All language subtitles for The.Wrong.House.2016.WEBRip.x264-RARBG

Hey, honey, it's me.

Yeah, it's perfect.

You're gonna love it.

Okay, tell Maddy I said hi
and have a safe flight.

Love you guys.

Bye.

Jill, overnight this
to the New York office, please?

No problem.

Mr. Drake, do you mind
if I take off early?

My wife and daughter
just flew in.

I've got the agent showing us
that house in Cedar Shade.

Cedar Shade! Congratulations.

Well, let's see what
my better half has to say

before we pop the champagne.

Of course, yeah,
take all the time you need.

And give my best to Rebecca.

Thank you. Appreciate it.

Whoa!

Are you serious?

- This could be our house?
- Well, maybe.

If you and your mother love it
as much as I do.

It looks a lot bigger
than it did in the pictures.

We're not in Manhattan anymore.

No more shoeboxes, sweetie.

Hi, Brian.

Angela Chasen.
You must be Rebecca.

Yes, I am. Nice to meet you.

Lovely to know you.

Hello, princess.
What's your name?

Maddy. Do you live here?

No, no, no. I'm just gonna
try and help sell it.

It's pretty, isn't it?

That's an understatement.

I really like the neighborhood.

Right? Cedar Shade is very nice,

very quiet and safe,
very family oriented.

And you're not gonna find
another bargain for blocks.

Excuse me.

Beautiful day, isn't it?

Sure is!

And the neighbors
are very friendly.

I'd love to see the inside.

Okay, here we are.

Four-thousand square feet.

Two levels.

Open floor plan,
just as you requested.

Dad, our entire
New York apartment

could practically fit
in this one room.

Now you can see why I've been
wanting us to make this move.

Yeah, but can we
really afford this?

It's one of the only
foreclosures on the market.

Okay, everyone,
follow me this way.

Rebecca, you've got
to see the kitchen.

This is just a chef's dream.

Counter space
and cabinets for days.

Wow. It is fantastic.

We've barely had any room
to microwave frozen dinners.

Ice cube, anyone?

Oh, Maddy.

More for me, I guess.

Wait till you see the pool.

There's a pool?

- There's a pool.
- There's a pool!

Maddy!

Maddy, be careful!

We'll sign her up for
swim lessons. Don't worry.

Sacred Heart is the best school
in the district,

and it's walking distance.

Oh! Well, that is convenient.

So, sweetie, what do you think?

I think that this
all happened really quickly,

but I think it's perfect.

You're not gonna find
a better deal,

and the bank is
very motivated to sell.

Oh, really?
How long has it been vacant?

Several years.
But as you can see,

they put a lot of money
into fixing it up.

And I'll be honest with you.
There's another offer.

Oh, really?

But I don't know how much
liquidity that other buyer has,

so it might not take much
to push your offer over the top,

if you know what I mean.

- Let's do it.
- All right, we'll take it.

Excellent, excellent.

All right, I will email you
the documents later on today.

You E-sign them,
shoot them back to me,

and I'll expedite
your escrow process

so you can move into
your new house

as soon as possible.

- Thank you so much.
- Congratulations.

- Thank you, Angela.
- My pleasure.

And you, Maddy,
you enjoy that pool.

- I will.
- All right. Bye-bye.

- Thank you, thank you.
- My pleasure.

Oh, my gosh. Group hug, guys.

- What do you think?
- I like it.

Yeah, this is kitchen.

What's the bottom one say?

- Garage?
- That's the dining room.

Okay, and what about that one
over there? Dishes? Kitchen?

- Here, Dad.
- Thank you, honey.

If we can just get these boxes
where they belong,

that would be really helpful.

- Good morning!
- Oh, good morning.

I'm Lana, and this is Jeff.
We're the Cranfields.

We live just across the street

in that one right there.

Okay, hi, I'm Rebecca,

and this is my husband Brian
and our daughter Maddy.

We were curious about
who bought the house.

You guys have picked
a lovely street to live on,

and your house is amazing.

We did get very lucky.

Hey, do you like wine and tapas?

Yeah.

A few of the neighborhood gals

get together
for a "girls night in,"

the first Monday of every month,

and I insist that you come.

Okay.

But ladies only.

Oh, I'm staying out of it.

Hey, are you a golfer, Brian?

Yeah. We're from Manhattan,

so I didn't get a chance
to do it much out there,

but I hope to do it more
out here.

Dibs on driving the golf cart.
I drove one once in Connecticut.

On her father's lap, of course.

Well, that still counts.

Well, listen,
once we get settled in,

we would love
to have you guys over

for a housewarming drink.

Make it a potluck,
and I'll invite a few neighbors

that you guys
will enjoy meeting.

- Sure, that sounds like fun.
- Yeah.

- Great.
- Mom, I'm hungry.

- Yeah, me, too.
- Well, that's my cue.

It was really a pleasure
meeting you.

Yeah, thanks for dropping by
and saying hey.

And if you need anything,
just holler.

- Thank you!
- Let's go, kiddo.

Well, they seem like
great neighbors.

Yeah. I think we hit this one
out of the park.

Oh, honey,
can you make mine to go?

I got a big meeting
at the office.

Really?
I mean, today of all days?

I'll be back in a couple hours.

- All right.
- Thank you.

- Love you.
- Love you.

Bye, Dad.

Mom?

Yes?

You know how you said
if we ever got a house

that I could
have a lemonade stand?

Can we just move in before
we launch a new business?

Please? It's the last day
before school starts.

All right, all right.

Let's do this, okay?

Been a long time since
we had a lemonade stand

in the neighborhood.

Between you and me,
yours is better.

- Thanks.
- Well, have a cookie.

Ooh, maybe just one for later.

Oh, how much do I owe you?

A dollar, please.

Here you are, sweetie.

I'm Ellen, by the way.

I live right over there,
second house from the corner.

Hi, Ellen. I'm Rebecca,
and this is my daughter Maddy.

Pleasure meeting you.

Well, I'd better get back

to walking my new hip.

- Good luck with that.
- Hi, Ellen.

Lana.

I see you've met Ellen.

Oh, yeah, she seems really nice.

And a more than a little nosy.

So how's business?

You just missed the mad rush.

Good, then no waiting in line.

This is so cute.

We'll take two glasses.
Just what the doctor ordered.

By the way,
this is my friend Kathleen.

Hi.

Hi. Welcome to the neighborhood.

Thanks. You look so familiar.

I was jogging by when you
were looking at the house

a few weeks ago.

That's right, yeah.

Kathleen's a personal trainer.

Guilty as charged.

I owe my waistline to her.

But those cookies look so good,
I might have to cheat a little.

Yeah, if you wanna do another
five laps around the block.

Maybe not.

This operation you got going on
here is very impressive.

Thank you.
I do it all for charity.

Oh, really? What one?

Me.

Every time a new phone
comes out,

Maddy can't wait for the update.

But with moving and everything,

we're prioritizing
our expenses, so...

So I have to take matters
into my own hands.

- Good for you.
- When do you start school?

- Tomorrow.
- We could get used to this.

You might have to hire staff
to make it go year-round.

Maybe after-school hours,
if Mom will let me.

- Count me in as a regular.
- Yeah, me too.

I'll bring all my clients
when we're jogging by.

- They're gonna love it.
- Can I, Mom?

Well, we'll see, okay?

Your daughter's a delight.
You must be very pleased.

I am.

Here. Keep the change.

Thank you.

Okay, Wonder Woman,
back to work.

- She's relentless.
- Yeah, I can see.

I may need to borrow
some of that motivation

after we get settled in.

I thought you'd never ask.

"Personal trainer-slash-
drill sergeant."

That's intimidating.

- No pain, no gain.
- Thank you.

If you and your husband
are available on Saturday,

how about that potluck
housewarming party?

- Am I invited?
- Yeah, the more the merrier.

Well, I have to check with Brian

'cause he may be working.

Oh, no. I won't take no
for an answer.

- Give me your phone.
- What?

I am putting in my number in,
so you can reach me later.

Well, that's really helpful.

There. No lame excuses. Promise?

I promise.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Well, that was beyond
the call of duty, huh?

I'll say.

Lucky.

Mr. Aspinwall,
this building combines

state-of-the-art solar energy,

geothermal heating and cooling,

LED lighting, you name it.

Your environmental footprint

will be reduced
to practically nothing.

Not to mention
your operating costs.

That's good because I have

some very tough investors
this time around.

Some of them are perfectly happy
with going green,

but a lot of them are balking
at the initial expense.

Sounds like Washington.

How can I guarantee that
the long-term operating costs

are going to be low enough to
offset their initial investment?

Brian's designs have proven
themselves thoroughly back east.

Expectations and profits

have lived up to every single
client's satisfaction.

Talk to any of them.

The references are
all in the prospectus.

Well, if the figures on your
previous projects check out,

then we have a deal.

Thank you, sir.

- We won't let you down.
- I'm sure you won't.

Listen, I'm gonna have
my lawyer talk to your lawyer,

and then we'll put
your deal to bed.

Nice work.

Thank you, sir.
I worked very hard on it.

I'll walk you out.

- Hey, hon, what's up?
- Hey!

So remember that potluck party
our neighbor mentioned?

Mentioned or threatened?

- How's Saturday afternoon?
- Oh. Sounds fun.

I don't know. I'm gonna have
to clean up the living room.

I wasn't expecting to be
entertaining this early.

I know, but we have
to start meeting people.

We're not gonna make
any new friends

by giving them
the cold shoulder, right?

I guess you're right.

Well, what would you like
your tirelessly supportive wife

to cook you for dinner tonight?

Actually, I was thinking maybe
we could go out and celebrate.

Celebrate?
What are we celebrating?

The client just signed off
on my new building.

No! That's fantastic! Yay!

See? Our move is already
paying off.

I am so proud of you, honey.
That's amazing.

Thanks.

Can we go early?

Maddy's does have school
tomorrow.

Yeah, okay, I'll make
reservations for 6:00.

Okay, all right, sounds good.
Love you.

Love you too.

Yeah, okay, all right,
three more.

One...

You got this.

You want it?

Ah!

Rebecca, hey.

Hey. Is everything okay?

Fine. Just getting
tortured over here.

Well, I just wanted
to touch base about Saturday.

How's 3:00?

Perfect. Leave everything to me.

That is so sweet of you.
Thank you.

Oh, honey,
any excuse for a party.

All right, great.
Then I'll see you Saturday.

Bye.

I don't know about you,

but I am in desperate need
of some H20.

Yeah, sure.

Then he says if the figures
check out, we have a deal,

you should have seen
Mr. Drake's face.

That is awesome. It sounds like
the West Coast branch

has themselves a new golden boy.

They'll be putting your name on
the letterhead before too long.

Yeah, let's not get
too carried away.

But it's definitely
a good start.

I'm so proud of you.

I just have one question.

After the money
starts rolling in,

do you think that maybe...

we could think about
having another child

like we always wanted?

Honey, there is nothing
I want more

than for Maddy to have
a little brother and sister.

That's what this is all about.

I know, but she might not want
to give up the spotlight.

I heard that.

Crying, changing diapers,
what's not to like?

Uh-huh. You ready
to head out for dinner?

Yeah.

Yes, I am starving.

Who's that?

I don't know.

- I'll see who it is.
- All right.

Pizza delivery.

I think you're mistaken.
We didn't order any pizza.

This is 18300 Sheffield Lane,
right?

It is, yeah.

Rebecca Lassiter, 555-1986.

Yeah, that's my wife, but I'm
sure she didn't order any pizza.

Look, you better ask her
because her name's on here.

Hey, what's going on?

- Did you order any pizza?
- No.

Five supreme pizzas
with extra anchovies?

Mm-mm, no, sorry.

Maddy?

Don't look at me.
I hate anchovies.

Everybody hates anchovies.

Just pick 'em off.
You owe me 57.23, plus tip.

That's not our order though.

Do I need to call my boss?

All right, you know what?
We'll take 'em.

What? Why?

Well, mistakes happen,

and we don't want to be
on their bad side

if we actually do decide
to order pizza from them.

Thank you.

Well, at least we'll have
some leftover pizza

for the potluck tomorrow.

Now what?

Oh, boy.

42.50, please?

You gotta be kidding me.
I didn't order any Chinese food.

Is this correct?

Yeah, it is.

42.50, please.

- No way!
- What is going on?

I don't know.

Obviously we're being pranked.

You know what?
I gave Lana my number.

I bet she ordered all this
for the potluck Saturday,

and they just got
the delivery date wrong.

I'm gonna call her.

Rebecca, hey.

Hey, we're getting all these
deliveries: pizza, Chinese.

I'm curious. Did you order
these for tomorrow's party?

Wow, that's odd.

Well, I can assure you
it wasn't me.

I would never order takeout
for a potluck.

As a matter of fact,
at this very moment,

I am preparing my world-famous
pigs in a blanket from scratch.

That sounds good.
I can't wait to taste those.

Well, I hope you solve
the mystery. Bye.

Bye.

Uh-uh. No clue.

Hmm. Well, I don't know
about you guys,

but I'm starving
for some kung pao pepperoni.

- Ew!
- With anchovies?

We can pick off the anchovies.

- Here.
- Mmm.

- All right. You ready?
- Yep.

- You nervous?
- Maybe.

That's all right.

- Hi.
- Welcome to Sacred Hearts.

I'm Miss Lainer.

- Hi, I'm Rebecca.
- Hi.

- This is my daughter Maddy.
- Hi, Maddy.

You ready to make
a bunch of new friends?

I'm a little nervous,
but I'll get over it.

I like your attitude,
and the kids will too.

- Let's go meet them.
- Okay.

I'll pick you up
after school, okay?

- Okay. Bye.
- Bye, sweetie.

- Love you.
- Love you too.

Bye.

So how are you feeling today?

Um, sometimes I feel like
I'm drowning,

like I'm lost in this fog
and I can't get out of it.

It's understandable, Kathleen.

The death of a parent
is always traumatic,

and being your relationship
with your mother

was so difficult
after the divorce,

it's only natural that your
feeling of loss is amplified.

Yeah, I suppose.

And you said that it had been
ten years since you last spoke.

Yeah, at least.

I was still in junior high
when my dad and I moved away.

I always kinda thought
we would all go back.

But you know, as soon as
the house got sold,

I knew that it was finally over.

How does it feel returning to
Cedar Shade after all this time?

It feels good, actually,
you know?

Cedar Shade was
the last place I remember

my parents and I being happy.

How about your work?

That's going well.

I have a great pool of clients,

and I keep adding new people
all the time.

Sometimes I think it's the only
thing that's keeping me sane.

The work?

Helping people
achieve their goals.

I'm glad to hear it.

You're helping people
get their bodies into shape.

Well, think of me
as your trainer.

I'm helping you
get your mind back in shape.

Clinical depression
is manageable.

I just don't wanna take
any kind of medication.

And no one is going
to make you to take any.

However, I'm guessing
you recommend special diets,

supplements to your clients
sometimes, don't you?

Yes.

That's all I'm doing.

It's just a suggestion,
food for thought, okay?

I want you to focus
on the positive memories,

not the negative ones.

Yeah, no, of course not.

So there's my ball,
sitting on a log,

smack dab in the middle
of a damn pond.

So what'd you do?

I dropped my pants,
waded over to the log,

and took a whack at it.

I was so embarrassed...

until he landed the ball
on the green.

It was do or die.

- Did you win?
- Technically, yes.

But he got suspended from
the Cedar Shade Country Club

for indecent exposure.

- Are we expecting anyone else?
- Not that I know of.

Maybe it's five more pizzas
with anchovies.

All right, that's not funny.
Go, Brian.

I'll get it.

This the Lassiter residence?

Whoa, uh, excuse me,
can I help you?

You should have been
notified by phone

to have the premises evacuated.

By phone?
What are you talking about?

- The rats.
- That's ridiculous.

We just moved in,
and we had the house inspected.

The phone call we got indicated
a significant infestation.

Well, obviously
there's been a mistake.

No one here called you.

We just want to do our job, pal,
all right?

Look, this is
some kind of bad joke.

We don't have rats and...

You don't have any rats, huh?

You know what?
Don't worry about it, Brian.

Everyone, how about we move
across the street

to our house, huh?

No, guys. You don't understand.

No, I mean, literally,
this is just another prank.

It's best that we let these
gentlemen do what they need to.

We'll be in touch.

All right.

Listen, honestly, I'm so sorry.

- I'm sorry.
- Mm-hmm.

I'm sorry.

We're gonna start in the attic.

Just do what you have to.

- This is ridiculous.
- I know, honey.

We'll figure it out, okay?

We'll figure it out.

Do I know you?

There's something familiar
about your eyes.

I get that a lot.

Mommy! Daddy!

- Mommy!
- Maddy?

Go! Go!

What happened?

The rock came through
the window!

What? It's okay.

It's okay. Don't cry.
You're with us.

It's okay, baby, all right?

This could've really hurt her.
Look at this!

- I know, I know.
- It's all right, babe.

This has gone too far.
I'm calling the police.

Hey, sweetheart, sweetheart,
it's okay, babe.

Listen, it's okay, it's okay.
Mom's here.

And then finally,
the rock through the window.

Okay, rock.

So that's four incidents
in just two nights, right?

Yeah. At first we thought they
were meant for someone else.

It's pretty clear
someone's targeting us.

Well, do you suspect someone
who might be responsible?

Do you have any enemies?

We haven't been here long enough
to make friends,

let alone enemies.

How about your daughter?
Has she met or seen any kids

in the neighborhood
who might be troublemakers?

No. I've asked her. She's barely
met the kids at school.

Hmm.

So what's next?

Well, I don't want
to be discouraging,

but you haven't given me
a lot to go on.

Surely there's something
you can do.

Well, I'll call
this exterminating company

and these two restaurants,

see if I can trace those calls.

That's it?

There are just misdemeanors.

My guess is it's kids
picking on the new neighbors.

That rock could have injured
or even killed our daughter.

I understand, but the department
doesn't have the resources

to dedicate to pranks.

You gotta put yourself
in our shoes, Detective Carter.

We don't have
anywhere else to turn.

There's gotta be
something you can do.

I'm sorry.
I'll do the best I can.

In the meantime,

if anything else
out of the ordinary happens,

here's my card.

My direct number is on there.

Yeah, well, I'll let myself out.

Thanks. Good night.

So now what?

Let's just go back to bed.

Maddy can sleep with us tonight.

That kinda goes without saying.

Pick you up after school!

Looks like our kids
are hitting it off great.

I'm so relieved
Maddy's already made a friend.

It has been a rough couple days,
let me tell you.

If you're not in a hurry,
maybe we could grab a coffee.

Yeah, sure. What's going on?

Someone threw a rock through
Maddy's window Saturday night.

- You're joking.
- No.

- Was anyone hurt?
- No, she's fine, thank God.

Come on, let's go.

Okay.

Hey, hon, you home?
I forgot my cell phone.

Hey, Mr. Drake, you called?
Yes, sir.

I'll have that completed before
the meeting this afternoon.

All right.
Yeah, I'll talk to you then.

Well, if there's
no other option,

I can host next month's
garden club meeting here.

Doris, I think I hear that stray
dog at the back door again.

Let me call you back.

How did that get open?

I remember you.

You never bought my lemonade.

What? What are you doing
in my house?

You always hated me.

Why?

I don't know you.

Yes, you do.

I see the way
that you look at me.

It's the same way
that you looked at my mother.

You think that these new people,
that they deserve this house?

That my family, my mother,
deserved to be kicked out?

I don't know
what you're talking about.

You know that it's my house.

You know that it belongs to me.

Please.

Say it!

It's your house.

It belongs to you.

Just please don't hurt me.

Don't worry, I won't.

That's what the fall is for.

I'm taking it back!

You'll see.

All right.

Let's go, sweetie.

Oh, my gosh.

What happened?

An accident.

Apparently, she lost her balance
and fell down the stairs.

I was always so worried
about her living alone

- in that big house.
- Come on.

That is terrible.

All right. Bye.

Okay, easy, easy.

Come on, let's go.

All right,
you're doing good, sweetie.

Stick with it, okay?

- Okay.
- Hang tough.

Hey, Debra, how are you?

That's weird.

What?

What the hell?

Mom, what's a peed-oh-pill?

- Rebecca?
- Yes.

Can you come to my office,
please?

We really need
to talk about this.

Yeah, yeah.
Go, Maddy, go to class.

- Okay.
- Go to class!

Yeah?

Mr. Drake would like to see you
in his office right away.

Okay, thanks.

You wanted to see me?

Brian, come on in.
Shut the door.

Have a seat.

Is there a problem?

Did you an ulterior motive
for leaving New York?

What are you talking about?

Uh...

That's... That's a mistake.

You realize the position
this puts me in.

I can assure you, sir,
that's not true.

Is that why you wanted to be
transferred out here?

No, of course not.
That's absurd.

That may well be the case,
however, I still have

the reputation of my firm
to think about.

Mr. Drake...

Therefore, Brian,
I have no choice

but to take you off
of the Aspinwall project

until we get
to the bottom of this.

Sir, I've been the lead on that
project since it's inception!

It means everything to me!

You did extensive background
checks when I was hired!

You know that's not true!

I'm sorry, but you have a
morals clause in your contract.

If new information comes to
light, we must investigate.

Brian, if Aspinwall
gets a whiff of this,

he's gonna drop us
in a heartbeat.

We can't afford the risk
and neither can our clients.

Unbelievable.

You're gonna go back
to being a junior draftsman

until we can figure this out.

Now, if everything is
as you say it is,

then you'll be reinstated.

We're done.

I promise you this is
gonna get cleared up.

I certainly hope so.

Well, someone is spreading lies
that I'm a child molester.

- If that were true...
- It's not true.

Let me finish. If you were
convicted of child molestation,

we would have a record of it.

Well, apparently,
it's under investigation.

Okay, but still,
charges like that

have to be reported
to Child Protection Services.

I'll look into it.

Whoever is out to get me
isn't done, Detective.

I want you to think very hard
about who that might be.

Maybe an employee at your firm
or somebody back in New York?

Honestly,
I have no clue, period.

These were posted
all over the neighborhood today,

and online,
the neighborhood watch.

Oh, and the principal
of Maddy's school

doesn't want you
picking her up anymore.

She's my daughter.

This is getting
really serious, Brian.

You think I don't know that?

Mr. Drake found out about these.
I could lose my job over this.

Just tell me
you don't know anything

about these accusations.

How could you think that?

I don't know
what to think anymore.

You don't mean that, Rebecca.

You're the one who wanted us
to move away from New York.

All of a sudden,
you just wanted us to move.

We uprooted Maddy and I's lives,
we left our friends.

So now I'm asking you why.

You know why.

So that I'd have better
opportunities at work,

so that we could have
a better life out here.

How is that working out for you?

That's not fair, Rebecca.

You've seen what's happened
the past few days.

Each one gets worse
than the last.

Well, this is more serious
than ordering pepperoni pizzas.

Someone is out to get us!

No! They're out to get you!

Okay?

When does this end?
How far does this go?

Are we gonna have to fear
for our lives?

No. I spoke to Detective Carter.

- And?
- He's gonna clear it up.

And what about the next time
and the time after that?

- What are you getting at?
- What are you not telling me?

You can't possibly think
this is true.

I told you. I don't
know what to think anymore.

Is there some secret that's
gonna be revealed about you,

and I'm gonna be
the last one to know?

For God's sakes, no.

Then what is going on?

Detective Carter is gonna verify
that the allegations are false,

but we have to be patient, okay?

It's gonna take some time.

We can't turn on each other
like this.

No.

Good luck with that.

Rebecca!

Hook, line, and sinker.

- Wanna go to the mall with me?
- Can we get some ice cream?

Yeah, we sure can.
Maybe see a movie.

Stewart, the Singing Salamander?

Sounds like a real
Oscar contender.

So why don't you go ahead
and grab a table,

and I'll get
the ice cream, okay?

Okay.

Oh, don't forget,
extra sprinkles.

Okay. I'll be right back.

Maddy?

Maddy?

Um, did you guys
see a little girl?

- Uh-uh.
- No.

Maddy!

Maddy!

Maddy!

Maddy!

Maddy, are you in here?

I'm in here, Mom.

Maddy, you should not have
run off by yourself like that.

You scared me half to death.

I thought I'd be back before
you even got to the table.

Besides, I'm not alone.

Wait, what?

When I saw Maddy get up
and head over here,

I followed her
just to make sure she'd be okay.

Thank you.

No problem. Crisis averted.

It's just we've never
been here before.

I just had no idea where
she would've wandered off to.

I can imagine.

Yeah, all right, well,

you want to join us
for ice cream?

Sure, thanks.

That sounds crazy.

Who would do something
like that?

I hate to think the worst,

but I fear there's something
he's not telling me.

What other explanation
can there be?

I just feel like
I'm living with a stranger.

Well, maybe you need to
remind him why you fell in love

in the first place.

He just works all the time.

Okay, do it after work.

- Do you own any lingerie?
- Kathleen...

You don't want him
to keep any secrets,

you need to give him
a reason not to. Trust me.

It's certainly not something
I'm gonna take care of now.

Maddy and I are here to have
a good time, aren't we?

Yep. We're going to see a movie
later. You wanna come?

I'd love to, but I have
a client I have to meet with.

Oh, speaking of which,

I was wondering
if you had any time

for an in-home
training session tomorrow

while Maddy's at school.

Yeah, sure. We could do
a 90-minute cardio bootcamp,

maybe 12:30 to 2:00?
How's that sound?

Sounds horrific.

All right, you're on.

Oh, I really have to go.

I have to meet a client
in 20 minutes.

I have some unexpected calories
to burn off,

thanks to you people.

All right, thank you.

- Sure.
- Bye.

- She's nice.
- Yep.

T this hour?

Uh, Detective Carter.

Oh.

Hey.

Mr. Lassiter?
It's Detective Carter.

I wanted to bring you
up to speed.

Great. We got you on speaker.
Rebecca's here with me.

- Hi.
- What do have for us?

Good news. I called
Child Protection Services,

and they have no record of you,
so you're clean as a whistle.

Would you mind
informing my employer?

And the principal
at Maddy's school, please?

Text me their info, and I'll
get on that right away.

- No worries.
- Will do.

Okay, so now the bad news.

We traced the calls
to the pizzeria,

the Chinese restaurant,
the exterminators,

they all originated
from disposable cell phones.

Great.

We'll track those purchases,
but I wouldn't get my hopes up.

Whoever did this knows
how to cover their tracks.

Well, we appreciate everything
you're doing to help us.

It's my job,
and I need to get back to it,

so if there's nothing more,
I'll say good night.

- All right, good night.
- Good night.

I just don't understand
why they're doing this to us.

I don't know.

It's not like
we did anything to anyone.

Yeah.

Who knows what's gonna
happen next, baby.

I don't know. I...

I can just tell you
that right now

I just feel like relaxing

and thinking about
something else.

Oh, yeah? Like what?

Like us.

Us, huh?

Huh.

Yeah.

Brian, do you have something
you want to tell me?

What are you talking about?

I-I just found
a pair of panties in our bed.

They're yours.

No. You know these aren't mine.

How'd they end up
under the covers then?

That's what
I'm asking you, Brian.

Wait a minute. You don't think...

I don't think what? I just found
a pair of panties in our bed!

We're being set up again.

Obviously. I'm being set up!

You want me to think that
someone snuck into this house

and put a pair of panties
in our bed?

Someone planted
the rat, remember?

Oh, my God. Who...

- Who is she, Brian?
- Who?

The bitch you've been
sleeping with in our bed!

I'm not sleeping with anyone,
Rebecca!

Just stop, Brian!

Rebecca, please, come on.

You know what?
I'm done talking. I'm done.

I just kinda think
I'm done, okay?

What does that mean?

It means that we obviously need
to spend some time apart

to try to figure things out
or not.

All right, look, let's just talk
about this like adults, okay?

For Maddy's sake,
if for nothing else.

Don't bring
our daughter into this,

try to weasel your way
out of it!

Weaseling out?

- Get out! Get out!
- Honey!

Pack some things now
if you have to,

and you can come back tomorrow
while Maddy's at school.

- Where am I supposed to go?
- I don't know, Brian!

I just can't look at you
right now!

Okay, baby.

Don't. Just don't.

"You promised me you were
going to leave your wife."

I guess the joke's on me.

Maybe I should just tell
everyone what you did.

"Candice."

Son of a bitch.

- Hey!
- Hi.

You ready for a little bootcamp?

Yeah, I guess as ready
as I'll ever be.

It's your first day.
I'll go easy on you.

Are you sure it wasn't
just another prank?

They were in our bed.

Is possible someone else
could have put them there?

I have eyes.
I knew something was wrong.

I could feel it.

There was the sudden move
out to L.A.,

him always working late.

I am so sorry, Rebecca.
Truly I am.

Yeah, well, it just all
makes sense now.

What makes sense?

Candice, the jilted lover.

Revenge for the promises Brian
told her, the lies he told her.

She's taking it out all on him,
on us.

It's been her all along.

It has to be.

Oh, my God, you're right.

It all makes sense.
All the pieces suddenly fit.

Yeah. I just wish
we never moved out here.

We've had nothing but trouble
and bad luck

since the moment we arrived.

You can't blame yourself.
You didn't know.

You couldn't have known.

What am I supposed to do now?

Did you kick him out?

Yeah, for the time being.

Then let him think about it.

And then what?

I suppose that depends
on whether or not

you can forgive him.

I've been with him forever.

I cannot imagine
life without him.

But the fact that someone
so close to me

could lead this secret life,

I mean, it kills me.

I don't know how
I could've been so oblivious.

But that's not
entirely true, is it?

You knew something was wrong.

No, not really.

Not until things
started happening.

And now this woman,
she's jeopardized everything:

our home, Maddy's school.

All because, what, my husband
can't keep it in his pants?

I don't think things
could ever go back

to being the way
they used to be.

It's a shame. You just moved
into this amazing house.

Maybe I'm just gonna sell it.

Move back east.

So soon? What about Maddy?

I know she just got adjusted
to a new school,

but I can't help but think this
has all been a terrible mistake.

I'm sure whatever is meant to be
will happen

exactly the way it should.

Yeah, I guess.

Well, thank you.
Thanks for being here for me.

Of course.

Whatever I can do.

Daddy!

Hey, honey.

When are you coming home?

I don't know. I just wanted
to hear your voice.

We had cheese pizza for dinner.

I wanted to save you some,
but Mom said you already ate.

That's okay, sweetie. I don't
think I'll be home tonight.

Hey, Maddy, who's on the phone?

It's Daddy.

Hey, give me the phone.

What are you doing?

I just wanted to call.

All right, well, listen.

Don't.

But I didn't get
to tell him good night.

That's okay. Daddy told me
to tell you good night, okay?

Now let's go get ready
for bed, okay?

But Daddy always tells me
good night.

Oh, sweetie,
it's gonna be okay, I promise.

I promise, okay? Let's go.

Now, did you do your homework?

I asked you to bring in three
mementoes from your childhood

that we could discuss.

I printed out three photographs.

These are wonderful, Kathleen.

That's my mom.

She had the best laugh
in the whole world.

I can tell she adored you.

That's the lemonade stand
that she made me.

It's adorable.

I was so proud of it.

And what does this one mean?

Home.

Yeah. We were so happy.

It was before
she started drinking,

before the divorce,
before my dad and I left.

I should have
kept in touch with her.

When the bank took the house,
she didn't have anywhere to go.

She shouldn't have been alone
in that facility.

Well, we struck a chord.

Yeah.

Morning, sweetheart.

Hi. Um...
I just want to let you know

that we're gonna be out of the
house for the next two hours,

so I suggest you use that time
to come pick up your things.

Rebecca, is this
really necessary?

Huh.

I wonder if she could help me
reason with Rebecca.

Okay, you ready
for some calisthenics?

Do I have a choice?

Okay, come on, lay down.

Okay.

I hate to gossip
about our new neighbors,

but did you hear that
Rebecca kicked Brian out?

Oh?

Apparently, he's been having
an affair with some woman

since he came to L.A.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

Rebecca found out.
She told me all about it.

Hmm.

You don't seem surprised.

Well, Rebecca told me too.

She did?

Yeah. I had training session
with her the other day.

Oh, you never mentioned it.

You never asked.

Well, now it makes sense.

What makes sense?

Your car.

What about it?

On Tuesday, I went to go get
the mail, and I saw your car.

Where?

Parked across the street,

right in front of
Rebecca and Brian's house.

I wasn't there on Tuesday,

so that must have been
somebody else's car.

Kathleen, I know your car.

I went in and looked right in
the window, just to make sure.

Rebecca had asked me
if I'd seen any unusual cars

parked on the block lately.

What'd you tell her?

Well, I told her that I hadn't,
but if you're certain

that it wasn't your car
parked there on Tuesday,

then maybe this woman
that Brian's seeing,

maybe her car
looks just like yours.

I doubt it.
It must have been my car.

I must have been there that day.

Torturing Rebecca?

Something like that.

But on the other hand, maybe it
wasn't your car parked there.

Maybe it was this other woman's.

I better tell Rebecca
what I saw.

That won't be happening.

Really?

Nobody likes a nosy neighbor.

I miss Dad.

When is he coming home?

I don't know, honey.

Eat your breakfast.

I heard you guys fighting.

I know you told him to go away.

Why can't you tell him
to come back?

Because it doesn't work
that way, Maddy.

Sometimes when grownups
have problems,

they need to spend
some time apart

in order to work through
those issues, okay?

Daddy!

Thank you for the teddy bear.

I love him so much.

I'm sitting in your chair
here in the kitchen,

keeping it warm just for you.

That's sweet.
I really appreciate that.

- I'm glad you like him.
- I do.

Honey, let me talk
to your mom, okay?

Yeah, okay.

Hold on.

Mom?

Yeah.

Dad wants to talk to you.

Thanks, babe.

Yes? Brian?

I told you not to do this.
Why are you calling?

I love you, Rebecca.
You have to believe that.

I wanna come home.

Yeah, well, why don't you call
Candice if you're so lonely?

I already told you.
I don't know who that is.

And I already told you,
you're the last person

- I want to talk to right now.
- It's my house too.

Yeah, for now, okay?

Are you eavesdropping again?

Maddy, just go to your room.

I hate you!

Hey, Brian.
I have you on speaker.

Hey, Angela,
I'm sorry to bother you.

No bother. What's up?

I have a question.

How can I find out
who owned the house

before the bank
foreclosed on it?

Well, that's gonna require a
bit of research at city hall.

"Strickland."

Where do I know that name from?

So let's talk a little bit
about your childhood house.

The last time you were here,

you said it was the only place
that truly felt like home.

Well, I tried to buy it back,
but it didn't work out.

Someone else got it.

Really? I see.

Did I say something wrong?

You have to understand
that sometimes

to fix the pain of the past,
you have to move forward.

We have to move past it.

But what if I don't want
to move past it?

Trying to recreate the past,

it's a risky proposition.

Well, it's a risk
I'm willing to take.

Besides, the current owners
are gonna realize

that it's not their dream house,
and they're gonna move out.

Why would they do that?

Because it's not their house.
It's my house.

And sooner or later,
they're gonna realize that.

What have you been up to,
Kathleen?

What?

Nothing.
Just a few harmless pranks.

Pranks?

I like to think of it
as nudging them.

That's all.
They're gonna be gone soon.

Kathleen, okay, this is
exactly the type of behavior

that concerns me.

No one was concerned
when my mother got kicked out.

- That was different.
- Really? I fail to see how.

And don't I deserve a chance
at happiness for once?

Of course, but harassing
an innocent family

is not the key
to your happiness.

I think that's really
just a matter of perspective.

I'm sorry.
I can't condone this behavior.

What is that supposed to mean?

It means I can't treat you.

Why? Because I actually
have a chance at happiness?

Because I don't want to be
put in the difficult position

of having to choose.

Choose what, exactly?

Whether or not to report you.

What about doctor-patient
confidentiality?

There are exceptions, Kathleen.

I follow your advice,

and I try to reclaim
the one place in my life

where I'm truly happy,

and now you want
to have me arrested?

Our time is up.

No, Doctor.

Your time is up.

I finally have a chance
to be happy,

and you want
to take that away from me?

Who's the crazy one here?

"Joy Strickland."

"Only daughter Kathleen."

Strickland.

She never said anything
about living in our house.

Hello, Angela?

Did you find
the information you need?

Hey, I remember you saying you
got another offer on the house.

Did it come from a woman named
Kathleen Strickland?

I'm not really at liberty
to say.

Please, it's important.

Well, okay. You didn't hear it
from me, but yes.

That was the name, why?

I have to call you back.

Rebecca, please pick up.

Come on.

Now Maddy is giving me
the silent treatment.

She misses her dad.

She blames me
for this whole mess.

I literally don't know
what to do.

Is that Brian?

Yeah.

I mean, should I get it?

No. Nothing's changed.

He's just trying to
wear you down to take him back.

All right.

Hi, this is Rebecca.
Please leave a message,

and I'll get back to you
as soon as possible. Thanks!

All right, I'm gonna go
make some coffee.

- You want some?
- Sure.

- All right, I'll be right back.
- Yeah.

Come on, come on.

Rebecca.

Rebecca, please don't hang up.

Listen to what
I have to say, please.

I know you're mad, but listen.

I know who's behind
all this crazy stuff.

It's your trainer
Kathleen Strickland.

Her mother lived in the house
ages ago,

but she lost it
in a foreclosure,

and Kathleen's been
trying to get it back.

She's the one behind the pranks
and the accusations.

Rebecca?

Honey, I know you're there.
I can hear you breathing.

Kathleen, it's you, isn't it?

This is Detective Carter.
Leave a message after the beep.

Come on.

Detective, it's Brian Lassiter.
I don't have time to explain,

but there's something wrong
at my house.

Just get over there
as quick as you can.

I'm on my way now.

Hey, how do you take
your coffee?

Pitch black.

God. You scared me.

Kathleen, um, are you okay?

I'm fine.

That's good.

I forgot the napkins.

Hi, this is Rebecca.
Please leave a message,

and I'll get back to you
as soon as possible.

Damn it!

What's going on?

No brain damage, huh?

You're lucky.

What happened?

What happened?

I'll tell you what happened.

You and your husband
ruined my life.

That's what happened.

What are you talking about?

This is supposed to be my house,
not yours!

You ruined everything.

The food,
the exterminator, the rock.

Oh, my God.

You had people thinking
Brian was a child molester.

You had me thinking
he was having an affair.

Aren't you clever?

Look, I'm sorry
that it's come to this,

but your husband stuck his nose
where he shouldn't have.

Well, you're not gonna
get away with this.

Yeah, we'll see about that

'cause he's on his way
over here right now.

No.

And things will get
really interesting.

Kathleen.

Kathleen, think about this.

Oh, I have.

Yeah.

Crazy husband,

he has an affair,

jealous wife,

murder-suicide.

It's perfect.

You're insane.

My mother always said if you
don't have anything nice to say,

then don't say anything at all!

Hello!

Hello?

Anybody home?

Rebecca?

Rebecca!

Oh, God, Detective.

Detective.

Surprise.

Where's my wife?

She's a little tied up
right now. Literally.

Take me to her now!

Don't tell me
what to do in my house.

- Your house?
- That's right, Brian, my house.

You're trespassing in my house.

It may have been your house,
but it's not your house anymore!

You're not gonna
get away with this!

You know,
she said the same thing.

God, you two were meant
for each other.

- Rebecca!
- She can't help you, Brian!

Did you hurt her?

She may have
a bit of a headache,

but no signs of a concussion.

Kathleen, you have to stop this.

No. You have to stop it.

Just move out, and we'll leave
this whole thing behind us.

You killed Detective Carter.
You're going to prison for this.

It was self-defense!

Detective Carter, Ellen, Lana,

they all deserved to die!

Kathleen, you need help.

I'm not crazy, Brian!

You cheated me
out of this house on purpose.

Nobody cheated you
out of anything! This is crazy!

Look, Kathleen,
you can have the house, okay?

That's what this is about.
I'll sign it over to you!

It's a little too late for that,
don't you think?

Hey, where do you think
you're going, huh?

Brian! Brian!

You won't get away from me,
Rebecca!

I know every inch of this house!

Open up!

I know you're in there!

I will break down this door
if I have to!

Got you, bitch!

No!

No! No!

Come on, come here.
Come on, it's okay.

It's okay, it's okay.

It's over. She's dead.
It's all right.

Look at me. It's over.
All right? She's dead.

I usually charge a dollar,

but since it's your first visit,
it's on the house.

Wow. Thanks.
That's very nice of you.

Well, see you later.

- She's growing up so fast.
- I know.

You're not gonna make much money
if you give it away.

With scenery like that,
who cares?

Maddy!

Well, I am sorry
that I ever doubted you.

It's in the past, babe.

We have our whole future
ahead of us in this house.

- Yeah.
- Our house.

Kinda surprised
we didn't pack it up and move.

We fought for this place,
and we won.

We're not backing down now.

I agree.

You think it's time we tell her?

Yeah.

Maddy, come here a sec.
We need to have a little talk.

Come on.

Sit down.

If this is the talk
about the birds and the bees,

I'm not interested.

Well, it kind of is,

but it's probably not exactly
what you're thinking.

Are you guys finally gonna tell
me that we're having a baby?

How did you know?

Yawn!

I overheard you guys
talking about it last week.

Are there no secrets
in this house?

None that I know of.

Yay.