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- Hey, good morning.
- Please, please. Shh.
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No chatter today.
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I have a massive headache.
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Man, you look like hell.
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How bad is it?
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Like a neurological tsunami.
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- How long have you had it?
- Since I woke up this morning.
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Please, I really don't feel like talking.
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You know, maybe you got a cold.
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You know they start with a headache.
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Sometimes you get that pounding
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and that pounding and that pounding.
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Will you please?
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Sorry about that.
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(Yelling) Hey, Michael!
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Keep it quiet out there! He got a headache!
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Allen, you've got a headache?
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Somebody get me a pistol.
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Did you do a lot of reading?
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Sometimes you can get a
headache from eyestrain.
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I am not suffering from eyestrain.
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When's the last time
you went to the bathroom?
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Yeah, you could be backed up.
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You are a little anal retentive.
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I'm going home.
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Thought I could feel better if I
just came in and worked quietly,
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but apparently, I was wrong.
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Try an aspirin!
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(Theme music plays)
Mama said she didn't raise no fool
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One mind apart is
never stronger than two
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I'm about the life,
about to come on strong
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Come on, come on,
come on, come on
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Whoa, yeah
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One mind apart is
never stronger than two
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Whoa, yeah
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Mama said she didn't
raise no fool.
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Okay, let me get this straight.
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Denise, you cheated on Daniel
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with his brother
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while you were asleep.
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I know it sounds crazy, but it's true.
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I love my husband.
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I would never do anything to hurt him.
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That's what my ex-wife said right
before she started pumping her priest.
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What? I'm supposed to be quiet
'cause you're looking at me?
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Stop looking at me.
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As you were saying?
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Look, if my wife says that
the pills made her do it,
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then that's what happened.
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This stuff is evil in a jar.
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Well, as much as we'd like to help you sue
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Rainbow Valley Homeopathics,
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I'm afraid they don't
have very deep pockets.
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Besides, it's unregulated and
we don't have any evidence.
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I can't be the only one
this has happened to.
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I'm afraid it's not looking very good.
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I'll tell you what, we'll have
our associate look into things.
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If we come up with anything at
all, we'll get in touch with you.
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- Thank you, Mr. Braddock.
- You bet.
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- Thank you for believing me.
- Absolutely.
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- Take care now.
- Thank you.
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That's a bunch of crap.
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It's ridiculous.
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Hell, I'd believe in
Rudolph if I thought he had
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a bullying case against the other reindeer.
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That lady is a liar, okay?
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Now women been doing that
since the days of Eve.
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"Eve, did you eat the apple?"
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(High pitched) "No, I
didn't eat the apple."
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"Bitch, you ate that apple.
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Now we ain't in paradise no more."
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Okay. What's going on with you?
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He didn't sleep last night
because he got a text from the ex.
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You got a text from Renee?
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You haven't spoken to her for six months.
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What did it say?
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"I still love you.
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Semicolon. End parenthesis."
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It's a winky face.
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I don't see it.
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Oh, oh. That's very clever.
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What do you think it means?
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It means she realized
cheating on him was a mistake
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and now she wants him back.
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She don't want me back.
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I don't want her back.
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You think she wants me back?
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Who cares what she wants?
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Listen, this is a chance
for you to get some payback.
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You know, when I cheated on my first wife,
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she unleashed a wrath
of biblical proportion.
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She went after my pocketbook,
my reputation, my manhood.
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Completely eviscerating all three.
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Or was that before I cheated on her?
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- Once again,�it's all about you.
- Oh, for Pete's sake.
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Will you just go upstairs
and get some sleep?
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I'm going to be up half the
night doing all the stuff
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you didn't get done
today. We're partners now.
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When something like this
effects you, it effects me
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because it effects my
ability to make money.
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Dear God, everything is about me.
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Why don't you just take
one of these sleeping pills?
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I ain't going to take someone
else's pills. That could kill you.
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Oh, don't be ridiculous.
Drugs don't kill people.
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People who don't have drugs kill people.
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Fine. You want another night like
you had last night? Go right ahead.
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Don't tell me what to do, Eve.
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- Give me one of those.
- All right.
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What harm could it do?
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- What harm could it do?
- Yeah.
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Night, boys.
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Sleep tight.
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I'm going to send my wife
one of those winky faces.
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(Chuckles)
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Oh. Oh, she sent back a
smiley guy with a beard.
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Oh, oh. Also very clever.
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Who's there?
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I got a stapler!
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(Screams) Marcus. Marcus.
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You scared the crap out of me.
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Oh, that's very mature.
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What the hell do you think you're doing?
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I opened the gate
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to the "asparagus pin."
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The what?
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Shh.
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Shh.
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Shh.
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Shh.
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I'm texting Renee.
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See if I can get back with her.
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Okay.
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Give me that back.
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I got some really important emails in here.
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Oh, my word.
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All of this because of an "I
still love you" and a smiley?
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It was a winky.
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Michael, those pills you gave me,
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were God sent, man.
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I haven't slept this well in my entire...
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What the hell you do?
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Play it for him.
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Oh, it would be my pleasure.
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Oh.
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(Laughing)
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(Crying)
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What is wrong with me?
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What is wrong with me?
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It must have been those pills
I warned you not to take.
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Michael, you told me to take the pills.
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Oh, you are high right now.
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I'm a drug user.
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I can forget about ever
holding any public office.
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Please, this is
Chicago.�You just qualified.
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(Chuckles)
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I'm jonesing. Ooh.
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I'm jonesing. I'm a junkie.
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Look, you know what? Any
drug that causes sleepwalking
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ought to be taken off the market.
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You know, I recently
heard a story about a woman
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who slept with her husband's
brother because of this stuff.
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Ruth, that was yesterday.
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And you were listening through
the vent again, weren't you?
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Wait, you know, maybe Denise did sleep
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with her brother-in-law
because of those pills.
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Well, that's her excuse,
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but what was the
brother-in-law on?
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Denise.
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So I was searching online
for potential evidence
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and to take a quiz to see
if I eat too much cheese...
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I don't.
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When I found out Rainbow Valley Homeopathic
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is a shell corporation
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for Wooton Pharmaceuticals.
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- Boom.
- Wait a minute.
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Wooton is a major drug company.
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Big companies like that will write a
six-figure check just to stay out of court.
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And we actually have a case. This
stuff causes horrible side effects.
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Of course that is why
some people take drugs.
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Looks like Braddock & Jackson
are about to take on
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big pharma for big bucks.
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This isn't about the money.
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- That drug is dangerous.
- You know what's dangerous?
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You thinking that everything
isn't about the money.
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Clearly you're still
delusional because of that text.
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Man, I haven't even
thought about that text.
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I don't even know where my phone is.
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Why is there a ham sandwich in my pocket?
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Because your phone is in the panini press.
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- Good morning.
- Hey, Mama.
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- Good morning, Daddy.
- Hey, baby girl.
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Sweetheart, I made you breakfast.
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Well, thank you, Mama. I'm on
my way to court with Denise.
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So now you think that
drug did make Denise cheat.
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You seen the effect it had on me.
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Well, you know what I think?
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Everybody in the world
knows what you think.
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Oh, son, I love that you're so trusting.
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Even after your own wife lied to you
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the way Denise is lying to her husband.
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Sometimes, Mama, people are honest.
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And it's sad when people
don't trust people.
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I mean, I'm just saying, it's sad.
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I'm just saying.
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It's sad.
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Sad, sad, sad.
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People should take people at their word.
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You have no case. Denise ran
off with her brother-in-law.
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I knew it.
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She just tweeted a picture
of them on the beach together.
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I'm assuming by this barbed
wire tattoo on her back,
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this isn't the worst mistake
she's made in her life.
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Let me see that.
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So we have no witnesses.
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I filed a motion with the
court to strike our pleadings.
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Well, you know, we should get down
there and let Allen know he has no case
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before he makes a total ass of himself.
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Yeah.
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Probably should, huh?
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- I should.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I'm gonna just going to rush on down there.
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- Yeah.
- Good for you.
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- All right, all right.
- All right.
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Yeah.
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This is me rushing.
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Court is in session.
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Docket number 1278.
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Let's go on record, please.
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I understand you would
like to place an injunction
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on Wooton Pharmaceuticals
patented Sleep Aid.
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Your Honor, it seems our argument
for an injunction has fallen apart.
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But we can produce another piece
of highly incriminating evidence
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if I may beg the court's indulgence
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and request a brief recess.
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Fine. We'll reconvene in an hour.
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But only because I haven't
eaten and it's cabbage soup day.
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Court's adjourned.
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What are you up to?
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Will you just trust me?
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No.
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I got a plan for something really dramatic.
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I want to try to demonstrate
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the drug's side effects live in court.
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How are you supposed to pull that off?
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First, I'd like to propose a toast...
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to our first million-dollar case.
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I'm not just doing this for the money.
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All right, then. To ethics.
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Hear ye. All right.
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And to our partnership.
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- All right. Okay. All right.
- There you go.
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- And here's to you and Renee.
- What about us?
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Don't care. Salud.
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Salud.
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So what's your plan?
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You just drank it.
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00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,831
Son of a...
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00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:28,701
Your Honor, I am pleased to present
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to the court...
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Exhibit A.
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This is Allen Braddock.
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00:14:56,415 --> 00:14:59,951
It is now 3:57 in the
afternoon on a Thursday
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00:14:59,952 --> 00:15:02,488
as witnessed by today's
special cabbage soup.
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00:15:04,023 --> 00:15:05,757
I will now administer the drug
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00:15:05,758 --> 00:15:07,793
to my partner's iced coffee.
267
00:15:14,099 --> 00:15:16,167
So let me get this straight...
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00:15:16,168 --> 00:15:18,870
you drugged your own partner.
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00:15:18,871 --> 00:15:21,773
I am submitting a piece of evidence
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- that happens to be my partner.
- I object.
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00:15:24,376 --> 00:15:27,545
- On what grounds?
- I don't know.
272
00:15:27,546 --> 00:15:30,815
This is weird, right?
273
00:15:30,816 --> 00:15:34,152
I agree, but worth seeing. Proceed.
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00:15:34,153 --> 00:15:35,787
Your Honor, in a moment,
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00:15:35,788 --> 00:15:37,388
the court will witness firsthand
276
00:15:37,389 --> 00:15:39,858
Wooton Sleep Aid's
devastating side effects.
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00:15:44,330 --> 00:15:46,765
Come on. There you go.
278
00:15:48,334 --> 00:15:51,269
I seen this movie. Let's
sneak into another one.
279
00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:54,138
As you can see, my partner is
now in a state of noctambulism.
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00:15:54,139 --> 00:15:55,506
Noc-tabla-ism?
281
00:15:55,507 --> 00:15:57,508
He is completely unaware...
282
00:15:57,509 --> 00:15:58,943
would you stop doing that?
283
00:15:58,944 --> 00:16:01,112
I'm sending you a morse code.
284
00:16:01,113 --> 00:16:03,982
Mr. Braddock, you need
to control your partner.
285
00:16:03,983 --> 00:16:06,551
I wish I could, Your Honor, but
my partner is now under the control
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00:16:06,552 --> 00:16:10,355
of the nonbenzodiazepine
hypnotic produced by Wooton.
287
00:16:10,356 --> 00:16:12,056
Besides, he's evidence,
288
00:16:12,057 --> 00:16:15,326
and I am forbidden by the
law to tamper with evidence.
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00:16:15,327 --> 00:16:17,061
Thin ice, Counselor.
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00:16:17,062 --> 00:16:19,330
Bailiff, I suppose you
should tag Mr. Jackson
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00:16:19,331 --> 00:16:20,965
as evidence for the plaintiff.
292
00:16:20,966 --> 00:16:24,068
Tag me? Ain't nobody
going to be tagging nobody.
293
00:16:24,069 --> 00:16:26,804
- Marcus, it's all right.
- No, no. Ain't nobody tagging nobody!
294
00:16:26,805 --> 00:16:29,440
I said ain't nobody
tagging... get out the way!
295
00:16:29,441 --> 00:16:30,975
- Tag him!
- Move it!
296
00:16:30,976 --> 00:16:32,845
- (Marcus barking)
- (Screaming)
297
00:16:34,947 --> 00:16:38,950
Never mind, Bailiff. Let the record
show Mr. Jackson is Exhibit A.
298
00:16:38,951 --> 00:16:41,419
You're confusing me with all
your texting Renee. Give me that.
299
00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:43,321
Your Honor, you can't
seriously be allowing this.
300
00:16:43,322 --> 00:16:45,757
What's up? Boom box.
301
00:16:45,758 --> 00:16:48,026
(Vocalizing)
302
00:16:48,027 --> 00:16:49,961
Marcus, come on, come
on. Give me the boom box.
303
00:16:49,962 --> 00:16:52,130
- Give me the boom box.
- (Gavel pounding)
304
00:16:52,131 --> 00:16:55,099
- Order! Order!
- Give me a double cheeseburger,
305
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:57,268
some fries, and lose your attitude.
306
00:16:57,269 --> 00:16:58,936
- Lose it, lose it.
- Come on.
307
00:16:58,937 --> 00:17:01,339
- Lose it!
- Come on with me.�Come on.
308
00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:03,941
- Come on over here with me.
- You got to lose the attitude.
309
00:17:03,942 --> 00:17:05,310
Got to lose your attitude.
310
00:17:05,311 --> 00:17:08,313
(Groans)
311
00:17:08,314 --> 00:17:10,948
- Allen, she slept�with my priest.
- I know.
312
00:17:10,949 --> 00:17:15,420
I could sleep with a priest.
A lady priest, you know?
313
00:17:15,421 --> 00:17:18,423
Like that sister Mary Anne.
314
00:17:18,424 --> 00:17:21,259
What's up under that robe?
315
00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:25,063
That's it. I've heard
enough. I'm ready to rule.
316
00:17:25,064 --> 00:17:27,765
Mr. Fronstin, clearly,
317
00:17:27,766 --> 00:17:30,336
this drug can have serious side effects.
318
00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:34,005
Since it's unregulated,
319
00:17:34,006 --> 00:17:37,408
would your company be willing
to put a warning label on it?
320
00:17:37,409 --> 00:17:38,910
Of course, Your Honor.
321
00:17:38,911 --> 00:17:41,779
- Great. Case closed.
- What?
322
00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:43,815
- Court adjourned.
- A warning label?
323
00:17:43,816 --> 00:17:47,151
Your Honor, Wooton needs to feel
the sting of severe punitive damages.
324
00:17:47,152 --> 00:17:50,122
Did you not hear me? The case is over.
325
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,095
Yeah, what about you, Mama?
326
00:17:57,096 --> 00:17:59,932
You look like you know your
way around the penal system.
327
00:18:02,368 --> 00:18:04,202
Yeah, yeah. You look good.
328
00:18:04,203 --> 00:18:06,437
I like these little hips on you.
329
00:18:06,438 --> 00:18:08,540
- Sexy.
- You two kids enjoy yourselves.
330
00:18:12,077 --> 00:18:14,279
Keep the blindfold on.
331
00:18:28,026 --> 00:18:30,329
Just hold on there, big fella. Hold on.
332
00:18:33,065 --> 00:18:35,967
Are you serious, man?
All right, new rule...
333
00:18:35,968 --> 00:18:40,138
no partner is allowed to
roofie the other partner.
334
00:18:40,139 --> 00:18:42,073
Okay?
335
00:18:42,074 --> 00:18:44,108
- Can we at least agree on that?
- Agreed.
336
00:18:44,109 --> 00:18:46,344
- All right.
- I just did what I had to do to win.
337
00:18:46,345 --> 00:18:50,148
- Sorry it didn't work out.
- What do you mean? We did win.
338
00:18:50,149 --> 00:18:53,418
That warning label could
save thousands of lives.
339
00:18:53,419 --> 00:18:56,220
Yippee. Thousands of lives.
340
00:18:56,221 --> 00:18:57,822
- (Cell phone chiming)
- Uh-oh.
341
00:18:57,823 --> 00:18:59,957
Seems like another text from...
342
00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:01,292
from the ex.
343
00:19:01,293 --> 00:19:03,227
Now she's just stalking me.
344
00:19:03,228 --> 00:19:05,062
Aren't you going to read it?
345
00:19:05,063 --> 00:19:08,833
No. Don't need to. I done
moved on. I'm over her.
346
00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:12,104
- Do you mind if I do?
- Be my guest.
347
00:19:18,277 --> 00:19:19,778
You did the right thing.
348
00:19:21,547 --> 00:19:24,148
What's it say?
349
00:19:24,149 --> 00:19:26,350
"OMG.
350
00:19:26,351 --> 00:19:29,254
That last text was not
for you. So sorry. Renee."
351
00:19:30,989 --> 00:19:32,458
She did put a winky.
352
00:19:38,096 --> 00:19:39,831
Okay, what is this?
353
00:19:39,832 --> 00:19:42,834
Okay, it's a rocket being
fired into an eclipse
354
00:19:42,835 --> 00:19:45,404
as a metaphor for your new found freedom.
355
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:51,108
Oh, that's very clever. Well done.
356
00:19:51,109 --> 00:19:53,378
(Laughs)
357
00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:04,956
Please tell me we do not
have too many meetings today.
358
00:20:04,957 --> 00:20:08,760
Last night my wife dragged me
to an Avril Lavigne concert.
359
00:20:08,761 --> 00:20:10,628
By the time we got home,
I was too tired for sex
360
00:20:10,629 --> 00:20:13,131
which defeated the entire
purpose of the evening.
361
00:20:13,132 --> 00:20:15,633
You know, Marcus, I envy you.
362
00:20:15,634 --> 00:20:17,635
Sometimes I wish I had
your quiet, simple life.
363
00:20:17,636 --> 00:20:19,671
I've got to get my
hands on a cup of coffee.
364
00:20:19,672 --> 00:20:21,706
Let me get that for you.
365
00:20:21,707 --> 00:20:24,042
You are a gentleman and a scholar, Sir.
366
00:20:24,043 --> 00:20:25,945
Yes, I am.
367
00:20:30,983 --> 00:20:33,985
(Laughs)
368
00:20:33,986 --> 00:20:36,988
Singing radiohead at
the top of my lungs
369
00:20:36,989 --> 00:20:39,791
Got the boom box playing
while we fall in love
370
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:41,859
Got a bottle of whatever,
but it's getting us drunk...
371
00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:44,963
(laughing)
372
00:20:44,964 --> 00:20:48,499
Oh, this will be good for
at least 100,000 views.
373
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,901
Throw it up
374
00:20:49,902 --> 00:20:52,971
Here's to never growing up.
375
00:20:52,972 --> 00:20:55,540
How's that, Daddy?
376
00:20:55,541 --> 00:20:57,675
Oh, that was good, Son.
377
00:20:57,676 --> 00:20:59,711
Now let me see you twerk.
378
00:21:00,846 --> 00:21:02,514
(Vocalizes)
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