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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:32,604 --> 00:02:34,146 It's so beautiful! 2 00:03:29,062 --> 00:03:33,396 Everybody! I'm sorry. It'll be okay soon. 3 00:03:43,812 --> 00:03:46,271 Sorry. 4 00:03:46,729 --> 00:03:49,771 Grandpa, you can't light it like that. 5 00:03:49,854 --> 00:03:51,896 You only have oil, you don't even have a wick. 6 00:03:51,979 --> 00:03:53,562 I know that. 7 00:03:54,479 --> 00:03:57,396 But I've lost the wick. Nothing I can do about it. 8 00:03:58,312 --> 00:03:59,271 Then buy a new one. 9 00:04:02,895 --> 00:04:04,186 That's reasonable. 10 00:04:04,270 --> 00:04:07,228 Miss, excuse me, 11 00:04:07,311 --> 00:04:12,228 if it is Buddha's lamp, where can I buy a new wick for it? 12 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:13,936 Show your true self! 13 00:04:20,978 --> 00:04:23,936 Erland God and The Four Kings from the Nantian Gate. 14 00:04:24,353 --> 00:04:25,311 Zixia. 15 00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:27,853 You and your sister Qingxia are the wick 16 00:04:27,936 --> 00:04:29,561 from Buddha's lamp. 17 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:31,061 You left Heaven without permission. 18 00:04:31,145 --> 00:04:34,645 You told the public that the one who can pull your Magic Sword out 19 00:04:34,728 --> 00:04:36,395 is your true love. 20 00:04:36,603 --> 00:04:38,311 You're an immortal. You can't love any ordinary man. 21 00:04:38,395 --> 00:04:42,353 If a demon pulls your sword out, we'll become a laughingstock. 22 00:04:42,478 --> 00:04:44,436 No matter who he is, an immortal or a demon, 23 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,645 the sword can only be pulled out by me and my lover. 24 00:04:46,728 --> 00:04:47,895 Even if he is a demon, 25 00:04:47,978 --> 00:04:49,770 I will stand by him forever. 26 00:04:49,853 --> 00:04:52,936 If I can't be with the one I love, 27 00:04:53,311 --> 00:04:55,603 I wouldn't be happy even if I were the Heaven Emperor. 28 00:04:56,145 --> 00:04:57,686 You're so full of it! 29 00:04:57,770 --> 00:05:00,061 You're so stubborn. I'm going to kill you. 30 00:05:00,145 --> 00:05:01,395 You will die! 31 00:05:01,978 --> 00:05:04,395 That's fine. I don't want to be a lonely immortal. 32 00:05:04,936 --> 00:05:06,186 How dare you! 33 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:22,895 Shut up. I'll kill whoever says it aloud. 34 00:06:24,436 --> 00:06:25,603 I said it's not permitted to speak out. 35 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:29,228 I just wanted to tell you, your beloved dog is doing it with a bitch. 36 00:06:29,311 --> 00:06:30,686 How dare he! 37 00:06:30,770 --> 00:06:33,020 - Okay, I'll kill it. Let's eat it. - Great! 38 00:06:33,103 --> 00:06:35,478 We'd already decided to do that long ago. 39 00:06:48,770 --> 00:06:49,936 Jing Jing! 40 00:07:12,935 --> 00:07:13,769 Jing Jing! 41 00:07:14,644 --> 00:07:16,852 Where are they? 42 00:07:47,102 --> 00:07:48,269 Immortal? 43 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:51,310 A demon? 44 00:07:53,435 --> 00:07:54,435 Thanks. 45 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:58,685 Don't go inside the Spider Web Cave! 46 00:08:00,269 --> 00:08:02,227 Spider Web Cave? 47 00:08:02,310 --> 00:08:05,477 You think I'm illiterate? That's the Waterfall Cave. 48 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:06,435 WATERFALL CAVE 49 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:15,019 "Spider Web Cave". It is a good name. 50 00:08:18,727 --> 00:08:20,769 I'll just call it "Spider Web Cave." 51 00:08:23,019 --> 00:08:25,019 I'll live here from now on. 52 00:08:25,852 --> 00:08:26,894 Stop! 53 00:08:36,727 --> 00:08:40,185 I want everyone to know that on this hill, all things belong to me. 54 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:41,310 Including you! 55 00:08:41,644 --> 00:08:42,519 Me? 56 00:08:42,977 --> 00:08:46,060 Yes, let me make a mark on you, like a donkey. 57 00:08:52,310 --> 00:08:53,769 You're mine now. 58 00:08:53,852 --> 00:08:56,019 If someone bullies you, just tell them you know me. 59 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:58,685 I'm called Spider Web Immortal now! 60 00:09:00,435 --> 00:09:01,894 Spider Web Immortal? 61 00:09:02,685 --> 00:09:04,227 Five hundred years ago? 62 00:09:10,894 --> 00:09:12,977 You haven't turned into Monkey King yet 63 00:09:13,060 --> 00:09:15,644 because you haven't met the person who will give you the three birthmarks. 64 00:09:33,602 --> 00:09:34,935 Open the door! 65 00:09:36,894 --> 00:09:38,060 Close the door! 66 00:09:51,602 --> 00:09:54,309 I can't believe it! I don't want to be the Monkey King! 67 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:56,018 I have to save Jing Jing. 68 00:09:57,476 --> 00:09:59,309 Give me back the Box. 69 00:09:59,976 --> 00:10:01,934 Open the door! 70 00:10:11,601 --> 00:10:14,684 I heard her say, "Open the door." 71 00:10:33,268 --> 00:10:34,226 Open the door! 72 00:10:39,809 --> 00:10:40,684 How dare you! 73 00:10:47,309 --> 00:10:50,101 Fine, I'll go in another way. 74 00:10:50,184 --> 00:10:51,059 To the mountain. 75 00:10:56,851 --> 00:10:57,851 That way. 76 00:10:57,934 --> 00:10:59,351 Open the door. 77 00:11:01,101 --> 00:11:04,601 Hey, who's there? Hey! 78 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:10,393 What are you doing there? 79 00:11:22,143 --> 00:11:23,893 It's great! 80 00:11:29,684 --> 00:11:34,518 I don't have to be scared of Qingxia now I have the Box. 81 00:11:35,726 --> 00:11:39,018 Come out! Are you really this shy? 82 00:11:42,518 --> 00:11:45,101 - This Box is... - It's mine! 83 00:11:46,018 --> 00:11:48,684 I told you, everything here is mine. 84 00:11:48,768 --> 00:11:50,726 - What do you want? - Nothing. 85 00:11:50,809 --> 00:11:53,809 I heard that you want to go. Can you take me with you? 86 00:11:53,893 --> 00:11:56,684 - Are you also being chased by someone? - I'm going to save someone. 87 00:11:56,768 --> 00:11:59,018 - Save whom? - Save my wife. 88 00:11:59,101 --> 00:12:02,226 - It's Pak Jing Jing. You know her. - I don't know her. 89 00:12:02,309 --> 00:12:05,726 I know that. But you'll know her soon because she'll be your disciple. 90 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:08,101 - And this Box... - It's mine! 91 00:12:08,184 --> 00:12:10,726 I know that. But in fact, I gave it to you. 92 00:12:10,809 --> 00:12:12,476 Then, you gave it to me that time, 93 00:12:12,559 --> 00:12:15,893 so now I've come back to give it to you again. 94 00:12:15,976 --> 00:12:17,059 Do you understand? 95 00:12:17,518 --> 00:12:18,893 Yes. 96 00:12:19,393 --> 00:12:21,101 Yes, you're crazy. 97 00:12:24,018 --> 00:12:26,976 - And you have to take me with you. - Why do I have to do that? 98 00:12:27,059 --> 00:12:30,184 Because you're my master. It's meaningless if you leave me here. 99 00:12:30,268 --> 00:12:31,768 Really? 100 00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:32,934 Sit down. 101 00:12:33,809 --> 00:12:34,893 On the ground. 102 00:12:36,601 --> 00:12:37,809 Give me your hand. 103 00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:44,643 Good boy! I'll buy new clothes for you later. 104 00:12:45,726 --> 00:12:46,809 Bark! 105 00:12:46,976 --> 00:12:48,268 Louder! 106 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,892 Good! 107 00:12:58,183 --> 00:13:00,017 Immortal! 108 00:13:01,058 --> 00:13:02,767 Come quick. The moon has come out. 109 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,017 - Go! - Where to? 110 00:13:05,683 --> 00:13:06,683 Are you leaving? 111 00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:08,683 If you aren't, give me the Box. I'm leaving. 112 00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:09,933 What Box? 113 00:13:11,142 --> 00:13:13,642 Listen to me. I won't wait until tomorrow. 114 00:13:13,725 --> 00:13:17,850 Be quick, shut up. Then your bitch sister will come here. 115 00:13:17,933 --> 00:13:21,100 Bitch! How dare she tell the others that I wronged her. 116 00:13:21,683 --> 00:13:22,517 What? 117 00:13:23,350 --> 00:13:24,558 I'm that bitch's sister. 118 00:13:24,892 --> 00:13:25,892 Don't listen to her nonsense. 119 00:13:26,892 --> 00:13:28,225 Joker. 120 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,892 Joker. 121 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:34,683 Why didn't you wake me up last night? 122 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,100 What? 123 00:13:41,683 --> 00:13:44,183 Where are you going? Stand still. 124 00:13:45,475 --> 00:13:46,433 Sit down. 125 00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:50,600 On the chair. 126 00:13:58,767 --> 00:14:00,392 What's the matter? 127 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,850 Why are you looking at me like that? 128 00:14:04,767 --> 00:14:06,100 What did you see? 129 00:14:07,433 --> 00:14:08,850 Did you see her? 130 00:14:09,225 --> 00:14:10,850 Did you see my sister? 131 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,475 She has come. 132 00:14:12,683 --> 00:14:14,267 What did she tell you? 133 00:14:15,142 --> 00:14:17,558 Don't trust her. She's crazy! 134 00:14:18,933 --> 00:14:21,350 Maybe she had a fierce fight with me in our past lives. 135 00:14:21,433 --> 00:14:24,600 So Buddha turned us into a wick. 136 00:14:24,683 --> 00:14:28,017 Told us to practice more and solve our disputes. 137 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:32,850 But we couldn't do that. We are still fighting with each other. 138 00:14:33,142 --> 00:14:35,183 Don't say that anymore. Let's go. 139 00:14:39,308 --> 00:14:41,017 Do you think I'm crazy? 140 00:14:43,642 --> 00:14:47,725 No! That's really my sister. 141 00:14:48,225 --> 00:14:49,892 Don't you believe me? 142 00:14:49,975 --> 00:14:52,267 Come on. 143 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,350 Let's tie our hands together. You will know the truth tonight. 144 00:15:08,683 --> 00:15:10,475 I don't think the moon will come out tonight. 145 00:15:11,225 --> 00:15:12,058 Really? 146 00:15:14,808 --> 00:15:17,767 Bitch. You can't escape from me. 147 00:15:27,058 --> 00:15:28,600 - What's your name? - My surname is Lin. 148 00:15:30,475 --> 00:15:33,475 You're Lin Qingxia. My brother always talks about you. 149 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,850 Your brother? 150 00:15:35,058 --> 00:15:38,892 - The guy you beat up is called Joker. - How about you? 151 00:15:40,183 --> 00:15:42,767 I'm his twin brother, Broker. 152 00:15:42,850 --> 00:15:45,932 Joker? Broker? You're lying. 153 00:15:46,932 --> 00:15:50,307 You're so smart. My brother is called Qin Han. 154 00:15:50,391 --> 00:15:53,141 - I'm called Qin Xiang-lin. - What are you doing? 155 00:15:53,224 --> 00:15:56,641 - I admire you. - You admire me? 156 00:15:56,724 --> 00:15:59,474 Not only admire, I don't want to lose you. 157 00:15:59,557 --> 00:16:01,891 So I tied myself to you. 158 00:16:02,307 --> 00:16:05,057 Please accept my love. Let's go together. 159 00:16:06,057 --> 00:16:07,307 You have to pay something for my love. 160 00:16:09,557 --> 00:16:12,307 Your sister hates you so much. 161 00:16:12,391 --> 00:16:13,641 Tonight, I will lie to her and say I have killed you. 162 00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:14,641 So you will have nothing to worry about. 163 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,849 So I have to take something as evidence. 164 00:16:17,932 --> 00:16:22,182 Do you have any valuable things such as jewels or Pandora's Box? 165 00:16:22,724 --> 00:16:24,516 Okay, but they are useless. 166 00:16:24,599 --> 00:16:28,016 Give her my Magic Sword tonight. She'll believe it. 167 00:16:29,807 --> 00:16:30,974 Fine. 168 00:16:42,391 --> 00:16:44,057 It's him. 169 00:16:47,516 --> 00:16:50,932 Take me to the market since it's not dark yet. 170 00:17:01,266 --> 00:17:02,182 What? 171 00:17:02,849 --> 00:17:05,641 - What's up? - My heart is pounding. 172 00:17:05,974 --> 00:17:07,974 - What should we do? - Follow me. 173 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,266 Now Big Brother has turned back into a human form 174 00:17:10,349 --> 00:17:12,182 and he's with Zixia. 175 00:17:12,266 --> 00:17:15,391 Did Zixia play a part in capturing Master? 176 00:17:15,682 --> 00:17:17,057 Let's follow them and keep it a secret. 177 00:17:17,474 --> 00:17:20,641 My martial arts skills and IQ are better than his. 178 00:17:20,724 --> 00:17:22,932 But Zixia is there now. 179 00:17:23,016 --> 00:17:26,016 - She's better than me, I think. - I'm here. 180 00:17:26,099 --> 00:17:29,141 She's better than me because I've got a burden, you. 181 00:17:29,224 --> 00:17:31,641 Give me half of this pig head, thanks. 182 00:17:34,391 --> 00:17:36,766 I don't sell pig head. Do you like pig penis? 183 00:17:41,557 --> 00:17:43,641 - What? - My lover is nearby. 184 00:17:43,724 --> 00:17:44,932 Did you see him? 185 00:17:45,016 --> 00:17:49,016 No, but my Magic Sword is beeping. 186 00:17:49,391 --> 00:17:50,641 Where does the beeping sound come from? 187 00:17:53,099 --> 00:17:54,141 Right? 188 00:17:54,224 --> 00:17:55,974 You made that sound, not the sword. 189 00:17:56,057 --> 00:17:59,224 I know you didn't hear it, so I made it for you. 190 00:17:59,391 --> 00:18:02,057 I'm scared! 191 00:18:02,141 --> 00:18:04,974 - I'm really scared! - What? 192 00:18:05,182 --> 00:18:08,182 It's fate. So I'm afraid. 193 00:18:09,016 --> 00:18:12,724 - Come again? - My heart is pounding. 194 00:18:12,807 --> 00:18:14,266 My sword is beeping. 195 00:18:14,349 --> 00:18:16,766 What? What should I tell him? 196 00:18:16,849 --> 00:18:20,641 Just tell him it is fate. 197 00:18:21,432 --> 00:18:25,182 If he doesn't like me, what should I do? If he has a wife, what should I do? 198 00:18:25,266 --> 00:18:28,724 It's fate. It's God's order. He has to accept it. 199 00:18:29,807 --> 00:18:33,932 - Really? - It's fate! He has to accept it. 200 00:18:34,016 --> 00:18:37,974 Yes! 201 00:18:42,348 --> 00:18:43,556 He's come. 202 00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:45,640 It's me? 203 00:18:46,181 --> 00:18:49,015 It's you. How did you know it's you? 204 00:18:49,098 --> 00:18:52,306 I didn't know how to tell you. 205 00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:55,723 - You're so smart. - But I have a wife. 206 00:18:55,931 --> 00:18:59,056 I know, and I can't do anything about it. 207 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,515 This is fate. You have to accept it. 208 00:19:02,765 --> 00:19:07,181 You just need to leave your wife and then follow me. 209 00:19:08,390 --> 00:19:11,515 - That's great! - Okay? 210 00:19:11,681 --> 00:19:15,848 - That's fine. - Let's start our affair. 211 00:19:15,931 --> 00:19:18,890 - Okay, let's start. - Kiss me first. 212 00:19:18,973 --> 00:19:21,431 - Fine, come to me. - Come! 213 00:19:33,723 --> 00:19:34,973 Give it to me! 214 00:19:36,556 --> 00:19:39,140 You fooled me. You don't want to kiss me. 215 00:19:39,223 --> 00:19:44,473 - You fooled me! You lied to me! - I'm serious. Give me the Box first. 216 00:19:44,848 --> 00:19:48,848 - Should I show you my heart? - No, I'll just do this. 217 00:19:57,140 --> 00:19:59,681 Wow! Your heart looks like a coconut. 218 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:02,181 Miss, I'm ugly. 219 00:20:02,265 --> 00:20:07,056 But I'm indeed a gentleman. 220 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:11,015 Tell me honestly, does he love his wife? 221 00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:14,431 I'll kill anyone who blocks my way. 222 00:20:15,723 --> 00:20:17,598 Grandpa Buddha, look! 223 00:20:18,223 --> 00:20:20,056 Look! 224 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,223 He's not moving. 225 00:20:28,515 --> 00:20:29,681 I understand now. 226 00:20:32,181 --> 00:20:33,973 Let's go. 227 00:20:38,848 --> 00:20:41,848 Brother, what are you doing? 228 00:20:41,931 --> 00:20:44,473 You have a great body, that's why I'm touching you. 229 00:20:44,556 --> 00:20:46,473 Yes, I agree. 230 00:20:46,556 --> 00:20:48,848 I'll take that as an okay then. Keep going, you search his lower half. 231 00:20:49,390 --> 00:20:50,765 Whose hand is that? 232 00:20:51,348 --> 00:20:52,431 What are you talking about? 233 00:20:53,348 --> 00:20:54,223 Hands off. 234 00:20:55,223 --> 00:20:58,473 Immortal! 235 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:00,473 Are you done? 236 00:21:14,181 --> 00:21:15,765 Don't be mad, I was just doing that for fun. 237 00:21:15,848 --> 00:21:18,015 My sister's got the Pandora's Box. 238 00:21:18,681 --> 00:21:21,181 - She will give it to you. - I won't be angry at you. 239 00:21:21,265 --> 00:21:24,348 We should regard you as a goddess and worship you. 240 00:21:33,098 --> 00:21:35,640 It's dark. I'll go and find my sister. Good luck. 241 00:21:40,055 --> 00:21:41,514 It's really lucky. 242 00:21:49,305 --> 00:21:50,847 Qingxia. 243 00:21:51,139 --> 00:21:52,972 Where are you? 244 00:21:53,222 --> 00:21:54,597 Come out! 245 00:21:55,222 --> 00:21:57,139 I've killed your sister. 246 00:22:11,014 --> 00:22:12,847 Monkey King, how dare you! 247 00:22:12,930 --> 00:22:15,055 You wanted to marry King Bull's sister. 248 00:22:15,139 --> 00:22:17,972 So you want to send the Longevity Monk to them as a wedding gift. 249 00:22:18,055 --> 00:22:21,055 And you invited all the demons to eat the Longevity Monk's flesh. 250 00:22:22,764 --> 00:22:23,597 Bitch! 251 00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:27,014 You've followed me for three days. 252 00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:29,389 I didn't beat you up because you're a woman. 253 00:22:29,472 --> 00:22:31,264 Don't think that I'm afraid of you! 254 00:22:33,347 --> 00:22:37,222 Monkey King, be polite to the Goddess! 255 00:22:38,972 --> 00:22:39,805 Shut up! 256 00:22:40,639 --> 00:22:42,055 You're scaring me again! 257 00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:44,764 Monkey King and the Longevity Monk? 258 00:22:45,514 --> 00:22:48,597 Do you know that you had committed a serious crime? 259 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,555 And you even stole Zixia's Pandora's Box. 260 00:22:51,639 --> 00:22:53,889 You just want to escape. 261 00:22:54,889 --> 00:22:58,055 Since I can't escape, I will fight you! 262 00:22:59,805 --> 00:23:00,722 What's up? 263 00:23:12,764 --> 00:23:14,930 Monkey King, you're so naughty! 264 00:23:15,014 --> 00:23:18,764 I've told you not to throw things! This is simply wrong. 265 00:23:19,472 --> 00:23:21,680 Look! You've dropped the stick. 266 00:23:21,764 --> 00:23:23,014 Pandora's Box is a treasure. 267 00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:26,764 You'll pollute the environment if you throw things. 268 00:23:27,430 --> 00:23:29,097 You'll hurt the kids. 269 00:23:29,180 --> 00:23:33,389 Even if there are no kids, it is bad to hurt plants. 270 00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:36,180 What's up? 271 00:23:36,389 --> 00:23:38,514 - Let go! - You want it? 272 00:23:38,889 --> 00:23:40,597 Speak up if you want it! 273 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,472 I will give it to you that if you like it. If you don't, 274 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:43,847 of course, I will not give it to you. 275 00:23:43,930 --> 00:23:45,847 It's wrong if I don't give it to you when you say you like it. 276 00:23:45,930 --> 00:23:47,680 It's also wrong if I give it to you when you don't want it. 277 00:23:47,764 --> 00:23:49,264 We're reasonable. 278 00:23:49,597 --> 00:23:52,555 I'll count to three. Tell me if you want it! One... 279 00:23:55,305 --> 00:23:56,514 Monkey King. 280 00:24:00,597 --> 00:24:01,847 See, 281 00:24:01,930 --> 00:24:04,889 this guy keeps talking all the time, we don't know what he's talking about. 282 00:24:04,972 --> 00:24:07,430 He's just like a fly hanging around. 283 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:14,055 Sorry, not a fly, but a swarm of flies flying near your ears. 284 00:24:18,389 --> 00:24:20,639 Flying into your brain! 285 00:24:21,639 --> 00:24:25,222 Help! 286 00:24:25,305 --> 00:24:28,222 Help! 287 00:24:35,721 --> 00:24:39,304 So I catch that fly. Open its belly, take out its intestine, 288 00:24:39,388 --> 00:24:41,804 put its intestine around its own neck then I pull the intestine tight! 289 00:24:42,804 --> 00:24:46,138 Its tongue comes out, I'll use a blade and cut it! Wow! 290 00:24:49,388 --> 00:24:52,388 Everyone is silent. 291 00:24:55,596 --> 00:24:57,513 Now you know 292 00:24:59,054 --> 00:25:00,429 why I need to kill him. 293 00:25:01,054 --> 00:25:01,929 Really? 294 00:25:02,013 --> 00:25:03,346 So many excuses! 295 00:25:03,513 --> 00:25:05,138 You don't want to get scriptures in the west. 296 00:25:05,221 --> 00:25:08,388 I won't forgive you because you were so cruel to your master. 297 00:25:09,179 --> 00:25:10,263 Sister... 298 00:25:11,596 --> 00:25:12,971 you're wrong. 299 00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:14,304 What? 300 00:25:15,471 --> 00:25:17,138 Monkey King wanting to eat me. 301 00:25:17,221 --> 00:25:20,471 It's just a thought, not a fact. 302 00:25:20,846 --> 00:25:22,429 You haven't got any evidence. 303 00:25:22,513 --> 00:25:24,471 He's not guilty! 304 00:25:24,679 --> 00:25:30,429 Just wait, when he's eaten me, you can prove he's guilty. 305 00:25:30,513 --> 00:25:33,388 Longevity Monk, I knew you were annoying, 306 00:25:33,471 --> 00:25:35,221 but I didn't know you're this annoying. 307 00:25:35,304 --> 00:25:37,513 I gave you the Gold Ring to control this monkey. 308 00:25:37,596 --> 00:25:38,513 But you didn't use the ring. 309 00:25:39,554 --> 00:25:42,346 The size of that ring doesn't fit him. 310 00:25:42,429 --> 00:25:45,054 He can't wear it. 311 00:25:45,138 --> 00:25:47,388 It makes him very uneasy. 312 00:25:47,471 --> 00:25:50,013 He can't sleep at night. It disturbs me, too. 313 00:25:50,638 --> 00:25:54,138 Although he is just a monkey, you cannot do that to him. 314 00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:56,888 I'll be indicted for animal abuse if the government finds out. 315 00:25:56,971 --> 00:25:59,096 That Gold Ring. 316 00:25:59,596 --> 00:26:02,304 I met an ironsmith last year at Chan's village. 317 00:26:02,388 --> 00:26:04,929 His skill is wonderful and the price is low. 318 00:26:05,013 --> 00:26:06,388 A really fair price. 319 00:26:06,471 --> 00:26:09,429 I think you should buy a new one from him. 320 00:26:10,346 --> 00:26:12,304 - Shut up! - Shut up! 321 00:26:16,138 --> 00:26:17,888 It's a sin. 322 00:26:19,388 --> 00:26:23,888 Now, I think you know my pain! 323 00:26:25,179 --> 00:26:26,679 Answer me! 324 00:26:30,888 --> 00:26:31,888 All right! 325 00:26:34,721 --> 00:26:38,013 I told you not to throw things! 326 00:26:48,054 --> 00:26:49,721 Monkey demon, go to hell! 327 00:26:53,721 --> 00:26:55,846 You can't defeat me! You're not Buddha. 328 00:26:56,263 --> 00:26:58,138 No more fighting! 329 00:26:58,221 --> 00:27:02,263 Goddess, please let the Monkey King go. Don't hurt him. 330 00:27:05,346 --> 00:27:06,888 No more fighting. 331 00:27:20,429 --> 00:27:22,971 I'm going to destroy all demons. 332 00:27:23,804 --> 00:27:26,054 Goddess, stop! 333 00:27:26,138 --> 00:27:28,804 It's normal to make mistakes. He's my disciple. 334 00:27:29,554 --> 00:27:31,845 Being the master, I should take the responsibility. 335 00:27:31,928 --> 00:27:34,553 Goddess, please let him go. 336 00:27:34,845 --> 00:27:37,678 I need to kill him, and report to Heaven Emperor. 337 00:27:37,928 --> 00:27:39,595 I know that. 338 00:27:39,678 --> 00:27:44,470 Goddess, please tell Heaven Emperor I can sacrifice my life for him. 339 00:27:45,053 --> 00:27:46,178 What? 340 00:27:48,512 --> 00:27:51,845 It is a master's responsibility. 341 00:27:51,928 --> 00:27:53,637 Goddess, please listen to me. 342 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:57,637 I just want to teach him 343 00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:02,262 in order to show spirit of the Buddha. 344 00:28:07,262 --> 00:28:08,678 That's great. 345 00:28:08,762 --> 00:28:14,345 Monkey King, I hope you'll learn your master's spirit! 346 00:28:23,345 --> 00:28:27,262 Namonitabhaya. 347 00:28:48,887 --> 00:28:50,678 Am I dreaming again? 348 00:28:51,053 --> 00:28:53,845 That's troubling. I always have nightmares. 349 00:28:54,387 --> 00:28:56,928 Where is Qingxia? She's not here? 350 00:28:57,178 --> 00:28:58,970 Qingxia! 351 00:29:02,303 --> 00:29:05,095 Everybody, how are you? 352 00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:07,095 It's cold! Have you put on more clothes? 353 00:29:07,178 --> 00:29:10,387 I've lost my way. I'm looking for a place to stay tonight. 354 00:29:10,470 --> 00:29:12,470 Go there to sleep. 355 00:29:12,553 --> 00:29:15,553 Thank you very much. Wish you all a long life. 356 00:29:20,512 --> 00:29:22,178 I saw him come here. 357 00:29:22,262 --> 00:29:24,345 Where is he now? 358 00:29:24,428 --> 00:29:26,387 Why did you have to pee? You have to take the blame! 359 00:29:26,470 --> 00:29:27,762 It won't hurt you. 360 00:29:28,428 --> 00:29:29,387 Is it bad? 361 00:29:29,470 --> 00:29:31,637 BLACK MOUNTAIN 362 00:29:42,387 --> 00:29:43,887 Old Black Mountain Devil? 363 00:30:11,678 --> 00:30:14,720 Monkey King? You've changed to human form again. 364 00:30:15,303 --> 00:30:16,928 Do you still recognize me? 365 00:30:17,595 --> 00:30:19,053 You're the fly. 366 00:30:19,387 --> 00:30:20,470 Monkey King. 367 00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:28,677 - Impossible, I must be dreaming. - It's still too early to dream, but... 368 00:30:28,761 --> 00:30:32,886 I dream of you when I travel through time and space. 369 00:30:33,094 --> 00:30:34,969 Did you miss me? 370 00:30:35,052 --> 00:30:37,719 The Box is at your side? 371 00:30:37,886 --> 00:30:41,011 - Yes, it is. Do you want it? - Who's there? 372 00:30:43,761 --> 00:30:45,094 - What's up? - There's a soldier. 373 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:46,344 Soldier? 374 00:30:47,594 --> 00:30:50,094 My dad also wants to stay here. 375 00:30:50,177 --> 00:30:51,344 No problem? 376 00:30:51,886 --> 00:30:52,719 It's your dad? 377 00:30:53,094 --> 00:30:53,969 Yes. 378 00:30:54,052 --> 00:30:56,886 Dad, come out and say hello to all the brothers. 379 00:30:58,094 --> 00:30:59,261 Where did he come from? 380 00:31:00,136 --> 00:31:00,969 From India. 381 00:31:01,594 --> 00:31:03,136 - India? - India? 382 00:31:03,219 --> 00:31:05,594 - Where is it? - I need to carry on tomorrow. Sleep there. 383 00:31:06,136 --> 00:31:07,219 Over there. 384 00:31:07,844 --> 00:31:10,927 - It's really noisy. - Annoying. 385 00:31:11,761 --> 00:31:12,886 Sleep inside. 386 00:31:12,969 --> 00:31:14,302 That's the problem with time differences. 387 00:31:14,386 --> 00:31:17,177 I've just slept in India. Now you're telling me to sleep again. 388 00:31:17,261 --> 00:31:19,511 Go to sleep. Where is the Pandora's Box? 389 00:31:19,594 --> 00:31:24,136 Monkey King, can you behave yourself? 390 00:31:24,636 --> 00:31:25,969 Look, just keep calm. 391 00:31:54,927 --> 00:31:55,927 What is he doing? 392 00:31:56,011 --> 00:31:58,719 He's inhaling the life out of them. Pretend to sleep. 393 00:31:58,802 --> 00:32:00,969 I hope that he won't inhale ours. Go to sleep! 394 00:33:13,719 --> 00:33:15,344 Run! 395 00:33:22,926 --> 00:33:24,010 Do you know me? 396 00:33:25,593 --> 00:33:27,635 That Indian. 397 00:33:28,176 --> 00:33:29,051 You like it? Take it. 398 00:33:29,135 --> 00:33:31,635 - I am not your Big Brother. - My disciple is calling me. 399 00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:41,885 Don't play with fire again. Namonitabhaya. 400 00:33:43,218 --> 00:33:46,885 Please don't follow us. I don't know you. 401 00:33:46,968 --> 00:33:49,343 It's great to see you. 402 00:33:49,426 --> 00:33:51,551 Where is the Box? The Box? 403 00:33:55,926 --> 00:33:57,051 King Bull? 404 00:33:57,635 --> 00:34:00,926 Brother, you have caught the Longevity Monk for me. 405 00:34:12,010 --> 00:34:14,260 Congratulations on your wedding, Miss. 406 00:34:18,551 --> 00:34:20,218 Miss, handkerchief. 407 00:34:22,176 --> 00:34:24,593 Why are you crying? I should be the one crying. 408 00:34:25,093 --> 00:34:29,260 I'm not crying. My mouth is watering. 409 00:34:32,510 --> 00:34:35,301 - King Bull... - Thank you for coming. 410 00:34:35,385 --> 00:34:37,551 Big Brother... 411 00:34:37,635 --> 00:34:39,260 It's a very happy day. 412 00:34:39,635 --> 00:34:40,468 What? 413 00:34:41,343 --> 00:34:44,551 It's not only my sister's wedding day, 414 00:34:44,635 --> 00:34:48,051 but also the day I marry my concubine. 415 00:34:48,551 --> 00:34:49,968 Concubine? 416 00:34:50,051 --> 00:34:51,635 What does sister-in-law say about this? 417 00:34:51,718 --> 00:34:52,843 That bitch! 418 00:34:52,926 --> 00:34:54,718 She's now at the Flame Mountain. 419 00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:56,135 She won't be able to do anything even if she knows. 420 00:34:58,801 --> 00:35:03,635 Hey, Bull, where did you find this new wife? 421 00:35:05,510 --> 00:35:08,010 I passed by the desert yesterday 422 00:35:08,093 --> 00:35:10,885 and I saw a pretty girl. 423 00:35:10,968 --> 00:35:12,801 She was dying. 424 00:35:12,885 --> 00:35:15,885 - Master, what are we going to do? - Fine! No problem. 425 00:35:15,968 --> 00:35:17,760 - Is she Zixia? - Yes, she is! 426 00:35:17,843 --> 00:35:20,051 - Really? We'll succeed now! - Zixia. 427 00:35:20,968 --> 00:35:22,218 What a nice name you've got. 428 00:35:25,176 --> 00:35:29,051 Let me introduce my sister and my brother-in-law to you, 429 00:35:29,385 --> 00:35:31,635 Xiang-xiang, brother. 430 00:35:32,635 --> 00:35:34,301 Come here, follow me. 431 00:35:39,801 --> 00:35:41,218 This is my brother-in-law. 432 00:35:41,468 --> 00:35:43,760 This is my sister, Xiang-xiang. 433 00:35:43,843 --> 00:35:44,885 Zixia! 434 00:35:51,551 --> 00:35:53,218 Can you even get married here? 435 00:35:54,135 --> 00:35:55,260 I can! 436 00:35:56,843 --> 00:35:58,593 How about your wife? 437 00:35:59,093 --> 00:36:01,051 Wife? Wait, do you know her? 438 00:36:04,010 --> 00:36:06,468 - You've got a wife? - We're divorced. 439 00:36:06,551 --> 00:36:08,926 You never told me that before. 440 00:36:09,010 --> 00:36:10,801 Sister. 441 00:36:10,885 --> 00:36:14,051 It's normal for a man to have many wives. 442 00:36:14,260 --> 00:36:17,218 Take it easy. Right, brother? 443 00:36:17,468 --> 00:36:18,343 Am I right? 444 00:36:19,134 --> 00:36:19,967 Yes. 445 00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:22,884 Zixia, be honest. 446 00:36:23,134 --> 00:36:27,467 I think I've fallen for you after these two days. 447 00:36:27,550 --> 00:36:29,217 I want to show my sincerity. 448 00:36:29,592 --> 00:36:31,634 So I'm going to ask you to marry me in front of my brothers. 449 00:36:31,717 --> 00:36:34,967 This Pandora's Box is my gift to you. 450 00:36:35,050 --> 00:36:37,050 I hope you'll marry me. 451 00:36:37,592 --> 00:36:39,425 I object to this marriage! 452 00:36:39,509 --> 00:36:41,925 - Why? - Let me speak. 453 00:36:42,009 --> 00:36:43,759 They're such a good couple! 454 00:36:43,842 --> 00:36:45,425 You're a demon, so you're not qualified to object. 455 00:36:45,842 --> 00:36:49,259 You have to pass Zixia's test first. 456 00:36:49,342 --> 00:36:52,675 If you pass, I won't object to it anymore. 457 00:36:52,759 --> 00:36:53,800 What test? 458 00:36:54,092 --> 00:36:58,925 She has sworn to marry the man 459 00:36:59,009 --> 00:37:02,342 who can pull out her Magic Sword. 460 00:37:05,259 --> 00:37:07,259 Magic Sword? 461 00:37:07,634 --> 00:37:08,717 Listen to me. 462 00:37:10,592 --> 00:37:11,884 It's not true. 463 00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:14,634 It's just a joke. 464 00:37:14,717 --> 00:37:16,467 What joke? 465 00:37:16,884 --> 00:37:20,592 It's not important who can pull out the sword. 466 00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:26,342 Stop chattering in my place! 467 00:37:26,759 --> 00:37:28,259 I'll kill anyone who gets in my way. 468 00:37:35,675 --> 00:37:38,300 I'll kill anyone who gets in my way. 469 00:37:40,009 --> 00:37:42,009 My king, Iron Fan Princess has come. 470 00:37:48,342 --> 00:37:50,217 Hey, why are you here? 471 00:37:52,050 --> 00:37:55,259 At this time, the sword is close to me, 0.01cm, I think. 472 00:37:55,467 --> 00:37:59,509 But after 0.01 seconds the owner of the sword will fall for me. 473 00:37:59,592 --> 00:38:00,717 This is because I've decided to tell lies. 474 00:38:01,467 --> 00:38:03,717 Although I have told many lies before, 475 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:07,634 this is the best, I think. 476 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,425 I'll kill you if you move one step. 477 00:38:11,592 --> 00:38:13,384 You should do that. 478 00:38:14,009 --> 00:38:15,800 I deserve to die. 479 00:38:16,717 --> 00:38:20,259 I had my true love before 480 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,175 but I didn't treasure her. 481 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,342 When I lost her, 482 00:38:24,842 --> 00:38:26,884 I felt so regretful. 483 00:38:28,425 --> 00:38:31,759 It was the most painful thing in this world. 484 00:38:33,217 --> 00:38:36,300 Just cut my throat! 485 00:38:36,717 --> 00:38:38,467 Don't hesitate. 486 00:38:40,717 --> 00:38:44,050 If God can give me another chance, 487 00:38:44,634 --> 00:38:46,675 I will say three words to her. 488 00:38:49,342 --> 00:38:50,800 "I love you." 489 00:38:52,925 --> 00:38:55,925 If you have to give a time limit to this love, 490 00:38:58,842 --> 00:39:01,384 I hope it is 10,000 years. 491 00:39:14,134 --> 00:39:17,049 But how will you tell your wife? 492 00:39:17,424 --> 00:39:18,799 I have to tell her. 493 00:39:19,383 --> 00:39:21,508 So I must get the Box back. 494 00:39:21,591 --> 00:39:23,924 Tell her clearly and go back with you. 495 00:39:25,716 --> 00:39:27,549 I won't listen to their opinions. 496 00:39:28,299 --> 00:39:32,591 I won't listen to their objections. 497 00:39:34,466 --> 00:39:35,966 I will take all those on my own. 498 00:39:37,466 --> 00:39:39,049 Don't lie to me! 499 00:39:39,466 --> 00:39:44,591 But I hate myself because I can't get the Box back. 500 00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:47,133 - I... - I'll help you. 501 00:39:47,383 --> 00:39:50,591 - No! It's dangerous. - Don't you want it? 502 00:39:52,049 --> 00:39:53,091 I want... 503 00:39:53,174 --> 00:39:55,924 I wouldn't hide a woman. It's just a rumor. 504 00:39:56,008 --> 00:39:57,466 I don't trust you anymore. 505 00:39:59,049 --> 00:40:00,008 What are you doing here? 506 00:40:06,424 --> 00:40:07,633 Who's she? 507 00:40:10,841 --> 00:40:12,591 I'm asking you, who is she? 508 00:40:13,508 --> 00:40:14,341 She's... 509 00:40:15,133 --> 00:40:17,091 Brother, who is she, anyway? Tell me. 510 00:40:17,174 --> 00:40:18,549 She's my wife. 511 00:40:19,174 --> 00:40:21,924 Brother, that's too much! 512 00:40:22,008 --> 00:40:22,924 Brother. 513 00:40:23,008 --> 00:40:24,674 You gave your sister to him! 514 00:40:24,758 --> 00:40:27,841 So his wife pointed a sword at him. 515 00:40:28,549 --> 00:40:30,883 Follow me. I have something to ask you. 516 00:40:31,591 --> 00:40:34,133 - You have a wife. - I don't love her anymore. 517 00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:37,674 Tell me what's going on. 518 00:40:37,758 --> 00:40:39,174 It's as I said, sister-in-law. 519 00:40:40,799 --> 00:40:42,424 Sister-in-law? 520 00:40:42,508 --> 00:40:44,216 Sorry, Madam Bull. 521 00:40:47,174 --> 00:40:48,966 When you watched the moon with me in the past, 522 00:40:49,049 --> 00:40:51,133 you called me "Sweetie." 523 00:40:51,633 --> 00:40:55,508 Now that you have your new lover, you're calling me Madam Bull? 524 00:40:55,924 --> 00:40:58,174 "Sweetie"? 525 00:40:59,883 --> 00:41:03,216 Do you think that I came here for that ugly Bull? 526 00:41:03,383 --> 00:41:07,633 I came here for you, you heartless monkey. 527 00:41:08,549 --> 00:41:10,758 Brother, thank you. 528 00:41:11,133 --> 00:41:12,508 It's none of my business. 529 00:41:14,216 --> 00:41:17,466 Sorry, wait for me here at midnight. 530 00:41:17,549 --> 00:41:19,299 I have something to tell you. 531 00:41:25,466 --> 00:41:26,424 If I were you, 532 00:41:26,508 --> 00:41:28,383 I'd die if my husband decided to get a concubine. 533 00:41:28,466 --> 00:41:31,216 - Really? - Yes! But I'll castrate you first. 534 00:41:31,299 --> 00:41:32,174 Follow me! 535 00:41:36,258 --> 00:41:38,549 - Zixia, I... - I trust you. 536 00:41:39,591 --> 00:41:42,508 I'll get the Box tonight. Wait for me here at midnight. 537 00:41:43,758 --> 00:41:45,341 Big Brother! 538 00:41:45,424 --> 00:41:46,883 Let me check on my brothers first. 539 00:41:47,008 --> 00:41:47,966 See you tonight. 540 00:42:10,466 --> 00:42:13,132 Damn monkey, it's midnight now. Where is he? 541 00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:16,548 Big Brother! 542 00:42:16,632 --> 00:42:19,590 I told you Big Brother wouldn't fail us. 543 00:42:19,673 --> 00:42:21,215 He'll come to save Master. 544 00:42:21,298 --> 00:42:23,507 You're out at night. Are you going to pee? 545 00:42:25,965 --> 00:42:26,798 No need to praise me. 546 00:42:26,882 --> 00:42:29,507 I'm just a little better than you. 547 00:42:30,173 --> 00:42:32,632 Stop chattering. Go save our master. 548 00:42:32,715 --> 00:42:34,173 - I've come out for a pee. - Go. 549 00:42:34,590 --> 00:42:37,423 - Who can do this all night? - Why are you so annoying? 550 00:42:37,507 --> 00:42:39,132 I can't take this anymore. 551 00:42:39,215 --> 00:42:41,757 - I'm sure that Master is inside. - Right. 552 00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:43,840 He's the most annoying person in the world. 553 00:42:43,923 --> 00:42:45,590 You go in, I'll stay back... 554 00:42:45,673 --> 00:42:46,590 - Let's go! - You lead! 555 00:42:48,923 --> 00:42:50,048 This way. 556 00:42:50,132 --> 00:42:52,173 Master is in here. Get in. 557 00:42:52,257 --> 00:42:53,382 Master. 558 00:42:53,465 --> 00:42:55,257 Master. 559 00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:57,298 We're here to save you. 560 00:42:57,382 --> 00:42:58,965 I won't go. 561 00:42:59,465 --> 00:43:01,090 - What? Why? - No? 562 00:43:01,798 --> 00:43:06,298 There are so many obstacles in the way of getting the scriptures. 563 00:43:07,090 --> 00:43:09,590 This is because we're not united enough 564 00:43:09,673 --> 00:43:12,632 and that's why the demons can hurt us. 565 00:43:12,923 --> 00:43:14,257 And that's the problem. 566 00:43:14,340 --> 00:43:18,215 Staying in this prison or not is just the same. 567 00:43:18,465 --> 00:43:22,798 The outside world is just a larger prison to me. 568 00:43:23,048 --> 00:43:26,965 You go out first, I have something to say to Big Brother. 569 00:43:28,173 --> 00:43:29,257 Master. 570 00:43:29,923 --> 00:43:31,507 Piggy, you're being naughty again. 571 00:43:32,173 --> 00:43:35,840 No, Master, I'll go outside and stand guard. 572 00:43:35,923 --> 00:43:37,840 - Sandy, follow me. - Yes. 573 00:43:38,423 --> 00:43:39,715 You get back there. 574 00:43:43,715 --> 00:43:47,298 Blow up and blow up the ball 575 00:43:50,048 --> 00:43:50,923 You've dropped your thing. 576 00:43:52,673 --> 00:43:54,298 Brother, tie them up. 577 00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:55,423 Why me? 578 00:43:55,507 --> 00:43:58,757 Because I'm stronger than you and your shit! 579 00:44:01,215 --> 00:44:02,673 Come in and have a seat. 580 00:44:06,882 --> 00:44:10,257 Honestly, I'm not your disciple. 581 00:44:10,340 --> 00:44:12,548 I don't want to be your disciple. 582 00:44:12,757 --> 00:44:14,048 Master, be kind to me. 583 00:44:14,132 --> 00:44:16,382 Please let me go, all right? 584 00:44:16,798 --> 00:44:20,382 Do you know what "Dong, Dong, Dong" is? 585 00:44:20,632 --> 00:44:21,798 What "Dong, Dong, Dong"? 586 00:44:21,882 --> 00:44:26,132 "Dong, Dong, Dong" is... 587 00:44:35,215 --> 00:44:39,340 To get the scriptures in the west 588 00:44:44,590 --> 00:44:51,048 Can kill the demons 589 00:44:53,965 --> 00:44:57,423 Can protect me 590 00:44:57,632 --> 00:45:03,882 From being eaten by the monster 591 00:45:04,257 --> 00:45:07,881 Only you are that strong 592 00:45:07,964 --> 00:45:13,089 You and only you 593 00:45:23,297 --> 00:45:29,214 Don't blame your master for being so talkative 594 00:45:30,172 --> 00:45:34,839 Just bring the ring back 595 00:45:34,922 --> 00:45:40,631 Don't be afraid of dying 596 00:45:41,547 --> 00:45:45,547 Don't be afraid of any shit 597 00:45:48,631 --> 00:45:54,339 So do your best 598 00:45:54,422 --> 00:45:58,714 If you're scared, I'll be with you 599 00:45:58,797 --> 00:46:04,006 Namonitabhaya. 600 00:46:07,506 --> 00:46:09,756 I can't take this anymore! 601 00:46:09,839 --> 00:46:12,214 "Oh" your ass! Stop it! 602 00:46:12,589 --> 00:46:15,131 I told you I can't take this anymore. But you still keep on singing. 603 00:46:15,214 --> 00:46:17,881 You're disregarding my feelings. 604 00:46:18,131 --> 00:46:20,589 I'll kill you if you sing again. 605 00:46:22,797 --> 00:46:25,964 Monkey King, you can just kill me. 606 00:46:26,922 --> 00:46:29,422 Life and death are just minor things. 607 00:46:34,131 --> 00:46:36,381 You'll sing this song with me 608 00:46:36,464 --> 00:46:39,172 when you start to realize that making sacrifices is so meaningful. 609 00:46:40,381 --> 00:46:46,339 Namonitabhaya. 610 00:46:49,547 --> 00:46:50,506 Zixia. 611 00:46:55,839 --> 00:46:58,131 Big Brother, why take a woman with you? 612 00:46:58,214 --> 00:46:59,047 Master's gone. 613 00:46:59,131 --> 00:47:00,506 He said to wait for him at the forest 300 miles away. 614 00:47:00,589 --> 00:47:02,047 - Go there quickly, please. - Hold it! 615 00:47:04,131 --> 00:47:04,964 Ambush at the front. 616 00:47:05,047 --> 00:47:07,797 I can see it. No need to listen. 617 00:47:08,714 --> 00:47:09,756 Stupid. 618 00:47:09,839 --> 00:47:10,797 Hold her. 619 00:47:12,631 --> 00:47:14,506 Xiang-xiang! Why are you here? 620 00:47:15,256 --> 00:47:17,547 Wow! Why is there so much blood on your hand? 621 00:47:18,256 --> 00:47:19,422 This is the blood 622 00:47:20,297 --> 00:47:21,756 of the woman you're holding. 623 00:47:22,006 --> 00:47:22,839 Her blood? 624 00:47:23,547 --> 00:47:26,172 Yes! It's hers. 625 00:47:26,464 --> 00:47:29,214 I stabbed her while she was sleeping. 626 00:47:31,089 --> 00:47:32,964 If that woman is still alive, 627 00:47:33,589 --> 00:47:35,297 you won't come back to me. 628 00:47:38,422 --> 00:47:39,922 You have to let it be. 629 00:47:40,006 --> 00:47:42,672 - It's fate! Am I right? - Yeah! 630 00:47:43,381 --> 00:47:44,422 Bullshit! 631 00:47:44,922 --> 00:47:48,506 If it was fate that you love Piggy, would you love him? 632 00:47:49,964 --> 00:47:53,089 If that was God's order, I'd have to accept it. 633 00:47:54,631 --> 00:47:55,589 Great! 634 00:47:56,464 --> 00:47:57,464 You don't have to wait for God's order. 635 00:48:00,256 --> 00:48:01,089 Wait! What are you going to do? 636 00:48:09,755 --> 00:48:11,213 Go. 637 00:48:12,421 --> 00:48:14,338 Changing Image Magic! 638 00:48:21,380 --> 00:48:23,171 I will turn you into a rock. 639 00:48:23,921 --> 00:48:25,213 Let go of me! 640 00:48:27,713 --> 00:48:28,921 I'll grab your breasts! 641 00:49:01,588 --> 00:49:03,296 Zixia! 642 00:49:03,838 --> 00:49:05,046 Wake up! 643 00:49:06,630 --> 00:49:09,171 Big Brother, why are you embracing me? 644 00:49:11,213 --> 00:49:12,046 Piggy? 645 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:13,713 Yes! 646 00:49:14,296 --> 00:49:16,130 - Where is Zixia? - Qin Xiang-lin. 647 00:49:20,213 --> 00:49:21,046 Qingxia? 648 00:49:22,838 --> 00:49:25,630 Wow! Please don't joke around! 649 00:49:25,713 --> 00:49:27,796 I'm also hurt! 650 00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:31,421 My chest muscles nearly touch my stomach. 651 00:49:33,838 --> 00:49:35,380 Do you hate me? 652 00:49:36,088 --> 00:49:37,671 No! 653 00:49:41,630 --> 00:49:43,921 You hate me! Fine! Let's end it now! 654 00:49:44,005 --> 00:49:46,588 Stop! Give me some time. 655 00:49:46,671 --> 00:49:48,630 I'll just vomit. I'll vomit everything out soon. 656 00:49:51,255 --> 00:49:53,880 Fine. I trust you. I'll give you some time. 657 00:49:53,963 --> 00:49:55,755 Try to get used to it now. 658 00:49:56,296 --> 00:49:59,130 - I'm used to it already. - Come on. 659 00:50:00,171 --> 00:50:01,546 Shut up. I also want to vomit! 660 00:50:04,005 --> 00:50:05,005 You're so disgusting! 661 00:50:05,546 --> 00:50:08,213 If you weren't, he wouldn't vomit. 662 00:50:16,421 --> 00:50:18,588 He's so good to me. I will marry him. 663 00:50:18,671 --> 00:50:20,213 I'll give him a loving family. 664 00:50:20,296 --> 00:50:22,463 Give birth to many kids. 665 00:50:23,838 --> 00:50:24,671 Xiang-lin. 666 00:50:30,421 --> 00:50:32,338 - I will kill you! - Brother. 667 00:50:32,421 --> 00:50:34,088 - I'll kill you! - Brother. 668 00:50:34,755 --> 00:50:37,088 Brother, you're also hurt? 669 00:50:38,421 --> 00:50:39,963 Turn me back! 670 00:50:40,046 --> 00:50:42,421 Shut up! Listen to me! 671 00:50:42,630 --> 00:50:45,713 I will not hurt you if you change us back! 672 00:50:45,796 --> 00:50:48,338 As much as I want to, I can only use that power once. 673 00:50:48,421 --> 00:50:51,338 - I need 49 days to recover. - 49 days? I'll kill you! 674 00:50:51,671 --> 00:50:54,713 Xiang-lin, face the reality! 675 00:50:56,671 --> 00:50:58,963 Change us back! 676 00:50:59,046 --> 00:51:01,504 Use your energy! Stop playing! 677 00:51:01,587 --> 00:51:02,462 Be quick! 678 00:51:03,795 --> 00:51:05,504 - Be quick! - Who is inside you? 679 00:51:05,587 --> 00:51:07,545 I don't know where I am. 680 00:51:07,629 --> 00:51:08,462 - Two voices? - Who are you? 681 00:51:08,962 --> 00:51:10,587 I'm Piggy. Who are you? 682 00:51:10,670 --> 00:51:11,879 I'm Zixia. 683 00:51:14,170 --> 00:51:15,337 Xiang-lin. 684 00:51:16,129 --> 00:51:18,045 - Joker. - Big Brother. 685 00:51:20,712 --> 00:51:21,587 Zixia! 686 00:51:23,795 --> 00:51:25,670 Zixia, you're still here. 687 00:51:25,754 --> 00:51:26,587 You bitch! 688 00:51:28,587 --> 00:51:30,254 I've found you at last. 689 00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:31,170 What are you doing? 690 00:51:31,254 --> 00:51:32,962 It's been a while, and you've become like this? 691 00:51:33,545 --> 00:51:34,379 Where's the Pandora's Box? 692 00:51:35,545 --> 00:51:36,379 I didn't bring it. 693 00:51:38,670 --> 00:51:39,587 Just kidding. 694 00:51:41,795 --> 00:51:42,712 - Give me... - Wait. 695 00:51:42,795 --> 00:51:43,629 What will you do to the Box? 696 00:51:44,254 --> 00:51:45,170 He'll come with me. 697 00:51:45,254 --> 00:51:46,879 Fat woman! Don't hang around with him. 698 00:51:48,670 --> 00:51:51,670 Xiang-lin will go away with you. King Bull! 699 00:51:55,212 --> 00:51:56,920 Don't even dream about it. 700 00:51:57,587 --> 00:51:58,962 Ask him if you don't believe me. 701 00:52:00,712 --> 00:52:01,962 You said you love me 702 00:52:02,045 --> 00:52:03,670 because you want to take this and go away with her? 703 00:52:03,754 --> 00:52:04,837 Wait. 704 00:52:05,295 --> 00:52:07,087 It's not true. 705 00:52:08,504 --> 00:52:10,504 You can throw it away if you want to. 706 00:52:10,587 --> 00:52:11,504 Great! 707 00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:14,712 You shouldn't do that. 708 00:52:14,795 --> 00:52:17,004 Look at you. Don't deny it! 709 00:52:17,087 --> 00:52:18,462 I'll throw this away! 710 00:52:28,795 --> 00:52:29,795 Brother? 711 00:52:31,879 --> 00:52:34,129 - What a man! - Shut up! 712 00:52:35,629 --> 00:52:37,045 I love that! 713 00:52:37,670 --> 00:52:39,962 You can't run away anymore. 714 00:52:40,962 --> 00:52:43,587 Bull, you're seriously hurt. 715 00:52:44,212 --> 00:52:46,754 Do you think that bitch is less hurt? 716 00:52:47,045 --> 00:52:48,045 Have a look! 717 00:52:49,045 --> 00:52:50,087 You've deceived me for so long! 718 00:52:50,879 --> 00:52:54,129 - In fact, I'm not deceiving you. - Xiang-lin, who's that woman? 719 00:52:54,879 --> 00:52:56,212 I won't listen to you! 720 00:52:56,295 --> 00:52:59,129 Bastard! I'll leave you! Your affairs are none of my business! 721 00:52:59,670 --> 00:53:01,837 You deal with yours! And I'll deal with mine! 722 00:53:04,129 --> 00:53:05,629 Help Zixia, you have a part in the body. 723 00:53:25,462 --> 00:53:27,337 You can't do anything if the body is damaged. 724 00:53:27,420 --> 00:53:28,254 Okay! 725 00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,420 You want to go? 726 00:53:33,462 --> 00:53:34,837 Explain it clearly or you can't leave! 727 00:53:35,295 --> 00:53:36,545 Don't hit him! 728 00:53:38,045 --> 00:53:40,170 Bitch, stand aside, it's none of your business! 729 00:53:40,879 --> 00:53:43,629 Stop it! I'm afraid he'll hurt my body! 730 00:53:46,004 --> 00:53:46,837 I won't help you! 731 00:53:47,420 --> 00:53:50,545 Shut up! I'll help him and beat you up! 732 00:53:51,879 --> 00:53:52,879 Have a try! 733 00:53:52,962 --> 00:53:56,169 I'm a woman. Please don't hit me too hard. I'll kill you! 734 00:54:04,503 --> 00:54:06,586 I won't help. I just want to see you fight! 735 00:54:06,669 --> 00:54:08,003 - Go! - No. 736 00:54:08,086 --> 00:54:11,503 I'll get the Box for you, so you can explain it to your wife. 737 00:54:11,586 --> 00:54:14,169 - Wow, you're great! Perfect! - Really? 738 00:54:14,253 --> 00:54:15,753 You're as perfect as possible. 739 00:54:23,128 --> 00:54:23,961 Wait! 740 00:54:35,086 --> 00:54:36,086 You! 741 00:54:36,961 --> 00:54:38,544 Bitch, don't hit my girl! 742 00:54:38,794 --> 00:54:39,628 But I want to! 743 00:54:42,086 --> 00:54:43,794 Your man is running away! 744 00:54:45,919 --> 00:54:48,544 He's so cool. I'm a lucky woman. 745 00:54:57,086 --> 00:54:59,211 Fine, I can only pretend I jumped off the cliff. 746 00:55:03,336 --> 00:55:04,169 Closer. 747 00:55:08,461 --> 00:55:09,628 Monkey King. 748 00:55:09,878 --> 00:55:11,503 Don't jump! 749 00:55:13,003 --> 00:55:14,753 I'm not trying to jump! 750 00:55:14,836 --> 00:55:17,003 You'd rather die than be with me. 751 00:55:17,211 --> 00:55:19,419 Okay, then I'd better go back to the Flame Mountain. 752 00:55:25,086 --> 00:55:28,919 I wouldn't be in this predicament if I'd known this would happen. 753 00:55:29,336 --> 00:55:33,128 I didn't know stealing grapes would make me suffer such punishment. 754 00:55:33,211 --> 00:55:35,753 If I knew that, I would've stolen something else. 755 00:55:35,836 --> 00:55:38,086 You should have been a soldier, just like me. 756 00:55:38,169 --> 00:55:41,503 You have no chance unless an immortal comes to save you. 757 00:55:52,294 --> 00:55:53,669 I never wanted to be a soldier. 758 00:56:01,419 --> 00:56:02,753 An immortal has come. 759 00:56:03,169 --> 00:56:04,711 An immortal! 760 00:56:08,003 --> 00:56:08,961 Jing Jing. 761 00:56:20,669 --> 00:56:22,794 Grandpa Buddha, he steams buns. 762 00:56:23,253 --> 00:56:24,753 None of your business! 763 00:56:25,003 --> 00:56:26,003 Jing Jing! 764 00:56:32,836 --> 00:56:35,503 Don't flirt with me! 765 00:56:35,586 --> 00:56:37,961 I'm flirting with you because I love you. 766 00:56:38,669 --> 00:56:41,336 Listen, if you want to be my wife, 767 00:56:41,544 --> 00:56:44,253 don't do bad things like your brother in the future. 768 00:56:44,336 --> 00:56:45,878 Sure! 769 00:56:46,169 --> 00:56:47,003 Let's go! 770 00:56:47,419 --> 00:56:50,169 - Drink some tea. - Thank you! 771 00:56:50,419 --> 00:56:52,085 You're welcome. 772 00:56:55,293 --> 00:56:57,293 Why bring me back to this cave? 773 00:56:57,377 --> 00:56:58,752 I didn't bring you back. 774 00:56:58,835 --> 00:57:01,668 It was you who brought us back. 775 00:57:04,335 --> 00:57:06,127 It could be because I miss Jing Jing very much. 776 00:57:06,210 --> 00:57:10,460 Yes. When you fainted, you spoke the name "Jing Jing" 98 times! 777 00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:15,252 Jing Jing is my wife. 778 00:57:15,335 --> 00:57:18,835 And repeatedly said the name "Zixia" 784 times. 779 00:57:18,918 --> 00:57:19,752 What? 780 00:57:21,127 --> 00:57:22,502 784 times. 781 00:57:22,585 --> 00:57:24,918 She must have owed you lots of money. 782 00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:28,210 I want Spider Web Immortal to be my master. 783 00:57:28,293 --> 00:57:30,252 She's changed Waterfall Cave into Spider Web Cave. 784 00:57:30,335 --> 00:57:32,127 And you're telling me there's no such person! 785 00:57:34,502 --> 00:57:37,085 Damn monkey, you're still here! 786 00:57:37,252 --> 00:57:38,710 Why did you do that to me? 787 00:57:40,002 --> 00:57:41,043 Jing Jing. 788 00:57:46,752 --> 00:57:48,960 Jing Jing, it's nice to see you. 789 00:57:49,043 --> 00:57:49,960 What? 790 00:57:51,585 --> 00:57:52,418 You've got thinner. 791 00:57:54,710 --> 00:57:56,002 I'm not the Monkey King. 792 00:57:56,668 --> 00:57:59,043 But I don't how to tell you because you won't believe it. 793 00:57:59,210 --> 00:58:00,043 I will. 794 00:58:01,585 --> 00:58:03,585 Because that damn monkey wouldn't be so gentle with me. 795 00:58:04,293 --> 00:58:05,210 Who are you? 796 00:58:07,460 --> 00:58:09,252 I'll be your husband 500 years later. 797 00:58:09,335 --> 00:58:12,293 500 years later, you will give up this affair because of me. 798 00:58:12,377 --> 00:58:13,585 What I did was totally just for you. 799 00:58:13,668 --> 00:58:15,793 Jing Jing, I miss you. I miss you so, so much. 800 00:58:15,877 --> 00:58:17,918 I miss you so, so, so much. 801 00:58:18,627 --> 00:58:19,960 - Don't you trust me? - No. 802 00:58:21,043 --> 00:58:22,043 I can't blame you. Let me see what's going on. 803 00:58:22,127 --> 00:58:23,210 But I think I know you. 804 00:58:25,127 --> 00:58:26,293 Absolutely. 805 00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:28,043 For sure, I know you. 806 00:58:28,543 --> 00:58:30,002 Very, absolutely and extremely sure! 807 00:58:30,585 --> 00:58:32,710 - How will we meet... - Yes? 808 00:58:33,335 --> 00:58:34,543 500 years later? 809 00:58:36,043 --> 00:58:38,668 On a pitch-black night. I'm Joker, you're Pak Jing Jing! 810 00:58:39,543 --> 00:58:42,502 Our fantastic love story started from a fire at the bridge. 811 00:58:43,168 --> 00:58:44,627 When I turned around, you pointed your finger at me 812 00:58:44,710 --> 00:58:45,627 and my hand started burning. 813 00:58:45,710 --> 00:58:47,918 Then you ran to me and then hit me! 814 00:58:48,002 --> 00:58:49,752 Hit and hit and hit... Do it like this. 815 00:58:49,835 --> 00:58:51,460 No, look at me. 816 00:58:51,543 --> 00:58:53,252 Yes, do you remember now? 817 00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,418 There were many twists and turns. 818 00:58:57,502 --> 00:58:59,668 Suddenly, King Bull came after us! 819 00:59:00,002 --> 00:59:02,543 You fought with him with a bone. 820 00:59:02,627 --> 00:59:04,793 Then you grabbed me and took me to the Spider Web Cave. 821 00:59:06,668 --> 00:59:10,085 So let's jump ahead to the main plot. 822 00:59:10,835 --> 00:59:13,293 On the cliff, we reached the climax. 823 00:59:13,377 --> 00:59:16,668 At that time, I touched you. And you touched me, too. 824 00:59:16,752 --> 00:59:18,918 We made promises that we won't separate. 825 00:59:22,418 --> 00:59:24,293 But that happiness is only just for a second 826 00:59:24,377 --> 00:59:26,793 and we went through endless pain. 827 00:59:27,793 --> 00:59:29,585 Why did you die? 828 00:59:29,793 --> 00:59:33,377 So I used the Pandora's Box to travel back to the past 829 00:59:33,460 --> 00:59:35,918 just in time to see you committing suicide. 830 00:59:36,918 --> 00:59:38,293 But at the last moment, 831 00:59:39,002 --> 00:59:40,627 I was able to save your life! 832 00:59:42,918 --> 00:59:45,335 But the last time I time traveled, the Box didn't work properly. 833 00:59:45,418 --> 00:59:48,417 - I went back 500 years in the past! - Brother Yang! 834 00:59:49,709 --> 00:59:50,667 And that's the story. 835 00:59:54,417 --> 00:59:55,917 What are you going to do now? 836 00:59:56,542 --> 00:59:58,542 I've found you. I don't have to go back now. 837 00:59:58,709 --> 00:59:59,834 Let's get married. 838 01:00:01,876 --> 01:00:06,709 I... I just woke up and I had nothing else to do. 839 01:00:06,792 --> 01:00:09,084 So I came here to become a disciple, 840 01:00:09,167 --> 01:00:11,501 and now you're suddenly asking me to marry you? 841 01:00:11,834 --> 01:00:14,042 I haven't even brushed my teeth. 842 01:00:15,751 --> 01:00:17,417 I know you're still doubtful. 843 01:00:17,501 --> 01:00:20,792 If I could only give you my heart, you'd know I'm not cheating on you. 844 01:00:22,251 --> 01:00:23,084 That's easy! 845 01:00:26,542 --> 01:00:28,501 - Your heart looks familiar. - Like a coconut? 846 01:00:28,584 --> 01:00:30,001 A girl once said that to me. 847 01:00:30,251 --> 01:00:33,084 Oh, a coconut. So everything you said is true? 848 01:00:34,251 --> 01:00:36,376 No need to think! Search the bottom half! 849 01:00:39,126 --> 01:00:40,792 Coconut, thank you very much. 850 01:00:43,251 --> 01:00:45,584 Please tell me, am I his true love? 851 01:00:49,251 --> 01:00:52,126 You've come back after a long time. You just want to get the Pandora's Box. 852 01:00:52,542 --> 01:00:53,542 What do you mean? 853 01:00:53,626 --> 01:00:56,542 I asked when we're going to get married but you keep saying no. 854 01:00:56,626 --> 01:00:57,751 Will you marry me? 855 01:00:58,042 --> 01:00:58,876 I do! 856 01:01:04,626 --> 01:01:06,126 Is your sister crazy? 857 01:01:06,209 --> 01:01:07,667 She keeps saying nonsense all day long. 858 01:01:08,209 --> 01:01:09,584 She's not crazy. There's just something wrong with her brain. 859 01:01:10,834 --> 01:01:13,584 Fine. Don't forget your promise to marry me after seven days. 860 01:01:15,376 --> 01:01:16,876 Are you sure about that? 861 01:01:17,501 --> 01:01:18,626 I'll just cheat on him. 862 01:01:18,709 --> 01:01:20,834 I'm waiting for my man to pick me up! 863 01:01:22,376 --> 01:01:24,834 You think that bastard will come to pick you up? 864 01:01:24,917 --> 01:01:26,251 Congratulations! 865 01:01:26,709 --> 01:01:28,334 But even if he comes back, 866 01:01:28,751 --> 01:01:31,209 he can't rescue you from King Bull. 867 01:01:31,876 --> 01:01:35,709 It is fate that he was able to pull out my Magic Sword. 868 01:01:35,876 --> 01:01:38,209 He must be an extraordinary man. 869 01:01:38,917 --> 01:01:40,209 I'm sure of it. 870 01:01:40,376 --> 01:01:42,584 I know he'll come back one day 871 01:01:42,667 --> 01:01:44,334 and appear in public, 872 01:01:44,417 --> 01:01:46,126 wearing golden armor, 873 01:01:46,209 --> 01:01:48,626 riding a colorful cloud and will ask me to marry him. 874 01:01:49,834 --> 01:01:51,084 You're crazy! 875 01:01:52,042 --> 01:01:54,876 I'm not crazy. I just believe in him. 876 01:01:57,292 --> 01:01:59,459 - Promise me, little psycho. - No! 877 01:02:18,667 --> 01:02:20,834 Brother, things are always unpredictable. 878 01:02:20,917 --> 01:02:22,876 I never imagined you'd be marrying Miss Pak so soon. 879 01:02:22,959 --> 01:02:24,209 Yeah, me neither. 880 01:02:24,292 --> 01:02:26,042 We're happy for you! 881 01:02:26,667 --> 01:02:28,167 Thank you! 882 01:02:30,501 --> 01:02:31,417 Even though you were dreaming last night 883 01:02:31,501 --> 01:02:34,042 and kept repeating the name "Zixia" 785 times. 884 01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:36,001 It was more than last time. 885 01:02:59,791 --> 01:03:02,666 Six days have passed. You'll get married tomorrow. 886 01:03:04,791 --> 01:03:06,333 Is he going to come? I don't think so. 887 01:03:29,083 --> 01:03:33,333 Yesterday, I told a spider to tell you how much I've missed you. 888 01:03:33,541 --> 01:03:34,375 Did you know that? 889 01:03:36,416 --> 01:03:37,750 No, I didn't. 890 01:03:39,208 --> 01:03:40,625 And I'm cheating on you. 891 01:03:42,500 --> 01:03:43,666 That's fine. 892 01:03:43,750 --> 01:03:44,833 Just like a moth, 893 01:03:44,916 --> 01:03:47,041 it flies towards the fire even though it knows it'll get hurt. 894 01:03:50,458 --> 01:03:51,750 Moths are so silly! 895 01:03:59,291 --> 01:04:00,625 Come out, grapes. 896 01:04:02,458 --> 01:04:04,166 I don't want to watch you. 897 01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:09,375 I just want to study the interesting relationship among humans. 898 01:04:09,958 --> 01:04:12,875 Brother, you're a robber. Don't pretend to be a scholar. 899 01:04:12,958 --> 01:04:14,791 Even a robber has his own knowledge. 900 01:04:15,375 --> 01:04:17,083 Stop it. Go to sleep. 901 01:04:17,166 --> 01:04:21,291 In your mind, is Zixia an exclamation mark or is she a full stop? 902 01:04:21,375 --> 01:04:23,958 Is your mind full of question marks? 903 01:04:24,541 --> 01:04:26,375 Zixia is just a girl I know. 904 01:04:26,458 --> 01:04:30,166 I lied to her in the past. I'm just feeling a little bit regretful. 905 01:04:30,708 --> 01:04:32,416 I hate her! 906 01:04:32,500 --> 01:04:35,000 And I'll get married tomorrow. What do you want? 907 01:04:35,166 --> 01:04:38,208 When you realize that you've fallen in love with someone you hate, 908 01:04:38,291 --> 01:04:40,916 this affair will really hurt you. 909 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,791 But how can I fall in love with a person I hate? 910 01:04:44,291 --> 01:04:46,750 Please give me a reason. Please! 911 01:04:46,833 --> 01:04:48,833 We don't need any reason to love a person. 912 01:04:48,916 --> 01:04:50,458 - Don't we? - Do we? 913 01:04:50,541 --> 01:04:52,041 - Don't we? - Do we? 914 01:04:52,125 --> 01:04:52,958 Don't we? 915 01:04:53,041 --> 01:04:56,500 I am just discussing it with you. Why are you so serious? 916 01:04:56,583 --> 01:04:57,916 Do we? 917 01:05:40,249 --> 01:05:41,165 Who's there? 918 01:05:53,249 --> 01:05:55,957 Time's up! 919 01:06:14,124 --> 01:06:15,999 How many brothers and sisters do you have? 920 01:06:16,082 --> 01:06:17,665 Are your parents alive? 921 01:06:17,749 --> 01:06:19,499 Speak up! 922 01:06:19,582 --> 01:06:22,665 I just want to make a new friend since I'm going to die. 923 01:06:24,707 --> 01:06:26,999 How can we save Master? 924 01:06:27,082 --> 01:06:30,624 Being a demon is the same as being a human. 925 01:06:30,707 --> 01:06:32,499 We should be kind. 926 01:06:32,582 --> 01:06:37,290 If we are kind, we are not a demon, we are a hybrid. 927 01:06:38,915 --> 01:06:40,332 He understands. 928 01:06:40,415 --> 01:06:41,290 Do you understand? 929 01:06:45,415 --> 01:06:46,832 No one will come to pick you up. 930 01:06:46,915 --> 01:06:48,499 Don't you get it, dummy? 931 01:06:56,290 --> 01:06:58,124 Your letter. 932 01:07:05,165 --> 01:07:08,999 Your conscience told me that I'm not your true love. 933 01:07:09,249 --> 01:07:10,874 Your true love is another woman. 934 01:07:11,332 --> 01:07:14,999 When I saw the thing left by her in your heart, 935 01:07:15,207 --> 01:07:20,415 I knew that you'd come back, not for me, 936 01:07:20,499 --> 01:07:21,874 but for her. 937 01:07:22,249 --> 01:07:25,624 This is God's order. 938 01:07:25,832 --> 01:07:28,207 It is also called fate. 939 01:07:34,124 --> 01:07:36,957 - Jing Jing's gone. - I know. I've read the letter. 940 01:07:37,332 --> 01:07:38,249 Grandpa Buddha. 941 01:07:38,332 --> 01:07:39,499 What's going on with her? 942 01:07:43,290 --> 01:07:45,249 - Have you read this letter? - No. 943 01:07:45,332 --> 01:07:46,499 Read it. 944 01:07:48,499 --> 01:07:49,332 Say it! 945 01:07:58,957 --> 01:08:00,832 I know my sister Pak Jing Jing has been here. 946 01:08:00,915 --> 01:08:02,165 Where is she now? 947 01:08:02,249 --> 01:08:03,665 I don't know! 948 01:08:04,124 --> 01:08:05,582 Does she owe you so much 949 01:08:05,832 --> 01:08:07,707 that you won't let your sister go? 950 01:08:08,332 --> 01:08:11,290 It seems that you know her well. 951 01:08:11,374 --> 01:08:12,957 You want to tell me? 952 01:08:14,165 --> 01:08:15,082 I don't know. 953 01:08:15,415 --> 01:08:16,790 You don't know? 954 01:08:17,082 --> 01:08:19,957 You seem kind. Are they your friends? 955 01:08:22,290 --> 01:08:23,290 No! 956 01:08:30,332 --> 01:08:31,165 Do you know? 957 01:08:37,248 --> 01:08:39,623 Kill me if you must kill someone. 958 01:08:39,789 --> 01:08:41,414 They don't know your sister. 959 01:08:41,498 --> 01:08:42,873 All of them are innocent. 960 01:08:43,498 --> 01:08:44,706 I agree! 961 01:08:49,248 --> 01:08:51,289 I admire bold people very much. 962 01:08:54,081 --> 01:08:55,956 If you're one of them, I can fulfill your desire. 963 01:08:58,956 --> 01:08:59,789 Wait! 964 01:09:01,831 --> 01:09:03,581 I really think you're not scared of death! 965 01:09:04,956 --> 01:09:06,831 I'm going to die. Please do me a favor. 966 01:09:07,164 --> 01:09:09,581 I've heard that if you cut fast and accurately, 967 01:09:09,664 --> 01:09:12,081 a wounded man won't die at once when he's cut open. 968 01:09:12,164 --> 01:09:13,664 He can still see. 969 01:09:13,789 --> 01:09:15,289 Help me, do it as fast as you can. 970 01:09:15,373 --> 01:09:17,581 Tear out my heart, so I'll see it clearly. 971 01:09:18,539 --> 01:09:19,373 What? 972 01:09:21,831 --> 01:09:24,539 A friend of mine left something in my heart. 973 01:09:25,914 --> 01:09:27,373 I want to know what it is. 974 01:09:57,414 --> 01:09:58,998 So strange. 975 01:10:00,956 --> 01:10:02,248 You think I won't do it? 976 01:10:06,581 --> 01:10:08,873 Humans and demons are born from their mothers. 977 01:10:08,956 --> 01:10:10,998 A person's mom is a person's mom. 978 01:10:11,331 --> 01:10:13,206 A demon's mom is a demon's mom. 979 01:10:14,123 --> 01:10:16,539 I can't take this anymore! 980 01:10:27,664 --> 01:10:28,998 What's your name? 981 01:10:31,081 --> 01:10:34,539 Kowtow to Heaven and Earth. 982 01:10:36,206 --> 01:10:38,123 - Let's marry. - Wait! 983 01:10:39,664 --> 01:10:40,581 Look! 984 01:10:41,039 --> 01:10:43,789 Now, she is the younger sister and she'll save her elder sister. 985 01:10:44,414 --> 01:10:48,206 The elder sister will save the younger sister later. 986 01:10:49,081 --> 01:10:50,164 What do you want? 987 01:10:50,873 --> 01:10:53,664 We'll get married now. Let my sister go. 988 01:10:54,206 --> 01:10:55,373 I won't break my promise. 989 01:11:13,248 --> 01:11:14,456 I don't want to fight anymore. 990 01:11:15,539 --> 01:11:16,539 Go! 991 01:11:16,748 --> 01:11:19,039 I have just one sister in my life. 992 01:11:26,748 --> 01:11:27,956 Sister! 993 01:11:28,498 --> 01:11:29,331 King Bull! 994 01:11:29,414 --> 01:11:31,748 - I won't let my sister marry you! - Sister. 995 01:11:33,038 --> 01:11:34,080 What are you talking about? 996 01:11:34,538 --> 01:11:36,288 I have just one sister in my life. 997 01:11:36,372 --> 01:11:37,205 Come on! 998 01:11:37,622 --> 01:11:39,997 I'm right. 999 01:11:43,247 --> 01:11:45,163 Faster than me. 1000 01:11:45,247 --> 01:11:47,205 You're so great. 1001 01:11:59,830 --> 01:12:00,830 It's time. 1002 01:12:02,913 --> 01:12:06,330 Changing image! 1003 01:12:21,163 --> 01:12:22,913 - Xiang-xiang? - I'm not your sister. 1004 01:12:23,205 --> 01:12:24,330 Xiang-xiang, what are you doing? 1005 01:12:24,413 --> 01:12:26,288 Brother, I'm here! 1006 01:12:26,622 --> 01:12:27,455 My Changing Image Magic. 1007 01:12:27,913 --> 01:12:29,955 - Xiang-xiang. - It turned me into a dog. 1008 01:12:30,663 --> 01:12:31,497 Who are you? 1009 01:12:31,955 --> 01:12:32,872 I'm Qingxia! 1010 01:12:33,330 --> 01:12:34,163 Sister! 1011 01:12:35,122 --> 01:12:37,330 - I will kill you! - Go save Master! 1012 01:12:55,288 --> 01:12:56,872 Don't hit my sister! 1013 01:12:56,955 --> 01:12:59,163 Watch out! 1014 01:13:04,663 --> 01:13:06,288 Freeze! 1015 01:13:07,955 --> 01:13:09,663 - Kill that girl! - No! 1016 01:13:09,747 --> 01:13:11,163 - She is Xiang-xiang, my King! - Go away! 1017 01:13:11,247 --> 01:13:12,955 She's not. I'll kill anyone who blocks my way. 1018 01:13:16,122 --> 01:13:19,538 Goddess, I'm about to understand your words. 1019 01:13:19,913 --> 01:13:23,622 I used my eyes to see. But while I was dying, 1020 01:13:23,705 --> 01:13:26,413 I used my heart to see this world 1021 01:13:26,747 --> 01:13:28,247 and all things, 1022 01:13:28,413 --> 01:13:31,622 and I see clearly. 1023 01:13:34,122 --> 01:13:38,997 That girl left a teardrop in my heart. 1024 01:13:39,663 --> 01:13:42,580 I felt her sorrow. 1025 01:13:43,163 --> 01:13:46,497 Have you given up all things in the human world? 1026 01:13:47,038 --> 01:13:50,705 Yes. Life and death is minor. 1027 01:13:50,788 --> 01:13:52,122 Great. 1028 01:13:54,622 --> 01:13:56,163 Congratulations. 1029 01:13:56,247 --> 01:13:57,455 Brother, what's up? 1030 01:13:57,538 --> 01:13:59,455 - Come on, have a seat. - Have a seat. 1031 01:13:59,538 --> 01:14:01,955 It's unlucky that my three friends got involved. 1032 01:14:02,038 --> 01:14:03,955 It was none of their business! 1033 01:14:05,455 --> 01:14:06,455 But I don't understand. 1034 01:14:06,538 --> 01:14:11,663 Why can human hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 years? 1035 01:14:11,747 --> 01:14:14,080 What hatred is it? 1036 01:14:14,163 --> 01:14:18,580 So the Longevity Monk went to the west to get the scriptures 1037 01:14:18,663 --> 01:14:21,038 which will cleanse our hearts. 1038 01:14:21,122 --> 01:14:22,038 Understood. 1039 01:14:22,288 --> 01:14:24,288 I want to stay. There are many things waiting for me to do. 1040 01:14:24,372 --> 01:14:26,163 You guys go on with your lives as soon as possible! 1041 01:14:26,247 --> 01:14:27,413 Good! 1042 01:14:27,538 --> 01:14:29,787 You were slashed because of me. 1043 01:14:29,871 --> 01:14:31,829 I hope I can pay you back in my next life. 1044 01:14:31,912 --> 01:14:35,121 - Pay us back extra. - I'll do what I can, Grapes. 1045 01:14:35,204 --> 01:14:37,537 Alright, enough. 1046 01:14:37,621 --> 01:14:39,162 - Goodbye! - We're leaving! 1047 01:14:40,746 --> 01:14:42,662 I want to warn you again. 1048 01:14:42,746 --> 01:14:46,371 after wearing the Gold Ring, you'll no longer be a normal human. 1049 01:14:46,454 --> 01:14:49,537 You can't touch human desires anymore. 1050 01:14:49,621 --> 01:14:53,496 If you do so, the Gold Ring will get smaller and smaller. 1051 01:14:53,579 --> 01:14:55,079 It's very uncomfortable. 1052 01:14:56,246 --> 01:14:57,204 Okay! 1053 01:14:58,246 --> 01:15:02,204 Before wearing this ring, what do you want to say? 1054 01:15:07,662 --> 01:15:11,829 I had my true love but I didn't treasure her. 1055 01:15:12,329 --> 01:15:14,704 When I lost her, I felt so regretful. 1056 01:15:16,287 --> 01:15:18,912 It was the most painful thing in this world. 1057 01:15:20,162 --> 01:15:23,079 If God can give me another chance, 1058 01:15:23,371 --> 01:15:25,829 I will tell her that I love her! 1059 01:15:26,704 --> 01:15:29,537 If you have to give a time limit to this love, 1060 01:15:30,079 --> 01:15:33,037 I hope it is 10,000 years. 1061 01:15:36,537 --> 01:15:37,746 Kowtow! 1062 01:15:38,662 --> 01:15:39,954 Kowtow! 1063 01:15:44,621 --> 01:15:45,621 Kowtow! 1064 01:15:57,454 --> 01:15:59,162 Kowtow to the forefather, and drink the wedding wine. 1065 01:15:59,246 --> 01:16:01,162 Now you're a member of the Bull Family. 1066 01:16:27,787 --> 01:16:29,204 Colorful clouds. 1067 01:16:30,454 --> 01:16:31,662 Looks like a marshmallow. 1068 01:16:34,287 --> 01:16:35,454 Really? 1069 01:16:39,621 --> 01:16:41,829 Be careful! 1070 01:16:41,912 --> 01:16:43,454 Thunder is roaring. 1071 01:16:43,537 --> 01:16:45,912 It's raining! Get the clothes! 1072 01:17:14,912 --> 01:17:15,996 Damn monkey, how dare you flirt with my wife! 1073 01:17:19,954 --> 01:17:21,162 Although we are friends, 1074 01:17:21,246 --> 01:17:24,121 I'll sue you for slander if you say that again. 1075 01:17:24,704 --> 01:17:25,536 Kill him! 1076 01:17:37,786 --> 01:17:39,786 Be careful, he wants to sneeze! 1077 01:17:42,953 --> 01:17:44,161 Sorry. 1078 01:17:44,370 --> 01:17:46,661 That sneeze might disappoint you. 1079 01:17:54,536 --> 01:17:55,495 Joker. 1080 01:17:58,453 --> 01:18:01,661 Are you satisfied this time? 1081 01:18:04,536 --> 01:18:05,661 Master. 1082 01:18:06,536 --> 01:18:08,370 It's the Monkey King. 1083 01:18:08,453 --> 01:18:10,245 I just thought it was a cloud. 1084 01:18:10,703 --> 01:18:14,245 Master, I committed many offenses in the past. 1085 01:18:14,328 --> 01:18:16,620 I'm lucky that the Goddess showed me the right path. 1086 01:18:16,703 --> 01:18:18,620 Now I'm going to worship Buddha wholeheartedly. 1087 01:18:18,703 --> 01:18:21,203 I won't feel reluctant to give up human desires. 1088 01:18:21,911 --> 01:18:24,161 Master, on your journey to the west, 1089 01:18:24,245 --> 01:18:26,161 I will take responsibility for protecting you. 1090 01:18:26,995 --> 01:18:29,203 Great. 1091 01:18:29,370 --> 01:18:31,620 You're now on the right path. 1092 01:18:31,953 --> 01:18:33,328 Joker. 1093 01:18:35,078 --> 01:18:37,370 - Joker, you're here! - Miss! 1094 01:18:38,036 --> 01:18:40,578 I know a friend called Joker. 1095 01:18:41,411 --> 01:18:46,245 He asked me to tell Zixia something. Are you Zixia? 1096 01:18:46,828 --> 01:18:48,453 - Joker. - Stop! 1097 01:18:49,953 --> 01:18:51,495 I'm asking you, are you her? 1098 01:18:51,578 --> 01:18:53,495 Is it you? 1099 01:18:53,578 --> 01:18:55,661 - Speak up. - Yes. 1100 01:18:56,245 --> 01:18:57,453 Yes! 1101 01:18:58,328 --> 01:19:02,411 He said that he went back to the starting point. 1102 01:19:02,495 --> 01:19:07,495 And he hoped that you would find your true love as soon as possible. 1103 01:19:11,536 --> 01:19:12,953 Don't fool me, Joker. 1104 01:19:13,661 --> 01:19:16,995 Let me tell you again. I'm the... 1105 01:19:17,995 --> 01:19:22,620 Monkey King! 1106 01:19:22,703 --> 01:19:24,120 Make no mistake. 1107 01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:28,495 I'm going to kill you today! 1108 01:19:30,286 --> 01:19:33,120 - Change! - I'll beat you to death, damn monkey. 1109 01:19:39,370 --> 01:19:40,370 Here's my fork! 1110 01:19:44,578 --> 01:19:48,036 I like barbecued chicken wing 1111 01:19:48,245 --> 01:19:49,411 You use my fork to make barbecued chicken wing? 1112 01:19:50,495 --> 01:19:52,495 I almost forgot. 1113 01:19:53,203 --> 01:19:54,370 I'm a vegetarian. 1114 01:19:56,078 --> 01:19:56,911 Give it back! 1115 01:19:56,995 --> 01:19:57,953 Coming. 1116 01:20:09,578 --> 01:20:11,828 Is it funny? Tell me. 1117 01:20:14,786 --> 01:20:18,453 Tell me. 1118 01:20:18,536 --> 01:20:24,452 Why are you so quiet? 1119 01:20:24,535 --> 01:20:26,744 Help me. 1120 01:20:28,077 --> 01:20:29,035 Sorry. 1121 01:20:29,119 --> 01:20:32,244 I didn't mean to embarrass you in front of your brothers. 1122 01:20:32,410 --> 01:20:33,494 Let me help you. 1123 01:20:34,202 --> 01:20:35,410 Get up! 1124 01:20:44,910 --> 01:20:46,035 You can have it back. 1125 01:20:55,910 --> 01:20:57,660 Great! Take this. 1126 01:20:57,744 --> 01:20:59,202 Super bugs! 1127 01:21:03,577 --> 01:21:07,702 I'm scared! So many bugs. 1128 01:21:21,744 --> 01:21:22,869 It's lucky that I have many little monkeys. 1129 01:21:32,160 --> 01:21:33,535 Kill all the monkeys! 1130 01:21:36,285 --> 01:21:37,119 Let them kill. 1131 01:21:54,619 --> 01:21:56,785 Are you the Monkey King? 1132 01:21:57,827 --> 01:21:59,869 Will you go to the west to get scriptures? 1133 01:21:59,952 --> 01:22:01,702 Take me with you. 1134 01:22:04,494 --> 01:22:05,702 Yes! 1135 01:22:06,827 --> 01:22:10,410 She can act as a whore if she comes with me. 1136 01:22:10,535 --> 01:22:11,952 That's great. 1137 01:22:13,244 --> 01:22:15,577 I can't take this anymore. 1138 01:22:15,869 --> 01:22:17,827 Come here, hold me tight! 1139 01:22:21,535 --> 01:22:23,952 - You can't take me anymore. - I can. 1140 01:22:24,077 --> 01:22:25,327 I can't take you anymore. 1141 01:22:25,410 --> 01:22:28,494 You're so ugly. We're immortals. 1142 01:22:28,577 --> 01:22:30,910 Please, no more sexual harassment. 1143 01:22:31,285 --> 01:22:32,785 Why did you do that to me? 1144 01:22:34,452 --> 01:22:36,660 - Are you angry? - I would get angry! 1145 01:22:36,744 --> 01:22:39,535 Cry if you want. 1146 01:23:01,160 --> 01:23:03,327 I'll kill all of you bastards. 1147 01:23:08,619 --> 01:23:10,119 Magic Fan! 1148 01:23:19,201 --> 01:23:21,243 Help me! 1149 01:23:22,118 --> 01:23:23,034 So troublesome! 1150 01:23:25,659 --> 01:23:26,659 Master! 1151 01:23:26,909 --> 01:23:28,951 Monkey King, help me! 1152 01:23:38,118 --> 01:23:39,534 I can't believe that you did that to me. 1153 01:23:40,618 --> 01:23:41,451 Big Brother. 1154 01:23:42,451 --> 01:23:44,201 You two, protect Master. 1155 01:23:45,284 --> 01:23:46,118 Okay. 1156 01:23:49,576 --> 01:23:50,618 Zixia, no! 1157 01:23:55,784 --> 01:23:57,659 - What are you doing? - You finally come! 1158 01:23:57,743 --> 01:24:00,118 Why are you so concerned about me? Let me die. 1159 01:24:01,451 --> 01:24:02,618 I'm not concerned about you. 1160 01:24:02,701 --> 01:24:04,493 We'll treasure our lives. 1161 01:24:04,576 --> 01:24:06,743 You are no immortal. 1162 01:24:06,826 --> 01:24:09,368 Monkey King, you can't defeat me. 1163 01:24:29,534 --> 01:24:30,868 What a wide crevice. 1164 01:24:32,784 --> 01:24:33,659 It's coming! 1165 01:24:33,951 --> 01:24:34,784 You're joking. 1166 01:24:37,618 --> 01:24:39,576 I'll blow the whole city to the sun. 1167 01:24:39,659 --> 01:24:42,034 Who can you save now? 1168 01:24:54,826 --> 01:24:57,701 - Don't bother me, go to hell! - Wait! 1169 01:25:04,534 --> 01:25:05,909 Lying to me again? 1170 01:25:24,409 --> 01:25:25,493 Damn monkey, how dare you stop the city! 1171 01:25:28,784 --> 01:25:29,868 Go! 1172 01:25:31,659 --> 01:25:32,826 Go back! 1173 01:25:43,993 --> 01:25:46,118 Shit, it's burning! 1174 01:25:49,326 --> 01:25:50,451 Stupid! 1175 01:25:51,284 --> 01:25:53,659 - Bitch! What do you want? - Stupid! 1176 01:25:53,743 --> 01:25:54,826 You're stupid! 1177 01:25:54,909 --> 01:25:57,201 - You're not human. - You're not human! 1178 01:25:57,284 --> 01:25:58,326 Are you mad? 1179 01:25:58,409 --> 01:26:00,159 Do you understand what I've just said? 1180 01:26:00,243 --> 01:26:02,868 How do you know I'm no longer an immortal? 1181 01:26:03,284 --> 01:26:06,701 I only understand one thing. Love means pain. 1182 01:26:07,201 --> 01:26:08,909 Don't bullshit me. 1183 01:26:08,993 --> 01:26:10,743 You've mistaken me! 1184 01:26:11,118 --> 01:26:13,450 Where did you buy these gold rings? 1185 01:26:18,533 --> 01:26:19,658 Be careful! 1186 01:26:23,450 --> 01:26:24,283 Zixia! 1187 01:26:35,533 --> 01:26:37,075 Master, look out! 1188 01:26:48,408 --> 01:26:49,367 Zixia. 1189 01:26:55,658 --> 01:26:58,908 My lover is a hero. 1190 01:27:00,075 --> 01:27:02,367 One day, he'll come riding a colorful cloud, 1191 01:27:02,450 --> 01:27:03,450 and ask me to marry him. 1192 01:27:04,283 --> 01:27:06,283 I guessed the start... 1193 01:27:07,867 --> 01:27:11,867 but I hadn't guessed the ending. 1194 01:27:56,867 --> 01:27:57,700 Master. 1195 01:27:58,158 --> 01:27:59,617 I want your life! 1196 01:28:38,867 --> 01:28:41,492 - It's very hot! I'll be a roast pig. - Big brother! 1197 01:28:41,575 --> 01:28:42,408 It'll explode. 1198 01:28:42,492 --> 01:28:44,867 We need the power of Pandora's Box. 1199 01:28:44,950 --> 01:28:46,867 Go. 1200 01:28:49,158 --> 01:28:50,908 The sun is coming, hurry up. 1201 01:28:50,992 --> 01:28:52,492 Leave with Master. 1202 01:28:56,367 --> 01:28:59,033 - Qingxia. - My sister is gone. 1203 01:28:59,533 --> 01:29:01,992 I think I should go back to be Buddha's lamp wick again. 1204 01:29:02,075 --> 01:29:03,742 Goodbye. 1205 01:29:38,824 --> 01:29:40,574 Big Brother, you got up so early! 1206 01:29:40,657 --> 01:29:41,699 What happened? 1207 01:29:41,782 --> 01:29:43,616 Big Brother, have you forgotten? 1208 01:29:43,699 --> 01:29:47,241 There was a storm last night. You brought us here! 1209 01:29:47,657 --> 01:29:48,657 Go! 1210 01:29:49,699 --> 01:29:51,282 - Master, where are we going now? - India. 1211 01:29:51,991 --> 01:29:52,866 Why is Master speaking this way? 1212 01:29:53,366 --> 01:29:55,782 Master is a straightforward guy. Let's go. 1213 01:29:57,491 --> 01:29:58,782 Master, walk slowly, please. 1214 01:30:01,699 --> 01:30:02,991 Brother, be careful! 1215 01:30:03,074 --> 01:30:03,907 Thanks! 1216 01:30:07,949 --> 01:30:09,907 It is said that this was the Waterfall Cave 500 years ago. 1217 01:30:09,991 --> 01:30:11,116 It's the home of the Monkey King. 1218 01:30:11,199 --> 01:30:13,032 Since he's killed King Bull and saved the Longevity Monk, 1219 01:30:13,116 --> 01:30:14,282 there are no more demons in the world. 1220 01:30:14,366 --> 01:30:16,449 After that, many people come here, and fool around. 1221 01:30:16,532 --> 01:30:20,366 That guy put on a pig head and said that he's Piggy. 1222 01:30:20,532 --> 01:30:24,074 Bro, there's only makeup on your face. 1223 01:30:24,157 --> 01:30:26,407 Please be more professional. 1224 01:30:26,491 --> 01:30:28,199 Look at your hair. 1225 01:30:28,282 --> 01:30:30,407 There are two cakes on your head. 1226 01:30:30,491 --> 01:30:33,074 You should pay more money to dress yourself up. 1227 01:30:33,157 --> 01:30:35,366 What's up? You look really disgusting. 1228 01:30:35,449 --> 01:30:36,907 Don't get mad at me. I'm always an honest guy. 1229 01:30:36,991 --> 01:30:38,074 I won't get angry. 1230 01:30:38,449 --> 01:30:39,824 Cut me if you like. 1231 01:30:39,991 --> 01:30:42,032 You son of a bitch! Do you think I wouldn't dare? 1232 01:30:42,366 --> 01:30:43,407 Thanks. 1233 01:30:44,657 --> 01:30:48,157 This guy is really weird. Did he owe me in the past life? 1234 01:30:52,157 --> 01:30:54,699 - Big Brother. - Brother, let's go. 1235 01:30:56,366 --> 01:30:57,907 BUDDHA CAVE 1236 01:30:57,991 --> 01:30:59,324 Buddha Cave? 1237 01:31:02,241 --> 01:31:03,574 Fine, thanks. 1238 01:31:07,074 --> 01:31:08,532 Thanks. 1239 01:31:11,116 --> 01:31:12,949 Big Brother, what are you looking at? 1240 01:31:13,116 --> 01:31:14,741 - The two girls who sell bean curd. - Who? 1241 01:31:16,241 --> 01:31:17,574 Bean curd Beauty. 1242 01:31:18,074 --> 01:31:20,032 I've heard that they sell bean curd. 1243 01:31:20,116 --> 01:31:21,949 They have earned a lot of money for their husbands 1244 01:31:22,032 --> 01:31:23,782 to attend the civil service exam. 1245 01:31:27,991 --> 01:31:29,949 The Highest Graduate! 1246 01:31:38,991 --> 01:31:40,782 Mei! 1247 01:31:40,866 --> 01:31:42,407 Congratulations! 1248 01:31:42,491 --> 01:31:44,741 Your husband has become the Highest Graduate of the exam. 1249 01:31:44,824 --> 01:31:46,866 Go welcome him. 1250 01:31:48,782 --> 01:31:51,532 Honey. 1251 01:31:51,824 --> 01:31:54,324 - Honey. - Honey. 1252 01:31:57,241 --> 01:31:59,407 Go away. It's none of your business. 1253 01:32:01,449 --> 01:32:02,657 Honey. 1254 01:32:04,407 --> 01:32:06,990 You work so hard making bean curd. 1255 01:32:07,073 --> 01:32:10,365 You work so hard making bean curd. 1256 01:32:11,156 --> 01:32:13,073 - Honey. - Honey. 1257 01:32:13,615 --> 01:32:16,865 I know how to make bean curd, too. 1258 01:32:18,073 --> 01:32:20,198 - Go! - Go! 1259 01:32:26,698 --> 01:32:28,656 Blow the ball 1260 01:32:28,740 --> 01:32:29,906 I blow the ball up 1261 01:32:29,990 --> 01:32:32,698 Blow the ball up and up 1262 01:32:32,781 --> 01:32:35,365 - Come here! - It's crowded! 1263 01:32:35,448 --> 01:32:36,573 Monkey King. 1264 01:32:36,948 --> 01:32:37,865 Master. 1265 01:32:38,948 --> 01:32:40,823 - Have a look. - Okay! 1266 01:32:47,115 --> 01:32:50,240 They've stood there for a few days. 1267 01:32:50,573 --> 01:32:52,448 Look, a demon. 1268 01:32:56,240 --> 01:32:57,448 Demon! 1269 01:33:02,073 --> 01:33:03,615 I think I shouldn't have come. 1270 01:33:04,490 --> 01:33:06,281 It's too late. 1271 01:33:07,073 --> 01:33:08,740 Leave some memories, okay? 1272 01:33:09,781 --> 01:33:12,823 I don't need memories. I want you. 1273 01:33:14,156 --> 01:33:17,198 You can take my body instead of my spirit. 1274 01:33:17,781 --> 01:33:19,156 I've got a lover already. 1275 01:33:19,490 --> 01:33:21,448 We won't have a good outcome. Let me go. 1276 01:33:22,240 --> 01:33:24,323 I'll let you go. 1277 01:33:24,781 --> 01:33:26,531 But you have to kiss me before you leave. 1278 01:33:26,781 --> 01:33:28,781 Have a kiss! 1279 01:33:28,865 --> 01:33:29,698 Kiss. 1280 01:33:29,781 --> 01:33:32,073 I'm just a powerless warrior. 1281 01:33:32,156 --> 01:33:35,573 If I kiss you, my reputation will be ruined. 1282 01:33:35,865 --> 01:33:37,073 You're lying. 1283 01:33:38,448 --> 01:33:40,740 You don't want to kiss me because you still love me. 1284 01:33:40,948 --> 01:33:42,156 I'm telling you, 1285 01:33:42,240 --> 01:33:44,906 if you reject me, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. 1286 01:33:45,906 --> 01:33:49,781 I won't kiss you even if I regret it. It's too late. 1287 01:33:49,865 --> 01:33:51,198 It's fate. 1288 01:35:23,572 --> 01:35:24,405 Yeah. 1289 01:35:33,322 --> 01:35:36,322 I will stay here my whole life. I love you! 1290 01:35:43,239 --> 01:35:45,405 Yeah. 1291 01:35:54,322 --> 01:35:55,364 You should have kissed earlier. 1292 01:36:22,822 --> 01:36:23,780 What's wrong? 1293 01:36:24,030 --> 01:36:25,780 That guy looks strange. 1294 01:36:26,364 --> 01:36:27,572 I know. 1295 01:36:29,822 --> 01:36:31,322 He looks like a dog! 90611