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'Now nobody's saying
the Chatsworth Estate is the garden of Eden
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'but it's been a good home to us -
me, Frank Gallagher,
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'and me kids who l'm proud of,
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'cos every single one of them
reminds me a little of me.
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'They can all think for themselves,
which they've me to thank for.'
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- Run! Run for it!
- Leg it!
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'Fiona, who's a massive help,
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'Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite,
which is why nobody calls him Philip now,
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'Ian, a lot like his mam,
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'which is handy for the others
cos she's disappeared into thin air,
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'and Carl - we daren't let him grow his hair
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'cos it stands on end and makes him
look like Toyah and nits love it.
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'Debbie - sent by God. Total angel.
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'You've to check your change but she'll go
miles out of her way to do you a favour.
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'Plus Liam - gonna be a star
once we've got the fits under control.
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'Sheila, me bird. Couldn't be happier...
One plate short of a full set, like.
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'Fantastic neighbours Kev and Veronica.
Lend you anything. Well, not anything.
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'But all of them to a man know,
first and foremost,
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'one of the most vital necessities in this life
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'is they know how to throw a party!
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'Scatter!'
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(Carl) 'The reason everyone loves dogs is
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'it's dead easy to know
what they're thinking.
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'With people, it's a bit more tricky.'
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State of her! lmagine waking up
to that every morning.
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She looks like a bloke.
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Thought you said you'd be ready.
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Shit, sorry Mandy. l lost track of time.
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Grab these two.
l need a couple of things.
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Why do you carry on this charade?
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Your mum thinks you're gay anyway.
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l know but now Lip's shagging her, in't he?
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'People have too many secrets.
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'They're always saying things
that mean summat else.
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'Wi' dogs, what you see is what you get.'
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What's up?
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Nothing.
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l just...
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Do we have to?
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l'm not really in the mood.
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Suit yourself.
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What were that..?
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We're in deep shit.
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Well, how sure are you?
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Five weeks late.
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Five week?
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l kept thinking it'd come.
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l got this.
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We'd best find out.
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Give us a bit of privacy, then.
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l used johnnies every time.
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Well summat's gone wrong.
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lt takes two minutes.
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Blue line's positive.
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ls it definitely his?
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Well it's not yours, is it?
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No, l just meant...
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l'm not a slapper, lan!
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BANGlNG ON DOOR
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lt's busy.
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l'm bursting. >
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Tough shit, go next door!
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Martin's there - it stinks. >
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Use a milk bottle.
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Argh!
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Congratulations,
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you're gonna be a daddy.
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Kev, pint of lager when you're ready.
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Pint, is it, love?
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What the f...?! Who are you?
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Cassie Weston, relief manager.
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- What's happened to Jez?
- Enforced sabbatical, love.
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Cassie's from the brewery.
She's covering while Jez retrains.
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Yeah, the trouble wi' pubs is
people start taking them for granted.
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Things slide, profits dip and then
before you know it, you might as well
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be giving the beer away.
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l'm sorry, l didn't catch your name.
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Frank, Frank Gallagher.
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Right, that'll be £1 .90 for your lager
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and the rest can come off your tab.
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Not that it'll make much impact.
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DRUNKEN LAUGHTER
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He totally fancied you.
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He looked like Uncle Fester.
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Talk about the ugly tree!
He hit every branch...
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(Both) ..twice!
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Oi, you little shit!
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Get off her!
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PERSONAL ALARM
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You little bastard!
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Veronica!
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Sorry. l thought it might help.
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£2.50 that cost me.
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Are you all right?
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Did it have much in it?
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The first night l met Steve he tried
to stop me getting my bag nicked.
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Why does everything
have to remind me of him?
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PEElNG
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Will she get rid of it?
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How the hell should l know?
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There's still plenty of time
for an abortion. lt's up to 1 6 weeks.
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She can't keep it.
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She can't.
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l wouldn't mind, l were
going to knock it on the head.
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l didn't even want the sex any more.
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What? lt were only a jump.
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lt weren't supposed to mean owt,
she's a fuckin' Maguire.
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Why weren't you more careful?
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Than what? Johnnies?
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What do you use, lan, bin liners?
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No, you use Kash's arse.
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Piss off!
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l'm moving out of this house.
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Can't you just go round
and see what she's thinking?
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No way, you go round.
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Who am l? You're the one who
were supposed to be shaggin' her.
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BABY CRlES
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Can't you shut them fuckin' kids up?
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Sheila, where do you keep
that little box with the 2p's in?
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What's goin' on?
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Remember that article you showed me
about the dog that joined Mensa?
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Yeah.
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On the other side there was a
piece about toxins in breast milk.
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Everything that goes into me
goes into them.
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l'm damaging them, Frank.
l'm damaging them.
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'Ey, 'ey, 'ey, hang on cos you're
on this stuff for a reason.
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Medication, medication... Tell her.
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He's right, Mam,
you just can't throw them out.
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You'll be climbing the fuckin' walls.
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Sometimes, Frank,
we have to make sacrifices.
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Look at Joan of Arc.
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l've got to go now, mum.
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A pint of Dog, when you're ready,
please, stout yeoman.
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One pound and ninety pence.
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So, that's £1 .90 off your tab, in't it, Frank?
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'Ey, wait, no, because that's not
playing by the fuckin' rules.
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And what rules were those, Frank?
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This is a pub, not a charity.
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That's £365
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and l want every penny back.
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Dad wants words.
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You know why we've brought you.
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Our Mandy can't keep secrets.
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Not from her mother.
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l only have to look
in the them pretty brown eyes
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to know exactly what's going on, up here.
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She's very precious to us,
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our Mandy,
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our one and only daughter
and you've turned her into a woman.
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Welcome to the family.
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My Mimi was up the duff when we got hitched,
don't you worry about it.
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Well done!
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Here's to you, son.
We're going to be grandparents.
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Have a drink, lan.
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(Mimi) lan, can l have a word?
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Tell me that you love her.
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l love her. Honest, Mimi, l love her.
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You'd better, lan,
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because she's our princess, Mandy,
and if you ever
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do anything to hurt her
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your bollocks come off.
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Come on, let's get pissed.
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What are we gonna do, Mandy?
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You could not have it.
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You could just pretend that you lost it,
it happens all the time.
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- Cindy Baler lost to kids before...
- lan!
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We're Catholics, mum's pro-life.
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She deals drugs out the back door.
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So?
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lt's not the end of the world.
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lt's a baby.
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We'll deal with it.
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She's gonna have it. There's no two ways.
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You're gonna be a dad and
everyone's gonna think it's mine.
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They've even got frigging names lined up.
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So what do you suggest, lan?
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Announce the truth?
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Because that would mean exposing
your little secret, bum boy.
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Unnnh!
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Aah!
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HE PANTS
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BOTH GROAN AND PANT
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You know if l got you pregnant?
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Would you keep it?
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Would you want me to?
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Dunno. Sort of.
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lt wouldn't be so bad with you.
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You know how to sweet-talk a girl.
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No, l mean...
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you're older.
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You'd know what you wanted.
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Don't worry, Lip.
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We'll be careful.
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SKATEBOARD
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Oi!
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You little shit!
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(Man) All right, all right.
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Where's the fire?
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Kid that just legged it in here -
don't deny it, l saw him -
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snatched my bag last night.
l want it back or l'm calling the police.
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Dylan!
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Out here now.
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- Caught you!
- This lady thinks you took her bag...
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Don't think. He did.
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Thinks you might have
taken her bag last night.
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- No. She's lying.
- Why would she do that, Dylan?
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Dunno but l ain't got no bag
and l ain't seen her before.
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Maybe you've got the wrong kid.
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Little wanker.
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Fine. l'll see what the police
have to say about it.
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Hi, how you feeling, love?
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l feel like a new woman.
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1 7 hours drug-free.
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All those pills were clogging up my system.
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Well, like Francis of Assisi said
when he got the stigmata,
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one day at a time.
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HE BURPS
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Hey, lan, fancy a break?
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No.
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SHOP BELL RlNGS
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All right?
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Where's lan?
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lan, get your coat, we're going to the footie.
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Look lively, motor's running.
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He's supposed to be working.
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Not any more he isn't. >
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The day he got my Mandy pregnant
is the day he earned himself respect.
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Unless you think that doesn't apply.
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CLAPS HANDS
Chop-chop.
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Pint of lager -
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not until l am holding it.
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RAUCOUS SHOUTlNG
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(Mr Maguire) What's he looking at?
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Want a fucking picture?
Get him over here now.
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Hey, hey... lt's all right, l'll just...
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lan... l'll come quietly.
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Jesus, lan!
(What the fuck are you doing here?)
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Shut it!
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You know this joker, lan?
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Yeah, that's my dad.
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Granddaddy Gallagher.
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LAUGHTER
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lt's a good job you found
a proper family to belong to.
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Was there something else?
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What? No.
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Well, piss off back under your stone.
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Drink up.
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We'll get you another at The Crosses.
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Your address was on the work pass.
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All about pride with kids, isn't it?
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He thinks he's street, giving it the mouth.
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He's one strike away
from a young offenders.
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Shouldn't nick people's bags, then.
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l agree.
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Stepbrother. Doesn't even live here,
just darts in when he needs a quick getaway.
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Something missing?
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Tenner.
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No, forget it. lt was the bag l wanted.
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00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:13,229
Craig, by the way.
260
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,157
Fiona.
261
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,434
Under what circumstances
262
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,472
would l be called granddad?
263
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,469
l'm no expert, Frank,
but l would say it would be
264
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,988
when one of your kids has a baby.
265
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,793
Exactly. But the question is,
266
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:48,799
which one? The first one, obvious choice.
267
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:49,875
Frank, l've got no idea.
268
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,639
Who is our lan's girlfriend?
269
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,478
Mandy Maguire, has been for ages.
270
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:56,999
But they're not even...
271
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,154
No, he hasn't...?
272
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,110
Oh, fucking hell.
273
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:08,354
Fucking... Granddad.
274
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,398
My old man said be a Man U fan
275
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,830
(Maguires) But l said fuck off you're a cunt.
Oh yeah!
276
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,791
LAUGHTER
277
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,832
THEY CHANT
278
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,791
Dad, there's Vinnie MacKinnon.
279
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,876
Yee-ha! Catch him, son.
280
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:27,953
All right, Vinnie?
281
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,468
Hello there, Vinnie?
How are you doin', son?
282
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:31,509
TYRES SQUEAL
283
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,437
Hold it there, boys. Out you get.
284
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:35,555
Come on, lan!
285
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,395
(Maguires) Yee-ha!
286
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,148
Whoa!
287
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,588
People have got to learn
to pay their debts, lan.
288
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,676
You're one of us now.
289
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,995
Need anything sorting,
290
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,519
say the word.
291
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,356
All right, all right, lads.
292
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,470
Pack it in!
293
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,512
Still want his mammy to recognise him.
294
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,835
lan, hold those.
295
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,476
Maguire takes it on the chest,
beats one man.
296
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,476
- Uh!
- What a goal!
297
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:19,751
What a goal from Patrick Maguire.
298
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:24,032
ln the dying seconds, he makes it 2-0
and that surely is it,
299
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,310
the World Cup is theirs.
300
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,955
Hey, lan, come on!
301
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,073
< BLOWS NOSE
302
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,115
lan?
303
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:48,789
lan!
304
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,308
Piss off, Lip.
305
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,271
lan, look at me.
306
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,675
Go fuck yourself.
307
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,517
We have to talk about this.
308
00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:01,235
lt's not just your problem.
l'm the one in the shit.
309
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,953
Listen to me, you smart-ass prick.
310
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,356
The hardest family on the estate
think l'm their fucking son-in-law.
311
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,515
And why?
312
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,755
Why? Because of you.
313
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,951
Like you had no part in it.
Why have you got a fake bird, lan?
314
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,911
Because it suited you.
315
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,589
Because...
316
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:23,270
that's what you are. That is
what you do you, fucking queen.
317
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,031
Ask me where l've been today?
318
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,239
Fucking ask me.
319
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:36,069
Football.
320
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,388
With the Maguires.
321
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:41,512
A few beers, bit of a laugh.
Oh, yeah, and on the way home
322
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,437
we kicked the crap out of somebody.
323
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:44,959
And not just a kicking, Lip.
324
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,355
They hammered him.
And l mean hammered.
325
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,358
And they enjoyed it.
l can't be part of that family.
326
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:53,278
They're maniacs.
Proper fucking maniacs.
327
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,834
This is your mistake, you live with it.
328
00:20:56,280 --> 00:21:00,671
GRUNTlNG
329
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,720
(Fiona) Break it up. Pack it in, the pair of you.
330
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,034
Oi, oi, oi!
331
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,275
Oi! Oi!
332
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,799
Come on!
333
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,398
Tell me what's going on.
334
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,352
CLEARS THROAT
335
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,153
- Somebody better start talking.
- lt's nothing to do with me.
336
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:39,834
Must have been hidden. Must have
come out when we were scrapping.
337
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,155
Well, if it doesn't belong
to either of you...
338
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,839
Fiona, my dad's here.
Says he wants a word with you.
339
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,992
l'm just saying
she doesn't look her usual self.
340
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,554
Well, you'd better learn to keep that shut!
341
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:56,912
Oh, here he is! Mr Big Shot!
Mr Friend Of The Fucking Maguires!
342
00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:00,350
Well, you better tell us
your big secret, Mr Big Shot.
343
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:04,518
l thought it was just me,
but no other fucker seems to know.
344
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:08,394
Leave him alone, dad. He doesn't
have to tell us until he's ready.
345
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:12,592
What you on about? He's got a bird
up the duff, we've a right to know!
346
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,949
Especially that slapper!
347
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,791
Fuck off!
348
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,912
Fuck off the lot of youse!
Leave me alone!
349
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,470
Can l have his haddock?
350
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,193
What can we do
to put a smile on them chops?
351
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,390
Chuck yourself off a bridge.
352
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,590
You don't mean that, Frank.
353
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,716
l just found out...
354
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:46,309
my son's going to have a kiddie.
355
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:50,638
1 5-year-old lad,
got his girlfriend lumbered.
356
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:54,992
He's just tossed his life away
before it's started.
357
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,758
What's the sodding world coming to, eh?
358
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,678
This isn't about him at all, is it, Frank?
359
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,837
Hey, l bet you don't look
at me and think ''grandma''.
360
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,359
Huh.
361
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,073
lt doesn't mean you start wearing
zip-up slippers, you know?
362
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:30,959
Tell you what.
363
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,434
What?
364
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,311
l'll buy you a drink.
365
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,914
Hey, thought we should have a talk.
366
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,520
What for?
367
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,312
Cos we never do.
368
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:09,839
So?
369
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,915
Carl?
370
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:18,077
We'll still love you,
you know, no matter what.
371
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,358
lt's nothing to be ashamed of.
372
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,868
What isn't?
373
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:36,033
That's not mine. lt's gay!
374
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,192
KNOCK AT DOOR
375
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:48,677
Dylan sent you these. As an apology.
376
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,632
Dylan sent them?
377
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:57,678
OK, might have been my idea.
378
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,472
Tell me to piss off if you want.
379
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,273
No. l appreciate it.
380
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,120
They're beautiful.
381
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,037
Oh!
382
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,791
lt's a long story.
383
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,158
Do you fancy a drink?
384
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:28,150
You have to tell them, lan.
lt's the only way out.
385
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,315
- The Maguires?
- Kash!
386
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:33,069
You know, what do you think
they're going to say?
387
00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:36,476
They'll hate him for it.
He won't just be a liar,
388
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,873
he'll be a queer liar.
389
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:43,074
So what's your advice?
Live a lie? Marriage? Kids?
390
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:48,034
Mandy's a nice girl, lan.
391
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,230
You can't do that to her.
392
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:53,033
You can't do that to yourself.
393
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,839
You're not doing the honourable thing.
394
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,758
You're just ruining everyone's life.
395
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,830
So...
396
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:27,590
There's no mum, she pissed off years ago
and moved in with another woman.
397
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,756
What, ''moved in'' moved in?
398
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,234
Yes!
399
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:37,559
You can't say she didn't give being
straight a decent shot. Six kids.
400
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,795
Who's the bloke?
401
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,036
Sorry, grab another drink.
402
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,594
lan?
403
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,676
l don't wanna talk about it.
404
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:53,030
OK. You know l'm here when you do.
405
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,954
Listen. l should get back.
406
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:06,154
No.
407
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,953
Stay.
408
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:24,478
He writes me these letters, begging,
pleading with me to stand by him.
409
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,919
Yeah.
410
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,236
l wouldn't mind, but he's doing life!
411
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,396
You get lonely, though.
412
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,989
All them nights sleeping on your own.
413
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:42,588
Yeah, l'm the same.
Single bloke on me own. lt's not easy.
414
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:48,913
Yeah. Sometimes all you want
is the warmth of another body
415
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,076
next to yours.
416
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,951
Do you fancy clearing that bar tab, Frank?
417
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,719
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
418
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,356
We're talking...all of it?
419
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:17,310
Like it never existed.
420
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,673
You two get off, l'll finish up here.
421
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,992
No, no, no way!
422
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:38,271
Look, she's going to clear
the whole lot! Tab gone!
423
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,914
350 smackers, vanished!
424
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,234
For sex with you?
425
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,794
Shut up!
426
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:48,628
What about Sheila? You can't
fucking shag someone for money!
427
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,796
That's scraping it, even by your standards.
428
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,957
Hello? l need you to spring me!
429
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,753
Look, l'll just, you know,
430
00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:01,032
feel her up a bit, get the motor
running and then, wham!
431
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,991
''Kevus interruptus''!
432
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:09,159
Oh, you owe me for this, Frank.
And we're talking big time.
433
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,080
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
434
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:24,190
Cassie!
435
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:28,153
Why don't we take it nice and slowly?
436
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,760
Sod that, l want you in me!
437
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,398
l want you! Oh, l want you now!
438
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:41,638
Now!
439
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,591
Suck them!
440
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,551
You want me to suck your tits?
441
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:51,912
l want you to bite me! Treat me rough!
l want you to spit on me!
442
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,474
Oh!
443
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:57,432
- Cassie, l can't do this.
- You can!
444
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:00,836
lt's not, l don't want to,
l would love to, l think...
445
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,791
Playing hard to get, Frank?
446
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,432
We'll see about that.
447
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,119
No, no, wait!
448
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:11,436
Oh!
449
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:12,799
Oh!
450
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,319
Oof!
451
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:17,670
What the... !
452
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,914
What are the chances of that?
453
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,235
Come back here, you bastards!
454
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,113
Two lads, druggies, l just seen them
running off towards the park.
455
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:27,197
Right, l'm calling the police!
456
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,598
A big help you were!
457
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,153
You got out of it, didn't you?
458
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,112
Fucking come here!
459
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:39,832
She was all over you!
460
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,997
You can't keep that out of other
people's business, can you?
461
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,998
We had a plan until
you came along and fucked it up!
462
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:49,237
Frank! She was sucking you off!
463
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,510
l wouldn't say sucking.
464
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,472
- D'you know your problem, Frank?
- What?
465
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:58,798
You never think about anyone but
yourself! Never take responsibility!
466
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:02,071
- You're like a pathetic little kid!
- Takes one to know one!
467
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:06,755
Touch her again and l'll ruin your life.
468
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:07,596
Yeah.
469
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,279
Oh, l mean it, Frank. Me mum,
470
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:14,518
the house, the kids...
471
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,279
you'll lose the lot!
472
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,955
What's up with you?
473
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,395
lt's the twins.
474
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,396
The twins.
475
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:45,353
What? What's wrong with them?
476
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:46,958
Here we go.
477
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,389
Christ, they're evil! They're evil!
478
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:55,117
SQUEALlNG AND SCREAMlNG
479
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:11,514
Don't touch me. Don't touch me, please!
480
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,469
Who'd have kids?
481
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,710
Hey. Should have woken me.
482
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,513
You OK?
483
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:02,554
l've got to get the kids ready for school
and then off to work, so...
484
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:07,230
Should l use the door, or should l
disappear in a puff of smoke?
485
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:16,030
Here's your dinner money.
That's for your trip.
486
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,795
All right? ls your lan in?
487
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,120
Engagement party tomorrow night.
488
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,720
Mum thinks everyone should meet.
489
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,752
See you later, sweetheart.
490
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,358
l've asked her to marry me.
491
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,799
Does that mean we'll be related?
492
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,078
Speak for yourself.
493
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,680
Oi! Are you right in the head?
494
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:50,678
l had no option.
495
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:54,554
What are you on about?
You can't marry, you're fucking gay!
496
00:33:55,920 --> 00:34:00,072
Went round to talk to her parents.
l were going to tell them the truth.
497
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:03,430
About everything.
But the words wouldn't come out.
498
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:07,189
They thought l were nervous
so they started talking for me.
499
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:11,677
Before l knew, l were getting engaged!
They've given us a bleeding ring!
500
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:14,870
You can't do it, lan.
501
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,113
l've no fucking choice!
502
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,232
What do you want?
503
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,352
Engagement party? Why are you doing this?
504
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,719
He's a better man than you.
505
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:49,469
You're going to let him marry you?
Mandy, what do you want?
506
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,476
Lip, nothing l want to hear.
507
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,954
What d'you mean?! lt's my baby!
508
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,195
lan's brother -
509
00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:00,834
offering his congratulations.
510
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,956
Fuck!
511
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,309
Fucking fuck!
512
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:13,838
CAR HORN HONKS
513
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,630
Jesus, it's like meet the mob.
514
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,715
Pleased to meet ya. l'm Mimi. >
515
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,398
This is Patrick.
516
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,476
Fiona. Me dad, Frank.
517
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:32,635
We've met.
518
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:36,195
Yeah, happy occasion, eh?
Two families joined by love.
519
00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:37,593
You can't go through with this.
520
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:42,998
lt's like Romeo and Juliet
'cept without the suicides.
521
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,395
That Shakespeare
was no comedy writer, was he?
522
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,351
Let the celebrations commence.
523
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,753
Yay!
524
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:52,873
Come on.
ln the car. There's plenty of room.
525
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,434
Room for a little'un?
526
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,358
Yeah, if you don't mind the boot.
527
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,994
Don't do this to yourself.
528
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,068
l've changed my mind.
529
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,348
MUSlC: l'm ln The Mood For Dancing
by The Nolans
530
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,358
l'm in the mood for dancing
531
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,789
Romancing
532
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:31,871
Ooh, l'm giving it all tonight
l'm in the mood for chancing
533
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,115
l feel like dancing
534
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,232
Ooh, so come on and hold me tight
535
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,919
Dancing, dancing
536
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:45,239
l'm in the mood, babe
So let the music play
537
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:51,116
Oooh, l'm dancing, dancing
l'm in the groove, babe...
538
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:53,310
Come on, ladies. Let's have a dance.
539
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,713
We're all right here, thanks.
540
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,318
That wasn't a question.
541
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,555
l'm in the mood for dancing
542
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,034
Romancing
543
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,799
You know l shan't ever stop tonight...
544
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:08,994
l thought your family were bad but they're
like the Windsors compared to this lot.
545
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:13,352
Well, this is what happens
when Willie don't wear a rain hat.
546
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,630
Take me again
547
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:20,151
And heaven,
who knows just where it will end?
548
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,839
Everybody, can l have your attention, please?
549
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,519
Pray silence
for the master of ceremonies.
550
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:31,157
As the old saying goes,
we're not so much losing a daughter
551
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:35,432
as gaining a son
and we want our Mandy to be happy.
552
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,516
l know this young fella's
gonna make her happy.
553
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:41,189
He better had,
cos if he doesn't, l'll kill him!
554
00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:43,276
LAUGHTER
555
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:48,348
They've a young babby on the way
and l know he'll make a great father
556
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:53,474
so l want you all
to raise your glasses for a toast,
557
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,956
To Mandy and lan.
558
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,197
(All) Mandy and lan!
559
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,311
Call it off.
560
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:09,711
CALL lT OFF!
561
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:14,270
Call it off, the whole thing's a joke.
562
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,515
Donny, get him out of here.
563
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,231
The baby's mine.
564
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,875
l'm sorry.
565
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,399
l should have told you, lan.
566
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,835
You bastard!
567
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,108
Tell me you're lying.
568
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,920
Tell me you're lying.
569
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,639
Get your hands off him!
570
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,955
Your baby brother, eh?
571
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,753
Stop it, please. lt's my fault!
572
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:27,277
Break it up, the lot of you!
l want you out of my pub, now!
573
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,636
Oh, you don't scare me, love.
574
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:42,439
Look at the state of him.
You're a bleedin' animal.
575
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,871
l'm so sorry.
576
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,559
l'm really sorry.
577
00:39:56,040 --> 00:40:00,955
(SCREAMS) They've got the baby!
They've got the baby!
578
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,594
Fucking do something!
579
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,471
SHE SCREAMS MANlACALLY
580
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,796
You wanker! You're barred!
581
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,311
Gallaghers.
582
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,310
Nothing but scum.
583
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:24,632
Stay the fuck away from this baby.
584
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:28,116
lt's got nothing to do
with you cunts any more.
585
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:35,191
Scum.
586
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:38,073
Come on, everybody. Get a drink.
Don't waste all this drink.
587
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,918
Come on, we're the fucking lrish!
588
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:47,630
(Mr Maguire) Fuck all of youse!
589
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,274
Welcome back.
590
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,319
Thanks.
591
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:13,831
Did they hurt you?
592
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,838
Yeah, right.
593
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:18,916
Felt like an effeminate chimp.
594
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:24,236
l couldn't let you go through with it, lan.
595
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:29,512
You were gonna chuck your life away
because of my mistake.
596
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,110
You've made yourself the villain.
597
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,392
They're gonna hate you for it.
598
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,477
Yeah, well that's something
we'll just have to live with.
599
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,276
Don't worry. l'm not staying.
600
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:55,551
You should be ashamed of yourself.
601
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,678
l need a favour.
602
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:37,599
Don't hate Lip.
603
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:41,394
You can't hate him
because l knew all along.
604
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,749
About him and Mandy.
605
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,633
And what about the baby?
606
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,478
There was no way it could be mine.
607
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,353
And yet you were gonna go along with it?
608
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,994
The engagement, the wedding?
609
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,479
Mandy were my cover.
We never even done it.
610
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,677
Don't tell anyone.
611
00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:24,554
Please, Fiona. Don't tell anyone.
612
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:02,113
Look, it wasn't you, OK?
l just can't get into all that again.
613
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:03,388
All that?
614
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,432
He broke your heart, yeah?
615
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,835
You used to love him.
616
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,030
That guy. ln the picture.
617
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,392
l'm sorry.
618
00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:24,196
l was just lonely.
619
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,515
l hardly even know you.
620
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,150
Ain't that the point?
621
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,953
l never imagined
l'd have a kid at this age.
622
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,831
That's what all the fuck-ups do.
623
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:47,316
Shag some bird and then piss off
and leave someone else to bring it up.
624
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:50,033
CSA chasing 'em for money.
625
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,397
Except now l am the fuck-up.
626
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,712
She were a good jump, though.
627
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,274
See you two have kissed and made up.
628
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:04,470
Look who's found her marbles.
629
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:09,155
The doctors said l should never
have come off of the Seroxin.
630
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,476
Oh, what's the matter, baby?
631
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,272
Were you missing your daddy?
632
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,117
Oh.
633
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,071
Give it him. Be good practice.
634
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:21,237
Hey, who fancies a beer?
Courtesy of Sheila.
635
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:25,717
They broke the mould after you, love.
Keep taking the tablets.
636
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:28,558
Hello, Carol.
637
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,556
Sheila!
638
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,272
Sheila!
639
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:38,352
A long time ago we used to be friends
640
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:42,678
But l haven't thought of you lately at all
641
00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:46,918
lf ever again a greeting is sent...
642
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,712
(Carl) 'Being a human's rubbish.
643
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,354
'Especially in this house.
lf it comes to a toss up
644
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:55,871
'between the people and dogs,
give me a wet nose every time.'
645
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:02,789
You're not my dad.
646
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:04,637
Of course l'm your fucking dad.
647
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:08,593
Fiona had sexual intercourse
with Joey Dawson.
648
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:10,590
Gary Bennett.
649
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:13,955
Fucker.
650
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,310
What d'you think, eh? Mr and Mrs Dawson.
651
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,431
Argh!
652
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,073
(All) One, two, three, cheeeeeese!
653
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:06,951
Er, wrong family!
654
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:12,555
So long, farewell,
auf wiedersehen, adieu!
655
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:16,275
Adieu, adieu,
to you and you and you
656
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:27,958
So long, farewell,
au revoir, auf wiedersehen
657
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,912
l think l'd better lower the dose.
658
00:47:30,962 --> 00:47:35,512
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