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Hey, Mornin', Roy!
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Same to you, asshole.
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Rudy Russo, mi amigo!
I bring you your cars.
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- They are beautiful, no?
- No! Are you using water-based paint?
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Sure, we don't get
much rain around here.
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What do you want
for 200? Metalflake?
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Listen, you don't like these cars...
here's my inventory.
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- That's a picture of 250 cars.
- 253 cars.
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The river has been very
good to me this year...
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I can't make a deal off
a picture like this.
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How about some girls?
I got all kinds!
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Short, tall, fat, uglies,
bonitas, seƱoritas, big tits...
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Later, I think I got a customer.
I'll think of something.
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Student driver shit!
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- Hey, Rudy!
- Quiet!
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- Jesus, you're not gonna...
- I'm gonna bait this guy.
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- Luke's not gonna like that.
- Luke's asleep.
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- Who's the grape?
- Right there, see him?
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He pulled up in that red Chevelle.
I'm gonna sell him my Buick.
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- Forget it. He pulled up in a red car.
- Come on, Jeff, you got your foot.
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A rabbit's foot is no
protection against a red car.
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A red car is bad luck and trouble.
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I gotta get some customers on this lot.
I gotta have some fast cash.
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Yeah? For what?
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For this.
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Christ, first a red car,
now this...
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this man, Roy I. Fuchs, doesn't lie.
This man gives you a special guarantee.
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I mean, beautiful! It's up
to you, it's your decision.
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One who hesitates is lost.
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Where are you going, pal?
Come on back here!
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Hi there! How you doing?
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This your ten dollars? I saw it
floatin' underneath the car.
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- Here you are. What's your name?
- Stanley Dewoski.
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What a coincidence! Rudy Polanski.
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- I like that watch... great shoes!
- Thanks.
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So, you want to buy this Buick, huh?
You got good taste.
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Nice to see somebody on this lot who
knows a good car when he sees one.
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- So, we write it up?
- Actually, I was just looking.
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Hey, terrific! Here you can look, browse,
taste, smell, do anything you want.
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Nobody's gonna pressure
anybody around here.
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I really think you ought
to buy this Buick.
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You ought to buy it right now.
This Buick is you.
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This is your car! Stanley Dewoski
is Buick centurion convertible.
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You're thinking, "can I afford
to buy a car like this?"
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You can't afford not to
buy a car like this.
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When you add this whole thing up,
you'll come out 10,000 dollars ahead.
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The prestige of owning a Buick centurion
can't be measured in dollars and cents.
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What the hell are you
trying to tell me, Sam?
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I've been trying to make sure that new
freeway ramp ran through my brother's lot.
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According to this, the Goddamn ramp is
coming right through the middle of my lot.
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What's with that pinhead mayor?
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He had no choice. It was the only way to
prove there was no conflict of interest.
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That mayor don't know dick!
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You're the assistant deputy district
attorney! Can't you fix it for me?
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- I'm sorry, Roy, it's too late.
- Just like that, huh?
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This country's going to the dogs!
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It used to be when you bought a politician,
that son of a bitch stayed bought.
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You're gonna love it, Stan!
Trust me!
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00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:12,961
Shit! There goes a perfectly good
bumper sticker... hey, Luke.
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00:09:13,130 --> 00:09:15,419
That's a nice pair of shoes.
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You baited him, didn't you?
Skated him from across the street.
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I had to. I can't sell a car
unless I get them on the lot.
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00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:27,055
Now, Rudy, listen to me, will ya?
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For the last time,
will you listen to me, son?
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Suppose that he's an undercover agent
for the consumer protection agency.
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We're still on probation for consumer
fraud. We gotta watch our step.
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My ravenous brother over there is just
waiting to get his grimy hands on this lot.
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I'm desperate, I gotta move some cars.
I gotta make ten grand in six weeks.
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Ten grand? Are you in
some kind of trouble?
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00:09:55,339 --> 00:09:58,340
No, no... take a look at this.
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00:10:01,387 --> 00:10:04,304
There's an opening
for state senate.
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00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:09,598
The machine's looking for a fresh face,
somebody with no axes to grind...
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00:10:09,770 --> 00:10:14,479
who wants to tell the people what they
want to hear. They're looking for me!
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00:10:14,650 --> 00:10:19,893
I talked to the party chairman last week.
Sixty grand buys me the nomination.
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00:10:20,072 --> 00:10:23,856
Sixty grand, huh?
That's all it takes nowadays?
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00:10:24,035 --> 00:10:26,323
No, that's like a down payment.
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Once I'm in, I go fifty-fifty on all
the graft I take in. Politics, Luke!
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00:10:31,375 --> 00:10:36,962
It's my chance to do something with
my life. Go places, meet people...
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maybe even meet some broad...
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still looking, huh, Rudy?
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00:10:44,138 --> 00:10:49,381
I don't want to be stuck on this
dusty lot for the rest of my life.
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00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:54,851
I wanna make something out of myself,
have people look up at me for a change.
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This is my once in a lifetime deal.
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00:10:57,610 --> 00:11:01,026
I took out a second
mortgage on my mobile home.
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00:11:01,197 --> 00:11:06,322
I cashed in my insurance policies,
sold my car and I'm still ten grand short.
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00:11:06,494 --> 00:11:09,495
Toby, get me a
phillip's screwdriver.
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00:11:09,663 --> 00:11:16,461
Listen, I got some promotional ideas
that'll flood this place with prospects.
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00:11:16,629 --> 00:11:19,167
I found two electronics whizz-kids.
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00:11:19,340 --> 00:11:24,132
They know how to jam a football
game and sneak in some commercials.
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00:11:24,303 --> 00:11:27,637
Now, we get these
strippers, big tits...
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00:11:27,807 --> 00:11:31,341
you know, I think we'll put
this baby on the line...
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00:11:31,519 --> 00:11:36,560
I can't fool with this forever.
Sixteen months is long enough.
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00:11:37,858 --> 00:11:40,978
No, Toby, I said a
phillip's screwdriver.
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00:11:41,153 --> 00:11:45,946
Luke, can I ask you something?
Why are we giving these cars away?
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00:11:46,117 --> 00:11:50,743
We're not giving them away. School
district's paying me 1200 apiece.
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00:11:50,913 --> 00:11:53,914
I can get 3950 apiece
for these cars.
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Those are the 1200 apiece cars.
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What? These?
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00:12:01,549 --> 00:12:06,009
You are the craziest, most
irresponsible operator I ever met.
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00:12:06,178 --> 00:12:11,173
And when you stand there and tell me
that you want to be a politician...
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I know you're right. All right,
I'll lend you the ten grand.
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00:12:15,855 --> 00:12:17,563
No shit, Luke?
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I wouldn't kid you about
something like that.
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00:12:21,068 --> 00:12:23,606
We'll go down to the
bank in the morning.
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00:12:23,779 --> 00:12:29,450
Only I don't want to jam any football
games and I don't want any strippers.
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Goddam, all right, Luke! I love ya!
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00:12:32,913 --> 00:12:34,823
I'm on my way!
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00:12:34,999 --> 00:12:40,788
Ask not what your country's done for you,
ask what you've just done for your country!
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00:12:40,963 --> 00:12:44,297
Are you okay?
Hey, are you all right, Luke?
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I'm just not used to all
that kind of excitement.
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Here... Jesus, I'm sorry, Luke.
Here, take a pill.
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I'll be all right. You
just promise me one thing.
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When you buy that election,
become a big-shot politician...
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promise me you'll keep my brother
from getting his hands on this lot.
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00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:12,036
They know, don't they, Sam?
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They know they're about to have the
best freeway access in the state.
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00:13:18,334 --> 00:13:22,332
Nobody knows, Roy. It won't be
announced for a few weeks yet.
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00:13:22,505 --> 00:13:28,792
I suggest you torch this museum and buy out
your brother with the insurance money.
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If I could buy him out, do you think
I would try to have him put away?
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The only way I'm going to
get that lot is to inherit it.
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- I thought he had a daughter.
- She ain't been heard of in years.
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The son of a bitch has got
a bad heart, you know.
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00:13:48,489 --> 00:13:51,158
Don't be stupid, Roy.
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- Just dreaming, Sam, just dreaming.
- Right...
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carmine!
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00:14:09,385 --> 00:14:12,339
Send in that new kid from
the demolition derby.
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00:14:12,513 --> 00:14:16,214
- Mickey?
- Yeah, mickey.
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00:14:30,448 --> 00:14:35,156
Now, let's examine that pinto, shall we?
Look at that undercoating...
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- classic chassis, pal.
- Thanks.
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00:14:38,831 --> 00:14:45,332
Shall we examine the capacious
interior of this luxury automobile?
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00:14:48,591 --> 00:14:52,838
I got this guy right where
I want him. Stay out of this...
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00:14:53,054 --> 00:14:57,265
Charlie, good to see you. I got the
papers drawn up on that Chrysler...
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00:14:57,433 --> 00:15:01,383
- it's a Chevy Nova.
- Hey, I'll be right with you.
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Clown.
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Excuse me, old man, you a salesman?
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Now that's a miracle.
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God in heaven, that's a miracle.
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00:15:35,721 --> 00:15:38,391
Excuse me, you a salesman here?
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00:15:38,557 --> 00:15:44,263
You know, I'm not one for religion, but
Jesus, Mary and Joseph that is a miracle!
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That was my daughter calling me.
Do you believe it? My own daughter.
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I just want to buy a car.
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She took off about ten years ago,
joined one of those communes.
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I ain't seen or heard from her.
Didn't know if she was living or dead.
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00:16:01,122 --> 00:16:07,124
And all of a sudden she calls,
after ten years. Now that's a miracle.
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00:16:07,294 --> 00:16:09,370
I know how you feel, old man.
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00:16:09,547 --> 00:16:14,007
I had a dog once, ran away.
Only she got hit by a truck.
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00:16:14,176 --> 00:16:20,511
What's the story on this '57 Chev here?
2400? Come on, you gotta be jacking me.
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00:16:20,683 --> 00:16:25,760
Now, son, you're looking at one of
the finest automobiles on this lot.
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00:16:25,938 --> 00:16:29,639
I rebuilt that engine
with my own two hands.
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00:16:32,236 --> 00:16:34,442
Does it run?
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Does it run? Like a dream.
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00:16:38,451 --> 00:16:44,287
Well, old man, for 2400 it'd
better run like a wet dream.
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00:16:47,585 --> 00:16:51,001
Yeah... that's a miracle.
154
00:16:54,675 --> 00:16:58,424
Well, at least it starts, old man.
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After ten years...
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00:17:01,932 --> 00:17:06,890
- you won't need that.
- I like to feel safe.
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Easy now, easy.
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00:17:10,232 --> 00:17:13,186
Sounds good, old man!
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00:17:18,908 --> 00:17:20,699
What the hell was that?
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00:17:30,044 --> 00:17:35,548
You got a real oil pressure problem here,
it's running real hot... real hot.
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00:17:40,262 --> 00:17:44,177
Pills? What do you need
those pills for, old man?
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00:17:54,610 --> 00:17:57,183
Isn't this fun, old man?
163
00:18:01,283 --> 00:18:06,907
You ever played chicken?
I love chicken... I love it.
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00:18:12,795 --> 00:18:15,464
You're a good sport,
old man. I like you.
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00:18:15,631 --> 00:18:19,878
What do you say we find out what
this baby is constructed of?
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Come on, get over there, old man.
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Oh shit!
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00:18:33,691 --> 00:18:37,024
What's the matter, old man?
You homesick?
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00:18:42,616 --> 00:18:44,905
I'll have you home in a minute.
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00:18:48,748 --> 00:18:50,123
What the hell was that?
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2400, old man? Well, I'm gonna have
to think about it. I got your card.
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- I broke my back getting you this deal.
- Fifty bucks never killed anybody.
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00:19:13,899 --> 00:19:16,602
You're not going to find another
deal like this in town.
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- Fifty bucks never killed anybody.
- A deal's a deal.
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00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:24,030
- Fifty bucks never...
- Okay, you got it, you win.
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I'll see what I can do. But I'm telling
ya, my boss sees these figures...
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when he sees these, he's
going to have a stroke.
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00:19:31,957 --> 00:19:36,501
What's he trying to pull?
Fifty bucks never killed anybody.
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00:19:42,468 --> 00:19:47,842
Okay, it's a deal, it's a deal!
I'll sign! I'll sign!
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00:19:50,017 --> 00:19:52,935
I'm sorry! I shook on it!
It's a deal!
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00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:57,433
I never welsh on a deal and
I really do want the car...
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00:19:57,608 --> 00:19:59,186
Luke, where are your pills?
183
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:04,354
Jesus Christ, you guys mean business!
I signed it! Show it to him!
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00:20:04,532 --> 00:20:07,568
Here's the down payment.
Here, show it to him.
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00:20:07,785 --> 00:20:11,201
Here's the money! Here, take it!
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00:20:11,372 --> 00:20:14,955
Look... you guys are busy.
We'll pick the car up tomorrow.
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00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:18,874
Oh my god! Honey,
let's get out of here!
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00:21:18,564 --> 00:21:21,233
Jesus Christ!
189
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:25,184
Luke's dead. Calm down,
we're being watched.
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00:21:25,363 --> 00:21:30,274
- By who?
- Who do you think?
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00:21:46,801 --> 00:21:51,546
Sam? Roy... Roy!
Yeah, I know it's late.
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00:21:51,722 --> 00:21:56,301
First thing tomorrow, I want you to come
over here and visit my brother with me.
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00:21:56,477 --> 00:22:00,724
Well, I'm a little concerned
about his health.
194
00:22:02,149 --> 00:22:05,814
And bring those probate
papers with you.
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00:22:05,986 --> 00:22:07,778
Probate papers!
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00:22:09,156 --> 00:22:11,113
He's gone.
197
00:22:11,283 --> 00:22:15,661
Jim, help me prop him up, I don't
want Toby to see him like this.
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00:22:15,830 --> 00:22:20,990
Jesus, Mary and... I don't know, man.
I think we're out of our minds here.
199
00:22:21,168 --> 00:22:25,581
I think we've got to call the cops.
I mean, it's murder, for Christ's sake!
200
00:22:25,756 --> 00:22:30,751
You know that and I know. But the cops
are going to say it was a heart attack.
201
00:22:30,928 --> 00:22:36,468
He's got no family, no will, no nothing.
That means his brother inherits this lot.
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00:22:36,642 --> 00:22:41,600
I promised him I wasn't going to let that
son of a bitch get his hands on this lot.
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00:22:50,448 --> 00:22:52,939
- Easy!
- Hey, don't worry about it!
204
00:22:53,117 --> 00:22:57,695
Look, I helped put it up, I ought
to know how to take it down!
205
00:22:57,872 --> 00:23:00,078
Okay, let it down easy.
206
00:23:06,964 --> 00:23:12,006
Hey, man, this shit gives me the creeps.
He should be buried properly.
207
00:23:12,178 --> 00:23:17,682
Nobody's gonna believe he drove his
Edsel to Miami. Nobody goes to Miami!
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00:23:17,850 --> 00:23:22,595
Old people go to Miami! Where
do you want him to go? Aspen?
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00:23:22,772 --> 00:23:27,564
- This crate won't go around the block!
- This motherfucker runs!
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00:23:27,735 --> 00:23:31,104
Please show a little
respect for the dead!
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00:23:42,166 --> 00:23:45,617
- You want to say something?
- Me? No.
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00:23:45,795 --> 00:23:48,914
- Jim?
- About what?
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00:23:49,090 --> 00:23:51,378
All right...
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00:23:51,550 --> 00:23:57,386
Luke Fuchs, you're about to drive
over the curb for the last time.
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00:23:58,432 --> 00:24:03,509
He was a good man, an
honest man, a trusted man.
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00:24:03,687 --> 00:24:07,436
We can't carve your name
on a granite tombstone...
217
00:24:07,608 --> 00:24:10,858
but we can keep it flying
high above this lot.
218
00:24:11,028 --> 00:24:13,780
We can't put flowers
on your grave...
219
00:24:13,948 --> 00:24:20,033
but we can hang the finest vinyl pennants
and pinwheels that money can buy.
220
00:24:20,204 --> 00:24:26,325
You'll be surrounded by an inventory
of the finest quality discount cars.
221
00:24:26,502 --> 00:24:31,923
Ford, Chrysler, general motors
will be your headstone.
222
00:24:32,967 --> 00:24:38,174
High volume, high visibility
will be your epitaph.
223
00:24:38,347 --> 00:24:40,589
Rest in peace, Luke.
224
00:24:50,484 --> 00:24:53,189
Keep shovelling.
225
00:25:04,623 --> 00:25:08,752
Aren't you a little big to be
playing in the fucking mud?
226
00:25:08,919 --> 00:25:12,004
- We're landscaping.
- We had some flooding last night.
227
00:25:12,173 --> 00:25:14,746
So, what can I do you for?
228
00:25:14,925 --> 00:25:19,718
- I'd like to talk to my brother.
- You're gonna have to talk kind of loud.
229
00:25:19,889 --> 00:25:23,969
- He went to Miami late last night.
- That's right, Miami.
230
00:25:24,143 --> 00:25:29,184
- Miami?
- Yeah, Miami beach.
231
00:25:29,356 --> 00:25:32,772
- Florida.
- I know where the fuck Miami beach is.
232
00:25:32,943 --> 00:25:35,897
Some asshole fucked
up one of his cars...
233
00:25:36,072 --> 00:25:39,654
so he decided he needed a little
R and R. He's got a bad heart.
234
00:25:39,825 --> 00:25:43,241
- I know all about his Goddamn heart.
- I'm sure you do.
235
00:25:43,412 --> 00:25:46,615
- What airline did he fly?
- Edsel.
236
00:25:48,793 --> 00:25:51,794
I couldn't believe it either,
but that thing runs like new.
237
00:25:51,962 --> 00:25:54,169
That's bullshit, Russo!
238
00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:56,961
He had a stroke.
I saw him hit the floor.
239
00:25:57,134 --> 00:26:02,259
What? Last night? He slipped on some
90-weight. He's okay, believe me.
240
00:26:02,431 --> 00:26:05,800
He's lying, Sam. The son
of a bitch is lying!
241
00:26:05,976 --> 00:26:08,598
He thinks I'm lying, Jim.
242
00:26:08,771 --> 00:26:14,394
Luke told me to have you arrested for
trespassing. Do I have to call the cops?
243
00:26:14,568 --> 00:26:18,020
- Do we have to call the cops?
- Are you a fucking parrot?
244
00:26:18,197 --> 00:26:22,942
- Come on, Roy, let's go.
- Suck-ass son of a bitch.
245
00:26:24,453 --> 00:26:27,288
Get the hell out of here!
246
00:26:27,456 --> 00:26:31,952
- See, we got nothing to worry about.
- Are you out of your fucking mind?
247
00:26:32,128 --> 00:26:36,836
We've got a dead guy buried here and
we're going on TV illegally tonight.
248
00:26:37,007 --> 00:26:39,000
We need customers.
249
00:26:39,176 --> 00:26:42,426
Sneaking a commercial into
a football game is illegal!
250
00:26:42,596 --> 00:26:45,004
Freddie and Eddie know
what they're doing.
251
00:26:45,182 --> 00:26:49,310
What if the FCC wants to bust
us for false advertising?
252
00:26:49,478 --> 00:26:53,939
We just work here. They'll
have to talk to the boss.
253
00:26:58,821 --> 00:27:00,979
Coast is clear, Freddie.
254
00:27:01,157 --> 00:27:03,826
All right... and out.
255
00:27:17,923 --> 00:27:19,583
Freddie, come here.
256
00:27:19,759 --> 00:27:23,626
Are we gonna be able to film
under these blue lights?
257
00:27:23,804 --> 00:27:26,805
We're not going to film
under the blue lights.
258
00:27:26,974 --> 00:27:32,348
That's why I've got the sun guns
mounted on the van. Trust me, will ya?
259
00:27:32,521 --> 00:27:35,356
- Rehearsal!
- We just sell this purple olds.
260
00:27:43,949 --> 00:27:48,030
Margaret, this is where you
show us how you're gonna sit.
261
00:27:48,204 --> 00:27:51,288
A little thigh to keep
their attention...
262
00:27:51,457 --> 00:27:56,000
and then I'll say, "okay, Margaret,
why don't you tell us about this one?"
263
00:27:56,170 --> 00:28:02,504
This '76 delta 88 is really equipped
with white walls, radio and heater.
264
00:28:02,676 --> 00:28:04,753
For only $695.
265
00:28:04,929 --> 00:28:09,258
Maroon car, my ass.
This motherfucker is red...
266
00:28:09,433 --> 00:28:13,301
then I'm going to say, "and be sure
to check out those high beams."
267
00:28:13,479 --> 00:28:17,607
I make a little tit joke.
I'm sorry this is so sexist...
268
00:28:17,775 --> 00:28:21,358
- nice maroon car, ain't it?
- Yeah, purple...
269
00:28:26,075 --> 00:28:32,113
- did you remember the sunglasses?
- I got something better. It's perfect...
270
00:28:33,165 --> 00:28:37,080
idiot! You trying to murder me?
Trying to assault my person?
271
00:28:37,253 --> 00:28:40,456
This is perfect. They're disguises.
272
00:28:40,631 --> 00:28:45,210
- What the hell is this?
- You're lucky, I only have three left.
273
00:28:46,804 --> 00:28:50,588
Here we go. Do me a favour
and just put 'em on.
274
00:28:50,766 --> 00:28:55,642
Rudy, come on! I'm not doing
a commercial wearing these.
275
00:28:55,813 --> 00:29:01,602
- Sweetheart, you'll look great.
- We'll look like assholes!
276
00:29:01,777 --> 00:29:05,775
- Stand by!
- Jeff, put 'em on. I'm serious.
277
00:29:05,948 --> 00:29:08,106
- No!
- Stand by!
278
00:29:08,284 --> 00:29:11,487
- Ready when you are, Freddie.
- He's got it at the forty.
279
00:29:11,662 --> 00:29:13,987
- Put 'em on, Jeff!
- No, forget it!
280
00:29:14,165 --> 00:29:17,616
- He's past the midfield stripe!
- No way!
281
00:29:17,793 --> 00:29:19,833
He's on the thirty!
282
00:29:20,004 --> 00:29:22,080
- Put 'em on!
- It's out of the question.
283
00:29:22,256 --> 00:29:24,712
- He's on the twenty.
- No!
284
00:29:24,884 --> 00:29:26,426
- Put 'em on!
- No, no, no!
285
00:29:26,594 --> 00:29:28,467
- And Eddie...
- What?
286
00:29:28,637 --> 00:29:31,923
- Take it!
- Okay, Freddie.
287
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,138
My god, it's a red car.
288
00:29:40,316 --> 00:29:47,694
That's a stupid place for a commercial.
I don't believe it! Did you see that?
289
00:29:47,865 --> 00:29:51,530
Let's look at one of these
beautiful models, shall we?
290
00:29:53,913 --> 00:29:57,448
- What the fuck is this, Rudy?
- What did he say?
291
00:29:57,625 --> 00:30:01,669
You know he just said "fuck"?
That's an FCC violation.
292
00:30:01,837 --> 00:30:04,838
A red chariot to take my
ass straight to hell!
293
00:30:05,007 --> 00:30:06,799
Margaret! Get out there!
294
00:30:12,723 --> 00:30:15,510
Holy Jesus! She's caught
on the hood ornament.
295
00:30:15,684 --> 00:30:17,677
Stupid bitch! I hate women!
296
00:30:19,939 --> 00:30:22,264
Rudy, look! It's a red car!
297
00:30:22,441 --> 00:30:26,439
Well, folks, these people
are obviously hysterical...
298
00:30:26,612 --> 00:30:30,610
over the fabulous deals we have
here at new deal used cars.
299
00:30:30,783 --> 00:30:35,694
We've got over ten jillion cars down here.
Every one a best deal like that.
300
00:30:35,871 --> 00:30:39,371
- Let's take a look under the hood.
- What?!
301
00:30:49,009 --> 00:30:52,343
- Hey, look, bare tits!
- That's disgusting!
302
00:30:52,513 --> 00:30:55,051
I don't want my
children to see that!
303
00:30:55,224 --> 00:30:59,518
All those years at
film school paid off.
304
00:31:06,736 --> 00:31:09,902
Holy Jesus palomino!
305
00:31:10,072 --> 00:31:13,192
Seduce the camera...
306
00:31:13,367 --> 00:31:15,656
come on down to new
deal used cars...
307
00:31:17,496 --> 00:31:21,031
come on down and leave it to us.
308
00:31:28,090 --> 00:31:33,251
Front page advertising and it's free.
Can you believe it?
309
00:31:33,429 --> 00:31:39,763
- This is it, guys, it's time.
- I never sold no damn cars before.
310
00:31:39,935 --> 00:31:44,313
Just get 'em in that car. Nothing sells
a car better than the car itself.
311
00:31:44,482 --> 00:31:49,856
You gotta get their friendship, their
trust, then get their money. Ready, Jeff?
312
00:31:50,029 --> 00:31:52,864
Jim? Toby? You ready?
313
00:31:56,494 --> 00:31:58,570
Okay, guys...
314
00:31:59,622 --> 00:32:01,698
let's go!
315
00:32:06,003 --> 00:32:08,043
Morning!
316
00:32:08,214 --> 00:32:12,128
- Hi, there, Mr and Mrs...?
- O'hara.
317
00:32:12,301 --> 00:32:16,133
Rudy O'Brian, how are ya?
I've got this '74...
318
00:32:16,305 --> 00:32:19,057
- hi there, Mr and Mrs...?
- Lopez, seƱor.
319
00:32:19,225 --> 00:32:24,100
Rudy Garcia. '68 Chevy...
take a look at it, I'll be right back.
320
00:32:24,271 --> 00:32:26,560
- Hi there, Mr and Mrs...?
- Jackson.
321
00:32:26,732 --> 00:32:31,643
Hey, Rudy Washington carver.
You checking out this Cadillac...
322
00:32:31,821 --> 00:32:37,325
look at that, Mrs Ingallheart, the
interior matches the colour of your eyes.
323
00:32:37,493 --> 00:32:41,194
I just noticed something else.
Mrs Lopez, do you realise...
324
00:32:41,372 --> 00:32:46,248
that your hair matches the
colour of these tyres?
325
00:32:46,419 --> 00:32:50,831
- Let me get the door for you.
- That's all right, I'm just looking.
326
00:32:51,006 --> 00:32:56,001
- Yeah, well, I want you to look inside.
- No, I don't want to get inside.
327
00:32:56,178 --> 00:33:00,639
- It's comfy, roomy, a lot of leg room.
- I've just been looking around.
328
00:33:00,808 --> 00:33:02,801
These aren't the cars I bought.
329
00:33:02,977 --> 00:33:06,346
These are the cars your students
will be able to afford.
330
00:33:06,522 --> 00:33:09,725
They should be learning
to drive in these cars.
331
00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:13,067
- But the school board...
- They'll thank you.
332
00:33:13,237 --> 00:33:17,484
Now, I'm the kind of guy that believes
that a man with your insight...
333
00:33:17,700 --> 00:33:23,785
should be fairly compensated for
such high thinking, don't you agree?
334
00:33:24,832 --> 00:33:26,990
Do you have a car in mind for me?
335
00:33:27,168 --> 00:33:31,711
- I want you to look inside.
- I don't want to look inside!
336
00:33:31,881 --> 00:33:36,293
Just get in the motherfucking car!
Get in there!
337
00:33:38,179 --> 00:33:42,128
Boys! Out of the car! Now!
338
00:33:44,226 --> 00:33:50,015
- Well, you like animals, don't you?
- Yeah, I got three dogs of my own.
339
00:33:50,191 --> 00:33:55,232
Then you understand when I say that not
only do I think this is the car for you...
340
00:33:55,404 --> 00:33:59,983
but Toby thinks this is the
car for you, don't you, Toby?
341
00:34:00,159 --> 00:34:03,326
There you see, isn't that cute?
342
00:34:06,248 --> 00:34:11,243
So, Al, the least we can do is
take the car for a test drive.
343
00:34:12,838 --> 00:34:16,503
Toby wants to go for a test
drive, don't you, Toby?
344
00:34:17,885 --> 00:34:23,045
- Test drive with Toby, how about it, Al?
- All right.
345
00:34:24,767 --> 00:34:29,761
Okay, everybody in the car!
In the car, kids!
346
00:34:29,939 --> 00:34:34,316
Everybody in the car,
test drive with Toby...
347
00:34:34,485 --> 00:34:39,443
we're going for a test drive
with Toby, that's right...
348
00:34:47,289 --> 00:34:52,497
so, Al, listen, this
baby's got a big engine...
349
00:34:52,670 --> 00:34:55,873
a lot of power, big v8.
350
00:34:56,048 --> 00:35:01,291
I want you to feel that pickup.
So just go right ahead and punch it.
351
00:35:01,470 --> 00:35:03,712
Punch it?
352
00:35:06,726 --> 00:35:08,006
Stop!
353
00:35:14,108 --> 00:35:15,686
Oh my god!
354
00:35:23,117 --> 00:35:29,120
You killed my dog, mister.
You killed my dog!
355
00:35:29,290 --> 00:35:31,863
I'm sorry...
356
00:35:32,043 --> 00:35:37,713
all he wanted was for you to be happy
in this car... and now he's dead.
357
00:35:37,882 --> 00:35:41,251
How was I supposed to know...?
358
00:35:41,427 --> 00:35:46,634
- We raised it from a puppy...
- How could you?
359
00:35:48,642 --> 00:35:53,850
Look, mister, I know I can't
bring your dog back...
360
00:35:58,444 --> 00:36:02,572
but... how about if I buy the car?
361
00:36:14,543 --> 00:36:20,997
Nail 'em for false advertising.
They said they had 10 million cars.
362
00:36:21,175 --> 00:36:24,211
They said they had
ten jillion cars.
363
00:36:24,387 --> 00:36:28,254
Even if they said ten million,
I've got to prosecute the owner.
364
00:36:28,432 --> 00:36:31,552
He's off on a fishing
expedition in Florida.
365
00:36:31,727 --> 00:36:36,888
Fishing expedition, my ass! He's sitting
at the bottom of a lake some place.
366
00:36:37,066 --> 00:36:39,557
You've got no proof.
367
00:36:39,735 --> 00:36:43,484
What do I need proof for?
I'm Roy I. Fuchs, goddammit!
368
00:36:43,656 --> 00:36:47,404
If you won't help me put them out
of business, I'll do it by myself.
369
00:36:47,576 --> 00:36:52,452
By using the greatest tool this country
ever developed: Free enterprise.
370
00:36:52,623 --> 00:36:55,458
The American way!
371
00:36:55,626 --> 00:37:02,673
This is the best goddamn gimmick I've
come up with so far, this circus idea...
372
00:37:02,842 --> 00:37:07,385
come on in, ride the camel, feed
the helium and drive out a car.
373
00:37:07,555 --> 00:37:11,718
Come on in, join the circus!
374
00:37:14,603 --> 00:37:18,055
Look at them over there.
Not a customer on the lot.
375
00:37:18,232 --> 00:37:23,653
That commercial was a fluke.
They're practically out of business.
376
00:37:23,821 --> 00:37:29,610
Yeah, that's what the people want:
Old-fashioned, homespun entertainment.
377
00:37:29,785 --> 00:37:33,569
That's what Roy I.
Fuchs stands for too.
378
00:37:33,748 --> 00:37:37,199
I just hope that Goddamn camel
don't shit all over the lot.
379
00:38:11,827 --> 00:38:16,703
Folks! Here at new deal used cars
we are stripping away inflation!
380
00:38:16,874 --> 00:38:19,330
We're taking off those high prices!
381
00:38:19,502 --> 00:38:23,499
We're getting down to the bare
minimums, so come on over...
382
00:38:23,672 --> 00:38:31,004
and check out the front ends of these
beauties and inspect the rear ends too!
383
00:38:58,791 --> 00:39:00,119
Scum...
384
00:39:15,015 --> 00:39:20,472
all you have to do is sign
your name right here...
385
00:39:20,646 --> 00:39:24,691
over there we have a group
of immoral charlatans.
386
00:39:24,859 --> 00:39:28,393
They will stoop to the lowest...
oh shit, cut it! What?
387
00:39:28,571 --> 00:39:32,319
- You can't say that on TV.
- I can say any Goddamn thing I want.
388
00:39:32,491 --> 00:39:36,192
- This is the American way.
- It's slander, they can sue you.
389
00:39:36,370 --> 00:39:41,246
Only the owner could sue me and he
has to be alive. Now get out of here.
390
00:40:51,529 --> 00:40:56,689
Hey, Rudy, it's old Lorette here.
I was out buying some peroxide today-
391
00:40:56,867 --> 00:41:02,621
and there was this clerk who looks
just like you and it got me thinking...
392
00:41:05,710 --> 00:41:07,667
hi, Rudy, this is Nadine.
393
00:41:07,837 --> 00:41:13,756
If you don't have a date, I bought
this new Barry Manilow record today...
394
00:41:17,930 --> 00:41:21,762
it's Mary Lou Bainbridge, if you
throw out my number again...
395
00:41:22,810 --> 00:41:28,813
Rudy, it's Jeff. Watch the channel 12
movie tonight, we're in big trouble.
396
00:41:34,030 --> 00:41:39,949
A menace that should be brought to the
attention of every decent citizen.
397
00:41:40,119 --> 00:41:44,448
Behind me is the automobile
business at its absolute worst.
398
00:41:44,623 --> 00:41:49,866
A group of immoral charlatans,
masquerading as businessmen.
399
00:41:50,046 --> 00:41:55,004
They will stoop to the lowest, most
vulgar, vile and disgusting ploys...
400
00:41:55,176 --> 00:41:58,758
to deceive the honest,
hard-working citizen.
401
00:41:58,929 --> 00:42:02,345
They are the lowest form of scum
on the face of the earth...
402
00:42:02,516 --> 00:42:05,387
son of a bitch!
403
00:42:05,561 --> 00:42:09,179
This is Roy I. Fuchs,
pre-owned automobiles.
404
00:42:11,650 --> 00:42:13,857
Just a second, pal!
405
00:42:14,028 --> 00:42:16,317
Jam the presidential address?
406
00:42:16,489 --> 00:42:20,023
I hate to break this to you, but
you're out of your friggin' mind.
407
00:42:20,201 --> 00:42:22,573
You've gone right over the edge...
408
00:42:22,745 --> 00:42:26,992
national television, we'll be on all
three networks at the same time.
409
00:42:27,166 --> 00:42:29,574
- How's that even done?
- Freddie?
410
00:42:29,752 --> 00:42:32,539
- Microwaves.
- Great, little ovens...
411
00:42:32,713 --> 00:42:38,218
it's simple. You take the microwaves
and you bounce 'em off a Comsat.
412
00:42:38,386 --> 00:42:40,841
A communication satellite.
413
00:42:41,013 --> 00:42:44,347
We bounce the microwave
off the comsat to Eddie...
414
00:42:44,517 --> 00:42:48,929
on the roof of the phone
company in Washington DC.
415
00:42:49,105 --> 00:42:54,728
We intercept carter's transmission
and jam it with our own.
416
00:42:54,902 --> 00:42:59,398
- Is this a great idea?
- When is this presidential address?
417
00:42:59,573 --> 00:43:01,483
Tomorrow night, nine o'clock.
418
00:43:01,659 --> 00:43:07,115
We should break in around 9.03,
before the audience gets too bored.
419
00:43:07,289 --> 00:43:09,247
Jesus, guys, I don't know.
420
00:43:09,417 --> 00:43:13,461
My horoscope says,
"trouble brewing on the horizon."
421
00:43:13,629 --> 00:43:18,042
And, I mean, we're fucking with the
president of the united states!
422
00:43:18,217 --> 00:43:20,257
He fucks with us, doesn't he?
423
00:43:20,428 --> 00:43:22,966
You've seen how shitty
business is today.
424
00:43:23,139 --> 00:43:29,592
Thanks to Fuchs, we had nuns
protesting outside when I got here.
425
00:43:29,770 --> 00:43:35,476
- Jim had to turn the fire hose on them.
- I knocked them right on their ass too!
426
00:43:35,651 --> 00:43:41,238
I'm still five grand short.
We've got to fight fire with fire.
427
00:43:41,407 --> 00:43:45,405
You'll be fighting fire with
enhanced radiation weaponry.
428
00:43:45,578 --> 00:43:48,662
You guys are sure you can
pull this off, right?
429
00:43:48,831 --> 00:43:51,536
Are we sure we can pull this off?
430
00:43:51,709 --> 00:43:55,707
If I can build and install a
pacemaker in this man's chest...
431
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:59,664
I can damn well bounce a
microwave off a satellite!
432
00:43:59,842 --> 00:44:03,543
Jesus, look at this thing!
Look at this...
433
00:44:03,721 --> 00:44:06,176
only twelve ninety-five.
434
00:44:06,348 --> 00:44:08,840
Don't you have some
equipment to hook up?
435
00:44:09,018 --> 00:44:13,479
Oh shit! Radio shack closes
in half an hour. Let's go!
436
00:44:13,647 --> 00:44:16,814
- How do you change the batteries?
- It's rechargeable.
437
00:44:16,984 --> 00:44:21,860
Guys! Back door, it's still light outside.
See you tomorrow night.
438
00:44:22,031 --> 00:44:26,076
- Remember: We cut in at exactly 9.03.
- Post meridian.
439
00:44:26,243 --> 00:44:28,995
- What?
- Never mind.
440
00:44:29,163 --> 00:44:31,915
Okay, Freddie, 9.03.
441
00:44:39,131 --> 00:44:42,381
- What are you guys doing?
- Will you get down!
442
00:44:42,551 --> 00:44:45,422
- What?
- Do you see that woman out there?
443
00:44:47,807 --> 00:44:51,258
She's trouble. She pulled
up in that red Toyota.
444
00:44:51,435 --> 00:44:56,477
I'm not kidding! I think she's from
the consumer protection agency.
445
00:44:56,649 --> 00:45:00,397
You see the way she's looking at that
blue Chevy? She knows it's a taxi.
446
00:45:00,569 --> 00:45:02,361
You're paranoid.
447
00:45:02,530 --> 00:45:06,148
I bet you the first thing she
asks is, "where's the owner?"
448
00:45:06,325 --> 00:45:12,079
Girls who look that great don't work
for the consumer protection agency.
449
00:45:12,248 --> 00:45:16,115
Just don't let the little head do
the thinking for the big head.
450
00:45:16,293 --> 00:45:19,330
- Trust me.
- I do.
451
00:45:19,505 --> 00:45:23,254
Congratulations!
This is our giveaway week.
452
00:45:23,426 --> 00:45:26,925
Since you're our one
hundredth customer, you win.
453
00:45:27,096 --> 00:45:32,683
You just won a candlelight dinner for two,
but I can see there's only one of you.
454
00:45:32,935 --> 00:45:38,060
So I'll throw myself in with the deal.
How does that sound?
455
00:45:43,738 --> 00:45:47,735
Listen, can you tell me where
I might find the owner?
456
00:45:50,911 --> 00:45:55,372
Well... yeah...
457
00:45:55,541 --> 00:45:58,957
great, because, you see,
I was just trying to...
458
00:45:59,128 --> 00:46:03,920
let me tell you about this car. I can
give you an unbelievably low price.
459
00:46:04,091 --> 00:46:08,006
I would certainly hope so.
Look at the finish.
460
00:46:08,179 --> 00:46:12,093
- Is something wrong with the finish?
- Yeah, I see primer.
461
00:46:12,266 --> 00:46:14,472
Where?
462
00:46:14,643 --> 00:46:18,890
I see yellow primer here,
I see it here, I see it here...
463
00:46:19,065 --> 00:46:24,604
she's baiting him. She's
knows it's a taxi, Rudy!
464
00:46:24,779 --> 00:46:28,278
She's from the consumer
protection agency.
465
00:46:28,449 --> 00:46:33,490
I'm not with any consumer protection
agency. I used to be, but I'm not now.
466
00:46:33,662 --> 00:46:38,075
- Better business bureau? Nader's raiders?
- Trust me.
467
00:46:40,252 --> 00:46:45,591
As in, "trust me"?
So, look, about dinner...
468
00:46:45,758 --> 00:46:50,052
- listen, is Luke in his office?
- No. What do you feel like eating?
469
00:46:50,221 --> 00:46:53,672
- Do you expect him back shortly?
- No, he's out of town...
470
00:46:53,849 --> 00:46:58,891
- he's out of town? On business?
- Pleasure. He's in Miami beach.
471
00:46:59,063 --> 00:47:02,646
- Miami?
- Miami beach.
472
00:47:02,817 --> 00:47:06,102
I've been to Miami beach.
It's not that bad.
473
00:47:06,278 --> 00:47:08,900
I was supposed to
meet my father here.
474
00:47:09,073 --> 00:47:12,406
We'll find him, what kind
of car does he drive?
475
00:47:12,576 --> 00:47:16,444
He used to have a green
and white Edsel.
476
00:47:18,416 --> 00:47:22,248
Who do you think this is?
That's her.
477
00:47:24,630 --> 00:47:27,086
No resemblance.
478
00:47:27,258 --> 00:47:31,302
I've been selling cars long enough to
know when somebody's telling the truth.
479
00:47:31,470 --> 00:47:35,420
That is Luke's daughter. Do we have any
health food restaurants in this town?
480
00:47:35,599 --> 00:47:39,265
If that's Luke's daughter,
we've got to get rid of her.
481
00:47:39,437 --> 00:47:43,269
What if she figures out what's going on?
What if she sees our commercial?
482
00:47:43,441 --> 00:47:46,892
Why not just throw her in
the hole with her old man?
483
00:47:47,069 --> 00:47:50,189
When I take her out to
dinner, I'll get her drunk.
484
00:47:50,364 --> 00:47:54,492
I'll tell her the reason that
Luke went to Florida was...
485
00:47:54,660 --> 00:47:57,827
best salad bar in town:
Airport lanes!
486
00:47:58,914 --> 00:48:00,990
Oh, stop it...
487
00:48:01,167 --> 00:48:05,247
and he says, "don't ask
me, I'm just a farmer."
488
00:48:08,632 --> 00:48:13,093
That is the most disgusting
joke I've ever heard.
489
00:48:18,017 --> 00:48:21,267
- Listen, I wanted to ask you something.
- What?
490
00:48:21,437 --> 00:48:25,517
How did you know that I used to work
for the consumer protection agency?
491
00:48:25,691 --> 00:48:30,852
The thing with the taxi? Why didn't
you tell me it was yellow primer?
492
00:48:31,030 --> 00:48:35,526
I knew you were baiting me, so I
told you a bigger bunch of bullshit.
493
00:48:35,701 --> 00:48:40,244
At least you're very honest about
your dishonesty and I admire that.
494
00:48:40,414 --> 00:48:43,332
I really do.
495
00:48:51,050 --> 00:48:55,000
Look, Barbara, about Luke...
I got to tell you something...
496
00:48:55,179 --> 00:49:00,339
- Luke left for Florida the night I called.
- That's not the reason he left.
497
00:49:00,518 --> 00:49:07,398
I think it would be better for me and for
everybody concerned if I just leave.
498
00:49:07,566 --> 00:49:12,027
I was thinking of heading up to
Oregon or something like that.
499
00:49:13,989 --> 00:49:18,782
Thank you very much for taking care
of me. It was very considerate.
500
00:49:18,953 --> 00:49:26,201
I really had a good time. Maybe
we'll do it again sometime.
501
00:49:27,586 --> 00:49:31,714
Thanks a lot. Goodbye... thanks.
502
00:49:37,763 --> 00:49:40,848
Barbara... wait a minute.
503
00:49:43,436 --> 00:49:48,228
Look, I know that sometimes
I can come off as...
504
00:49:48,399 --> 00:49:52,942
kind of insincere, but...
505
00:49:54,447 --> 00:49:58,195
I want you to know that
I really like you.
506
00:49:58,367 --> 00:50:04,655
I haven't had this much fun with
a girl ever... in my life, so...
507
00:50:04,832 --> 00:50:11,369
once you and Luke get your problems
worked out, come by and look me up.
508
00:50:34,153 --> 00:50:38,566
I've been thinking about what
you've been saying about Luke...
509
00:50:38,741 --> 00:50:43,486
I'm passing judgement on a man
I haven't even seen in ten years.
510
00:50:43,662 --> 00:50:46,450
I have to give him the
benefit of the doubt.
511
00:50:46,624 --> 00:50:49,827
So I've decided to stick
around for a few days.
512
00:50:50,002 --> 00:50:53,751
So, see you tomorrow, okay?
Goodnight.
513
00:51:00,096 --> 00:51:03,132
- She's staying?
- Yeah, she's staying.
514
00:51:03,307 --> 00:51:06,557
I told her Luke would call.
What else could I do?
515
00:51:06,727 --> 00:51:08,352
What the fuck is that?
516
00:51:08,521 --> 00:51:12,186
If she sees our commercial,
she's going to be suspicious.
517
00:51:12,358 --> 00:51:16,356
We're going to have a billion
people on the lot tomorrow.
518
00:51:16,529 --> 00:51:19,945
I've been up all night,
trying to figure this out.
519
00:51:20,116 --> 00:51:23,734
There's only one thing we can
do: Cancel the commercial.
520
00:51:23,911 --> 00:51:27,031
Guys, I've got the
solution to our problem.
521
00:51:27,206 --> 00:51:30,622
Courtesy of the beautiful Daphne.
What I have here...
522
00:51:30,793 --> 00:51:33,664
is a one-way train ticket to Miami.
523
00:51:33,838 --> 00:51:36,459
You take it out there
and give it to Barbara.
524
00:51:36,632 --> 00:51:40,297
Tell her Luke called and wants
her to come straight down.
525
00:51:40,469 --> 00:51:47,386
Jim and I will do the commercial,
you get her on the train at midnight.
526
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:50,181
I feel horseshit enough as it is.
527
00:51:50,354 --> 00:51:53,438
I took her to a bowling
alley, for Christ's sake!
528
00:51:53,607 --> 00:51:55,730
I can't do this to her.
529
00:51:57,820 --> 00:52:00,441
What would a senator do, huh?
530
00:52:20,259 --> 00:52:23,295
Don't you like your salad?
531
00:52:27,349 --> 00:52:31,098
Where are you?
You're certainly not here.
532
00:52:34,231 --> 00:52:41,112
I was thinking how much easier everything
would have been if you'd come last week.
533
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:44,234
I don't understand. Why?
534
00:52:51,999 --> 00:52:54,490
There's something
I got to tell you.
535
00:52:54,668 --> 00:52:57,705
I don't know if this is
the right time, but...
536
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:01,296
the truth of this whole
thing is that Luke...
537
00:53:01,509 --> 00:53:04,628
sir? I believe you dropped this.
538
00:53:04,804 --> 00:53:07,010
Thanks.
539
00:53:07,181 --> 00:53:09,387
Wait a minute.
540
00:53:09,558 --> 00:53:12,096
Rudy, this is a ticket to Miami.
541
00:53:12,269 --> 00:53:16,563
- I was going to wait till after dessert.
- You talked to Luke last night?
542
00:53:16,732 --> 00:53:19,354
Well, no...
543
00:53:19,527 --> 00:53:23,524
I tried to get a hold of him, but he's
still on that fishing charter and...
544
00:53:23,698 --> 00:53:30,151
- I just decided to take it on myself.
- That's the most considerate thing.
545
00:53:30,329 --> 00:53:33,947
- But I can't go.
- What?
546
00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:40,293
I don't want to force myself on him,
I just want to wait till he comes back.
547
00:53:40,464 --> 00:53:46,088
And, besides, I'm having a wonderful time.
You're really great company.
548
00:54:13,831 --> 00:54:15,076
Perfect.
549
00:54:35,603 --> 00:54:40,728
Okay, okay... Freddie?
We got to go, Jim's ready.
550
00:54:40,900 --> 00:54:44,019
The president isn't ready and
he's a bit more important.
551
00:54:44,195 --> 00:54:47,314
- We got to go!
- Why are you so nervous?
552
00:54:47,490 --> 00:54:51,439
I'm not nervous! I'm so full of
valium, I rattle when I walk!
553
00:54:51,619 --> 00:54:55,663
All right, fine...
Could I offer you a sleeping pill?
554
00:55:07,385 --> 00:55:10,967
- Listen, if I take any more shit...
- Aha! There we are.
555
00:55:11,138 --> 00:55:14,507
- What the hell is this?
- This is a test pattern.
556
00:55:14,683 --> 00:55:19,844
Okay, I'm receiving your test
pattern, you're looking real good.
557
00:55:20,022 --> 00:55:23,272
Carter goes on in 28 seconds.
558
00:55:23,442 --> 00:55:28,437
The programme originally scheduled
will not be seen in order that...
559
00:55:28,614 --> 00:55:31,449
I didn't know president
carter was going to be on TV.
560
00:55:31,617 --> 00:55:35,318
Do you mind turning that thing off?
I'm trying to eat.
561
00:55:35,496 --> 00:55:38,865
Have a little respect. This
happens to be the president.
562
00:55:39,041 --> 00:55:42,742
Respect, my ass, food giant!
I'm paying 20 bucks for this meal.
563
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:46,289
Well, how would you like
that TV stuck up your ass?
564
00:55:46,465 --> 00:55:49,632
Fellas, it's not worth
all this trouble.
565
00:55:53,180 --> 00:55:55,552
- I gotta get some air.
- Are you all right?
566
00:55:55,725 --> 00:55:59,936
- I gotta get some fresh air.
- Are you going to be okay?
567
00:56:05,109 --> 00:56:08,026
Are you all right?
568
00:56:09,947 --> 00:56:13,446
Good, just come over here
and sit down for a second.
569
00:56:24,462 --> 00:56:28,411
Inflation is obviously
a serious problem.
570
00:56:32,553 --> 00:56:34,047
What is the solution?
571
00:56:37,349 --> 00:56:39,841
You want the solution to inflation?
572
00:56:40,019 --> 00:56:44,930
Marshall lucky here, where we're
battling inflation not only-
573
00:56:45,107 --> 00:56:47,942
by fighting high prices...
574
00:56:48,110 --> 00:56:51,526
but by blowing the living
shit out of high prices!
575
00:56:51,697 --> 00:56:57,866
You heard me right! Here's an example:
1973 Cadillac coup Deville for $6299.
576
00:56:58,037 --> 00:57:00,492
That price is too high.
577
00:57:08,339 --> 00:57:13,879
Yes sir! Here's another one:
A Lincoln continental mark 4, 1973...
578
00:57:14,095 --> 00:57:17,629
it's loaded, it's got air
conditioning, it's got a stereo...
579
00:57:17,807 --> 00:57:21,756
it's got power steering, power breaks,
power seats, power windows...
580
00:57:21,936 --> 00:57:24,890
and a price that is just too high!
581
00:57:30,945 --> 00:57:34,396
Now, remember, friends...
582
00:57:34,573 --> 00:57:38,488
look out, Marshall
lucky, it's high prices!
583
00:57:38,661 --> 00:57:41,911
Take this, you dirty,
old high prices!
584
00:57:44,834 --> 00:57:46,910
You got me, Marshall!
585
00:57:47,086 --> 00:57:48,710
Jesus Christ...
586
00:57:51,590 --> 00:57:57,177
yes sir, so remember, friends,
that's new deal used cars.
587
00:57:57,346 --> 00:57:59,884
Now wait just a Goddamn minute!
What the hell is this?
588
00:58:00,057 --> 00:58:05,134
Is this a 1977 Mercedes
450 SL for 24000 dollars?
589
00:58:05,312 --> 00:58:08,646
That's too fuckin' high!
590
00:58:13,612 --> 00:58:16,566
You son of a bitch!
591
00:58:16,741 --> 00:58:20,074
We blew the shit out of that
overpriced motherfucker-
592
00:58:20,244 --> 00:58:25,404
just the way we blow the shit out of
all high prices at new deal used cars.
593
00:58:25,583 --> 00:58:27,741
So you all come on down!
594
00:58:27,918 --> 00:58:31,038
New deal used cars.
So you all come on down!
595
00:58:31,213 --> 00:58:33,336
Did you hear what I said?
596
00:58:33,507 --> 00:58:37,208
I have heard you with
unmistakable clarity.
597
00:58:37,386 --> 00:58:39,924
You son of a bitch!
598
00:58:45,144 --> 00:58:48,477
- Let's go!
- Move this motherfucker!
599
00:58:49,482 --> 00:58:52,317
A free economy cannot
cope with inflation.
600
00:58:52,485 --> 00:58:55,901
If we've lost our ability to
act as a nation, rather than...
601
00:58:56,072 --> 00:58:58,610
as a collection of
special interests...
602
00:58:58,783 --> 00:59:02,827
and I reply, "what kind of
people do they think we are?"
603
00:59:02,995 --> 00:59:05,202
You want to give me that again?
604
00:59:05,373 --> 00:59:10,200
As I say, I heard this large explosion,
I couldn't tell what was going on.
605
00:59:10,378 --> 00:59:15,289
I saw the car over there in flames and
all these strange little characters...
606
00:59:15,466 --> 00:59:20,887
with towels on their heads,
yelling, "ayatollah, ayatollah!"
607
00:59:21,055 --> 00:59:26,394
Then they all got in a car and drove away.
I guess it was Iranian students...
608
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:30,605
out to discredit the
American way of life.
609
00:59:30,773 --> 00:59:33,774
I can't imagine who else
would do such a thing.
610
00:59:33,943 --> 00:59:36,019
Let's go.
611
00:59:37,905 --> 00:59:41,523
Sure hope you nail 'em.
Happy motoring.
612
00:59:50,042 --> 00:59:55,203
Hey, Jim, did those FBI guys...
were they... Jim?
613
00:59:57,675 --> 01:00:01,044
Combat fatigue... shit.
614
01:00:40,718 --> 01:00:43,921
I'll teach you to wreck my
cars, you son of a bitch!
615
01:00:59,445 --> 01:01:01,817
Okay, now, you asked for it now.
616
01:01:17,296 --> 01:01:19,621
Get off my back, you lunatic!
617
01:01:42,822 --> 01:01:45,776
All right, now I'm gonna
have to hurt you.
618
01:01:54,709 --> 01:01:56,997
Where's my brother?
619
01:02:02,133 --> 01:02:05,502
Where are you hiding
my brother, you...
620
01:02:17,189 --> 01:02:21,483
the pit... they filled in the pit!
621
01:02:46,761 --> 01:02:49,465
I knew it!
622
01:02:53,934 --> 01:02:56,805
Get off!
623
01:02:56,979 --> 01:02:59,102
Dumb dog!
624
01:03:05,738 --> 01:03:07,647
Get away!
625
01:03:09,575 --> 01:03:11,449
Get off!
626
01:03:11,619 --> 01:03:13,695
Get away, you dumb dog!
627
01:03:38,479 --> 01:03:42,975
Toby! You pissed on my...
goddammit!
628
01:03:59,792 --> 01:04:03,576
Now aren't you glad
I didn't go to Florida?
629
01:04:05,131 --> 01:04:09,923
Since you brought that up...
630
01:04:11,637 --> 01:04:15,421
there's something I gotta
get off my chest...
631
01:04:15,599 --> 01:04:20,760
this is Rudy. If you leave your name
and your number, I'll get back to you.
632
01:04:20,938 --> 01:04:25,185
Rudy, it's Jim! If you're there,
pick up! Emergency!
633
01:04:25,359 --> 01:04:27,482
What is it?
634
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:33,731
Jesus!
635
01:04:37,038 --> 01:04:39,873
Where are you now?
636
01:04:40,041 --> 01:04:42,911
Don't worry, I'll be right there.
637
01:04:43,085 --> 01:04:45,790
What is it? Is it about Luke?
638
01:04:45,963 --> 01:04:50,340
- No, no.
- Well, what then?
639
01:04:50,509 --> 01:04:53,083
What is it about? What's going on?
640
01:04:53,304 --> 01:04:58,464
Jeff, he got in a fight, I gotta go down
to the station house and bail him out.
641
01:04:58,642 --> 01:05:02,391
I'll be right back. See you later.
642
01:05:29,173 --> 01:05:33,218
Rudy, it's Jim. If you're there,
pick up! Emergency!
643
01:05:33,386 --> 01:05:35,508
What is it?
644
01:05:35,679 --> 01:05:38,799
Fuchs knows Luke's dead.
He found out where we buried him.
645
01:05:38,974 --> 01:05:41,050
- Jesus!
- He beat up Jeff!
646
01:05:41,227 --> 01:05:44,263
The cops are gonna
think we killed him!
647
01:05:44,438 --> 01:05:46,810
- Where are you now?
- At the lot!
648
01:05:46,982 --> 01:05:48,477
I'll be right there.
649
01:05:55,282 --> 01:05:58,782
The white house reaction
has been negative.
650
01:05:58,953 --> 01:06:04,196
Do you think we like being associated
with the president of the united states?
651
01:06:04,375 --> 01:06:06,332
We run an honest lot here!
652
01:06:22,852 --> 01:06:28,059
Come on, guys! We're not even open yet!
I told you to keep your ass off this lot.
653
01:06:28,315 --> 01:06:31,482
Yeah, show him the warrant, Sam.
654
01:06:31,652 --> 01:06:34,938
- Bring those picks over here!
- A search warrant?
655
01:06:35,114 --> 01:06:38,483
What the hell are you
guys looking for?
656
01:06:38,659 --> 01:06:40,451
Start digging over here.
657
01:06:40,619 --> 01:06:45,578
Hold on! You bust in here, disrupt our
business, start digging up our lawn...
658
01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:48,620
at least tell us what the
hell you're looking for.
659
01:06:48,794 --> 01:06:51,499
You buried my brother
here and you know it.
660
01:06:51,672 --> 01:06:54,590
What? Roy, are you
looking for Luke?
661
01:06:54,759 --> 01:06:59,836
He was here 30 minutes ago.
He'll be right back.
662
01:07:00,014 --> 01:07:02,386
You spoke to Lucas
Fuchs 30 minutes ago?
663
01:07:02,558 --> 01:07:05,429
He got back from Miami
beach last night.
664
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:26,950
Oh shit, he smells!
665
01:07:29,418 --> 01:07:33,286
Come on, Luke... I'm sorry, Luke.
666
01:07:38,219 --> 01:07:40,840
Shut up, Toby! I hear you!
667
01:07:47,686 --> 01:07:49,809
Adios, Luke!
668
01:07:51,941 --> 01:07:56,935
I'm telling you guys, you're wasting
your time. Here he comes now!
669
01:08:02,410 --> 01:08:05,992
Jesus, he is still alive.
Where the hell is he going?
670
01:08:06,163 --> 01:08:10,706
- He's exceeding the speed limit.
- He's got to be drunk.
671
01:08:17,341 --> 01:08:20,710
He's heading right
for the transformer!
672
01:08:37,236 --> 01:08:39,727
All right, grab that pump!
673
01:08:39,905 --> 01:08:43,654
Very neat, Russo, very clean...
674
01:08:43,826 --> 01:08:48,903
plenty of witnesses, everything up
in flames, not a trace of evidence.
675
01:08:49,081 --> 01:08:53,660
Shrewd... kept yourself
out of jail.
676
01:08:53,836 --> 01:08:57,287
- Now get the fuck off my lot.
- Your lot?
677
01:08:57,465 --> 01:09:01,083
You just handed it to
me on a silver platter.
678
01:09:01,302 --> 01:09:07,720
Afraid not, Roy. Luke's got a daughter.
You remember Barbara? She's back in town.
679
01:09:07,892 --> 01:09:11,806
I bet you haven't seen her in ten years.
You wanna talk to her?
680
01:09:11,979 --> 01:09:15,313
She's staying over at my place.
681
01:09:19,445 --> 01:09:21,319
You son of a bitch.
682
01:09:24,492 --> 01:09:28,110
Get off me! Get this maniac off me!
683
01:09:28,287 --> 01:09:32,616
- Get him off!
- Okay, mac, come on, here you go.
684
01:09:32,792 --> 01:09:34,915
Oh my god...
685
01:09:35,086 --> 01:09:39,961
get your hands off me!
I'm Roy I. Fuchs, you son of a bitch!
686
01:09:41,634 --> 01:09:46,841
Barbara! There's been a terrible
accident, your father's dead.
687
01:09:47,014 --> 01:09:52,519
Why don't you tell her the truth, Russo?
He buried him back there in the Edsel!
688
01:09:52,686 --> 01:09:58,939
- Will you please tell me the truth?
- All right...
689
01:10:00,820 --> 01:10:05,067
your father wasn't in
Miami, never was...
690
01:10:05,241 --> 01:10:12,287
he was in aspen. He didn't want you
to be here when he got back...
691
01:10:12,456 --> 01:10:16,240
Rudy, you're fired and you can
take your friends with you.
692
01:10:16,419 --> 01:10:18,495
Get off my lot!
693
01:10:30,182 --> 01:10:31,463
Shit!
694
01:10:33,269 --> 01:10:35,392
So? What do you say?
695
01:10:37,565 --> 01:10:41,147
I'll have to think about it.
He's an asshole.
696
01:10:41,318 --> 01:10:45,696
Don't think too long. A ninth-grader
was looking at it yesterday.
697
01:10:47,199 --> 01:10:51,363
Real grinders. Tougher to
close than their parents.
698
01:10:52,246 --> 01:10:56,196
Aw Christ... how am I gonna
come up with five grand?
699
01:10:59,754 --> 01:11:06,634
Why don't you call my bookie, put
some money on the game tonight, huh?
700
01:11:06,802 --> 01:11:10,847
I got a good feeling about Denver.
Here's his number.
701
01:11:11,015 --> 01:11:13,221
Denver's ranked tenth.
702
01:11:13,392 --> 01:11:19,976
That's right, but I found a dime in a
payphone booth this morning. Ten cents...
703
01:11:20,149 --> 01:11:24,610
minted in Denver. The numbers that I
dialled on the phone added up to ten.
704
01:11:24,779 --> 01:11:29,606
Today is the tenth... and you know what
time it was when I found the dime?
705
01:11:29,825 --> 01:11:32,399
Ten after ten!
706
01:11:32,578 --> 01:11:35,496
I can't lose, so I bet ten bucks.
707
01:11:35,664 --> 01:11:38,334
That's the dumbest fucking
shit I ever heard in my life.
708
01:11:38,501 --> 01:11:44,087
Superstitious crap... I'm gonna push
you under a ladder on friday the 13th.
709
01:11:48,969 --> 01:11:51,721
Why don't you just go
ahead and call her?
710
01:11:51,889 --> 01:11:55,590
She knows you belong on
that lot. Just call her.
711
01:12:03,818 --> 01:12:06,439
Okay, okay, okay...
712
01:12:09,907 --> 01:12:11,567
Mr Russo?
713
01:12:11,784 --> 01:12:14,536
This is Mr Caldwell,
the party chairman.
714
01:12:14,704 --> 01:12:19,780
The machine has to present its slate
of candidates the day after tomorrow.
715
01:12:19,959 --> 01:12:23,542
We'll need your contribution.
You do have it, don't you?
716
01:12:23,713 --> 01:12:26,630
- Yeah, I got it.
- Very good.
717
01:12:30,386 --> 01:12:32,462
Put it out! Put it out!
718
01:12:45,901 --> 01:12:47,775
Here's the script, boss.
719
01:12:47,945 --> 01:12:50,364
You're sure this is the one
they're filming over there now?
720
01:12:50,448 --> 01:12:53,982
- I swiped it right off the truck.
- Well, this stinks.
721
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:58,489
I wouldn't buy a car from anybody
who put this kind of shit on TV.
722
01:12:59,540 --> 01:13:03,289
- Would you?
- I wouldn't.
723
01:13:03,461 --> 01:13:07,458
That's what I keep telling you. She
don't know what the hell she's doing.
724
01:13:07,631 --> 01:13:13,070
She hasn't sold a car in four days. At this
rate she'll be bankrupt in three weeks.
725
01:13:17,683 --> 01:13:20,435
Roy? Sam. Any progress
with your niece?
726
01:13:20,603 --> 01:13:23,972
No, she's as stubborn as her
old man. She won't sell dick.
727
01:13:24,148 --> 01:13:28,228
But I'll just bide my time.
She'll be bankrupt in two weeks.
728
01:13:28,402 --> 01:13:30,478
You haven't any time to bide.
729
01:13:30,654 --> 01:13:34,403
The mayor's going to announce the
new freeway the day after tomorrow.
730
01:13:34,575 --> 01:13:38,655
You'd better find some
sucker to buy your lot.
731
01:13:39,497 --> 01:13:41,738
Roy?
732
01:13:43,292 --> 01:13:49,662
Asshole mayor! We know
anybody over at channel 7?
733
01:13:59,767 --> 01:14:02,472
Now watch this.
734
01:14:02,645 --> 01:14:07,639
See the... style of cars we
have to choose from. We have...
735
01:14:09,068 --> 01:14:12,022
you see where she said "style"?
736
01:14:12,196 --> 01:14:17,819
See the... style of cars
we have to choose from...
737
01:14:18,911 --> 01:14:21,995
further on down she says this:
738
01:14:22,164 --> 01:14:29,246
3217 valley road,
just one mile... west of...
739
01:14:30,631 --> 01:14:34,380
a mile. I took the word mile
and I put it over style.
740
01:14:34,552 --> 01:14:36,710
Now watch this.
741
01:14:36,887 --> 01:14:43,305
Come on down and see the mile
of cars we have to choose from.
742
01:14:44,353 --> 01:14:46,725
Son of a bitch!
743
01:14:46,897 --> 01:14:49,435
Let me see that again.
744
01:14:52,361 --> 01:14:58,731
See the... mile of cars...
we have to choose from...
745
01:14:58,909 --> 01:15:02,492
Goddamn, that's terrific!
What do you think, Sam?
746
01:15:02,663 --> 01:15:05,415
Most blatant case of
false advertising.
747
01:15:05,583 --> 01:15:09,082
I could have her convicted
24 hours after it's aired.
748
01:15:09,253 --> 01:15:12,836
- When are they going to show that?
- During tonight's game.
749
01:15:13,007 --> 01:15:19,756
Why don't you come on down and see the
mile of cars we have to choose from?
750
01:15:19,930 --> 01:15:22,635
She said she had a mile of cars.
751
01:15:22,808 --> 01:15:25,050
Can you believe that?
752
01:15:25,227 --> 01:15:30,814
That's the most blatant claim of
false advertising I ever heard.
753
01:15:34,779 --> 01:15:37,863
She sure looks good,
though, doesn't she?
754
01:15:44,121 --> 01:15:47,490
Russo, I've been looking
all over for you.
755
01:15:47,666 --> 01:15:51,082
I'm about to lose my
job because of you.
756
01:15:51,253 --> 01:15:56,959
I've got more than 250 sophomores who
aren't going to pass driver education...
757
01:15:57,134 --> 01:16:00,254
because your frigging
cars won't run.
758
01:16:00,429 --> 01:16:05,008
You got an auto-shop class. Enroll your
sophomores and teach them something.
759
01:16:05,184 --> 01:16:07,141
I'll teach you something.
760
01:16:29,291 --> 01:16:32,495
What did I tell you, Rudy? Denver!
761
01:16:32,670 --> 01:16:35,422
When I get a feeling,
I get a feeling.
762
01:16:35,589 --> 01:16:39,421
Hell of a game! You should
have put some money on it.
763
01:16:39,593 --> 01:16:42,215
- I did.
- Great!
764
01:16:42,388 --> 01:16:45,175
On Kansas city.
765
01:16:47,893 --> 01:16:52,187
Kansas city? How much
did you put down?
766
01:16:53,983 --> 01:16:55,774
All of it.
767
01:16:55,943 --> 01:16:58,066
All of it?
768
01:16:59,196 --> 01:17:01,687
Everything I own.
769
01:17:04,702 --> 01:17:07,822
Forty gs?!
770
01:17:07,997 --> 01:17:13,157
You dope! You just threw
it right down the tubes!
771
01:17:13,335 --> 01:17:19,919
Don't you get it? The only way
you can win is if... if I lose.
772
01:17:21,969 --> 01:17:27,723
I wouldn't worry about that.
I think your money's in the bag.
773
01:17:27,892 --> 01:17:32,684
A minute to go... I think Denver would
have to run into some pretty bad luck.
774
01:17:32,855 --> 01:17:37,517
Denver would have to run
into some pretty bad luck...
775
01:17:55,544 --> 01:17:58,830
he fumbled the ball!
It's recovered...
776
01:17:59,006 --> 01:18:03,170
I got the ball... I got it.
777
01:18:04,678 --> 01:18:08,807
Hold this stuff, I gotta
turn this contest around.
778
01:18:08,974 --> 01:18:12,308
I got the ball, Jim.
I got a chance, babe.
779
01:18:12,478 --> 01:18:16,179
- More salt!
- Please god...
780
01:18:16,357 --> 01:18:23,854
no one seemed to hit him, and yet,
the ball squirted, just like magic...
781
01:18:24,031 --> 01:18:28,159
black magic, more like it, Danny...
782
01:18:30,830 --> 01:18:32,028
pass the ball...
783
01:18:35,418 --> 01:18:39,332
is there a black cat in the house?
How about a ladder?
784
01:18:43,718 --> 01:18:45,959
What the hell are you trying to do?
785
01:19:14,707 --> 01:19:16,166
Duck!
786
01:19:22,006 --> 01:19:26,584
Touchdown! I don't believe it!
787
01:19:31,223 --> 01:19:34,011
I made it!
788
01:20:17,269 --> 01:20:19,428
You got the money, Russo?
789
01:20:19,605 --> 01:20:22,476
Or should I say "senator Russo"?
790
01:20:28,114 --> 01:20:33,072
Mr tucker, I gotta tell you,
I'm a little bit nervous about...
791
01:20:33,244 --> 01:20:38,321
about what I'm supposed to do. What sort
of policies are you guys trying to push?
792
01:20:38,499 --> 01:20:44,288
The party shares the concern of the
American taxpayer, the working man.
793
01:20:44,463 --> 01:20:50,336
Here's the new freeway we're announcing.
My son-in-law got that contract.
794
01:20:50,511 --> 01:20:52,587
Fine boy!
795
01:20:52,763 --> 01:20:55,301
We're also in favour
of public facilities.
796
01:20:55,474 --> 01:20:59,721
We're going to tear down that
old hospital on the east side...
797
01:20:59,895 --> 01:21:01,888
and put in a nice golf course.
798
01:21:02,064 --> 01:21:06,892
Chairman Caldwell really likes to play
golf. Wins every tournament he plays in.
799
01:21:07,069 --> 01:21:11,648
He's got a 48 handicap, fine golfer.
And we're in favour of lowering taxes.
800
01:21:11,824 --> 01:21:15,074
Didn't you use to work there?
801
01:21:16,579 --> 01:21:18,571
Closed?
802
01:21:18,748 --> 01:21:21,073
The party's looking
out for the consumer.
803
01:21:21,250 --> 01:21:26,327
Last night, the proprietor made a false
claim on a television commercial.
804
01:21:26,505 --> 01:21:29,127
One of our constituents
brought it to our attention.
805
01:21:29,300 --> 01:21:34,425
The case goes before a judge in about
five minutes. Justice can be swift.
806
01:21:34,597 --> 01:21:38,345
What the hell do you mean you
got hanging judge Harrison?
807
01:21:38,517 --> 01:21:40,759
He's not on our take, he's legit!
808
01:21:40,936 --> 01:21:45,931
Remember that coloured kid found
guilty for stealing a case of beer?
809
01:21:46,108 --> 01:21:49,560
Hanging judge Harrison gave
him 35 years of hard labour.
810
01:21:49,737 --> 01:21:52,489
You need someone to throw
the book at this broad.
811
01:21:52,656 --> 01:21:57,864
I've paid off all the witnesses, I even
have her attorney on my payroll.
812
01:22:00,206 --> 01:22:02,282
I can win this case, Roy. Trust me.
813
01:22:03,334 --> 01:22:07,960
She's a first offender. That's a $500
fine, even if they do convict her.
814
01:22:08,130 --> 01:22:14,251
She's gonna be convicted and I'm afraid
the fine is going to be real severe.
815
01:22:14,428 --> 01:22:15,757
Jesus...
816
01:22:15,930 --> 01:22:18,503
there's only one thing she
can do: Sell that lot.
817
01:22:18,682 --> 01:22:21,600
Jesus Christ!
818
01:22:22,937 --> 01:22:25,642
Wait a minute, Russo!
819
01:22:28,484 --> 01:22:31,355
Hold it! Wait a minute!
820
01:22:34,407 --> 01:22:37,026
Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!
The honourable H.H. Harrison presiding.
821
01:22:37,050 --> 01:22:39,761
Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!
The honourable H.H. Harrison presiding.
822
01:22:39,870 --> 01:22:42,575
All rise!
823
01:23:14,447 --> 01:23:17,198
This court...
824
01:23:17,366 --> 01:23:20,237
is now in session.
825
01:23:22,038 --> 01:23:26,830
Do you solemnly swear to tell the
whole truth, so help you god?
826
01:23:38,220 --> 01:23:40,296
I do.
827
01:23:45,311 --> 01:23:47,469
Excuse me...
828
01:23:47,646 --> 01:23:50,600
excuse me... pardon me... sorry.
829
01:23:50,775 --> 01:23:55,602
Mr Slaton? Will you
commence the questioning?
830
01:23:57,281 --> 01:23:59,689
Please state your
name and occupation.
831
01:24:01,494 --> 01:24:06,488
Barbara Jane Fuchs. I'm the
owner of the new deal car lot.
832
01:24:06,665 --> 01:24:12,870
We have heard testimony from
four qualified experts...
833
01:24:13,047 --> 01:24:17,590
right here in this courtroom, to the
fact that the commercial in question...
834
01:24:17,760 --> 01:24:24,261
was authorised by you and was
not tampered with in any way.
835
01:24:24,433 --> 01:24:29,475
I put it to you, miss Fuchs: Do you have
a mile of cars to sell on your lot?
836
01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:34,309
Yes! Lie!
837
01:24:38,030 --> 01:24:40,319
Could you repeat the
question, please?
838
01:24:43,202 --> 01:24:46,986
Do you have a mile of cars
for sale on your lot?
839
01:24:47,164 --> 01:24:51,791
When placed end to end, will the cars
on your lot total one mile in length...
840
01:24:51,961 --> 01:24:55,911
and may I remind you
you are under oath?
841
01:24:56,090 --> 01:25:00,752
- I don't know...
- Speak up, miss Fuchs!
842
01:25:08,519 --> 01:25:09,847
Yes.
843
01:25:16,902 --> 01:25:18,694
Order!
844
01:25:22,908 --> 01:25:26,159
Order! Order!
845
01:25:30,750 --> 01:25:32,576
Miss Fuchs?
846
01:25:34,086 --> 01:25:42,086
Are you absolutely certain that you
understood the gentleman's question?
847
01:25:48,059 --> 01:25:53,645
You realise, miss Fuchs, that one
mile of cars is over 250 cars?
848
01:25:53,814 --> 01:25:57,479
Are you aware that you've opened
yourself up to a charge of perjury?
849
01:25:57,651 --> 01:25:59,110
What?
850
01:25:59,278 --> 01:26:05,233
I can produce a number of witnesses who
will testify to the fact that she is lying.
851
01:26:05,409 --> 01:26:08,825
That she has, in fact, only 25
cars on her lot at this time.
852
01:26:08,996 --> 01:26:11,618
Why don't see for yourself, judge?
853
01:26:12,875 --> 01:26:15,544
Order!
854
01:26:17,380 --> 01:26:21,840
- I have no objection to that.
- Neither do I.
855
01:26:22,009 --> 01:26:26,137
Miss Fuchs, I'm gonna release
you on your own recognizance.
856
01:26:26,305 --> 01:26:32,343
Court will reconvene at 2.45 p.m.
At the new deal used car lot...
857
01:26:32,520 --> 01:26:38,640
where I am going to settle
this matter once and for all.
858
01:26:49,161 --> 01:26:54,203
250 keys, 250 titles, 250 cars.
859
01:26:54,375 --> 01:27:00,211
But you've brought no transport trucks.
How are you gonna get them home?
860
01:27:00,381 --> 01:27:03,964
I have 250 drivers.
861
01:27:18,816 --> 01:27:21,307
What have I done to the children?
862
01:27:23,446 --> 01:27:28,950
- You want that one too?
- All of them, everything you got.
863
01:27:29,118 --> 01:27:31,739
How about some marijuana?
Some rifles?
864
01:27:31,912 --> 01:27:36,076
- Anything that doesn't start, we'll tow.
- Listen, take him up on the reefer.
865
01:27:40,463 --> 01:27:42,455
This had better work!
866
01:27:42,631 --> 01:27:47,459
You told me that your students
needed some road experience, right?
867
01:27:47,636 --> 01:27:49,843
They're gonna get a crash course.
868
01:27:50,014 --> 01:27:52,849
Hey, you, amigo!
869
01:27:54,101 --> 01:27:58,728
How about some rifles for your students?
Chico! Bring some rifles!
870
01:27:58,898 --> 01:28:04,105
Take your hands off me, sir!
I don't believe in violence!
871
01:28:05,696 --> 01:28:08,152
Forget about the rifles...
872
01:28:08,324 --> 01:28:10,613
I think she skipped town.
873
01:28:10,785 --> 01:28:15,660
Good! I'll win the damn thing on
a default. This calls for a toast...
874
01:28:15,831 --> 01:28:20,742
to the man who in two hours will be the
biggest car dealer in the southwest.
875
01:28:20,920 --> 01:28:26,127
Me. Roy I. Fuchs.
Straighten that out, carmine.
876
01:28:26,300 --> 01:28:29,420
Drivers! To your cars!
877
01:28:39,021 --> 01:28:41,726
Jeff, do you read me?
878
01:28:41,899 --> 01:28:46,276
I just finished measuring these.
If we throw in the 26 cars on the lot...
879
01:28:46,445 --> 01:28:50,739
that gives us 18 feet
safety margin. That's one car.
880
01:28:50,908 --> 01:28:55,369
- That's playing it pretty close.
- Are we going to make it in two hours?
881
01:28:59,834 --> 01:29:02,835
You girls ready for some
heavy duty driving?
882
01:29:03,003 --> 01:29:08,757
Let's see, left hand at 10 o'clock
and right hand at 2 o'clock.
883
01:29:08,926 --> 01:29:10,171
Jeff, do you read?
884
01:29:11,971 --> 01:29:17,843
Yeah, you got your own "back door man",
I'll be bringing it up to your rear...
885
01:29:18,018 --> 01:29:21,103
will you watch where the
hell you're standing!
886
01:29:21,272 --> 01:29:23,893
You gotta find yourself
another car, nigger!
887
01:29:24,066 --> 01:29:29,606
This is the only Cadillac here and I
don't drive in nothin' but a cadillac.
888
01:29:29,780 --> 01:29:33,908
We're towing a car!
Have you ever towed a car before?
889
01:29:34,076 --> 01:29:35,736
- No.
- Oh great!
890
01:29:35,911 --> 01:29:39,660
Drivers! Start your engines!
891
01:29:50,092 --> 01:29:54,754
I'm gonna have to take one hand
off the wheel to start the car...
892
01:29:54,930 --> 01:29:58,596
you're not gonna flunk
me for that, are you?
893
01:29:58,768 --> 01:30:00,844
Just start the car.
894
01:30:03,355 --> 01:30:06,890
- You ready?
- Let's go.
895
01:30:07,943 --> 01:30:10,481
Let's move 'em out!
896
01:31:48,419 --> 01:31:50,874
Come on, baby, let's go!
897
01:31:51,047 --> 01:31:54,961
- How fast are we going?
- Fifty-five.
898
01:31:55,176 --> 01:31:59,672
At this rate, I think we're going
to be about half an hour late.
899
01:31:59,847 --> 01:32:04,426
Everybody listen up! We're gonna
have a lesson in driving history!
900
01:32:04,602 --> 01:32:09,596
This is how we used to drive on the
highways: At seventy-five mph!
901
01:32:09,774 --> 01:32:14,234
- Everybody seventy-five mph!
- Seventy-five!
902
01:32:34,548 --> 01:32:36,755
Put that pedal on the floor!
903
01:32:41,764 --> 01:32:44,634
I've got this
motherfucker wide open!
904
01:32:50,940 --> 01:32:55,815
This dude ain't no driving teacher,
he's some kind of con man.
905
01:32:55,986 --> 01:33:01,776
That's 20 miles over the speed limit.
At $10 a mile, that's a $200 fine.
906
01:33:01,951 --> 01:33:05,320
They can't fine us, we don't
have our license yet.
907
01:33:12,753 --> 01:33:14,829
It's the police! Stop!
908
01:33:20,219 --> 01:33:23,173
Oh shit! Wait...
909
01:33:24,765 --> 01:33:29,593
"at the scene of an accident,
always wait for the police to arrive."
910
01:33:29,770 --> 01:33:33,104
- This is eleven forty-four...
- They're here.
911
01:33:35,651 --> 01:33:39,102
Rudy, we just lost our
one-car safety margin, pal.
912
01:33:39,280 --> 01:33:43,693
You'd better scout ahead for more cops.
We can't take any more chances.
913
01:33:43,868 --> 01:33:46,406
Okay, ten-four.
914
01:34:07,767 --> 01:34:12,144
- How much do you owe me now, carmine?
- Twenty-seven.
915
01:34:14,857 --> 01:34:17,478
Look at that...
916
01:34:17,651 --> 01:34:21,317
I just heard some crazy
shit on my police scanner.
917
01:34:21,489 --> 01:34:26,198
There's a whole shitload of used cars
headed this way. You care about that?
918
01:34:38,547 --> 01:34:40,623
Shit!
919
01:34:46,055 --> 01:34:51,180
Rudy, I hope you read me 'cause
we got a real big problem.
920
01:34:52,561 --> 01:34:55,977
- What is it?
- Police roadblock.
921
01:34:56,148 --> 01:35:01,309
- What the hell are you gonna do?
- We're going to take a short cut.
922
01:35:35,855 --> 01:35:37,812
What are you... oh, hi, Roy.
923
01:35:37,982 --> 01:35:41,018
Did you see about 250
cars go by here?
924
01:35:41,193 --> 01:35:43,601
No, we haven't seen 'em yet.
925
01:35:43,779 --> 01:35:48,737
- Where the hell are they?
- Who cares? They'll never make it.
926
01:35:48,909 --> 01:35:53,536
Yeah, the only way they can get there
on time is to drive as the crow flies.
927
01:35:53,706 --> 01:35:57,205
- I wouldn't worry about it.
- What did you say?
928
01:35:57,376 --> 01:36:00,626
Never mind! Back up
there and take a left!
929
01:36:36,957 --> 01:36:39,246
You pea-brained ignoramus!
930
01:36:44,507 --> 01:36:47,508
What a beautiful day.
931
01:36:47,676 --> 01:36:53,382
Two thirty... whose idea was it,
going out to this used car lot?
932
01:36:53,557 --> 01:36:56,642
I could have been out playing golf.
933
01:37:05,528 --> 01:37:09,656
There they are!
Head for the lead truck!
934
01:37:14,161 --> 01:37:17,281
Hey, Rudy, looks
like we got company.
935
01:37:17,456 --> 01:37:20,956
Fuchs! What the hell is this?
936
01:37:24,547 --> 01:37:28,591
Get out and get in the back!
Get in the damn back!
937
01:37:28,759 --> 01:37:30,918
You're crazy!
938
01:37:31,095 --> 01:37:35,093
Don't give me no Goddamn lip!
Get in the Goddamn back now!
939
01:37:38,853 --> 01:37:41,094
What the hell is he doing?
940
01:37:45,651 --> 01:37:49,483
Hey, Rudy! You want me to
ram the son of a bitch?
941
01:37:49,655 --> 01:37:53,024
No! Keep going!
We're running out of time!
942
01:37:59,457 --> 01:38:02,541
Pull over closer!
Pull in behind them!
943
01:38:06,714 --> 01:38:08,837
Pull in behind them!
944
01:38:09,008 --> 01:38:13,421
Keep it going!
Don't stop for anything!
945
01:38:17,767 --> 01:38:19,012
He's got a gun!
946
01:38:19,185 --> 01:38:22,470
- Shoot the son of a bitch!
- You motherfucker, you!
947
01:38:26,567 --> 01:38:29,438
- Pull over!
- Get off of there!
948
01:38:31,489 --> 01:38:33,232
You motherfucker!
949
01:38:46,379 --> 01:38:48,704
Keep going!
950
01:38:54,595 --> 01:38:58,130
Slow down...
I want you bad, you fat-ass!
951
01:38:58,307 --> 01:39:03,646
I want you, man! I want you!
I gotta have you! I'm gonna get you!
952
01:39:23,040 --> 01:39:27,749
- Heavy duty, brother!
- Follow the black car!
953
01:39:30,756 --> 01:39:32,832
Thanks for dropping in!
954
01:39:40,891 --> 01:39:42,849
Get away from me!
955
01:39:54,196 --> 01:39:56,734
Stop that truck!
956
01:40:13,007 --> 01:40:17,883
What am I supposed to do when someone's
standing on the hood of my car?
957
01:40:18,054 --> 01:40:20,758
Close in! Faster!
958
01:40:20,931 --> 01:40:23,469
Move it up closer!
959
01:40:35,196 --> 01:40:37,484
Let go of him!
960
01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:50,038
You all right?
961
01:40:53,089 --> 01:40:55,959
Billingham,
let's move this chariot.
962
01:40:56,133 --> 01:41:00,048
I still may be able to
get in eight holes.
963
01:41:15,152 --> 01:41:19,814
What the hell is this now?
A mirror truck?
964
01:41:19,990 --> 01:41:22,279
I hope none of them's cracked...
965
01:42:08,289 --> 01:42:10,958
let's go! That's it!
966
01:42:20,092 --> 01:42:25,846
That's it! We made it! Nice job!
967
01:42:28,225 --> 01:42:30,467
That was some pretty heavy driving!
968
01:42:30,644 --> 01:42:34,310
- We missed page 35!
- We're here, aren't we?
969
01:42:34,482 --> 01:42:39,274
- This motherfucker's all right.
- This car is bad, I tell you, man!
970
01:42:39,445 --> 01:42:42,481
Well, did I pass the test,
Mr Ghertner?
971
01:42:42,656 --> 01:42:48,031
Yes, as long as you promise to get
your license in another state.
972
01:42:53,959 --> 01:42:58,206
I think we got plenty of time.
Look who's coming!
973
01:43:04,762 --> 01:43:06,422
We made it!
974
01:43:06,597 --> 01:43:14,178
I know you're seeing the same thing with
those itty-bitty beady eyes of yours.
975
01:43:14,355 --> 01:43:17,890
I tell ya, that sure looks
like a mile of cars to me.
976
01:43:18,067 --> 01:43:24,070
Let's just make sure, your honour.
Measure them! Every one of them!
977
01:43:24,240 --> 01:43:27,110
No, sir! That's it!
978
01:43:27,284 --> 01:43:32,908
I mean, that's a red car...
I'm sorry, I tried...
979
01:43:35,876 --> 01:43:41,084
no, no, no, it's a red car.
980
01:43:41,257 --> 01:43:44,922
If Jeff don't get here, we're
going to be 18 feet short.
981
01:43:45,094 --> 01:43:46,837
Dammit...
982
01:43:48,973 --> 01:43:51,724
Jeff, come in!
983
01:43:51,892 --> 01:43:55,760
Jeff, come in! Are you there?
984
01:44:00,151 --> 01:44:02,309
Come in! Are you there?
985
01:44:02,486 --> 01:44:05,191
Are you there?
986
01:44:06,824 --> 01:44:09,659
- Jeff, come in, please!
- Where is he?
987
01:44:09,827 --> 01:44:14,406
- Yeah, Rudy, I'm here.
- Where's here?
988
01:44:14,582 --> 01:44:20,122
I'm parked near the railroad crossing
on valley road, near highway 9.
989
01:44:20,296 --> 01:44:24,459
Get over here! We're in a hurry!
Without your car we're 18 feet short!
990
01:44:24,633 --> 01:44:27,171
Can't they measure them any faster?
991
01:44:27,344 --> 01:44:31,045
What do you expect me to do?
Put roller skates on them boys?
992
01:44:31,223 --> 01:44:36,099
The paint washed off, Rudy,
and there's red paint underneath...
993
01:44:36,270 --> 01:44:39,721
you see, I can't drive
it, it's a red car!
994
01:44:39,899 --> 01:44:45,439
Jeff, you've been driving it all day.
It's all in your mind, you can do it...
995
01:44:47,323 --> 01:44:52,364
- which side of the tracks are you on?
- East.
996
01:44:52,536 --> 01:44:57,163
He's on the wrong side. The 2.45
is coming through. You've got to do it!
997
01:44:57,333 --> 01:44:59,622
- I can't do it.
- Red cars don't mean shit!
998
01:44:59,794 --> 01:45:03,412
I'm sorry... listen to me...
999
01:45:03,589 --> 01:45:10,007
there's grey primer underneath that red
paint, you're really driving a grey car.
1000
01:45:10,179 --> 01:45:17,060
Please, Jeff, if you don't
get here, we lose the lot.
1001
01:45:18,729 --> 01:45:23,059
- Fourteen seven!
- Seventeen feet, nine inches.
1002
01:45:27,405 --> 01:45:30,109
What do you think, Toby?
1003
01:45:32,702 --> 01:45:37,778
Shit! Wouldn't you know it?
For once the train's on time.
1004
01:45:37,957 --> 01:45:42,120
- Seventeen six.
- Eighteen feet, four inches.
1005
01:45:52,555 --> 01:45:56,884
- Seventeen feet, nine inches.
- Fourteen four.
1006
01:46:17,705 --> 01:46:20,278
Come on!
1007
01:46:30,593 --> 01:46:33,131
Eighteen feet, four inches.
1008
01:46:33,304 --> 01:46:37,136
Is that the last car?
What's the final total?
1009
01:46:37,308 --> 01:46:40,558
Come on! One of these...
1010
01:46:56,327 --> 01:47:00,621
well, it'd better be a grey car...
1011
01:47:34,198 --> 01:47:36,689
you cheated! You cheated!
1012
01:47:36,867 --> 01:47:38,943
You cheated, you bastards!
1013
01:47:39,120 --> 01:47:43,663
Easy, Roy, they're on the
last car and they're short.
1014
01:47:45,042 --> 01:47:52,255
Five thousand two hundred and sixty-two
and... eighteen will make a mile...
1015
01:47:52,425 --> 01:47:57,217
here it is, right there!
You're eighteen feet short.
1016
01:48:04,770 --> 01:48:07,807
Take it from the bumper!
1017
01:48:12,403 --> 01:48:15,938
Ah... you're two inches short.
1018
01:48:18,701 --> 01:48:25,534
5280 feet, a mile of cars!
Case dismissed!
1019
01:48:30,588 --> 01:48:35,665
Wait a minute! Somebody pay you off?
A license plate don't count!
1020
01:48:35,843 --> 01:48:40,386
Come on, buddy! We won!
1021
01:48:42,641 --> 01:48:44,219
Don't give me that shit!
1022
01:48:44,393 --> 01:48:50,313
For uttering those contemptuous remarks,
I'm gonna put your balls in a sling.
1023
01:48:50,483 --> 01:48:53,318
Deputies! Let's haul ass!
1024
01:48:55,696 --> 01:48:58,401
Come on, buddy, come on...
1025
01:49:02,953 --> 01:49:04,946
well, partner...
1026
01:49:05,122 --> 01:49:09,202
that was terrific, what
you did here today.
1027
01:49:09,377 --> 01:49:14,715
With that new freeway ramp, you're gonna
have the best freeway access in the state.
1028
01:49:14,882 --> 01:49:18,465
You can have the biggest
dealership in the southwest.
1029
01:49:18,636 --> 01:49:20,925
I know we've had our differences...
1030
01:49:21,097 --> 01:49:25,225
but if you ever need a friend,
you've got one downtown.
1031
01:49:25,393 --> 01:49:28,310
Thanks, Sam, thanks a million.
1032
01:49:28,479 --> 01:49:30,518
Well... partners.
1033
01:49:30,689 --> 01:49:34,438
Don't partner me! You knew about
that freeway the whole time.
1034
01:49:34,610 --> 01:49:38,560
I didn't know anything,
this is the first I've heard of it.
1035
01:49:38,739 --> 01:49:43,532
- Rudy, are you sure?
- Trust me.
1036
01:49:43,703 --> 01:49:47,321
- Excuse me, miss...
- Ma'am?
1037
01:49:47,498 --> 01:49:52,243
What's that yellow paint doing
on that car? Did it use to be a taxi?
1038
01:49:52,420 --> 01:49:56,963
- That car there?
- Yes, that car there.
1039
01:50:04,390 --> 01:50:08,388
- No, ma'am, that's yellow primer.
- Yellow primer?
1040
01:50:08,561 --> 01:50:11,977
Yes, that's being used on
a lot of cars these days.
1041
01:50:12,148 --> 01:50:16,560
It's a rust preventative,
it adds life to the body...
1042
01:50:22,014 --> 01:50:25,493
It's all a big shuffle
cut and deal.
1043
01:50:25,517 --> 01:50:28,997
All the smart players
got a way to steal.
1044
01:50:29,021 --> 01:50:32,000
If you're a believer
you'll find out fast.
1045
01:50:32,024 --> 01:50:35,503
Like life and your pickup
nothing's made to last.
1046
01:50:35,527 --> 01:50:39,007
Used car
everybody's got one to trade.
1047
01:50:39,031 --> 01:50:43,011
Used car
everybody's got one to sell.
1048
01:50:43,035 --> 01:50:47,515
Used car buyer,
take care buyer, beware.
1049
01:50:47,539 --> 01:50:49,017
Oh, yeah.
1050
01:50:49,041 --> 01:50:53,021
You gotta spit on
it to make it shine.
1051
01:50:53,045 --> 01:50:56,524
You gotta hard sell it
move it down the line.
1052
01:50:56,548 --> 01:51:00,028
Like an old lover
it's slowing down.
1053
01:51:00,052 --> 01:51:03,055
You wanna change partners
you gotta shop around.
1054
01:51:03,555 --> 01:51:06,558
Used car
everybody's got one to trade.
1055
01:51:07,059 --> 01:51:10,538
Used car
everybody's got one to sell.
1056
01:51:10,562 --> 01:51:15,067
Used car buyer,
take care buyer, beware.
1057
01:51:30,582 --> 01:51:34,562
Are you a spring
dreamer ripe for love.
1058
01:51:34,586 --> 01:51:38,090
Spot a great body
you've been dreamin' of.
1059
01:51:38,590 --> 01:51:41,569
So you go for it
she's a heavy ten.
1060
01:51:41,593 --> 01:51:44,596
Paint peels off you've
been ripped off again.
1061
01:51:45,097 --> 01:51:48,076
Used car
everybody's got one to trade.
1062
01:51:48,100 --> 01:51:52,080
Used car
everybody's got one to sell.
1063
01:51:52,104 --> 01:51:56,608
Used car buyer,
take care buyer, go to hell.
1064
01:51:58,610 --> 01:52:02,090
Used car
everybody's got one to trade.
1065
01:52:02,114 --> 01:52:05,617
Used car
everybody's got one to sell.
1066
01:52:06,118 --> 01:52:10,122
Used car buyer,
take care buyer, go to hell.
1067
01:52:10,622 --> 01:52:12,600
Yeah, right.
1068
01:52:12,624 --> 01:52:15,603
Used car
everybody's got one to trade.
1069
01:52:15,627 --> 01:52:19,607
Used car
everybody's got one to sell.
1070
01:52:19,631 --> 01:52:24,636
Used car buyer,
take care buyer, go to hell.
1071
01:52:27,139 --> 01:52:30,142
Used car trust me.
1072
01:52:30,642 --> 01:52:33,621
Used car would I lie to you.
1073
01:52:33,645 --> 01:52:37,649
Used car buyer, take care
92457
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