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Previously on The West Wing:
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- It's over.
- You'll be back.
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Let's go, 10 bucks.
Ten bucks for you.
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It was the president's idea.
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Bet us you couldn't stay quiet
if he gave a bad answer.
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Horton Wilde in Orange County is in
the hospital. His 4th heart attack.
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Who knows when he'll
resume a campaign.
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- He's dead.
- President wins the debate tomorrow...
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...you marry me again.
- Will Bailey, come inside?
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- The campaign's embarrassing to us.
- I'm not embarrassed by it.
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If you can't find a Democrat,
tell Kay I'll do it.
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Andy's pregnant, with twins.
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Thank you.
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- You're Josh Lyman, aren't you?
- Yeah.
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I've seen your picture a lot.
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- Can I ask you something?
- Sure.
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Bartlet's on the ballot for the Democratic
Party and for the Statehood Party.
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It's okay that I voted for him
in both columns, right?
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No, you can't vote for him
in two columns.
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I already did.
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Your ballot's gonna be invalidated.
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- What for?
- You're allowed to vote once.
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He's on the ballot twice.
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He's on it more. He's on it...
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...as the Liberal Party nominee...
- I'm saying, I'm for Statehood.
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Me too, and yours is a vote
we didn't get.
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I'm so sorry to interrupt...
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...did you say you're supposed to vote
for the president in both columns?
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No.
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No. You can vote for the president
in whatever column you want...
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...but you can only vote once.
- He's right.
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- Yes... I'm... Yes.
- And I'll tell you a secret for a shortcut.
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If you just, say,
vote for one Democrat...
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...and leave the rest of the boxes blank,
then you voted for all the Democrats.
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Yes. No.
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It doesn't... You can't vote for a party,
you have to vote for a person.
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- No, I think you're wrong.
- I'm not.
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I left all but one box blank.
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Well, then, you voted for none
but one candidate.
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Nuts.
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Did you vote for the president?
Was the president the one?
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- Who remembers?
- It was a minute and a half ago.
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- Don't be rude.
- I'm sorry.
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Thank you for voting.
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- Excuse me.
- Yes, what?
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Yes.
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Yes, hello.
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- You're who I think you are, right?
- I can be anybody you want.
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- That's funny.
- Thank you.
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I saw you getting run over
by those people.
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Just part of the job, ma'am.
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I guess you hear some
pretty silly questions.
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Well, I'm just worried because
they all tried to vote for Bartlet.
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If this keeps up we're headed toward
the biggest electoral upset in history.
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Nobody's gonna figure out why.
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Right. It's the same thing
with my parents.
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I tell them, rank the candidates
in order of preference.
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Right. No.
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Mr. Lyman, voted for your boy
in all three boxes.
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No, listen to me, your ballot
is invalid. So is yours.
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Punch the box next to the candidate
you prefer once. Nothing else.
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- I'm sorry, one more thing?
- Yes?
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I have a message from Toby Ziegler.
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- What?
- I have a message from Toby Ziegler.
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You know Toby?
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He says:
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"Ten dollars."
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I see.
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You guys are a little troupe...
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...a little acting troupe, with a U.
- Yes, sir, we are.
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- Can I give you a card?
- No.
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Mr. Ziegler said you were
edgy on election days...
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...so to show there are
no hard feelings...
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...how about I go there and
vote for the president, now.
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As a matter of fact, that'd be nice.
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No problem. Do you happen
to know if I need to be...
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...I don't know, pre-registered
or something?
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Yes!
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The teachers have 500 red and blue
"Bartlet-Hoynes" banners.
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- That plus 600 from Building Trades.
- No.
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- I'm sorry?
- No.
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- Why?
- The partisanship's over.
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We elected a president.
This is for everybody.
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No banners tonight, American flags...
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But use the Seal, I'll put Senate
and House Leadership up there.
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- No balloons, no confetti.
- Why?
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- It's not a party.
- It is a party.
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- But we won. We don't have to pander.
- Don't say that.
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On your birthday, don't we pander?
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- Not as much as I'd like.
- Not kidding.
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- What are you babbling about?
- We haven't won.
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- The speech is done.
- Two speeches.
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- What's the second?
- One if he wins...
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...one if he doesn't.
- You wrote a concession?
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Of course I wrote a concession.
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You wanna tempt the wrath of the
whatever from high atop the thing?
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- No.
- Then go outside, turn around and spit.
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What's the matter with you?
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- It's like 25 degrees outside.
- Go.
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- Hello.
- Mr. Lyman.
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I see your picture in the magazine.
Tell me, if I swallow my ballot, does it...?
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- Election Day humor, great.
- He wrote a concession speech.
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Of course he wrote it.
Why wouldn't he?
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What possible reason would he have for
not writing a concession speech?
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- The wrath from high atop the thing?
- He upped and said we were gonna...
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No, go outside, turn around
three times and curse.
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- Spit.
- Spit and curse.
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- Do everything. Go.
- Go!
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- Go!
- Go!
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These things have a half-life.
You can't...
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- We're meeting again when?
- First round of exits at 11.
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Eleven o'clock unless
there's a reason earlier.
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- Can I have you two seconds?
- Yeah.
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- What do you need?
- Hang on.
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- There's trouble?
- A little bit.
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- For the president?
- For you.
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I know better than to stick my face
in your personal life.
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Except, you know, for sport.
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- What happened?
- Roll Call's got it...
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...from the Office of Congress's
attending physician that Andy's pregnant.
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When did they start doing more
than flu vaccinations?
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They need updated records.
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Roll Call doesn't need
updated records, though.
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They're gonna connect the dots. It's
gonna be bad for her and bad for you.
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- You mean bad for us.
- I can handle the us.
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- What's her plan?
- I don't know.
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- Toby.
- I don't know. We haven't talked.
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- She's gotta be proactive.
- Yeah.
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It'd be nice if we could
announce a wedding.
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- I'm working on that, thanks.
- You'll talk to her?
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- Yeah.
- Thanks.
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- Did you...?
- Yes, I turned, I cursed, I spat, it froze.
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- You can't be too careful.
- I think you can.
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Sam, you got Will Bailey
calling from California.
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"Won't you come home, Will Bailey?
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Won't you come home?"
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Sancho, how you doing?
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-I'm Sancho?
- Yeah.
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- Can I ask you something?
- Yes, grasshopper.
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- How much do you know on exit polls?
- What's to know?
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You stand 100 yards away
and say"Who'd you vote for?"
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You can't afford exit polls.
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I've got volunteers out there.
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- And?
- Something weird's going on.
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- What?
- We're winning.
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- What do you mean?
- We're down one in Spyglass Hill...
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...even in Emerald Bay and up three
in El Toro Station.
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- Can I give you free advice?
- Yeah.
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It's not advice so much as
I'm saying this:
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Democrats vote early. Okay?
And diehards vote early.
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You want me to call in
every couple of hours?
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- Every hour.
- Okay.
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Bonnie...
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...Democrats vote early, right?
- Yeah.
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Ginger? Democrats and
diehards vote early, right?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Mrs. Bartlet, can you tell us
who you voted for?
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- Nobody, I was just fixing my makeup.
- How are you spending the day?
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Filling out Chicago ballots,
just pitching in.
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He's gonna be flying around
thanking supporters.
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- Is there any suspense at all today?
- Well, there are about...
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...14 competitive Senate races,
about 46 House races...
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...right here in New Hampshire there's
a 600-million-dollar bond issue...
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...plus, no one's elected
my husband president yet.
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Mr. President, polls show a
dogfight here in New Hampshire.
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How would you feel if you won the
election, but lost your home state?
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Better than if I won my home state,
but lost my home country.
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But the only poll that matters
closes in 17 hours.
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- Did you vote for the bond issue?
- Title 63, Chapter 659, Section 43...
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...of New Hampshire Election
Code says:
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"Electioneering is prohibited within
a corridor 10 feet wide...
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...extending a distance
from the entrance door...
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...as determined by the moderator where
the election is being held."
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If anyone knows what that means.
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Yeah, I voted for the bond issue.
It'll improve public education...
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...without a tax abatement.
- Mr. President.
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Mr. President, do you have anything
to say to Governor Ritchie today?
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Well, one way or another,
I imagine we'll be talking tonight.
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I gotta get back. You can hockle Abbey
for a while, she's taking the next plane.
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Thank you, Mr. President.
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- These are for your signature.
- Yeah.
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- Could you score me a couple of aspirin?
- Yes, sir.
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- Got a headache?
- I'm fine.
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- Should I ask the doctors to...?
- It's just a headache.
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- Just me and you today, okay? I'm fine.
- Yes, sir.
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- I'll sign these in the car.
- Yes, sir.
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Come on.
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Okay, this can wait. Let's go.
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Nothing's happening right now.
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By the end of the night,
100 million votes will be cast.
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Polls have been open in the East
for six and a half hours.
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You know how many votes
have been cast? One percent.
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Everybody votes after work.
Not me, I vote first thing.
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The VNS exit polls are down
in Michigan for a little while.
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And it's raining in Oregon.
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This is like the ionization
blackout period.
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Pumpkin Patch, anything I can do to
get you to the movies for eight hours?
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- Senior Staff.
- Yeah.
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- But can you do me a favor?
- What do you need?
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This is a photocopy of my absentee
ballot. I was hoping the president...
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...could sign it and I'd have it framed.
- Yeah.
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You know the president's
the first winner I voted for?
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- Is this a joke?
- It's not hard to believe...
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- No, I mean this.
- What are you talking about?
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Toby already did the thing this
morning with the invalid ballots.
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- My ballot's invalid?
- This isn't a joke?
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- It's invalid?
- You voted for Ritchie.
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- Where?
- Here.
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Oh, my God.
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Your picking-the-winner streak
is probably over.
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No, no, no.
It's an optical scan ballot.
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I drew a line through
the Democratic ticket.
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Almost. You drew a line through
the Republican ticket.
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You didn't ticket-split. You voted for
every Republican in Wisconsin.
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Check. You may have
voted for McCarthy.
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- I'm gonna rectify this.
- How?
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I don't know, but it'll be counted.
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- It will.
- I don't want it counted.
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- I'm going, you still want...?
- Give me that.
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Hey, I'm going in, okay?
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- Hey, Josh. No.
- I'm sorry?
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- It's the Senior Staff meeting.
- I'm Senior Staff.
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- You don't have your briefing memo.
- How do you know?
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I'm sorry. Do you have it?
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No.
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- I memorized it.
- Did you get my e-mail...
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...on the three new rules for the week?
- I got it. I read it.
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It was good stuff. It's possible
the salient details escape me.
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Rule number two: You don't attend Daily
Senior Staff without the briefing memo.
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The agenda's outlined and there are...
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...up-to-the-minute details
on priority items, and still...
232
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...half the meeting is spent
regurgitating the memo...
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...for members who have difficulty
holding onto salient details.
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That's fair, and next time
I'm gonna remember the memo.
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I'm confident you will because you're
gonna remember it this time too.
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- You want me to go back and get it?
- I do.
237
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Okay.
238
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All right.
239
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- I'm gonna humor the new girl.
- Appreciate it.
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- Going to get your briefing memo?
- Yes.
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Charlie, Security called for you.
They'd like to see you out front.
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00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:55,462
- Security?
- Yeah.
243
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:07,146
What the hell? Anthony.
244
00:14:07,355 --> 00:14:08,730
Michelle, he's with me.
245
00:14:08,898 --> 00:14:11,603
- Which one?
- The regular-sized one. Who are you?
246
00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:14,355
- Orlando Kettles, boss, how you doing?
- Fine, thanks.
247
00:14:14,528 --> 00:14:17,316
- Anthony.
- Yeah, you know, I brought him today.
248
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:20,325
First of all, they're a little
prickly about security here.
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You're not down as"Anthony plus one."
You see the guns standing around now?
250
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:27,366
Boy's going to Columbus,
starting right tackle for the Buckeyes.
251
00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:30,626
True freshman. I hand you the ball,
run behind him, have coffee.
252
00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:32,165
He's gonna play on Sundays.
253
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,627
- You his agent?
- Don't have nothing in writing.
254
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,378
- What's he doing here, Anthony?
- He got pulled over...
255
00:14:37,552 --> 00:14:40,671
...with an open can of Pabst.
- He was... You were driving drunk?
256
00:14:40,846 --> 00:14:42,175
No way, boss.
257
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:45,799
He passed the Breathalyzer.
It was the open can of Pabst.
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00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:49,850
But Saturday's St. Erasmus Academy,
that's a big game for a senior.
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00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:53,308
- Wanna put a hurt on some blue blazers?
- Anthony.
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00:14:53,609 --> 00:14:56,563
Coach is gonna sit him down because
of the Pabst, unless...
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00:14:56,737 --> 00:14:58,730
- Unless what?
- You know, you do your thing.
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00:14:58,906 --> 00:15:00,317
- My thing?
- Write him a note.
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00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,691
- Saying what?
- He's a good guy, Charlie.
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00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:05,869
- He does his business.
- I'm not Officer Krupke. I have a job.
265
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:09,538
Try to think back to the days before
you were secretary of state.
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00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:12,206
There are good guys and bad guys.
When good guys...
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00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:15,877
...stop letting you play with them,
bad guys have a recruiting field day.
268
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:18,337
When did you start talking
like Mickey Spillane?
269
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:22,050
- I don't know. Who's Officer Cupcake?
- Okay, you're seeing a musical.
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00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:25,507
Man, look at the size of him, Charlie.
He's not done growing either.
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00:15:25,683 --> 00:15:27,640
Who do you want him playing for?
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00:15:28,644 --> 00:15:30,020
What else has he got?
273
00:15:30,187 --> 00:15:31,563
- What else?
- Priors.
274
00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:34,603
Nothing, man. I swear.
275
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:36,776
He stole a goat.
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00:15:36,986 --> 00:15:38,314
- A goat?
- Yeah.
277
00:15:38,487 --> 00:15:40,445
Why did he...? No. I don't care.
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00:15:40,615 --> 00:15:43,319
- You got his Social Security number?
- Yeah.
279
00:15:46,370 --> 00:15:48,742
- Orlando, got practice this afternoon?
- Oh, yeah.
280
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:52,497
You're not going. It's Election Day.
You're gonna spend it with me.
281
00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:55,201
Yo, man, I've done wind sprints,
I'll take the swap.
282
00:15:55,379 --> 00:15:57,337
Follow me. This is the White House.
283
00:15:57,506 --> 00:15:58,882
Frederick Douglass came here.
284
00:15:59,050 --> 00:16:02,086
Mondays through Fridays we wear
coats and ties. You too, Mugsy.
285
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:04,633
Hey, Charlie, not for nothing,
but so you know...
286
00:16:04,805 --> 00:16:07,213
...some higher-end places
provide a jacket for you.
287
00:16:07,391 --> 00:16:10,309
Right. You're confusing the
White House with the Friars Club.
288
00:16:10,478 --> 00:16:13,229
The people I work with are serious,
so don't embarrass me.
289
00:16:13,397 --> 00:16:15,604
- You got it, boss.
- We're gonna have to wait...
290
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,435
...till the Secret Service...
291
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,685
Sorry, man, that wasn't cool.
292
00:16:20,863 --> 00:16:23,319
- How you doing?
- You all right?
293
00:16:24,075 --> 00:16:26,400
He should... You should play football.
294
00:16:27,328 --> 00:16:30,163
Hey, man, I'm trying, you know,
but I had an open Pabst...
295
00:16:30,331 --> 00:16:32,703
...and that's the way that goes.
- Yeah.
296
00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:34,494
Let's go.
297
00:16:44,178 --> 00:16:46,467
Rule number two:
Daily Senior Staff will...
298
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,510
...something the briefing memo.
I have the memo, I'm going.
299
00:16:49,725 --> 00:16:51,635
- Yeah. No.
- No?
300
00:16:51,852 --> 00:16:53,560
No, have you read rule number one?
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00:16:53,771 --> 00:16:56,096
The salient details...
302
00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:59,601
The meeting starts on time.
If you're not there, you don't go in.
303
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,903
- That's insanity.
- Well, I'm quite mad.
304
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:07,191
There has to be a natural fluidity to
these things. It's how we work best.
305
00:17:07,368 --> 00:17:09,444
You can't say that every
meeting has to...
306
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:10,990
I didn't.
307
00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:14,615
The e-mail, which is exactly this long,
in case as a boy you had...
308
00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:18,457
...a frightening experience with Balzac,
and that's why you didn't read it...
309
00:17:18,629 --> 00:17:22,081
...says,"This applies only to
the Daily Senior Staff meeting."
310
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:24,630
One meeting it's gonna be
important to be on time.
311
00:17:24,802 --> 00:17:27,554
Well, I think that's a random
cracking of the whip.
312
00:17:27,722 --> 00:17:30,260
According to the last
300 daily diaries...
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00:17:30,433 --> 00:17:33,469
...the president is typically 70
to 90 minutes over-scheduled...
314
00:17:33,644 --> 00:17:36,266
...by the end of the day.
The median time a day ends...
315
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,473
...the over-under is 10:20 p.m.
316
00:17:38,649 --> 00:17:41,852
As many days have ended after
that time as have ended before it.
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00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:45,977
The result being, the Commander in
Chief of the U.S. Armed Forces...
318
00:17:46,157 --> 00:17:48,564
...hasn't had a night's sleep
in four years.
319
00:17:48,743 --> 00:17:50,782
That's both bad and easy to fix.
320
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:52,579
Okay.
321
00:17:52,747 --> 00:17:55,748
Well, yes, that's hard
to argue against.
322
00:17:55,917 --> 00:17:57,708
I'll remember this talk next time.
323
00:17:57,919 --> 00:17:59,710
I have confidence that you will.
324
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,871
Okay. Well, I'm going
in now, all right?
325
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:05,748
Sweet of you to tell me a joke, Josh.
You're the funny one, I can tell.
326
00:18:05,927 --> 00:18:07,551
All right.
327
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:11,258
This is your little part of the store
and I respect that.
328
00:18:11,974 --> 00:18:14,548
See what I did there? Respect.
329
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,387
No one's bigger than the game.
330
00:18:16,604 --> 00:18:19,439
- You're an example for the kids.
- Yeah.
331
00:18:21,776 --> 00:18:23,852
- I'm going out for about 20 minutes.
- Where?
332
00:18:24,028 --> 00:18:27,362
There's a polling place nearby,
I'm gonna find someone to swap votes.
333
00:18:27,531 --> 00:18:31,150
A Ritchie supporter to vote for the
president to offset my absentee ballot.
334
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:33,865
- Really.
- It's Election Day, I'm doing this.
335
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,701
- It's gonna take 20 minutes?
- Yeah, I'll be right back.
336
00:18:36,874 --> 00:18:38,534
You bet. Toby.
337
00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:41,165
- He can't talk.
- Okay.
338
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,128
We're late for the first sonogram.
339
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:47,337
Big needle, 18 inches, right in
the stomach, Toby, don't look at it.
340
00:18:47,510 --> 00:18:50,001
- Yeah, that's amniocentesis.
- Hurts like heartbreak.
341
00:18:50,179 --> 00:18:52,504
- You've had the procedure?
- Not me personally.
342
00:18:52,682 --> 00:18:55,089
Toby, it's a good idea to slip
the nurse something.
343
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,759
Tell her you're hoping for
a smooth second trimester.
344
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,645
- You grease the nurse?
- He's kidding.
345
00:18:59,814 --> 00:19:02,103
Give me one second, would you?
I'll catch up.
346
00:19:02,316 --> 00:19:05,768
- Sports fans, this is getting exciting.
- Yes.
347
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:08,438
So, what do you think,
like, 50 bucks?
348
00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:11,070
I don't know, it's your first,
it's twins.
349
00:19:11,242 --> 00:19:13,365
I don't know, I think I'd give her 100.
350
00:19:13,536 --> 00:19:15,030
Yeah, okay.
351
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,909
In your life you have never been
on time to this meeting.
352
00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:22,748
I wasn't actually. I was just incredibly
late to the meeting right before it.
353
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,622
- Well, that's the trick then.
- Yeah.
354
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:27,169
Sam, Will Bailey's on the phone
if you want him.
355
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:29,210
That name sounds familiar.
356
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,378
He's a guy in California.
357
00:19:31,554 --> 00:19:32,965
He's on the phone...
358
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:35,013
...and I'm gonna talk to him now.
359
00:19:35,182 --> 00:19:36,641
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
360
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,090
- Everything all right?
- Yeah.
361
00:19:38,269 --> 00:19:40,641
California 47th. He was the guy running
Horton Wilde?
362
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,936
- Yeah.
- They're gonna lose by 20 points.
363
00:19:43,107 --> 00:19:45,183
Really? You're getting that
from the exits?
364
00:19:45,359 --> 00:19:46,688
- Yeah.
- Great.
365
00:19:46,861 --> 00:19:49,945
- Great?
- No. I mean, it's a tough beat...
366
00:19:50,114 --> 00:19:52,190
...what with dying and all.
- Yeah.
367
00:19:52,366 --> 00:19:55,782
- I'm gonna talk to him now, okay?
- Okay.
368
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,077
- Hey.
- I think we're still up.
369
00:20:02,251 --> 00:20:04,043
Josh says the exitshave you down 20.
370
00:20:04,212 --> 00:20:07,995
He means the tracking. The last one was
a week ago, then the DNC left town.
371
00:20:08,216 --> 00:20:11,170
- He said the exits.
- Hey, when I said"exits" before...
372
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,719
...I meant tracking.
373
00:20:12,887 --> 00:20:15,342
They did the last one a week ago,
then left town.
374
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:19,595
Yeah, they may have called
that putt a little early.
375
00:20:19,769 --> 00:20:23,434
Sam, it'd help if we could get added
to the president's afternoon satellite.
376
00:20:23,606 --> 00:20:25,764
- We could use some radio at drive time.
- Yeah.
377
00:20:25,942 --> 00:20:27,317
Will, no kidding...
378
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:31,441
...drive time's also when the plants get
out and the real Orange County votes...
379
00:20:31,614 --> 00:20:33,441
...that's when you turn
into a pumpkin.
380
00:20:33,616 --> 00:20:35,075
Don't get your hopes up.
381
00:20:35,284 --> 00:20:37,277
No, just a good showing.
Cover the spread.
382
00:20:37,495 --> 00:20:38,906
All right.
383
00:20:40,331 --> 00:20:41,991
- What'd he say?
- Don't get hopes up.
384
00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:43,495
- Are they?
- No.
385
00:20:43,668 --> 00:20:48,294
Everybody on the street.
But we're gonna make history.
386
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,799
Roll Call has the pregnancy.
387
00:20:58,975 --> 00:21:00,683
What?
388
00:21:00,851 --> 00:21:03,058
Roll Call has the pregnancy.
C.J. just told me.
389
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,518
- When?
- A little while ago.
390
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:12,527
- Why are you telling me now?
- I didn't wanna ruin the day for you.
391
00:21:12,697 --> 00:21:15,235
- Then why are you telling me now?
- I couldn't help it.
392
00:21:15,449 --> 00:21:19,233
- Roll Call has it from where?
- The Office of the Congressional.
393
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:21,239
Thanks.
394
00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:24,452
- What are you saying that to me for?
- No, I was...
395
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:26,665
I was saying it to them.
I was asking it.
396
00:21:26,878 --> 00:21:31,124
Out of curiosity, how long did you think
this was going to be covert?
397
00:21:31,299 --> 00:21:34,715
These are twins, Andy. You think
you're gonna go on Meet the Press...
398
00:21:34,886 --> 00:21:37,555
...and Russert won't notice
you're the size of a school?
399
00:21:37,763 --> 00:21:39,341
Why not just come out and say:
400
00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,722
"I'm expecting twins,
I couldn't be happier.
401
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:45,303
The father's my ex-husband, Toby
Ziegler, to whom I'll be remarried...
402
00:21:45,479 --> 00:21:47,022
...on a date to be decided upon.
403
00:21:47,189 --> 00:21:50,107
- I'm thinking Christmas."
- I'm not marrying you again.
404
00:21:52,028 --> 00:21:53,652
Then say the first part at least.
405
00:21:53,863 --> 00:21:57,730
I hadn't announced it because you don't
in the first 12 weeks because...
406
00:21:57,909 --> 00:22:00,863
...that's when most
of the things go wrong.
407
00:22:01,913 --> 00:22:04,748
These bodies of yours, I don't know
how you live with them.
408
00:22:04,916 --> 00:22:08,616
- They don't seem to mind.
- I like the outsides.
409
00:22:11,214 --> 00:22:13,372
Hello, Andrea. Toby.
410
00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:14,925
Hi.
411
00:22:15,343 --> 00:22:17,252
Honey, if you're gonna
get grossed out...
412
00:22:17,428 --> 00:22:19,884
...and faint, you should sit.
- She's kidding.
413
00:22:20,056 --> 00:22:23,010
- How've you been feeling?
- I feel great.
414
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:25,385
Feel like you're getting
enough calcium?
415
00:22:25,603 --> 00:22:27,892
- What does that feel like?
- I don't know either.
416
00:22:28,064 --> 00:22:31,148
It's just something we ask.
We don't even care about the answer.
417
00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:32,776
You should draft a release.
418
00:22:32,944 --> 00:22:36,063
Let that be my first act of fatherhood,
drafting your release.
419
00:22:36,239 --> 00:22:39,821
Go back to my roots as we all must go.
Now you're on offense, not defense.
420
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:42,151
I'm not gonna be
on offense or defense.
421
00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:43,988
The things we do in our lives...
422
00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:46,654
...many of them are not voluntary.
- You don't say.
423
00:22:46,874 --> 00:22:50,409
I think you've performed your first act
of fatherhood already.
424
00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:55,129
Yes, indeed. So let my second act be
throwing you a little press conference.
425
00:22:55,341 --> 00:22:58,959
Sounds fine. I, myself, can't make it,
but you have a nice time, honey.
426
00:22:59,136 --> 00:23:01,129
Do I need to tell you
the first rule of damage control?
427
00:23:01,305 --> 00:23:04,223
No, but the next time you refer
to this pregnancy as damage...
428
00:23:04,392 --> 00:23:07,179
Get the information out early,
get it out yourself...
429
00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:09,844
...do it on your own terms.
- That's three rules.
430
00:23:10,064 --> 00:23:13,148
Andy, look. I'm not kidding.
You gotta...
431
00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:17,486
- What was that?
- That was...
432
00:23:17,655 --> 00:23:20,609
- Did you hear that?
- Yeah, that was...
433
00:23:25,997 --> 00:23:29,116
Andy, you can see their...
434
00:23:29,292 --> 00:23:31,331
...heads.
435
00:23:34,672 --> 00:23:37,163
My kids have heads.
436
00:23:44,348 --> 00:23:48,263
My vote in Wisconsin is more valuable
than your vote in the District...
437
00:23:48,436 --> 00:23:50,761
...you're getting big value.
- How do you figure?
438
00:23:50,938 --> 00:23:53,560
The president's gonna win the District,
it's certain.
439
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:57,315
But Wisconsin's actually in play
and I voted for your guy.
440
00:23:57,486 --> 00:24:02,481
- How do I know that?
- I've shown you the ballot, look.
441
00:24:03,451 --> 00:24:06,617
- Well, that's a photocopy.
- Of course it's a photocopy.
442
00:24:06,787 --> 00:24:10,121
- The real one's in Wisconsin.
- Well, how do I know that?
443
00:24:10,291 --> 00:24:14,752
You don't. This is an honor thing.
It's about honor and democracy.
444
00:24:14,962 --> 00:24:17,453
I'm gonna go vote now,
so please stop talking to me.
445
00:24:17,632 --> 00:24:19,126
Fine.
446
00:24:19,634 --> 00:24:21,211
You think I'm trying to scam you?
447
00:24:21,385 --> 00:24:24,220
I've been here two and a half
hours trying to get one vote.
448
00:24:24,388 --> 00:24:26,428
You think this is how I make money?
449
00:24:27,558 --> 00:24:31,259
Hey, you know what? No problem
shouting in public, but I think...
450
00:24:31,437 --> 00:24:33,560
- Take off the Bartlet button?
- Yeah.
451
00:24:34,232 --> 00:24:36,983
Josh told me you were still here.
I was over at the place.
452
00:24:37,151 --> 00:24:38,729
Thanks.
453
00:24:39,445 --> 00:24:42,197
- You wanna get a muffin?
- Yeah, I'll walk you.
454
00:24:42,365 --> 00:24:44,322
So, what's going on?
455
00:24:44,492 --> 00:24:46,034
It's raining in Oregon.
456
00:24:46,202 --> 00:24:48,527
Yeah. Yeah, Josh was
talking about that before.
457
00:24:48,704 --> 00:24:51,076
Apparently all his other
problems are solved.
458
00:24:51,249 --> 00:24:53,870
If your guy's gonna win big,
you don't want it to rain.
459
00:24:54,043 --> 00:24:57,661
There's less motivation anyway
because of the blowout...
460
00:24:57,838 --> 00:25:01,172
...and you have no idea how fast
these things can become a race.
461
00:25:01,342 --> 00:25:04,462
- What do you need?
- A banana muffin, please.
462
00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:11,098
I did something last week.
463
00:25:11,769 --> 00:25:13,643
I went to see a guy named Will Bailey.
464
00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:16,767
He ran Horton Wilde's campaign
in Orange County...
465
00:25:16,941 --> 00:25:20,061
...and Wilde died
a couple of weeks ago...
466
00:25:20,611 --> 00:25:22,070
...his widow wanted to know...
467
00:25:22,238 --> 00:25:25,773
...what Democrat would stand in for
her husband, should he win. I said...
468
00:25:25,950 --> 00:25:27,989
- You're kidding.
- You have to understand.
469
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,236
This wasn't something that
cost me anything.
470
00:25:30,413 --> 00:25:32,619
They weren't gonna announce
unless Wilde won...
471
00:25:32,790 --> 00:25:35,495
...and that was never gonna
happen in Orange County.
472
00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:38,503
It's like the
Secretary of Agriculture saying:
473
00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:40,913
"Sure I'm ready to assume
the presidency...
474
00:25:41,090 --> 00:25:43,925
...should the 18 who come
before me die."
475
00:25:44,176 --> 00:25:46,216
- Why not?
- So why not?
476
00:25:47,179 --> 00:25:49,505
Because it's a two-point
race right now.
477
00:25:49,724 --> 00:25:53,721
- This is very exciting.
- No, it's not.
478
00:25:53,895 --> 00:25:57,228
The prospect of going back on my word
to a recent widow.
479
00:25:57,398 --> 00:25:59,023
So why go back on it?
480
00:25:59,191 --> 00:26:02,726
Because the alternative is taking
90 days off to go home...
481
00:26:02,904 --> 00:26:07,364
...Iose by 20 points to a Republican
committee chair I hate...
482
00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:10,238
...and never be able to run
for public office for real...
483
00:26:10,411 --> 00:26:12,902
...which is something I wouldn't
mind doing one day.
484
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,322
Once 5:00 and 6:00 roll around.
485
00:26:15,499 --> 00:26:17,457
That's exactly what I'm thinking.
486
00:26:17,627 --> 00:26:19,335
Except?
487
00:26:19,503 --> 00:26:21,829
- What?
- There's an El Nińo thing going on...
488
00:26:22,006 --> 00:26:23,999
...in Southern California today and...
- No.
489
00:26:24,175 --> 00:26:26,844
It's supposed to start raining
in a few hours.
490
00:26:27,428 --> 00:26:28,887
Okay.
491
00:26:30,139 --> 00:26:34,089
- Okay, I'm gonna go back to the office.
- Okay.
492
00:26:34,268 --> 00:26:37,186
- Why don't you give me the button.
- Yeah.
493
00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:42,642
You're cleared.
You can come upstairs.
494
00:26:42,818 --> 00:26:44,562
Thanks.
495
00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:48,610
There are chairs up there
that are over 200 years old.
496
00:26:48,783 --> 00:26:51,488
Before you sit in one I wanna see
written confirmation...
497
00:26:51,661 --> 00:26:55,077
...from the Army Corps of Engineers
that it can support your girth.
498
00:26:55,248 --> 00:26:58,414
You stole a goat?
I'm assuming this was a mascot?
499
00:26:58,584 --> 00:27:02,119
Yeah, that was sweet.
I was just the legman.
500
00:27:02,296 --> 00:27:03,707
Anthony's the brains.
501
00:27:03,881 --> 00:27:06,503
Yeah, it had that international
jewel thief feel to it.
502
00:27:06,676 --> 00:27:09,048
What do you think we're
doing the rest of the day?
503
00:27:09,220 --> 00:27:12,055
- You know, video games, hanging out.
- Really?
504
00:27:12,223 --> 00:27:16,268
I'm voting at 8:30, you guys will come
with me, watch me vote, then go home.
505
00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:19,436
Man, what good is...?
I mean, they're not gonna let me vote.
506
00:27:19,605 --> 00:27:21,764
It's like my face is pressed up
to the window.
507
00:27:21,941 --> 00:27:23,934
That's right, yet somehow,
I don't care.
508
00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:25,438
I'm old enough to vote.
509
00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:27,900
- You're 18?
- I'm 19.
510
00:27:28,072 --> 00:27:29,863
They came to school to sign
up people.
511
00:27:30,074 --> 00:27:32,945
- You're registered to vote?
- I think I might be, yeah.
512
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:34,743
- Where?
- He doesn't know where.
513
00:27:34,912 --> 00:27:37,617
- I don't know where.
- Well, let's find out.
514
00:27:41,544 --> 00:27:44,117
- Good afternoon, Mr. President.
- Good afternoon, sir.
515
00:27:44,297 --> 00:27:46,254
Hello. Hi.
516
00:27:46,424 --> 00:27:49,875
- What's going on?
- Line one now is a DSS line.
517
00:27:50,052 --> 00:27:53,256
It means Direct Station Select.
Pick it up, you get me.
518
00:27:53,431 --> 00:27:55,304
What was wrong with the old way?
519
00:27:55,474 --> 00:27:57,099
- You done?
- Yes, ma'am.
520
00:27:57,268 --> 00:27:58,892
Thanks a lot.
521
00:28:01,355 --> 00:28:03,727
- I'm sorry, sir.
- What was wrong with the old way?
522
00:28:03,941 --> 00:28:05,601
- Well, this is better.
- How?
523
00:28:05,776 --> 00:28:08,232
You don't care, sir, it just is.
524
00:28:09,906 --> 00:28:12,741
I hear you've got rules for meetings.
525
00:28:12,950 --> 00:28:15,488
Yes, some. Yes, I do, sir.
526
00:28:15,661 --> 00:28:19,825
You don't think that's apt to create
resentment among people here before...
527
00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:22,490
It's not like the thing wasn't working.
528
00:28:22,710 --> 00:28:25,462
Whatever you assume,
that wasn't a rube sitting out there.
529
00:28:25,671 --> 00:28:29,586
She ran the Oval Office for two years
and a State House before that.
530
00:28:29,759 --> 00:28:33,507
Yes, sir. At any rate,
line one gets you me.
531
00:28:33,888 --> 00:28:35,964
What if, instead of you,
I want a dial tone?
532
00:28:36,140 --> 00:28:38,465
That's line two,
but you're not gonna want one.
533
00:28:38,643 --> 00:28:40,635
- Why?
- I'm gonna place your outgoing calls.
534
00:28:40,811 --> 00:28:43,931
- You'll place a lot of them...
- No, sir, I need to place them all.
535
00:28:44,148 --> 00:28:45,690
I can make my own phone call...
536
00:28:45,858 --> 00:28:47,685
- Sir.
- I can make my own phone call.
537
00:28:47,902 --> 00:28:51,437
Yes, but soon you might not
necessarily remember that you did.
538
00:28:51,656 --> 00:28:54,443
When I call, there's a record.
That's how you'll know.
539
00:28:54,659 --> 00:28:57,197
And then you won't
be worried about it.
540
00:28:57,828 --> 00:29:00,580
That's good. That's a good idea.
541
00:29:01,165 --> 00:29:03,371
- Is there anything else?
- No.
542
00:29:03,543 --> 00:29:05,749
Thank you, Mr. President.
543
00:29:08,965 --> 00:29:10,507
You and I haven't met.
544
00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:13,886
In my life, I never would've
thought she was a rube.
545
00:29:14,637 --> 00:29:16,096
I'm sorry about that.
546
00:29:18,474 --> 00:29:21,179
Debbie, I have to ask you:
547
00:29:21,394 --> 00:29:25,178
Are we talking about...?
Did you bring it up because you...?
548
00:29:25,356 --> 00:29:29,685
- Is there something today you noticed?
- No, sir. Do you feel all right? Should I...?
549
00:29:29,902 --> 00:29:32,274
No, please. I was talking
about something else.
550
00:29:32,446 --> 00:29:33,822
Line one is you?
551
00:29:34,031 --> 00:29:35,905
- Yes, sir.
- Thanks.
552
00:29:52,925 --> 00:29:54,503
Will, you have Sheryl Cryman...
553
00:29:54,677 --> 00:29:57,963
...that's the County Clerk's legal
counsel, it's blinking.
554
00:29:59,849 --> 00:30:02,304
Sheryl, it's Will Bailey, how you doing?
555
00:30:02,476 --> 00:30:04,136
Fine, thank you.
556
00:30:04,312 --> 00:30:08,559
There are scattered power outages in
the Casa Verde precinct in Santa Ana.
557
00:30:08,733 --> 00:30:13,276
Streetlights are going off in the only
legitimately Democratic precinct I've got.
558
00:30:13,446 --> 00:30:16,447
So if I lose by 100 because people
couldn't cross the street...
559
00:30:16,616 --> 00:30:19,616
...who in your office would I talk to
about election tampering?
560
00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:22,573
Thanks a lot, Sheryl.
I appreciate it.
561
00:30:22,747 --> 00:30:25,664
Pull sound trucks from Laguna Hills,
not enough foot traffic.
562
00:30:25,833 --> 00:30:27,162
- Put them in Anaheim.
- Will.
563
00:30:27,335 --> 00:30:29,161
- When the hell's it gonna rain?
- Willy.
564
00:30:29,337 --> 00:30:30,997
Don't call me that.
565
00:30:31,505 --> 00:30:34,756
The die's been cast, big brother,
you're making everyone crazy.
566
00:30:34,967 --> 00:30:38,134
There's a moment after you cast the die,
before it hits the table.
567
00:30:38,304 --> 00:30:43,345
Breathe wrong, you'll change the way
it lands. Can I get a new weather report?
568
00:30:48,439 --> 00:30:51,393
There's value here, there's value,
gotta appreciate the value.
569
00:30:51,567 --> 00:30:54,141
- A Ritchie vote in Wisconsin.
- Let me ask you this.
570
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,985
Bartlet's supposed to be smart, right?
He's smart, we're dumb, he knows best.
571
00:30:58,199 --> 00:31:01,698
So what does it say when his people
don't know how to fill out a ballot?
572
00:31:01,911 --> 00:31:03,619
Maybe he's a little out of touch.
573
00:31:03,829 --> 00:31:05,205
Is that what it says?
574
00:31:05,414 --> 00:31:08,534
Maybe even with the president's
supporters accidentally voting...
575
00:31:08,709 --> 00:31:11,913
...for the wrong candidate you're still
gonna get creamed, fascist!
576
00:31:12,088 --> 00:31:13,879
- This is an honor thing!
- Excuse me.
577
00:31:14,048 --> 00:31:15,875
Yes. Hi.
578
00:31:16,050 --> 00:31:18,126
- Did somebody steal your purse?
- Me? No.
579
00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:20,467
- Okay.
- I'm on a mission.
580
00:31:20,638 --> 00:31:24,303
I said I'd be 20 minutes. It's been six
hours and it's starting to get cold.
581
00:31:24,475 --> 00:31:26,135
Okay. You were shouting at no one.
582
00:31:26,769 --> 00:31:29,723
- Little guy. Bow tie.
- Long as you're okay.
583
00:31:29,897 --> 00:31:32,305
Wait. Hang on.
584
00:31:32,984 --> 00:31:36,684
Do you mind if I ask you
who you're voting for?
585
00:31:36,862 --> 00:31:39,650
- I guess I do, yeah.
- That's fair, that's perfectly fair.
586
00:31:39,865 --> 00:31:43,365
Let me ask you this instead: Are you
voting for Ritchie or the president?
587
00:31:43,536 --> 00:31:47,201
- I'm gonna go inside now, okay?
- Lieutenant, I'm not a crazy person...
588
00:31:47,373 --> 00:31:50,409
...I'm not asking you for the
bomb sequence on the USS Essex.
589
00:31:50,585 --> 00:31:54,914
- Be a man, tell me who you're voting for.
- Ritchie, and you demoted me a rank.
590
00:31:55,715 --> 00:31:58,122
I'm so sorry.
591
00:31:58,301 --> 00:32:01,302
I'm seeing your shoulders now,
Lieutenant Commander.
592
00:32:01,470 --> 00:32:03,178
Reese.
593
00:32:03,556 --> 00:32:05,513
Reese is a nice name. Reese what?
594
00:32:05,683 --> 00:32:07,841
Lieutenant Commander Reese.
Jack Reese.
595
00:32:08,019 --> 00:32:09,394
Can I talk to you?
596
00:32:09,604 --> 00:32:14,479
You know, this is the first election I
haven't had to vote by absentee ballot.
597
00:32:14,650 --> 00:32:16,310
I really wanted to pull the lever.
598
00:32:16,485 --> 00:32:19,190
Absentee ballot, I know how you feel.
I'm from Wisconsin.
599
00:32:19,363 --> 00:32:22,281
It's my home, but here I am in
Washington on Election Day.
600
00:32:22,450 --> 00:32:25,404
I'm usually on a Los Angeles-class
sub in the South China Sea.
601
00:32:25,578 --> 00:32:28,330
Don't trump me. It's not a battle.
We're in this together.
602
00:32:28,497 --> 00:32:30,324
No, we're not.
603
00:32:31,375 --> 00:32:33,415
I voted absentee in Wisconsin.
604
00:32:33,586 --> 00:32:36,207
I voted for Ritchie.
I meant to vote for the president.
605
00:32:36,380 --> 00:32:40,330
Now I think you should go in there and
vote the other way to make it a wash.
606
00:32:43,846 --> 00:32:46,053
- Yeah, okay.
- Look...
607
00:32:47,725 --> 00:32:49,219
Really?
608
00:32:49,393 --> 00:32:51,137
Yeah, that sounds about right.
609
00:32:54,732 --> 00:32:56,974
- I'm Donna.
- Jack.
610
00:32:57,193 --> 00:33:00,110
- Commander.
- Jack's fine.
611
00:33:00,696 --> 00:33:02,440
So...
612
00:33:02,615 --> 00:33:04,524
...why aren't you on a sub right now?
613
00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:06,989
I haven't been for a little while.
614
00:33:07,161 --> 00:33:10,245
- What's your billet?
- It used to be Regional Director for...
615
00:33:10,414 --> 00:33:13,866
...the office of Joint Chiefs of
Southeast Asia, but I got transferred.
616
00:33:14,043 --> 00:33:17,661
Nancy McNally's office.
She's the National Security Advisor.
617
00:33:17,838 --> 00:33:20,626
- You're working at the White House?
- Yeah.
618
00:33:20,841 --> 00:33:22,217
Listen...
619
00:33:22,385 --> 00:33:25,302
...I gotta go vote, okay?
- Yeah, sure.
620
00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:28,757
Listen, I've got a photocopy
of my absentee ballot...
621
00:33:28,933 --> 00:33:31,091
...if you wanna verify that I...
- No, no.
622
00:33:31,269 --> 00:33:33,261
It's an honor thing, right?
623
00:33:35,064 --> 00:33:36,392
Yeah.
624
00:33:36,816 --> 00:33:38,191
Okay.
625
00:33:57,044 --> 00:33:59,084
Now there are late exits
showing even...
626
00:33:59,255 --> 00:34:02,624
...with white male suburbans in
New York, Chicago and Philadelphia.
627
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:07,213
There's huge labor turnout, we're only
losing Florida by seven. Seven.
628
00:34:07,388 --> 00:34:09,879
Toby, I think it's gonna be
bigger than we thought.
629
00:34:11,058 --> 00:34:13,514
I stare at this and I stare at this...
630
00:34:13,686 --> 00:34:16,889
...and I don't know which is
the boy and which is the girl.
631
00:34:17,940 --> 00:34:20,431
I suppose that problem will
take care of itself.
632
00:34:20,651 --> 00:34:23,189
You know, if you, if you stare
at them for a while...
633
00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:26,897
...well, it's pretty gross, but still...
- I'm concerned you've turned...
634
00:34:27,074 --> 00:34:29,909
...completely into another person...
- Hey.
635
00:34:30,077 --> 00:34:34,289
I see one victory balloon before
this thing is called and...
636
00:34:34,457 --> 00:34:36,414
Yeah, you better run.
637
00:34:39,045 --> 00:34:40,420
Nothing.
638
00:34:44,926 --> 00:34:47,049
- You read the stuff?
- Yeah.
639
00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:49,129
- It wasn't long.
- Yeah.
640
00:34:49,305 --> 00:34:52,425
I was impartial, right?
I gave you the best and worst of each.
641
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,842
Hey, Mr. Young...
642
00:34:55,019 --> 00:34:59,266
...I'm not being disrespectful or nothing,
but I'm just trying to concentrate.
643
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,192
Listen, this is easy.
You can do it no problem...
644
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:05,729
...but if you need to,
you can ask for help, you're allowed.
645
00:35:05,905 --> 00:35:07,779
Okay.
646
00:35:07,949 --> 00:35:11,364
Hey, listen, why does a guy who's
heading off to the Big Ten...
647
00:35:11,535 --> 00:35:14,371
...care about playing
St. Erasmus Academy on Saturday?
648
00:35:14,538 --> 00:35:16,864
You're gonna be playing
Michigan and Penn State.
649
00:35:17,041 --> 00:35:18,369
I don't know.
650
00:35:18,543 --> 00:35:20,915
It's what I do on Saturdays.
651
00:35:21,629 --> 00:35:25,674
Hey, you know what? I know I'm not
the sharpest tool in the box or nothing...
652
00:35:25,841 --> 00:35:29,092
...but try rushing the quarterback,
you know what I'm saying?
653
00:35:29,262 --> 00:35:33,674
You're not gonna get there,
you're not gonna touch him.
654
00:35:33,849 --> 00:35:35,723
You're up.
655
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,688
He's a good guy, you know.
He does his business.
656
00:35:44,860 --> 00:35:47,268
He just doesn't like
looking like a fool.
657
00:35:48,781 --> 00:35:52,316
- How long did you hang onto the goat?
- Three days.
658
00:35:52,493 --> 00:35:54,984
- Three days.
- Yeah.
659
00:35:56,581 --> 00:35:58,372
What'd you feed him?
660
00:35:58,916 --> 00:36:01,075
- Cheetos.
- Okay.
661
00:36:03,504 --> 00:36:04,998
Hey.
662
00:36:05,172 --> 00:36:07,212
Hey, Anthony, I voted.
663
00:36:07,383 --> 00:36:09,257
All right.
664
00:36:10,428 --> 00:36:13,429
- I'm going again.
- No, no, no, no, no.
665
00:36:13,598 --> 00:36:16,764
- Will!
- Come on.
666
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,810
Come inside and have
something to eat with us.
667
00:36:20,980 --> 00:36:22,474
Come on.
668
00:36:23,608 --> 00:36:26,858
- Will.
- Now!
669
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:32,031
Jesus.
670
00:36:33,826 --> 00:36:36,744
Wow. What else can you do?
671
00:36:36,954 --> 00:36:39,445
I didn't know I could do that!
672
00:36:44,879 --> 00:36:46,338
- It's on. You can see it.
- Hey.
673
00:36:46,505 --> 00:36:48,498
I'm not spitting, I'm not turning around.
674
00:36:48,674 --> 00:36:50,631
Union households are
beating non-union.
675
00:36:50,801 --> 00:36:52,759
- C.J. Can you pick up three?
- Yeah.
676
00:36:53,429 --> 00:36:56,050
This is C.J. Thanks.
677
00:36:56,224 --> 00:36:58,133
- What was that?
- You'll see in a minute.
678
00:36:58,309 --> 00:37:00,467
Nine o'clock.
679
00:37:10,279 --> 00:37:11,608
Good evening, Mr. President.
680
00:37:11,781 --> 00:37:14,354
I feel like I should be self-deprecating.
681
00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:17,203
I mean, it's not inauguration,
I can be funny, right?
682
00:37:17,370 --> 00:37:22,956
I don't think so. It's the wrong note.
If I'm thanking campaign staff, maybe.
683
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:27,126
- What are you doing?
- We've got some news.
684
00:37:30,466 --> 00:37:32,044
What?
685
00:37:35,179 --> 00:37:37,386
What?
686
00:37:38,057 --> 00:37:40,465
You're gonna win New Hampshire.
687
00:38:01,038 --> 00:38:06,115
With seventy of the precincts reporting, CBS is ready to declare Delaware...
688
00:38:06,294 --> 00:38:09,413
... with its three electoral votesfor President Bartlet.
689
00:38:09,589 --> 00:38:13,123
Closing an hour ago, NBC is puttingMaryland in the President's column.
690
00:38:13,301 --> 00:38:15,589
With 22 percent of the votetallied in Maine...
691
00:38:15,761 --> 00:38:17,553
Polls are closed in West Virginia...
692
00:38:17,722 --> 00:38:20,343
The polls closing in Massachusettsand Pennsylvania...
693
00:38:44,373 --> 00:38:49,534
Halfway around the world in Bosnia,
in Chechnya, in Rwanda...
694
00:38:49,712 --> 00:38:53,046
...they dream of the promise
we fulfilled today.
695
00:38:53,216 --> 00:38:57,676
Of a future we choose,
for ourselves, together.
696
00:38:57,887 --> 00:39:00,010
Sam, what's going on?
697
00:39:00,181 --> 00:39:02,090
They're not calling it.
698
00:39:02,516 --> 00:39:06,300
With 8 percent of the precinctsreporting, remains too close to call.
699
00:39:06,479 --> 00:39:08,970
My goodness, if you livedto be 100, did you think...
700
00:39:09,148 --> 00:39:11,722
...you'd ever see anything like this?
- I did not.
701
00:39:11,901 --> 00:39:17,144
Four years ago, we were joined by
our highest ideals, by our best hopes...
702
00:39:17,365 --> 00:39:20,152
...and tonight we're joined
by that same commitment.
703
00:39:20,368 --> 00:39:24,697
To open new doors of
opportunity and justice.
704
00:39:32,505 --> 00:39:38,377
To ensure that the promise of this
country is the birthright of all the people.
705
00:39:41,639 --> 00:39:43,845
We've achieved so much together...
706
00:39:44,308 --> 00:39:49,932
...always believing, always knowing that
America could be made new again.
707
00:39:50,147 --> 00:39:53,682
And so it was, and so it will be again.
708
00:39:53,985 --> 00:39:55,562
God bless you all.
709
00:39:55,736 --> 00:39:59,781
God bless the United States
of America.
710
00:40:22,263 --> 00:40:25,596
We're gonna skip the parties for a while
and head back to the office.
711
00:40:25,766 --> 00:40:29,385
There are nine House races too close
to call. Tell him about California.
712
00:40:29,562 --> 00:40:33,429
- In the California 47th...
- In the 47th... You don't tell it well.
713
00:40:33,608 --> 00:40:38,186
In the 47th, Horton Wilde,
who's dead, is losing by 88 votes.
714
00:40:38,362 --> 00:40:39,904
- It was a perfect storm.
- It was.
715
00:40:40,072 --> 00:40:42,990
Low Republican turnout because
the president won the Midwest.
716
00:40:43,159 --> 00:40:45,732
Low supporter turnout because
Webb had no opponent...
717
00:40:45,953 --> 00:40:50,117
...and the DNC gave up on it
a week ago, so the RNC left town...
718
00:40:50,291 --> 00:40:53,541
...and they never saw the exits
your guy, Will Bailey, was seeing.
719
00:40:53,711 --> 00:40:56,582
Plus there was an actual storm.
I tell it fine.
720
00:40:56,756 --> 00:40:59,710
We're gonna be up all night
with these. It's gonna be fun.
721
00:40:59,926 --> 00:41:02,251
We should go.
722
00:41:38,464 --> 00:41:41,335
- That was wonderful.
- That was fun.
723
00:41:41,509 --> 00:41:43,548
- How are you feeling?
- I feel great.
724
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:45,759
- You want a glass of water?
- No, I'm fine.
725
00:41:45,930 --> 00:41:47,258
You seem a little dry.
726
00:41:47,431 --> 00:41:49,554
- Sure you don't want a glass of water?
- Yeah.
727
00:41:49,725 --> 00:41:52,477
Maybe I should get you a glass
of water just in case...
728
00:41:52,687 --> 00:41:54,560
...you can hold it in your hand.
729
00:42:00,570 --> 00:42:02,562
How'd you know?
730
00:42:03,322 --> 00:42:05,992
You were off the prompter.
731
00:42:06,534 --> 00:42:08,906
Just for a minute at the end.
I couldn't see it.
732
00:42:09,078 --> 00:42:11,236
It's all right.
733
00:42:14,625 --> 00:42:17,163
There are gonna be
more days like this.
734
00:42:17,336 --> 00:42:19,412
It starts now.
735
00:42:19,589 --> 00:42:22,127
It's gonna be harder this time.
736
00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:24,541
Yeah, I know.
737
00:42:25,303 --> 00:42:28,339
We can still have tonight,
though, right?
738
00:42:30,933 --> 00:42:33,851
You got lots of nights.
739
00:42:34,061 --> 00:42:37,929
Smart people who love you
are gonna have your back.
740
00:42:40,943 --> 00:42:42,770
All right.
741
00:42:43,988 --> 00:42:47,820
Excuse me. You wanna take
another curtain call?
742
00:42:48,534 --> 00:42:50,361
Sure.62381
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