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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:34,160 Have you ever heard the story… 2 00:00:35,286 --> 00:00:37,163 of Alida and Taroo? 3 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:43,461 It's an old Puerto Rican myth about star-crossed lovers 4 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:46,213 from two warring Taíno tribes. 5 00:00:47,173 --> 00:00:49,258 They tried to hide their romance. 6 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:51,719 But their love shined too bright. 7 00:00:52,595 --> 00:00:54,930 Alida's father found out and, furious, 8 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,100 ordered her to marry another. 9 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:01,896 Heartbroken, 10 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:05,733 Alida turned to the gods to save her from this fate. 11 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,403 So they turned her into a red flower. 12 00:01:12,114 --> 00:01:15,159 Taroo found out and sank into a deep despair. 13 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:19,830 He begged the gods to help him find her. 14 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,793 So they turned him into a hummingbird. 15 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:28,255 Now it is said, whenever you see a hummingbird, 16 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,342 flitting from flower to flower, 17 00:01:34,053 --> 00:01:35,179 it is Taroo, 18 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,140 searching for his true love. 19 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:49,902 My mother must've told me that story a thousand times. 20 00:01:52,363 --> 00:01:54,323 So when I was a little girl, 21 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:58,410 whenever someone asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, 22 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:01,747 my answer was always… 23 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:04,415 in love. 24 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,006 I wanna be in love. 25 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:19,390 But I learned the hard way not all love stories have a happy ending. 26 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:29,900 Friends, we've become a disconnected, survivalist, 27 00:02:29,984 --> 00:02:32,319 spiritually, mentally broken animal. 28 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:34,238 A Furby suit of humanity. 29 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:37,658 All we do is slap sexy graphics and theme songs 30 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:40,619 on videos of people being assholes to one another. 31 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:41,996 We have no love for each other. 32 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:43,414 We have no love for ourselves. 33 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:47,167 Attention, this is not a drill. 34 00:02:47,251 --> 00:02:49,086 Report to the lower chamber. 35 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,506 Repeat. Report to the lower chamber. 36 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:02,098 It's gonna break! 37 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:06,186 Petal level critical. Heart rupture imminent. 38 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,235 Proceed to atrium. 39 00:03:57,321 --> 00:04:00,282 Petal supply fully depleted. 40 00:04:00,366 --> 00:04:01,575 Do not evacuate. 41 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:07,081 There's nothing left. They're all… dead. 42 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:36,797 Systems malfunctioning. 43 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:41,532 Report to upper deck. 44 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:34,376 Heart factory shutdown. Systems malfunctioning. 45 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:39,631 Systems malfunctioning. Danger. 46 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:34,770 Core power supply shutting down. 47 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:46,782 Sealing interior chamber. 48 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,009 Petal supply level zero. 49 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:08,262 Heart damage critical. 50 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:37,291 Love is dying. 51 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:40,693 You know how much I love you. 52 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:49,219 So that's when the dream started, you think? 53 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:50,429 With that heartbreak? 54 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:53,932 Yeah. 55 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:55,309 Think so. 56 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:59,229 I-I had never felt anything like that before. 57 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,441 Honestly, I thought I was gonna die. 58 00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:05,652 These dreams, though. 59 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:07,946 Hearts, flowers, hummingbirds. 60 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,449 Zodiac fantasies. 61 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,242 You're such a Taurus. 62 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,369 What sign is your wife? 63 00:08:14,453 --> 00:08:16,205 We're not here to talk about me. 64 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:17,331 Come on. 65 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:20,375 Leo. 66 00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:22,294 You guys fight a lot, right? 67 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:23,754 Let's get back to you. 68 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,672 What about the new guy? 69 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,008 Well. 70 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,094 My friend Mike hates him. 71 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,178 The cynic? 72 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:35,891 People don't fall in love like that. 73 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:37,952 - Her heart just got crushed. - … "thank you, next". 74 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:39,353 And what if this guy's "the one"? 75 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,188 Not gonna lie, this new guy is pretty fine. 76 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:42,916 Caught up with the bullshit and the fairy tales. 77 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:45,442 Maybe your friends are just trying to protect you. 78 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,069 What do you think? 79 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:49,613 Is it too soon? 80 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:54,701 In 2012, 81 00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:57,746 the number one question people asked was what is love? 82 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:00,749 As of today, the top ten questions are 83 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:02,167 what should I watch? 84 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:03,418 Where my refund? 85 00:09:03,502 --> 00:09:04,920 How you like me now? 86 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:06,922 Why women kill? 87 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:08,799 Will I get laid? 88 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:10,759 Is Europe a country? 89 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,094 How I screenshot a Mac? 90 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:13,845 Am I preg-erant? 91 00:09:13,929 --> 00:09:15,806 And why my poop green? 92 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:22,354 What you're looking for is not out there. 93 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,732 The signs say we're a match. 94 00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:26,858 That's you. 95 00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:28,860 Libra. 96 00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:29,944 And? 97 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:31,445 And… 98 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:35,492 Your meticulousness keeps me focused. 99 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:37,619 I'm meticulous? 100 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,872 Yeah. You know, you… 101 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,418 you can be particular. 102 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:46,962 Why do you listen to that crap? 103 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,422 Baby, what? 104 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:49,798 It's a compliment. 105 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,635 It just means that you like everything perfect. 106 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:56,638 Perfect? 107 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,141 - Why do you... Ouch! - Hey! Is this perfect? 108 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,435 - Is this perfect, huh? - It's too... Stop! 109 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,353 Stop what? 110 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:04,354 Huh? 111 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,982 Damn. Why do you always make me do this? 112 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,728 Let me in! 113 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,066 Hey. Open the door. 114 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,693 We're in the stars, right there. 115 00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:17,571 Let me in! Open the door. 116 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:18,989 Hey, Star. Star! 117 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,408 Let me in. 118 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,701 Talk to me. 119 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,077 I love you! 120 00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:10,123 Ay-yi-yi. 121 00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:13,001 Fuck Libras. Libras. 122 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,382 I don't get it. 123 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,052 Libra and Leo are supposed to work. It's a thing. 124 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,763 No, nobody likes a drunk boy. 125 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,723 What's with her and all the bad boys? 126 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,225 Could be daddy issues. 127 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,102 I think I can see my father's house from here. 128 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,604 Mm. 129 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:35,273 She's smart. She's, she's beautiful. 130 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:37,025 And she seems so strong. 131 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,868 Why does she always need to be with somebody? 132 00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:41,154 - She's still searching. - Mm-hmm. 133 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:44,199 She needs some stability after all that emotional whiplash. 134 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,952 Oh, it's a damn shame. 135 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,995 Yeah, makes me super sad. 136 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:51,456 I just wanna giver her a big hug. 137 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:52,999 Mm-hmm. 138 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:57,003 We're sending her all the signs. She just can't see what they mean. 139 00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,547 It's no surprise. 140 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,173 Humans are self-sufficient. 141 00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,842 Their technology has rendered us obsolete. 142 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:03,926 Speak for yourself. 143 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,720 Let's not give ourselves too much credit. 144 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,931 We are the Zodiacal Council. 145 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,016 But the stars hold all the power. 146 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,269 The stars can speak their minds, 147 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:15,063 but what is in the deepest recesses of you heart… 148 00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:18,108 Is ultimately what will manifest itself. 149 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,569 Sometimes I chew my hair. 150 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:21,652 Same! 151 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,195 You know what? 152 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:25,699 You would look hot in bangs. 153 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,286 Leo, always shooting your shot. 154 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,289 If it could just get quiet for a while. 155 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,915 Be still. 156 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,626 Let her get out there and explore. 157 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,587 - Hmm. - Yeah. 158 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:39,671 She'll learn. 159 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,424 What is she doing? 160 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:46,845 She is a glutton for punishment. 161 00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:51,391 Oh, no. No. No, no, no. It's too soon! 162 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,479 Will you marry me? 163 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:03,903 Till death do us part. 164 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:05,989 Till death do us part. 165 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,450 I told you she couldn't be alone. 166 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,371 You may now kiss the bride. 167 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,251 She's doing it. 168 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,966 - I bet you she thinks the rain's a sign. - Oh, my God, stop. 169 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:45,695 Hey! 170 00:15:56,706 --> 00:16:00,710 Let's give it up for the newlyweds! It's that first dance, y'all. 171 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,087 Double or nothing? 172 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,924 Make some noise! 173 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,685 How about some love? 174 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:18,977 Stop it. 175 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:26,653 This guy don't stand a chance. 176 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:46,214 - Third time's the charm? - Wanna bet? 177 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,933 Stop stealing. 178 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,525 Okay, thank you. 179 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:09,404 Love is just… 180 00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:15,618 I mean, love is just... You guys know what love is, right? 181 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,620 You can't sit around waiting for love. 182 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:19,748 - You feel me? - All right. 183 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:20,999 You're my girl! 184 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,335 I don't care who you love. All right? 185 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:25,879 Friendship is love. 186 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,547 - Speak up! - Stop. 187 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,841 Everyone here said you have a problem, 188 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,676 but I do not think you do. 189 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,596 He's very hot and he has a good credit score. 190 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:37,724 Awkward. Didn't prepare anything. 191 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:41,186 Um, didn't really expect this to happen. 192 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,229 Okay. 193 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,148 - Anyways, cheers. - Cheers. 194 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,733 - You're beautiful! - Cheers. 195 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,943 - Cheers. Ah. - For life. 196 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,820 - Okay. - Okay. Cheers! 197 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,406 Here we go! 198 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,450 Who's next? 199 00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,038 Don't catch it, it's cursed. 200 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:06,461 I don't like this guy. 201 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:09,047 I liked the last guy better. Bring him back. 202 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:25,998 Give me all that shit. 203 00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:13,963 She doesn't listen. 204 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,947 You know, she thinks I'm her employee. 205 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,949 All she cares about is work, okay? 206 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,368 When she's not working, she's trying to find more work. 207 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,331 Add in the defensiveness and constant criticism. 208 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,663 I apologized a million times… 209 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:24,914 It's never enough for you. 210 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,541 Can't you just be happy? 211 00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:31,296 I just, I feel like I'm… 212 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,339 …another thing in her house. 213 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,800 Piece of art in your collection. 214 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:38,177 - It's bullshit. - Okay, this is who I am. 215 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,805 And you treat me like shit. 216 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,351 This isn't healthy. 217 00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:49,022 I just wanna be happy. 218 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,816 And being with him… 219 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:53,902 With you… 220 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,197 feels like home. 221 00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,702 But I left home for a reason. 222 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:08,082 - I don't think this is going to work. - Don't. 223 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,670 Thank you. This was helpful. 224 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,715 Come on. You'll be back. 225 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,050 No, I won't. 226 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:19,552 I love you. 227 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:20,678 No, you don't. 228 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,901 Damn. Goodbye, Pisces. 229 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,195 - And Virgo. - And Cancer. 230 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,988 She's running out of signs. 231 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,240 I had a… 232 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:45,078 an Aquarius, a Sagittarius… 233 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,496 Stunning. 234 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,705 You like Leos? 235 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,025 How do you feel about younger men? 236 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,751 Boundaries, bro. 237 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,795 I hate that I can't stop watching. 238 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:57,590 It's like a Vanderpump Rules marathon and it's four in the morning, 239 00:20:57,674 --> 00:21:00,718 and I stop judging them and I start judging myself. 240 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,053 Love that show. 241 00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:03,471 The reunion? 242 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:04,847 Oh! Messy. 243 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,265 That was not cute. 244 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:08,810 She just can't see what's most important. 245 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,020 She runs right through them like she's a man-eater, 246 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:12,289 but that's not what's happening. 247 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:13,690 That's not who she is. 248 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,274 Is that what they're calling her? 249 00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:17,276 Oh, worse than that. 250 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,821 That's so shady. They got nothing better to do. 251 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:22,490 She is bound to go in circles 252 00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:23,658 unless she rises… 253 00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,827 Above her physical self. 254 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,745 Yeah! She gotta rise up. 255 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,832 I'ma need a "get right". Know what I'm saying? 256 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:34,085 - The journey is within. - She gotta look in the mirror. 257 00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:37,714 But why can't we help her just a little bit? 258 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,007 - Yeah? - No. 259 00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:39,966 - Definitely not. - No. 260 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:40,967 - No! - Hell no. 261 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,969 Yeah, no, I meant no. 262 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:46,264 She's gotta come out of that dark room on her own. 263 00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:49,809 You must respect the ebb and flow of the universe. 264 00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:50,935 Right. 265 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,353 We can't intervene. 266 00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:54,313 We can't. 267 00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:58,609 That's what friends are for. 268 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,410 - Then she... - She fell afterwards. 269 00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,162 Right. Right. 270 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,372 What? What are you guys doing here? 271 00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:14,250 Is it my birthday? 272 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,169 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. No. 273 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:17,712 - Damn. - No, no, no. 274 00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:19,672 Why don't you just sit down? 275 00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:20,882 Why don't you leave? 276 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,176 What are you doing here in my house? Who let you in? 277 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,053 - Maybe we should... - Uh, no, 278 00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:27,013 - oh, my God, no. - Yes. 279 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,681 Enough with the eggshells. 280 00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:30,558 It's an intervention. 281 00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:35,605 We are here because… 282 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,523 Because we care about you. 283 00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:39,192 Shit, um… 284 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:40,651 - I'm sorry. - Should I go? 285 00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:41,861 - I should go. - No! 286 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:43,154 - I'm gonna go. - No, no! 287 00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:44,798 Absolutely, you should go. 288 00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:46,866 - No, no, no, Bobby, no. - You sure? 289 00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:48,034 No. 290 00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:49,118 Who's this tosser? 291 00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:51,370 - It's not gonna take long? - You sure? 292 00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:53,664 - Promise. - Okay. 293 00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:57,960 All right, why don't you tell me why you think I need an in... 294 00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,420 Oh! No. 295 00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:01,190 - Classy. Maybe you should go. - Oh! No! 296 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:02,090 This fucking guy. 297 00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:04,550 I have a license! I have a license! 298 00:23:04,634 --> 00:23:06,886 - Who is this man? - It's a toy gun. 299 00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:08,638 - It's a toy? - I just wanna... 300 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:11,516 - That is a toy gun. - You're so jumpy. 301 00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:15,103 - Damn. - Pew-pew-pew-pew-pew. Okay? 302 00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:17,146 - How old is he? - That's inappropriate. 303 00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,148 - You need to go. - Can we see a license? 304 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:21,234 - Okay, hold on. You... - All right, relax. 305 00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,152 Relax. He does security. 306 00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:25,238 - Security? Really? - Yeah. Yeah. 307 00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:27,532 Gotta make sure the bag is protected. 308 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,242 - What are we doing here? - I'm gonna go. 309 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:30,827 - Yeah, I know. - No. No. 310 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,246 - You take care of whatever this is. - No. 311 00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:35,540 - No, please don't go. Please. - I love you. 312 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,959 - Bye! Adios! - Don't leave. Please. 313 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:40,545 - Just call me. - I will, okay. I love you. 314 00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:41,504 He loves her. 315 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:42,667 - Love you? - No, you don't. 316 00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:45,383 - No. Foul. - Love? 317 00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:55,226 All right, let's get this over with. 318 00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:57,311 Are you serious with this guy? 319 00:23:57,395 --> 00:23:59,689 God. We're just having fun. 320 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,108 - We see all the signs. - Like what? 321 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:04,819 Like, you're out partying on a random Tuesday. 322 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,362 That's not a sign. 323 00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:08,698 I know my signs. 324 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:11,075 Okay, that's not what this is about. 325 00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:13,119 - What is it about? - It's about you. 326 00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:15,580 About your need to be in a relationship. 327 00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:17,748 My God, we are just having fun! 328 00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:19,750 It's like, "I love you, babe." 329 00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:22,044 And I'm like, "I love you too, babe." And that's it. 330 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,255 We're not serious. We're not serious. 331 00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:26,924 We think you might be a sex addict. 332 00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:28,176 What? 333 00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:31,596 - Oh, God. Come on. - Maybe. 334 00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:33,806 I'm the most monogamous one out of all of us. 335 00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:35,450 You are a relationship addict, 336 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,154 running from one relationship to the next. 337 00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:38,185 Okay. 338 00:24:42,607 --> 00:24:43,858 You have a problem. 339 00:24:50,531 --> 00:24:51,699 I have a problem? 340 00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:55,328 You haven't been in a relationship since the sixth grade. 341 00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:57,091 You go from random hookup to random hookup 342 00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:59,123 so you don't have to get close to anybody. 343 00:24:59,207 --> 00:25:01,042 You just think your feelings all day. 344 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:04,587 - You write romance novels in your head. - They're not all in my head. 345 00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:07,340 You'd rather get into an argument than have sex. 346 00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:08,883 - So? - And you, you klepto. 347 00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:11,385 You're not even comfortable being with you. 348 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,055 - Wow. - That's okay. 349 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:16,098 That's all right. You're okay. 350 00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:23,981 What is wrong with wanting to spend your life with someone? 351 00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:30,112 Why does everybody act like that is so crazy? 352 00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:36,284 Just to… 353 00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:40,623 wanna grow old together. 354 00:25:45,503 --> 00:25:46,921 What am I doing wrong? 355 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,675 It's very romantic, but it's not real love. 356 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:53,302 I know, baby. 357 00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:56,764 How do you feel about the intervention? 358 00:25:57,890 --> 00:25:59,267 They're just trying to help. 359 00:26:00,768 --> 00:26:02,687 I know what they say about me. 360 00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:04,647 About hopeless romantics, that we're weak. 361 00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:07,233 But I'm not weak. 362 00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:11,946 It takes strength to keep believing in something 363 00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:14,407 after you keep falling flat on your face. 364 00:26:16,534 --> 00:26:17,618 And I do. 365 00:26:17,702 --> 00:26:20,162 I do, Joe, I believe in magic. 366 00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,915 I believe good things happen if you're a good person. 367 00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:23,999 I believe… 368 00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:28,254 in soulmates and signs and hummingbirds. 369 00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:32,091 I believe that love never dies and forever is real 370 00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:34,051 and as long as I can... 371 00:26:34,135 --> 00:26:35,553 Time's up. 372 00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:37,763 Let's pick this back up next week. 373 00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:41,434 Wife is calling. One sec. 374 00:26:42,685 --> 00:26:43,811 Hey, what's up, Mama? 375 00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:46,439 - I'm with a patient. - You talking to her again? 376 00:26:46,522 --> 00:26:49,483 I told you you need to let her go… 377 00:26:55,156 --> 00:26:57,116 Love Addicts Anonymous. Are you kidding me? 378 00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:58,909 We've been doing this for years. 379 00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:01,787 How long are you gonna keep banging your head up against the wall? 380 00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:02,871 Just try it. 381 00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:04,914 Let's go, Fluffy. 382 00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:14,800 There's no time ever to just relax and enjoy living. 383 00:27:14,884 --> 00:27:16,927 Everything is too serious to be so serious. 384 00:27:17,011 --> 00:27:20,264 If I push too hard, it's because I want things to be better. 385 00:27:20,348 --> 00:27:22,975 I want us to be better. I want you to be better. 386 00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:24,977 Sure I make waves. I mean, you have to. 387 00:27:25,061 --> 00:27:27,247 I'll keep making them until you're every wonderful thing 388 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:28,773 you should be and will be. 389 00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:30,900 You'll never find anyone as good for you as I am. 390 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:33,486 To believe in you as much as I do. Or love you as much. 391 00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:35,529 - I know that. - Well, then, why? 392 00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:38,032 Do you think if I come back it's gonna be okay by magic? 393 00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:40,117 What's gonna be changed? What's gonna be different? 394 00:27:40,201 --> 00:27:41,994 We'll both be wrong. We'll both lose. 395 00:27:42,078 --> 00:27:43,579 Couldn't we both win? 396 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,002 Oh. 397 00:27:50,086 --> 00:27:51,837 Look… 398 00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:02,556 - She's been watching that every day till... - Four in the morning. 399 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,726 At least she's not shopping online for a new wedding dress. 400 00:28:05,810 --> 00:28:07,645 She's broken, bro. 401 00:28:07,728 --> 00:28:08,854 Is she, though? 402 00:28:08,938 --> 00:28:10,272 It's a cry for help. 403 00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:12,608 Oh, I'm gonna start a novena. 404 00:28:13,776 --> 00:28:14,693 Here we go. 405 00:28:14,777 --> 00:28:17,238 Lord, please help my girl. Let's please help her. 406 00:28:17,321 --> 00:28:19,031 Help her love cost a thing. 407 00:28:19,115 --> 00:28:20,300 That's what I'm talking about. 408 00:28:20,324 --> 00:28:22,243 Lift herself up. I need her to stand up. 409 00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:24,638 I need her to figure it out. I need her to understand who she is. 410 00:28:24,662 --> 00:28:27,415 Look deep inside and really rectify the wrongs. 411 00:28:27,498 --> 00:28:31,127 Take a break out of these delusions and to rise up into the sky. 412 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:33,879 And as my friend Maya Angelou would say, 413 00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:36,090 "When you know who you are 414 00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:39,176 no one can stop you from being that person." 415 00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:40,136 Stun. 416 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,721 And that is what we need. Amen. Amen. 417 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:46,851 It should work. 418 00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:50,104 It's amazing how long humans can go before they get it. 419 00:28:50,187 --> 00:28:51,939 This is Love Addicts Anonymous. 420 00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:53,357 Thanks for joining us. 421 00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:55,109 Well. 422 00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:56,944 We have a new face tonight. 423 00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,822 Hi. 424 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:01,824 - Hi. - Hi. 425 00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:07,830 I-I don't know how this works. Do I just... 426 00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:09,582 Do I just talk? 427 00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:12,460 Why don't we start with why you came to see me? 428 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,004 Okay. Um… 429 00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:19,842 I haven't been sleeping well, lately. 430 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,637 I guess I never have. 431 00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:30,102 When I was little, I used to share a room with my sister and, um… 432 00:29:30,895 --> 00:29:34,106 I used to be so jealous of her because she used to, 433 00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:37,109 she used to sleep so peacefully, like a rock. 434 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,989 And I just used to lie there awake, thinking, 435 00:29:43,032 --> 00:29:44,825 how does anybody sleep that way? 436 00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:47,912 When your heart never goes to sleep. 437 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:54,001 I guess I always had a restless heart. 438 00:29:58,589 --> 00:29:59,589 Um… 439 00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:02,051 I had a broken heart once. 440 00:30:05,179 --> 00:30:06,263 Long time ago. 441 00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:15,981 All my friends, they told me, you know, to slow down and… 442 00:30:16,065 --> 00:30:17,399 I'm serious. 443 00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:19,944 Be by myself for a while, take it easy. 444 00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:21,570 You should spend some time alone. 445 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:24,448 I didn't. 446 00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:29,161 So, here I am. 447 00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:32,998 Ten years and three divorces later. 448 00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:41,131 My therapist fired me, so now it's just me and Fluffy. 449 00:30:52,226 --> 00:30:55,229 You know, I used to think that it was everybody else 450 00:30:55,938 --> 00:30:57,231 that was broken. 451 00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:03,946 But now I think… 452 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:08,617 maybe it was just me. 453 00:34:37,785 --> 00:34:40,287 That was really powerful, what you shared. 454 00:34:41,121 --> 00:34:42,121 Thanks. 455 00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:45,375 Are we gonna see you again next week? 456 00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:50,464 I know. You feel like nobody gets you. 457 00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:54,259 I don't even get me. 458 00:35:43,851 --> 00:35:47,771 It's time to give up on all the old childhood myths and fairy tales. 459 00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:53,569 Like Alida and Taroo. 460 00:35:55,362 --> 00:35:58,073 Maybe the hummingbird never finds its flower. 461 00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:32,107 We've all been worried about you and, um… 462 00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:34,066 Where've you been? 463 00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:35,986 I've been… 464 00:36:37,487 --> 00:36:38,614 going through it. 465 00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:42,367 That's life, innit? 466 00:36:42,451 --> 00:36:43,744 You heading somewhere? 467 00:36:43,827 --> 00:36:45,829 - Yeah. Therapy. - Oh. 468 00:36:45,913 --> 00:36:47,831 - He took me back. - Oh, yeah, good. 469 00:36:48,665 --> 00:36:51,168 Turns out you were right all these years. 470 00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:54,713 There are no soulmates. 471 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:56,131 There are no signs. 472 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:57,549 No happily ever after. 473 00:36:59,426 --> 00:37:02,596 It's just… silly. 474 00:37:03,597 --> 00:37:05,057 No. No. 475 00:37:07,017 --> 00:37:08,602 Don't be so sure. 476 00:37:08,685 --> 00:37:10,812 This is for you. 477 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:12,356 This is because of you. 478 00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:22,115 A wedding invitation? 479 00:37:22,199 --> 00:37:23,492 Can you believe it? 480 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:25,035 He's getting married. 481 00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:26,911 The cynic? 482 00:37:26,954 --> 00:37:28,121 Yeah, Mike. 483 00:37:29,081 --> 00:37:30,207 You gonna go? 484 00:37:32,209 --> 00:37:33,710 I hate weddings. 485 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:38,131 I had another dream last night. 486 00:37:41,385 --> 00:37:43,345 It was a weird one. It was different. 487 00:37:44,221 --> 00:37:45,514 Tell me about it. 488 00:37:47,099 --> 00:37:49,017 I was back home 489 00:37:49,101 --> 00:37:51,395 in the old neighborhood where we grew up. 490 00:37:56,066 --> 00:37:58,527 And it was, like, foggy and dark and… 491 00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:00,570 creepy as shit. 492 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:06,034 And all of my old friends were there. 493 00:38:06,118 --> 00:38:08,578 Hey, look. Big Time's back. 494 00:38:08,662 --> 00:38:09,913 Hey! 495 00:38:09,997 --> 00:38:13,000 I see this is still your favorite corner. 496 00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:14,668 - You know it. - Knew she'll come back. 497 00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:17,212 Nah, you said she'd never make it out the Bronx. 498 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,548 Messing with me for never being back home. 499 00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:22,759 And Louis was there too. 500 00:38:25,846 --> 00:38:26,846 Your first crush? 501 00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:29,933 Yeah. 502 00:38:30,434 --> 00:38:32,269 But he's old, you know. 503 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,021 And he says… 504 00:38:34,104 --> 00:38:35,439 Flowers don't grow in the Bronx. 505 00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:36,398 And I say… 506 00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:37,941 Sometimes they do. 507 00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:40,777 Then what happens? 508 00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:43,113 I just keep walking. 509 00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:49,870 And I had this feeling like something's following me. 510 00:38:49,953 --> 00:38:52,497 But every time I look back there's no one there. 511 00:38:56,752 --> 00:38:58,587 I'm getting more and more nervous. 512 00:39:04,134 --> 00:39:05,886 So I start walking faster and faster. 513 00:39:07,763 --> 00:39:09,848 I end up right across the street from my old house 514 00:39:09,931 --> 00:39:11,308 in front of the Botanica. 515 00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:14,603 I know the one. 516 00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:17,147 And I look in the window. 517 00:39:17,731 --> 00:39:19,066 What do you see? 518 00:39:19,733 --> 00:39:20,901 Red roses. 519 00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:24,112 Like in the hummingbird story? 520 00:39:24,196 --> 00:39:27,074 No, like, like in the heart factory dream. 521 00:39:27,657 --> 00:39:31,328 And I'm staring at them and this big shadow comes over me. 522 00:39:32,162 --> 00:39:34,331 All of a sudden it reaches out… 523 00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:37,125 I don't wanna do this. 524 00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:39,127 - Let's just keep going. - No, I don't... 525 00:39:39,669 --> 00:39:41,088 Someone grabs you. 526 00:39:45,175 --> 00:39:47,511 Who is it? 527 00:39:50,430 --> 00:39:51,431 It's me. 528 00:39:52,599 --> 00:39:53,809 But I'm little, like… 529 00:39:55,769 --> 00:39:57,687 eight or nine years old. 530 00:39:57,771 --> 00:40:00,273 Dirty and covered with cuts and bruises. 531 00:40:01,817 --> 00:40:03,443 Does she say anything? 532 00:40:05,695 --> 00:40:07,280 I didn't get enough love. 533 00:40:09,282 --> 00:40:10,700 From Mom and Dad? 534 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,661 From you. 535 00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:14,621 You left me alone. 536 00:40:15,831 --> 00:40:16,957 She's mad at me. 537 00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:20,794 What do you wanna say to that little girl? 538 00:40:22,129 --> 00:40:23,130 I love you. 539 00:40:23,213 --> 00:40:25,549 No, you love everybody else but me. 540 00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:28,718 - I do. I l... - Liar! 541 00:40:29,970 --> 00:40:30,970 No. 542 00:40:31,888 --> 00:40:33,598 Hey. 543 00:40:37,894 --> 00:40:39,271 I love you. 544 00:40:41,857 --> 00:40:42,857 She says… 545 00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:45,318 Say it again. 546 00:40:47,571 --> 00:40:48,780 I love you. 547 00:40:51,867 --> 00:40:53,660 What do you wanna tell her? 548 00:40:58,957 --> 00:40:59,958 I'm sorry. 549 00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:04,880 I'm sorry. 550 00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:55,991 Petal supply increasing. 551 00:43:04,291 --> 00:43:05,731 Seal interior chamber. 552 00:43:31,943 --> 00:43:33,611 Restart in progress. 553 00:44:04,184 --> 00:44:06,102 Heart factory online. 554 00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:42,680 Heart systems restored. 555 00:44:50,230 --> 00:44:51,230 Stop. 556 00:44:55,068 --> 00:44:56,111 Now. 557 00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:42,282 She did it. 558 00:45:42,365 --> 00:45:43,241 She really did. 559 00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:46,703 I can't believe I'm crying. 560 00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:49,289 - Whoa! - Damn, this light is hot. 561 00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:51,958 So bright. Feels good, though. 562 00:45:54,002 --> 00:45:56,963 Fairy tales. I love happy endings. 563 00:45:57,547 --> 00:45:58,965 Don't be gross. 564 00:45:59,048 --> 00:46:01,259 I can't believe it happened. 565 00:46:01,342 --> 00:46:03,261 I know. I can't believe it happened. 566 00:46:03,344 --> 00:46:04,554 How did this happen? 567 00:46:04,637 --> 00:46:06,264 On a molecular level, 568 00:46:06,347 --> 00:46:08,975 from the attraction of atoms to each other, 569 00:46:09,058 --> 00:46:12,896 we see signs of love woven into the very fabric of our nature. 570 00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:13,855 Nature? 571 00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:15,815 We're all made of stardust. 572 00:46:15,899 --> 00:46:17,066 Stardust. 573 00:46:17,150 --> 00:46:19,861 - Ancient energy from the stars. - Yeah. 574 00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:22,363 Those little molecules dancing inside us? 575 00:46:23,031 --> 00:46:24,574 That, too, is love. 576 00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:28,703 It's the unifying force that creates harmony 577 00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:30,997 - in a world of division. - All right, babe. 578 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,707 A world of conflict. 579 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:34,209 Peace is love. 580 00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:36,252 Progress is love. 581 00:46:36,753 --> 00:46:38,588 Faith is love. 582 00:46:38,671 --> 00:46:40,215 You are love. 583 00:46:40,298 --> 00:46:41,716 Shh… 584 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:43,384 Did you just shush me? 585 00:46:43,468 --> 00:46:44,719 Sh-sh-sh-shut up. 586 00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:47,013 - We're witnessing a... - Did you hear that? 587 00:46:47,096 --> 00:46:48,806 The nuptial bells are ringing. 588 00:46:48,890 --> 00:46:52,101 What is with this woman and weddings? 589 00:48:18,438 --> 00:48:20,607 Great session. 590 00:48:20,690 --> 00:48:22,525 Forgot to ask you. 591 00:48:22,609 --> 00:48:23,943 How was the wedding? 592 00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:25,695 It was nice. 593 00:48:29,032 --> 00:48:30,158 Glad it wasn't mine. 594 00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:35,038 All the friends were there, you know, the whole group. 595 00:48:35,121 --> 00:48:36,789 Hey, guys, this is it. 596 00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:39,959 Mike was so nervous. It was sweet. 597 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:46,424 Did you go alone? Did you have a plus-one? 598 00:48:46,507 --> 00:48:47,507 Just me. 599 00:48:48,635 --> 00:48:50,428 Felt good to be there alone. 600 00:48:53,514 --> 00:48:55,975 It was kinda nice seeing all those people in love. 601 00:48:59,604 --> 00:49:01,981 Reminding me that it's still out there. 602 00:49:03,191 --> 00:49:05,026 I was really happy for them. 603 00:49:06,736 --> 00:49:08,529 You know, I remember thinking 604 00:49:08,613 --> 00:49:13,576 I have these amazing friends and this incredible life, you know. 605 00:49:14,410 --> 00:49:16,079 And I'm good on my own. 606 00:49:17,246 --> 00:49:18,289 I'm happy. 607 00:49:23,002 --> 00:49:24,337 Whatever happens… 608 00:49:25,004 --> 00:49:26,005 Whoever happens… 609 00:49:26,631 --> 00:49:28,091 If nothing happens… 610 00:49:29,592 --> 00:49:30,677 I'm good. 611 00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:35,890 You know, it's raining outside, if you need a ride. 612 00:49:37,225 --> 00:49:38,893 Think I'm gonna take the bus. 613 00:49:40,770 --> 00:49:43,773 I like the rain. Magical things happen. 614 00:49:44,357 --> 00:49:46,984 Okay, Miss Independent. 615 00:49:47,777 --> 00:49:51,739 So you're still waiting for this grand sign from the universe? 616 00:49:54,075 --> 00:49:55,075 Always. 617 00:49:56,869 --> 00:49:58,079 See you next Thursday. 618 00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:50,710 What are you doing? 619 00:52:51,919 --> 00:52:53,796 You can never give up, Joe. 620 00:52:55,339 --> 00:52:56,632 Never give up. 621 00:53:13,524 --> 00:53:15,776 Have you ever heard the story 622 00:53:17,778 --> 00:53:19,322 of Alida and Taroo? 623 00:54:24,553 --> 00:54:27,390 No, Mamita, you're embarrassing me, I'm with a patient. 624 00:54:28,307 --> 00:54:30,476 Do you agree? You damn well better. 625 00:54:31,435 --> 00:54:33,688 Did you think about that before you said it? 626 00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:35,398 Or that just came out? 627 00:54:35,481 --> 00:54:37,942 They're so obsessed with each other. 628 00:54:40,903 --> 00:54:42,279 She's a sunflower. 629 00:54:42,363 --> 00:54:46,117 Make sure I do it right, y'all. Don't have me out here fucking it up. 630 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,704 This gotta be one of the weirdest things I've ever done in my life. 631 00:54:49,787 --> 00:54:52,790 I need a nap. You all done wore me out. 632 00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:55,459 That's love. 633 00:54:56,252 --> 00:54:58,796 You mess with the bull, you get the horns. 634 00:54:59,755 --> 00:55:01,590 You shall always be loved. 635 00:55:20,735 --> 00:55:21,777 That's not true. 636 00:55:21,861 --> 00:55:25,489 I read an article about how the human body adapts to heartbreak 637 00:55:25,573 --> 00:55:28,617 and there's actually a lot of health benefits to being alone. 638 00:55:29,285 --> 00:55:32,038 You just can't make this shit up, I tell you. 639 00:56:05,362 --> 00:56:06,530 Loving yourself 640 00:56:07,073 --> 00:56:08,783 means never having to say 641 00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:09,866 I'm lonely. 642 00:56:10,743 --> 00:56:13,788 It means old Rexy can go down to the lobby bar, 643 00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:17,333 order the oysters and a club soda, and go to bed smiling. 644 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:21,128 Even though the waitress was mean as a diabetic honey badger. 645 00:56:21,921 --> 00:56:25,091 Because only you can let the love in your heart die. 646 00:56:25,591 --> 00:56:27,843 And you should never let it die. 647 01:04:27,072 --> 01:04:29,199 Okay. How about you? Okay. 648 01:04:29,283 --> 01:04:31,201 Oh! Oh! 649 01:04:31,285 --> 01:04:33,203 Okay. Mmm. 650 01:04:36,164 --> 01:04:39,167 - Oh. Okay. - What? What? 651 01:04:50,012 --> 01:04:52,139 - No. No more. - You got some there. 652 01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:53,932 - Mmm. Mmm. - Okay. 653 01:04:54,808 --> 01:04:57,477 No! No more. 45769

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