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Hey, honey, which one?
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The blue.
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But say I'm in Southeast Asia
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negotiating for top-of-the-line
sewing equipment.
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The blue.
Okay, but what if I'm...?
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The blue.
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You know what?
I'll bring both.
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You can't wear black when
you're making deals in Malaysia.
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They consider it unlucky.
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Good to know.
I was wearing
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a little black number
the night I lost
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20,000 ringgits playing pai gow.
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You can't gamble
in Kuala Lumpur.
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Oh, honey, you can gamble anywhere.
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Just follow the Chinese people.
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Did you travel to Malaysia
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a lot when you ran MaxDot?
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Max and I went to Malaysia,
Korea, the Philippines...
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Really, anywhere
they eat with sticks.
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I'd watch Douglas
and Christina for a week,
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and they'd travel the world.
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Yeah, but we always
brought you back a T-shirt.
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Yeah, that made up for it.
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The '80s were my time.
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There was J.R. Ewing...
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and Dottie Wheeler.
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I would have loved
to see you back then.
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I was what the youngsters
would call a bad bitch.
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Now...
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you can see me travel
all the way to my room.
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Bring me back a shirt.
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You should take
her with you.
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Why do you want to hurt me?
I'm nice to you.
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She has recovered enough
from her stroke.
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She would enjoy it.
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But I'd be miserable.
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But she would enjoy it.
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Yeah, repeating it doesn't
make me want to do it more.
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I see this every day at work.
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People think
they have enough time,
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then something happens
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and they don't get the chance
to say goodbye.
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Thank God for FaceTime, huh?
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(groans)
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Mom! You want to go
to Malaysia with me?
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No, thank you. Hmm.
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Go and convince her.
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Ah, come on.
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("Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing)
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Ah, e kaale, Mummy. Kaale.
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What is all this?
I was hoping
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we could spend
some time together,
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just the two of us.
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I see.
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Why?
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You are my mother.
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Tell me what you have done,
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and I will decide if I want
to remain your mother.
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Could you please just sit?
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I have KitKat Chunkies.
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You are bribing me
with confectionary.
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Auntie Olu and I would have
girls' nights like this
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when I first moved
to America.
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I was worried about you,
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but I was glad you at least had
a second-rate version of me.
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We would drink wine
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and put on
Big Brother Nigeria.
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So, you would get drunk
and watch terrible television?
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The show did not matter.
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It was about the laughter
and wonderful conversation.
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That sounds nice.
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Yes.
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(clinking)
Cheers.
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Mmm.
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So...
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What is new with you?
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Bob is in Malaysia
on business.
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I know that. Ah.
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Work has been very busy.
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I know that. Ah.
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How are things
in your life?
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None of your business.
Of course.
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(speaks Mandarin)
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There's no smoking.
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Aw! What's the third
world coming to?
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I think most of the
manufacturing machines are
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in the grand ballroom.
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Oh...
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Busi's got a prototype here.
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Clear your schedule.
We found our white whale.
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Eh, sorry I'm gonna
have to miss that,
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I'll be too busy networking.
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You mean you'll be
at the bar.
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That's what I just said.
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Bob?
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Wati, hey!
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I thought it was you.
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I recognized your flat head.
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And hubba hubba.
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Who is this young lady?
(chuckles)
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Wati, the last time I saw you,
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we were both in the back seat
of a squad car.
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I told you not to give tequila
to that policeman's horse.
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(all laughing)
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Do not tell me
you are staying here. Well...
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this is where we keep our bags,
but you know me.
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A disco nap,
and then I hit the streets.
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You must stay with me.
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Oh, me and my flat head
wouldn't want to impose.
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My wife would
not forgive me.
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I insist.
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We'd love to.
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Great, I will
see you at home.
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Can't wait.
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Oh, you can't smoke
here anymore.
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What the hell, Mom?
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What?
We can't stay with Wati.
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Why not?
He's an old friend.
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He's also the guy
we're gonna screw over
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when we pull our business
in six months.
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Ah...
I forgot about that.
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Yeah, that is a pickle.
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I knew I should've
come alone.
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Then this is on you.
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We are going now. Have fun.
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I would love to,
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but I have
a whole list of things
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to take care of around here.
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I know you are going to
drink soda and watch YouTube.
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That is on the list.
(knock at door)
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E karo, Auntie. Ah.
(chuckles)
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Morenike.
E karo.
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UNCLE TUNDE:
Hello.
Uncle.
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Is now a bad time?
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Oh, Morenike and I were
just going out.
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Oh.
To brunch.
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Oh.
You and I used to do that.
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Yes, we did.
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And now you have been replaced.
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No one has been replaced.
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Come by tomorrow.
We will do something then.
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Auntie, tomorrow
we have reservations
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for the escape room.
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Oh, yes.
Well, I will call you.
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Or I could join you.
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You do not want me to.
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Of course we do.
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Well, then...
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I will come.
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Okay.
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You will come.
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I am feeling awkward,
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and I am not even
in this conversation.
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Anything for my most
loyal customer.
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You have done so much
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for our family.
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I brought a friend of yours
with me from the States.
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Hello, Jack,
it has been too long.
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You did not have
to bring anything.
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Your ongoing business
is the greatest gift.
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Okay, enough shoptalk.
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Jin, this nasi lemak
is incredible.
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I'm glad you like it.
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MaxDot is the way
we keep food on our table.
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Uh-huh.
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You mind if I crack open
your buddy there?
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So, um, how are the kids?
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Where's little Selly?
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All grown up.
She just went off to college.
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University of Wisconsin.
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Oh, that's great.
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I'm paying $40,000
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for her to drink
Miller Lite.
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Which we would never be able
to afford without...
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Yeah, you're welcome!
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(dance music playing)
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I'm going to get
a peach Bellini.
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Careful, Auntie.
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Remember what happened
last time.
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(both giggling)
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What happened last time?
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I drank it too fast
and I got the hiccups.
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You know, sometimes it helps
if you drink water.
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She did.
It made them even worse.
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(laughs)
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I-I had the hiccups the other
day. It was also funny.
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Oh, really?
What happened?
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Eventually they went away.
(laughing)
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(laughs politely)
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(music ends)
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What's happening?
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Just watch.
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("I Will Survive"
by Gloria Gaynor playing)
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♪ At first I was afraid ♪
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♪ I was petrified ♪
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♪ Kept thinking
I could never live ♪
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♪ Without you by my side ♪
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♪ But then I spent
so many nights... ♪
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Um, what kind of
restaurant is this?
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Oh, perhaps we should
have warned you.
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♪ And so you're back ♪
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Oh.
(patrons clapping rhythmically)
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Oh.
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♪ Did you think I'd crumble? ♪
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♪ Did you think
I'd lay down and die? ♪
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Oh...
♪ Oh, no, not I ♪
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♪ I will survive ♪
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♪ Oh, as long as I know
how to love ♪
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♪ I know I'll stay alive ♪
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♪ I've got all my life to live ♪
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♪ And I've got
all my love to give ♪
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♪ And I'll survive ♪
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♪ I will survive ♪
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♪ Hey, hey. ♪
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(song fading)
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Look, Dottie.
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This was when we got
our ears pierced together.
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Oh, I think she's out.
219
00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:04,772
But you look great.
I like the dangly yin-yang.
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00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,809
You are a good son
for bringing her.
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Yeah, she's almost pleasant
when she's sleeping.
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(chuckles)
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When she put you in charge
of MaxDot, I had my doubts.
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I remember.
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"Your son's a dumbass"
is the first phrase
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I learned in Mandarin.
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I have to start thinking of who
I want to leave my company to.
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00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,596
You thinking
of calling it quits?
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I'm losing my fire.
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I used to love socks.
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Now I just really
like them.
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Well, then there's something
we should talk about.
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MaxDot's gonna be
making some changes.
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What kind of changes?
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Well, as you know,
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a lot of American companies
make their products overseas.
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I thank God every day
for such laziness.
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We're not gonna be one
of those companies anymore.
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What?
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We're setting up
our own factory.
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Look, this is good,
you just said
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you wanted to get out.
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I meant decades from now.
I'm only 80!
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Well, now you're
still young enough
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to enjoy time
with your wife.
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Vacation together.
With what money?
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Yeah, that is a pickle.
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Get out of my house!
Come on, don't be that way.
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Get out!
(exclaims)
What's going on?
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There it is.
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(disco music playing)
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My goodness,
you killed it again.
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(giggling)
Yes,
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you slayed, bitch.
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(laughing)
Auntie!
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00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,176
What?
That is how we speak.
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All of us queens.
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Once my friends met Auntie,
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they could not get
enough of her.
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And are all your
friends... like this?
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Ah. We have a virgin?
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Ring the bell.
263
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,258
Please, no bell, all right?
(bell rings)
264
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,160
Please, no pictures.
265
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:10,030
This is illegal where I'm from.
266
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,866
We are not in Nigeria.
Have fun.
267
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:16,403
Stick this into her bra,
you will feel better.
268
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,176
It is okay.
269
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,345
Are you singing today?
270
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:28,715
If I keep on drinking,
anything is possible.
271
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:29,917
(laughing)
272
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:32,485
Auntie Olu, you crack me up.
273
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,857
So, you both knew this
was going to happen?
274
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,226
Yes,
it is a drag brunch.
275
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:40,627
MORENIKE:
Many of the queens
will perform today.
276
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:43,296
There's Harlot Letter.
Peg the Stallion.
277
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,698
And there is my favorite,
278
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,300
Tuckin' Carlson.
279
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,105
Oluwa mi o.
280
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:55,008
Oh.
Olu-wa mi o.
281
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,010
That could be my drag name.
282
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:01,014
("Boss Chick" by Saweetie
playing)
You know what time it is.
283
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,716
Twerk o'clock!
284
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,618
Come on, Auntie.
285
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:07,687
If you want a free shot,
you better get up
286
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,023
and shake it!
AUNTIE OLU:
Ooh, no.
287
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,825
I could not possibly.
288
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,327
♪ That can coach me... ♪
289
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:17,230
MORENIKE (chanting):
Go, Auntie! Go, Auntie!
290
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,398
Go, Auntie!
291
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:21,334
Go, Auntie! Go, Auntie!
292
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,470
Go, Auntie! Go, Auntie!
293
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:29,009
Wati's been our friend
for 30 years,
294
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,777
and we stabbed him
in the back.
295
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:33,546
No, I wanted to
stab him in the back,
296
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,582
you stuck the knife
right in his sweet face.
297
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,750
Hey, you think
the kitchen's still open?
298
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:41,288
How can you be so cold?
299
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:42,755
It's business.
300
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,424
Our arrangement with Wati
served its purpose,
301
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:45,893
and now it's done.
302
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,028
You didn't cry when
we fired your math tutor.
303
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,363
We didn't have
a relationship with him.
304
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,832
Oh, God!
305
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,003
You wanted to bring
manufacturing back to Detroit.
306
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:59,139
Where did you think
you were bringing it from?
307
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,607
Well, it was easier
to screw him over
308
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:03,576
before I knew he had two
Pomeranians named Max and Dot.
309
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,546
You may not have
the stomach for this, Bobby.
310
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:09,016
I have been running
the company for 25 years.
311
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,051
After it was
already built.
312
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,752
The dirty work was done.
313
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,822
The eggs were cracked.
The bodies were buried.
I get it!
314
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:18,458
I'm sorry,
but I just think
315
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,327
there's a way to run
a successful company
316
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:23,130
and treat people with
honesty and respect.
317
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,664
That's nice.
318
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,866
Totally delusional
but nice.
319
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,141
I thought you couldn't get
into one of those places
320
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,275
unless you are gay.
321
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,544
Apparently,
everyone is welcome.
322
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:40,047
Oh, who'd have thought
that anyone can get lunch
323
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:42,549
in a place
that serves lunch?
324
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:46,353
Auntie seemed so... comfortable.
325
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,888
There's an easy
explanation for that.
326
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,357
(Gloria scoffs)
327
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,993
Her aunt isn't gay.
I've been to a drag show.
328
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:56,096
And there's an easy
explanation for that.
329
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,466
If anyone was
uncomfortable, it was me.
330
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,134
I must be a bad person.
331
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,804
No, baby, you were just raised
in a certain environment,
332
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,907
and it can take a long time
to put that stuff down.
KEMI: Yes.
333
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:11,444
Not everyone is as
open-minded as I am.
334
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:14,314
You were just over here
basing people's sexuality
335
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,316
on where they eat waffles.
336
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,252
But I don't
hate them for it.
337
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,421
Mind open.
338
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,290
I do not hate them either.
339
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:24,891
I know you don't, sweetie.
340
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:29,096
On a homophobia scale,
I'd put you at a... seven.
341
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:30,397
Seven?
342
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,065
Hey, I'm giving you credit.
343
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:35,802
Seven is not bad when you were
raised in a church full of tens.
344
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,137
Keep working on it,
345
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:40,107
and soon you'll be down
to a zero like me.
346
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:42,175
And your bisexual auntie.
347
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,876
(exclaims)
348
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,789
Hello, handsome.
349
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:05,098
My Mandarin's a little rusty,
but I gather you're pissed.
350
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:09,202
Bob is a selfish man
with a stupid mustache.
351
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,570
You want to keep whining,
352
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,972
or you want to kill
that bottle of Jack?
353
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,974
I can do both.
354
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:17,944
Are you still a lightweight?
355
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,112
I only brought two outfits
356
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,381
and I don't need you
puking on me.
357
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,184
If I throw up, it will
not be the alcohol--
358
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,286
it will be because
of your face.
359
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:29,289
(laughing):
Hey, jackass,
I had a stroke.
360
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,158
(laughing):
Is that over yet?
361
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,260
I missed this.
362
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,428
Me, too.
363
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:40,633
You know, our factory's
not up and running yet.
364
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,202
You can still
keep making socks
365
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,736
while you figure out
your next move.
366
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,872
I would rather
keep my pride.
367
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:48,108
I've seen you blacked out
in a jail cell.
368
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,976
What do you know
about pride?
369
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,846
The way I see it, you've only
got one way out of this.
370
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,716
I am not managing
my brother's KFC.
371
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,187
How about
you come to America
372
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:02,722
and help us run
MaxDot manufacturing?
373
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,857
Why would I do anything
to help you?
374
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:08,095
You get a gig, you get to be
close to your daughter,
375
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,930
and you can buy Jack Daniel's
at every gas station.
376
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:11,998
Is that true?
377
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,733
It's right next
to the cigarettes.
378
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,369
My God,
that sounds wonderful.
379
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:19,005
So, do we have a deal?
380
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:22,142
We have a deal.
Thank you, Dottie.
381
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,211
(clinking)
You're welcome.
382
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,446
(slurps)
383
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,682
Call me old-fashioned,
384
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,918
but I think there's a way
to succeed in business
385
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:34,554
while treating people
with honesty and respect.
386
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:37,390
That's nonsense.
387
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,159
Yeah, it is.
388
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,898
(phone ringing)
389
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,234
Hey.
390
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,502
Hey, you.
How is the trip?
391
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:50,770
Oh, it's going great.
392
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:53,540
Thank you so much
for making me bring Mom.
393
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,607
You're welcome.
394
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,443
I was being sarcastic.
395
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:59,479
I know, so was I.
396
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,847
There he is.
397
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,715
Hang on,
the curse has returned.
398
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,617
You were right, Bobby.
399
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:05,918
What are you talking about?
400
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,620
Friendship, respect,
all that crap.
401
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,357
That's why Wati's coming
to Detroit to work with us.
402
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,425
What?!
I-I have to go.
403
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,494
Me, too.
404
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,963
I need to talk
to this drag queen.
405
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:17,964
What?
406
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:19,132
Excuse me.
407
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,136
(quietly):
Twerk o'clock?
408
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:25,938
Ah, you are Morenike's cousin.
409
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,707
Yes. Abishola.
410
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,742
I have never seen you
on this bus.
411
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,978
I am a little late
for school today.
412
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,581
You are in law school?
413
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,749
You cannot tell by
these bags under my eyes?
414
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,050
Last time I saw them,
415
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,487
they were covered
(quietly): in glitter.
416
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,156
Would you like to sit?
417
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,960
Thank you. Yeah.
418
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:53,466
So, what did you think
of the performance?
419
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,836
Uh, it was very...
420
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,105
colorful.
(chuckling)
421
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,573
You are so polite.
422
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,775
I know you were uncomfortable,
423
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,477
but you stayed
the whole time.
424
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,045
I did.
425
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:10,917
Morenike is lucky to
have family like you.
426
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,652
Thank you.
427
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,990
(quietly):
I'm down to a six.
428
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:28,435
Here is the boring logo
we have been using for decades.
429
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:32,539
And here is the MaxDot logo
of the future.
430
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,743
I just see a Max with a period.
431
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,645
Max. Dot.
432
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,581
MaxDot.
433
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,816
Oh, now I get it.
434
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,853
(chuckles)
I still don't like it,
but I get it.
435
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,522
What the hell is that?
436
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:52,492
We're kicking around
ideas for a new logo.
437
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:56,563
So, you replaced my name
with a freaking blob?
438
00:19:56,663 --> 00:20:00,367
It is not a blob.
It is a dot.
439
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,869
(sighs) Thank God
we're bringing in a pro.
440
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,070
What are you talking about?
441
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,838
You didn't tell 'em yet?
442
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,574
I figured you'd want to.
443
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,143
Wati's coming in
to run the factory.
444
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:12,445
What?
What?
Excuse me?
445
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,881
Why was I not involved
in this decision?
446
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:17,116
Many of us were not involved.
447
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,986
Does this change the hierarchy?
Am I still number two?
448
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:22,289
Am I still the janitor?
449
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:25,292
You know, this would be
a wonderful discussion
450
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,859
if this was a democracy.
451
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:30,897
But you are living in
the People's Republic of Dottie.
452
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:33,300
Meeting's over.
Back to work.
453
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,235
Long live Dottie!
454
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:39,839
What happened in Malaysia?
455
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,109
I woke up a monster.
456
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:45,011
(sighs)
457
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:47,013
Am I still the janitor?
458
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,281
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459
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:49,882
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460
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:58,458
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