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♪ Ah, hey
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♪ Oh, yeah, baby
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♪ Like a fool,
I went and stayed too long ♪
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♪ Now I'm wondering
if your love's still strong ♪
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♪ Ooh, baby
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♪ Here I am
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♪ Signed, sealed, delivered
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♪ I'm yours
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♪ Mmm
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♪ Then that time
I went and said goodbye ♪
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♪ Now I'm back
and not ashamed to cry ♪
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♪ Ooh, baby, here I am
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♪ Signed, sealed, delivered,
I'm yours ♪
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♪ Ah
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♪ Here I am, baby
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♪ Oh, oh
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♪ Signed, sealed...♪Where are you?
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Too bad.
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You're missing
The Musical.
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Oh, yeah. Now that Douglas
is on the floor,
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he's trying to spice Mondays up
for everybody.
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Spice 'em up?
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They just had two days off.
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What do they need spice for?
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Come on, it's good for morale.
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And that matters because...?
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The employees
might actually enjoy working?
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"Enjoy working"?
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When did you become a communist?
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I love you, Mom. Good talk.
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♪ Ooh, baby, here I am
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♪ Signed, sealed, delivered,
I'm yours ♪
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♪ Ah
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♪ Here I am, baby, whoa, oh
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♪ Signed, sealed, delivered♪ You got my future
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♪ In your hands, baby ♪ I'm yours, ah♪
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♪ Ah
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♪ Here I am, baby, ah
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♪ Signed, sealed, delivered♪ You got my future
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♪ In your hands, baby, yeah ♪ I'm yours, ah♪
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♪ I've done
a lot of foolish things. ♪
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This is ridiculous.
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We shouldn't have
to wait in line.
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Everybody has to wait.
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Well, not everybody
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is sleeping with
the pharmacist.
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You don't know that.
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That is not funny.
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I'm sorry, but you have used
all three of your refills.
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Okay, I can explain.
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Okay, see where it says to take
two pills every six hours?
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I may have flipped that.
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I think I know her.
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Are you sure?
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Blonde, brunette, these
white women all look alike.
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Christina?
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Oh, Abishola. Oh, my God.
What are you doing here?
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We are waiting for
the line to move.
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Hello, my darling.
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Hello, my sweet puff-puff.
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What's going on?
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This Boy Scout here
won't refill my prescription.
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Paroxetine.
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Why are you
on antianxiety medication?
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For situations
exactly like this.
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You shouldn't be
on these types of drugs
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for extended periods of time.
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Come with me.
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We'll find you a nice herbal tea
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that will do the same thing
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without making you behave
like a crazy person.
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A tea can do that?
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I also have a problem that
requires a natural remedy.
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Nancy, I'll take a ten-minute...Uh-uh.
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35-minute break.
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These numbers
can't be right.
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I have checked them
three times.
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Monday has gone
from our slowest day
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to our most productive.
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Because of the dancing?Yes.
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I have tried to fight it,
Mr. Wheeler,
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but even I
find the rhythms intoxicating.
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Why are Wednesday's
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numbers so good? Are you guys
bringing in a mariachi band?
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No, that would be silly.
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Wednesday is
"Douglas versus the forklift."
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Let's hear it.
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Douglas claimed if we
harnessed him like a plow horse,
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he could pull
more boxes in one trip
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than the small forklift
could in three.
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Your classic
moron versus machine.
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He always loses,
but the forklift driver
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has become 60% more productive.
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Wow.
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Up until now, his best idea
has been faking colitis
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so he could nap in the bathroom.
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He has really become
a valuable part of the company.
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Your mother was very wise to
send him to the warehouse floor.
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Mr. Wheeler?
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Sorry. Douglas is valuable
and my mother is wise.
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It's hard
to wrap my head around.
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Oh.
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It does fornicate
with one's mind.
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Thank you for giving me
a ride home.
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Oh, it's the
least I can do.
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It's nice to have
a family member
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who helps when
I'm in crisis
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instead of recording it
and putting it on TikTok.
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Oh. That's awful.
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Hmm. Google "skinny lady
yells at museum guard."
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Your mother
already showed it to me.
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Hey, uh, thanks for letting
me use the restroom.
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I'll-I'll only be a second.
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Oh, no, you won't.
By walking through this door,
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you are a guest of the family,
and you cannot leave
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until they have decided
that they have fed you enough.
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So, I'm their hostage?
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Yes.
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Uh, Uncle? You remember
Bob's sister, Christina.Oh.
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Lovely to see you again,
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Christina.Great to see you, too.
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Olu, we have guests
for dinner!
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Oh, no, I just need
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to use the...Abishola,
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you didn't tell us
you were bringing company.
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No, I...Tunde,
go change your shirt.
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Oh, I am sorry you had
to see me in these rags.
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What? No, you look great.I will fix you some foo-foo.
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No.Abishola, come.
Help me defrost the goat.
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That sounds nice,
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but I don't really need
any goat.
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I just need to use the bathroom!
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You wanted to see me?Come on in. Sit down.
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Look,
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have I been screwing around
at work? Sure.
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Have I been high
at work? Sure.
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But I've been at work, Bob.
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You're not in trouble.
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In fact, it's the opposite.
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You're in trouble?
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No, no one's in trouble.
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Douglas, I-I know
you don't hear this very often
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or ever,
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but you're doing great.
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At?
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Work. Your job.
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At MaxDot?
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Yeah, at MaxDot.
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I'm serious. People
are looking up to you.
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You're inspiring them.
You're motivating them.
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How?
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With the dancing, the fun,
the forklift race.
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Someday I'm gonna win.
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I'm sure you will.
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Look, I-I know
you were angry
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when Mom put you
down on the floor,
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but you've made the best of it.
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By dicking around?
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By dicking around.
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Morale has never
been higher,
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and it shows
in our productivity.
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Wow.So,
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in light of this, you're being
rewarded for your good work.
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As of today,
you are Douglas Wheeler,
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Manager of Employee Relations.
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I don't know what to say
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other than
can I think of a cooler title?
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Knock yourself out.
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Well, I guess that makes me
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your new Wizard of Fun. No.
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Fun Wizard.
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I'll order the business cards.
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[chuckles]I'm proud of you, Douglas.
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And Mom?
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She is, too.
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She said that?
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She texted it.
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I will take it.
Thanks, Bob.
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[chuckles]Just so you know,
I won't let you down.
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I know, buddy.
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Hey, guys, I'm not fired!
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He made me a wizard!
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Good job, buddy.
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Oh, Barbara.
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There you go.
Compliments of the Fun Wizard.
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Jerry, what's your
poison? Blue or red?
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Blue.Boom.
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Thanks, Douglas.
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Goodwin,
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last one's got your name on it.
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Thank you.
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They're five each.
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What?High five each.
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You drive a hard bargain.
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I know this is
my family's business,
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but for the first time,
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I feel like
I'm really contributing.
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You are a leader of men.
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Yeah, I kind of am.
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My advice-- when the
ulcers come, embrace them.
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Ulcers?
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With responsibility
comes stress,
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with stress comes ulcers,
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with ulcers comes the bloody
stools of a job well done.
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More tea?
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Oh, yes, please.
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Thank you so much, Olu.
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Please, call me "Auntie."
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Of course, Auntie,
'cause we're family.
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Because we're Nigerian.
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Even the plumber
calls me "Uncle Tunde."
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My plumber doesn't
even know my name.
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And he's seen me naked.
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Mm. I love
your necklace.
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It was my grandmother's.
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My family say
I carry her spirit.
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Oh.
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Nigerians believe
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that our souls have lived
many lives.
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I believe that, too.
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Well, I always
thought the lessons
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from our past lives help
guide us in the present.
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Beautifully put.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Not since the
seventeenth century.
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Excuse me.
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Tunde was a boy king in Egypt.
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That is why
I love the musical Cats.
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Oh.
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It's fine, Bob.
Don't worry.
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Is she right next to you?
Just say the word "chamomile,"
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and I'll come get her.
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No, really.
Everyone's getting along.
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Christina is telling us
about her past lives.
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Ha, ha!
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What's so funny about that?
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You buy into that crap?
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Hello?
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I have to go.
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So, are we on for dinner?
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Hello?
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I'll have dinner with you,
Bobby Socks.
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Mom, are you listening in
on my calls?
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When the line lights up,
what am I supposed to do?
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Hey, guys!
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Looks like the Gatorade break
led to a lot of bathroom breaks,
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which puts us way
behind schedule.
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So in order to catch up...
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...I think we all need to...
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Wait for it.
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Here it comes.
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♪ You better work, cover girl
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♪ Work it, girl,
give us a twirl ♪
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♪ Do your thing
on the runway ♪
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♪ Work, supermodel work...
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Come on, everybody!
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Seriously,
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we all need to step it up.
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Maybe you can pick
a different song.
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I learned the choreography
to this song,
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so this is what
we're dancing to.
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♪ Work, turn to the left
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♪ Work, now turn to the right
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♪ Work, sachey chantey
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♪ It don't matter
what you wear ♪
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♪ They're checking out your...
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I feel so regal.
268
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You look like
Queen Nefertiti.
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Oh, if only.
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She was a lovely girl,
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but a real chariot chaser,
if you know what I mean.
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Are you okay?
273
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,733
By chance...
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...were there any peanuts
in these delicious cookies?
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How did you know?
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They are my
secret ingredient.
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Wonderful.
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00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:26,223
Uncle, could you please hand me
my purse as quickly as possible?
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Ah. What's going on?
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00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:30,488
Oh, I don't want
to be a party pooper,
281
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:33,230
but I may be going
into anaphylactic shock.
282
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:34,318
Let me help you.
283
00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:35,755
Oh, no. I've
poisoned you.
284
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,278
It's not your fault.
285
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:40,063
I should have asked if there
were peanuts in the cookies.
286
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:41,978
Here's the EpiPen.
287
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:44,764
My throat's closing.
Please hurry.
288
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:47,636
So, how did you two meet?
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00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,335
Are you feeling better?
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00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,076
A little lightheaded.
291
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But surrounded by love.
292
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:56,993
Uncle, help me
get her to the car.
293
00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,995
I'm going to take her
to the hospital.
294
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:04,000
So, was it like a party,
or did your families set you up?
295
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:12,792
What are you doing?
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00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:13,967
Worrying.
297
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,229
About?
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00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:18,232
Other people, Bob.
299
00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:19,842
Okay.
300
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,583
Look at this.
301
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:23,193
Kara's selling homemade soap
302
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:25,326
so her son can go
to sleepaway camp.
303
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:26,631
Yeah, I bought a couple
of bricks.
304
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:29,112
The oatmeal really sloughs off
the dead skin.
305
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:32,289
And Jerry-- he had
to take out a second mortgage
306
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,856
to pay his mom's medical bills.
307
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,163
That's terrible. I didn't know.
308
00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:37,555
Why would you?
You're not down there
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00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,601
with the people like I am.
310
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,995
Douglas, I hate to tell you
this, but times are tough.
311
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,692
Everyone's struggling.
312
00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:47,087
I liked it better
when I didn't know that.
313
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:50,046
Yeah, well, heavy is the head
that wears the wizard hat.
314
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,570
With all this stress,
315
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:55,095
how are you not
a 600-pound alcoholic?
316
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:58,272
I'm not as far from either
of those things as I'd like.
317
00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:01,666
But I think it's good to feel
a little bit of the stress.
318
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,494
It keeps things
in perspective
319
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:07,672
and reminds us we have
to look after each other.
320
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:11,024
Damn it.
Now I got to buy soap.
321
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:15,463
Well, break's over.
322
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:18,118
Ah! That's why
they call it a break room,
323
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:22,818
because it's where you go
to take a break from work.
324
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,690
Huh.
325
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:32,959
We were having
such a good time.
326
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,917
And I messed it all up.
327
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,310
You did not.
328
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:37,659
It's so embarrassing.
329
00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:39,226
Nonsense.
330
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:40,923
It will give Auntie
something exciting
331
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,142
to tell her friends at church.
332
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,883
Just know
when she does,
333
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,536
you will have been dead,
334
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:48,148
and she heroically
brought you back to life.
335
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:51,325
I always do this.
336
00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:53,675
I ruin everything.
337
00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:55,982
It's not your fault
you have allergies.
338
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:59,420
Oh, it's not just
the allergies.
339
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,857
If it wasn't that, I would
have said something stupid
340
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,599
and ruined it some other way.
341
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,079
You know, Christina,
342
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,255
you are really not as
unpleasant as you think you are.
343
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:11,345
You're just saying that
'cause I still might die.
344
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:15,871
I'm saying that
because I understand.
345
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,352
I also struggle to
connect with people.
346
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,702
'Cause you care too much?
347
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,660
'Cause I do not care enough.
348
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:26,708
You try too hard,
I do not try.
349
00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:28,188
Maybe that's why
we like each other.
350
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:31,234
We do?
351
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,671
We do.
352
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:42,550
I know this might
sound kind of sad, but...
353
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:46,336
today was one
of the best days of my life.
354
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:51,951
Well, this life.
355
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,521
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
356
00:15:57,565 --> 00:15:59,393
Yup.
357
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,612
It's 8:00. What the heck
is he still doing here?
358
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:04,920
He let everybody go early
for the company bowling team.
359
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,618
Since when do we have
a company bowling team?
360
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,794
Since our Fun Wizard made it so.
361
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:12,058
Unbelievable.
362
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:15,409
You know, if he keeps this up,
he may be taking your job.
363
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,628
Don't give me hope.
364
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:29,684
Happy Tuesday, everyone!
365
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:32,034
We got a big shipment
going out this afternoon,
366
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,515
and I know
you guys work up a sweat,
367
00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:37,039
so I got a real treat for you.
368
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,128
Gatorade?
Soap!
369
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,653
Come on, guys.
Kara's right here.
370
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:44,612
There's no way
I'm taking this all home.
371
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,396
♪ Doh♪
372
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:50,574
♪ Doh-doh-doh,
doh-doh-doh, doh, doh♪
373
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:54,883
♪ Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh,
doh, doh♪
374
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,973
♪ Doh-doh-doh,
doh-doh-doh, doh, doh♪
375
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,237
♪ Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh♪ Ow...
376
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,891
♪ This hit, that ice cold
377
00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:05,285
♪ Michelle Pfeiffer,
that white gold ♪
378
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:07,548
♪ This one,
for them hood girls ♪
379
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,376
♪ Them good girls,
straight masterpieces ♪
380
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:13,641
♪ Stylin', wildin',
living it up in the city ♪
381
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,860
♪ Got Chucks on
with Saint Laurent ♪
382
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,210
♪ Got to kiss myself,
I'm so pretty ♪
383
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:20,082
♪ I'm too hot ♪ Hot damn♪
384
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:22,215
♪ Call the police
and the fireman ♪
385
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:24,478
♪ I'm too hot ♪ Hot damn♪
386
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,480
♪ Make a dragon want
to retire, man ♪
387
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:28,264
♪ I'm too hot ♪ Hot damn♪
388
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,310
♪ Say my name,
you know who I am ♪
389
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,616
♪ I'm too hot ♪ Hot damn♪
390
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,923
♪ And my band 'bout that money,
break it down ♪
391
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:37,230
♪ Girls hit your hallelujah ♪ Wooh♪
392
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,145
♪ Girls hit
your hallelujah ♪ Wooh♪
393
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,103
♪ Girls hit your hallelujah ♪ Wooh♪
394
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,192
♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk
gon' give it to you ♪ Wooh♪
395
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,238
♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk gon'
give it to you♪
396
00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:47,327
♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk gon'
give it to you ♪
397
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,459
♪ Saturday night,
and we in the spot ♪
398
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,722
♪ Don't believe me,
just watch, oh! ♪
399
00:17:57,554 --> 00:18:01,515
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