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I'm okay!
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♪ Party ♪
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Hold on to your booties, kids.
I got something new for you.
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♪ There was a king named Julien! ♪
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♪ Whose Kingdom all did hail ♪
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♪ Until he lost his crown ♪
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♪ And his peeps were put in jail ♪
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♪ By an evil dude named Koto ♪
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♪ Causing Julien and Maurice to flee ♪
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♪ Clover's hiding out with Sage ♪
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♪ And Mort sacrificed his freedom
On the way ♪
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♪ Now Julien's lost at sea ♪
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Hey, King Julien,
they took your "king" away!
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Quiet, Mort.
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Chapter one.
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King Julien?
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King Julien? King Ju...
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King Julien, I say this
as a friend and a guy
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who has admired you for many years.
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Get it together, you big baby! For real!
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"Together," Maurice? "Together"?
Look at me.
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I'm a crown-less,
no kingdom-having, un-royal loser!
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I am naked without that crown!
Oh, wow. Yeah, you are.
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Didn't even notice till just now.
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Not helping, Pancho!
It's all my fault.
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I let Koto in!
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It's my fault he took over the kingdom.
Oh, yeah, actually you did.
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I'm having all sorts
of epiphanies right now.
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Pancho! Shut it! It's not all your fault,
your Majesty. Koto tricked you.
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I know. Into doing something unselfish
and helping a lemur in need.
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Well, believe me, that's the last time
that's gonna happen!
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That's the spirit, Julio!
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I say we wipe Madagascar off the planet.
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Mushroom cloud the whole place. Hoo-ah!
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We aren't bombing the kingdom!
All our friends are still there.
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Hey, don't shoot the messenger.
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Just blue-skyin' here.
Eh, we'll come up with a plan.
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We'll find a way to get the kingdom back.
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You have to stay strong.
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What's the point?
We're lost in the ocean,
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we don't have any food.
And I don't deserve to be a king.
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If you're dropping out,
can I be your replacement?
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I can take or leave the responsibility,
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but I've always wanted
to wield the scepter.
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Sorry, Pancho.
My kingdom already has a new king.
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Today, we usher in a new era.
No longer will you have to fear the Foosa.
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We will teach the Foosa to fear us.
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We will make Madagascar great again!
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This glorious statue will serve
as a warning to any who would attack us.
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Now, allow me to make one thing clear.
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Not one of you is a slave
or a prisoner of war.
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You are all unpaid interns.
Is that for college credit?
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And of course, any who try to escape,
will be killed.
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Now back to work! And ask yourselves,
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"Do you have a sense of urgency?"
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You heard the king.
Keep it moving, interns!
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Aw, man, I really wish
I had gotten placed in the mailroom.
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Do not worry, everyone.
My King Julien will save us.
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Are you really that much of an idiot?
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Probably.
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The party-boy king abandoned us
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to save his own butt.
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There's no getting out of here.
We're stuck.
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Surely someone will save us, right?
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On it!
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And so then, and then I'm, then
I'm there and I'm, like, I'm, like...
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And then they're, like...
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And they're like, "Oh, no!
Her skills, they're just too powerful!"
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"We better give the kingdom back
to King Julien." How does that sound?
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Sage? Sage? Sage? Sage!
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Whee!
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Sage! Sage!
Marry me,
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so I may give birth to our pupae.
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Sage? You need to snap out of it, Sage!
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Don't you wanna race
giant butterflies first?
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Mine is named Brendan.
No!
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No, I do not want to race giant...
Yah, Brendan! Yah!
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Sage!
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Huh?
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'Sup?
Koto nearly killed me
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when I fought him alone.
I need your help to defeat him.
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Defeat Koto?
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You may as well try to defeat
the ocean or the passage of time
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or chronic bad breath.
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You're wrong.
We can take back our kingdom.
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We can't. And it's all my fault.
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Koto conquered the kingdom because of me.
Huh?
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I helped him.
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I know you're a little down in the dumps,
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but I think you're gonna like
what we have to show you.
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Oh, yeah? Is it a time machine,
so I can go back and kill Koto
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when he was a baby?
Even better! Well, not even better.
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I mean, come on, a time machine?
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We could do some serious damage
with one of those.
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Here comes the pain!
We found food, Your Majesty!
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And all sorts of supplies!
Enough to buy us
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some time while we figure out
our next move.
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FYI, bombing the kingdom back
to the Stone Age is still on the table.
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What kind of food are we talking?
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Deli tray? Sizzling fajitas?
Crab cake sliders?
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It's actually just white cans
with the word "food" on them.
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Bring on those mini-quiches, baby!
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What happened?
This place was fully stocked an hour ago!
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Don't look at me.
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You and I were the only ones
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who knew about it.
Oh, so you think I did it?
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Oh, sure, there's a crime,
so you automatically blame the criminal!
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You're profiling me here!
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Maurice!
Hmm?
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I expected better from you, buddy.
Stealing food? Profiling?
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Hoo.
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I didn't steal the food, Your Majesty.
That's exactly what you say
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every time you steal the food.
But, this time, it's true!
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Okay, listen up, people!
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We are gonna starve in this moldy old
sardine tin if we don't get it together.
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You're right. We need to stop pointing
fingers and come up with a plan.
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Even though Pancho, Pancho did it!
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I say we go through what's left
and figure out how much time we have
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to find land before we starve.
Okay, that's a start.
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Nice to see someone's
keeping a level head.
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Yeah, and if it doesn't work out,
there's always cannibalism.
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Bet those haunches are nice and marbled.
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Hoo-ah!
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Go ahead, take a bite, I dare you.
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How did you help Koto? Tell me, Sage!
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It's best if I start at the beginning.
There was an explosion,
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about 13 and a half
billion years ago.
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Soon after, galaxies
began forming...
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Skip ahead to the part about you and Koto!
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From a young age,
I was trained by our father
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to replace him as warrior king someday.
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We were bitter rivals from the beginning.
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As the first-born son,
I was meant to be the king.
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My father's advisers tried to warn him
about my younger brother
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about his darkness,
his hate and his anger.
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But as long as I held the crown,
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Koto's cruel ambitions
would be kept in check.
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But I didn't want to be king.
I wanted to be a color or a sound.
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Once I was gone,
there was no one to stop him.
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Koto vowed to rule
this entire island
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with an iron first or
burn it to the ground.
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Blah, blah, blah, the end.
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Our kingdom fell so
you could be a color?
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Yeah, but I could never make up
my mind, though, about which one.
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I like blue, but my soul kept crying,
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"Pistachio. Pistachio!"
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My only logical choice now is to
return to nature where I belong.
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You're just saying that as
an excuse to run away again.
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The conflicts of the world
are none of my concern.
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We are all just kicking
the cosmic footy sack
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with a guy named Skeeter
who lives in his van.
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Don't you run away this time, Sage.
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This is your chance to fix your mistake.
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Hmm.
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Wait, what... Where are you...
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Ah...
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I yearn to caress your
toe-thumb once more.
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Hey, what you got there, Mort?
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Nothing! I have nothing.
Oh, come on. Let me take a look.
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Give it. Stop fighting.
What is this disturbance?
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Mort did it! Search him!
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He's been hiding contraband.
Interns are permitted
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Koto-approved contraband only!
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Give me back my foot!
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Let me make something clear,
Koto is your king now.
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As long as Koto is alive,
you will follow my rules.
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This is your first and final warning!
Ooh!
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What do we do? He's so scary.
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And I miss King Julien the most!
Get it together, you two!
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You heard what he said,
"As long as Koto is alive."
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I think I'm following.
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But maybe explain a little more.
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All we got to do is kill Koto.
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Ooh, baby. Daddy likey.
Yes! Yes! I will kill Koto.
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Then King Julien will be free
to come back to me.
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Maybe kill Willie too, while you're at it?
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This is it, huh?
All the food left on the entire boat?
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We gotta be smart. Make the food last.
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So hungry. I just need to...
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Hey!
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Save some of that brown goop
for the rest of us!
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No! It's mine!
We gotta conserve food!
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No, we don't! I'm starvin'!
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Stop this right now! Please!
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I don't think we're alone on this sub.
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Oh, no, here come the heebie jeebies!
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Was that a ghost?
I mean this boat's really old, right?
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It could've been built on an ancient
native burial ground or something.
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Nah, that ghostly wail really
could've been, you know, anything.
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Like maybe a demon or a sea monster.
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Or something that plants its eggs
in your chest cavity
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real deep-like.
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There's lots of choices really!
It's coming for us, y'all.
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It's gonna do all kind of nasties to us!
You think it's got food?
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We are its food!
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Sage, get back here!
Can't make me!
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This is not how heroes act!
I never said I was a hero.
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I'm just an anonymous regular dude
with perfect hair,
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abs like challah bread,
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and the ability to communicate
with centipedes.
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You opened the door for Koto
to enslave the entire island.
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How are you not angry at yourself?
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Why can't you just get mad and harness
that anger to help me save the kingdom?
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Sorry, I don't do anger.
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I'll give you something to be angry about!
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Like this!
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Hmm.
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Still not angry.
How about now?
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Hmm.
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Hmm. You cool?
You seem upset about something.
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All right, peoples, listen up.
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We got a situation that is,
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let's just say, less-than-awesome.
But if we are gonna start a new life
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out on the high seas...
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Huh?
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Found a harpoon gun!
You don't say.
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We can use this here tracking device
to find the monster.
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Then we corner it,
force it into a torpedo tube.
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Or, if the monster is something delicious
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like a ham or a breakfast burrito,
we could eat it.
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Win-Win!
Hey! That's not half bad, Poncho.
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Nice piece of luck finding
that tracking device in here.
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Oh, no, I brought this one from home.
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But why would you
have a tracking...
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What are you, writin' my friggin'
biography? I have it, we can use it.
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That's all you need to know
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I should lead the way. If I don't make it,
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please tell everyone of my bravery,
grace and most of all, my wow-factor.
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Your Majesty, please don't go out there.
You see any crown on this head?
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I ain't nobody's majesty anymore.
Huh?
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I'm just a drop-dead handsome lemur
with nothing to lose.
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Make sure to tell everyone how cool
that sounded if I don't survive.
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Jackpot! Boys, we've got contact.
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Let's go bag us a monster, Mo-Mo.
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Oh!
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A beverage, Your Graceliness?
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It's rude to drink alone.
238
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,760
Hmm. Oh!
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Salud!
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Really goes down smooth!
241
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:56,312
That's disgusting.
242
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,759
I'm okay... Oh, come on!
243
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,934
How's it looking, Pancho?
244
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:40,564
Take your next right, and you
might be able to catch it by surprise.
245
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,320
The thing is in there.
246
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:51,325
We gotta play this smart.
Die, monster scum!
247
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:58,207
Pancho, your machine might be broken.
This hallway's empty. No sign of anything.
248
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:01,627
No, I'm sure that thing
is in the room with you. Stay frosty.
249
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,295
Where is it?
250
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:06,298
I'm getting a little freaked out now!
Don't panic!
251
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:09,843
But I think that thing
is in the ceiling above you.
252
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,518
It's got me! Get off me!
253
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:30,322
I don't wanna be...
I don't wanna be an action star!
254
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,324
I don't wanna be...
255
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,534
Pancho?
256
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:36,954
Pancho?
257
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,500
Pancho!
258
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:46,797
You had enough? Huh?
259
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:48,799
You angry yet?
260
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,551
Hmm. Are you?
261
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:57,474
Now, I ask you,
which one of us has been conquered?
262
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,393
What are you going on about?
263
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:02,438
You said that a hero
is angry and aggressive.
264
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:07,943
But a real hero changes the world through
their heart, soul and pleasant odor.
265
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,612
Not their fists.
If I wasn't so winded,
266
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,406
I would keep punching you.
267
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:16,618
You see, the truest acts of heroism
are the simplest saying, "thank you,"
268
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:20,706
balancing your neighbor's checkbook,
using the bathroom like no one's watching.
269
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:22,916
No one has ever said that.
270
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,628
My spiritual guru did.
He took me in after I left
271
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:30,883
my old life of royalty,
nursed me on the pendulous teat of truth.
272
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:32,217
Where is he now?
273
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:37,139
Come on, Sage. Come on, I'm desperate!
Maybe he can teach us how to defeat Koto!
274
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:40,976
Does this mean you are ready
to finally listen with your ears
275
00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:44,938
and not your fists?
We don't have a lot of options.
276
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:47,524
Hmm. Mm-hmm.
277
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:53,489
If I let your guru teach me to be
a real hero will you help me defeat Koto?
278
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,242
The journey will be long,
difficult, dangerous.
279
00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:01,205
And a lot of the snack options
will not be great.
280
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:07,753
If this guru will help me
save the island, I say, bring it on.
281
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,638
Okay, I know this must look
pretty bad, but...
282
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:22,601
Silence! Your recent actions have
not gone unnoticed by my guards.
283
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:27,564
Or by me.
About... I know, silence. I got it.
284
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:32,027
And now, you will face the fate
that you deserve.
285
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,320
Hmm?
286
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,115
Ow!
287
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:39,868
Hmm.
288
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,080
Huh?
289
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,583
Your recent actions have tickled me!
290
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,126
Um...
291
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:51,713
What?
I would like to cordially demand
292
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,841
that you be my court jester.
293
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:57,719
Really?
What fun is it being a brutal dictator
294
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:01,014
without laughter?
Welcome to my inner circle.
295
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,685
So, do I...
Make me laugh. Now!
296
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,437
♪ A-la-li-da-di-da-da ♪
297
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:12,401
Why did you abandon us, King Julien?
298
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:21,785
It's so cold.
299
00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:29,376
Oh, no, no...
300
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:37,384
Did our brarriage mean nothing to you?
301
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:39,928
Oh!
302
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,015
Buddy, come on, man,
I'm not the king anymore, I'm...
303
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:50,689
All right, KJ, lock it up, man.
You got nothing to lose.
304
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:54,985
This monster can't kill a king
who's already dead.
305
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,740
Uh...
306
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,492
Uh, evil spirit, it is, I,
307
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,370
the artist formerly known
as King Julien the thirteenth.
308
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,289
I'm assuming you've heard of me.
309
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:11,126
I am here to ask you to stop tormenting me
310
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:15,839
and also to tell you, "Not cool, man,"
about killing my buddy.
311
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,056
Oh, hey, King Julien!
312
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:28,310
It's just Ted, Your Majesty!
It's Ted!
313
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:29,561
Whoa!
314
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,189
Ted? Ted!
315
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,733
Why are you wearing a wedding dress?
316
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:38,278
I don't understand the question.
And, what the heck, man?
317
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,781
You've been the one making
the noise this whole time?
318
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:42,199
Sorry.
319
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:46,954
I might have shame-eaten a few too many
cans of government-issued food product.
320
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,791
I'm all alone.
321
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:56,129
All this food is disgusting,
and I can't stop eating it.
322
00:20:56,213 --> 00:21:00,884
Oh, my God, I'm a monster!
323
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,637
I've had a little tummy ache ever since,
324
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:07,182
hence all the groaning and the screaming.
You didn't hear us searching for you?
325
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:11,269
I assumed you were monsters
or those mean old mountain lemurs.
326
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,730
And after I caught that harpoon
in the caboose,
327
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,566
I was like, "Nuh-uh, Ted's laying low."
328
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:20,445
So, where's the rest of the grub?
It's gone, Your Majesty.
329
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,699
So you're saying the only thing
I have to be happy
330
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:26,243
about right now is that Pancho's dead?
331
00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:29,746
I'm not dead.
Could this day get any worse?
332
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:35,585
I mean, "Yay!"
I was in a small food coma
333
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:41,049
from eating too much brown goop.
You didn't even check my pulse, did you?
334
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:46,346
Yes, I did... Well, it slipped my mind.
Anyway, you're here. Great.
335
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,765
I found something on the radio.
Check this out.
336
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:51,351
♪ Welcome, weary travelers... ♪
337
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:54,396
We must be near land!
Salty cornichons!
338
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,773
That means food! We're saved!
339
00:21:56,857 --> 00:22:00,986
Ha-ha! Pancho, chart the course
for those singing ladies, buddy.
340
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:02,237
Just found a new home.
341
00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:06,783
I think we took
the cast off a little early.
342
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:10,662
I'm not sure all my bones
have grown back yet.
343
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,622
Dance! Now.
Ow!
344
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:18,670
Ow! Ow! Ow!
345
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:31,475
Your guru's at the top of that mountain?
Yeah, no.
346
00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:35,979
My guru's mountain is, like, so much
farther away than that mountain.
347
00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:38,273
We have a long journey ahead of us.
Come on.
348
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:45,655
Guys, I don't want to jinx it,
349
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:50,952
but I'm about 100 percent sure nothing bad
will ever happen to us again.28032
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