
320
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:45,188
Some of whom you love very much.
321
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,104
And you got friends
who you can count on.
322
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,062
And fall on.
323
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:53,980
Bob is probably the last man
who will ever hold me.
324
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,591
I know it feels dark now,
325
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,549
but I promise
it will get better.
326
00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:01,204
And until it does,
327
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,206
you got this great lady
right by your side.
328
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,775
Excuse me.
329
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:09,038
Kemi, Kemi...
330
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:11,171
Kemi, what are you doing?!
331
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:12,868
Bob?
332
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,478
Well, we've done all we can.
333
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:17,264
I'm going,
I'm going.
334
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,999
Hello? Funmbi?
335
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,696
It's me, Mummy.
336
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:01,003
No, no, no, no, no one is dead.
337
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,919
No, no, no one is sick.
338
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,270
No, I did not attack
my neighbor again.
339
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:09,969
Can a mother not just
call her son?!
340
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,582
So, how are you?
341
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,976
And the children?
342
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,674
Oh, that's good, that's good.
343
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,070
Oh, I understand.
344
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:25,941
I am also very busy.
345
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:30,467
All right, I should let you go.
346
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,556
Goodbye, Funmbi.
347
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,544
Ah-ah, Kemi.
We need to talk.
348
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:04,936
-Okay.
-Not you.
349
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,243
Hello, Auntie.
350
00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:08,766
Why are you here?
351
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,942
To tell you, you are right.
352
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,120
You may sit down.
353
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,168
Your son wants a family,
354
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:21,127
and I know how much
you want grandchildren.
355
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:24,217
It was unfair of me
to deny you that.
356
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,088
Yes, it was.
357
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:29,091
He needs children,
but at the same time,
358
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,832
I find it very hard
to be without him.
359
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,877
I miss you as well.
360
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,662
That is wonderful...
361
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:35,967
but I'm in a conversation.
362
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,798
There may be a way that
everybody gets what they want.
363
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:43,192
I do not see how.
364
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,586
Unless you drank
so much of Chukwuemeka's blood
365
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:48,502
that you are now a teenager.
366
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,852
Excuse me?
367
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:53,550
Just something
I heard at church.
368
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:56,510
Let me ask you
a question, Ogechi.
369
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:58,729
Do you want
your son to be happy?
370
00:17:58,773 --> 00:17:59,861
Of course.
371
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,515
And do you agree
that he has been unhappy
372
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:03,125
since he and I broke up?
373
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,126
I have been miserable.
374
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,345
Chukwuemeka, please!
375
00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:08,652
He has been miserable.
376
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,741
So this is what we do.
377
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:12,656
Chukwuemeka and I
get back together,
378
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,484
and you have your happy son.
379
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:15,703
So happy.
380
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:17,096
Then...
381
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,923
you and I will meet
a series of women
382
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:20,751
to see who is fit
383
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,318
to bear your grandchildren.
384
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:25,234
Wait, what?
Shh!
385
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:27,889
Why would you get any say
in who this new woman should be?
386
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,499
The same reason you get a say.
387
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:30,761
I am his mother.
388
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,502
And I am his Kemi.
389
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:33,373
Do I get a say?
390
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,118
So what do you think, Auntie?
391
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,165
I can find no fault
with this arrangement.
392
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:48,562
If you two are happy,
I am happy.
393
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,912
Good boy.
That's my son.
394
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,533
Ooh, magna cum laude.
395
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:04,839
Ooh.
396
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:07,755
But from a state school.
397
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:08,799
Oh.
398
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,628
And do you just speak
the three languages?
399
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:12,673
Yes.
400
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:15,806
I'm just not seeing
the wow factor.
401
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,244
Thank you for saying it first.
402
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,811
It says here you knit.
403
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:21,812
I do.
404
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,205
Oh, that's nice.
405
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,511
Get out, please.
406
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:26,252
Off you go.
407
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:30,952
Your grandchild will not have
knitter's hands.
408
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:32,475
They are all knuckles.
409
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:35,652
I am starting to worry
we will not find anyone.
410
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:38,742
Maybe we need
to lower our expectations.
411
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,353
Absolutely not.
412
00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:42,746
You deserve nothing
but the best.
413
00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:44,748
You are right.
414
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,837
I thought
the last woman was nice.
415
00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:49,492
Yes, that's
why we are doing this.
416
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:51,886
Would you like
some tea, Auntie?
417
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,322
That would be lovely.
Thank you, Kemi.
418
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:58,371
You heard her,
go and get us some tea.
419
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:11,819
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