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Hi, honey.
How was school?
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Mom, you know how we have to
give all our mobile devices
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to the teacher before
a test so we can't cheat?
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Mm-hmm.
Turns out,
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Wilbur has been
sneaking an iTouch
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under that affected
hipster hat he wears
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so Mr. Litchfield took away
his hat, and Wilbur went
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totally aggro...
he was like,
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"don't touch the
bleeping hat!"
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It was exhilarating.
How was your day?
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Ooh, bleeping exhausting.
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This baby is sucking up
all my energy.
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I know what will wake you up.
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A dance party.
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No, Shania, the baby's
sleeping right now
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so mommy has to stay real still.
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(Dance music blares) Come on!
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Let's dance.
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Hey, okay.
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Wiggle.
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Woo-hoo!
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Push the cart.
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(Panting) You know what, honey?
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Um, baby, you've hardly touched
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your video games lately.
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Why don't you kill some zombies
or open a bakery or something?
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Okay, cool.
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How much screen time
can I have?
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Let me just close my eyes
and have a think about that.
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(Video game buzzing and zapping)
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Oh, gosh.
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Ah, yeah.
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(Doll squeaking)
Seven, eight, nine, 30.
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Okay, so you can see
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that doing cpr on a
baby is no different
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than doing cpr on an adult.
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Except you can't pound on the
baby's chest and scream,
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"breathe, damn it!"
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(Laughs)
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Or you'll probably crush
most of its ribs
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and its vertebrae.
Or you could puncture
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the pericardium.
Look at you, very good.
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Exactly right, David.
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Okay, it's your turn.
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Okay. Now, we're just
gonna dive right in
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to a life and death scenario.
Great.
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Your baby just swallowed a button.
Oh, no.
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It's airway is blocked.
Okay.
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What's the first thing
you do... go!
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Uh, make sure you have
a replacement button.
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Bryan, come on.
(Phone chimes)
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Oh.
Ooh.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I just have
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a quick Twitter emergency.
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Now? It's life or death.
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Honey, this is life or death.
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I'm in the middle of a horrible
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PR crisis at work.
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What happened?
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I spoke very loudly
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at one of the actresses
on sing!
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Because she showed up late
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to rehearsal
and reeked of John Mayer.
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Okay. And then, she tweets
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about it, and now all
of Twitter is saying
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that I'm mean, and my face
is doughy and bloodless.
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Which actress was it? Was
it the bohemian one? Okay...
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No, that's a different one.
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Ooh, she seems like a real pain
in the ass, that one.
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She is a pain in the...
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I could tell you stories
that would curl your hair.
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Guys, baby.
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Yeah.
Oh.
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Just let me finish this
real quick for work.
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That's what you said last night,
when I caught you on dlisted
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reading about how Brazil
needs One Direction.
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(Gasps):
They do.
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This is my work, honey.
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(Phone chimes)
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Is that me or you?
That's not me.
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Oh, it's me. Jennifer love
Hewitt Google alert.
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Ooh. She's getting takeout
in Brentwood. Yeah.
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Chinese?
No. Indian.
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Huh? What's the
story behind that?
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Guys, come on.
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Sorry. Yes.
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Okay.
(Phone chimes)
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Ooh. Oh!
Oh. Ooh, it's a ratings update.
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What did they say? Yeah, it's the live plus threes.
That's the DVR numbers.
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That's really the only thing that matters now.
That's what I heard.
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Is the live plus threes. You
know what else matters now?
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Oh, yes.
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Yeah, okay.
Yuh-huh. And how.
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Aah, what do I do?!
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Both:
Open the airway.
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(Phone chimes) Ooh.
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Oh. (Laughs)
Okay.
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(Laughter)
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It's so pavlovian, isn't it?
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As soon as you hear a ding,
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you just reach for your phone.
Right?
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It's like our brain is now
trained to do it that way.
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Whenever I hear
a ding or a ring,
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I'm like a dog in a car.
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(Laughter)
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It's like the ding is the new ring.
Hey...
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I'm gonna tweet that.
I'm gonna retweet it.
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I'm gonna take a picture
of you retweeting,
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and then we're gonna instagram it.
Oh.
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Nice. (Beeping)
Well, that's not me.
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Oh, it's not me.
That actually could be me.
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No, it's not...
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Oh.
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(Beeping)
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Oh.
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Sometimes you can save 'em,
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and sometimes you can't.
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So what happened with
that bohemian girl?
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Does she smell as
bad as she looks?
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Well, every time she walks
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out of her damn trailer,
it's like Woodstock
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just waft...
It's like a burning...
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Carla:
I can smell her from my couch.
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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Right this way.
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Thanks.
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(Glasses clink)
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I bet this is a first for you.
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Having lunch
with a black person.
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I will have you know
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that I once had brunch
with Mr. Nipsey Russell.
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I won a contest.
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You know, the first
11 times I met you,
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I felt like choking you out.
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But now I see, you
just speak your mind.
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We're not so different, Jane.
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Please. Call me Mrs. forrest.
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And don't get too
carried away with yourself.
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We had drinks on Halloween.
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Doesn't mean we're gonna start
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swapping underpants
anytime soon.
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Well, good, because
I'm not wearing any.
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I'm just saying,
we're both smart women
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with strong opinions
and life goals.
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Oh, yeah?
What are your life goals?
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Well, being Bryan's assistant
is just a stepping stone for me.
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Pretty soon, I'll
produce my own TV shows,
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I'll own a ranch
in Santa Barbara
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and have my own assistant.
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You interested?
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Thanks, no. I have my own plans.
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You see, since
I'm going to be here
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until Goldie delivers the baby,
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I thought I'd get my California
real estate license.
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I start classes
at the learning annex next week.
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The annex?
Yeah.
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Get with the times, woman.
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Take those classes
online right now.
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The Internet is for porn mongers
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and people too rude to write
a proper thank-you note.
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Anyway, I am a people person.
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I did fine in Ohio
with just a flyer
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and an ad in the yellow pages.
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Well, you know,
in today's world,
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if you don't exist online,
you don't exist.
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Now, at some point, you'll need
to figure out your brand...
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what you do, why
you do it better
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and how to turn that into
a customized fragrance.
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In the meantime, we can get
you set up with an e-mail,
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a web site and a
Twitter account.
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How long will all that take?
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Here's your Twitter account.
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But that didn't take
but two seconds of work.
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Your people must love
this Internet.
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Look, when you want to say
something to the world,
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you type it right
here on Twitter.
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Now, you're gonna need
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to think before you...
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Oh, my God. It's like giving
a monkey a loaded gun.
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Bryan, can you grab
the salad dressing?
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It's in the other bag.
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(Video game chirping)
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Bryan?
Yes. What?
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Dressing.
Yes.
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Shania, come to the table,
please.
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(Humming) Hey, David,
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I'm IM-ing with my
friend, and her father's
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complaining of an inflammation
in his right thigh.
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I went on webmd, and I
think it might be phlebitis,
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but what do you think?
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Warning: May be graphic.
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Oh, my God, that's phlebitis.
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Who is your friend?
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Ngabile. She lives
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in... Zambia.
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Zambia. Oh,
I should tweet that.
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Yeah. Sing! Should do
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a cover of
Toto's "Africa."
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"Love or hate?
Vote, and you decide."
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Look, this is a great PR tool.
Watch how this will work.
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Shania, put that away, please.
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Mom, I'm trying to
save a man's life.
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You know, I read online
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that the whole
eating-for-two thing is a myth,
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but I don't care.
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I'm gonna eat enough
for triplets. (Laughs)
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Guys?
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Guys?
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Guys! No. Bryan. He's
constantly on that thing.
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David, you are on your phone
almost as much as I'm on mine.
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I am a doctor.
I have patients who need me.
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Yeah, you are trying to buy
a golf putter on eBay.
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Hey! I bring life
into the world.
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Well, I inform and
entertain millions.
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Who wouldn't be here if I didn't
bring them into the world.
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Well... Oh! Oh, my
God, I won the putter.
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You can click "buy it now," but
you're just overpaying. Suckahs!
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Shania: Ngabile's dad needs
an anticoagulant.
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I should look up the
contra-indications.
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Mm-hmm. All right, enough!
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This is crazy!
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I'd get more face time
with you guys
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if we were actually
on facetime.
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Goldie's right.
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We can't be like this
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when the baby gets here.
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I know. This is just terrible.
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We need to try to be present
for our child.
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I think we need to wean
ourselves off of technology now.
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Well, I read online
that Rita Wilson
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and her family do this thing
on Saturdays
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where they go
completely tech-free.
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Why don't we do that?
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Yeah, we could just do one day
totally tech-free.
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Shania, give me your iPad.
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No, wait! You're being
incredibly impetuous,
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which is a word I learned
from word of the day
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on dictionary. Com.
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You can't take it away!
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How will I grow? How
will I learn new things?
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Shh, shh. No more discussion.
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This will be good for us.
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Are you in?
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I'm in,
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but Bryan can't go unplugged
even for a minute.
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A minute?
Of course, I can.
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Just let me set the timer
on my iPhone.
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(Beeps)
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Why are you all looking at me?
She's the junkie.
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Oh good.
I have more questions for you
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about the computer.
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Hold on. I'm sexting
with my boyfriend.
253
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You want
254
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to kiss my "inbred" thighs?
255
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Darnell! Oh.
256
00:07:49,429 --> 00:07:52,298
Autocorrect. He meant, I want
to kiss your inner thighs.
257
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"I love you, too, Darnell,
258
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you dirty dog."
259
00:07:55,869 --> 00:07:58,054
My God, is nothing
sacred anymore?!
260
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Don't you realize
261
00:07:59,806 --> 00:08:02,842
that sexual congress is the last
intimacy two people can share,
262
00:08:02,876 --> 00:08:04,310
and now with this device,
263
00:08:04,344 --> 00:08:06,846
that's gonna go the way
of the elevator operator.
264
00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:09,381
Honey, virtual sex is better
than real sex.
265
00:08:09,399 --> 00:08:10,399
When we're done,
266
00:08:10,434 --> 00:08:12,401
I don't have to cuddle my man.
267
00:08:12,436 --> 00:08:15,871
I can just order me a pair
of new slippers online.
268
00:08:15,906 --> 00:08:18,357
Now what's your computer
question, Mrs. Garrett?
269
00:08:18,391 --> 00:08:21,994
What?! You have 422 followers?!
270
00:08:22,029 --> 00:08:23,162
Is that a lot?
How?
271
00:08:23,196 --> 00:08:24,447
Yesterday, you didn't know
the difference
272
00:08:24,498 --> 00:08:26,165
between a hashtag
or a skin tag.
273
00:08:26,199 --> 00:08:28,034
There is nothing
to this Twitter.
274
00:08:28,068 --> 00:08:29,869
See, look, I log in
275
00:08:29,903 --> 00:08:32,371
as @nanaurbusiness...
that's my handle.
276
00:08:32,405 --> 00:08:33,756
Mm-hmm.
277
00:08:33,790 --> 00:08:35,207
I say what I always say,
278
00:08:35,241 --> 00:08:38,177
and these screen-worshiping
chair potatoes think I'm edgy.
279
00:08:38,211 --> 00:08:40,129
Rocky:
"If you follow Rachel Maddow,
280
00:08:40,163 --> 00:08:41,914
punch yourself
in your hairy crotch."
281
00:08:41,932 --> 00:08:44,100
Mm-hmm. Oh, my God, you
cannot say all that!
282
00:08:44,134 --> 00:08:45,351
I can, and I did.
283
00:08:45,385 --> 00:08:46,886
Okay, well,
tweet whatever you want,
284
00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:48,387
but don't say
I didn't warn you.
285
00:08:48,421 --> 00:08:50,306
I know exactly what I'm doing.
286
00:08:50,357 --> 00:08:52,058
At nanaurbusiness
is gonna make me
287
00:08:52,092 --> 00:08:54,193
the biggest real estate
agent in this town.
288
00:08:54,227 --> 00:08:56,762
The more I tell it like it is,
the more followers I get.
289
00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:58,481
Hmm. Now show me how to
add photos and videos.
290
00:08:58,532 --> 00:09:01,784
Okay, I'm probably going to burn
for this, but you download
291
00:09:01,818 --> 00:09:03,435
your photos and videos
to your desktop,
292
00:09:03,453 --> 00:09:06,271
attach it to you Twitter,
hit "send,"
293
00:09:06,289 --> 00:09:09,775
and share it
with your 422 twisted followers.
294
00:09:09,793 --> 00:09:11,460
Whatever. Just show me
an example.
295
00:09:11,495 --> 00:09:14,380
Okay. I have some hilarious
auto-tune news.
296
00:09:14,414 --> 00:09:16,432
A dog that can't stop sneezing.
297
00:09:16,466 --> 00:09:17,282
Oh.
(Phone buzzing)
298
00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:18,968
Hold on.
299
00:09:19,002 --> 00:09:21,253
Darnell is squatting
over the camera.
300
00:09:21,287 --> 00:09:22,254
I need a moment.
301
00:09:23,256 --> 00:09:25,975
You need a pastor.
302
00:09:26,009 --> 00:09:28,477
"For your eyes only."
303
00:09:28,512 --> 00:09:31,296
Oh. This looks interesting.
304
00:09:31,314 --> 00:09:33,849
(Playing gentle melody)
305
00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:36,969
From a club that smells
like desperation
306
00:09:36,987 --> 00:09:41,774
to our wedding day,
I just want to say
307
00:09:41,808 --> 00:09:45,778
let's push a stroller,
just me and you
308
00:09:45,812 --> 00:09:49,949
you're my Dr. Davey,
and I'm your dude
309
00:09:49,983 --> 00:09:54,253
we'll ourselves a family,
our own little brood...
310
00:09:54,287 --> 00:09:57,289
ah, ah, ah, ah...
311
00:09:57,323 --> 00:10:01,127
all we need's a test tube
and a hand full of lube...
312
00:10:01,161 --> 00:10:02,845
Oh, my God.
313
00:10:02,879 --> 00:10:05,431
This is the gayest thing ever.
314
00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:11,187
"The gayest video ever."
315
00:10:11,221 --> 00:10:13,305
Attach, okay, send.
316
00:10:15,025 --> 00:10:18,511
Bret Easton Ellis
is following me?
317
00:10:18,545 --> 00:10:20,229
Blocked.
318
00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:21,864
David:
This was a good idea.
319
00:10:21,898 --> 00:10:23,532
Making dinner as a family,
320
00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:24,984
no interruptions
from our phones.
321
00:10:25,018 --> 00:10:26,402
It's kind of liberating.
322
00:10:26,453 --> 00:10:28,353
Yeah, I wish I could
instagram a picture
323
00:10:28,371 --> 00:10:29,905
of my relaxed face right now.
324
00:10:29,956 --> 00:10:31,523
Goldie:
Oh, baby,
325
00:10:31,541 --> 00:10:32,858
what are you wearing?
326
00:10:32,876 --> 00:10:34,043
It's my pilgrim costume
327
00:10:34,077 --> 00:10:35,327
for my school's
Thanksgiving play.
328
00:10:35,361 --> 00:10:36,579
You are so Kelly McGillis
329
00:10:36,630 --> 00:10:37,913
in witness right now.
330
00:10:37,964 --> 00:10:39,331
Or Helena Bonham-Carter
in anything.
331
00:10:39,365 --> 00:10:41,550
Don't you think you're taking
this a little too far, sweetie?
332
00:10:41,585 --> 00:10:43,135
No. You said you wanted
to give up technology.
333
00:10:43,170 --> 00:10:45,337
And if you're truly
serious about that,
334
00:10:45,371 --> 00:10:47,339
if you really want to connect
with your child,
335
00:10:47,373 --> 00:10:49,341
then it shouldn't just include
phones and tablets.
336
00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:51,543
It should include all
modern conveniences.
337
00:10:51,561 --> 00:10:54,396
Unless, you aren't able
to take this seriously.
338
00:10:54,431 --> 00:10:55,181
Oh.
339
00:10:55,215 --> 00:10:56,232
Fine.
340
00:10:56,266 --> 00:10:57,266
Let's do this.
341
00:10:57,317 --> 00:10:58,267
Tonight we're gonna party
342
00:10:58,318 --> 00:11:00,486
like it's 1799.
343
00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:01,353
Okay.
344
00:11:01,387 --> 00:11:03,322
Uh... Do we all get bonnets?
345
00:11:03,356 --> 00:11:04,940
I think I cut my finger off.
346
00:11:04,991 --> 00:11:07,026
(Playing light melody)
347
00:11:12,365 --> 00:11:14,116
Sweetie!
Well done!
348
00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:16,869
What a talent!
So good.
349
00:11:16,903 --> 00:11:19,171
Finally, dinner.
350
00:11:19,206 --> 00:11:20,422
Well, I love this candlelight.
351
00:11:20,457 --> 00:11:21,957
It makes me look like I'm 14.
352
00:11:22,008 --> 00:11:23,342
Well, technically,
the candles are cheating
353
00:11:23,376 --> 00:11:24,877
because we didn't make
them ourselves.
354
00:11:24,911 --> 00:11:26,128
Yeah, but Martha Stewart did.
355
00:11:26,179 --> 00:11:27,296
No, she really did.
356
00:11:27,347 --> 00:11:28,547
In her Connecticut farmhouse.
357
00:11:28,581 --> 00:11:29,965
She rendered the tallow fat
358
00:11:30,016 --> 00:11:32,051
from her beloved but
slower-moving pets,
359
00:11:32,085 --> 00:11:34,086
and then she added
vanilla beans
360
00:11:34,104 --> 00:11:35,521
and then she poured it
all into molds.
361
00:11:35,555 --> 00:11:37,356
And yeah, so we're good.
362
00:11:37,390 --> 00:11:40,092
Still, without the technological
advances of modern science,
363
00:11:40,110 --> 00:11:41,944
we wouldn't have antibiotics,
364
00:11:41,978 --> 00:11:43,896
refrigerated foods,
public sanitation.
365
00:11:43,930 --> 00:11:46,315
Our life expectancy
would be 38.
366
00:11:46,366 --> 00:11:48,117
Ticktock, fellas.
367
00:11:50,103 --> 00:11:51,203
Well, these tomatoes
look fabulous.
368
00:11:51,238 --> 00:11:53,155
Are these from
the farmers' market?
369
00:11:53,206 --> 00:11:55,241
No, I got them from the
neighbors across the way.
370
00:11:55,275 --> 00:11:56,375
They have a whole garden,
371
00:11:56,409 --> 00:11:57,543
and they're really nice
about sharing.
372
00:11:57,577 --> 00:11:58,661
The neighbors
in the brick house?
373
00:11:58,712 --> 00:11:59,995
People live there?
374
00:12:00,046 --> 00:12:02,081
They can totally see into
your master bathroom
375
00:12:02,115 --> 00:12:03,415
from their guest room balcony.
376
00:12:03,449 --> 00:12:05,617
(Chokes)
See? When we put down
377
00:12:05,635 --> 00:12:07,086
our electronic gadgets,
378
00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,287
it really gives us a chance
379
00:12:08,305 --> 00:12:09,454
to connect with people.
380
00:12:09,472 --> 00:12:11,090
Yeah, because before
we had all these gadgets,
381
00:12:11,124 --> 00:12:12,675
it was downright barbaric.
382
00:12:12,726 --> 00:12:14,960
Yeah, Shania, houses
only had one phone
383
00:12:14,978 --> 00:12:16,095
and they were connected
to the wall
384
00:12:16,129 --> 00:12:17,980
with a cord. And then
if you were trying to
385
00:12:18,014 --> 00:12:19,565
reach somebody who was already
talking to somebody else,
386
00:12:19,599 --> 00:12:20,649
you would hear
this terrible sound.
387
00:12:20,684 --> 00:12:22,518
It would go err, err, err!
388
00:12:22,552 --> 00:12:24,320
David: And when you
wanted the news, an old,
389
00:12:24,354 --> 00:12:26,322
out-of-shape white man
would come on your television
390
00:12:26,356 --> 00:12:28,440
at 6:00 P.M. and actually
read it to you.
391
00:12:28,474 --> 00:12:29,575
Things were simpler
392
00:12:29,609 --> 00:12:30,943
back then.
393
00:12:30,977 --> 00:12:32,161
I mean, it would be nice
394
00:12:32,195 --> 00:12:33,478
for our kid to experience that.
395
00:12:33,496 --> 00:12:34,997
Even just for a little.
396
00:12:35,031 --> 00:12:37,283
I know. 'Cause how often
do we get the opportunity
397
00:12:37,317 --> 00:12:38,951
just to really, you
know, sit around
398
00:12:38,985 --> 00:12:40,119
and talk to each other?
399
00:12:40,153 --> 00:12:42,121
Yeah.
400
00:12:42,155 --> 00:12:44,156
(Crickets chirping)
401
00:12:47,677 --> 00:12:48,677
I'm gonna use the restroom.
402
00:12:48,712 --> 00:12:49,678
Awesome.
Yeah.
403
00:12:49,713 --> 00:12:51,180
Okay. Is that
all right
404
00:12:51,214 --> 00:12:52,497
or did you dig a hole
in the backyard?
405
00:12:52,515 --> 00:12:55,050
Please, we're not animals.
406
00:12:55,101 --> 00:12:57,519
But just don't use
the seat warmer.
407
00:13:02,993 --> 00:13:04,059
What are you doing in here?
408
00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:05,027
What?
409
00:13:05,061 --> 00:13:07,313
I am very disappointed in you.
410
00:13:07,347 --> 00:13:08,447
I'm sorry.
411
00:13:08,481 --> 00:13:10,232
I was checking my fantasy
football league.
412
00:13:10,283 --> 00:13:11,516
I love Goldie and Shania,
413
00:13:11,534 --> 00:13:13,202
but I have $15 riding on this.
414
00:13:13,236 --> 00:13:15,170
I know. Life without
technology sucks.
415
00:13:15,205 --> 00:13:16,355
I'd rather get stuck
in an elevator
416
00:13:16,373 --> 00:13:18,290
with Neve Campbell than
repeat this day. Come on.
417
00:13:18,325 --> 00:13:19,541
Since I cheated,
you get to, too.
418
00:13:19,576 --> 00:13:21,026
Five minutes. I'll
watch the door.
419
00:13:21,044 --> 00:13:22,361
Yay, Twitter.
420
00:13:22,379 --> 00:13:24,463
If I don't know who Rihanna
is mad at-slash-forgiving
421
00:13:24,497 --> 00:13:26,582
at any given moment,
I just go crazy.
422
00:13:26,633 --> 00:13:28,533
In order to do some damage
control over my nightmare
423
00:13:28,551 --> 00:13:31,003
at work, last week I posted
a deleted scene from sing!
424
00:13:31,037 --> 00:13:32,087
Oh.
Clea sings
425
00:13:32,138 --> 00:13:33,722
a Taylor Swift duet with a pony.
Ooh.
426
00:13:33,757 --> 00:13:35,007
Can't wait to feel
the Twitter love.
427
00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:36,258
(Clicks)
428
00:13:36,309 --> 00:13:37,142
This is weird.
429
00:13:37,177 --> 00:13:38,210
What?
I have, like,
430
00:13:38,228 --> 00:13:39,261
a bazillion comments
431
00:13:39,312 --> 00:13:41,013
about some viral video called
432
00:13:41,047 --> 00:13:42,348
"the gayest video ever."
433
00:13:42,382 --> 00:13:43,548
(Clicks)
434
00:13:45,185 --> 00:13:47,069
Muddling mint for mojitos
435
00:13:47,103 --> 00:13:49,054
and sipping white wine
436
00:13:49,072 --> 00:13:53,158
burning a smudge stick
of sage and thyme
437
00:13:53,193 --> 00:13:57,196
hikes in the canyon
with smelly the dog
438
00:13:57,230 --> 00:13:59,448
our jaunts to San Fran
439
00:13:59,499 --> 00:14:01,750
holding hands in the fog
440
00:14:01,785 --> 00:14:03,369
you nursed me to health
441
00:14:03,403 --> 00:14:05,537
when I had SARS
442
00:14:05,571 --> 00:14:07,539
who in the hell would
humiliate me like this?
443
00:14:07,573 --> 00:14:08,757
444
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:10,075
Um...
445
00:14:10,093 --> 00:14:12,294
"Nanaurbusiness."
446
00:14:14,247 --> 00:14:16,248
Well, we have to move.
447
00:14:18,184 --> 00:14:20,185
(Rapid, loud knocking)
448
00:14:23,807 --> 00:14:25,774
I want your phone,
your computer, your flare gun,
449
00:14:25,809 --> 00:14:27,592
whatever you use to contact
the outside world.
450
00:14:27,610 --> 00:14:28,610
What are you talking about?
451
00:14:28,645 --> 00:14:30,696
You leaked my video
to the world.
452
00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:32,781
Oh, come on, it was hilarious.
453
00:14:32,816 --> 00:14:35,434
And I thought you were so proud
of your love for your man.
454
00:14:35,452 --> 00:14:37,069
Anyway, humiliating you
455
00:14:37,103 --> 00:14:40,439
brought 900 new followers to my
ever-growing Twitter fan base.
456
00:14:40,457 --> 00:14:41,773
That video was meant for David
457
00:14:41,791 --> 00:14:43,158
as a surprise
on our wedding day,
458
00:14:43,209 --> 00:14:44,293
and it was private.
459
00:14:44,327 --> 00:14:46,278
If you want privacy,
go diddle a bundt cake
460
00:14:46,296 --> 00:14:47,496
in the bathtub,
461
00:14:47,547 --> 00:14:48,664
but don't have a camera crew
462
00:14:48,715 --> 00:14:50,082
record you
while you're doing it
463
00:14:50,116 --> 00:14:52,117
and then whine
when it gets leaked.
464
00:14:52,135 --> 00:14:53,335
You were asking for this.
465
00:14:53,386 --> 00:14:54,453
Uh-uh, maude.
466
00:14:54,471 --> 00:14:55,454
I had all of those
467
00:14:55,472 --> 00:14:57,189
crew members sign
non-disclosure agreements.
468
00:14:57,223 --> 00:14:58,307
Oh, please.
469
00:14:58,341 --> 00:15:00,092
Nowadays, you can't
slander someone
470
00:15:00,126 --> 00:15:02,227
in the back of a cab
without it being recorded.
471
00:15:02,262 --> 00:15:03,645
Nothing is private anymore.
472
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,397
If you can't do the time,
473
00:15:05,432 --> 00:15:07,182
don't record the crime.
474
00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:09,134
I cannot believe you did this.
475
00:15:09,152 --> 00:15:10,686
I feel extremely violated.
476
00:15:10,737 --> 00:15:12,654
Well, how do you think
the rest of us feel
477
00:15:12,689 --> 00:15:16,308
when you dance like a vietnamese
kid running across a minefield.
478
00:15:16,326 --> 00:15:19,278
God, these gays
are so... sensitive.
479
00:15:25,529 --> 00:15:26,812
(Beep, music stops)
480
00:15:26,846 --> 00:15:29,815
You were on the bed,
I like to please my guy...
481
00:15:29,849 --> 00:15:31,617
(Beep, music stops)
482
00:15:31,651 --> 00:15:35,821
That's what rocky calls
keeping it real
483
00:15:35,855 --> 00:15:38,040
(Beep, music stops)
484
00:15:38,074 --> 00:15:40,793
White parties
in Palm Springs
485
00:15:40,827 --> 00:15:42,578
you remember Fran?ois
486
00:15:42,629 --> 00:15:44,046
the time you got
the lady dis
487
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,498
on the cruise to Panama...
488
00:15:46,532 --> 00:15:47,917
Okay, you guys.
489
00:15:47,968 --> 00:15:49,385
(Music stops)
490
00:15:49,419 --> 00:15:51,754
Phones, gadgets,
anything with a screen,
491
00:15:51,805 --> 00:15:53,389
put 'em in here.
492
00:15:53,423 --> 00:15:54,807
Come on, come on.
493
00:15:54,841 --> 00:15:57,343
No more technology
at work, you guys.
494
00:15:57,377 --> 00:15:59,011
It's unprofessional,
it's a time-suck.
495
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,396
Get it in.
496
00:16:00,430 --> 00:16:01,680
In, in, in.
No phones,
497
00:16:01,714 --> 00:16:03,548
no PDAs. If you
have to bring in
498
00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:04,567
a source of information,
499
00:16:04,601 --> 00:16:05,818
bring in a newspaper.
500
00:16:05,852 --> 00:16:07,436
You, too, Devin.
501
00:16:07,487 --> 00:16:08,654
No, no, no, no.
502
00:16:08,688 --> 00:16:09,822
I don't have time
for your acting.
503
00:16:10,857 --> 00:16:12,691
Quick, quick, quick.
504
00:16:12,725 --> 00:16:14,109
Get it in.
Oh, come on.
505
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,661
Be smarter than the trash can.
506
00:16:15,695 --> 00:16:17,663
So now that we're free
507
00:16:17,697 --> 00:16:19,531
of all of this nonsense,
508
00:16:19,565 --> 00:16:21,450
we can focus on our craft.
509
00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:22,567
Now, we have
a big Carly Rae Jep...
510
00:16:22,586 --> 00:16:23,786
Mmm.
511
00:16:23,837 --> 00:16:25,120
What's happening?
Mmm.
512
00:16:26,122 --> 00:16:27,957
Mmm.
Okay.
513
00:16:29,009 --> 00:16:30,092
We saw your video,
514
00:16:30,126 --> 00:16:31,576
and the side you show America
515
00:16:31,595 --> 00:16:33,012
is so raw and
authentic. It's like
516
00:16:33,046 --> 00:16:34,746
you pulled back the curtains
to show everybody
517
00:16:34,764 --> 00:16:38,750
who you really are.
I mean, that is so brave, man.
518
00:16:38,768 --> 00:16:40,603
Mm-hmm.
Hmm.
519
00:16:40,637 --> 00:16:41,971
You can un-pucker.
You still can't
520
00:16:42,022 --> 00:16:43,105
have time off
to sing at the nobel
521
00:16:43,139 --> 00:16:44,974
peace prize ceremony.
522
00:16:45,025 --> 00:16:47,059
Clea. I'm so glad the
Twitter-sphere sees you
523
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,694
the way I see
my bry-bry,
524
00:16:48,728 --> 00:16:50,145
a kindhearted open soul,
525
00:16:50,196 --> 00:16:51,864
not afraid
to sing his feelings.
526
00:16:51,898 --> 00:16:53,649
You can keep your phone.
You're my favorite.
527
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:55,117
I heart you.
I heart you.
528
00:16:55,151 --> 00:16:56,101
"Thank you"
529
00:16:56,119 --> 00:16:57,769
@nanaurbusiness and
530
00:16:57,787 --> 00:17:00,439
"@mrbryancollins for showing
us all what real love is."
531
00:17:00,457 --> 00:17:02,157
(Gasps)
bryan-is-a-softie
532
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,575
is trending.
Huh, wha-what?
533
00:17:03,609 --> 00:17:04,159
Whoo!
534
00:17:06,779 --> 00:17:08,580
Okay, okay, you guys.
535
00:17:08,614 --> 00:17:11,000
Now, the next ten minutes
of this dance rehearsal,
536
00:17:11,051 --> 00:17:14,169
I want you all to retweet
my video to your followers.
537
00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:15,787
Come on. Retweet!
538
00:17:15,805 --> 00:17:16,839
Retweet party!
539
00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:18,724
Come on!
Quick, quick, quick.
540
00:17:18,758 --> 00:17:19,791
Tweet, tweet, tweet.
541
00:17:19,809 --> 00:17:22,061
This is the power
of social media, you guys.
542
00:17:22,095 --> 00:17:24,063
Use it for good!
543
00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:28,133
Mother.
544
00:17:28,151 --> 00:17:29,485
Mother,
545
00:17:29,519 --> 00:17:30,853
dawn is breaking.
546
00:17:30,904 --> 00:17:32,187
Mother.
547
00:17:32,238 --> 00:17:33,472
Mom!
548
00:17:33,490 --> 00:17:35,190
What? What is it?
Are you okay?
549
00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:36,775
The sun is near risen.
550
00:17:36,809 --> 00:17:38,643
There's hardly time
to start the fire
551
00:17:38,662 --> 00:17:40,029
to boil water for our baths.
552
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,997
It's pitch-black out.
No matter.
553
00:17:42,032 --> 00:17:43,699
We must grind the corn
for bread,
554
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,484
there are socks
that need darning...
555
00:17:45,502 --> 00:17:46,651
Okay, okay.
556
00:17:46,670 --> 00:17:47,536
I get it.
557
00:17:49,205 --> 00:17:50,506
You win.
558
00:17:51,991 --> 00:17:52,791
(Groans)
559
00:17:52,825 --> 00:17:53,926
Here.
560
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,627
Just please
561
00:17:55,661 --> 00:17:57,796
let me sleep.
And promise me
562
00:17:57,830 --> 00:17:59,515
if we're ever in front
of your friends' parents
563
00:17:59,549 --> 00:18:01,050
and I say I only let you have
564
00:18:01,101 --> 00:18:02,667
one hour of screen time a day,
565
00:18:02,686 --> 00:18:04,169
you won't call me out
as a liar.
566
00:18:05,505 --> 00:18:07,806
Thank God I'm part
of the world again.
567
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,876
But, mom, I did learn
something from all this.
568
00:18:10,894 --> 00:18:13,512
I'll use these
devices responsibly,
569
00:18:13,546 --> 00:18:15,931
as the powerful tools they are,
570
00:18:15,982 --> 00:18:19,068
an evolutionary step
in human connection.
571
00:18:19,102 --> 00:18:21,854
But I also value
hands-on experiences.
572
00:18:21,888 --> 00:18:24,773
I mean, you can watch a
video on how to bake bread,
573
00:18:24,824 --> 00:18:27,159
but you can't feel the dough
between your fingers
574
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,827
or smell it baking
575
00:18:28,862 --> 00:18:31,613
or share the laughter
and closeness that we...
576
00:18:31,664 --> 00:18:33,132
Mom?
577
00:18:51,134 --> 00:18:52,601
Well, I am proud of us.
578
00:18:52,635 --> 00:18:54,720
Two nights in a row,
579
00:18:54,754 --> 00:18:56,772
living tech-free,
going off the grid.
580
00:18:56,806 --> 00:18:58,791
I feel like a frontier man.
581
00:18:58,825 --> 00:19:00,793
A frontier man
who wears eye cream.
582
00:19:00,827 --> 00:19:01,894
(Chuckles)
583
00:19:01,928 --> 00:19:04,079
It was nice having
a candlelit dinner with you
584
00:19:04,114 --> 00:19:05,781
and talking about
potential baby names.
585
00:19:05,815 --> 00:19:07,032
I love that. I mean,
586
00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:08,650
when was the last time
we spent a Saturday night
587
00:19:08,701 --> 00:19:09,985
not checking our e-mails
588
00:19:10,036 --> 00:19:11,653
and watching 48 hours mystery?
589
00:19:11,704 --> 00:19:12,738
I don't know,
I kind of missed seeing
590
00:19:12,772 --> 00:19:13,972
what the title
was tonight though.
591
00:19:14,007 --> 00:19:14,907
That's true.
592
00:19:14,941 --> 00:19:16,108
"Nightmare in Napa."
593
00:19:16,126 --> 00:19:17,292
(Laughs)
594
00:19:17,327 --> 00:19:19,661
"Two wigs, a gun,
and a murder."
595
00:19:19,712 --> 00:19:21,580
"The lady in the pool."
596
00:19:21,614 --> 00:19:23,582
(Laughing)
597
00:19:23,616 --> 00:19:25,300
You know, we haven't
talked about it yet,
598
00:19:25,335 --> 00:19:27,086
but that video that you made...
599
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,088
Oh, David...
600
00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:32,224
I'm sorry it went so public.
601
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:32,975
I loved it.
602
00:19:33,009 --> 00:19:34,726
You did?
Yeah.
603
00:19:34,761 --> 00:19:36,311
I mean, I know that
a billion people saw it but...
604
00:19:36,346 --> 00:19:38,964
All this talk about us
not connecting,
605
00:19:38,982 --> 00:19:41,316
that song reminded me
of how much we share.
606
00:19:42,986 --> 00:19:46,355
I loved our jaunts
to San Francisco
607
00:19:46,406 --> 00:19:48,807
and holding hands in the fog,
608
00:19:48,825 --> 00:19:50,325
muddling mojitos.
609
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:53,311
A little shocked Fran?ois
got a shout-out... Well...
610
00:19:53,329 --> 00:19:55,831
But otherwise,
611
00:19:55,865 --> 00:19:58,316
I thought it was
incredibly sweet.
612
00:19:58,334 --> 00:20:01,319
It was supposed to be a
surprise for our wedding.
613
00:20:01,337 --> 00:20:03,088
Well, you're just gonna
have to come up
614
00:20:03,123 --> 00:20:05,224
with something even better.
615
00:20:05,258 --> 00:20:07,759
A challenge.
616
00:20:07,794 --> 00:20:09,795
I accept.
617
00:20:13,383 --> 00:20:15,300
So, next Saturday, do you want
to do the same thing?
618
00:20:15,334 --> 00:20:16,718
Go tech-free?
619
00:20:16,769 --> 00:20:19,021
Absolutely. We need
to not be distracted
620
00:20:19,055 --> 00:20:21,356
by our devices
and be present for our kid.
621
00:20:21,391 --> 00:20:24,259
I completely agree.
622
00:20:35,071 --> 00:20:37,072
(Phone chimes)
623
00:20:38,908 --> 00:20:41,473
No, go get your own
glass of water.
624
00:20:42,028 --> 00:20:45,483
(Both laugh)
625
00:20:45,508 --> 00:20:47,788
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626
00:20:47,816 --> 00:20:51,386
Let's push the stroller,
just me and you
627
00:20:51,404 --> 00:20:53,839
you're my Dr. Davey
628
00:20:53,873 --> 00:20:55,691
and I am your dude
629
00:20:55,725 --> 00:20:57,927
we'll have ourselves
a family
630
00:20:57,961 --> 00:21:00,379
our own little brood
631
00:21:00,413 --> 00:21:04,516
ah, ah, ah, ah..
632
00:21:04,551 --> 00:21:08,020
all we need's a test tube
and a handful of lube
633
00:21:08,054 --> 00:21:10,755
life with you
will never be bad
634
00:21:10,805 --> 00:21:15,355
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