All language subtitles for Pirates (2005).eng

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Oh God, Isabella

I can not begin to tell you how happy I am at this moment.

Life is absolute perfection my love.

I must admit, Manuel, I'm a little nervous.

Nervous? There's no need to be nervous.

Is it true that the Caribbean Sea is infested with murderous pirates?

Oh yes, but would never let one pirate within sight or sound of your breath.

Cause you are far too sexy.

God I can not wait to see your body.

Oh, stop it , we're married now.

You'll get to see it soon enough.

But there’s still one more thing.

What if when you see my body, you decide that you don't like it?

Then I guess I'll have to sell you to some lusty pirate who are in need of a sex slave.

I'm sure you're worth a gold piece or two.

Manuel, you're such an ass.

What?

Seriously

You're now and forever my wife, nothing will change that.

I love you for everything that you are.

Everything you are not, and everything that will become.

Thank you my love.

Thank God. Heavenly Perfection!

260 years I have waited for this greatness
and the moment have almost arrived.

We are close, she has given no sign that she has spotted us.

Well done. Keep us sailing with swift arms.

Aye Captain.

What's wrong?

Aw, nothing ... return to sleep my love.

Where are you going sweet heart?

I'm just gonna breathe some fresh sea air, I'll return soon.

Manuel, have you ever seen such a heavenly night?

In all my years of sailin' I've never seen such serenity upon the sea.

God has blessed us with peace tonight, hasn't he?

Certainly has.

So how long do you think before we reach Caribbean waters?

Should arrive late morning.

That soon?

Well if we don't lose the calm breeze in our back, and if it picks up ...

... we get there before sunup.

Rest assured, I'll get you there safely..

I have no doubt of that, you've always delivered my goods with speed and care captain.

Thank you my friend.

Be gone with you. You should be resting with your beautiful new wife.

She's probably cold without you.

You're right captain. Good night

How is the sea air my love?

The only air that I wish to breath is that of your sweet breath.

I love you so much.

And I you. When I do my trade post, I will shower you with anything that you desire.

I only desire you.

I know.

I just thought I would
sweeten the deal a little bit.

You're such a fool.

Maybe I should be more foolish more often.

Line up the crew on the bow and bring me the passengers from the deck bellow.

And Serena..

..as much as I love your methods don't even consider killing anyone this time.

What are you doing?

If you release her, We will gladly do what you wish.

There is no need for this violent game!

Sorry sir.

Ahoy me hearties, my name is Captain Victor Stagnetti.

I sincerely apologize for any inconvenience

...that us pirates may
have caused you, but..

..being that we are pirates..

..sadly this is our way.

Usually this sort of incursion ends with individuals such as yourself decapitated

with your heads floating in the sea for the sharks to devour.

However, this sort of pirate delight does not
have to occur if I'm given what I desire.

What is it that you desire, Captain?

I was getting to that!

I hate when I'm interrupted don't you?

Aye! Now.

I've been searching for a man for a very, very, very long time.

And my search is going to end right here and now.

Will the man with the name Manuel Valenzuela, step forward to reveal himself.

What a pretty pearl necklace

That's enough!

I am Manuel Valenzuela.
I am Manuel Valenzuela!

I am Manuel

Please, let me save her!

Good!

I thought I was gonna have to have to throw the entire crew off the ship until found you.

Captain, please. I beg you, let me save her.

No! You're fat too valuable to be shark meat.

That my friend is a fate of your pretty lady to enjoy.

You'll stay right next to me for safety sake.

Please, she is my wife! Don't let her die. I beg you, please.

Have compassion.

Thank you gentlemen for your time.

You may go on your merry way, seamen.

I bid you adieu. gentlemen back to the Devil's Rose. And my vicious lady, too.

Helmsman, prepare to set sail.

Are you really gonna to let it go unscathed sir?

Of course not.

Sink her.

Captain's Log, August 25, 1763

It has been four long weeks since we've seen corsairs.

The crew has grown restless and unmotivated.

I try to motivate by teaching them swordplay..

..but they grow tired only after a few minutes practice.

Somehow, my first mate, Jules...

...has managed to keep their spirits high.

I'm not sure how she does it, I haven't the slightest idea.

Many of the men are very inarticulate...

I think that she gives them lessons by upping and improve their oral skills or perhaps even Bible study.

Each night I hear the sounds of praise and joy from her cabin...

... that can only be induced by earnest worship.

At least we know that the good Lord will be with us on our journey...

However, there is a far more serious problem approaching.

The ships food supply are getting very dangerously low...

..and I fear that we must return to port soon.

I deep desire to vanquish pirates we come upon..

..but to be honest I am a little concerned.

Because Woo Chou, my gunner, cannot make
the new cannons fire with very much might.

Each time the cannon is fired it smells like rotting goat's ass.

Woo believes that the gunpowder needs more potassium nitrate and less sulfur.

It's not my fault! I need potassium.

The bad news is that we do not have any potassium nitrate.

But regardless we will fight the pirates by sword or by hand..

..to the death if necessary.

As for myself, I feel confident and secure knowing
that we'll soon sight either a corsair or a cog..

..and when called upon my crew will jump into action.

We are brave. We are men and women born of the cold sea. Pirates will fear us.

They will fear me.

Captain Edward Reynolds. Captain of the Sea Stallion.

Edward.

Excuse me the captain...

...has made specific orders not to be disturbed by anyone for any reason.

Unless we're under attack, and even then..

That's quite alright, Oxford. I'll speak to the commander.

But sir, really it's quite necessary to complete the log, for once it's been begun...

That's quite alright Oxford, you are dismissed. We'll continue the log later.

I suggest you report immediately to the crow's nest.

Aye.

Aye, Captain.

Oxford was right, you should not have disturbed me.

As captain, it is my responsibility to make sure that all the ships protocols ...

... Followed exactly.
As captain, it is my responsibility to make sure that all the ships protocols ...

... Followed exactly.

As ship's captain it is my responsibility to make sure
that my orders are followed exactly and precisely.

As captain it is my responsibility...

...to make sure that the rules of this vessel are strictly adhered to."

Edward, stop the charade.

What's wrong?

I'm a fool, Jules. I'm a lousy commander. I can't hunt pirates.

I can't even hunt tuna. The crew they hate me.

What are you talking about?

We've been dreaming about this since we were children.

I'm a lousy commander

we haven't seen a ship, let alone a
pirate ship in four weeks. Four weeks!

My father was right. I should have stayed on the tobacco plantation..

..just helping run it.

-No. You've just lost faith in yourself.

Yes, it's true you've never set foot on a boat before you bought this vessel.

Yes it's true you've never been in combat with a man nor pirate.

Yes it's true you have no knowledge of the seas..

..but, you have a dream.

And that my friend, is stronger than any knowledge or experience.

It's your fate.

What if this isn't my destiny? What if this isn't my fate?

You can "what if" your whole life and die peacefully in a warm bed

or you can make worthy your existence...

... and prevent pirates from inflicting suffering on innocent people.

Like our loved ones had to endure.

Captain! Sail-ho! Sail-ho!

Well, let's see what our fate has in store for us

Where's the galleon, Oxford?

Off the bow my captain.

I don't see anything.

Look! There's something floating in the water.

I still don't see anything. Check your dead lights, Oxford.

There's somebody floating on the wood.

Man overboard.

Helmsman, bring the ship around.

Aye Captain. Coming about.

Help me get her inside.

It's okay, it's okay, you're safe here.

Is she alright?

Yes, she is a little disoriented.

Here my dear. Take this and drink it, it will help you relax.

My name is Captain Edward Reynolds..

..and you're safely aboard my ship, the Sea Stallion.

Are you pirates?

Pirates? No. I, well we, what we do, we're...

We are pirate hunters.

Thank God, I certainly thought I was gonna die.

You're very much safe here.

That's what Manuel said too.

Who is Manuel?

My husband.

Was your ship attacked by pirates?

Yes. We just got married in Spain.

We were destined to the Sevilla Island.

Manuel was my family.

I'm sorry.

We were awakened by pirates.

Then the pirate captain told my husband to step forward..

..to reveal himself, but Manuel didn't.

It was then when I was thrown overboard by the pirate captain.

Do you remember his name?

I think he said his name was Captain Victus.

"Stagnetti"

Who is he?

Well he is just the personification of everything that is all evil and wrongdoing. That's all.

We must find him.

Eh, he could be halfway across the ocean now.

Nevertheless, we must find him.

But first, we'll need some more supplies and information before we start our search.

We must go to Sorscabra Island.

Where?

It is a small island off the coast,
which harbors thieves, murderers and...

..Pirates of the Caribbean.

Uh, I have something to talk to you about.

Captain can we talk in private?

Isabella, I want you to sleep and rest assured..

..knowing that you're safely and secure right here aboard my vessel.

Do you think Manuel is alive?

I don't know, but if he is, we will find him.

Thank you.

What has happened to you?

I just want us to consider the danger we are about to be up against.

Can't we start with a pirate that is a little less... accomplished?

If we defeat Victor Stagnetti, we will strike fear in all pirates.

Think what the world would write.

Really?

What would they say?

Newspapers will read Captain Edward Reynolds saves
the world once again from murderous pirates.

Is it possible?

Oh yeah, it's possible.

Really?

Books would write about how handsome you are...

Yes, I do look good in these clothes, don't I?

They would write about your bravery.

Yes, I do look death right in the eye and kick him in the testicles...

And finally they will read about the
love you have within for all creatures.

Right on the mark. I love so much sometimes it hurts.

Oh, Edward, the women!?

What..? The women..

Oh yeah, the women. They will run into your arms for safety and comfort.

Yes I do have strong arms, don't I?

Evil doesn't stand a chance against these twin hellfire cannons.

So what do you say? Are you with me my friend?

Yes, now and forever.
Captain Edward Reynolds, Pirate Hunter!

Faithful crew of the Sea Stallion...

I'm about to lead you on a perilous journey.
Faithful crew of the Sea Stallion...

I'm about to lead you on a perilous journey.

...into the eye of danger.

A journey in which some of you,
or perhaps none of you will ever return.

We're gonna hunt down and kill the most notorious and dangerous of all pirates.

Captain Victor Stagnetti and his pirate ship, The Devil's Rose.

I have spoken to you before about the dangers
you may encounter on a voyage of this nature.

But this is a menace like none other.

Woo, Oxford, I will not hold it against you if you do not join me.

You are my friends, and my friends forever. However..

Those that do wish to join me,
take a giant step forward now.

Remember you will be well rewarded by my husband when this voyage is over...

Well done!

Commander, set sail for Sorscabra Island.

Aye, Sir!

-Crew, smartly to the rigging!
- Aye Captain!

Well said, Captain.

Thank you Commander.

- What are we doing?

We're sailing for now.

But when the time comes, we do when the doing needs done.

Crew, full speed ahead to Sorscabra Island!

I can feel its awesome power beckoning me.

We are close Serena.

Go into town. Find where the Indian resides and report back to me.

As you wish.

There it is.

The brethren of liars, thieves, and murderers.

Sorscabra Island.

Helmsman! Take us to the northern end of the island.

I see a secluded place to weigh anchor.

Aye captain.

Commander, inform the crew that we are dropping anchor, and disembarking.

Aye, Captain.

Crewman, prepare to drop anchor and disembark!

I'm not ready for this Jules.

I know. Isn't it exciting!

Captain, Are we there yet?

Almost, Woo. We're about ready to anchor.

Good, I can get some potassium 我陈楚.

Alright, now listen up....

Jules will be searching the west
and southern end of the island.

I will be searching the northern and eastern end.

Where I'm going, Captain?

Woo, you'll search every place in between.

We'll let you know if we find anything.

Aye Captain.

Can I help?

Yes, you can go with Woo.

Alright.

Now we have to remain vigilant.

We're about to disembark into the tongue of the serpent.

I am looking for an Inca Indian who resides around this island.

Can anyone tell me where he is?

Well, well. If it isn't the infamous Serena. The villain, Serena.

The murderous, Serena.

If you do not know where the Indian is, I suggest you
crawl back into that bottle from which you came.

I do not wish to harm you.

I know where the Indian lives.

Then tell me.

So close to death, and still no answer?

Oh, I'll tell you. But it will cost you.

The Indian lives in a mission on the west
end of the island. I believe he's a monk.

If what you have said is a lie...

you will die a long torturous death.

I wouldn't expect anything less of you, Serena.

I don't fear death.

In fact I invite him here nightly to drink with me...

but he always seems to stand me up.

I hope that death finds you soon.

I hope so too.

Alms for the poor?
Right.

God bless.

Well, shiver me timbers.
Look at his pretty dress.

Wore em just for both you two sweethearts.

Step right up to the galleon, my friends.

who offers me 4 doubloons for her?

Alms for the poor?

Wait a minute, didn't I just give you ...

Alms for the poor?

Here you go.
God bless, Sir.

Heaven is sure expensive, if I get there.

With a body like that...I don't think you'll have a problem.

Thank you, ladies.

Run along monkey.

Look at you, aren't you a handsome boy.

And strong one too.

Careful those cannons might go off.

You are so adorable.

The name is Edwards. And yours?

I'm Madelyn, nice to meet you.

And this is Cristina.

Cristina!
She's the newest addition to Pink Cannonball.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

So tell me, what is Pink Cannonball?

Well, why don't you come with us and we'll show you.

No I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't.
I'm looking for someone.

Well we can help you look.
We know everyone who passes through this island.

I'm looking for a pirate.

We know many, many pirates.

Don't we Madeline? Of course we do.

But it's not safe to speak of pirates on the street. Let's go inside.

Well I really shouldn't.

Yes, let's go inside and we will tell you everything we know about pirates.

Hello, Marco.

Jules.

I knew one day you'd walk through
those doors again, back into my life.

Marco, I'm not here to hurt you.

Oh, then I guess you're here to pick
up the broken pieces of my heart.

...and in that scrapbook of my suffering.

I do not know why I'm here, my ship landed here.

Are you still captain of HMS Dingy Whore?

Marco, why are you doing this?

I'm sorry, did I invite you to come sit down and have a drink?

-No. And I saw you and I thought...

You thought what? That I would unconditionally
welcome ruin and chaos back into my life?

This isn't gonna work.

You know my life doesn't work ...

ever since you left me, nothing works.

Stop with your false tragedy.
Stop?

Did my eyes stop crying when you left me?

Did my stomach stop aching with the loss of your touch?

Did my pain ever stop? No. No Jules.

It never did, so why should I stop now?

What do you want? What do you want me to say?

I'm a slut. I'm a whore. I'm a streetwalker.

That I fuck every guy I encounter and I love it?

It's not true. She's just making a point, you idiots!

Let's put things into perspective.

We had a few nights of decent of sex, stop being so dramatic.

Decent? I was magnificent!

Yes. You were amazing. You were magnificent.

- Then why did you leave me?

I made a mistake. And I severely regret it.

Yes, I left you for another man,
but I did not mean to hurt you.

Hurt me, no. You killed me OK!

I walk this world lifeless and without love, because of you.

Okay Marco. I'll leave you in peace.

You know what, even if you did leave
me in peace, I wouldn't find it.

I'm in pain with you here,
I'll be in pain when you leave.

Please let me be in pain, watching your beautiful face.

Sit down and have a drink.

Can we live in this moment...
and this moment alone?

Yes.

Time begins and ends here.
Yes.

Time begins and ends here.

I will drink to that.

Drink up sweetheart, live for tonight.

The past is but dust...

And the future is but a mist in the coming winds.

Drink up. Tonight will be a loving memory.

Father, forgive me, for I have sinned.

What are your sins, my son?

Why is this man tied and gagged?

He's not your concern.

Any man suffering within the house of God is my concern.

I'm looking for an Inca Indian who
works and lives within these walls?

I can not help.

Let me warn you before you speak.

If you try to lie, I will run this sword in your skull.

Who are you and what the devil are you doing here?

Don't speak the devil's name in vain.

Why would you cause another man to harm?

Because I can.

Give yourself to God and your soul will be saved.

All you men of the cloth are all the same.
Always so concerned with souls and saving it.

I am going to ask you one more time.

Then I am going to cause so much pain to your body that your soul will feel it in heaven.

I don't not fear you or death.

Good.. Serena, take the father and tie him to the altar.

I think it's time he confesses his sins...

...to Father Victor Stagnetti.

You are Captain Victor Stagnetti? God help us all.

Be concerned with saving yourself.

It's a bit slow tonight, that’s awkward.

Cristina, why don't you go get Edward some rum?

No I shouldn't.

Nonsense. A little grog won't hurt you.

Besides, you look tense.

You know, I have been under a lot of pressure lately.

Here you go my dear.

Thank you.

Ladies.

Good stuff.

I'll get you another.
That’s alright.

Come on. Let's go rest that gorgeous body.

Ladies, I'm looking for a pirate.

A pirate by the name off...

This fabric is so soft, what is it?

It's silk.. from India.

So smooth.

Not as smooth as these silk lips. Here.

Touch it.

Yes, that's very smooth.

Thank you.

There's many more delights where that came from.

They're kissing with their tongues.

Never mind.

He's ours, bitch.

Ladeesh, ladeesh, ladies, ladies ...

... Please. There will be no fighting, not when Captain...

Edward Reynolds is here to save the day. There
will be no bloodshit...shed...bloodshed.

What was I talking about?

You were saying you wanted to take Cristina and I to a bedroom.

Was I? I don't remember that.

Yes, let's go talk about this someplace more comfortable.

Don't even think of following us.

The pirate's name I'm looking for is a... is a ...

Let us talk of this pirate later.

Yes, let's talk about dreams and fantasies.

- What do you mean?

Every man has a dream.

I dreamed the other night...

...that my cock was a giant Spanish galleon.

-No. What have you always dreamed to be?

I want to be the greatest pirate hunter the world has ever known.

Your wish is our command.

Now Captain Edward, close your eyes and imagine that this bed is your warship.

You're floating on an open sea of treachery. It is night.

... and you are sleeping.

A pirate hunter's eyes are always open, always awake, always vigilant.

Ready to do battle at a moments notice.

Details. It's always details with thees men.

Through the darkness, through the blinding snow, through the fog...

...a pirate hunter will relentlessly hunt its prey.

Nothing will stop him and nothing will stop me.

Pirates, attack.

Now Captain Edward,
it's time to taste some sweet pirate wine.

You have wine? Oh. Why...

His sword is so massive.

Taste his sword. Show him that we do not fear his weapons.

Aye, aye, Captain.

I'm the greatest pirate hunter in the world.

You're the greatest pirate hunter in the world!

I am the greatest pirate hunter in the world.

That was amazing.

Thank you.

What a night to remember.

Great sex, drinking and meeting the world's most feared pirate...

Who would that be?

Captain Victor Stagnetti's first mate, Serena.

You met Victor Stagnetti?

No I met his first mate.
We traded wits and.. she almost killed me.

What's she doing here?

I don't know. She was looking for some Indian that
lives in a mission on the west end of town...

Did she say where she was going?

No. Why do you care?

I'm just curious about pirates.

Jules, I love you.

What?

I love you.

Okay.

Well?

What do you want me to say?

Nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing?

It's obviously something, Marco.

You know what?
Would it kill you to say that you love me too?

What happened to "yesterday is dust & tomorrow's mist"?

Well tomorrow is here and it doesn't love me very much.

Marco.
You know what Jules, just leave me. Just go be..

Go be a whore somewhere else.

That's it!

Wait. What are you doing?

It's clear, I've tried to enjoy this night with you.

And it's clear that's not going to happen.

Jules no, please don't go.

Don't say a word!

OK, alright listen, maybe I overreacted. Maybe I was too dramatic.

My mother always thought that I would be a great actor.

So make-believe that I'm staying, so you won't be lonely.

No Jules! Where are you going? No I.. I can't risk losing you again.

Where you going? No! Jules! I can't go through this again.

Why would you fucking leave me you filthy whore? I love you!

I feel... I feel like I could die!

Ladies, that was exquisite.

The pleasure was all ours. Here's your coffee, darling.

Thank you my dear.

Go away! He's done.

I must say, I'm a little nervous in your presence.

Cristina and Madelyn told me that you're a Pirates hunter.

I always wanted to meet a real pirate hunter.

I'm just a man... a great man....but just a man.

You look so strong.

No pirate can withstand your brute force.

Well, it's not my mighty sinew that's defeated so many, many pirates.

It's my knowledge of the sea which has guided me so gleefully.

You're not only beautiful, but your words are poetry!

It's so hard being so smart. So intelligent.

Sometimes people don't understand what I'm saying.

Captain Victor Stagnetti wouldn't stand a chance against your superior wit.

So you've heard of Captain Victor Stagnetti?

Yes, of course.

Everyone has. In fact, he's here in town as we speak.

Victor? Here? Where?

A few of his men just left to go to Black Broom.

Black broom, where is that?

It's two blocks down on your left.

What are you gonna do there?

What I was born to do.

I'm going to hunt and kill pirates.

You're so noble. Kiss me.

I must depart.

I'll go with you. We'll fight Victor together.

No, this is something I need to do alone.

No, please. I can't stand the smell here anymore.

I can't even remove that disgusting stench of those pirates from my body.

Please. Take me with you.

I must go.

But when I come back, I will ensure that those
nasty, dirty pirates never touch you again.

Edward, I love you.

I must go.

No, I need you.

Cristina, help me.

Come on girl, let go. You've got work to do.

No. I never want to work here again.
I found my true love.

Let go of me you bitches!

I'll be with you soon, my love.

Your tolerance for pain is remarkable.

Why won't you tell me where the Indian lives? I'm not going to hurt him.

I made a promise.

It's only a matter of time, I will find him anyway.

Why are you doing this to me?

Because it is so wrong, in so many ways ...that's what makes it so pleasurable.

Serena, wipe the blood from his lips

I want to hear his suffering clearly.

My child, give up this wretched path.
God will help you.

It's too late.

Let God be the judge of this.

I'm glad you mentioned that.

Leave him alone.

Good timing ...

...I didn't want you to miss this. NO!.

Why, why did you do that?

Sorry, old friend.

You've have run around the world trying to escape me.

Look at what horror that is brought upon this man.

I have the descendant & the knife.

It is your birthright to show me what I want to see.

Follow me.

Serena, hide the priest's body. Keep Watch.

When I was a little boy I wanted to be a sorcerer.

A sorcerer! Why a sorcerer?

What you mean? Why not a sorcerer?

What about that one?

Aye. The captain will certainly be satisfied with her.

My mother taught me herself how to make black powder.

Someday I will learn to be a sorcerer, and maybe I can see my father again.

How about you?

What you want to be?

Isabela, Isabela, where are you?

Where is the dagger of Atahualpa?

If you fail, you will drown in the blood of the innocent.

You do realise that is he is not
the true descendant.. he will die.

And we will all drown in the blood of the innocent.

Proceed.

There you are.

Is he still alive?

Aye.
Good.

Untie him and gather the stones.

Stop right there.

Brother. I know you're not a priest, but I need to confess to someone.

Follow me, my child.

Tell me your sins.

I've killed many men.

Say 7 Hail Mary's and 10 Our Father's.

That's not all.
Go on.

I had premarital sex with men and women...

...participated in many lustful orgies.

Really?

What?

Continue

I've aided in the killing of a priest.

I don't want this life anymore.

I want all this death to stop.

Do you hear me brother?

Brother?

Serena, what are you doing?

I thought I heard something.

Our work is done here.

Wasn't that a lovely sermon the father gave?
We'll have to come again next time won't we?

Serena, perhaps you participate in communion next time.

Oh well.

Let's get off this stagnant island.

I don't have any more money for you.

Edward.

Jules! Jules! I got some exiting news for you.
I have something to tell you too.

I have to tell you something about Victor Stagnetti.
This is important.

I have something to tell you.
I do too.

Me first.

Me first.

OK, so I go to The Pink Cannonballs. And first, I walk through the door ...

...and the furniture doesn't really match the decor ...

-Edward! Yes.

Anyway, through some creative intellect and a little bit of
research, I have discovered, that right now, as we speak...

... on this island, Victor Stagnetti is here, as we breath.

Why are you wearing this robe?

What did I tell you? She's a whore to the bone.

The wench's crotch ain't dry yet, now harpy got her talons in another swabee.

Who are you?
Shut you mouth land lubber!

Marcos, why are you doing this?
Is this your new victim?

No, I've known him since I was a child, he's my captain.

What is that?

I'll tell you what that is.

Captain is a sexual pet name she
has for him. That's what it means.

Sea Witch.

I loved you so much. I wish you didn't even exist.

And when you act like this I wish you didn't exist.

Shut your mouth. Don't worry matey she won't be hurting any more men.

And what does that mean?

What that means is I'm not gonna
allow you to hurt another man.

This is all one big misunderstanding.

Silence!
Silence!

You're both are going to die.

What!?
What!?

Surprise!

Don't worry, my darling. I'm not going to hurt you.

But if you don't put up a good show, they will.

So relax and enjoy yourself.

Look me hearties! Look what I have captured.

What should I do with her?

Take her clothes off!

We want to see what lies beneath this dress?

Let go, what are you doing to me?
O, a fiery Spaniard!

That's great. Keep up that fighting. They love it.

Release me! Oh, I'll release you.. from these garments that hide your beauty.

Is this what you want to see?

Yes! Aye! Aaargh!

I'm going to kill you when I get free.

That wonderful, now call me a dirty whore.

I won't give you the pleasure of calling you a whore!

So, you want to be difficult?

I'll show you what we do with your kind.

If anyone of you touch me, I'll cut your hand
off or whatever part of your body touches me.

No stop you bitch, I will bite your nipples off.

Not before I do.... You'll like this.

Stop I'm married.
All the better.

I hate you, stop!

Oh! That feels good. Uhh!

Oh, Don't stop.

I don't know if we should do this.

What do you mean?
Look what she's done to you.

Maybe, maybe if she and I spent some time together maybe..

Maybe we could like get it back to the way it was before.

Maybe my balls could turn into breasts.

Don't be foolish.

She's incapable of loving anyone.

I don't know what to do.

Marco look at me!

You're a great white shark matie...

With huge daggers for teeth.

And you're swimming around in the oceans and seas of this world.

And out there in front of you is nothing but tender vittles..

...dolphins, tuna, there sweet little bodies.

And all you gotta do is take a bite!

...with those big dagger teeth. You're Spanish gold matie!

Spanish gold!

Doubloons.

You're telling me you don't know what to do with those big dagger teeth!

You're right. I'm gold. I'm Spanish gold.

You're a shark.
I'm a shark!

Let's burn this place down. And get with them dolphins, matie.

Yeah!

Nice work Jules!

It's not my fault.

I thought you were a virgin.

Edward, do you smell something?

What?
Something's burning.

Yeah, it's probably your pussy from
all the action you've been getting.

Shut up and think! How are we going to get out of here?

What do we do now Jules?

I don't know, Edward.

What was your news?

I found out about Victor and I know where he's going.

Where?

What was your news about Victor?

You're absolutely right Jules.

Something definitely is burning!

I don't think its your crotch.

Oh no! I think matters may have just gotten worse.

Excuse me sir, have you seen pretty lady carried by two men?

There's always a pretty lady being carried around by two men.

Wouldn't be a normal day if it wasn't.

Two pirates just took a young lady down to the cellar.

I wouldn't go down there if I was you.

Edward, my love.

Angelina, just in time, untie us.

No.
No?

Yes, no.

What do you mean, no?
You going to let us die in here?

Maybe.

Please untie us. This place is about to collapse!

Edward has to prove that he loves me.

How?

Make love to me, here, now.

Just here and now?
You don't want to go someplace safe?

No. It must be now.

We could all die in here.

I would rather die,
than not to have your love inside of me.

Edward, fuck her now!

OK. OK. OK.

I'll do it.

Better satisfy me.

Oh, yeah! Oh fuck me!

OK, can we untie her and go?

Thank you ladies. That was quite lovely.

I'm sorry we grabbed you like that.

But our other dancer didn't show up.

How can we pay you for your services?

Well, I could use some potassium nitrate.

Potassium nitrate! What does a woman need that for?

I have a rat problem at my house.

Oh, then you are in luck.

This is a supply room for black powder.

Take as much as you'd you like.

I most certainly will thank you.

You're the best partner I've ever had.

Have you ever been with a woman?

Actually no.

Have some grog my friend.

But I want to live the life of a pirate hunter!

That's not a life for delicate flowers such as yourself.

But... No buts.

One day I promise, I'll return to The Pink Cannonball.

You promise with all your heart?

Yeah...the whole thing.

Bye bye.

Goodbye, my sweet pirate hunter.

She's insane.

Yeah...I know. Let's go.

Serena.

You disappoint me.

What do you mean?

Are you losing your cruelty?

Becoming more compassionate?

No, Victor.

Good.

Otherwise I would have no use for you.

Helmsman, weigh anchor.

Prepare to sail southwest until next morning.

Aye, aye, Sir.

This is where we're going.

Cabarrus Island.

No one have ever come back from there alive.

You couldn't say that unless somebody had.

Good point Edward.

Thank you, Woo.

Well there's the vicious lady I remember.

Don't ever second guess me.

I sensed compassion,
and I don't trust a compassionate pirate.

You question me after the blood I spilled for you.

Vigilance is what kept me alive until now, isn't it?

Not vigilant enough.

I guess not.

I've sensed a certain weakness within you as well Victor.

And what is that my dear?

You have become so obsessed with your personal quest that...

...you have forgotten man's most basic desire....lust.

And without that.. you are nothing.

You're not even a man.

And what do you know of desire?

I desire two things.

Man's blood upon my blade...

And this.

What are you going to do Serena?

It's not what I'm going to do.

It's what you're gonna to do.

Now lick it!

And if I don't?

Then I will slit your throat and celebrate my new position...

as Captain of the Devil's Rose while drinking your blood.

Now..

Lick it!

That's my girl.

Don't ever second guess this bitch again.

I love him so much.

And now he's just gone.

Isabella, if he is alive I promise we will find him.

Even if we do find him, hes just not gonna love me anymore.

What do you mean?

I broke my vow to be faithful to him.

You were married 7 days.

Who'd you sleep with?

Don't tell me you slept with Woo Chou.

No, no, no.

I was captured by pirates.

Some pirates were throwing a bachelor party for their captain..

..and they only had one girl to put on a show.

So they captured me and...

...I was the other girl.

They forced you to sleep with her? I don't understand.

Not really.

At the beginning I resisted.

But then I...

You enjoyed it.
I really enjoyed it.

You didn't do anything that horrible.

Besides most men like women sleeping with other women.

Really?

Absolutely. They encourage it.

Maybe Manuel will too.

I love Manuel so much.

I just can't see myself being with another man.

But just something about her was just so different.

A woman knows how a woman wants to be touched.

I like being touch by women too.

You do?
Yes.

Can I feel it again with you?

I don't know that...

Slap me harder.

Yeah?
Yeah.

You are feisty.

You like this shit?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll lick it.

Yeah, baby.

Oh yeah. Oh my god.

Oh, oh, fuck yeah.

Spit in my face.

Fucking come you fucking bitch!

A lucky pirate captain, I am.

To have such beauty and lethality at my command.

I am blessed by the demons of the sea that you are not hunting little ol' me.

I am your first mate. You are my captain.

...until death do us part.

You're all done, Jules.

I'm fine.

That's an order commander.
You are relieved of duty. Go to bed.

You can't kill him tonight.

Besides, I need you strong when the time comes.

I never thought such callousness could be found within in man.

It will all be over soon.

Trust me.

Please.

Go to bed.

What happened here?

What are all these ships?

These are the ships of those who failed...

...in the task which I am about to triumph upon.

Look.

Can you see her in the distance?

Calabarus Island.

Serena, get Manuel.

Where are we?

All the ships there?

We're close to Calabarus Island, it should be straight ahead.

I can feel death...

...permeating my very skin.

I can feel it too.

Hold me Woo.

Get away. Hold yourself.

Knock it off, both of you.

You only thing you have to worry about permeating your skin is Victor's blade.
Now, it could be anywhere..

There it is, Devil's Rose.

Everyone remain calm.

Looks like he's anchoring on
the west end of the island.

Let me see.

I don't think she spotted us.

Nevertheless, we'll have to assume he has.

Helmsman, take us to the east end of the island. Quietly.

Isabella, Oxford arm yourself.

This could be dangerous and it could be a trap.

Oxford.

Yes my captain.

Oxford, you stay with the boat.

Aye my captain.

Listen.

We gotta remain absolutely quiet.

We don't want to make any noise.

We don't want to alert Victor or his
men to the fact that we're here. OK?

Aye captain.
Aye captain.

Alright. Let's go. Stay with me, stay close.

Once we are inside, do not touch anything.

Stay behind me.

Stop!

Wait!

This looks like a trap.

Stand back.

False alarm.

Uh, let's go.

Look. There's a light up ahead.

This is it.

Are you sure?

You sure you don't want to scout around first?

No. This is the image I saw.

OK.

Follow me.

But stay close.

Who knows what dangers may lurk within the dark abyss.

There you are my ancient friend.

It's so beautiful!

It'll be even more beautiful once its in my hand.

This place is scary.

Just feels like there's a shadowness.

I agree.

This is not a happy cave.

I don't know, I just feel like we should have brought more men.

What! More men?

We don't need more men.

My body is a battalion of destruction!

Anyone who dares....What was that?

Relax. I just stepped on a rock.

It's OK. I was just testing reflexes.

Let's keep moving.

Your ancestor saved Prince Aluhuapa from the conquistador.

And your family was bestowed the honor of guardian...

...of the Scepter of Inca!

Only a true blood descendant of the
original guardian can retrieve the Scepter.

You!

So. Here we are.

Now give me the Scepter.

So I can show the world who is king.

Isabella you're alive!

No, don't hurt him!

I can play like you.

Release him or I'll kill your whore.

Do it.

I'd be glad to rid me of her scurvy vagina.

What?!

Nobody is gonna stop me from wielding the power of the Scepter.

Give it up Victor.

The forces of evil are always
outweighed by the forces of good.

Oh, I never got to finish my victory speech.

Oh well.

Kill them.

Kill them all.

I thought we were partners.

Sorry my dear.

Have a nice death.

Bones.

Is that the best you got, Pirate Wizard? Bones?

They can't be bad. Just skeletons.

Dead skeletons tell no tales.

Ashes to ashes.

Bones to dust.

How do you kill bones?

It's alright everyone.

No need to worry. I'm unscathed.

Got a little tangled up there. Sorry I couldn't free myself...

...in time to help you vanquish your foes.

I think they're coming back.

Now's your chance, Edward.

Fuck that shit. Run. Run!

Oxford!

Oxford!

Sir?

Oxford, prepare the boat!

What's the hurry?

Prepare the boat!

Turn the fucking boat around.

Fuck me!

Go hurry!

Weigh anchor men. It's time to celebrate.

Ah, well done captain.

How does being second in command
of the world sound to you?

Be an honor, sir.

Well, lets spread the news.

Pirates, let's get this piece of wood a drifting!

All men to the riggings.

Isabella.

Take Manuel to my cabin below deck.

We have to catch Victor before he sets sail.

He'll be sailing south, from the west side of the island.

We'll cut them off.

Weigh anchor and set sail for the south side of the island.

All hands prepare, make way.

There she is.

All hands to battle stations!

All hands to cannons!

Pass her on the port side.

Aye captain.

She's coming around our port side.

How do you know?

I don't know.

It's all the fun part of sailing.

Steady boys she's almost in position.

Get ready crew! She's almost upon us.

Stand fast men.

Shiver me timbers..the fool survived.

Aye. She's yours to destroy captain.

Such a pretty ship.

Keep coming.

Fire at will!

The middle mast and the rudder have been damaged!

Damn it you bloody pirates!

I just cleaned the rudder!

Death to those pirate scallywags.

Woo, fire!

I thought you fixed this Woo?

It's not my fault. It should have worked. Piece of shit!

Please tell me this is part of your plan to
make them think that our weapons don't work?

No, will you give me credit if my next plan works.
What!?

Come about and let me finish the man of war off!

She's coming around again!

OK. I've got a new plan of action.

Woo, make those cannons work or we're all dead!

Fuck it, 现在你.

Wait she's almost there.

Aye, he's a fish without a tail.

Point the six ponder at her and haul in fire.

Woo, you're the only one that can save us now.

Make those cannons work.

Too much pressure, Edward. I don't work well under the pressure.

Come to papa broadside.

Their ready.

What? You ready?

Ready.

Woo, fire the cannons.
Fire in the hole!

She's got us!

From Davey Jones' locker I stab at thee!

We killed him!

Yeahhhh!

Well done men!

I think I shit my pants!

It's over. I sunk the Devil's Rose.

We're really pirate hunters now.

Guess my plans weren't so bad? Were they?

It's so good to look in your eyes again.

I miss swimming in their beauty.

I missed you as well.

But I must confess something to you.

What?

I was not faithful to you.

What do you mean?

I slept with a woman.

Well, not just one woman but two.

You did?

Yeah, but I didn't mean for it to happen the first time.

The second time I started it.

Did you enjoy it?

Yes.

Would you do it again?

Yes. Do you hate me?

No.

I love you!

Think maybe this one time I can see you with another woman?

Maybe you could join us too.

I knew I married the right woman.

Oh! Oh, yeah!

Oh my gosh!

Fuck yeah!

Oh my god, yeah!

Oh Yeah!

Oh, Manuel!

You like that cock inside you?

Yeah, come on.

Fuck that pussy!

Wow!

Want my cum?

Here it comes!

So you happy to see her or should
we have her walk the plank?

Yes. It is good to be together once again.

I cannot thank you enough for taking care of my wife.

Please, no reason to thank me.
Besides, she took care of us.

Edward, I don't even know how to begin to thank you.

You've been a magnificent captain.

You just did.

You alright?

I thought he loved me.

He couldn't love.

Evil's incapable of such beauty.

I lied to myself.

I wanted to belong to something.

I killed for him.

I was a vicious....murderer.

That life is over.

You can be whatever you wanna be.

You're free now.

To do what?

To make peace.

To live a life of honor and virtue.

...with us.

I'm a pirate.

No.

You helped us.

You are now...

and forever...

a pirate hunter.

Fucking spit on my cunt.

Give me more.

More.

There it goes.

Smack my pussy.

What are you going to do now?

These waters are full of thousands of pirates.

So I've heard.

One down.

A thousand more to go.

Drink up me hearties.

Serena is now hunting thee...