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With strong language,
violence and drug use.
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Tickets this way for
the Chatsworth Express.
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Come and watch pikeys
making a mess
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of the lives they were
given by 'im up stairs.
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And kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
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Stay away!
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What sounds on earth
could ever replace
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kids needing money
or wives in your face?
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Cos' this, people reckon,
and me included
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is why pubs and drugs
were kindly invented.
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To calm us all down
to stop us going mental.
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These are Chatsworth Estate's
basic essentials.
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We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes.
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You shit on our head.
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But you pay the taxes.
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LAUGHTER
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Imagine a Britain
without Chatsworth buccaneers
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who'd cum on your face
for the price of a beer.
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Make poverty history.
Cheaper drugs now!
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(LAUGHS)
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Scatter.
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Party!
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In science we got told all
kinds of these 'law' things,
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like, "For every action there's
an equal and opposite reaction."
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I don't ever want to see your
faces around Chatsworth again.
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You got it?
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I've got a new one
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something about,
"When two bodies are on the run,
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"the lack of planning and the
distance they travel, is directly
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"proportional to how much
bullshit they're leaving behind."
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It was here on this very spot just
under a week ago that local teenager
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Ted Boden, known affectionately as
Bonehead to friends, had attended
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a house party after which he was
brutally attacked and later died.
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Please call Carl.
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'This seemingly unprovoked assault
has left Chatsworth residents
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'reeling in shock and detectives are
no closer to finding the killer.'
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Hey Compo grieving or not.
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Still no sign?
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Of what?
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Of what?
Something bad's happened.
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Oh, don't be daft.
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When?
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Carl's gone missing.
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No he's not.
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Guess you won't be
coming to the Jockey then?
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Invitation duly accepted.
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I bet you a packet of fig rolls he'll be
back tomorrow with a cheeky smile on his face.
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He's not even checking Facebook.
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Look, when I was his age I followed
the Bay City Rollers on tour
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for ten days without telling anyone.
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Oh, you were considerate!
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Slapper! Is that where you were?!
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Carl always says, "See ya". Always.
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Still?
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How've you got one?
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Haven't.
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Saved this.
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What the fuck for?
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If it had been you and not Bonehead
shagging her then, bye bye, Chesney.
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I wouldn't have showed it everyone.
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Who were you calling?
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Anyone. Who'll come and
get us out of this shithole.
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Tell anyone why we left
they're in danger.
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Yeah, so we'll lie low. Stay out
of sight until Jimmy's nicked.
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Thinking with your dick
was the start of all this.
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You're to blame as well.
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YOU bet I couldn't shag Sammi.
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This is fucking stupid.
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How far to the ferry?
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Too fucking far.
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Does it still count as a honeymoon
if you don't go straight away?
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Exactly!
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If you want somewhere proper it's
worth waiting for.
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Safari?
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That won't be cheap.
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Real baboons.
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His father's nose
is coming through.
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Go away!
I'd've knocked you right out, la!
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There's no need for that.
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Long as nana's accent stays at bay.
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So what're you saying?
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Fuck off!
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Did you clock that?
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He's just took it the wrong way.
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What?
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The threat to knock him out, Mum.
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He knows I'm joking.
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It's not you it's just,
your manner can be...
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Say what you mean, Karen.
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To a more delicate soul you might
sometimes come across slightly aggressive.
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Me?! Aggressive?!
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Y'all right Jamie. Can I have
a lager and a blackhead, please?
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Still no Carl?
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Nah.
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Yes, mate?
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Two Stellas.
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Oh, what convenient timing!
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Stella, by name...
It's me youngest.
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Fucking...no offence, mate.
Just apple of me eye, that's all.
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Jimmy must have
something to do with it.
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Yeah, everyone knows he did it.
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No not Bonehead.
Carl and Chesney legging it.
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I heard that slag sister were
all over Chesney at party
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Yeah, was that before or
after Bonehead shagged her?
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I'm fucked, I need to get me head
down. Where you going? Here y'are.
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Fuck this.
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This'll wake you up!
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DOGS BARK
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Whoa!
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GUN SHOT
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Ches!
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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That'll do.
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Look, please,
stop pointing the gun at me.
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Please. I'm sorry.
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Help him.
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CAR TYRES CRUNCH
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In there. Hurry up.
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Come on.
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What are you going to do with us?
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I said hurry up.
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Quick. Move it!
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Ah, that's hanging.
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It's all right.
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(SIGHS) Carl!
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His phone's off!
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Well, he wouldn't answer to
you anyway. What you did to him.
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We need to report it.
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They're grown men.
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When's Carl gone missing
for two hours before?
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When he got herpes round his mouth.
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He didn't.
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Plating that mong who did
handstands in the Jockey.
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He's got a point. If they
don't want to be contacted...
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I dread the day
I have to rely on you.
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Well, maybe you're
just missing him?
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What's she digging now?
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Don't think about it.
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What is she digging?!
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Help!
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You twisted fucker! Let us out!
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Anyone, please help!
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Shut up. Shut up.
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(SHE SINGS)
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Please! Just talk to us.
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What do you
want to talk to her for?!
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Ask her not to do anything stupid.
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More stupid than undress,
kidnap and let us starve to death?
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I'm too young to die.
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We're not going to die.
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SINGING STOPS
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Smell cooking?
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It might be other
runaways she's caught.
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Help!
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Help! Help!
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Help! Help!
Somebody help us! You sick bitch!
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Let us out!
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DOOR CREAKS
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So sorry, lads.
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Smoking too much of my own shit
always makes me paranoid.
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Breakfast's ready.
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Put your hands together for Mavis,
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who's had her best collection yet
at Timperley Infirmary.
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Er, �62.28
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Oh, and, er, the calendar's
drawing ever closer, girls.
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(ALL) Ooh!
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We need at least three more,
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even though Edith has volunteered
to be on every month!
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(ALL) Ooh!
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(THEY CHANT) Out! Out!
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Out! Out! Out!
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CHEERING
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I think that's time
for a break, ladies.
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What do you think of the gang?
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All right, I suppose.
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It's all right. You'll settle. That's
just "first day of term" stuff.
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It took me over a month
before I finally settled.
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Florence.
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Florence.
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Ethel wants to go naked
in her wheelchair.
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Give Stephen Hawkings a hard on.
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SHOCKED LAUGHTER
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And now look at me!
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I'd probably get me kit off
for a good cause.
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Especially if it'd help
with the gang.
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(Chatsworth.)
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Don't give them any more ammunition.
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You'll find them
an even harder bunch to crack.
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Er, shall we do coffee? Soon?
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I'll call you.
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(THEY CHUCKLE)
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(Drug addicts.)
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You two-faced skinny bitch.
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Bet you never had to bring kids up.
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Save it Lumley.
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Nobody tells me what to do.
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Don't fucking ignore me.
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(POSH) In Hertford,
Hereford and Hampshire,
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hurricanes hardly "hever" happen.
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'You have 6% accuracy
and 2% progress.'
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Stuck-up slag.
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KNOCK AT DOOR
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Mimi?
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You OK?
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Women's Institute?!
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That is what all this is about?
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They're all right.
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They're not you.
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I know they're not.
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But the other night wasn't the only
time I've scared someone off.
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That is their problem.
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It's not though, Karen.
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I was born and brought up
on a council estate
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35 miles away from here,
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and I'm going to spend
the rest of me life on one.
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So, how are them stuck-up
boots going to help?
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Improve me jam-making?
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I'm now in this constant struggle
with my personality.
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You've been through a lot, girl.
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So don't you start
trying to be summat you're not.
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I promise.
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I'm sorry about your dog.
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More concerned with you two...
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now you know my little secret.
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Don't worry about us.
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No chance of us saying owt.
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You don't look like you'd grass.
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As if!
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Or that you're capable of taxing me.
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You're holding the gun.
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CAR PULLS UP
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Fucking hell, Cedric.
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Shout at the Dibble?
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These inbreds stick together.
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He'll end up nicking us.
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(THEY SPEAK WELSH)
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They talking Urdu? Welsh.
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ENGINE STARTS
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You...
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..sit down.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I unloaded it this morning.
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Make sure there's
no more accidents.
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What did the police want?
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Just reports of two lads
trying doors on cars and sheds.
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Wouldn't want to get
arrested round here.
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Have you seen The Wicker Man?
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Guess not.
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So...
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No belongings
and a fiver between you.
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Tells me you left somewhere
in a hurry.
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Yeah. You could say that.
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It's just...
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I'm not interested.
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No shit on my doorstep.
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Where were you headed?
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We was going to go...
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Ireland.
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I'll drop you at the ferry tonight.
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My way of saying sorry for
doing a Papa Fritzl.
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There's a spare bed
if you want to get some sleep.
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How much is there?
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Well, we're here today to kick-start
a brand new initiative
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that aims to allow residents of
the community a voice of their own.
265
00:14:54,692 --> 00:14:55,907
DOG BARKS
266
00:14:55,942 --> 00:14:57,081
Hey!
267
00:14:57,116 --> 00:14:58,221
Aargh!
268
00:14:59,554 --> 00:15:01,328
Tell us how this all came about.
269
00:15:01,363 --> 00:15:03,253
Not bad, that.
270
00:15:03,288 --> 00:15:05,104
Better than some.
271
00:15:05,139 --> 00:15:07,687
Graffiti scares the punters, though.
272
00:15:09,639 --> 00:15:10,355
Seen our Shane?
273
00:15:10,390 --> 00:15:11,482
He's just gone badger baiting.
Seen our Shane?
274
00:15:11,517 --> 00:15:13,036
In the daytime?
275
00:15:13,071 --> 00:15:18,657
He needs to earn for his honeymoon. But he's took
Bunty's dog without permission, and it's epileptic.
276
00:15:18,692 --> 00:15:21,067
Mind, some farmers are happy
to see a few less.
277
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,174
I recognise Billy Smart in the suit,
278
00:15:27,209 --> 00:15:29,894
even without the oranges
and a stiletto up his arse.
279
00:15:34,181 --> 00:15:35,136
Hello.
280
00:15:37,822 --> 00:15:39,237
What you filming me for?
281
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,638
You look like a likely candidate.
282
00:15:42,719 --> 00:15:44,121
Freeze! RSPCA!
283
00:15:44,156 --> 00:15:46,290
Ha, ha, ha. Bang to rights.
284
00:15:46,325 --> 00:15:49,670
I've got the farmer's permission,
you dickhead.
285
00:15:49,705 --> 00:15:51,735
Here. Put me down for one.
286
00:15:53,023 --> 00:15:54,991
Pretending to be a grass
is never a joke.
287
00:15:55,026 --> 00:15:56,639
Ah!
288
00:15:57,781 --> 00:15:57,781
It's a movie camera. Digital.
289
00:15:57,816 --> 00:16:01,487
Did Baghead Billy ram-raid
Currys again?
290
00:16:01,522 --> 00:16:04,173
Me and Liam got picked off the
council cos Chatsworth's a shithole.
291
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:05,581
What for?
292
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:08,113
"Community initiative to aid
our recovery."
293
00:16:08,148 --> 00:16:12,118
We make films of our situation, yeah,
and see what we look like.
294
00:16:12,153 --> 00:16:14,706
Then it's easier to fix.
It's what the Yanks do.
295
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:17,349
Oh, my giddy fucking God.
You are a grass.
296
00:16:17,384 --> 00:16:18,189
Why's that being a grass?
297
00:16:18,224 --> 00:16:19,593
Why's it not?
298
00:16:19,628 --> 00:16:23,394
The best one gets a grand
and a free trip to Hollinwood.
299
00:16:23,429 --> 00:16:25,770
But we can split the money.
300
00:16:25,805 --> 00:16:29,136
Nah. Two weeks' badger baiting
earns more than that.
301
00:16:29,171 --> 00:16:32,948
So? What, killing god's creatures
and stinking out the gaff?
302
00:16:32,983 --> 00:16:34,449
I know what I'd rather do.
303
00:16:34,484 --> 00:16:35,875
What is it with you and films?
304
00:16:35,910 --> 00:16:39,505
It's good to dream. It don't have to
be interviews. We can dramatise it.
305
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,087
What, like Corrie?
306
00:16:41,122 --> 00:16:42,460
No. Drama!
307
00:16:42,495 --> 00:16:43,978
Anything. You know.
308
00:16:44,013 --> 00:16:46,629
"Nobody leaves the baby
in the corner."
309
00:16:46,664 --> 00:16:47,924
I've got evidence.
310
00:16:49,788 --> 00:16:51,665
I'll be watching you.
311
00:16:52,584 --> 00:16:55,838
Here. Don't say owt
in front of Donnie Brasco, but...
312
00:16:55,873 --> 00:16:57,908
we have got a camera of our own,
you know.
313
00:16:57,943 --> 00:17:01,379
Next filming I do is from a hot-air
balloon over the Serengeti.
314
00:17:08,092 --> 00:17:11,061
It's a great way
of holding the mirror to ourselves.
315
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:13,992
Amazing stories without the cost
of scripted drama.
316
00:17:14,027 --> 00:17:17,485
We'll interview you about your
experience with the local community.
317
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:20,542
Kyle! Jeremy! Put the fucking
lotion in the fucking basket.
318
00:17:21,848 --> 00:17:23,896
Carl and Chesney are wanted!
319
00:17:23,931 --> 00:17:25,129
For what?
320
00:17:25,164 --> 00:17:26,889
Murder. No way!
321
00:17:26,924 --> 00:17:29,688
We were just reporting 'em missing
at the police station
322
00:17:29,723 --> 00:17:30,704
and that slag sister was coming out.
323
00:17:30,739 --> 00:17:31,734
Who?
324
00:17:31,769 --> 00:17:32,906
Jimmy's sister stuck 'em in.
325
00:17:32,904 --> 00:17:35,326
Slow down. What happened?
326
00:17:35,361 --> 00:17:37,519
Sammi. She's give a statement.
327
00:17:37,554 --> 00:17:39,636
She saw 'em with Bonehead
five minutes before he was killed.
328
00:17:39,671 --> 00:17:42,064
The police must know it was Jimmy.
329
00:17:42,099 --> 00:17:43,839
That means nothing.
We've got to get 'em home.
330
00:17:43,874 --> 00:17:45,280
Or keep 'em away.
331
00:17:48,239 --> 00:17:51,117
Sometimes, I'd swear
they're not even mine.
332
00:17:56,185 --> 00:17:57,588
Oo-er, Mrs!
333
00:17:57,623 --> 00:18:00,945
Local MP with a Marilyn fixation.
334
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,239
Oh, yeah.
335
00:18:03,274 --> 00:18:05,698
(IN CHARACTER) Yes, Mr President.
336
00:18:05,733 --> 00:18:08,087
Happy birthday, Mr President.
337
00:18:08,122 --> 00:18:12,821
Orange and a high-heel shoe
up your anus, Mr President.
338
00:18:12,856 --> 00:18:14,054
(CHUCKLES)
339
00:18:14,089 --> 00:18:16,080
Come here, you daft get.
340
00:18:17,334 --> 00:18:19,570
Know this, Kelly Maguire.
341
00:18:19,605 --> 00:18:21,807
I don't, nor never will...
342
00:18:22,825 --> 00:18:24,108
..need oranges,
343
00:18:24,143 --> 00:18:27,283
poppers, pills or Viagra.
344
00:18:27,318 --> 00:18:28,227
Just you.
345
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,872
In the gear...or starkers.
346
00:18:31,907 --> 00:18:34,188
(GIGGLES)
347
00:18:36,207 --> 00:18:37,487
Mm-mmm.
348
00:18:37,522 --> 00:18:38,725
Pumpkin...
349
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,161
Yes, honey bunny?
350
00:18:40,196 --> 00:18:41,823
You know Micky's camera thingy?
351
00:18:41,858 --> 00:18:42,848
Mm.
352
00:18:42,883 --> 00:18:45,199
Well, I do role playing at work
all the time,
353
00:18:45,234 --> 00:18:49,421
and I think, maybe...I've always
wanted to be an actress.
354
00:18:49,456 --> 00:18:50,955
I like the sound of that, an' all.
355
00:18:52,455 --> 00:18:54,673
No piss, pain
or back bottom, though.
356
00:19:01,228 --> 00:19:02,854
(MICKY) Cut! Got it.
357
00:19:02,889 --> 00:19:05,983
Liam. Chop, chop. Nosing at our film.
358
00:19:05,983 --> 00:19:07,848
What's this supposed to be?
Tell 'em nothing!
359
00:19:07,883 --> 00:19:09,600
We're calling it Fit Bird.
360
00:19:09,635 --> 00:19:13,150
Why aren't you making a film that
says something about our situation?
361
00:19:14,982 --> 00:19:16,631
Said we should've done Top Gun!
362
00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:17,820
Stupid!
363
00:19:17,855 --> 00:19:21,404
Fit Bird is going to show
the plight of working girls.
364
00:19:21,439 --> 00:19:23,144
Help get 'em off the street.
365
00:19:23,179 --> 00:19:25,977
Sugar-coated fluff. You can show
that but you can also make a stand.
366
00:19:25,978 --> 00:19:27,496
What, like you are?!
367
00:19:27,531 --> 00:19:28,976
It's verite, you twat.
368
00:19:29,011 --> 00:19:32,564
The art of letting the estate
speak for itself.
369
00:19:32,599 --> 00:19:35,591
People would rather watch a film
than a documentary any day.
370
00:19:35,626 --> 00:19:37,790
Michael Moore might have
something to say about that.
371
00:19:37,825 --> 00:19:40,395
Who? That arsonist kid in your year?
372
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,206
Why are they working with him?
373
00:19:42,207 --> 00:19:43,185
Go, Liam. Go.
374
00:19:48,223 --> 00:19:50,464
(HUMS A TUNE)
375
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,748
Oh, it's got to be worth a shot.
376
00:19:54,783 --> 00:19:56,728
What's the point?
Don't we want to get away from here?
377
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,581
Why don't you just ask her?
378
00:19:58,616 --> 00:20:00,399
You ask her. It's your idea.
379
00:20:00,434 --> 00:20:01,423
All right. I will.
380
00:20:08,179 --> 00:20:09,812
More salad?
381
00:20:09,847 --> 00:20:11,446
He's on a diet.
382
00:20:17,647 --> 00:20:18,796
I thought they were supposed
to be fat.
383
00:20:18,831 --> 00:20:20,345
When you sell 'em for meat.
384
00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:22,638
I want this lazy fucker to mate.
385
00:20:22,673 --> 00:20:24,322
He's too heavy to get off
the ground to mount anything.
386
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:25,916
Can't girl pigs get on top?
387
00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:30,200
What's it called?
388
00:20:30,235 --> 00:20:32,627
He. Harris.
389
00:20:32,662 --> 00:20:35,074
Don't want to leave yet.
It's too early.
390
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,017
Hazel.
391
00:20:37,131 --> 00:20:39,008
We've been thinking...
392
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,763
Your weed...
393
00:20:41,798 --> 00:20:43,207
Forget it.
394
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,813
Oh, come on. There's always
a drought round our way.
395
00:20:45,848 --> 00:20:47,901
There's a drought everywhere
these days.
396
00:20:47,936 --> 00:20:49,955
I bet we can beat what price
you get now.
397
00:20:49,990 --> 00:20:51,058
And pay with what?
398
00:20:51,093 --> 00:20:52,127
Yeah, we know people.
399
00:20:52,162 --> 00:20:53,117
It's all right.
400
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,858
Come on. Just a little bit. Hazel.
401
00:20:54,859 --> 00:20:56,815
It's mainly personal anyway.
402
00:20:56,850 --> 00:20:57,828
All that?
403
00:20:57,863 --> 00:20:59,788
There's other users in the valley,
404
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:02,451
and a couple of Scousers
take the rest.
405
00:21:02,486 --> 00:21:04,216
Probably are a bit cheap, though.
406
00:21:04,251 --> 00:21:05,177
We won't be.
407
00:21:06,810 --> 00:21:08,068
Go on, Hazel.
408
00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:10,901
Just give us a sample.
We'll prove we're worth it.
409
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,550
If it's good, we'll get paid in
advance.
410
00:21:10,901 --> 00:21:14,962
Five days into blossom.
411
00:21:14,997 --> 00:21:17,761
Go double with this. The buds stink
but it won't burn 'em.
412
00:21:17,796 --> 00:21:19,312
Makes them stickier.
413
00:21:19,347 --> 00:21:20,788
What about Ireland?
414
00:21:20,823 --> 00:21:23,724
Second thoughts.
Make some money, we can go anywhere.
415
00:21:23,759 --> 00:21:25,256
Crop's not ready. Two days?
416
00:21:25,291 --> 00:21:27,782
Four. I'd say less. But we can wait.
417
00:21:27,817 --> 00:21:29,438
(CHUCKLES) Can you, now?
418
00:21:29,473 --> 00:21:31,007
If you're interested.
419
00:21:31,042 --> 00:21:32,738
Where will you stay?
420
00:21:32,773 --> 00:21:34,398
Is there a hotel?
421
00:21:34,433 --> 00:21:35,343
Won't that let people know
where you are?
422
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:36,357
So?
423
00:21:36,392 --> 00:21:37,984
You can't be proper fugitives, then.
424
00:21:38,019 --> 00:21:40,000
We never said we were.
425
00:21:40,035 --> 00:21:42,913
Come on. There must be
lots of jobs on a farm.
426
00:21:42,948 --> 00:21:45,087
Just while we wait.
427
00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:51,823
You lookin' at me?
428
00:21:51,858 --> 00:21:53,462
Yeah, you.
429
00:21:55,353 --> 00:21:57,048
You lookin' at me?
430
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:58,074
Because...
431
00:21:58,109 --> 00:22:01,158
I can't see anyone else here.
432
00:22:01,193 --> 00:22:04,162
Who the fuck do you think
you're looking at?
433
00:22:04,163 --> 00:22:06,173
Rated. You look like a bell end.
434
00:22:06,208 --> 00:22:08,148
Oh, well. Life imitating art.
435
00:22:08,183 --> 00:22:10,500
Your script better be as good
as your porn was.
436
00:22:10,535 --> 00:22:14,505
You don't have to dress as one
to play Sonic the Hedgehog!
437
00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:15,594
I'm writing a script.
438
00:22:17,902 --> 00:22:18,750
What?
439
00:22:18,785 --> 00:22:20,366
Carl and Ches.
440
00:22:21,444 --> 00:22:23,730
They've pinned Bonehead's murder
on them.
441
00:22:27,314 --> 00:22:29,157
Someone needs to sort Jimmy out.
442
00:22:29,192 --> 00:22:30,839
No! You're Maguires.
443
00:22:30,874 --> 00:22:32,020
Come on. Do the right thing.
444
00:22:32,055 --> 00:22:34,660
Round the family up.
Force Jimmy to confess.
445
00:22:34,695 --> 00:22:36,371
I can't. Why?
446
00:22:36,406 --> 00:22:37,919
Cos it's not our fight.
447
00:22:39,196 --> 00:22:40,948
That's never stopped you before.
448
00:22:44,759 --> 00:22:47,159
I can't concentrate in here.
449
00:22:50,055 --> 00:22:51,076
Do it for me.
450
00:22:51,111 --> 00:22:54,152
I would. I've already asked me dad.
451
00:22:54,187 --> 00:22:56,820
He said he's not risking any of us
for any of yous.
452
00:22:56,855 --> 00:22:59,453
Plus, he can't stand
the fucking sight of that Chesney
453
00:22:59,488 --> 00:23:01,362
after his mam ripped him off.
454
00:23:03,475 --> 00:23:04,442
Look, I'm sorry.
455
00:23:18,077 --> 00:23:20,193
(MIMI, POSH) Is it full frontal?
456
00:23:20,228 --> 00:23:21,984
We will be nude.
457
00:23:22,019 --> 00:23:24,524
But with fruit and flowers,
458
00:23:24,559 --> 00:23:28,358
tastefully placed
to protect our modesty.
459
00:23:28,393 --> 00:23:32,157
My Paddy loved me
in nothing but a Santy hat.
460
00:23:32,192 --> 00:23:35,023
I don't think it's your thing.
461
00:23:35,058 --> 00:23:39,779
Laura Ashley,
under a good old M&S cardie.
462
00:23:39,814 --> 00:23:43,119
Make a good leprechaun in March?
463
00:23:43,154 --> 00:23:46,425
Maybe not the modelling, Mimi.
464
00:23:48,618 --> 00:23:50,882
Any other favourite labels?
465
00:23:52,464 --> 00:23:54,446
Bit of Lacoste, back in the day.
466
00:23:54,481 --> 00:23:56,393
"Dey do, dough, don't dey, dough?"
467
00:23:56,428 --> 00:24:02,162
My ultimate fashion disaster
was on Lady Captain's Day last year.
468
00:24:02,197 --> 00:24:04,017
The heavens opened,
469
00:24:04,052 --> 00:24:07,328
and my bra strap was showing
through my cashmere Pringle.
470
00:24:07,322 --> 00:24:10,906
Not so fast, Little Miss Bootle.
471
00:24:10,941 --> 00:24:12,705
Get off me!
472
00:24:13,942 --> 00:24:15,330
All right. Get off!
473
00:24:15,365 --> 00:24:16,583
Shut it!
474
00:24:16,618 --> 00:24:17,801
(Bitch!)
475
00:24:25,242 --> 00:24:26,425
You think sheep bite?
476
00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:27,855
Probably.
477
00:24:38,572 --> 00:24:39,914
It's good here, man.
478
00:24:39,949 --> 00:24:41,219
It's not that good.
479
00:24:41,254 --> 00:24:43,984
There's fuck all for me back there.
480
00:24:44,019 --> 00:24:45,876
I know there is for you.
481
00:24:48,266 --> 00:24:50,905
Should have just fronted
the little dickhead.
482
00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:52,116
Think so?
483
00:24:53,901 --> 00:24:56,426
Nah. He'd leather me all over.
484
00:24:56,461 --> 00:24:58,082
And still hurt Liam.
485
00:25:02,198 --> 00:25:04,861
I didn't think I'd miss home.
486
00:25:04,896 --> 00:25:07,865
You'll get over it.
He wouldn't get us in Pakistan.
487
00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:09,616
Behave!
488
00:25:09,651 --> 00:25:11,640
I know. London?
489
00:25:11,675 --> 00:25:13,555
There's too many homeless.
490
00:25:13,590 --> 00:25:15,273
John Macca's brother
was on the gear in a week.
491
00:25:15,308 --> 00:25:16,659
He was a baghead before!
492
00:25:16,694 --> 00:25:18,011
Wasn't queer, though.
493
00:25:19,191 --> 00:25:22,024
At least we're staying put
till the weed's ready.
494
00:25:27,473 --> 00:25:28,394
Carl?
495
00:25:31,847 --> 00:25:33,090
You all right?
496
00:25:33,125 --> 00:25:34,826
Thought you might be hungry.
497
00:25:34,861 --> 00:25:37,193
Nice kid, in't he?
Let's hope he makes it to 12.
498
00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:50,262
Anything good?
499
00:25:50,297 --> 00:25:52,700
Small matter of a firearm.
500
00:25:52,735 --> 00:25:55,030
Just got him another five years.
501
00:25:55,065 --> 00:25:57,325
Let's get it and get out of here.
502
00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:59,709
And action.
503
00:25:59,744 --> 00:26:02,450
Chatsworth was developed
as a garden suburb
504
00:26:02,485 --> 00:26:06,281
in the post-war years,
a time of optimism in city planning.
505
00:26:06,316 --> 00:26:10,104
The good intentions faded with time
and the shift in cultural attitudes.
506
00:26:11,891 --> 00:26:13,533
Good take?
507
00:26:13,568 --> 00:26:15,175
Perfect.
508
00:26:18,841 --> 00:26:20,901
?..and the seven seas
509
00:26:20,936 --> 00:26:25,088
? Everybody's looking for something
510
00:26:25,123 --> 00:26:28,517
? Some of them want to use you
511
00:26:29,787 --> 00:26:33,188
? Some of them want
to get used by you... ?
512
00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:36,333
Stop doing that!
513
00:26:36,368 --> 00:26:37,686
Go on, Hazel.
514
00:26:38,890 --> 00:26:43,054
Hardly the Palladium, but I held
a note longer than most.
515
00:26:43,089 --> 00:26:44,481
Scran time soon?
516
00:26:44,516 --> 00:26:46,666
This'll build your appetite.
517
00:26:48,761 --> 00:26:51,116
Hmmm! Haven't you got small hands?
518
00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:52,495
Don't believe the hype.
519
00:26:53,803 --> 00:26:55,566
I'd love to work on cruise ships.
520
00:26:55,601 --> 00:26:56,809
You still wear armbands!
521
00:26:56,844 --> 00:26:58,557
Why did you stop?
522
00:26:58,592 --> 00:27:01,652
It's harder for mature singers when they
leave the ships. Look at Jane Macdonald.
523
00:27:01,687 --> 00:27:03,497
Look at Jane Macdonald.
So why leave?
524
00:27:03,532 --> 00:27:04,683
Indeed.
525
00:27:04,718 --> 00:27:05,332
Which one's your ex?
526
00:27:05,367 --> 00:27:06,334
At the back.
527
00:27:06,369 --> 00:27:09,953
You'd be all right,
the size of his hands.
528
00:27:09,988 --> 00:27:11,233
They were the problem.
529
00:27:11,222 --> 00:27:13,452
'..teenager Ted Boden...'
530
00:27:13,487 --> 00:27:14,450
There's your dad!
531
00:27:15,506 --> 00:27:20,876
'..had attended a house party after which
he was brutally attacked and later died.
532
00:27:20,911 --> 00:27:24,560
'The police have released
the images of suspects,
533
00:27:24,595 --> 00:27:27,821
'Carl Gallagher and Chesney Karib.
534
00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:32,452
'A witness statement claims to have seen both
men with the victim shortly before his death.'
535
00:27:43,591 --> 00:27:45,127
I wanted to kill a man once.
536
00:27:45,162 --> 00:27:46,986
We didn't kill him!
537
00:27:47,021 --> 00:27:48,767
Looks that way.
538
00:27:48,802 --> 00:27:50,402
Ches, we need to get back.
539
00:27:50,437 --> 00:27:54,032
They've got fuck all evidence,
we've just got to tell the truth.
540
00:27:54,067 --> 00:27:55,527
And Jimmy'll come for us.
541
00:27:55,562 --> 00:27:56,556
Not if he's in jail.
542
00:27:56,591 --> 00:27:58,559
Brothers, uncles,
rest of his firm.
543
00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:00,206
We're on the run for murder.
544
00:28:00,241 --> 00:28:01,634
In for a penny!
545
00:28:01,669 --> 00:28:03,022
We're fucked either way.
546
00:28:03,057 --> 00:28:07,050
Remanded for killing Bonehead or
getting done in by wannabe gangsters.
547
00:28:07,085 --> 00:28:07,957
We'll get police protection.
548
00:28:07,992 --> 00:28:09,189
Yeah(!)
549
00:28:09,224 --> 00:28:13,354
Coz they're known for sympathy
when a brother's got problems.
550
00:28:13,389 --> 00:28:15,854
What protection? You're suspects!
551
00:28:15,889 --> 00:28:18,280
We need to get back and sort this.
552
00:28:18,315 --> 00:28:21,227
Will that lessen the threat
to your little brother?
553
00:28:26,070 --> 00:28:28,118
Contrary to
the trend of pub closures,
554
00:28:28,153 --> 00:28:29,912
and regardless of any recession,
555
00:28:29,947 --> 00:28:33,906
Chatsworth regulars still
find ways to attend their local pub.
556
00:28:51,615 --> 00:28:55,278
Scouse decoy service suspended.
You're not welcome.
557
00:28:55,313 --> 00:28:56,466
At least you're still speaking.
558
00:28:56,501 --> 00:28:57,702
You reckon?
559
00:28:57,737 --> 00:28:59,045
They can't have kept
you five minutes!
560
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,865
Not the point.
561
00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:10,756
I'm not proud of myself.
562
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:12,228
Save it, Winona.
563
00:29:12,263 --> 00:29:15,282
It's just that nothing beats
that adrenalin rush.
564
00:29:15,317 --> 00:29:18,302
Normal people stop
around their 15th birthday.
565
00:29:18,337 --> 00:29:19,912
I didn't start till I was 50.
566
00:29:19,947 --> 00:29:21,103
Well, you need help.
567
00:29:21,138 --> 00:29:22,037
I'm getting it.
568
00:29:23,822 --> 00:29:25,109
I am sorry.
569
00:29:25,144 --> 00:29:28,580
I promise I won't
put you through that again.
570
00:29:28,615 --> 00:29:29,992
Fair enough.
571
00:29:30,027 --> 00:29:34,134
As well as the apology,
I came to talk about the calendar.
572
00:29:34,169 --> 00:29:36,300
My new white basque and the pom-poms?
573
00:29:36,335 --> 00:29:37,986
I'm a lovely snowman.
574
00:29:38,021 --> 00:29:42,321
I was wondering about getting
something to help the mood?
575
00:29:42,356 --> 00:29:46,582
You know, relax and
open the girls up a bit?
576
00:29:46,617 --> 00:29:50,809
A couple of them are really
quite shy. You know.
577
00:29:50,844 --> 00:29:54,112
Oh. And I can get
that sort of stuff?
578
00:29:54,147 --> 00:29:55,251
Can't you?
579
00:29:55,286 --> 00:29:57,299
I'll sort something out.
580
00:29:58,133 --> 00:30:01,430
Not that different
to the rest of us after all!
581
00:30:01,465 --> 00:30:04,727
Actually worse,
but pretending to be better?
582
00:30:04,762 --> 00:30:05,974
Hypocrites!
583
00:30:06,009 --> 00:30:09,274
It's OK. Wait and see. Sshhh.
584
00:30:14,115 --> 00:30:17,989
Leave it. Don't. No!
585
00:30:18,024 --> 00:30:20,431
You think you're a big man?
586
00:30:20,466 --> 00:30:23,469
Do the crime
but you can't do the time?
587
00:30:23,504 --> 00:30:24,543
Is that right?
588
00:30:24,578 --> 00:30:25,537
What's going on?
589
00:30:25,572 --> 00:30:29,076
And what's with the bullshit
statements, you lying slag?
590
00:30:29,111 --> 00:30:30,005
Hey. That's not nice.
591
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:31,236
Stupid bitch!
592
00:30:31,271 --> 00:30:33,171
You think everyone's scared?
593
00:30:34,445 --> 00:30:35,628
You make me sick.
594
00:30:35,663 --> 00:30:36,565
Fuckin'...
595
00:30:42,309 --> 00:30:43,253
Get off.
596
00:30:44,302 --> 00:30:45,314
Out!
597
00:30:52,293 --> 00:30:55,108
SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC
598
00:30:55,143 --> 00:30:58,538
The war on terror
fucked me up big-time.
599
00:30:58,573 --> 00:31:02,555
Back home, the war on crime
raged all around.
600
00:31:02,590 --> 00:31:05,516
And the good guys were losing.
601
00:31:09,439 --> 00:31:11,288
CUT!
602
00:31:11,323 --> 00:31:12,073
Bramhall, please.
603
00:31:12,108 --> 00:31:13,223
Whoa, lady.
604
00:31:13,258 --> 00:31:16,386
I think you'll find I saw him first!
605
00:31:16,421 --> 00:31:18,397
We're making a film, love.
606
00:31:18,432 --> 00:31:20,112
Aren't we all.
607
00:31:20,147 --> 00:31:22,490
OK, let's go again, everyone.
From the top.
608
00:31:23,657 --> 00:31:25,477
My fucking arm's killing me!
609
00:31:28,299 --> 00:31:30,100
I still say it needs a stitch.
610
00:31:30,135 --> 00:31:35,107
Yeah, five-hour wait with overdosing
smack-heads for a scratch?
611
00:31:35,142 --> 00:31:36,987
No chance.
612
00:31:37,022 --> 00:31:38,789
Sorry.
613
00:31:38,824 --> 00:31:40,251
Don't worry about it.
614
00:31:40,286 --> 00:31:41,642
About everything.
615
00:31:41,677 --> 00:31:44,079
Now I'm feeling even more guilty.
616
00:31:44,114 --> 00:31:46,351
Don't use this to put
another downer on us.
617
00:31:46,386 --> 00:31:50,297
If Carl was still with you, he
wouldn't be fucking about at parties.
618
00:31:50,332 --> 00:31:54,208
He wouldn't be in this sort of shit
and you wouldn't be getting whacked.
619
00:31:54,243 --> 00:31:58,443
And if wasn't with you,
I could be at parties, off me head
620
00:31:58,478 --> 00:32:02,700
and risk getting raped or killed
by knobheads.
621
00:32:02,735 --> 00:32:04,681
What sort of way is
that to look at life?
622
00:32:08,078 --> 00:32:11,138
Here. You need it.
623
00:32:14,991 --> 00:32:18,324
Now that will get a party going.
624
00:32:18,359 --> 00:32:19,923
Not enough.
625
00:32:19,958 --> 00:32:22,301
You'll incite an orgy.
626
00:32:22,336 --> 00:32:23,554
Exactly!
627
00:32:23,589 --> 00:32:24,101
Garcon!
628
00:32:24,136 --> 00:32:26,570
Mam, we need a Scouser.
629
00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:30,585
What the fuck do you look like?
630
00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:32,258
Has anyone seen Liam?
631
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:42,621
Fucking gangsters, eh?
Eh, you remember, Lillian!
632
00:32:42,656 --> 00:32:44,334
You know, before Slack Alices,
633
00:32:44,369 --> 00:32:46,746
me and our Bernard sent the Krays
packing.
634
00:32:46,781 --> 00:32:48,738
You'd have been about eight!
635
00:32:48,773 --> 00:32:53,255
Platform seven, Piccadilly station,
stood at the back, QSG.
636
00:32:53,290 --> 00:32:55,527
Showed the "Cockneys", all right.
637
00:32:55,562 --> 00:32:56,972
The shopping channel?
638
00:32:57,007 --> 00:33:00,147
Not QS - Quality Street Gang,
639
00:33:00,182 --> 00:33:04,198
you know, Tommy the Hat, Benny Axes,
Kenny the Dope. You know.
640
00:33:04,233 --> 00:33:06,536
Manchester's finest.
641
00:33:06,571 --> 00:33:08,181
I prefer Roses.
642
00:33:15,933 --> 00:33:18,845
? Raindrops keep falling on my head
643
00:33:19,905 --> 00:33:22,533
? But that doesn't mean my eyes
will soon... ?
644
00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:24,499
You're like ET.
645
00:33:24,534 --> 00:33:27,722
?..Crying's not for me
646
00:33:27,757 --> 00:33:30,720
? Cos I'm never going
to stop the rain... ?
647
00:33:30,755 --> 00:33:33,683
No, not round here.
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
648
00:33:33,718 --> 00:33:35,402
What's wrong?
649
00:33:35,437 --> 00:33:37,086
Just not here.
650
00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:47,759
Come on, mate. Enjoy it while we can.
651
00:33:47,794 --> 00:33:48,781
I'm trying.
652
00:33:49,813 --> 00:33:52,873
She was a bit lively
getting you away from there.
653
00:33:54,022 --> 00:33:55,758
Sacred spaces.
654
00:33:55,793 --> 00:33:57,932
She's right into me, though.
655
00:33:57,967 --> 00:33:59,512
She could be your mam!
656
00:34:01,168 --> 00:34:04,319
MILF with her own weed farm -
could it get any better?
657
00:34:06,379 --> 00:34:08,205
See you later.
658
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:12,051
So you've had no boyfriends at all
since your ex?
659
00:34:12,086 --> 00:34:12,890
How long's he been dead?
660
00:34:12,925 --> 00:34:15,338
Couple of years.
661
00:34:15,373 --> 00:34:17,443
That's a long time without a man.
662
00:34:17,478 --> 00:34:18,737
Maybe.
663
00:34:18,772 --> 00:34:19,978
You don't talk about him much.
664
00:34:20,013 --> 00:34:21,180
That's right.
665
00:34:21,215 --> 00:34:24,616
But you started to.
666
00:34:24,651 --> 00:34:26,767
Penile cancer sounds nasty.
667
00:34:26,802 --> 00:34:28,234
Change the channel.
668
00:34:28,269 --> 00:34:30,303
Just change the channel.
669
00:34:30,338 --> 00:34:31,985
It's not contagious, is it?
670
00:34:32,020 --> 00:34:33,632
Just kept going on and on.
671
00:34:48,548 --> 00:34:50,685
You're right.
672
00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:53,484
It's been too long.
673
00:34:58,809 --> 00:35:00,071
I think she's up for it.
674
00:35:00,106 --> 00:35:01,599
Never(!)
675
00:35:01,634 --> 00:35:02,970
What's up with you?
676
00:35:03,005 --> 00:35:05,335
Let's see where your
dick takes us this time.
677
00:35:05,370 --> 00:35:07,665
Don't be like that.
She might want both of us.
678
00:35:11,675 --> 00:35:12,915
Give her one from me.
679
00:35:27,824 --> 00:35:29,519
Oh, no more!
680
00:35:37,446 --> 00:35:39,848
FUCK!
681
00:35:39,883 --> 00:35:44,035
PHONE RINGS
682
00:35:53,510 --> 00:35:56,582
'Carl, you always say "see you".'
683
00:36:09,865 --> 00:36:14,052
You'll be perfect for the part.
It's been a nightmare getting extras.
684
00:36:14,087 --> 00:36:15,984
Do we share the prize money?
685
00:36:16,019 --> 00:36:17,842
Why? You're pulling out anyway.
686
00:36:17,877 --> 00:36:20,311
We sacrifice our project
for a greater cause.
687
00:36:20,346 --> 00:36:21,731
You're not doing
anything about Jimmy.
688
00:36:21,766 --> 00:36:24,451
Seems everyone is
too scared to do anything.
689
00:36:24,486 --> 00:36:25,587
It's not our fight.
690
00:36:25,622 --> 00:36:29,945
You know, the surveillance
can look after itself.
691
00:36:32,237 --> 00:36:35,400
All right.
We'll split the winnings.
692
00:36:35,435 --> 00:36:36,681
OK.
693
00:36:44,611 --> 00:36:50,345
For some reason, my new bird
didn't understand me.
694
00:36:50,380 --> 00:36:51,756
I love the start of this.
695
00:36:56,030 --> 00:36:58,228
Are you right in the head?
696
00:36:58,263 --> 00:37:00,538
Lots of couples watch these films.
697
00:37:00,573 --> 00:37:01,975
On a first date?
698
00:37:05,635 --> 00:37:07,773
And...cut
699
00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:10,094
Great. Well done, team.
700
00:37:13,274 --> 00:37:15,572
All across the estate...
701
00:37:17,125 --> 00:37:19,372
Why won't the council sort it?
702
00:37:19,407 --> 00:37:23,275
Smackheads, crackheads,
rapists, murderers...
703
00:37:23,310 --> 00:37:25,037
Does me in.
704
00:37:25,072 --> 00:37:27,279
Looking for a good time?
705
00:37:27,314 --> 00:37:29,486
Cabbages me napper...
706
00:37:29,521 --> 00:37:31,347
Sends me under.
707
00:37:37,518 --> 00:37:40,878
Then I sussedit.
708
00:37:40,913 --> 00:37:45,100
Even though my swede kept pounding...
709
00:37:45,135 --> 00:37:46,835
Save just one little lamb...
710
00:37:46,870 --> 00:37:51,443
Save one...and the buzzing might
stop and the headaches go away.
711
00:37:55,725 --> 00:37:59,229
Damp pissflaps for the first time
in years girls.
712
00:37:59,264 --> 00:38:01,994
Right! Come on.
713
00:38:02,029 --> 00:38:03,485
Oh, come on, give it here.
714
00:38:41,188 --> 00:38:43,190
Not so posh now, are you, girls?
715
00:38:48,676 --> 00:38:49,984
Can you hear me now?
716
00:38:54,688 --> 00:38:56,053
Can you hear me now?
717
00:38:56,088 --> 00:38:57,251
Ian?
718
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:01,879
Yeah?
719
00:39:03,018 --> 00:39:05,264
I fancy a drink.
720
00:39:05,299 --> 00:39:06,027
Have you got a death wish?
721
00:39:06,062 --> 00:39:07,775
He won't stop me.
722
00:39:07,810 --> 00:39:09,445
You don't think?
723
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,373
Are you going somewhere?
724
00:39:11,408 --> 00:39:13,267
Yeah I got something to do.
725
00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:15,638
What's this?
726
00:39:15,673 --> 00:39:18,058
Oh-ho! Now who's got a death wish?
727
00:39:18,093 --> 00:39:20,409
Have you got any better ideas?
728
00:39:20,444 --> 00:39:24,960
It's not Micky's movie!
Somebody might come forward.
729
00:39:24,995 --> 00:39:26,792
The whole estate's shit-scared.
730
00:39:26,827 --> 00:39:28,614
He's not gonna just admit to it.
731
00:39:28,649 --> 00:39:30,366
So I'll, I'll have to be subtle.
732
00:39:30,401 --> 00:39:33,290
Ian, it's not the time
to play the hero.
733
00:39:33,325 --> 00:39:34,531
I'm no hero.
734
00:39:34,566 --> 00:39:36,461
I steal my brother's girl
735
00:39:36,496 --> 00:39:38,430
then stand and watch her
get hit with a pool cue.
736
00:39:38,465 --> 00:39:39,563
Stop!
737
00:39:41,570 --> 00:39:44,221
I don't know how anyone
could hit a woman.
738
00:39:44,256 --> 00:39:46,260
You'd be surprised.
739
00:39:46,295 --> 00:39:48,221
Why d'you get with him?
740
00:39:48,256 --> 00:39:49,985
He didn't start out like that.
741
00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:52,205
I guess we both changed.
742
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:54,168
Still no excuse.
743
00:39:58,071 --> 00:40:00,596
He broke six of my ribs once.
744
00:40:00,631 --> 00:40:03,141
Scum.
745
00:40:03,176 --> 00:40:05,687
You're sweet now, though.
746
00:40:05,722 --> 00:40:07,895
I wish my life was this sorted.
747
00:40:07,930 --> 00:40:09,081
D'you reckon?
748
00:40:09,116 --> 00:40:10,993
What more could you want?
749
00:40:11,028 --> 00:40:14,316
I wouldn't be so sure
I'm that good a role model.
750
00:40:18,632 --> 00:40:21,412
(SOBS)
751
00:40:21,447 --> 00:40:22,967
He can't stop you any more.
752
00:40:23,002 --> 00:40:26,563
You could just go back on the boats.
753
00:40:26,598 --> 00:40:27,729
He can.
754
00:40:27,764 --> 00:40:28,861
How?
755
00:40:34,596 --> 00:40:37,474
Oh, shit!
756
00:40:40,368 --> 00:40:41,596
Fuckin' kill you!
757
00:40:43,126 --> 00:40:44,662
Please!
758
00:41:00,928 --> 00:41:03,146
I'm more a prisoner than before.
759
00:41:04,757 --> 00:41:07,612
If I ever leave,
then they find the body.
760
00:41:09,303 --> 00:41:12,591
What do you think's left
down there after two years?
761
00:41:12,626 --> 00:41:15,648
Bet his hands are still as big.
762
00:41:16,707 --> 00:41:18,550
Pigs eat anything, don't they?
763
00:41:21,830 --> 00:41:23,718
No way, Chesney.
764
00:41:26,697 --> 00:41:29,268
Harris'd love a break
from that diet.
765
00:41:31,725 --> 00:41:33,418
All right, mate.
766
00:41:33,453 --> 00:41:35,111
You having a laugh?
767
00:41:35,146 --> 00:41:36,139
Are you?
768
00:41:36,174 --> 00:41:38,422
What is it with you and my family?
769
00:41:38,457 --> 00:41:42,006
You must mean Carl, cos
I ain't got round to Liam yet.
770
00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:43,378
Where is he?
771
00:41:43,413 --> 00:41:48,487
You think I'm stupid? I found
a camera. You do think I'm stupid.
772
00:42:03,399 --> 00:42:04,673
I'm getting out of here.
773
00:42:07,277 --> 00:42:08,644
When?
774
00:42:08,679 --> 00:42:10,036
Now.
775
00:42:10,071 --> 00:42:11,394
Right.
776
00:42:13,428 --> 00:42:15,315
I'm coming with you.
777
00:42:15,350 --> 00:42:17,202
What about the weed?
778
00:42:17,237 --> 00:42:19,465
Your new bird?
779
00:43:18,636 --> 00:43:21,446
SCREAMS
780
00:43:34,849 --> 00:43:37,100
Great ambition.
They should be really proud.
781
00:43:37,135 --> 00:43:42,357
(POSH ACCENT) Possibly as innovative
as the original, considering the budget.
782
00:43:42,392 --> 00:43:45,819
I thought you were a Scouser?
783
00:43:45,854 --> 00:43:47,250
The Wirral.
784
00:43:51,125 --> 00:43:54,800
'The hurricane of retribution
flushed the shit down the drain.
785
00:43:54,835 --> 00:43:58,288
'Me napper wasn't shredded.
The buzzing was a quiet beep.
786
00:43:58,323 --> 00:44:00,764
'The dealers got fucked off
as flowers bloomed
787
00:44:00,799 --> 00:44:02,860
'and kiddies' laughter
filled the air.
788
00:44:02,895 --> 00:44:05,295
'Old people went back in the park.
789
00:44:05,330 --> 00:44:08,740
'I married Beatrice
and we adopted Jodie.
790
00:44:08,775 --> 00:44:13,747
'United won yet another treble
and we all lived happily ever after.
791
00:44:15,381 --> 00:44:17,941
SMATTERING OF APPLAUSE
792
00:44:17,976 --> 00:44:21,531
EVERYONE APPLAUDS
793
00:44:35,489 --> 00:44:38,572
Your little cocktail certainly
livened proceedings at the WI.
794
00:44:38,607 --> 00:44:41,197
52 copies sold already.
795
00:44:41,232 --> 00:44:45,908
12.99.
Threadbare-rug-munching.com.
796
00:44:45,943 --> 00:44:48,080
Some sick fucks out there.
797
00:44:48,115 --> 00:44:49,488
Check February...
798
00:44:55,739 --> 00:44:58,344
'There's a better way
of phrasing that law of physics
799
00:44:58,379 --> 00:44:59,812
'opposite reaction thing...
800
00:44:59,847 --> 00:45:02,844
'Just say it the way
we do round here.
801
00:45:02,879 --> 00:45:05,841
'What goes around comes around,
and that.'
802
00:45:08,392 --> 00:45:09,324
Blood?!
803
00:45:12,413 --> 00:45:16,542
'Cos now it's time
to stop all the bullshit.
804
00:45:16,577 --> 00:45:22,948
'Stop flapping. Galvanise. Stick
together in the name of righteousness
805
00:45:22,983 --> 00:45:26,012
'and that.
Do the right things, innit?'
806
00:45:26,047 --> 00:45:27,045
DOOR SLAMS
807
00:45:28,625 --> 00:45:31,674
Y'all right, all right?
808
00:45:31,709 --> 00:45:32,731
Ian?
809
00:45:45,024 --> 00:45:47,672
Please, Carl. Just come home.
810
00:45:47,707 --> 00:45:50,321
They're on to you already.
811
00:45:50,356 --> 00:45:51,570
You're firing blanks?
812
00:45:51,605 --> 00:45:54,392
It's a terrible affliction.
We put our heads together
813
00:45:54,427 --> 00:45:56,404
and come up with a solution.
814
00:45:56,439 --> 00:45:59,761
You won't know which is which.
Think Kelly'll be up for it?
815
00:45:59,796 --> 00:46:01,830
We all know
who's really responsible.
816
00:46:01,865 --> 00:46:04,572
If you don't fess up,
I'll fucking kill ya.
817
00:46:04,607 --> 00:46:07,279
Things can go back
to the way they were.
818
00:46:07,314 --> 00:46:08,580
No. They can't.
819
00:46:08,615 --> 00:46:09,807
Yeah, they can.
820
00:46:09,842 --> 00:46:11,286
Are you sure you want to do this?
821
00:46:11,321 --> 00:46:13,895
Gallagher!
822
00:46:13,930 --> 00:46:15,693
Yeah that's right. run after him.
823
00:46:15,728 --> 00:46:19,972
I'm leaving.
824
00:47:00,060 --> 00:47:02,836
SHOUTING
825
00:47:19,688 --> 00:47:21,220
Cut!
826
00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:22,753
Cut!
827
00:47:23,820 --> 00:47:25,813
Fucking hell, Frank.
828
00:47:25,848 --> 00:47:28,043
All right, here you go then.
829
00:47:28,078 --> 00:47:30,319
Quadroplegia.
830
00:48:45,384 --> 00:48:46,987
Uh-hm?
831
00:48:47,022 --> 00:48:49,104
(grunting and snorting)
832
00:48:50,027 --> 00:48:51,483
(grunting)
833
00:48:51,623 --> 00:48:52,521
THUD
834
00:48:55,399 --> 00:48:57,845
(slowing footsteps)
835
00:48:59,381 --> 00:49:01,087
(snorting)
836
00:49:01,762 --> 00:49:04,583
(grunting and growling)
837
00:49:06,633 --> 00:49:07,975
Mm-hm...
838
00:49:09,250 --> 00:49:10,387
Hrrrgh!
839
00:49:11,066 --> 00:49:13,091
(low moan)
840
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,736
Pain when moving?
841
00:49:38,771 --> 00:49:41,705
Voltarol Pain-eze tablets provide
powerful pain and...
842
00:49:41,740 --> 00:49:43,935
..inflammation relief because it's
pain relieving power is...
843
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,202
..concentrated exactly
where you need it.
844
00:49:46,450 --> 00:49:48,282
Voltaral Pain-eze tablets...
845
00:49:48,317 --> 00:49:50,103
..relieves pain and helps keep
you moving.
846
00:49:50,138 --> 00:49:51,875
Chosen by millions Worldwide.
847
00:49:54,618 --> 00:49:57,542
You know that bit of money you've
put aside? Not doing much, is it?
848
00:49:57,727 --> 00:50:00,161
No. But with a tax-free ISA
from Barclays,
849
00:50:00,355 --> 00:50:02,391
it can perform better
than you thought.
850
00:50:02,546 --> 00:50:06,016
? The sun'll come out tomorrow
851
00:50:06,144 --> 00:50:08,738
? Bet your bottom dollar that...
852
00:50:08,885 --> 00:50:10,125
Oh, there you are, you see.
853
00:50:10,270 --> 00:50:12,165
"Perform better than you thought."
854
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,060
I wondered where this one was going.
855
00:50:14,198 --> 00:50:15,847
? Tomorrow!
856
00:50:15,988 --> 00:50:17,513
? Tomorrow!
857
00:50:17,548 --> 00:50:20,039
? You're always a day away!
858
00:50:20,295 --> 00:50:21,307
Take one
small step
859
00:50:21,515 --> 00:50:23,187
and open a tax-free
ISA from:
860
00:50:25,363 --> 00:50:29,777
At British Gas, we know
it hasn't been easy this winter.
861
00:50:30,014 --> 00:50:33,142
That's why we're dropping
our gas prices again.
862
00:50:33,318 --> 00:50:35,206
So now we have the cheapest
863
00:50:35,330 --> 00:50:38,504
standard gas and electricity tariff
864
00:50:38,633 --> 00:50:40,419
of any major supplier in Britain.
865
00:50:45,361 --> 00:50:46,703
To find out about the cheapest
866
00:50:46,872 --> 00:50:49,511
standard dual fuel, go online.
867
00:50:49,769 --> 00:50:52,533
Look after your world this winter
with:
868
00:51:28,764 --> 00:51:31,631
? Welcome to my world
869
00:51:34,973 --> 00:51:37,385
? Won't you come on in?
870
00:51:41,546 --> 00:51:44,253
? Welcome to my world
871
00:51:46,883 --> 00:51:48,680
? Built with you in mind
872
00:51:48,829 --> 00:51:51,616
New Sensatori holidays from Thomson.
873
00:51:51,754 --> 00:51:53,187
Built with you in mind.
874
00:53:34,157 --> 00:53:37,308
This programme contains
strong language and violence.
875
00:53:37,343 --> 00:53:40,261
Emily! This is my...friend, Lara.
876
00:53:40,296 --> 00:53:41,602
This is my friend, Mandy.
877
00:53:41,637 --> 00:53:42,873
Have you already met?
878
00:53:42,908 --> 00:53:44,694
Yeah. It was a coincidence.
879
00:53:44,729 --> 00:53:45,747
'What's going on?'
880
00:53:45,782 --> 00:53:47,271
Nothing.
881
00:53:47,306 --> 00:53:49,604
James, aren't you supposed
to be in jail?
882
00:53:49,639 --> 00:53:50,797
Yes.
883
00:53:50,832 --> 00:53:52,396
You can't just stay here!
884
00:53:52,431 --> 00:53:54,456
Effie, what the fuck is going on?
885
00:53:54,491 --> 00:53:55,626
You didn't reply.
886
00:53:59,226 --> 00:54:01,979
Freddie! Effie won't
come out of the toilet.
887
00:54:02,014 --> 00:54:02,880
You left her alone?
888
00:54:06,470 --> 00:54:11,294
She's going to need us
to help rebuild her again.
889
00:54:47,552 --> 00:54:50,419
MAN: What are you thinking about?
890
00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:51,840
My brother.
891
00:54:54,934 --> 00:54:57,539
What about him?
892
00:54:57,574 --> 00:55:00,291
Nothing.
893
00:55:00,326 --> 00:55:02,248
Something happened to him,
didn't it?
894
00:55:04,778 --> 00:55:07,183
Lots of things happened to him.
895
00:55:07,218 --> 00:55:09,547
He was born almost a month late.
896
00:55:09,582 --> 00:55:12,403
Won a poetry competition when
he was eight and met Sarah Ferguson.
897
00:55:13,954 --> 00:55:19,773
Got the highest mark for a
first-year essay in Cardiff's history.
898
00:55:19,808 --> 00:55:25,592
And somewhere in there, he was hit
by a bus and nearly killed, right?
899
00:55:27,158 --> 00:55:30,207
Why don't you tell me about that?
900
00:55:30,242 --> 00:55:31,708
Why that?
901
00:55:31,743 --> 00:55:33,547
Why not the good stuff?
902
00:55:33,582 --> 00:55:35,857
Because I'm not interested in it.
903
00:55:41,050 --> 00:55:43,905
Tell me what happened to
your brother, Elizabeth.
904
00:55:43,940 --> 00:55:45,054
From the start.
905
00:55:47,242 --> 00:55:52,221
(# LOW ANTHEM:
Oh My God, Charlie Darwin)
906
00:55:52,256 --> 00:55:57,200
? Set the sails
I feel the winds a'stirring
907
00:56:01,083 --> 00:56:07,386
? Towards the bright horizon
Set the way... ?
908
00:56:07,421 --> 00:56:11,133
WOMAN: OK, on three.
909
00:56:11,168 --> 00:56:14,373
One, two...
910
00:56:15,630 --> 00:56:18,786
Johann! Stop it! Johann!
911
00:56:18,821 --> 00:56:21,335
- Stop it, right now!
- (JOHANN YELLS)
912
00:56:22,954 --> 00:56:25,582
Come here!
Come here!
913
00:56:34,378 --> 00:56:41,659
?...Who could heed the words
of Charlie Darwin?
914
00:56:45,198 --> 00:56:51,307
? Fighting for the system
built to fail... ?
915
00:57:01,790 --> 00:57:04,258
Ooh! You said you were cold.
916
00:57:07,512 --> 00:57:11,403
I don't recognise it.
917
00:57:11,438 --> 00:57:13,759
It's Freddie's.
918
00:57:13,794 --> 00:57:14,954
Oh. Do you want me to get you
another one?
919
00:57:14,989 --> 00:57:17,593
No. It's fine. I'll keep it.
920
00:57:36,948 --> 00:57:39,712
You're doing so well, sweetheart.
921
00:57:41,368 --> 00:57:43,654
There's a bus coming.
Tony doesn't see it.
922
00:57:45,516 --> 00:57:47,177
He's distracted.
923
00:57:51,454 --> 00:57:54,913
It hits him. Runs him over.
924
00:57:54,948 --> 00:57:57,644
He's in the gutter
and he's bleeding.
925
00:57:59,255 --> 00:58:00,699
He looks dead.
926
00:58:02,782 --> 00:58:05,103
Open your eyes.
927
00:58:08,798 --> 00:58:10,087
Well done, Elizabeth.
928
00:58:10,122 --> 00:58:13,876
It's taken you three weeks
to tell me that story.
929
00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:16,684
How do you feel?
930
00:58:16,719 --> 00:58:18,121
Awful.
931
00:58:20,846 --> 00:58:23,418
I'd like us to try something now.
932
00:58:23,453 --> 00:58:26,465
I want you to close your eyes again
933
00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:29,478
and imagine that bus never hit Tony.
934
00:58:29,513 --> 00:58:31,059
Can you do that for me?
935
00:58:31,094 --> 00:58:32,377
But it did hit him.
936
00:58:32,412 --> 00:58:33,623
It's just an exercise.
937
00:58:33,658 --> 00:58:36,218
Try to imagine it never happened.
938
00:58:39,964 --> 00:58:41,818
OK.
939
00:58:45,134 --> 00:58:47,204
Make a picture in your head.
940
00:58:49,682 --> 00:58:51,832
What do you see?
941
00:58:52,938 --> 00:58:56,840
Tony, standing by the road.
942
00:58:57,964 --> 00:58:59,477
He's laughing.
943
00:58:59,512 --> 00:59:00,914
Good.
944
00:59:06,488 --> 00:59:07,420
Afternoon.
945
00:59:09,052 --> 00:59:11,327
How's the real world?
946
00:59:11,362 --> 00:59:13,604
Fine.
947
00:59:19,393 --> 00:59:22,157
Well, I don't know, actually.
948
00:59:22,192 --> 00:59:23,746
Me and Emily,
949
00:59:23,781 --> 00:59:29,315
we're all...
Since...the...
950
00:59:29,350 --> 00:59:32,565
You know.
And I don't know what we're doing,
951
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:36,204
if we're OK or if we're about to
break up.
952
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:39,808
Sometimes I think
she can read my mind.
953
00:59:39,843 --> 00:59:41,735
I seriously do.
954
00:59:41,770 --> 00:59:44,157
I mean, is that normal?
955
00:59:44,192 --> 00:59:46,545
Is that what you...?
956
00:59:50,287 --> 00:59:51,323
Eff?
957
00:59:51,358 --> 00:59:54,668
You think you're going mad,
so you came to see me
958
00:59:54,703 --> 00:59:56,614
to see what a mad person looks like?
959
00:59:56,649 --> 00:59:58,451
No!
960
00:59:58,486 --> 01:00:00,254
No.
961
01:00:02,639 --> 01:00:04,109
No.
962
01:00:04,144 --> 01:00:05,541
Yes.
963
01:00:05,576 --> 01:00:08,093
Listen to me very carefully, Naomi.
964
01:00:08,128 --> 01:00:11,234
You need to get a message
to the Dog Lord of Azerbaijan.
965
01:00:11,269 --> 01:00:12,884
He's got my toilet ticket.
966
01:00:20,094 --> 01:00:22,016
Oh, God, what are they giving you?!
967
01:00:22,051 --> 01:00:23,215
And can I have some?
968
01:00:24,850 --> 01:00:28,538
This whole thing
with this girl, Sophia.
969
01:00:28,573 --> 01:00:31,110
Why don't you just imagine
it never happened?
970
01:00:33,642 --> 01:00:35,288
But it did.
971
01:00:35,323 --> 01:00:40,010
Yeah, but if you tried to
think like you didn't...
972
01:00:40,045 --> 01:00:42,277
But...
973
01:00:44,572 --> 01:00:47,982
Am I missing something?
974
01:00:48,017 --> 01:00:50,611
You can't change
what's already happened.
975
01:00:50,646 --> 01:00:52,048
I wish you could.
976
01:00:53,002 --> 01:00:57,883
But...you just can't.
977
01:02:22,663 --> 01:02:26,064
..then Mrs White said-
Lucy, gotta go now. Bye.
978
01:02:29,864 --> 01:02:32,108
Whenever Dad calls,
he's always on his mobile.
979
01:02:32,143 --> 01:02:34,353
It's like he just
doesn't want to talk to me.
980
01:02:34,388 --> 01:02:36,249
Of course, he does...!
981
01:02:36,284 --> 01:02:38,559
I've just been talking to her.
She's really upset.
982
01:02:39,592 --> 01:02:41,153
It's your dad.
983
01:02:41,188 --> 01:02:42,962
Hey, Dad. Hey, Lucy-Lou.
984
01:02:43,376 --> 01:02:46,231
If a conversation's worth having,
use your BT landline.
985
01:02:46,266 --> 01:02:48,137
Oh, and Mum's getting married
to Adam.
986
01:02:53,406 --> 01:02:54,930
Uh-hm?
987
01:02:55,044 --> 01:02:57,080
(grunting and snorting)
988
01:02:58,042 --> 01:02:59,464
(grunting)
989
01:02:59,592 --> 01:03:00,536
THUD
990
01:03:03,481 --> 01:03:05,836
(slowing footsteps)
991
01:03:07,422 --> 01:03:09,037
(snorting)
992
01:03:09,778 --> 01:03:12,554
(grunting and growling)
993
01:03:14,651 --> 01:03:15,982
Mm-hm...
994
01:03:17,220 --> 01:03:18,323
Hrrrgh!
995
01:03:19,058 --> 01:03:21,026
(low moan)
996
01:03:22,844 --> 01:03:23,742
What do you think?
997
01:03:24,775 --> 01:03:25,582
( Children laugh )
Sir, it suits you!
998
01:03:25,886 --> 01:03:29,902
There you go, put that on your head,
that's lovely Princess Miranda...
999
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:30,842
( Children laugh )
1000
01:03:30,877 --> 01:03:32,037
..I'm liking that, that's good!
1001
01:03:32,370 --> 01:03:34,156
Teaching children
about the solar system...
1002
01:03:34,474 --> 01:03:35,736
..doesn't have to take
place in the classroom.
1003
01:03:36,126 --> 01:03:39,334
If it's 0.6 it'll be...
..Twelve o'clock!..It'll be 60.
1004
01:03:39,369 --> 01:03:40,992
Here you go, that's 240 metres.
1005
01:03:41,027 --> 01:03:41,892
And rotate please!
1006
01:03:42,064 --> 01:03:43,952
Keep moving, spin.
1007
01:03:43,987 --> 01:03:45,085
Keep going!
1008
01:03:45,263 --> 01:03:46,457
( Children laugh )
1009
01:03:46,631 --> 01:03:47,802
Mercyry, where are you going?!
1010
01:03:47,950 --> 01:03:52,125
Visit:
1011
01:04:22,517 --> 01:04:23,734
Morning!
1012
01:04:23,896 --> 01:04:25,170
Morning, love.
1013
01:04:26,034 --> 01:04:28,662
�20? That's more than normal.
1014
01:04:29,364 --> 01:04:31,764
How much have you
been spending at Tesco?
1015
01:04:31,799 --> 01:04:33,202
Er, just the usual.
1016
01:04:33,349 --> 01:04:36,170
She must be spending a fortune.
I mean, look what turned up.
1017
01:04:36,311 --> 01:04:37,881
Perhaps she's having an affair?
1018
01:04:38,060 --> 01:04:39,721
Well, I mean,
she's a good-looking woman.
1019
01:04:39,899 --> 01:04:42,390
You'll be saying I need
to start following her next.
1020
01:04:45,514 --> 01:04:46,902
? BANJO
1021
01:04:50,762 --> 01:04:53,162
At Tesco, you earn double
Clubcard points
1022
01:04:53,368 --> 01:04:54,278
across
the store.
1023
01:04:54,370 --> 01:04:55,769
So you used to get one point
1024
01:04:55,906 --> 01:04:57,567
for every pound you spend -
1025
01:04:57,738 --> 01:04:59,399
now you
get two.
1026
01:04:59,591 --> 01:05:00,888
Hello, what are
you doing here?
1027
01:05:01,030 --> 01:05:02,304
Er...
1028
01:05:02,526 --> 01:05:04,460
You left this
on the kitchen table.
1029
01:05:04,495 --> 01:05:05,473
Oh...
1030
01:05:05,508 --> 01:05:07,669
What would I do without you?!
1031
01:05:07,935 --> 01:05:14,761
Earn twice as many
points at Tesco.
1032
01:05:14,811 --> 01:05:19,361
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