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Riley.
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Hedda, that outfit looks amazing.
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Well, they loved it at city hall!
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Yes, it's always impressive when
a priest wears knock off Pucci.
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What would you expect?
Vatican drag?
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No, but what'd the groom think?
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Why do you think they're
shipping her off to Vermont?
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Exactly.
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Riley!
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Hey guys, this is
my other half, Riley.
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We've read all about you
on Markus' blog.
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Oh, how's the rash?
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Yeah! Has it cleared it up yet?
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Markus claims to have
writer's block
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but all he does is
blog, blog, biog!
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I didn't know you had
writer's block!
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That's because he hasn't
blogged about it.
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I'm just a little stuck
on my new novel.
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Oh, what's it about?
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It's about a gay couple
having a biological child.
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So it's horror?
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If we had kids, could you imagine
what we would be doing right now?
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Carpooling?
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You blogged about my rash?
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Sorry, honey.
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Baby.
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Hey Zeus.
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Do you take change?
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You cheap little bitch.
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Sodomites, this is about me
for once!
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First I want to thank manhunt.net
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for sponsoring
my wedding reception.
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Welcome!
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You know, my relatives wanted me
to have a traditional ceremony.
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Hello?!
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You are my family!
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You've been with me
through it all:
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Fat, thin. A horrible addiction
to very expensive handbags.
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But now I've got Michael!
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Where's Michael?
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Where is my man?
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Give me back my man!
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Oh there you are!
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Many of you are thinking you're
not gonna see me again after today.
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That I'm gonna disappear like
all the fag hags of your youth.
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Well, you're rig ht
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Finally I found a man who loves
me and my pussy.
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I said he loves my pussy!
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And he's gonna tear it apart
behind that picket fence!
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We love you Audrey!
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Oh, I love you too
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You know I lasted as long as I
could with my boys.
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Longer than any fag hag
ever has.
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Well...
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Any except Violet.
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Toss the bouquet already!
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The bouquet is yours Violet,
if I had one.
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He's working at the
salon tonight.
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But you're still together?
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Of course.
Darian's perfect.
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I actually think, I'm falling
in love with...
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Apparently Dan's cock is so huge -
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that the only way to fit it
in your mouth -
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is to suck it while it's still soft.
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Is that Beer Can Dan?
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Yeah.
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What about Darian?
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Oh, Darian and Luke
have an understanding.
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Uh oh, cock-block.
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Deflected!
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Luke may have more experience...
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But his opponent is tenacious
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It's battle of the bottoms.
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And the biggest loser
comes out on top!
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Hey beautiful!
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Hey Zeus, you beast!
Look at ya.
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Oh, I love it when you tease me!
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So, I hear you and Luke
are joining forces.
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Yes. God I love that guy.
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He gave me his whole email list
he's getting sponsors
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Oh, your benefit is going to be
off the hook.
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New ink?
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Yeah, check it out.
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Ten years HIV positive,
still kicking.
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You don't have to brand
yourself.
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I just want everyone to know
there is life after:
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Well, I'll be with you
in sickness
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and in health, count on it.
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I love you.
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Paparazzi!
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Next Magazine
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No more pictures!
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You'll ruin their reputation.
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I implore you, no photos!
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Really, no more pictures.
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I gotta go!
See ya'!
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Alright, we better go too.
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Have a goodnight.
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Hey, you too!
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Dude!
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What's with the skirt?
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Violet?
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Hey, I'm almost done.
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I'm waiting behind the shrub.
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Ok.
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She's my roommate.
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Yeah, you know man
that's a little weird actually.
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Is she watching us?
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She's harmless.
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Fag hags, Jesus!
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Hey!
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More respect.
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She's the last one.
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Welcome to Frisky Friends
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where singles unite!
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You have 3 new Frisky Friends!
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Salome, you sound just like
my mother.
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Mather and I enjoy lung
country drives...
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Message deleted.
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Next message.
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Hi Salome, I'm looking
for a committed,
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lung term relationship with...
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Message deleted. Next message.
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It's mailman.
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I'm dying ta get in a hut
session before we meet.
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Mn Mailman.
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It's Salome.
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Got a delivery for me?
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Another very big package.
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What are you wearing?
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Just two drops of
Chanel Number 5.
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Still off today?
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You wanna chill?
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Let's go to Coney Island
and ride the Cyclone.
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Yeah, let's do that.
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So, how was Audrey's reception?
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She was so happy.
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I wish you could have been
there to see her face.
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That's the one drawback to
owning my own business.
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Not much free time.
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I have my own business.
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I think there is a little more
leeway with roving sex parties.
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I'm branching out.
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Can I use your salon for my
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�Lazy Tops and Power Bottoms�
party?
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My host bailed after the police
raid you know...
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What?
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You got hickeys again.
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Oh, don't!
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Who were you with last night?
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Clearly an amateur:
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Wait, let me get this right.
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You watched two people
commit to one another;
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Hooked up with some random and
then came crawling into bed with me?
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I took a shower first.
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Come on D!
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I got cock-matized
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So, why'd you come over?
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Because I wanted
to sleep with you.
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But you had sex
with somebody else.
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It's not the same thing.
You know that.
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You are as bad as I am.
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Was.
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We met at a glory hole.
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I know where we met.
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I can't do this anymore.
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Wait a second...
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You can't do this anymore?
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Darian, we have an
understanding.
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Well, I asked for a new
understanding.
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If you can't give me that
I can't do this anymore.
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Darian, come on.
You know that I...
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You know I...
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You know the impalas?
In Africa?
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Did you know they have like
twenty sexual partners at a go?
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And what's amazing is that not
one impala gets upset or angry
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or says they can't
do it anymore.
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You're right!
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I'm gonna take a shower
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When I'm out, I wanna find you gone,
my keys on the table
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and I don't want you
coming around here anymore.
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It's over!
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But I love you.
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Hi, do you have a minute
for future today?
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Hi sir do you have a minute
for the future today?
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Sorry, nope.
I'm not breeding.
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Are you my mailman?
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Cute socks!
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Salome?
That's you.
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My gay husband would kill
for those calves!
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Please.
We're in public.
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Oh honey its New York-
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Everything happens
on the street.
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So, Chinese is okay, rig ht?
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I can't do it.
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I once had the worse gas
off a plate of mu shu pork.
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I get it, where should we go?
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No, I can't do this.
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I'm gonna take a pass.
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You're gonna pass?
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I know I lied on Frisky Friends
but I came clean
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I mean, I gave you
my real stats.
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Salome
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I know this sounds clich� but
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It's not you...
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It's me.
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Really.
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These were for you.
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But I have experience.
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I have walked the catwalks
in Paris, Milan,
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London!
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In nothing but pasties.
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Here, see?
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My collection is designer clothing.
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They were designer pasties.
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Bradleigh, please I need press,
help me!
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Please.
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For the passion we shared
when we were boys?
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Larice, are you threatening me?
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Yes.
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So, you've seen the line sheet.
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Bradleigh's new collection
was inspired by
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the latest dinosaur discovered
down in Argentina.
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Perfect! Let me know when you
want to come for the pull.
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Okay.
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Oh no, not again!
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What is wrong with me, Riley?
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Why do you keep saying that?
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Nothing!
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It's not you, it's him.
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You are surrounded by men
who love you.
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Love?
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I deserve someone to love me
and my pussy
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Like Audrey.
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Do you hear me?
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Um, I hear you.
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Donna I would, if I could.
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I've got tools.
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Not now, Donna.
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Still got my hymen.
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What you need, Violet,
is the male version of you.
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A fag stag.
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A metrosexual?
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No, no no no no
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A metrosexual will only throw
you off the scent
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What is it Salome?
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I'm going to lunch.
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Actually, not lunch.
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I'm being taken out
for high-end water:
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Can Violet cover reception?
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One sec..
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A fag stag is special.
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He hangs out with gays because
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he enjoys their energy and their
attention just like you do.
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Does that sort of person
really exist?
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I don't think so.
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Can I have a carrot?
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Nevermind.
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I probably shouldn't.
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My fuck buddy broke up with me.
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Oh, no!
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Really glad I never officially
moved in
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because then I'm not officially
kicked out rig ht?
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Sweetheart what happened?
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Suddenly after three months
Darian is not a slut anymore.
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What does he want?
Monogamy?
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Sounds like something
I need lasered off.
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I know.
269
00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:43,999
Oh my gosh, Luke.
270
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:45,363
I think it might be time for us...
271
00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:47,003
Please, don't say it.
272
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:48,871
Grow up.
273
00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:50,336
I can hear that
from anyone but you.
274
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,502
But, maybe it's time.
275
00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:55,411
I don't see what the problem is?
276
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,809
So I play around what's that
got to do with Darian?
277
00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,540
But, you know I would
give my heart
278
00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:01,407
A lung, and what's left
of my liver
279
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,078
to have a chance
with a man like Darian.
280
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,022
I mean, do you know
how lucky you are?
281
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,984
Can I tell you
what happened to me?
282
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,427
I met a frisky friend
for lunch today.
283
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:15,224
And he can't put up with me
for two minutes
284
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,229
I mean, leaves me on the street,
can you believe it?
285
00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:20,868
I'm not even worth
a lousy lunch.
286
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:22,428
Which frisky friend?
287
00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:24,436
What's his name
and where does he live?
288
00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:26,336
Why, what are you going to do?
289
00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:28,138
Beat him up.
290
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:31,344
Not only a mailman,
but a Gemini.
291
00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:32,911
Have you known me
to stoop that low?
292
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:34,016
A Gemini!
293
00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:35,311
Yeah, you dodged a bullet
on that one.
294
00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:36,509
And he was probably bi-polar:
295
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:37,581
All Geminis are bi-polar:
296
00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:38,978
Hi baby!
297
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,191
Good to see you.
298
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:44,256
Look at that ass in those jeans.
299
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,995
- Thank you.
- Scorching!
300
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,162
I have spammed my whole list.
301
00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:49,321
Every last queen is going
to be at that benefit.
302
00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:50,900
What about our queen mother?
303
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,433
Of course! I've already
poached some
304
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,902
last season Bradleigh
for the silent auction.
305
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:58,006
There is nothing I wouldn't do
to keep HIV stigma-free!
306
00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:00,868
You should throw her on stage
to revive her high school tap routine.
307
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,636
I do a mean Shim-Sham-Shimmy.
308
00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:03,946
Oh really?
309
00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,104
Let's see those moves baby.
310
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:08,013
Oh, no one wants to see my moves,
when we can ogle yours.
311
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:09,117
Oh, that's not fail:
312
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,948
No, it's not fair at all!
313
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:14,423
Okay...
314
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,957
next time I get dumped
in the real world
315
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,527
it's going to be
by someone hot like Zeus,
316
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,425
Not some bi-polar mailman.
317
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,496
Tell it, girl.
318
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,134
Why, oh why, can't I find
a straight man?
319
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:25,234
Why can't I?
320
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:26,893
Why don't you try
a straight bar?
321
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:28,037
Who'll go with me?
322
00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:32,007
Yeah, that's what I'm saying!
323
00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:34,008
Okay, you don't need
to go anywhere
324
00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:36,972
We will find you a fag stag.
325
00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:38,774
Riley's convinced
that I'll find a straight man
326
00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,382
masquerading around
the gay world.
327
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,346
Actually, a fag stag
is urban legend.
328
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:45,921
Okay, well you have about an hour
to find this mythical unicorn
329
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:48,149
before mama goes home
for phone sex.
330
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:49,292
She is not lying.
331
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:50,693
You know maybe Frisky Friends
332
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:52,961
is not the best way
to meet a man.
333
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,119
It's a numbers game Markus
334
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:55,459
It's a numbers game
335
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,396
I'm just saying no more Geminis.
336
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:58,467
How about the internet?
337
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:01,036
I talk better that I type baby!
338
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,138
Uh Oh, here comes
the fuck me voice
339
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,204
Look out!
340
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:04,636
Oh that feels so good
341
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,238
I love it on the right side
of my...
342
00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:07,342
Tuna juice!
343
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:08,974
Enough about your gash wound.
344
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,044
Thank you.
345
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:11,408
Stop calling my pussy
a gash wound!
346
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:13,345
- Okay.
- Hey guys
347
00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:14,677
He?! What's going on?
348
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,519
- Hello Goddess!
- Hey sweetie.
349
00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:18,313
- So good to see you.
- You too.
350
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,353
You guys have fun tonight.
351
00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:20,387
Thank you.
352
00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:21,422
Remember when
Peter and Derek were
353
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,423
looking for a surrogate
for their gayby?
354
00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:24,652
You know they asked Violet,
rig ht?
355
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:25,961
I'm like, HELLO!!
356
00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:27,188
Entrance only,
and still they pleaded.
357
00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:28,263
I'm like find another womb!
358
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:29,455
How hard can it be?
359
00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:30,622
Seriously half the world
has one!
360
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,663
Who did they find?
Derek's sister:
361
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,236
I understand
it's someone else's egg
362
00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:36,532
She's just a surrogate but...
363
00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:38,333
Don't you think it can catch
364
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,636
I don't know, incest by osmosis?
365
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,307
That's beautiful.
366
00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:44,971
What a beautiful gift of love
from Derek's sister.
367
00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:48,751
It's not as if Derek
could fall pregnant.
368
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,519
Well, he's been trying
for years.
369
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,520
Markus' new novel, actually,
is about a man who gives birth.
370
00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:56,753
Well it's about how life would
be different if men could give birth.
371
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:57,992
Well, I'll tell you.
372
00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,288
Abortion clinics
on every corner!
373
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:01,163
Oh, hold on!
374
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:02,629
Here comes the coat hanger again.
375
00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:04,362
I'm sorry, your balls are
in the way.
376
00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:08,569
That's not funny!
377
00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:09,671
That's not funny at all!
378
00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:12,006
Your color is fantastic.
379
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:13,074
Who does it?
380
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:14,176
I was �Done by Darian�.
381
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:16,545
Who hasn't been?
382
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:23,318
Darian...
383
00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:24,419
Yeah
384
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,556
Are you still going to
donate your coupon
385
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,191
for the silent auction
Zeus is doing?
386
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:29,291
Of course.
387
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:30,552
I also got couple of things
for you.
388
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,161
Stop by the salon alright?
389
00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:33,261
I will.
390
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:39,029
How about the hottie
right over there?
391
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:44,334
YOU are SO mean to me.
392
00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:45,338
Wait, who's that?
393
00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:46,771
Riley says that's my fag stag.
394
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:47,906
Unicorn
395
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,011
Sweet, thanks!
396
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:50,312
Cheers!
Drinks on me.
397
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,324
Oh my God.
398
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,999
Salome.
OH MY GOD!
399
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,160
Are you dead?
400
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,297
What happened to you?
401
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:19,106
You look...Amazing.
402
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,144
Feed me!
403
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,490
Promise me you won't tell anyone
you found me behind a dumpster:
404
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:38,356
Okay?
405
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:39,495
Alright.
406
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:41,725
I am really worried.
407
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:44,299
When I don't eat,
I get sleepy, okay?
408
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:46,469
Salome, you're naturally thin.
409
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,530
If I was you, I'd only be eating
410
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:49,805
And fucking.
411
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,676
Violet, let me tell you something:
412
00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:55,243
Fucking is overrated.
413
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:57,376
Guys line up around the block
to fuck me.
414
00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:59,675
It is really tiresome.
415
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,842
There is a guy right here in
this diner that wants to fuck me.
416
00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:04,751
Who?
417
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:08,223
Black guy, Oscar Giovanni
scarf, biceps.
418
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,284
He's behind you.
419
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:12,053
He doesn't know that he
should know
420
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,253
that l know he's cruising me,
you know?
421
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:16,732
Wait.
422
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:19,227
He's actually cruising you.
423
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:20,301
Oh my god!
424
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:21,733
Just play aloof.
425
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:28,907
Violet!
426
00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:30,440
Stop with the straw.
427
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,180
You lost him.
428
00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,811
And you're gonna keep losing them
until you get off your racket.
429
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:40,622
My racket?
430
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:42,850
Your racket is what's stopping you.
431
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:44,721
Well, I don't look like you.
432
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:47,628
It's not just your looks.
433
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:49,460
There is someone for everyone.
434
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:50,862
I believe that.
435
00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:53,469
Thanks.
436
00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:55,496
Let me ask you something.
437
00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:56,797
Where were you earlier?
438
00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:57,872
Out with the boys.
439
00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,174
Okay.
440
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:01,300
Do you know that story
in the news about
441
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:04,744
the family of peacocks that took
in the orphan elephant?
442
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:05,904
Oh, yes.
443
00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:08,775
And then the elephant ran around
thinking it was a peacock?
444
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,319
So sweet.
445
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:12,750
It's not sweet.
446
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,357
It's ridiculous.
447
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:15,423
Picture it!
448
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:17,424
Violet, you are not a peacock!
449
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:18,527
You are an...
450
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:22,898
Have you ever thought maybe
451
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:25,735
your gay friends
just don't wanna share you?
452
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:27,436
No.
453
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,596
They wanna keep you wrapped up
in their own little world
454
00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,365
away from men who want women.
455
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,441
That's a horrible thing to say.
456
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:34,805
Do you wanna get married
and have kids?
457
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:36,669
No.
458
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:37,846
See?
459
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,507
The gays have totally
warped your mind.
460
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,779
They do refuse to go
to straight bars.
461
00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:49,519
And they are always insulting
my pussy.
462
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:52,519
But no, my friends want
what I want.
463
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:56,432
Okay.
464
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:58,567
Okay what?
465
00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:01,003
You're not willing
to be coachable.
466
00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:02,236
I am!
467
00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:03,395
I am coachable.
468
00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:05,641
Then I can help.
469
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:09,912
God...
470
00:21:10,702 --> 00:21:11,806
I ate so much.
471
00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:17,614
I'm just gonna hit
the ladies' room.
472
00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:23,620
I might be a minute...
473
00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:24,724
or two.
474
00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:33,635
Just pick a number:
475
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,271
10,000 words a day.
476
00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:36,839
I wish...
477
00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:38,565
it's just that... you know
478
00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:40,869
their baby is born
and I've lost the plot
479
00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:45,978
Maybe male mothers
eat their young.
480
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,382
Thanks, that's very helpful.
481
00:21:50,942 --> 00:21:52,444
Baby!
482
00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:54,319
Gays don't breed.
483
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,686
It's what separates us
from the animals.
484
00:21:57,549 --> 00:22:00,359
We should invest in valuable
real estate instead.
485
00:22:00,552 --> 00:22:01,496
Let's do that...
486
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,633
How about that rooftop
at Audrey's reception?
487
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:04,699
How about...
488
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,825
this valuable real estate, ha?
Right here...
489
00:22:07,392 --> 00:22:08,871
It's looking a bit neglected.
490
00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:10,005
Seriously...
491
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:11,306
we're not breeders.
492
00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:12,999
We don't have to worry about
the rest of the planet.
493
00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:14,844
Global warming, recycling...
494
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,843
Oh, I would hate to recycle!
495
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,012
So why not write about that?
496
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,942
Because I'm writing
a fantasy, Riley.
497
00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:22,676
Your husband is an idealist.
498
00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:27,590
Doll, I love you...
499
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,014
but I'm not your husband.
500
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:32,594
It's their word.
501
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:33,695
It could be our word.
502
00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:39,698
Pear puree?
503
00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:40,936
What's this?
504
00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:43,038
Just research...
505
00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:45,707
okaY---
506
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,400
I've got an idea...
507
00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:50,613
I wanna take you out
tomorrow night for some solid food.
508
00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:53,071
Cheer you up.
509
00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:57,478
I love you.
510
00:22:58,009 --> 00:22:59,545
I love my husband!
511
00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:01,749
I love you
512
00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:03,586
I love my husband!
513
00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:05,753
I love you
514
00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:07,895
Ah... husband
515
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:11,064
Just found this
at the flea market!
516
00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:12,799
What do you think?
517
00:23:12,924 --> 00:23:13,868
Cute, ha?
518
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,133
You can drape it
519
00:23:15,494 --> 00:23:17,565
you can belt it,
you can crimp it!
520
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,731
You can knock it off in China
for 50 cents a pop.
521
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:20,842
Precisely.
522
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,704
Make that happen.
523
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:28,074
Remind me to give this splendor
to Donna when she gets back.
524
00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:31,653
Oh hey!
525
00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:32,754
Drinks tonight?
526
00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:33,988
Markus has writers' group.
527
00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:36,024
I have a dinner date tonight
528
00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:37,786
and I don't plan
on coming home after:
529
00:23:37,949 --> 00:23:39,087
Not another frisky friend?
530
00:23:39,451 --> 00:23:42,159
Why do you say it like that
"another frisky friend"?
531
00:23:42,954 --> 00:23:45,093
What, do you want me
all to yourself? Or what?!?
532
00:23:48,059 --> 00:23:49,504
Wow!
533
00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:52,407
It's about a "day of beauty" coupon
for a silent auction I'm doing
534
00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:54,009
I just gave it to you.
535
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:55,076
Okay, thanks
536
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,414
I actually wanted to speak with
Darian about another matter'...
537
00:23:57,569 --> 00:23:59,048
I already told you
Darian is with a client.
538
00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:02,645
Hey yo!
Darian, hey!
539
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:06,419
Am I invisible?
540
00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:07,522
Yeah, to me.
541
00:24:07,646 --> 00:24:09,091
Darian listen, is now a bad time?
542
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:10,153
Now is good.
543
00:24:10,515 --> 00:24:12,552
Okay, thanks so much
for this coupon
544
00:24:12,984 --> 00:24:16,488
Can we speak in private?
545
00:24:16,988 --> 00:24:18,831
Since when do you care
about private?
546
00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:20,769
Okay.
547
00:24:21,159 --> 00:24:22,137
Well D
548
00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:23,598
I wanna invite you to
a nice dinner or...
549
00:24:23,762 --> 00:24:25,673
something romantic
of your choice.
550
00:24:26,698 --> 00:24:28,041
Um.. why?
551
00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:29,976
Well, you know that story
in the book
552
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:32,046
with Noah and ...animals and
553
00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:33,706
Wait, wait, wait.. Noah's Ark?
554
00:24:33,872 --> 00:24:36,148
And a bird brought Noah a twig
555
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:37,886
which meant everything
is gonna be okay.
556
00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:40,719
So, you're here as...
557
00:24:40,879 --> 00:24:42,153
as a twig?
558
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:45,059
I'm here to show you
just how much
559
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:47,026
I want everything to be okay for us.
560
00:24:47,953 --> 00:24:52,595
Wow! Luke... thank you...
561
00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:55,794
for that rare glimpse of sincerity.
562
00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:03,872
And thank you for stopping by...
563
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:07,506
But this is...
564
00:25:07,639 --> 00:25:10,119
The rest of your stuff..
from my apartment.
565
00:25:26,157 --> 00:25:28,034
Don't... don't cry
566
00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:31,040
You know you like that one...
aah come on!
567
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,104
Goad buy!
568
00:25:38,803 --> 00:25:42,216
Put it on there now..
no, on top of it, ok?
569
00:25:42,941 --> 00:25:43,942
Put it on there.
570
00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:50,651
Little person.
571
00:25:52,150 --> 00:25:55,688
Um... this is Joey.
572
00:25:55,854 --> 00:25:56,924
Say hi Joey
573
00:25:57,255 --> 00:25:58,199
Hey!
574
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,059
Ashley's sitter called in sick...
575
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:01,533
Ashley?
576
00:26:01,826 --> 00:26:03,703
My mentor from writers group
577
00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:06,702
And how often does
Ashley's sitter call in sick?
578
00:26:07,198 --> 00:26:10,668
Oh... um.. just Fridays...
579
00:26:10,835 --> 00:26:12,815
sometimes Wednesdays.
580
00:26:14,339 --> 00:26:15,317
You couldn't tell me?
581
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,744
You know, sometimes
you're not that easy
582
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:18,546
to talk to about certain things.
583
00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:20,553
Not that easy to talk to...
584
00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:21,913
Ashley's just running late..
585
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,218
She'll be here any minute.
586
00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:26,796
Markus I just want
what's best for us.
587
00:26:26,952 --> 00:26:30,024
You know, to move up,
get ahead, own some property.
588
00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:32,692
You know this gig
can help us save.
589
00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:34,961
Ashley set me up baby sitting
for others too.
590
00:26:36,027 --> 00:26:37,734
Yeah, she's done wonders
for your writing..
591
00:26:38,363 --> 00:26:41,173
I'm really good with kids, okay?
592
00:26:41,366 --> 00:26:42,845
Just look at Joey...
593
00:26:43,835 --> 00:26:45,678
Isn't he adorable?
Just look at him.
594
00:26:53,211 --> 00:26:55,157
Oh, Joey...baby
595
00:26:55,914 --> 00:26:58,656
Welcome to the
�Lazy Tops, Power Bottoms� party.
596
00:26:58,917 --> 00:26:59,895
Show me your dick.
597
00:27:00,151 --> 00:27:02,631
I've just got to make sure
you're not the police.
598
00:27:05,657 --> 00:27:07,159
Here's a bag for your clothes.
599
00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:09,636
Welcome to the �Lazy Tops,
600
00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:11,899
Power Bottoms� party.
$40 please.
601
00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:13,707
I'm on the list
602
00:27:18,036 --> 00:27:19,174
Okay, what are you doing here?
603
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:22,114
I came to fuck my brains out.
604
00:27:22,273 --> 00:27:24,947
Um.. in front of all these people?
605
00:27:25,377 --> 00:27:27,357
With all these people.
606
00:27:27,879 --> 00:27:29,381
Okay, what the hell is going on here?
607
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,725
You're deliberately trying to hurt me?
608
00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:35,624
Take it easy, Luke...
609
00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:38,892
Haven't you heard about
the impalas in Africa?
610
00:27:43,928 --> 00:27:44,872
Hey sweetie!
611
00:27:45,196 --> 00:27:46,368
Hi!
612
00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:47,675
Frisky friend 265, Mike.
613
00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:48,776
Hey!
614
00:27:49,067 --> 00:27:51,069
Donnie and I worked together
as flight attendants
615
00:27:51,236 --> 00:27:52,146
Air hostesses!
616
00:27:52,303 --> 00:27:53,247
Oh, yes.
617
00:27:53,371 --> 00:27:55,078
In the unlikely event
of a water landing,
618
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,015
you're all gonna die!
619
00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:58,119
That's nice!
620
00:27:58,243 --> 00:27:59,153
Thank you
621
00:27:59,310 --> 00:28:00,755
I'll be back to get your orders
in a bit.
622
00:28:00,912 --> 00:28:01,856
Okay.
623
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,184
Air hostess, ha?
624
00:28:03,448 --> 00:28:05,052
Oh, my ticket out of Idaho.
625
00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:07,018
I got some buddies out West...
626
00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:08,289
That's beautiful country.
627
00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:10,093
Uh, beautiful yeah, but...
628
00:28:10,255 --> 00:28:12,235
all anyone wants for you
is the same old stuff...
629
00:28:12,390 --> 00:28:13,334
you know, get married,
have kids.
630
00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:14,664
I want something different,
you know.
631
00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:15,964
Yeah, I hear you.
632
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:17,400
Yeah?
633
00:28:17,762 --> 00:28:19,070
Yeah, we're an island
of misfits.
634
00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:20,140
I actually moved here
to be around
635
00:28:20,298 --> 00:28:22,209
more open-minded women.
636
00:28:24,903 --> 00:28:26,439
You still in the friendly skies?
637
00:28:26,805 --> 00:28:28,284
No, I had to give it up.
638
00:28:28,473 --> 00:28:29,713
Oh, after 9/11?
639
00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:30,784
Oh, no!
640
00:28:30,942 --> 00:28:32,785
I just kept ballooning up
on the plane food
641
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:34,322
No way.
642
00:28:34,479 --> 00:28:35,753
Oh, yes way. I mean Donnie...
643
00:28:35,914 --> 00:28:37,291
Donnie used to have
a 29 inch waist
644
00:28:37,782 --> 00:28:39,193
I mean, I lost most
of what I put on,
645
00:28:39,350 --> 00:28:41,057
I mean, except for my fupa...
646
00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:42,163
but I'm fine with it.
647
00:28:42,353 --> 00:28:44,697
Umm, with what?
648
00:28:45,223 --> 00:28:46,031
Fupa.
649
00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:47,395
Fat Upper Pussy Area.
650
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:51,033
But... it's a little fupa,
a happy fupa.
651
00:28:52,163 --> 00:28:53,471
I would hate to see
an angry one.
652
00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:55,038
Oh yeah we can't have that.
653
00:28:57,836 --> 00:28:59,474
Uh, what would you recommend?
654
00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:02,282
The chicken cutlet here
is excellent.
655
00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:05,285
But I would stay away from
cheese tonight if I were you.
656
00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:07,021
Why is that?
657
00:29:07,178 --> 00:29:08,782
Clogs up your anal cavity.
658
00:29:09,514 --> 00:29:10,458
I did not know that.
659
00:29:10,815 --> 00:29:11,885
Oh, except for goat cheese.
660
00:29:12,050 --> 00:29:14,052
You know there is some enzyme
that makes it okay.
661
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,196
This isn't good dinner
conversation, is it?
662
00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:20,428
No, no, no... be yourself.
663
00:29:21,025 --> 00:29:24,234
Um.. I hear zucchini
is great for down there.
664
00:29:24,395 --> 00:29:26,136
Most veggies are...
okra is the best.
665
00:29:26,965 --> 00:29:28,035
I'm all about anal health.
666
00:29:28,199 --> 00:29:29,507
Oh, me too.
667
00:29:29,868 --> 00:29:31,779
It's just good manners.
668
00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:33,938
So, are you kids ready?
669
00:29:34,973 --> 00:29:35,951
Yes.
670
00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:37,882
I'll have the chicken fried
steak, please.
671
00:29:38,243 --> 00:29:39,415
Chicken fried steak, you sir?
672
00:29:40,011 --> 00:29:41,820
- Just a burger:
- Burger:
673
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,024
No cheese!
674
00:29:44,549 --> 00:29:46,153
Oh, that's work,
I've gotta take this.
675
00:29:46,317 --> 00:29:47,318
Okay.
676
00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:53,333
Oh, sweetie he is fine!
677
00:29:53,825 --> 00:29:55,862
I don't know why
you're bothering with dinner:
678
00:29:56,027 --> 00:29:57,506
You're right put in that order;
pronto!
679
00:29:57,862 --> 00:29:59,239
I will honey, I will.
680
00:30:19,217 --> 00:30:20,525
That was the best sex
of my life.
681
00:30:20,885 --> 00:30:22,159
You're so high energy.
682
00:30:24,522 --> 00:30:26,024
You want games?
683
00:30:26,191 --> 00:30:28,000
I'll out-slut you in a second.
684
00:30:28,393 --> 00:30:30,236
Hey, round two at my place?
685
00:30:30,862 --> 00:30:34,173
This time, I'll do all the work.
686
00:30:55,386 --> 00:30:56,330
What are you doing home?
687
00:30:56,487 --> 00:30:57,591
You're supposed to be gone all night.
688
00:30:58,156 --> 00:31:00,136
Well, you're cleaning? It's Friday.
689
00:31:00,291 --> 00:31:02,237
Aren't you supposed to be
bringing queers together?
690
00:31:02,393 --> 00:31:03,303
Well,
691
00:31:03,461 --> 00:31:05,202
It smells like poppers in here
692
00:31:05,430 --> 00:31:07,239
Where did you have your party?
693
00:31:07,398 --> 00:31:09,002
The police raided
our last location, so...
694
00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:10,111
so?
695
00:31:10,268 --> 00:31:11,144
No!
696
00:31:11,302 --> 00:31:12,940
You got home before I could...
697
00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:14,842
Is that shit on my bedspread?
698
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,241
That's not shit.
699
00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:18,551
That is shit!
700
00:31:18,910 --> 00:31:20,150
No, that is definitely not shit.
701
00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:21,422
It's biss.
702
00:31:21,579 --> 00:31:22,489
Biss?
703
00:31:22,647 --> 00:31:23,557
Butt piss.
704
00:31:23,915 --> 00:31:26,054
Oh God! That is so gross Luke,
oh my god!
705
00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:27,127
I'm sorry! Somebody must
have gone
706
00:31:27,285 --> 00:31:28,195
overboard with enemas.
707
00:31:28,353 --> 00:31:29,263
I'm... I'm doing laundry now
708
00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:31,400
Listen I was gonna tell you
but I thought maybe...
709
00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:32,466
You thought maybe I would object
710
00:31:32,624 --> 00:31:34,467
to a gay sex party in my bedroom?
711
00:31:34,659 --> 00:31:35,899
That doesn't turn you on?
712
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,140
No, it does not turn me on.
713
00:31:38,296 --> 00:31:40,298
That's the problem.
I'm not one of you.
714
00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:41,610
Salome was rig ht
715
00:31:41,933 --> 00:31:43,935
I've just become way too enmeshed
in your world.
716
00:31:44,335 --> 00:31:45,313
Listen, I'm sorry.
717
00:31:45,436 --> 00:31:46,346
I'm gonna wash everything...
718
00:31:46,504 --> 00:31:48,541
It's OKAY because I'm
emancipating myself from this...
719
00:31:49,674 --> 00:31:51,381
Is that biss on the table cloth?
720
00:31:51,542 --> 00:31:52,452
It's not my biss.
721
00:31:52,610 --> 00:31:54,385
I don't care whose biss it is!
722
00:31:57,215 --> 00:31:59,354
And he just left a twenty.
Cheap fucker!
723
00:31:59,550 --> 00:32:01,257
He walked out on you?
724
00:32:01,519 --> 00:32:02,497
Just like that?
725
00:32:04,188 --> 00:32:05,531
Were you being outrageous?
726
00:32:06,991 --> 00:32:08,334
I may have been a little outrageous.
727
00:32:09,460 --> 00:32:11,963
This is more than cosmetic
you know that, rig ht?
728
00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:15,645
Make-up can clear blemishes
and stuff...
729
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,172
but not even top of the line
730
00:32:17,335 --> 00:32:19,281
L'Oreal can fix a fucked-up face.
731
00:32:20,471 --> 00:32:24,044
And what we have here
is a fucked-up face.
732
00:32:26,010 --> 00:32:27,011
What are you saying?
733
00:32:28,212 --> 00:32:30,123
I'm saying surgery.
734
00:32:30,248 --> 00:32:33,252
You need to go under knife
and kill the fag hag inside.
735
00:32:34,686 --> 00:32:37,030
Yes, okay.
She's gone.
736
00:32:37,155 --> 00:32:38,566
Just snip her out.
737
00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:39,634
She's dead.
738
00:32:39,991 --> 00:32:40,696
Great.
739
00:32:41,059 --> 00:32:42,402
So what are you doing Thursday?
740
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,597
Going outwith... friends.
741
00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:47,632
It's our ritual.
742
00:32:47,999 --> 00:32:49,205
It's your racket.
743
00:32:50,068 --> 00:32:51,342
Are you coachable?
744
00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:54,650
Yes, I'm coachable.
What's happening?
745
00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:57,047
Well, a promoter friend of mine
746
00:32:57,175 --> 00:33:01,055
is launching a new weekly party
Thursdays at Fine Feline.
747
00:33:01,446 --> 00:33:02,686
Want to be my plus-one?
748
00:33:03,114 --> 00:33:05,390
You want me to be your plus-one?
749
00:33:05,616 --> 00:33:09,154
I celebrate diversity, you know that.
750
00:33:10,621 --> 00:33:11,622
Plus I owe you one.
751
00:33:13,424 --> 00:33:14,494
Salome, wow, I'm...
752
00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:16,036
I'm very flattered.
753
00:33:17,028 --> 00:33:19,599
I'm gonna have a table
with bottle service and everything.
754
00:33:20,331 --> 00:33:22,709
Did you know Markus was running
a nursery out of our apartment?
755
00:33:23,101 --> 00:33:24,079
Maybe.
756
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:26,740
Why didn't you tell me?
757
00:33:27,105 --> 00:33:28,607
Why is nobody talking to me?
758
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:29,684
It's all on the blog.
759
00:33:30,041 --> 00:33:32,282
And I'm not going to be able
to go out Thursday.
760
00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:35,456
Why not?
761
00:33:35,613 --> 00:33:37,024
Because you're a cock-blocker.
762
00:33:37,715 --> 00:33:39,592
No, Riley.
763
00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:41,196
It's because I'm never gonna
get what I want
764
00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:43,332
if I keep repeating the same
patterns of behavior.
765
00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:46,162
In other words... cock-blocker:
766
00:33:48,659 --> 00:33:50,195
What should I wear on Thursday?
767
00:33:50,328 --> 00:33:51,602
Uh.. okay let me see...
768
00:33:54,465 --> 00:33:56,570
Let the pussy out of the bag...
769
00:33:56,768 --> 00:34:00,079
Dress code: the cattier, the better.
770
00:34:53,157 --> 00:34:55,137
Are you wearing
a fucking cat suit?
771
00:35:04,235 --> 00:35:05,213
Thank you very much.
772
00:36:25,950 --> 00:36:27,156
Hey Violet!
773
00:36:30,488 --> 00:36:32,297
Here kitty, kitty, kitty
774
00:36:32,890 --> 00:36:34,335
Hey stop!
Where are you going so fast?
775
00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:35,470
Home.
776
00:36:35,626 --> 00:36:39,267
Isn't this the outfit you wore
to the fetish ball...2007?
777
00:36:40,398 --> 00:36:41,399
Good memory.
778
00:36:41,566 --> 00:36:43,637
Yeah, well I always notice you.
779
00:36:44,535 --> 00:36:45,912
Oh, you might be the only one.
780
00:36:46,270 --> 00:36:47,248
Careful!
781
00:36:48,673 --> 00:36:52,712
Do you ever just feel
like you don't belong anywhere?
782
00:36:54,278 --> 00:36:55,222
Hello.
783
00:36:55,379 --> 00:36:57,359
Why do you think
I was so big into heroin.
784
00:36:58,516 --> 00:36:59,790
You're clean now, right?
785
00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:01,897
Yes, two yea rs.
786
00:37:03,421 --> 00:37:04,729
Damn.
787
00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:12,541
Look... Violet...
788
00:37:13,664 --> 00:37:16,508
Before I came here,
before you ever knew me,
789
00:37:18,035 --> 00:37:20,538
no one wanted a thing
to do with me.
790
00:37:21,939 --> 00:37:23,543
I swear, not anyone.
791
00:37:24,642 --> 00:37:28,522
Well, now we have all these
friends and they...
792
00:37:28,679 --> 00:37:29,885
They love us.
793
00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:32,755
They shower us
with all this attention
794
00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:34,954
Yeah, I mean,
that doesn't hurt either:
795
00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:43,629
Well, attention doesn't sleep
with you at night...
796
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:45,907
well, not with me.
797
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,708
Come here
798
00:37:54,839 --> 00:37:55,817
It's alright.
799
00:38:19,063 --> 00:38:20,041
Sorry.
800
00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:23,441
No, it's not you. It's just...
801
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,313
I'm positive, you know.
802
00:38:28,539 --> 00:38:29,609
It's just kissing.
803
00:38:29,907 --> 00:38:31,944
Some people won't even
share the same spoon.
804
00:38:32,677 --> 00:38:34,452
Some people are stupid.
805
00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:37,586
Ah, I'm stupid.
806
00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:41,022
Why am I kissing a gay boy?
God!
807
00:38:41,385 --> 00:38:42,329
I'm retired.
808
00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:43,362
Retired?
809
00:38:43,521 --> 00:38:45,501
I want to be wanted, Zeus.
810
00:38:45,623 --> 00:38:47,000
It's not fair to me, okay?
811
00:38:47,358 --> 00:38:49,304
This fruit fly is finished.
812
00:38:59,437 --> 00:39:02,577
You have one new frisky friend.
813
00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:04,048
Hi! Salome...
814
00:39:04,408 --> 00:39:07,617
My dad owns the general store
of the Idaho town where I grew up
815
00:39:07,778 --> 00:39:09,485
He expected me ta take it aver,
816
00:39:09,647 --> 00:39:11,888
but I came ta New York
ta became an architect.
817
00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:14,762
I'm Vern and Pd love
to hear your story.
818
00:39:15,653 --> 00:39:16,563
Vern?
819
00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:19,497
Violet!
Hey, are you home?
820
00:39:19,990 --> 00:39:20,968
No.
821
00:39:21,459 --> 00:39:22,460
Can we talk?
822
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:23,704
No.
823
00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:24,931
Are you on that phone line again?
824
00:39:25,096 --> 00:39:26,074
No!
825
00:39:28,132 --> 00:39:29,634
I need love.
826
00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:31,679
Me too.
827
00:39:41,145 --> 00:39:42,351
I miss Darian.
828
00:39:45,950 --> 00:39:49,022
You try too hard,
women don't do that.
829
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:50,092
I am just being myself.
830
00:39:50,454 --> 00:39:52,024
Exactly.
Stop it.
831
00:39:53,023 --> 00:39:58,473
Now just close your eyes
and simply ask the universe.
832
00:40:01,766 --> 00:40:05,771
The benevolent universe will
always manifest what you need.
833
00:40:05,903 --> 00:40:06,813
That's not true.
834
00:40:06,971 --> 00:40:08,575
If I fall from a ten-story building,
835
00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:10,116
am I gonna manifest wings?
836
00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:17,091
No. But you can manifest a truckload
of mattresses on the street below.
837
00:40:18,516 --> 00:40:19,995
You watch too many cartoons.
838
00:40:20,184 --> 00:40:21,993
What?
It could happen.
839
00:40:24,121 --> 00:40:25,566
Gerald?
840
00:40:25,689 --> 00:40:26,827
Salome.
841
00:40:28,459 --> 00:40:29,403
How are you gorgeous?
842
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:30,800
Can I get you a non-fat soy latte?
843
00:40:31,028 --> 00:40:34,601
Yes... what a coincidence.
844
00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:38,540
See Violet, I was just manifesting
a non-fat soy latte.
845
00:40:38,769 --> 00:40:40,578
Fine Feline was major; huh?
846
00:40:40,704 --> 00:40:42,547
So major.
847
00:40:44,575 --> 00:40:46,714
Well, Violet didn't like it.
848
00:40:46,877 --> 00:40:48,151
Not major:
849
00:40:49,814 --> 00:40:51,088
Oh, cat-woman.
850
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:53,186
Go on Gerald...
851
00:40:54,885 --> 00:40:58,992
Don't forget 16 splendas
and a stir-stick, thanks.
852
00:41:00,491 --> 00:41:01,469
Voila.
853
00:41:01,725 --> 00:41:03,898
Notice my lack of effort?
854
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,464
The lesson here is that the universe
855
00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:08,632
would never tell you to put on
a pleather catsuit...
856
00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:10,710
so don't try so hard next time, ok?
857
00:41:10,868 --> 00:41:13,178
Oh, I'm not going back
to Fine Feline again.
858
00:41:13,838 --> 00:41:16,079
You promised you were coachable.
859
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,651
I'm gonna coach myself.
860
00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:20,516
You can't coach yourself!
861
00:41:20,678 --> 00:41:22,919
You'll never manifest a man
that way.
862
00:41:23,514 --> 00:41:25,892
There's more then one way
to skin a cat.
863
00:41:30,654 --> 00:41:32,964
That's funny... not true.
864
00:41:33,123 --> 00:41:34,193
But funny.
865
00:41:34,992 --> 00:41:38,064
Yeah, when we meet, I'll take
you an a tour of lust gems.
866
00:41:38,229 --> 00:41:40,732
I'm very sentimental when it
comes ta architecture.
867
00:41:40,898 --> 00:41:43,242
I adore sentimental men, Vern.
868
00:41:43,801 --> 00:41:44,905
We'll start with the Roxy.
869
00:41:45,069 --> 00:41:46,844
The Roxy! You've been?
870
00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:49,985
Spanish inspired interior,
the soaring columns,
871
00:41:50,107 --> 00:41:51,711
it's rococo style rotunda
872
00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:53,922
The Roxy had a rococo rotunda?
873
00:41:54,044 --> 00:41:55,990
I really wish I could have seen it.
874
00:41:56,146 --> 00:41:57,989
Oh my gosh,
I used to go all the time.
875
00:41:58,182 --> 00:42:00,560
Haw?
It was demolished in 1961.
876
00:42:01,585 --> 00:42:02,586
The gay club?
877
00:42:03,087 --> 00:42:05,192
No!
The Roxy was a movie palace
878
00:42:05,556 --> 00:42:06,591
Where the Rockettes began.
879
00:42:06,757 --> 00:42:09,169
The high-kicking, showgirl Rockettes?
880
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:11,097
Originally they were
the Roxy-ettes.
881
00:42:11,295 --> 00:42:12,933
Oh, the Roxy.
882
00:42:13,097 --> 00:42:14,940
You know there's a famous
Life Magazine shot
883
00:42:15,099 --> 00:42:16,578
of Gloria Swanson standing
on the rubble
884
00:42:16,734 --> 00:42:19,044
in a red baa
as they tare it dawn.
885
00:42:21,672 --> 00:42:23,583
Gloria Swanson in a red boa?
886
00:42:24,008 --> 00:42:25,578
I have manifested a fag stag.
887
00:42:25,743 --> 00:42:26,813
You manifested a fag.
888
00:42:26,977 --> 00:42:28,888
Gloria Steinem never wore a boa.
889
00:42:29,246 --> 00:42:31,248
Gloria Swanson.
Vern is straight!
890
00:42:31,615 --> 00:42:33,891
Bradleigh, do straight men
know who Gloria Swanson is?
891
00:42:34,084 --> 00:42:36,064
Norma Desmond?
Only if they're gay.
892
00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:37,130
Come on!
893
00:42:37,288 --> 00:42:40,599
Only gays obsess over faded,
deluded, once beautiful women.
894
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:42,537
We can relate.
895
00:42:42,693 --> 00:42:43,569
See!
896
00:42:43,727 --> 00:42:45,001
Climax Magazine is here.
897
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:46,541
Marjorie Max.
898
00:42:47,731 --> 00:42:48,766
Violet, skedaddle.
899
00:42:50,668 --> 00:42:51,612
Gentlemen.
900
00:42:51,769 --> 00:42:52,713
Marjorie!
901
00:42:53,771 --> 00:42:54,749
Right this way.
902
00:42:56,240 --> 00:43:00,586
The inspiration for this season is
punk, Pocahontas and prehistoric.
903
00:43:02,146 --> 00:43:05,684
Clever: I see we're into alliteration.
904
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:09,792
This frill must be the �prehistoric�.
905
00:43:10,387 --> 00:43:11,991
Pterodactyl in heat?
906
00:43:12,690 --> 00:43:13,634
More or less.
907
00:43:16,994 --> 00:43:23,172
Ah, fur. You have no qualms about
killing these cute little critters?
908
00:43:23,701 --> 00:43:25,578
Bradleigh says fur comes from trees.
909
00:43:25,869 --> 00:43:26,813
Fir trees.
910
00:43:28,072 --> 00:43:30,780
Look at me, pretending to care.
911
00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:34,981
I just don't see how it
fits in to my story.
912
00:43:37,114 --> 00:43:39,253
I've seen you in Climax before.
913
00:43:39,650 --> 00:43:41,186
I modeled for the magazine
once, yes.
914
00:43:41,352 --> 00:43:43,662
Oh don't remind me,
long time ago.
915
00:43:43,821 --> 00:43:46,893
It was a matinee idol story?
916
00:43:47,057 --> 00:43:47,967
Yeah.
917
00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:49,866
This mug once was very lucrative.
918
00:43:50,027 --> 00:43:51,973
And perfect for the "Daddy"
919
00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:55,338
in this fall's editorial shot
by Stephen Miser!
920
00:43:55,699 --> 00:43:57,872
Stephen Miser? Oh be still
my beating heart.
921
00:43:58,035 --> 00:43:59,070
What's the story?
922
00:43:59,336 --> 00:44:01,316
I love Daddy!
923
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:04,082
But I'm not old enough
to be a Daddy.
924
00:44:10,381 --> 00:44:11,325
Tell you what.
925
00:44:11,682 --> 00:44:16,222
You be Climax magazine's �Daddy�
and I'll give Bradleigh's
926
00:44:16,387 --> 00:44:20,927
prehistoric line some
p-p-p-placement.
927
00:44:22,192 --> 00:44:25,036
Get ready for your close up,
Norma.
928
00:44:32,102 --> 00:44:33,376
Do you have a minute
for the children?
929
00:44:33,737 --> 00:44:35,239
You have got to be kidding me!
930
00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:38,244
Excuse me sir; do you have
a minute for the children?
931
00:44:43,147 --> 00:44:44,319
Baby I'm home.
932
00:44:44,882 --> 00:44:46,259
Jim had a hysterectomy.
933
00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:47,896
Hey Violet is not coming
to your reading,
934
00:44:48,052 --> 00:44:49,087
I think she's boycotting us.
935
00:44:49,219 --> 00:44:51,199
I can't believe I had
to give him a hysterectomy.
936
00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:52,766
It's changed everything.
937
00:44:53,123 --> 00:44:54,101
What?
938
00:44:54,224 --> 00:44:55,202
Jim, in my novel.
939
00:44:55,459 --> 00:44:56,995
Sorry for Jim.
940
00:44:57,261 --> 00:44:58,433
How was your day, honey?
941
00:44:58,929 --> 00:44:59,873
Oh great.
942
00:45:00,597 --> 00:45:03,806
Bradleigh says you can join for
our trip to Taipei in November.
943
00:45:04,935 --> 00:45:05,913
What trip?
944
00:45:06,070 --> 00:45:09,279
Remember Bradleigh won
Designer of the Year in Taiwan?
945
00:45:09,473 --> 00:45:13,182
Right. But, you know in November
I'll be in edits.
946
00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:16,915
Baby, you can bring
your computer to Taipei.
947
00:45:17,514 --> 00:45:19,323
Come on, it's
all-expense paid travel.
948
00:45:19,483 --> 00:45:20,427
It'll advance my career:
949
00:45:20,784 --> 00:45:22,923
A chance to forget babies
and hysterectomies.
950
00:45:23,087 --> 00:45:24,998
Oh my God, don't remind me.
It's so sad!
951
00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:28,897
So, are you in?
952
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,807
Could we maybe swing by
Polynesia on the way to Taipei?
953
00:45:33,964 --> 00:45:35,966
You know, Ashley showed me
this great new site.
954
00:45:36,133 --> 00:45:38,170
There's not much red tape,
they make it so much easier.
955
00:45:38,335 --> 00:45:39,313
What site?
956
00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:41,940
Adoptakanakababy.com
957
00:45:43,507 --> 00:45:46,317
Baby let's just check it out.
No strings.
958
00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:49,048
It might break up the monotony
of our lives.
959
00:45:49,213 --> 00:45:50,453
The monotony of our lives?
960
00:45:50,814 --> 00:45:52,987
Yeah. You know, maybe that's why
Violet is boycotting us.
961
00:45:53,117 --> 00:45:54,960
Change is good.
962
00:45:58,422 --> 00:45:59,867
Come on baby, relax.
963
00:46:01,125 --> 00:46:02,103
Feels nice?
964
00:46:04,361 --> 00:46:05,305
Yeah, come on.
965
00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:06,867
That smell, is that?
966
00:46:07,030 --> 00:46:07,974
Baby oil.
967
00:46:08,298 --> 00:46:09,368
Isn't it wonderful?
968
00:46:13,904 --> 00:46:15,884
Polynesia is on the way
to Taiwan, right?
969
00:46:16,540 --> 00:46:17,746
No...
970
00:46:18,008 --> 00:46:19,885
If you suck cock, hang up now.
971
00:46:20,544 --> 00:46:23,320
If you think you might enjoy
sucking cock in the future,
972
00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:24,926
hang up now.
973
00:46:26,483 --> 00:46:29,487
Vern?
Hello, Vern?
974
00:46:29,853 --> 00:46:30,797
I'm not gay-
975
00:46:32,356 --> 00:46:33,994
But you go to gay bars, right?
976
00:46:34,224 --> 00:46:35,464
Why in the world would
I do that?
977
00:46:36,927 --> 00:46:38,907
Oh, well I had to ask.
978
00:46:39,163 --> 00:46:41,439
So, what are you into?
979
00:46:42,032 --> 00:46:43,010
What do you mean?
980
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:47,974
I mean, what are you
passionate about?
981
00:46:48,138 --> 00:46:50,243
Web', what I do
Architecture.
982
00:46:50,407 --> 00:46:52,512
I'm especially fascinated
with columns.
983
00:46:52,843 --> 00:46:53,787
Columns?
984
00:46:56,513 --> 00:47:00,552
Wanna talk about
thick, rock hard shafts?
985
00:47:01,185 --> 00:47:02,323
What about them?
986
00:47:03,187 --> 00:47:06,862
How about putting them up
my chimney pot, Mn Architect. Yeah?
987
00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:10,806
Then stucco my flying buttress
to the wall!
988
00:47:11,361 --> 00:47:14,342
Uh, Salome,
I'm just a normal guy.
989
00:47:15,232 --> 00:47:16,302
I can do normal.
990
00:47:16,466 --> 00:47:18,275
I want to be up front
and let you know
991
00:47:18,435 --> 00:47:20,506
I'm looking for
a simple kind of woman.
992
00:47:20,871 --> 00:47:23,579
That's me, I'm a simple girl.
From Idaho.
993
00:47:24,208 --> 00:47:26,119
My face is rural too!
994
00:47:26,243 --> 00:47:28,587
I have an ample bosom and a...
995
00:47:28,946 --> 00:47:30,448
well, my whole body
is kind of ample.
996
00:47:32,049 --> 00:47:33,528
I really wanna meet you
and get frisky but
997
00:47:33,884 --> 00:47:36,296
if you're expecting some,
I don't know,
998
00:47:36,453 --> 00:47:37,523
thin-hipped bitch who's gonna...
999
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:38,560
I'm nut!
1000
00:47:38,922 --> 00:47:39,559
You're not?
1001
00:47:39,923 --> 00:47:41,869
Nu, I want a keeper, Salome.
1002
00:47:43,093 --> 00:47:44,071
Me, too.
1003
00:47:46,630 --> 00:47:48,576
And it's Violet.
I lied.
1004
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,913
Well, we all fib an Frisky Friends.
1005
00:47:53,904 --> 00:47:54,939
So what's your real name?
1006
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:56,217
I mean, I know it's not Vern.
1007
00:47:56,373 --> 00:47:57,317
Nu, it is Vern.
1008
00:47:58,909 --> 00:48:01,947
Oh, well you have
a nickname or anything?
1009
00:48:02,212 --> 00:48:03,316
My parents call me Chippy.
1010
00:48:05,215 --> 00:48:08,094
So, Vern, what did you fib about?
1011
00:48:08,385 --> 00:48:10,956
I don't know exactly
but I probably did fib
1012
00:48:11,655 --> 00:48:15,102
Now that I know your name, Violet,
do you stiff wanna meet?
1013
00:48:15,259 --> 00:48:17,637
Bethesda fountain.
Same time?
1014
00:48:17,995 --> 00:48:19,906
10 am and I'll be wearing red.
1015
00:48:20,097 --> 00:48:22,008
Red hot.
Can't wait!
1016
00:48:55,432 --> 00:48:56,536
You did lie.
1017
00:48:56,700 --> 00:48:57,644
Oh I can't take it this!
1018
00:48:57,968 --> 00:48:58,673
Hello?
1019
00:48:59,036 --> 00:49:00,344
Vern you are a liar!
I can't take this!
1020
00:49:00,504 --> 00:49:02,142
No, no I can't!
I can't!
1021
00:49:04,207 --> 00:49:05,151
Help! Help!
1022
00:49:05,309 --> 00:49:06,982
Please!
No, I just can't!
1023
00:49:07,144 --> 00:49:08,088
Get away from me you lunatic!
1024
00:49:08,312 --> 00:49:10,019
Everyone's a fucking freak.
1025
00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:13,161
I just can't deal with this anymore.
1026
00:49:13,717 --> 00:49:15,458
Violet, is that you?
1027
00:49:17,254 --> 00:49:18,665
What are you doing down there?
1028
00:49:19,022 --> 00:49:20,330
Did you loose a contact
or something?
1029
00:49:21,525 --> 00:49:22,503
Vern?
1030
00:49:28,065 --> 00:49:29,009
You must be Daddy.
1031
00:49:29,366 --> 00:49:30,344
Riley.
1032
00:49:31,001 --> 00:49:33,003
Hi, I'm Jenny.
Matt's mom.
1033
00:49:33,403 --> 00:49:35,576
He looks like a complete angel,
doesn't he?
1034
00:49:36,606 --> 00:49:37,550
Don't be fooled.
1035
00:49:37,708 --> 00:49:39,710
He's an absolutely
unmanageable child.
1036
00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:41,622
So was I.
1037
00:49:43,113 --> 00:49:44,057
You have kids?
1038
00:49:45,048 --> 00:49:46,026
I'm gay.
1039
00:49:47,451 --> 00:49:49,294
No, no kids.
1040
00:49:49,453 --> 00:49:51,364
Alright if you worked
a Stephen Miser set,
1041
00:49:51,521 --> 00:49:52,761
You know I don't wanna hear anyone,
1042
00:49:52,956 --> 00:49:54,196
I don't wanna see anyone
1043
00:49:54,358 --> 00:49:55,996
Unless it's through my lens.
1044
00:49:56,693 --> 00:50:00,607
Child. Love your Daddy, hmm?
1045
00:50:01,331 --> 00:50:02,241
Mn Miser; I'm
1046
00:50:02,399 --> 00:50:03,343
Poof!
1047
00:52:03,587 --> 00:52:04,565
Matt?
1048
00:52:04,688 --> 00:52:06,531
No! I wanna stay with Riley.
1049
00:52:07,324 --> 00:52:11,136
Hey it's ok buddy, your mom and I,
we're gonna make plans. I promise.
1050
00:52:12,529 --> 00:52:14,873
Gotta go. C'mon hun.
Sweetie!
1051
00:52:22,272 --> 00:52:24,718
The UN is the first
international building in the US.
1052
00:52:27,244 --> 00:52:29,246
I suppose that concludes our tour:
1053
00:52:31,481 --> 00:52:33,290
I loved it.
1054
00:52:33,917 --> 00:52:35,123
Should we go for drinks?
1055
00:52:35,585 --> 00:52:37,360
Why in the world would I
want to do that
1056
00:52:38,221 --> 00:52:39,598
When I can be with you alone.
1057
00:52:40,891 --> 00:52:42,461
Do you go drinking a lot?
1058
00:52:42,592 --> 00:52:43,627
I wouldn't say that.
1059
00:52:45,262 --> 00:52:47,242
I may have partied a little
in my youth.
1060
00:52:47,397 --> 00:52:49,673
But that is behind me.
1061
00:52:51,868 --> 00:52:53,245
You're so beautiful.
1062
00:53:01,511 --> 00:53:02,455
Your place or mine?
1063
00:53:04,514 --> 00:53:06,516
You don't want to go home together
on our first date?
1064
00:53:06,683 --> 00:53:09,425
No! umm no!
Of course not.
1065
00:53:09,586 --> 00:53:11,657
I'm totally teasing.
1066
00:53:13,290 --> 00:53:14,234
Funny lady.
1067
00:53:14,391 --> 00:53:16,462
Come on. Let me walk you home.
1068
00:53:49,659 --> 00:53:50,660
Oh, baby you're home.
1069
00:53:50,827 --> 00:53:51,771
I'm almost ready.
1070
00:53:52,829 --> 00:53:53,807
So.
1071
00:53:54,598 --> 00:53:56,703
I checked out
adoptakanakababy.com.
1072
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:58,674
You did?
1073
00:54:00,370 --> 00:54:01,314
And?
1074
00:54:01,471 --> 00:54:04,543
And I didn't see anything
about refunds or exchanges.
1075
00:54:06,009 --> 00:54:08,580
I also never imagined
in my entire gay life
1076
00:54:08,745 --> 00:54:11,988
that the topic of children
would ever come up.
1077
00:54:12,816 --> 00:54:18,459
Neither did I. But I guess
secretly I hoped that it would.
1078
00:54:21,891 --> 00:54:22,835
What is that?
1079
00:54:22,993 --> 00:54:23,937
Markus
1080
00:54:25,562 --> 00:54:26,540
I love you
1081
00:54:26,663 --> 00:54:28,506
I want you to have everything
you want.
1082
00:54:29,399 --> 00:54:30,639
Even if it's not what you want?
1083
00:54:32,702 --> 00:54:34,773
How will I know if we don't
get a chance to practice?
1084
00:54:36,706 --> 00:54:37,650
Oh my god.
1085
00:54:37,807 --> 00:54:40,515
You got me a Toy Pomeranian?
1086
00:54:40,810 --> 00:54:43,313
You wanted a Toy Pomeranian
since you were ten.
1087
00:54:43,580 --> 00:54:44,524
Well, that or a Chihuahua...
1088
00:54:44,681 --> 00:54:46,354
and you know how I feel about rats.
1089
00:54:48,852 --> 00:54:50,525
You've been reading my blog.
1090
00:54:52,889 --> 00:54:54,493
Oh, Thank you.
1091
00:55:16,780 --> 00:55:18,521
I thought you were an ex-Mormon?
1092
00:55:18,782 --> 00:55:21,058
I left the church,
but I haven't been excommunicated.
1093
00:55:22,085 --> 00:55:23,325
Stick with me kid.
1094
00:55:24,454 --> 00:55:26,593
Wait a minute.
1095
00:55:26,723 --> 00:55:27,861
If you're not a Mormon,
1096
00:55:28,024 --> 00:55:29,662
why can't you enjoy
a glass of wine with me?
1097
00:55:29,826 --> 00:55:30,770
I don't like it.
1098
00:55:32,062 --> 00:55:33,336
You told me you've
never had a drink.
1099
00:55:33,630 --> 00:55:34,608
I haven't.
1100
00:55:35,098 --> 00:55:36,304
How do you know
you don't like it?
1101
00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:42,374
Do I need to sleep with a man
to know I don't like it?
1102
00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:45,319
You know them?
1103
00:55:46,976 --> 00:55:48,922
Ah, co-workers.
1104
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:51,784
Actually they are pretty great.
1105
00:55:52,749 --> 00:55:56,720
Umm...we could go out with them
sometime, if you wanted to.
1106
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:58,326
Where would we go?
1107
00:55:58,988 --> 00:56:00,092
We could go to a gay ban
1108
00:56:01,558 --> 00:56:04,869
I think that'd be too much
anthropology for this architect.
1109
00:56:06,796 --> 00:56:08,036
I told you I'm not very social.
1110
00:56:09,699 --> 00:56:10,769
Where do you go for fun?
1111
00:56:10,934 --> 00:56:11,878
To sleep.
1112
00:56:14,137 --> 00:56:15,582
I prefer to have my fun early.
1113
00:56:15,739 --> 00:56:16,877
I'm a big fan
of column-watching.
1114
00:56:17,941 --> 00:56:19,352
Column-watching?
1115
00:56:19,509 --> 00:56:20,419
Yeah.
1116
00:56:20,577 --> 00:56:22,579
Tomorrow I'll be up before 5
to catch them at sunrise.
1117
00:56:22,912 --> 00:56:23,856
Holy fuck!
1118
00:56:24,013 --> 00:56:24,957
Sunrise?
1119
00:56:25,081 --> 00:56:26,617
Yeah, sunrise is my favorite
time of day.
1120
00:56:27,684 --> 00:56:29,527
Well, if you want to catch the worm.
1121
00:56:29,686 --> 00:56:31,757
Or if you wanna see
Corinthian columns come to life.
1122
00:56:31,921 --> 00:56:33,525
So, you just uh...
1123
00:56:34,824 --> 00:56:35,768
sit there and stare?
1124
00:56:35,925 --> 00:56:37,632
It's a form of meditation for me.
1125
00:56:37,794 --> 00:56:38,864
We all have our own way
of getting centered
1126
00:56:39,028 --> 00:56:40,837
in this crazy city and that's mine.
1127
00:56:41,164 --> 00:56:42,472
Absolutely sweetie.
1128
00:56:42,632 --> 00:56:43,667
I mean whatever it takes.
1129
00:56:44,167 --> 00:56:45,145
You must think I'm freak.
1130
00:56:45,468 --> 00:56:47,141
- Most people think I'm a freak.
- Most people think I'm a freak.
1131
00:56:48,071 --> 00:56:49,573
No!
1132
00:56:49,739 --> 00:56:51,412
No, actually I don't.
1133
00:56:53,009 --> 00:56:54,784
And I think columns are magnificent.
1134
00:56:57,547 --> 00:56:58,582
Do you want to watch them with me?
1135
00:56:59,182 --> 00:57:01,788
You might have to sleep over
if you did.
1136
00:57:01,985 --> 00:57:02,963
Check!
1137
00:57:09,726 --> 00:57:10,864
Oh, okay.
1138
00:57:20,203 --> 00:57:24,151
Have my babies, have my babies
1139
00:57:25,575 --> 00:57:26,519
What?
1140
00:57:26,676 --> 00:57:28,553
Just making sure the condom
is still on.
1141
00:57:28,711 --> 00:57:29,621
Of course it is.
1142
00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:34,929
Have my babies, have my babies!
1143
00:57:35,084 --> 00:57:36,825
Move to Idaho
and have Chippy's babies.
1144
00:57:50,767 --> 00:57:51,768
Look.
1145
00:57:52,068 --> 00:57:53,138
Look now
1146
00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:55,115
Are you sleeping through this?
1147
00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:57,474
No, just resting my eyes.
1148
00:57:59,142 --> 00:58:02,954
Watch as the sun dances across
the granite at each new moment.
1149
00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:06,222
Watch.
1150
00:58:07,083 --> 00:58:09,063
Look, magic.
1151
00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:16,197
Hey! Guess what?
1152
00:58:16,559 --> 00:58:17,731
You got a dog.
1153
00:58:17,894 --> 00:58:18,838
How'd you know?
1154
00:58:18,962 --> 00:58:19,906
Women know.
1155
00:58:20,530 --> 00:58:22,510
I also know that you were
never going to get a dog.
1156
00:58:22,665 --> 00:58:25,839
You have to bend over and pick
up the poop. Remember?
1157
00:58:26,269 --> 00:58:29,773
Baby makes Markus happy
so I've changed.
1158
00:58:31,107 --> 00:58:32,916
You called a dog Baby?
1159
00:58:33,076 --> 00:58:34,714
You are such a lesbian.
1160
00:58:34,878 --> 00:58:36,880
Markus named him
but thank you Donna.
1161
00:58:37,046 --> 00:58:37,956
How's the hymen?
1162
00:58:38,114 --> 00:58:39,218
You know my hymen -
1163
00:58:39,582 --> 00:58:40,560
hanging in there.
1164
00:58:42,752 --> 00:58:43,992
Come over tonight, meet Baby.
1165
00:58:44,153 --> 00:58:45,097
Oh, I can't.
1166
00:58:45,255 --> 00:58:46,199
Dinner with Vern.
1167
00:58:46,556 --> 00:58:48,558
Pre-game before Zeus' benefit
at Vlada?
1168
00:58:48,725 --> 00:58:49,795
Oh, that's Friday night.
1169
00:58:49,959 --> 00:58:50,869
Oh shit!
1170
00:58:51,027 --> 00:58:52,267
I have plans with Vern Friday night.
1171
00:58:52,629 --> 00:58:53,767
Vern, Vern, Vern.
1172
00:58:53,897 --> 00:58:54,807
Bring Vern.
1173
00:58:54,964 --> 00:58:56,272
Uhm
1174
00:58:56,633 --> 00:58:58,635
I don't think he's gonna
want to go.
1175
00:58:59,068 --> 00:59:00,274
We're all dying to meet him.
1176
00:59:00,904 --> 00:59:03,282
The timing is just not right.
1177
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:06,712
I'm just not comfortable having him
know about my past.
1178
00:59:07,777 --> 00:59:08,915
What's wrong with your past?
1179
00:59:09,078 --> 00:59:11,080
Oh, please don't take it personal.
1180
00:59:11,314 --> 00:59:12,292
You know the truth is
1181
00:59:13,283 --> 00:59:14,956
I don't even know if Vern's my type.
1182
00:59:15,118 --> 00:59:16,290
So you'd rather be with him
1183
00:59:16,619 --> 00:59:18,155
than with us for a cause
you've always supported?
1184
00:59:18,321 --> 00:59:19,732
Don't worry, I'll stop by.
1185
00:59:20,657 --> 00:59:21,897
You act like it's such a burden.
1186
00:59:22,692 --> 00:59:25,002
I said I'll stop by,
so leave it alone.
1187
00:59:26,195 --> 00:59:29,608
Dating is stressful enough without
this extra pressure from you,
1188
00:59:29,732 --> 00:59:30,710
and texts from Luke.
1189
00:59:30,867 --> 00:59:34,110
And these super pokes from friends
on Facebook I don't even know!
1190
00:59:38,041 --> 00:59:38,985
Love,
1191
00:59:39,142 --> 00:59:40,120
Vern
1192
00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:41,311
It's tough being popular.
1193
00:59:43,112 --> 00:59:45,558
I'm gonna name my first born Daisy.
1194
00:59:47,951 --> 00:59:48,895
It's that time of the month, huh?
1195
00:59:49,052 --> 00:59:51,999
- I hate when men do that.
- Why do men always say that?
1196
00:59:55,725 --> 00:59:56,669
Wow.
1197
00:59:57,927 --> 01:00:01,101
The billionaire that got away
used to send me pink daisies.
1198
01:00:01,864 --> 01:00:05,710
Letting him get away
is the biggest regret of my life.
1199
01:00:05,935 --> 01:00:08,939
Not because we had anything
in common, we didn't.
1200
01:00:09,105 --> 01:00:11,915
But it was this game he loved
called Snooker:
1201
01:00:12,075 --> 01:00:13,019
What's that?
1202
01:00:13,810 --> 01:00:14,948
I don't really know.
1203
01:00:15,878 --> 01:00:17,152
And your point is?
1204
01:00:17,814 --> 01:00:19,020
My point is...
1205
01:00:19,182 --> 01:00:20,718
I never bothered to learn Snooker...
1206
01:00:20,883 --> 01:00:24,296
and now he's on a yacht in
the Maldives with someone who did.
1207
01:00:26,155 --> 01:00:27,293
Was the sex good?
1208
01:00:27,690 --> 01:00:28,998
Standard missionary.
1209
01:00:29,759 --> 01:00:30,999
Vern, too.
1210
01:00:31,327 --> 01:00:32,670
Really vanilla.
1211
01:00:33,096 --> 01:00:34,040
I mean just...
1212
01:00:34,197 --> 01:00:35,642
we don't have that much
in common, either:
1213
01:00:35,765 --> 01:00:36,743
Violet...
1214
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,002
this guy sends you flowers.
1215
01:00:39,302 --> 01:00:41,282
He actually likes you.
1216
01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:42,946
He does, he likes me.
1217
01:00:43,106 --> 01:00:44,881
So he's got possibility.
1218
01:00:45,708 --> 01:00:48,655
And compatibility is not possibility.
1219
01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:50,784
All you've got to do now...
1220
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:53,117
is fake interest
in what interests him.
1221
01:00:53,683 --> 01:00:56,755
And then after that he's yours
to mold any old way you want.
1222
01:00:59,722 --> 01:01:00,792
Am I right Donna?
1223
01:01:05,361 --> 01:01:06,931
What the fuck do you want?
1224
01:01:08,398 --> 01:01:09,775
You should want this.
1225
01:01:10,366 --> 01:01:11,674
He's boring.
1226
01:01:11,834 --> 01:01:14,337
Do you want to be loved,
or do you want to be entertained?
1227
01:01:14,871 --> 01:01:16,214
I want to be entertained?
1228
01:01:16,372 --> 01:01:17,817
No, no, no!!
1229
01:01:17,974 --> 01:01:19,180
What happened to my
vegan wedding?
1230
01:01:19,842 --> 01:01:20,843
Yeah, okay...
1231
01:01:21,010 --> 01:01:24,048
Yes, fine I stole
your stanky ass strap-on!
1232
01:01:26,282 --> 01:01:29,263
In a roundabout way, Donna
is supporting what I'm saying.
1233
01:01:29,419 --> 01:01:30,397
I doubt that.
1234
01:01:30,887 --> 01:01:32,764
And... what are you saying?
1235
01:01:34,357 --> 01:01:37,338
Compatibility is not possibility.
1236
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:38,961
Violet...
1237
01:01:39,262 --> 01:01:40,332
learn the Snooker.
1238
01:02:04,954 --> 01:02:05,955
You watching me?
1239
01:02:07,457 --> 01:02:08,435
Maybe...
1240
01:02:10,793 --> 01:02:12,272
How are things going
at the salon?
1241
01:02:13,029 --> 01:02:14,736
Ahh...drama.
1242
01:02:15,064 --> 01:02:16,475
Had to fire my receptionist.
1243
01:02:17,867 --> 01:02:18,845
She was a bitch.
1244
01:02:19,001 --> 01:02:19,911
Yeah.
1245
01:02:22,271 --> 01:02:23,215
Shall we...
1246
01:02:24,073 --> 01:02:26,986
call a truce to the dueling sluts?
1247
01:02:28,778 --> 01:02:29,756
Maybe.
1248
01:02:33,015 --> 01:02:34,289
You're here!!
1249
01:02:37,086 --> 01:02:38,463
Oh my god! Did you see
the silent auction?
1250
01:02:38,688 --> 01:02:39,223
No!
1251
01:02:39,388 --> 01:02:41,595
I made Markus put money
on Liza Minelli's g-string.
1252
01:02:41,824 --> 01:02:42,768
And I'm winning!
1253
01:02:45,061 --> 01:02:46,267
You guys are bombed.
1254
01:02:46,429 --> 01:02:48,204
Open bar. Hello!
1255
01:02:48,364 --> 01:02:49,365
What can we get you to drink?
1256
01:02:49,532 --> 01:02:52,069
No, nothing I can't be drunk
when I see Vern
1257
01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:54,407
Oh, sorry I missed your reading.
1258
01:02:54,904 --> 01:02:55,882
Oh, that's okay.
1259
01:02:58,040 --> 01:02:59,348
Violet turned down a free drink?
1260
01:03:01,410 --> 01:03:04,254
I know, she's... not herself.
I told you.
1261
01:03:06,949 --> 01:03:09,259
Thank you so much for all
your support and encouragement.
1262
01:03:09,552 --> 01:03:11,498
Just wait, I mention you
in my speech.
1263
01:03:11,854 --> 01:03:12,764
To think you used to let
people assume
1264
01:03:12,922 --> 01:03:14,902
you were just some dumb stripper:
1265
01:03:16,492 --> 01:03:17,903
Cha-ching!
I have found it's best not to
1266
01:03:18,060 --> 01:03:19,266
challenge people's assumptions.
1267
01:03:19,428 --> 01:03:22,204
Who said a go-go boy
can't be the hero?
1268
01:03:23,032 --> 01:03:24,102
I know...
1269
01:03:24,967 --> 01:03:27,072
Hey you gonna join us
on Thursday at Gym Bar?
1270
01:03:27,303 --> 01:03:28,509
I won't.
1271
01:03:28,838 --> 01:03:30,317
In fact tonight...
1272
01:03:31,407 --> 01:03:33,182
is sort of my cameo appearance.
1273
01:03:35,077 --> 01:03:36,055
Retirement?
1274
01:03:37,814 --> 01:03:38,815
What's that about?
1275
01:03:39,448 --> 01:03:42,122
Come on. It sounds like you're
running away from home to me.
1276
01:03:42,585 --> 01:03:44,064
I'm doing what's best for me.
1277
01:03:44,420 --> 01:03:45,797
Are you sure about this?
1278
01:03:46,989 --> 01:03:48,229
You wanna talk about it?
1279
01:03:48,558 --> 01:03:49,798
I'd love to...
1280
01:03:50,359 --> 01:03:51,838
but it's the pumpkin hour:
1281
01:03:52,428 --> 01:03:54,032
Congratulations.
1282
01:03:55,064 --> 01:03:56,008
6:30?
1283
01:03:56,165 --> 01:03:57,303
You can't leave.
1284
01:03:57,433 --> 01:03:58,411
You're gonna miss my speech.
1285
01:03:59,869 --> 01:04:01,143
No, you can't leave.
1286
01:04:01,437 --> 01:04:03,383
Come on... stay and then...
1287
01:04:03,539 --> 01:04:05,541
Afterwards you can
come back to my place...
1288
01:04:05,908 --> 01:04:08,354
we'll bake cookies, watch Beaches.
1289
01:04:08,911 --> 01:04:09,821
I have Kylie Karaoke.
1290
01:04:09,979 --> 01:04:11,856
I love Kylie Karaoke!
1291
01:04:12,014 --> 01:04:13,118
Well, then say yes.
1292
01:04:14,550 --> 01:04:15,585
I'm terrified of rejection.
1293
01:04:15,918 --> 01:04:17,488
Oh, you have never been rejected!
1294
01:04:17,987 --> 01:04:19,091
In your life.
1295
01:04:22,491 --> 01:04:23,469
You have no idea.
1296
01:04:26,162 --> 01:04:28,870
And Zeus said you're working
on an anti-violence benefit next.
1297
01:04:29,031 --> 01:04:31,170
And one for the Trevor Project
after that.
1298
01:04:31,634 --> 01:04:33,136
I'm impressed.
1299
01:04:33,336 --> 01:04:34,280
Thanks.
1300
01:04:34,437 --> 01:04:35,939
Yeah, Zeus is really insistent
we reach out to
1301
01:04:36,105 --> 01:04:37,049
straight people too, which is...
1302
01:04:37,173 --> 01:04:39,414
kind of intimidating
since I don't know any.
1303
01:04:40,543 --> 01:04:42,318
Except for Violet, but yeah...
1304
01:04:42,511 --> 01:04:43,489
always Violet.
1305
01:04:44,347 --> 01:04:45,883
This sounds like a great opportunity.
1306
01:04:46,549 --> 01:04:48,654
Who knows there might be
hope for you yet.
1307
01:04:49,418 --> 01:04:50,761
What do you mean hope for me?
1308
01:04:51,487 --> 01:04:54,491
Just hope... you break out
of your limited gay world.
1309
01:04:55,191 --> 01:04:57,296
Oh, that's rich coming
from a hairdresser:
1310
01:04:58,361 --> 01:04:59,339
Hair-stylist.
1311
01:04:59,562 --> 01:05:01,235
Whatever:
Still not much hope for you.
1312
01:05:01,397 --> 01:05:02,467
Can you please stop with the games?
1313
01:05:02,632 --> 01:05:03,770
You started the games.
1314
01:05:03,933 --> 01:05:04,638
Well, I'm through.
1315
01:05:05,001 --> 01:05:07,106
You want to keep playing,
play with someone else.
1316
01:05:07,270 --> 01:05:08,180
I often do.
1317
01:05:09,238 --> 01:05:13,209
Max, I just want you to know
that you are this close to having me.
1318
01:05:13,376 --> 01:05:15,617
Luke, I'm really sorry
but I can't talk now.
1319
01:05:16,445 --> 01:05:18,982
He is on the clock.
1320
01:05:21,350 --> 01:05:22,556
Oh, for Heaven sake!
1321
01:05:23,619 --> 01:05:24,597
Zeus
1322
01:05:24,954 --> 01:05:25,898
kiss me.
1323
01:05:26,022 --> 01:05:27,296
Luke, I am flattered.
1324
01:05:27,456 --> 01:05:28,332
Don't be.
1325
01:05:28,491 --> 01:05:29,663
Just take me home and ravage me.
1326
01:05:30,393 --> 01:05:31,895
Ah Zeus, I've got issues.
1327
01:05:33,162 --> 01:05:34,163
Yes, you do.
1328
01:05:34,530 --> 01:05:35,668
You got issues too.
1329
01:05:35,998 --> 01:05:37,306
Are we gonna be alone forever?
1330
01:05:37,466 --> 01:05:40,140
It depends on your definition
of alone, doesn't it?
1331
01:05:41,203 --> 01:05:42,546
How long have you been
in the city now?
1332
01:05:43,039 --> 01:05:44,017
About 4 yea rs.
1333
01:05:44,173 --> 01:05:46,346
4 years and I have never once
seen you with a boyfriend.
1334
01:05:46,709 --> 01:05:47,653
Nope.
1335
01:05:48,010 --> 01:05:49,455
You never come
to my sex parties either:
1336
01:05:50,379 --> 01:05:51,380
You know I have poz events.
1337
01:05:51,614 --> 01:05:53,025
They're not my thing.
1338
01:05:54,016 --> 01:05:56,121
So what gets you going, big boy?
1339
01:05:56,285 --> 01:05:58,060
It's way off your radar:
1340
01:05:59,355 --> 01:06:01,631
I wonder if you'd even treat me
the same if you knew.
1341
01:06:03,192 --> 01:06:04,170
Two boys, one plunger:
1342
01:06:04,293 --> 01:06:05,931
Ewww, no.
1343
01:06:07,163 --> 01:06:08,107
Bartender; can I get a drink?
1344
01:06:08,264 --> 01:06:09,208
One second.
1345
01:06:09,332 --> 01:06:10,504
What happened to Violet?
1346
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,104
She just bolted out of here.
1347
01:06:12,535 --> 01:06:13,605
What's going on with your BFF?
1348
01:06:14,670 --> 01:06:16,149
My BFF is MIA.
1349
01:06:17,106 --> 01:06:18,107
She is umm...
1350
01:06:19,275 --> 01:06:20,515
She's dating somebody.
1351
01:06:21,143 --> 01:06:22,121
What?
1352
01:06:22,244 --> 01:06:23,279
Wh...who?
1353
01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:25,254
Who's she dating?
1354
01:06:29,285 --> 01:06:30,229
Unicorn?
1355
01:06:31,287 --> 01:06:33,597
The mythical Unicorn!
1356
01:06:33,756 --> 01:06:34,700
Shhhh!
1357
01:06:35,057 --> 01:06:36,365
I'm not ready to come out yet.
1358
01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:37,971
Oh!
1359
01:06:38,194 --> 01:06:40,231
Oh you are fascinating.
1360
01:06:43,099 --> 01:06:45,739
Well so what? I mean
my roommate is gay.
1361
01:06:46,769 --> 01:06:47,713
Does he have HIV?
1362
01:06:48,070 --> 01:06:49,048
No.
1363
01:06:49,205 --> 01:06:50,309
But what if he did?
1364
01:06:50,573 --> 01:06:52,575
Well then I'd be concerned
for your health and safety.
1365
01:06:52,875 --> 01:06:56,220
See, this is why we need
to make HIV stigma-free.
1366
01:06:57,313 --> 01:07:00,192
Why shouldn't HIV have a stigma?
1367
01:07:00,349 --> 01:07:01,259
I mean it is preventable.
1368
01:07:01,417 --> 01:07:03,419
What about 70's high-rises
and pre-fabricated homes,
1369
01:07:03,619 --> 01:07:05,189
they have a stigma, right?
1370
01:07:06,122 --> 01:07:07,601
Okay, but we're talking about people.
1371
01:07:07,723 --> 01:07:09,361
People, not buildings.
1372
01:07:09,525 --> 01:07:10,469
What is wrong with you?
1373
01:07:10,593 --> 01:07:11,503
You're absolutely right.
1374
01:07:11,660 --> 01:07:13,230
I'm sorry, I'm just frustrated.
1375
01:07:13,396 --> 01:07:15,376
I've been after these Biedermeier
chairs on e-bay all day.
1376
01:07:15,531 --> 01:07:16,441
Oh, well...
1377
01:07:16,599 --> 01:07:18,340
If you're outbid, there'll be others.
1378
01:07:18,501 --> 01:07:19,536
You're a patient man.
1379
01:07:19,702 --> 01:07:22,342
It's not everyday you find matching
Beidermeier chairs on e-bay.
1380
01:07:22,505 --> 01:07:24,041
Where would they fit in
your apartment?
1381
01:07:24,206 --> 01:07:26,413
I'm shipping them back
to my folks with all the rest.
1382
01:07:27,543 --> 01:07:28,487
Oh, you're moving back?
1383
01:07:29,345 --> 01:07:30,289
Eventually.
1384
01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:34,391
Idaho's not really
column country, I'm afraid.
1385
01:07:35,518 --> 01:07:38,556
Bonneville is one of the fastest
growing counties in the country.
1386
01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:41,258
So there is plenty of work, and
I'll be renovating the homestead.
1387
01:07:41,690 --> 01:07:42,668
You'd love my folks.
1388
01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:46,037
Would you ever consider moving back?
1389
01:07:47,329 --> 01:07:49,309
I kinda moved away on purpose.
1390
01:07:49,732 --> 01:07:50,733
Me, too.
1391
01:07:51,367 --> 01:07:52,345
But I look around at my friends
1392
01:07:52,501 --> 01:07:53,605
and co-workers and...
1393
01:07:54,770 --> 01:07:56,215
they don't mean much.
1394
01:07:57,573 --> 01:07:59,177
I think what really matters is...
1395
01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:01,788
who matters.
1396
01:08:05,381 --> 01:08:06,359
Vern,
1397
01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:08,494
teach me about the Snooker
1398
01:08:08,651 --> 01:08:09,595
I mean the Beidermeier.
1399
01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:12,157
Why do you love it so?
1400
01:08:12,321 --> 01:08:14,460
Beidermeier is an
unpretentious classic.
1401
01:08:16,425 --> 01:08:17,460
Devoid of...
1402
01:08:18,594 --> 01:08:19,834
unnecessary embellishment.
1403
01:08:22,198 --> 01:08:24,075
You can keep taking things off,
you know.
1404
01:08:34,443 --> 01:08:37,481
Not to change the subject,
but have you had cheese today?
1405
01:08:39,281 --> 01:08:40,316
I don't think so.
1406
01:08:40,649 --> 01:08:44,153
I took this tantric class
on the sacred spot massage.
1407
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:45,424
Would you let me...
1408
01:08:45,821 --> 01:08:47,823
help you release
some of that e-bay tension?
1409
01:08:49,425 --> 01:08:52,565
Babe, you could show Le Corbusier
the golden ratio in a Frank Gehry.
1410
01:08:55,798 --> 01:08:57,835
Now, just relax and trust me.
1411
01:09:01,437 --> 01:09:02,415
Ooops, sorry!
1412
01:09:02,571 --> 01:09:03,481
My bad.
1413
01:09:11,313 --> 01:09:12,291
Who's that?
1414
01:09:12,414 --> 01:09:13,358
Oh never mind, just relax.
1415
01:09:13,616 --> 01:09:14,754
I got 8 inches for you.
1416
01:09:18,354 --> 01:09:19,458
You want my 8 inches?
1417
01:09:20,789 --> 01:09:21,767
What, you gonna fuck me twice?
1418
01:09:24,493 --> 01:09:27,406
Most men hold their tension
in the pelvic floor
1419
01:09:27,563 --> 01:09:29,565
which is why the sacred spot
massage is so important.
1420
01:09:29,932 --> 01:09:31,912
I mean it really makes you
more peaceful.
1421
01:09:32,668 --> 01:09:35,444
That's why you don't see the gays
marching off to war.
1422
01:09:37,606 --> 01:09:38,550
Who's that?
1423
01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:40,483
Shhhh.
1424
01:09:40,643 --> 01:09:42,645
Okay, here we go.
1425
01:09:49,752 --> 01:09:51,493
That's so wild.
1426
01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:54,600
It's good, ha?
1427
01:09:59,895 --> 01:10:01,465
Chippy likes it wild.
1428
01:10:03,299 --> 01:10:04,869
Wild is good.
1429
01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:11,242
Hey, I can see you're busy,
but can I borrow a condom.
1430
01:10:21,917 --> 01:10:23,521
Take this blindfold off.
1431
01:10:26,522 --> 01:10:27,933
Violet, you can't live like this.
1432
01:10:28,290 --> 01:10:29,428
I got to get you out of here now.
1433
01:10:29,992 --> 01:10:30,970
Come on you can stay with me.
1434
01:10:31,293 --> 01:10:32,203
Okay, I'll pack.
1435
01:10:32,361 --> 01:10:33,567
Let's just go.
1436
01:10:33,729 --> 01:10:34,639
Now.
1437
01:10:34,797 --> 01:10:35,741
OkaY
1438
01:10:35,898 --> 01:10:36,808
Help?
1439
01:10:36,999 --> 01:10:37,977
Oh!
1440
01:11:00,256 --> 01:11:01,633
Ashley adopted in Namibia.
1441
01:11:02,591 --> 01:11:03,592
How was that experience?
1442
01:11:03,759 --> 01:11:05,432
Better than giving birth,
1443
01:11:05,728 --> 01:11:09,232
Actually I'm not so sure,
Africa can be notoriously difficult.
1444
01:11:09,798 --> 01:11:11,402
Joey, play nice!
1445
01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:17,683
So what are you writing
these days?
1446
01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:19,976
No more fiction, no.
1447
01:11:20,342 --> 01:11:22,253
Now I write daily blogs
about my children.
1448
01:11:23,946 --> 01:11:24,890
Children?
1449
01:11:25,047 --> 01:11:27,288
Number two is on the way.
1450
01:11:27,549 --> 01:11:29,756
Darling, today blogs begin
at conception.
1451
01:11:32,488 --> 01:11:33,432
Mommy I gotta go.
1452
01:11:33,589 --> 01:11:34,590
Not now.
1453
01:11:39,928 --> 01:11:41,669
Oh she's so cranky when
she's teething.
1454
01:11:41,830 --> 01:11:44,504
I had to go to the doctor to get
some Xanax just to get through it.
1455
01:11:52,608 --> 01:11:54,053
It's your other daddy!
1456
01:11:54,410 --> 01:11:55,514
He'?-
1457
01:11:56,712 --> 01:11:57,713
Hey Matt.
1458
01:11:57,913 --> 01:11:58,891
How are you doing?
1459
01:12:03,585 --> 01:12:04,689
Where is my big boy?
1460
01:12:04,853 --> 01:12:06,491
Come here!
1461
01:12:06,655 --> 01:12:08,464
Oh, you okay?
1462
01:12:08,924 --> 01:12:09,868
We're fine.
1463
01:12:10,025 --> 01:12:10,969
I'm Markus.
1464
01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:12,863
Oh Markus, I'm Jenny.
1465
01:12:12,995 --> 01:12:15,771
This is Riley's boyfriend,
I mean partner:
1466
01:12:15,898 --> 01:12:17,036
I never know what to say.
1467
01:12:17,399 --> 01:12:18,571
We never know either.
1468
01:12:18,734 --> 01:12:19,906
Husband, actually.
1469
01:12:20,736 --> 01:12:21,874
Markus is my husband.
1470
01:12:23,038 --> 01:12:26,315
Husband, husband, husband
1471
01:12:34,950 --> 01:12:38,022
I want these personally
delivered to 77 7th Avenue
1472
01:12:41,724 --> 01:12:42,998
My boyfriend bought it for me.
1473
01:12:45,127 --> 01:12:46,606
No.
1474
01:12:46,762 --> 01:12:47,740
What?
1475
01:12:49,531 --> 01:12:50,805
What's so goddamned funny?
1476
01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:52,943
Well, I'm not laughing with you.
1477
01:12:55,904 --> 01:12:58,407
What have you manifested?
1478
01:12:58,907 --> 01:12:59,977
He's in your office.
1479
01:13:05,681 --> 01:13:06,625
Donna!
1480
01:13:06,782 --> 01:13:07,760
Boss?
1481
01:13:08,150 --> 01:13:10,994
I finally found the inspiration
for my fall line:
1482
01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:12,923
Bedouin tents.
1483
01:13:13,489 --> 01:13:14,467
Yeah?
1484
01:13:14,623 --> 01:13:16,569
I understand they're
mildew-resistant.
1485
01:13:19,695 --> 01:13:20,833
Is it that hideous?
1486
01:13:21,130 --> 01:13:23,076
It's just... not you, is all.
1487
01:13:24,666 --> 01:13:25,610
Well,
1488
01:13:25,868 --> 01:13:27,074
Vern likes me this way
1489
01:13:27,469 --> 01:13:29,107
I'm gonna pretend like
I didn't hear that.
1490
01:13:30,439 --> 01:13:31,543
I know what you're thinking.
1491
01:13:32,107 --> 01:13:33,381
Yeah, probably.
1492
01:13:33,675 --> 01:13:36,656
What if I wanna get married
and move far, far away?
1493
01:13:37,579 --> 01:13:38,557
What?
1494
01:13:38,714 --> 01:13:39,749
Audrey did it.
1495
01:13:39,915 --> 01:13:42,452
And I can only assume
she's very happy.
1496
01:13:42,818 --> 01:13:43,853
You're not Audrey.
1497
01:13:44,653 --> 01:13:46,860
I turned 40 this year; Riley. 40!
1498
01:13:47,022 --> 01:13:48,626
I'm like the oldest living fag hag.
1499
01:13:48,791 --> 01:13:49,667
Vern...
1500
01:13:49,825 --> 01:13:52,465
Vern might be my last chance
to settle down.
1501
01:13:52,628 --> 01:13:54,869
Settle just about sums it up.
1502
01:13:56,064 --> 01:13:58,101
You are not a woman.
You do not know the pressures...
1503
01:13:58,467 --> 01:13:59,468
I know you!
1504
01:13:59,635 --> 01:14:00,511
So?
1505
01:14:00,669 --> 01:14:03,445
So you've never covered up.
You've never ignored your friends.
1506
01:14:03,605 --> 01:14:06,552
And you told me to kill you dead
if you ever; ever changed fora man.
1507
01:14:06,708 --> 01:14:09,951
You told me to kill you if ever;
ever you changed for a man.
1508
01:14:10,846 --> 01:14:11,916
How have 1...?
1509
01:14:13,215 --> 01:14:15,593
Sure it's just the dog
being housebroken?
1510
01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:18,193
Okay.
1511
01:14:18,554 --> 01:14:19,498
Okay?
1512
01:14:19,655 --> 01:14:20,531
Okay.
1513
01:14:20,689 --> 01:14:21,633
You wanna be an asshole?
1514
01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:23,701
I'm the asshole?
1515
01:14:23,859 --> 01:14:24,837
Get over there.
Yes, you're the asshole.
1516
01:14:24,993 --> 01:14:26,199
Oh fuck you.
1517
01:14:26,528 --> 01:14:27,438
Fuck you!
1518
01:14:27,596 --> 01:14:28,506
Yeah, roll the parachute up.
1519
01:14:28,664 --> 01:14:29,734
Should we check with Vern?
1520
01:14:29,865 --> 01:14:30,775
You know I'm wearing the dress,
1521
01:14:30,933 --> 01:14:31,911
but I also got the balls.
1522
01:14:32,067 --> 01:14:33,011
Oh that's fine with me because...
1523
01:14:33,135 --> 01:14:34,079
You wanna go check with Baby?
1524
01:14:35,504 --> 01:14:36,482
Oh, you're on my hair!
1525
01:14:45,681 --> 01:14:46,659
Oww!
No biting!
1526
01:14:46,815 --> 01:14:47,793
Ouch!
1527
01:14:50,752 --> 01:14:52,823
Oww!
You hit me.
1528
01:14:52,988 --> 01:14:54,467
Bradleigh wants the camera.
1529
01:14:59,194 --> 01:15:01,504
Okay.. that was fucking hot.
1530
01:15:10,639 --> 01:15:13,017
It'd be an honor to model
for your ad campaign, Bradleigh.
1531
01:15:13,976 --> 01:15:15,080
It's Brad-LAY
1532
01:15:15,244 --> 01:15:16,848
Oh, Brad-LAY, sorry.
1533
01:15:20,015 --> 01:15:21,892
That Marc Jacobs ad
was shot in Maine.
1534
01:15:22,050 --> 01:15:25,259
Ocean was so icy my junk
just nearly shriveled right up!
1535
01:15:27,189 --> 01:15:28,964
You're new to the city
I take it?
1536
01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:30,868
Just got in last Friday.
1537
01:15:32,027 --> 01:15:33,199
We're gonna take a quick photo.
1538
01:15:34,196 --> 01:15:35,174
Hi, I'm Violet.
1539
01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:36,874
Oh, hi I'm Cyd.
1540
01:15:37,032 --> 01:15:39,137
But call me J-Flame...
everybody does.
1541
01:15:40,836 --> 01:15:41,814
J-Flame?
1542
01:15:44,273 --> 01:15:46,913
I just realized I don't have
anything that will fit you.
1543
01:15:47,075 --> 01:15:49,646
Oh, everything fits me.
1544
01:15:49,811 --> 01:15:50,551
I'm sample size.
1545
01:15:50,712 --> 01:15:51,281
True.
1546
01:15:51,613 --> 01:15:53,183
You got a great look.
1547
01:15:53,815 --> 01:15:56,056
I could use the color
in my ad campaign...
1548
01:15:56,718 --> 01:15:59,631
or sprawled on my chinchilla rug.
1549
01:15:59,788 --> 01:16:02,826
So lamentably the truth is you're
just too swishy
1550
01:16:02,958 --> 01:16:04,096
to model for Bradleigh.
1551
01:16:05,661 --> 01:16:06,605
Swishy?
1552
01:16:06,762 --> 01:16:08,036
Swi-SHAY.
1553
01:16:08,764 --> 01:16:11,108
But modeling only has to do
with how I look.
1554
01:16:12,868 --> 01:16:14,609
Who told you that?
1555
01:16:23,845 --> 01:16:24,846
What?
1556
01:16:25,047 --> 01:16:26,924
Go do an email blast.
1557
01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:54,186
When you told me last night
you loved me...
1558
01:16:54,343 --> 01:16:55,287
Did you mean it?
1559
01:16:58,914 --> 01:17:00,154
Where the hell have you been?
1560
01:17:00,315 --> 01:17:02,591
I haven't seen you in like a week.
I have huge news.
1561
01:17:02,751 --> 01:17:03,695
What the hell are you wearing?
1562
01:17:03,952 --> 01:17:04,930
Vern took me shopping.
1563
01:17:05,087 --> 01:17:06,327
Okay. Was he the Vern?
1564
01:17:07,055 --> 01:17:09,057
Yes, but you know
after your rude interruption
1565
01:17:09,224 --> 01:17:11,135
we spent the most amazing
week together:
1566
01:17:11,293 --> 01:17:13,364
And I'm not gonna say anything else
because I don't wanna jinx it.
1567
01:17:13,729 --> 01:17:14,673
Hello naked boy in my house.
1568
01:17:14,830 --> 01:17:15,740
I'm Andre.
1569
01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:18,134
I'm going to go grab
another cup of coffee.
1570
01:17:18,266 --> 01:17:19,609
Anybody else want?
1571
01:17:20,135 --> 01:17:21,136
No, thanks.
1572
01:17:23,238 --> 01:17:24,216
He won't leave.
1573
01:17:24,940 --> 01:17:26,977
You might soon be in the market
for a new roommate.
1574
01:17:27,142 --> 01:17:28,280
What do you mean?
You're not leaving.
1575
01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:30,123
Things are moving kinda quickly.
1576
01:17:30,278 --> 01:17:31,382
I haven't even met Vern.
1577
01:17:31,713 --> 01:17:33,124
I think that's why
they are going so great.
1578
01:17:33,315 --> 01:17:36,125
I also happen to know that you're
keeping him from Markus and Riley.
1579
01:17:36,284 --> 01:17:37,388
How can you be nesting with someone
1580
01:17:37,719 --> 01:17:38,925
who doesn't even know
your best friends?
1581
01:17:39,087 --> 01:17:40,691
How could he possibly know you?
1582
01:17:42,357 --> 01:17:43,768
What's your huge news?
1583
01:17:44,026 --> 01:17:45,767
I found your fag stag.
1584
01:17:46,662 --> 01:17:47,970
Fine as fine can be...
1585
01:17:48,230 --> 01:17:49,971
and honey, he is into you.
1586
01:17:50,298 --> 01:17:51,242
I know him?
1587
01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:52,242
Yes!
1588
01:17:52,401 --> 01:17:53,311
Who?
1589
01:17:53,602 --> 01:17:54,979
When am I meeting Vern?
1590
01:17:55,137 --> 01:17:56,411
You're not.
1591
01:17:56,738 --> 01:17:58,740
Okay, are you ashamed
of your friends?
1592
01:17:58,907 --> 01:18:00,648
Or you ashamed of yourself, huh?
1593
01:18:02,144 --> 01:18:03,282
I could live here.
1594
01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:06,682
Oh boy.
1595
01:18:07,716 --> 01:18:09,423
Oh, Saturday afternoon is great.
1596
01:18:10,285 --> 01:18:11,889
Oh, I don't know.
1597
01:18:12,954 --> 01:18:13,898
What about you?
1598
01:18:20,228 --> 01:18:21,969
I'd really like to go to Central Park.
1599
01:18:23,865 --> 01:18:26,869
We could stroll through the rambles...
1600
01:18:27,035 --> 01:18:28,343
picnic at Cherry Hill...
1601
01:18:29,705 --> 01:18:30,706
gaze at the Dakota?
Mmm hmm...
1602
01:18:36,978 --> 01:18:38,252
I prefer to wait for the light.
1603
01:18:38,413 --> 01:18:39,414
There's no traffic.
1604
01:18:40,882 --> 01:18:41,826
There's no traffic!
1605
01:18:41,983 --> 01:18:43,257
It's one of the ways
I practice patience.
1606
01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:44,420
Oh, for Pete's sake.
1607
01:18:45,220 --> 01:18:46,426
What are you gonna do with me?
1608
01:18:48,290 --> 01:18:49,360
Practice patience.
1609
01:19:19,988 --> 01:19:21,331
Lot of men checking you out.
1610
01:19:26,895 --> 01:19:27,965
Oh, hi Violet!
1611
01:19:28,130 --> 01:19:29,837
Women, too.
Are you famous?
1612
01:19:33,068 --> 01:19:34,172
Look. Gargoyle!
1613
01:19:36,805 --> 01:19:38,045
What in the world
is going on here?
1614
01:19:39,975 --> 01:19:42,956
I totally forgot
that this lawn is a...
1615
01:19:43,378 --> 01:19:44,356
boy-hive.
1616
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:47,988
Vern, I am afraid that
something is about to go down
1617
01:19:48,150 --> 01:19:49,026
and I need to tell you.
1618
01:19:49,184 --> 01:19:50,492
What is it?
You can tell me anything.
1619
01:19:51,353 --> 01:19:52,331
Remember my roommate?
1620
01:19:52,954 --> 01:19:54,399
I was blindfolded at the time.
1621
01:19:55,123 --> 01:19:56,864
He's just the tip of... you know
1622
01:19:57,025 --> 01:19:58,333
all my life I've been a fruit fly.
1623
01:19:58,560 --> 01:19:59,538
What?
1624
01:19:59,895 --> 01:20:00,771
Fag hag?
Queen mother?
1625
01:20:00,929 --> 01:20:02,431
Every last man in my life is gay.
1626
01:20:02,831 --> 01:20:03,775
We'll get through this.
1627
01:20:03,932 --> 01:20:04,876
Vernon, run!
1628
01:20:05,033 --> 01:20:05,943
No, wait!
1629
01:20:06,535 --> 01:20:07,445
What is going on here?
1630
01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:08,781
This is an intervention.
1631
01:20:09,237 --> 01:20:10,181
Just give me a minute.
1632
01:20:10,338 --> 01:20:11,373
No, please.
We want him to stay.
1633
01:20:11,540 --> 01:20:12,416
Who are you people?
1634
01:20:12,574 --> 01:20:13,348
We're her friends
1635
01:20:13,508 --> 01:20:14,418
More than friends.
1636
01:20:15,377 --> 01:20:16,947
In a totally not sexual way, but...
1637
01:20:17,579 --> 01:20:19,923
This is us at our first pride,
remember that?
1638
01:20:20,415 --> 01:20:21,985
You've always been unconditional...
1639
01:20:22,350 --> 01:20:25,229
and we support you no matter
who you choose to love.
1640
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:28,296
But your heterosexuality is
hurting us in the following ways:
1641
01:20:29,991 --> 01:20:31,334
Since you met Vern,
it feels like you're
1642
01:20:31,493 --> 01:20:33,336
becoming someone who's not Violet.
1643
01:20:33,461 --> 01:20:35,099
How dare you say
I'm not good for Violet.
1644
01:20:35,263 --> 01:20:37,038
Honestly, it's not about you.
1645
01:20:37,299 --> 01:20:38,300
It's about hen
1646
01:20:46,274 --> 01:20:47,218
Vern, no.
1647
01:20:47,375 --> 01:20:48,319
Wait!
1648
01:20:48,443 --> 01:20:49,353
I haven't even read mine yet.
1649
01:20:49,511 --> 01:20:50,546
We just wanna be part of your life.
1650
01:20:52,447 --> 01:20:54,051
I knew this was a bad idea.
1651
01:21:35,523 --> 01:21:39,266
Free hugs!
1652
01:21:41,162 --> 01:21:42,140
Free hugs!
1653
01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:44,900
Free hug.
1654
01:21:59,047 --> 01:22:01,049
Oh, frisky... great...
1655
01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:15,272
What?!?
1656
01:22:17,532 --> 01:22:19,534
You know surrogates
are really hard to come by.
1657
01:22:19,701 --> 01:22:22,011
Yes, and expensive.
1658
01:22:22,203 --> 01:22:24,774
The best deal is this agency in India.
1659
01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:25,814
- Really?
- Yeah.
1660
01:22:25,974 --> 01:22:28,318
You give them 20 grand, fly down
there with the egg and the sperm
1661
01:22:28,476 --> 01:22:30,786
9 months later fly back
and pick up your newborn.
1662
01:22:31,179 --> 01:22:32,954
Can't they just Fed-Ex the baby back?
1663
01:22:34,149 --> 01:22:37,130
Well, Riley and I were thinking
about going the Polynesian route.
1664
01:22:37,619 --> 01:22:39,963
You know Peter and I are gonna
do that for our next one.
1665
01:22:40,121 --> 01:22:41,259
You two should really look into it.
1666
01:22:41,423 --> 01:22:42,697
You might get a two-for-one special.
1667
01:22:43,058 --> 01:22:44,002
Oh yeah.
1668
01:22:59,307 --> 01:23:00,251
Are you okay, sweetie?
1669
01:23:00,408 --> 01:23:01,352
Are you okay?
1670
01:23:02,177 --> 01:23:03,155
What's going on?
1671
01:23:04,512 --> 01:23:05,490
You alright?
1672
01:23:05,981 --> 01:23:06,959
Just breathe.
1673
01:23:07,082 --> 01:23:08,459
Like Lamaze breathing...
1674
01:23:13,989 --> 01:23:14,990
like that.
1675
01:23:17,258 --> 01:23:19,067
Maybe we should have
heard them out.
1676
01:23:20,095 --> 01:23:21,005
Why?
1677
01:23:21,162 --> 01:23:22,106
We have each other now.
1678
01:23:22,397 --> 01:23:24,035
My friends aren't placeholders.
1679
01:23:25,033 --> 01:23:27,172
I'm not sure I like your friends.
1680
01:23:28,203 --> 01:23:30,274
You're gonna have to give them
another shot.
1681
01:23:30,772 --> 01:23:32,979
Seems like you don't like them
much either:
1682
01:23:33,742 --> 01:23:35,517
Well, you're wrong.
I love them.
1683
01:23:36,344 --> 01:23:37,550
Remember what you said?
1684
01:23:38,179 --> 01:23:39,317
They are who matters...
1685
01:23:40,048 --> 01:23:41,049
to me.
1686
01:23:41,549 --> 01:23:42,687
Well, that's a shame
because I thought
1687
01:23:43,051 --> 01:23:44,325
I'd be the one that mattered to you.
1688
01:23:45,086 --> 01:23:46,724
Well of course you do.
1689
01:23:49,357 --> 01:23:50,734
I've got a proposal for you.
1690
01:23:53,728 --> 01:23:56,504
These are the renovations
to my homestead in Idaho.
1691
01:23:56,664 --> 01:23:58,143
Outside Idaho Falls.
1692
01:23:59,701 --> 01:24:02,181
I hired a contractor and
I wanted you to see the plans
1693
01:24:02,337 --> 01:24:03,441
to see if you approved.
1694
01:24:04,439 --> 01:24:05,417
It's a Victorian...
1695
01:24:05,573 --> 01:24:07,610
lots of acreage, fresh ail:
1696
01:24:07,776 --> 01:24:09,084
Aren't your parents still there?
1697
01:24:09,244 --> 01:24:10,314
It's 5000 square feet...
1698
01:24:10,445 --> 01:24:12,482
and my folks...
my folks would adore you.
1699
01:24:13,181 --> 01:24:15,024
Look... here's my dad.
1700
01:24:16,684 --> 01:24:19,028
I'm sure I'd love them.
1701
01:24:19,287 --> 01:24:21,460
I just don't know if this
is the life for Violet.
1702
01:24:21,589 --> 01:24:24,695
And I got plane tickets,
for the end of November:
1703
01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:26,761
You got plane tickets?
1704
01:24:27,462 --> 01:24:28,440
You didn't ask me.
1705
01:24:28,596 --> 01:24:29,267
Will you go?
1706
01:24:29,431 --> 01:24:32,139
Well, I'm going to Taiwan
with Bradleigh in November:
1707
01:24:32,300 --> 01:24:33,438
I'm sure they'll let you off work.
1708
01:24:33,601 --> 01:24:36,343
It's only couple of weeks
and if they don't...
1709
01:24:37,372 --> 01:24:38,373
I make enough for two.
1710
01:24:38,573 --> 01:24:40,553
I'd like the facade to stay original
1711
01:24:40,708 --> 01:24:43,211
you know how sentimental
I am about architecture
1712
01:24:43,344 --> 01:24:45,517
but the interior needs
to be totally gutted.
1713
01:24:46,414 --> 01:24:48,485
You have this whole thing
worked out, don't you?
1714
01:24:50,552 --> 01:24:52,122
They're just plans.
They can change.
1715
01:24:52,854 --> 01:24:54,265
What about my life here?
1716
01:24:55,623 --> 01:24:56,761
We'd start a whole new life.
1717
01:24:57,792 --> 01:25:00,136
Why in the world
would I want to do that?
1718
01:25:00,795 --> 01:25:01,796
Idaho?
1719
01:25:02,363 --> 01:25:03,364
You're kidding?
1720
01:25:03,698 --> 01:25:06,178
There's like one decent gay bar
in Idaho.
1721
01:25:06,334 --> 01:25:08,336
What are you saying Violet?
You're scaring me.
1722
01:25:08,503 --> 01:25:09,413
And it's in Pocatello!
1723
01:25:10,638 --> 01:25:12,242
I'm not a simple girl.
1724
01:25:12,607 --> 01:25:14,587
I'm a complex, subversive woman
1725
01:25:14,742 --> 01:25:17,313
and I can't pretend anymore
that I'm not.
1726
01:25:17,779 --> 01:25:20,555
Vern, I have totally
misrepresented myself.
1727
01:25:20,715 --> 01:25:23,662
Stop. What did I do?
What did I say?
1728
01:25:24,185 --> 01:25:25,163
Nothing.
1729
01:25:25,320 --> 01:25:26,697
Sweet Vern, I'm so sorry.
1730
01:25:29,491 --> 01:25:32,404
It's not you... it's me.
1731
01:25:48,576 --> 01:25:49,520
I love you.
1732
01:25:51,613 --> 01:25:52,751
What did you just say?
1733
01:25:52,914 --> 01:25:53,892
I said I love you.
1734
01:25:57,886 --> 01:25:58,830
What's my name?
1735
01:25:59,187 --> 01:26:00,257
I am so in love with you.
1736
01:26:00,421 --> 01:26:01,331
OkaY
1737
01:26:02,657 --> 01:26:03,692
I think you need to go.
1738
01:26:04,392 --> 01:26:05,370
But I love you.
1739
01:26:05,493 --> 01:26:06,437
Yeah.
1740
01:26:08,830 --> 01:26:09,808
You gotta go.
1741
01:26:56,811 --> 01:26:57,721
Hello ?
1742
01:26:57,879 --> 01:27:00,257
I'm sorry I couldn't tell you
before, but I love you.
1743
01:27:01,482 --> 01:27:02,426
Do you hear me?
1744
01:27:02,584 --> 01:27:03,562
Me tau.
1745
01:27:04,586 --> 01:27:06,327
And I know sucking
every last cock in the city
1746
01:27:06,588 --> 01:27:08,226
is not the best way to show you
1747
01:27:08,489 --> 01:27:10,127
but I am madly
in love with you Darian.
1748
01:27:10,458 --> 01:27:11,459
It's Dad.
1749
01:27:11,626 --> 01:27:12,570
What?
1750
01:27:12,727 --> 01:27:14,229
Luke, this is your father.
1751
01:27:14,829 --> 01:27:16,433
Oh my god, wrong number.
1752
01:27:20,969 --> 01:27:26,317
You have 473 new Frisky Friends.
1753
01:28:01,576 --> 01:28:02,816
I love you.
1754
01:28:12,820 --> 01:28:15,892
I feel like I'm stuck in
A Small World.
1755
01:28:17,058 --> 01:28:21,336
Hostage on a boat with all
those little Dutch kids singing.
1756
01:28:21,496 --> 01:28:22,440
Okay.
1757
01:28:23,631 --> 01:28:24,666
I hate this ride.
1758
01:28:24,832 --> 01:28:26,402
Then let's get off it for a while.
1759
01:28:26,934 --> 01:28:27,912
There are other rides, you know.
1760
01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:29,281
I know Riley...
1761
01:28:29,871 --> 01:28:30,849
I know.
1762
01:28:31,506 --> 01:28:33,747
We don't have to keep going
round and round on the same old one.
1763
01:28:34,008 --> 01:28:37,046
No, no we don't.
We can have it all
1764
01:28:39,814 --> 01:28:42,920
Now if you'd just get out
of the playpen...
1765
01:28:55,897 --> 01:28:57,570
So, what do you really think
about Vern?
1766
01:28:58,966 --> 01:29:00,343
I wouldn't kick him out of bed.
1767
01:29:01,936 --> 01:29:03,609
That's not saying a whole lot.
1768
01:29:06,908 --> 01:29:09,320
Oh my gosh,
did you hear what happened
1769
01:29:09,544 --> 01:29:11,455
last night between Riley and Markus?
1770
01:29:11,612 --> 01:29:12,522
No.
1771
01:29:12,680 --> 01:29:14,489
I got the craziest text.
1772
01:29:14,649 --> 01:29:15,855
What now?
1773
01:29:16,484 --> 01:29:19,294
We'll just wait and look at it
on the blog,
1774
01:29:19,620 --> 01:29:21,361
but you know same old, same old.
1775
01:29:23,791 --> 01:29:25,634
How long have those two
been together?
1776
01:29:26,361 --> 01:29:28,432
I don't know, like 50 years.
1777
01:29:32,400 --> 01:29:35,677
Yesterday was a disaster
on all counts.
1778
01:29:38,106 --> 01:29:40,950
Hey, do you ever just think
of just like,
1779
01:29:41,109 --> 01:29:44,113
I don't know quitting everything and
going back to school or something?
1780
01:29:44,479 --> 01:29:45,856
School?
What would we study?
1781
01:29:46,013 --> 01:29:47,651
You mean like choose a major?
1782
01:29:47,882 --> 01:29:49,293
Yeah, choose a major:
1783
01:29:52,420 --> 01:29:53,865
I'm still undecided.
1784
01:29:55,890 --> 01:29:56,891
Me too.
1785
01:29:59,827 --> 01:30:01,807
Pull out all the stops.
I want the works.
1786
01:30:02,096 --> 01:30:03,040
You got it.
1787
01:30:03,398 --> 01:30:05,002
I'm working Luke's sex party tonight
1788
01:30:05,533 --> 01:30:06,443
and this weekend
is my debutante ball
1789
01:30:06,601 --> 01:30:10,378
where I will be formally
reintroduced into gay society.
1790
01:30:10,671 --> 01:30:11,581
You're coming rig ht?
1791
01:30:11,739 --> 01:30:12,683
Absolutely.
1792
01:30:14,909 --> 01:30:15,910
How is Luke?
1793
01:30:16,177 --> 01:30:17,656
He's fine.
1794
01:30:19,747 --> 01:30:20,987
He drunk dialed his dad.
1795
01:30:21,849 --> 01:30:22,827
Sounds right.
1796
01:30:23,117 --> 01:30:24,755
He meant to drunk dial you.
1797
01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:29,158
If only he wasn't so stubborn,
so sarcastic.
1798
01:30:29,524 --> 01:30:30,798
Luke has his problems.
1799
01:30:32,093 --> 01:30:33,401
He's so infuriating.
1800
01:30:35,062 --> 01:30:36,040
And yet...
1801
01:30:37,832 --> 01:30:39,436
he's the only person
I want to wake up with.
1802
01:30:40,435 --> 01:30:43,416
I do not understand why two people
who have so much in common
1803
01:30:43,571 --> 01:30:45,710
just wanna pick each other
apart all the time.
1804
01:30:46,574 --> 01:30:48,576
You're gonna end up
two bitter old queens
1805
01:30:48,743 --> 01:30:50,017
and lord knows
we have enough of those.
1806
01:30:52,146 --> 01:30:53,887
Does this necklace
make me look fat?
1807
01:30:55,049 --> 01:30:56,187
Oh, come on.
I've missed you.
1808
01:30:56,551 --> 01:30:57,791
I missed you too.
1809
01:30:57,919 --> 01:30:59,057
Does it make me look fat though?
1810
01:30:59,520 --> 01:31:00,055
- No.
- Okay, good.
1811
01:31:02,590 --> 01:31:03,796
I need to see your penis.
1812
01:31:04,459 --> 01:31:05,494
I love this job.
1813
01:31:07,094 --> 01:31:09,165
Uncut.
Like a little calamari.
1814
01:31:11,232 --> 01:31:12,438
Thanks.
1815
01:31:13,534 --> 01:31:14,569
Penis please.
1816
01:31:17,505 --> 01:31:18,449
Grower?
1817
01:31:18,606 --> 01:31:19,550
Bottom.
1818
01:31:21,542 --> 01:31:23,453
Hey sweetie.
Thanks
1819
01:31:24,579 --> 01:31:25,580
Hey babe.
1820
01:31:26,581 --> 01:31:27,525
Go on in.
1821
01:31:27,682 --> 01:31:28,786
Don't you need to see my dick?
1822
01:31:29,584 --> 01:31:31,564
I'm pretty sure
you're not the police.
1823
01:31:32,086 --> 01:31:33,121
Don't you want to?
1824
01:31:34,222 --> 01:31:35,462
Go in.
1825
01:31:37,191 --> 01:31:38,636
She's not getting it bro.
1826
01:31:38,960 --> 01:31:41,236
Violet, I told him you'd be here.
1827
01:31:42,997 --> 01:31:44,806
I'm setting you up.
Hello!?
1828
01:31:44,966 --> 01:31:45,910
Fag stag.
1829
01:31:47,635 --> 01:31:49,979
But you... sexy dance for men.
1830
01:31:53,574 --> 01:31:56,714
You love Bette Midler,
your favorite movie is Beaches.
1831
01:32:00,214 --> 01:32:02,091
Oh my god...
1832
01:32:04,252 --> 01:32:06,027
You're making me blush.
1833
01:32:06,621 --> 01:32:08,100
I don't think I've blushed before.
1834
01:32:09,023 --> 01:32:10,024
Alright you guys.
1835
01:32:10,525 --> 01:32:13,665
Take it into the back,
I will take over from here.
1836
01:32:21,102 --> 01:32:22,080
Hey there.
1837
01:32:22,236 --> 01:32:24,273
40 dollars and your dick please.
1838
01:32:25,773 --> 01:32:26,683
What the fuck?
1839
01:32:26,841 --> 01:32:27,751
Eww
1840
01:32:27,909 --> 01:32:29,684
They got breeders back there.
1841
01:32:30,044 --> 01:32:31,717
I only threw up a little bit Luke.
1842
01:32:31,879 --> 01:32:33,916
Guys I'm just bringing
queers together:
1843
01:32:34,081 --> 01:32:35,526
Yeah, queers.
1844
01:32:35,750 --> 01:32:37,661
Split me like a wishbone!
1845
01:32:39,287 --> 01:32:40,265
Okay, that's...
1846
01:32:41,022 --> 01:32:42,558
that's pretty queen
1847
01:32:42,823 --> 01:32:43,995
That's our Violet.
1848
01:32:48,062 --> 01:32:50,099
Excuse me, do you have a minute
for the children?
1849
01:33:04,612 --> 01:33:05,613
How you doing?
1850
01:33:06,614 --> 01:33:07,957
You don't have my keys anymore but...
1851
01:33:09,650 --> 01:33:10,754
I still have yours.
1852
01:33:16,757 --> 01:33:18,862
Darian, I love you.
1853
01:33:19,594 --> 01:33:22,165
I do, I love you.
1854
01:33:22,330 --> 01:33:23,240
Luke...
1855
01:33:24,265 --> 01:33:25,243
What?
1856
01:33:26,601 --> 01:33:28,103
It's not gonna suck itself.
1857
01:33:31,038 --> 01:33:33,211
Maybe this time around we
shouldn't begin with a blow job.
1858
01:33:53,928 --> 01:33:54,929
Hey there.
1859
01:33:56,230 --> 01:33:58,676
I knew you were coming.
1860
01:34:00,968 --> 01:34:03,642
Actually, I'm here to see Violet.
1861
01:34:05,373 --> 01:34:06,716
These aren't for me?
1862
01:34:07,008 --> 01:34:07,986
No.
1863
01:34:12,747 --> 01:34:15,921
Violet, you have a visitor:
1864
01:34:17,818 --> 01:34:21,356
Sorry for the mix up.
You understand.
1865
01:34:26,127 --> 01:34:27,367
Hey, how you doing sweetie?
1866
01:34:27,561 --> 01:34:28,505
Good!
1867
01:34:29,230 --> 01:34:30,174
These are for you.
1868
01:34:30,331 --> 01:34:31,241
Thank you very much.
1869
01:34:31,399 --> 01:34:35,108
I thought I'd pop in and
surprise invite you to lunch.
1870
01:34:35,670 --> 01:34:37,240
I'm going to lunch
with Riley and Markus.
1871
01:34:37,471 --> 01:34:38,506
Couples counseling.
1872
01:34:38,706 --> 01:34:39,684
Oh, okay.
1873
01:34:40,341 --> 01:34:41,684
Wanna have dinner?
1874
01:34:41,942 --> 01:34:43,353
Sure, great.
1875
01:34:43,978 --> 01:34:46,891
Maybe we can all get together
and do something after?
1876
01:34:47,181 --> 01:34:49,855
Yes, and you'll be
at my deb. ball, yeah?
1877
01:34:50,151 --> 01:34:51,221
With bells on.
1878
01:34:52,053 --> 01:34:53,726
Just bells, right?
1879
01:34:54,321 --> 01:34:55,299
Right.
1880
01:34:57,725 --> 01:35:01,298
Okay well... give the boys
a hug from me.
1881
01:35:01,462 --> 01:35:02,668
I will, I'll call you later.
1882
01:35:02,930 --> 01:35:04,204
Yeah.
Please do.
1883
01:35:05,766 --> 01:35:07,040
I'll go to lunch with him.
1884
01:35:08,769 --> 01:35:09,713
You don't eat.
1885
01:35:09,870 --> 01:35:10,848
I could learn.
1886
01:35:12,073 --> 01:35:13,211
Where did you find him?
1887
01:35:13,841 --> 01:35:14,819
Gay sex club.
1888
01:35:15,810 --> 01:35:16,948
Don't be ridiculous.
1889
01:35:20,247 --> 01:35:21,351
How is that possible?
1890
01:35:22,717 --> 01:35:23,457
Well...
1891
01:35:24,351 --> 01:35:25,989
I'd tell you, but Salome...
1892
01:35:26,153 --> 01:35:28,326
I just don't think you're coachable.
1893
01:35:37,031 --> 01:35:38,305
Come on, I gotta piss.
1894
01:35:38,466 --> 01:35:40,844
Guys!
How is it going?
1895
01:35:41,302 --> 01:35:42,280
Good.
1896
01:35:42,436 --> 01:35:43,915
They're in love
and I'm here with my baby.
1897
01:35:44,038 --> 01:35:44,948
Waaa!
1898
01:35:45,106 --> 01:35:46,710
A very colicky baby.
1899
01:35:48,042 --> 01:35:49,885
Still sleeping in the playpen?
1900
01:35:50,311 --> 01:35:52,154
My life is an open blog.
1901
01:35:54,215 --> 01:35:56,752
I'm sorry, he just needed
a little fluff.
1902
01:35:59,954 --> 01:36:01,092
Thank you for the poppers.
1903
01:36:03,791 --> 01:36:04,735
Hey, hey...debutante!
1904
01:36:04,892 --> 01:36:05,836
It's been ages.
1905
01:36:05,993 --> 01:36:08,269
It has. I'm thrilled to be back.
1906
01:36:11,098 --> 01:36:13,237
Ah! I can't believe he wants me.
1907
01:36:13,467 --> 01:36:16,038
Violet, modesty
has never suited you.
1908
01:36:16,203 --> 01:36:17,375
That's true and I love it.
1909
01:36:17,538 --> 01:36:20,178
I love that you guys are finally
slobbering over my man.
1910
01:36:20,341 --> 01:36:22,514
I've already installed a nanny-cam
in your bedroom.
1911
01:36:23,811 --> 01:36:25,051
It's the best sex I've ever had.
1912
01:36:25,212 --> 01:36:29,354
Oh my goodness. And it's not
just the sex, we have this spark.
1913
01:36:29,950 --> 01:36:31,361
Well, it's not just the sex.
1914
01:36:32,419 --> 01:36:34,194
Darian, what have you done
with Luke?
1915
01:36:34,355 --> 01:36:35,425
I don't know.
1916
01:36:35,523 --> 01:36:37,093
But he's trying to steamroll me
into monogamy.
1917
01:36:37,258 --> 01:36:38,236
No I am not!
1918
01:36:38,392 --> 01:36:40,235
So Violet how does it feel
to be back?
1919
01:36:40,895 --> 01:36:41,805
Feels so good to be home.
1920
01:36:41,962 --> 01:36:44,340
And if and when you two
get your bundle of joy
1921
01:36:44,498 --> 01:36:46,273
you better make me
the fairy godmother:
1922
01:36:46,867 --> 01:36:48,505
Honey, you already are.
1923
01:36:50,204 --> 01:36:51,376
Get the fuck out of my way.
1924
01:36:52,173 --> 01:36:53,846
Donna, what are you doing here?
1925
01:36:54,108 --> 01:36:55,018
Slumming.
1926
01:36:55,176 --> 01:36:56,280
Hey, its Next Magazine.
1927
01:36:56,811 --> 01:36:57,915
My Deb ball!
1928
01:36:58,946 --> 01:37:00,482
Zeus, get over here.
1929
01:37:04,318 --> 01:37:06,127
Paparazzi, no photos.
1930
01:37:09,857 --> 01:37:12,269
I beseech you, no photos!131411
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