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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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I would like you to know,
the only reason I'm doin' this
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is 'cause folks think they know me.
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They think they know what I'm about,
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and the truth is, they
don't know me.
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Anyhoo, if, in the end, this
helps some other people out,
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then that's cool too.
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I consider myself abnormal.
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But who wants to be like everybody else?
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Not I.
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Some people call me a "freak."
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And I hate that word.
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I don't believe in it, or better yet,
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I don't believe in one-word labels.
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But... what you gonna do?
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You feel me?
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I love walking the beautiful and
nitty-gritty streets of New York City.
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But, sometimes, walking the beautiful,
nitty-gritty streets as a woman
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can be, well...
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brutal.
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Peep this bullshit.
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Psst! Psst! Why don't you sit on my
dick and peddle my balls?
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Excuse me, miss, but you so fine,
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I'd drink a tub of your bath
water out a champagne glass.
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You wanna know why?
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'Cause your mom's placenta
was filled with holy water.
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God blessin' you, girl! Mm! Good God!
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Cutie-ho, I bet you your farts
smell like grape Jolly Ranchers,
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Fruity Pebbles, and AriZona
Iced Tea, all combined.
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Damn, what a combination!
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Sista, I'll go gay for you.
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You got me questionin' my
whole sexual preference.
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Damn, you so perfect.
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Baby girl, I just
wanna play the drumroll
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to Phil Collins' song
"In The Air Tonight"
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on your right black butt cheek.
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Hey, boo, where's your crown at?
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Stop frontin' like you're not
a Nubian queen. Bang! Bang!
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Darling, you would be
a terrific accessory
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to my impressive car collection.
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Do you see this watch? This
is a platinum and gold Rolex.
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You come with me, you'll have
two and join me at the top.
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Ooh! Wee!
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Hot thang,
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you look so good, Jesus on the
cross must be doin' your taxes.
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I truly believe that
there is only one person,
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only one in this world that
is meant to be your soul mate,
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your lifelong companion.
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Joke is, rarely do
these two people hook up.
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They just... wander about
aimlessly, lost in the sauce.
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You know, God is a trickster.
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In life, God doesn't give
you the people you want.
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Instead, he gives you
the people you need.
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Nola Darling...
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is my need.
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Another great lunch.
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How come we always
make love in your bed?
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Now, you know I can only make
love in my own lovin' bed.
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Mm.
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Besides, we ain't doin' it in your bed.
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So, does it possess...
magical, mystical powers?
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Uh-huh.
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Now, I'm possessed.
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You think so, huh?
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Yo! "What about Nola Darling?"
What do you wanna know?
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I think Nola's a freak.
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You know? You know? You know.
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Freaky-deaky, deaky-freaky, freaky
to the deaky, deaky to the freaky.
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Yo, check it. Most dudes want freaks.
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I do. I do. Do I? I do!
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- Okay.
- All right, moment of truth, baby. Ooh!
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- Damn. You okay if I put my bike here?
- Yeah, it's fine.
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Dag. It took you long
enough to invite me in.
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Dag, I don't just let
anybody up in here.
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- So, what, is "Mars" a nickname?
- Nah, it's my government.
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My mom, she named me Mars
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'cause she said I'm outta
this universe. A'ight?
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Dope.
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- It's not finished.
- Still dope.
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- My born day is May 19th.
- Happy early born day.
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Mars, Malcolm X was
born on May 19th too.
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No disrespect. Denzel
did the damn thing.
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- And got robbed of that Academy Award.
- That was some shenanigans.
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Some subterfuge, straight skulduggery.
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He was too black, too strong.
Al Pacino, though? Come on.
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Don't hate on Al Pacino.
Scarface, that's my joint.
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You know what a make-up
call is in basketball?
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Does Mars Blackmon know what a
make-up call is in basketball?
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Is Barry "White"? Is Al "Green"?
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Is James "Brown"? Is Prince "Purple"?
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It was an Academy of Motion Pictures
Arts and Sciences make-up call.
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Pacino got fucked four times.
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He got fucked over for The Godfather
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and The Godfather Part II, Serpico,
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and fucked again big time
for Dog Day Afternoon.
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Damn, Sam.
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So... they gave Pacino
his long-overdue Oscar,
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and then Denzel gets his make-up
call Oscar for Training Day,
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which he should've won anyway, so
the Academy still owes D another one.
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And I know they better not
fuck him over for Fences.
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Word to the mother. You
know a lot about movies, huh?
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- I'm a cinephile.
- A cine-what?
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A cinephile. A film enthusiast.
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Well, you know, I wanna
be a phile-cine wit' you.
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- A what? Cinephile.
- My bad. My bad.
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Mars, you are cuckoo for
Cocoa Puffs. You know that?
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- Yo, this whole spot is yours?
- Mm-hmm.
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I likes. I likes.
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What's the rent?
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This is gentrified Fort
Greene. You already know.
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You need a roommate?
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Motherfucker, you smokin' K2?
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I let you up in here one time,
and right away, you wanna move in?
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- Seriously?
- Eh...
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How you... How you afford this joint?
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Your family got it like that?
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- No, my parents are artists.
- So are mine.
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- Really?
- Well, yeah, my pops is an artist.
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A con artist?
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196... 197...
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198... 199...
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200.
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Hoo...
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Go, Greer.
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I'm the best thing that ever
happened to Nola Darling.
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Ask her. She'll tell you that
herself. That woman worships me.
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What a pair. What a...
What a couple we make.
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When we are together...
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... it's on like hot buttered popcorn.
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We are a dynamic duo.
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A terrific twosome.
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Legendary lovers.
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I can keep going if you wish, if you...
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... if you so desire.
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Mm.
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Ah, Michael Jackson spin!
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I got a lion in my pocket,
and, baby, he is ready to roar.
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Was that the Cowardly Lion,
or Snagglepuss even? Hm?
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Can't no other dudes hit
it the way I'm 'bout to now.
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Greer, you're wallin'. Don't talk, okay?
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- Oh, Nola!
- Greer!
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Nola! Nola! Nola!
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- Greer!
- What?
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Do you realize you are gazing
upon the bi-racial Adonis?
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You know I'm fine as shit.
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Greer, you are the epitome of
narcissism. Don't you get tired of you?
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Never happen. Ugh.
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I bet you love yourself
more than Kanye loves Kanye.
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There's no crime in lovin' oneself.
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In fact, that is the
greatest love of all.
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I can sing it like Whitney, if you wish.
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I don't wish.
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Ha! Voilà !
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WDF, Nola! What da fuck?
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What? It's your ugly inner self, Greer.
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I call it Sexy Beast.
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- No!
- All right, you know the deal.
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It's time to go. I got
another piece to start.
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Nola...
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With the tongue...
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Posin' all this
damn time for this bullshit.
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It was almost good, Nola.
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Bye, Greer.
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Don't front, though.
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Ain't no dudes ever put it
down the way I did today.
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Nola and I used to be roommates,
until we had a slight falling out.
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I can't lie, it was a big falling out.
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We're still cool, still friends.
We just can't live together.
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And by the way, don't ask me
anything about Mars Blackmon, ever.
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Off-limits.
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I'd get up early in the morning, on
my way to Jivamukti Vinyasa class,
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and I'd run into all these
randos in our bathroom.
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Nola!
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Not okay. Nola and I talked
about it, but, like she said...
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I found this crib,
and if you can't hang,
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maybe you should start looking
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- for another place of residence.
- Bye!
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I said, "Bye," and I got my own
brownstone apartment in Fort Greene.
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What could I do? Nola's name
was on the lease. Regardless...
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Nola is still my girl.
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I'm carrying my entire portfolio
on the C-train during rush hour.
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And this dude bumps
into me, like bam! Hard.
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I swear he did it on purpose.
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Knocks all of my drawings
on the nasty subway floor.
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Ooh!
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People were literally
stepping on my fingers,
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pushing to get off the subway.
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I'm trying to pick up my shit.
It's like I don't even exist.
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- I would've lost it.
- I get to my interview 15 minutes late.
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I open up the portfolio.
Footprints on all of my drawings.
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- No.
- Oh, my God. What did you do?
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I had to show 'em as is, so I freestyled.
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I spit out everything I learned
at Pratt Institute. I dug deep.
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By the end, I had them
thinking the footprints
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were like some dope
Basquiat conceptual touch.
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- I love that.
- Ladies.
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Oh! Thank you.
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Thank you.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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- What is this?
- The Fo-Gre cucumber martini.
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This tastes like moonshine
brewed in Bushwick.
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Ma'am, it's what you ordered.
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This is not Goose. I can
taste the $3 difference.
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- Really?
- Really.
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- Clo...
- No.
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Your beautiful beard
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and sense of entitlement
do not intimidate me.
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- I'll be right back with your drink.
- Thank you.
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- Was all of that drama really necessary?
- Absolutely. I'm standing my ground.
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I'm not gonna cede the
Fort to hipster imperialism.
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- By the way, what the fuck is a Fo-Gre?
- Or NoHo, NoHa.
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- SoBro, Bedwick.
- Or the BoCoCa.
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all acronyms for places
we can no longer afford to live.
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Hello, $6.99 for a quart of milk
from the Arab bodega in my hood?
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- They must be out their goddamn minds.
- It is organic.
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Nope, no dice.
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- Okay.
- I don't know what he put in my drink,
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- but this shit tastes good.
- Some people are not so particular.
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I hope this is to your liking.
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- Much better. Thank you.
- Nice.
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- Salud.
- To Nola.
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I'm very excited to see the
beautiful things that you make
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- and experience this next year.
- I double that.
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And here's to droppin'
shit on the C-train
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and turnin' that shit into art.
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Ay!
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To this, to my beautiful friends.
To not succumbing to distractions.
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- Is that what we're calling them now?
- Oh, see, no, no, no.
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What we're not gonna do is discuss
my sex life over born day cocktails.
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- Not gonna do that cliché.
- Too bad.
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And stop seeing everyone's
success as my failure.
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I had this professor
who always used to say
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that just because you know
how to hold a paintbrush,
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that doesn't make you an artist.
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It's the act of guiding that brush
to places that no one's ever been
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or wouldn't dare to go that defines you.
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To Nola. Cheers!
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00:19:28,943 --> 00:19:30,570
Wow.
238
00:19:31,028 --> 00:19:32,028
Happy birthday.
239
00:19:33,531 --> 00:19:34,442
Thank you.
240
00:19:34,448 --> 00:19:35,466
Mm.
241
00:19:36,951 --> 00:19:39,245
I come... bearing gifts.
242
00:19:39,328 --> 00:19:40,329
I see.
243
00:19:43,624 --> 00:19:46,210
- What is all this?
- I got you some art supplies.
244
00:19:47,295 --> 00:19:48,337
Oh, my goodness.
245
00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:50,840
- Thank you.
- Yeah, no problem.
246
00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:53,217
What else you bring me?
247
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,553
Wouldn't you like to know.
248
00:19:56,137 --> 00:19:57,154
Hm?
249
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Make a wish.
250
00:20:08,899 --> 00:20:11,319
Perfect end to a perfect born day.
251
00:20:14,488 --> 00:20:16,115
- You like?
- Mm.
252
00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:19,910
Yeah, this cake is on point.
253
00:20:19,994 --> 00:20:21,871
- Happy birthday.
- Mm.
254
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,207
Thank you for coming.
255
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:28,836
♪ There she goes
on her merry way ♪
256
00:20:28,919 --> 00:20:32,673
- Excuse me.
- ♪ Though she's only queen for a day ♪
257
00:20:36,677 --> 00:20:37,627
Pronto!
258
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:41,724
- Yo! Nola, happy born day!
- Thank you.
259
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:43,726
- You're welcome. Yo, it's me, Mars.
- I know.
260
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,687
Come hither. Let's go for a
romantical bike ride and shit.
261
00:20:46,771 --> 00:20:48,648
That sounds dope, but
I'm in for the night.
262
00:20:48,731 --> 00:20:51,400
In the bed? In the lovin'
bed? With who the fuck... ?
263
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:52,764
Let's celebrate your born night.
264
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:57,031
I could ride my custom-built-by-me
bike over there in five minutes.
265
00:20:57,114 --> 00:20:59,533
Young is the night, night
is the young and shit.
266
00:20:59,617 --> 00:21:02,620
I can't. It's too late. Call
me in the morning. Good night!
267
00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:12,505
♪ There she goes on her merry way ♪
268
00:21:12,588 --> 00:21:16,509
- Sorry.
- ♪ Though she's only queen for a day ♪
269
00:21:16,592 --> 00:21:17,503
Seriously?
270
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,012
- Wake up, wake up, wake up!
- Yo, gimme the phone.
271
00:21:20,096 --> 00:21:22,056
- Chill, my phone is dead. Nola.
- Gimme my phone.
272
00:21:22,098 --> 00:21:23,432
- What?
- Nola.
273
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,226
- Nola.
- What do you want?
274
00:21:25,309 --> 00:21:27,561
- Nola, just let me smell it.
- Ugh! You're disgusting.
275
00:21:27,645 --> 00:21:28,688
Hit me off. Just a whiff.
276
00:21:28,771 --> 00:21:30,439
You are so dumb!
277
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:33,200
Please, mami, please,
mami, please, mami.
278
00:21:33,201 --> 00:21:34,610
Por favor.
279
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,861
Oh, my God. Quit
cakin' on my damn phone.
280
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:38,072
You one thirsty-ass half-nigga.
281
00:21:38,155 --> 00:21:40,199
- You a half-ass nigga too.
- And half-Puerto Rican.
282
00:21:40,282 --> 00:21:42,201
- Shut the fuck up.
- "Shut the fuck up"?
283
00:21:42,284 --> 00:21:43,431
No, not you, Nola!
284
00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:45,512
I'm tellin' my stupid-ass
sister to shut the fuck up.
285
00:21:45,579 --> 00:21:47,498
Yo, hold the fuck... Is a dude there?
286
00:21:47,581 --> 00:21:49,583
- In our lovin' bed?
- Uh-uh. Adios.
287
00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:53,129
- You can't keep your hos in check?
- Nola's not a ho.
288
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:54,922
But Roxanne, on the other hand...
289
00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:57,550
She about to get it.
290
00:21:58,259 --> 00:22:00,094
Oh, my goodness.
291
00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:06,267
- Who was that?
- A friend.
292
00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:08,519
What kind of friend?
293
00:22:12,481 --> 00:22:14,358
- A man friend.
- We've discussed this.
294
00:22:15,526 --> 00:22:17,486
You know what? Forget I mentioned it.
295
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,078
I wrote you a poem.
296
00:22:26,829 --> 00:22:29,540
Instead of gettin' you a
corny-ass Hallmark birthday card.
297
00:22:30,499 --> 00:22:32,084
Well, that was sweet of you.
298
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:37,089
As I said when I first met you,
investment bankers can be poets too.
299
00:22:37,173 --> 00:22:38,207
Mm.
300
00:22:38,799 --> 00:22:41,135
Isn't that two different
parts of the brain?
301
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:46,015
Well, see, God, he held his
hands on me a little longer.
302
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:47,132
I bet.
303
00:22:49,477 --> 00:22:53,355
"Your name leaves my lips the
moment I wake from slumber.
304
00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:56,817
I call out to you. Nola Darling!"
305
00:22:57,568 --> 00:23:00,196
"My anguished cry surfed the wild wind,
306
00:23:00,696 --> 00:23:05,117
through the black Brooklyn blocks,
from Ocean Hill, Brownsville.
307
00:23:05,201 --> 00:23:06,994
Never run, never will.
308
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,872
To Bed-Stuy, do or die.
309
00:23:10,414 --> 00:23:13,125
In Fort Greene, don't be so mean.
310
00:23:13,209 --> 00:23:17,254
They find their way
to you, Nola Darling."
311
00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:23,260
Yo, that's the wackest
shit I ever heard!
312
00:23:23,344 --> 00:23:27,431
And what's wacker is that your
fine ass fell for it. Damn, yo!
313
00:23:27,515 --> 00:23:31,352
Nola, I don't mean to badmouth
whoever wrote that ca-ca on a stick,
314
00:23:31,435 --> 00:23:33,938
but he ain't got game.
Straight cornball.
315
00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:37,983
His "poe-try" is not the answer.
I'm the answer, like Iverson.
316
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:42,363
I'm also a dope poet, and you
ain't even know it-it-it-it-it.
317
00:23:42,446 --> 00:23:43,822
I got mad skills.
318
00:23:43,906 --> 00:23:48,244
Amongst my many multiple
talents, I'm also a dope rapper.
319
00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:49,954
Check this funky fresh joint.
320
00:23:50,037 --> 00:23:53,374
- Uh, puff, puff, pass.
- Got you.
321
00:23:54,625 --> 00:23:57,503
♪ Some girls got beauty ♪
♪ Some girls got grace ♪
322
00:23:57,586 --> 00:24:01,549
♪ But you so black perfect ♪
♪ You win the goddamn motherfuckin' race ♪
323
00:24:01,632 --> 00:24:02,967
♪ Yes, yes, yah! ♪
324
00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:06,011
♪ Some freaks got style ♪
♪ Some freaks got class ♪
325
00:24:06,095 --> 00:24:09,848
- ♪ But Nola got that in the tight... ♪
- Did you just call me a freak?
326
00:24:09,932 --> 00:24:13,644
- Yeah, that I did, did I that.
- What the fuck does that even mean?
327
00:24:13,727 --> 00:24:16,115
You call me up mad late
at night, talkin' that,
328
00:24:16,116 --> 00:24:18,224
"Can I smell it?" freaky bullshit.
329
00:24:18,732 --> 00:24:20,859
Ain't that the definition of
"freak" from Urban Dictionary?
330
00:24:20,943 --> 00:24:24,488
Hell yeah, I'm a freak. Nola,
I fly my freak flag sky-high.
331
00:24:24,572 --> 00:24:28,033
- Ain't no shame in my freak game.
- Mm-mm.
332
00:24:52,099 --> 00:24:53,601
Tight booty! Tight booty!
333
00:25:11,368 --> 00:25:13,871
- How's your head, baby? Your head is good?
- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
334
00:25:25,633 --> 00:25:29,720
Whoo-hoo!
335
00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:01,585
Do I hit it as good as
them off-brand dudes?
336
00:26:04,630 --> 00:26:08,384
You know, you got mad room for
all my Jordans underneath your bed.
337
00:26:08,467 --> 00:26:11,303
- Oh, my God.
- We could go good,
338
00:26:11,387 --> 00:26:12,846
like beans and rice, here together.
339
00:26:12,930 --> 00:26:15,224
I told you from jump, don't
go catchin' any feelings.
340
00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:17,518
- It's like that?
- It's like that ten times ten.
341
00:26:17,601 --> 00:26:18,602
Close your eyes.
342
00:26:20,062 --> 00:26:21,271
Come on, close your eyes.
343
00:26:23,107 --> 00:26:24,608
- Yo, don't be lookin'.
- I won't.
344
00:26:24,692 --> 00:26:25,984
- 'Cause you be lookin'.
- When?
345
00:26:26,068 --> 00:26:27,236
- You a looker.
- What?
346
00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:28,612
- Don't be lookin'.
- Okay.
347
00:26:28,696 --> 00:26:29,947
- A'ight?
- Uh-huh.
348
00:26:30,030 --> 00:26:32,700
Damn, girl. You got that booty.
349
00:26:33,283 --> 00:26:34,535
- You ready?
- Mm-hm.
350
00:26:34,618 --> 00:26:36,203
- You sure?
- I'm sure.
351
00:26:36,286 --> 00:26:37,538
A'ight, open your eyes.
352
00:26:37,621 --> 00:26:38,622
They're open.
353
00:26:39,289 --> 00:26:41,542
Did I ever tell you I used
to work at Victoria's Secret?
354
00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:44,795
Yo, this how I used to get 'em.
355
00:26:44,878 --> 00:26:46,088
I used to be like...
356
00:26:46,463 --> 00:26:50,843
"Yo, baby girl, what you need? You
need a racerback? I got you." Bang!
357
00:26:50,926 --> 00:26:54,263
"What you need, gel
linin'? I got you." Bang!
358
00:26:54,638 --> 00:26:57,725
"You want a bombshell? Chill. You
don't need two cup sizes bigger.
359
00:26:57,808 --> 00:26:59,435
- Love yourself."
- What?
360
00:26:59,518 --> 00:27:01,228
You got the cheeky, the cheeky.
361
00:27:01,311 --> 00:27:02,479
Ooh!
362
00:27:02,563 --> 00:27:05,482
I bet you ain't know I knew all that.
363
00:27:05,566 --> 00:27:08,277
How you still live in the
projects if you got, like, 18 jobs?
364
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:10,656
Why you comin' for me? I'm savin' money.
365
00:27:10,657 --> 00:27:12,057
That's why I got a savings account.
366
00:27:12,114 --> 00:27:13,991
Why are you savin' money? For what?
367
00:27:14,074 --> 00:27:17,453
I'm tryin' to buy you this brownstone
so you ain't gotta rent no more.
368
00:27:17,536 --> 00:27:18,829
It's just you and me.
369
00:27:55,365 --> 00:27:58,994
I love the scent
370
00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:02,998
of your sweet pussy in the morning.
371
00:28:03,081 --> 00:28:04,291
It smells like...
372
00:28:07,211 --> 00:28:08,337
victory.
373
00:28:11,507 --> 00:28:15,093
Robert Duvall uttered
those classic lines
374
00:28:15,177 --> 00:28:18,472
from Francis Ford
Coppola's Apocalypse Now
375
00:28:18,555 --> 00:28:20,974
about eight million
times better than you.
376
00:28:23,101 --> 00:28:26,230
Okay, Sister Roger
Ebert, answer me this.
377
00:28:27,898 --> 00:28:31,443
- Am I your only fuck buddy?
- Why you askin' me that?
378
00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:34,863
You're a sex addict, aren't you?
379
00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:36,198
Wow.
380
00:28:36,281 --> 00:28:39,409
You are on some other light-skinned,
green-eyed, blond-haired,
381
00:28:39,493 --> 00:28:41,245
pretty-boy bullshit today.
382
00:28:43,288 --> 00:28:46,041
Methinks you are a sex addict.
383
00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:48,794
Okay, so if I'm a sex addict,
what does that make you?
384
00:28:50,170 --> 00:28:51,380
I'm Greer Childs.
385
00:28:52,297 --> 00:28:53,757
I'm a grown-ass man.
386
00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:57,636
And I'm a grown-ass
woman. I can't enjoy sex?
387
00:28:58,637 --> 00:29:01,640
If I'm such an addict, why don't
you leave me the hell alone?
388
00:29:01,974 --> 00:29:03,934
Now, you're gettin' defensive.
389
00:29:04,017 --> 00:29:06,228
No, no, no, no, no, I'm
not gettin' defensive.
390
00:29:06,311 --> 00:29:09,690
If I'm an addict, then I
should quit cold turkey, right?
391
00:29:10,357 --> 00:29:14,236
You are numero uno on my list.
392
00:29:20,534 --> 00:29:21,568
Shower?
393
00:29:23,412 --> 00:29:25,038
Fuck you very much.
394
00:29:29,459 --> 00:29:30,460
Shower.
395
00:29:49,771 --> 00:29:51,648
- What are you searching for?
- Again?
396
00:29:51,732 --> 00:29:53,206
Think you'll ever find it,
397
00:29:53,207 --> 00:29:54,693
"it" being whatever it
is you're looking for?
398
00:29:54,776 --> 00:29:56,781
Honestly, I'm just livin' my life,
399
00:29:56,782 --> 00:29:58,030
tryin' to figure out this artist thing,
400
00:29:58,113 --> 00:29:59,823
- goin' with the flow.
- What about me?
401
00:29:59,907 --> 00:30:03,285
This is it, Jamie. This
moment is what it is.
402
00:30:03,869 --> 00:30:05,162
What about my flow?
403
00:30:06,246 --> 00:30:08,874
- What about your other two flows?
- It's complicated.
404
00:30:08,957 --> 00:30:10,250
Yeah, exactly.
405
00:30:15,214 --> 00:30:18,175
You know what? I'm out like Durant.
406
00:30:19,259 --> 00:30:20,293
What?
407
00:30:22,638 --> 00:30:23,847
Well, you know what?
408
00:30:23,931 --> 00:30:28,560
If I was Kevin Durant, I would have
left country-ass Oklahoma City too!
409
00:30:28,644 --> 00:30:33,065
OKC over San Fran-sucka-free City.
Get all the way the fuck outta here!
410
00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:45,869
You know, you and Mars...
still a sore subject to me.
411
00:30:46,286 --> 00:30:47,704
You broke the code, girl.
412
00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:51,333
Well, that wasn't my intention.
413
00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:54,628
That crazy motherfucker
just makes me laugh.
414
00:30:55,128 --> 00:30:57,756
I know. He made me laugh too.
415
00:30:58,507 --> 00:31:01,843
- Past tense.
- What do you want me to do, Clo?
416
00:31:01,927 --> 00:31:04,471
Have you ever thought about
givin' your coochie a rest?
417
00:31:04,554 --> 00:31:07,432
What, my coochie gonna get
up and file for workers' comp?
418
00:31:07,516 --> 00:31:10,185
She ain't gonna get much.
419
00:31:10,769 --> 00:31:12,639
I don't know, doesn't it get confusing,
420
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,481
juggling all of them at the same time?
421
00:31:14,564 --> 00:31:17,276
Like, don't you get 'em... mixed up?
422
00:31:17,359 --> 00:31:18,443
No slip-ups yet.
423
00:31:18,527 --> 00:31:20,988
Greer. He got that...
424
00:31:23,323 --> 00:31:25,784
strong dick down game, right?
425
00:31:27,953 --> 00:31:29,204
Mr. Dick-tator?
426
00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:30,664
You forgot "dickologist."
427
00:31:33,917 --> 00:31:35,043
How's your sugar daddy?
428
00:31:35,585 --> 00:31:38,630
- Um... he's not my sugar daddy.
- Color it in for me.
429
00:31:38,714 --> 00:31:41,258
He takes care of me. Next question.
430
00:31:41,341 --> 00:31:43,260
How's your artwork coming? Pun intended.
431
00:31:43,343 --> 00:31:45,679
It's coming. No pun intended.
432
00:31:45,762 --> 00:31:48,181
I know you live down
the block, but call me.
433
00:31:49,266 --> 00:31:50,934
- Love you.
- Love you more.
434
00:31:57,316 --> 00:31:59,484
- Call me when you get home.
- Thanks, Mom.
435
00:31:59,568 --> 00:32:01,194
Welcome, sweetie.
436
00:32:07,951 --> 00:32:11,330
Sexy! Sexy, what's your name, girl?
437
00:32:11,413 --> 00:32:13,040
Can I help you? God.
438
00:32:13,123 --> 00:32:16,084
Yo! Yo, ma! Yo, ma!
439
00:32:16,168 --> 00:32:18,837
My parents gave me a name,
and it ain't "Yo, ma!"
440
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:22,049
- Bitch, I'm tryin' to talk to you!
- Get the fuck off of me!
441
00:32:22,132 --> 00:32:25,969
- Chill, girl.
- Get your motherfuckin' hands off of me!
442
00:32:26,053 --> 00:32:28,472
Fuck you, then!
443
00:32:28,555 --> 00:32:31,433
I don't want that stank pussy anyway!
444
00:32:32,059 --> 00:32:36,438
Motherfuckin' black bitch! Fuck! Shit!
445
00:33:57,144 --> 00:33:59,104
You ever heard of Akira Kurosawa?
446
00:34:00,564 --> 00:34:02,107
Well, you should.
447
00:34:02,691 --> 00:34:07,320
Kurosawa is one of the all-time
masters of cinema, Japanese director.
448
00:34:07,988 --> 00:34:10,824
One of my favorite Kurosawa joints
449
00:34:10,907 --> 00:34:11,818
is Rashomon.
450
00:34:11,825 --> 00:34:13,660
That film came out in 1951,
451
00:34:13,743 --> 00:34:16,913
shot in beautiful
black-and-white photography.
452
00:34:17,873 --> 00:34:20,083
It's about a rape, a murder,
453
00:34:20,167 --> 00:34:22,711
and several witnesses who
all saw the same crime,
454
00:34:22,794 --> 00:34:25,046
but from entirely different viewpoints.
455
00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:28,138
Some might say I have a Rashomon effect
456
00:34:28,139 --> 00:34:30,093
on Jamie, Greer, and Mars.
457
00:34:30,177 --> 00:34:31,928
They all view me differently,
458
00:34:32,012 --> 00:34:36,099
but I will not allow them to
paint my life, paint who I am.
459
00:34:36,183 --> 00:34:39,811
I'm dealin' with who I am now,
at this moment in time and space.
460
00:34:39,895 --> 00:34:42,689
And I gotta look within to
feel what makes me happy.
461
00:34:43,356 --> 00:34:47,068
And if Jamie, Greer, and
Mars wanna deal with me,
462
00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:49,613
it's gotta be on my own terms.
463
00:34:49,696 --> 00:34:51,281
No less, no more.
464
00:34:51,865 --> 00:34:54,993
And anyone who can't get
with the program can step.
465
00:34:55,076 --> 00:34:56,077
Go with God.
466
00:34:56,536 --> 00:35:00,457
One, two, or three fingers
cannot block out the sun.
467
00:35:00,540 --> 00:35:02,209
The truth is the truth.
468
00:35:02,292 --> 00:35:04,844
I'm not a freak, I'm not a sex addict,
469
00:35:04,845 --> 00:35:07,464
and I'm damn sure nobody's property.
470
00:35:29,027 --> 00:35:31,738
My name isn't Dime Piece.
471
00:35:32,364 --> 00:35:33,782
My name isn't Boo.
472
00:35:35,408 --> 00:35:37,410
My name isn't Baby Gurl.
473
00:35:37,786 --> 00:35:40,789
My name isn't Pssst Shawty.
474
00:35:41,331 --> 00:35:43,583
My name isn't Mamacita.
475
00:35:44,292 --> 00:35:46,002
My name isn't Sweetie.
476
00:35:46,836 --> 00:35:48,880
My name isn't Ay Yo Ma.
477
00:35:49,631 --> 00:35:52,217
My name isn't Sexy Sexy Sexy.
478
00:35:53,051 --> 00:35:55,220
My name isn't Hoochie Mama.
479
00:35:55,303 --> 00:35:57,556
My name isn't Honey.
480
00:35:58,139 --> 00:36:00,058
My name isn't Sweetheart.
481
00:36:03,812 --> 00:36:09,276
And my name definitely ain't
no "Muthafuckin' Black Bitch."
482
00:36:20,579 --> 00:36:23,290
My name is Nola Darling.
483
00:36:23,790 --> 00:36:25,584
Peace, two fingers.
484
00:36:38,347 --> 00:36:43,347
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