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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:08,965 Previously onNo Activity... 2 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,359 Half your softball team has gone down for corruption now. 3 00:00:11,402 --> 00:00:12,403 Throw me a block. 4 00:00:12,447 --> 00:00:13,665 Are you gonna ride with me, 5 00:00:13,709 --> 00:00:15,319 or are you gonna try your luck on your own? 6 00:00:15,363 --> 00:00:17,626 Mm...CULLEN: Another wise investment by Tolbeck. 7 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:20,107 Man, you have been burning through the money lately. 8 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:22,457 [devices chiming]Oh, no. Oh, no. 9 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:24,589 Everyone in the office has the video. 10 00:00:24,633 --> 00:00:26,591 Wonder why I didn't get it. 11 00:00:26,635 --> 00:00:28,898 Oh-- Oh, there it is. 12 00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:31,074 I put in an application for the FBI. 13 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:33,685 My little woodpecker's leaving the nest. 14 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:35,513 FRANKIE: That's not Señor Feathers. 15 00:00:35,557 --> 00:00:36,993 Busted. You got me. 16 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,821 I got word that Big Boy is feeling better, 17 00:00:38,864 --> 00:00:40,910 and the fight is back on for tomorrow night. 18 00:00:40,953 --> 00:00:42,390 MARCO: Frankie, I'm sorry to say 19 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:43,695 you've made the board. 20 00:00:43,739 --> 00:00:45,262 You're one of the bad guys. 21 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:52,139 TOLBECK: [whoops] I'm so excited. 22 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:53,270 This is so perfect. Hmm. 23 00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:54,706 Everything is coming together.Okay. 24 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:56,491 Joint raid with the FBI.Yeah, yeah. 25 00:00:56,534 --> 00:00:58,275 Oh, Cullen, I'm so excited for you.Okay. 26 00:00:58,319 --> 00:00:59,624 I'm-I'm excited, too, 27 00:00:59,668 --> 00:01:01,365 just take it down a notch, okay?Oh, God. 28 00:01:01,409 --> 00:01:03,063 I feel like a stage mom.Yeah. 29 00:01:03,106 --> 00:01:05,108 I hate you. You're prettier than me. 30 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:07,023 Okay, stop it, stop it, okay? Just... 31 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,938 T-They're not gonna notice me, all right? 32 00:01:08,981 --> 00:01:10,983 It's not like they, they're gonna see me make an arrest 33 00:01:11,027 --> 00:01:12,985 and go, "Oh, my God, look at that guy. 34 00:01:13,029 --> 00:01:17,120 He's got what it takes, he's got the right stuff. Sign him up." 35 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:18,774 Are they? 36 00:01:18,817 --> 00:01:20,123 You've been thinking about this, haven't you? 37 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,864 A little bit.Come on. Let me hear you say, 38 00:01:21,907 --> 00:01:24,127 "Freeze. Special Agent Cullen."Shut up. 39 00:01:24,171 --> 00:01:26,173 Come on.Freeze. Special Agent Cullen. 40 00:01:26,216 --> 00:01:28,088 Nice. Yeah. 41 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:30,133 Now do it like you're talking to a room full of hostages, 42 00:01:30,177 --> 00:01:31,395 and you're letting them know 43 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:33,397 that everything is gonna be okay. Okay. 44 00:01:33,441 --> 00:01:37,097 Freeze. Special Agent Cullen. 45 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:39,142 Now do it like a throwaway, just don't even care about it. 46 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:40,361 Just like, "Meh, meh, meh." 47 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:41,797 Freeze. Special Agent Cullen. 48 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,233 Say it like you're on a motorcycle 49 00:01:43,277 --> 00:01:44,365 and you're getting ready to shoot at somebody. 50 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:46,758 Freeze! Special Agent Cullen! 51 00:01:46,802 --> 00:01:48,151 Okay, do it like you just bit into a burrito 52 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:50,153 and your-your mouth is burning.Okay. 53 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:53,330 Freeze... oh. Special Agent Cullen. 54 00:01:53,374 --> 00:01:55,115 Wow. I, really, I bought that. 55 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:56,377 Okay, do it like you're talking to some kids, 56 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:58,596 like, really tiny kids.Okay, okay. Freeze. 57 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,556 Special Agent Cullen.Okay, now this time, do it like you're, 58 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:04,167 like, just jumped out of the car, and you stub your foot...Okay. 59 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:06,169 pull out your gun at the same time. 60 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:08,345 Okay. Freeze-- ah! Special Agent Cu-- This is stupid. 61 00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:10,913 This is stupid. When are we gonna talk about the suit? 62 00:02:10,956 --> 00:02:13,089 You know what? My dad told me there's only two things 63 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,569 matter in life.Mm-hmm? 64 00:02:14,612 --> 00:02:19,182 One: a good suit-- mm-- two: don't eat dog. 65 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:20,879 Don't eat dog? 66 00:02:20,923 --> 00:02:22,533 Yes. Don't eat dog. 67 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:24,579 Why? 68 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:27,016 Because I-I guess when he was younger, somebody tricked him 69 00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:29,888 into eating dog, and he was not happy about it. 70 00:02:29,932 --> 00:02:32,717 FATIMA: Car 27, please report.Uh-huh. 71 00:02:32,761 --> 00:02:34,110 Uh, this is Car 27. Go ahead. 72 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,329 Please be advised 73 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:37,548 that Car 42 will be joining you on the raid. 74 00:02:37,592 --> 00:02:39,550 Oh, fuck. Oh... 75 00:02:39,594 --> 00:02:42,118 Leary and Bell? They're mean. 76 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,728 Didn't Bell and Leary go down for corruption? 77 00:02:43,772 --> 00:02:45,165 No, they're clean. 78 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:47,167 They're assholes, but they're clean ones. 79 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:48,907 I could've sworn they went down for something. 80 00:02:48,951 --> 00:02:50,300 No, they're still riding high 81 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:52,128 off of catching the Carlsbad Cannibal. 82 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,391 Give me a fucking break. That was ten years ago! 83 00:02:54,435 --> 00:02:56,350 Mm-hmm.Uh, negative, Dispatch. 84 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:58,961 Car 42 is, uh, not right for this detail. 85 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:00,180 Please dispatch another unit. 86 00:03:00,223 --> 00:03:02,225 Um, negative. 87 00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:04,358 You don't get to choose, and they're pulling up right now. 88 00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:07,361 Oh. Really? 89 00:03:07,404 --> 00:03:09,058 Really? 90 00:03:09,101 --> 00:03:11,713 Uh, Car 42, this is Car 27. 91 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:14,281 Please dim your headlights. 92 00:03:14,324 --> 00:03:16,283 Oh, my goodness. 93 00:03:18,328 --> 00:03:20,112 What are they doing? 94 00:03:20,156 --> 00:03:22,027 Are they getting out of the car?I can't see anything. 95 00:03:22,071 --> 00:03:23,377 I don't... 96 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:24,378 [thuds] 97 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:26,118 Hey. 98 00:03:26,162 --> 00:03:27,424 We're from Useless Dicks Retrieval. 99 00:03:27,468 --> 00:03:29,121 We heard there were some useless dicks here. 100 00:03:29,165 --> 00:03:32,473 She's kidding. Great working with you guys again. 101 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:34,301 Hey, is your mirror a little dirty? 102 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:36,259 [shouts] 103 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:38,522 That's better.[laughs] 104 00:03:41,438 --> 00:03:45,137 That was totally unnecessary.[exhales] 105 00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:48,663 That mirror wasn't dirty. 106 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:51,883 ["Happiness, Missouri" by El Vy playing] 107 00:03:51,927 --> 00:03:56,279 ♪ While away while someone counts the minutes ♪ 108 00:03:56,323 --> 00:04:00,327 ♪ Happiness, Missouri, I got to get your mind off ♪ 109 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:03,547 ♪ By the way, I told you we were in this ♪ 110 00:04:03,591 --> 00:04:08,073 ♪ Happiness, Missouri, I got to get your mind off it. ♪ 111 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:10,641 ♪ 112 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:25,482 [heavy metal music playing] 113 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:40,323 Well, that's enough.[music stops] 114 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:41,803 [sighs] 115 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:43,283 He looks good, right? 116 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:45,023 I think he's looking good. 117 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:46,982 Aren't you, little guy? Huh? 118 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:48,462 Aren't you looking good? 119 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:50,159 FRANKIE: Oh, God, Marco, if you keep 120 00:04:50,202 --> 00:04:51,552 coddling him like this, 121 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:53,293 he is not gonna last a minute in the ring. 122 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:54,990 Do you have any idea what we're up against? 123 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:59,516 One time, Big Boy killed a horse. Yeah. 124 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,736 Not a pony, a horse. That's where you get the phrase 125 00:05:01,779 --> 00:05:03,041 "never bring a horse to a cockfight." 126 00:05:03,085 --> 00:05:04,695 Don't you listen to her, Nathan. 127 00:05:04,739 --> 00:05:06,218 Okay? Don't you listen to her. 128 00:05:06,262 --> 00:05:08,046 What'd you call him?Huh? Oh, uh... 129 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:11,049 Oh, Marco.Nothing. Nothing. I didn't call him anything. 130 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:14,923 Doesn't even matter.Did you fucking name the bird Nathan? 131 00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:17,099 You know what? Yeah. 132 00:05:17,142 --> 00:05:18,405 Yeah, I did. You know why?Oy... 133 00:05:18,448 --> 00:05:20,407 He seems like a Nathan, okay? 134 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:22,800 He has captured my heart. 135 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:26,021 And if you would let him in, he would capture yours, too. 136 00:05:26,064 --> 00:05:28,110 Being a soft little bitch doesn't mean having a heart. 137 00:05:28,153 --> 00:05:30,112 This is called tough love, Marco. 138 00:05:30,155 --> 00:05:32,375 I want him to last more than few fucking seconds. 139 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:34,159 He's not gonna get there with all this 140 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:35,683 fucking helicopter parenting.[phone buzzing] 141 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:37,989 Okay, fine."Ugh, you okay, Nathan? 142 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:40,818 Are you upset, Nathan?" That's you, by the way. 143 00:05:40,862 --> 00:05:42,298 It's not a good impression.Oh, fuck. 144 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,517 What? 145 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,910 Shit. 146 00:05:45,954 --> 00:05:47,956 The fucking boss is coming tonight. 147 00:05:47,999 --> 00:05:50,437 Wait, the... El Chappie? 148 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:53,048 Yeah. Fuck...El Chappie's coming here, tonight? 149 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:54,658 We got to train this little bitch harder. 150 00:05:54,702 --> 00:05:56,094 Okay. A lot harder. 151 00:05:56,138 --> 00:05:57,835 You're right.Are you on board? 152 00:05:57,879 --> 00:06:00,142 Yes. Yes, I'm on board. 153 00:06:00,185 --> 00:06:01,665 Okay. Then look at me. 154 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:04,059 I need you to spit on him. 155 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:05,321 What? Yeah, 156 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,409 you fucking heard me.No. 157 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:07,715 Spit on him. 158 00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:10,108 Spit on Nathan. 159 00:06:10,152 --> 00:06:12,154 They fucking hate it, it makes them furious. 160 00:06:12,197 --> 00:06:13,416 I-I don't think I... 161 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:16,071 You called him Nathan. 162 00:06:16,114 --> 00:06:18,639 You just called him Nathan. 163 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:20,162 Oh, yeah, I guess I did.Ha. 164 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:21,946 Spit on him. 165 00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:24,384 [grunting] 166 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:26,429 [clucking]Aww... 167 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:28,213 Got him right in the face. 168 00:06:28,257 --> 00:06:31,216 [sighs] Well, now do you think he's got a chance? 169 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:33,001 No. We're training a corpse. 170 00:06:33,044 --> 00:06:34,829 What?! Oh, my God. 171 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:36,874 Then why did I spit on him, Frankie? 172 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:39,529 Why did I spit on him if he doesn't have a chance? 173 00:06:39,573 --> 00:06:42,445 MARCO: Hey, it's me. I've got new intel. 174 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:44,621 The head honcho is coming tonight. 175 00:06:44,665 --> 00:06:47,450 HELEN: Which head honcho? What-what case are you on, Helen? 176 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:49,191 El Chappie. 177 00:06:49,234 --> 00:06:50,279 HELEN: Fine, all right. 178 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,588 Look at them, just sitting there. 179 00:06:54,631 --> 00:06:56,764 This is crazy. 180 00:06:56,807 --> 00:06:58,853 Fucking power play, just sitting there, facing us. 181 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:03,379 It is a power play. Sitting there, facing us. 182 00:07:06,338 --> 00:07:08,340 BELL: Car 27, come in. 183 00:07:08,384 --> 00:07:09,559 That's them.You want to get it? 184 00:07:09,603 --> 00:07:11,126 No. You get it. 185 00:07:11,169 --> 00:07:14,085 [sighs] Car 27. 186 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:16,523 Hey, Tolbeck, is that a new suit? 187 00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:18,786 Oh, thank you for noticing. Yes, it is. 188 00:07:18,829 --> 00:07:21,571 Yeah, my, uh, niece wore the same one to Easter. 189 00:07:21,615 --> 00:07:23,921 She's transitioning.Oh, good for her. 190 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:25,662 I mean, good for him. 191 00:07:25,706 --> 00:07:28,926 I me-- yeah, uh, give them both my best. 192 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:30,145 They're making fun of you, man. 193 00:07:30,188 --> 00:07:32,234 LEARY: Detective Cullen, 194 00:07:32,277 --> 00:07:33,496 can you come over to the car? 195 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:35,411 We need to discuss the raid logistics. 196 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,500 What raid logistics? 197 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:40,416 It's not a fucking wedding. It's-it's-it's a raid. 198 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,157 We just raid. It's a verb. We...I... I know, I know. 199 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,202 What do we got to discuss? 200 00:07:44,246 --> 00:07:46,335 We need to talk about it. Get the fuck over here. 201 00:07:46,378 --> 00:07:48,555 This is a trap. This is a total trap. 202 00:07:48,598 --> 00:07:50,121 Total trap. 203 00:07:50,165 --> 00:07:52,167 I don't blame you. I'd be afraid to go, too. 204 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:54,212 I'm not afraid. Pssh. 205 00:07:54,256 --> 00:07:56,171 Are you seri-- are you s... I'm not afraid to go there. 206 00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:57,520 Prove it. 207 00:07:57,564 --> 00:08:00,088 Dude. Y-Yeah, I'm coming right over. 208 00:08:02,003 --> 00:08:03,657 Fuck. 209 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:05,963 Loo... Be safe. 210 00:08:08,357 --> 00:08:09,837 BELL: Yeah, hi, I'll take one worthless, 211 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,621 past-his-prime cop who'll never reach his potential. 212 00:08:11,665 --> 00:08:13,318 Oh, look at that, he's here. 213 00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:14,537 That's great. Look, whatever prank you guys... 214 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:15,538 LEARY: Okay, stop talking. 215 00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:16,887 Is Tolbeck single? 216 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:18,672 Uh... what do you care? 217 00:08:18,715 --> 00:08:20,238 'Cause she likes him, you fucking virgin. 218 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:23,459 Uh, I mean, he's in a weird open marriage, so, yeah? 219 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,505 Well, do you think he likes her?Yeah, do you think he likes me? 220 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:27,942 I don't know, you're always belittling and emasculating us, 221 00:08:27,985 --> 00:08:30,335 so it's kind of hard to tell.Well, can you find out for her? 222 00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:31,380 Yeah, can you find out for me? 223 00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:33,469 Um, I mean...Thank you so much. 224 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,080 Oh, thank you.Honestly, Cullen? Thank you so much. 225 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:37,908 Okay, fine, I'll ask. 226 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:39,257 Tolbeck, really? 227 00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:40,345 He has nice calves. 228 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,348 Okay, then, go fuck your mom. 229 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:45,481 Hey, come here. 230 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,831 [whispers]: Cullen. Come here. 231 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,703 Yeah?Fuck off. 232 00:08:49,746 --> 00:08:52,532 Yeah, I was already going.Okay. 233 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:03,194 Hey, Fatima? You want a cup of tea? 234 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:05,196 Uh, no, thanks.Are you sure? I... 235 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,590 I think you'll find it quite stimulating. 236 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,592 What is that? 237 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:12,595 Well, it's just an inside joke around here 238 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:14,336 'cause, you know, it's from your-your video. 239 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:15,859 From right... Yeah. 240 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:17,948 Like, right at the moment when you, you know. Yeah... 241 00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:20,560 [laughs] It's-- We made it into a mug. 242 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:22,213 Do you want one, though? They're ten dollars. 243 00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:24,259 WOMAN: All sold out. 244 00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:26,391 Oh, right, uh, I can put your name down 245 00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:27,392 for the next batch. 246 00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:28,350 Don't-- don't order more. 247 00:09:28,393 --> 00:09:29,351 [Janice sighs] 248 00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:30,570 Fuck off, Robert. 249 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:31,962 You're late, Janice. 250 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:33,137 [Janice groans] 251 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:35,879 Oh, what is...? Oh.Oh, my God. 252 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:37,054 Yeah, well... 253 00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:39,970 Janice, what is going-- Are you okay? 254 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,972 Oh, yeah, that's what happens 255 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,757 when you don't sleep for four days. 256 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,324 There you have it-- you molt. I can deal with it. 257 00:09:47,412 --> 00:09:49,632 You haven't slept for four days? 258 00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,286 Well... What's going on? 259 00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:53,897 Mason got expelled, that's what's going on. 260 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:56,378 And I had to hire a lawyer, and he's very expensive, 261 00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:57,640 but I'm on top of it. 262 00:09:57,684 --> 00:10:00,469 Okay. Wow. 263 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:02,514 So, Mason was expelled? 264 00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:04,778 Yeah. Apparently your "jill off" 265 00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:06,475 wasn't one of a kind. 266 00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:08,825 He got all the kids at school: the cheerleading squad, 267 00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:11,480 football team, the soccer team... 268 00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:13,308 Everybody but-- except the golf team, you know. 269 00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:14,657 And that's where all the money is. 270 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,267 That's where he needed to aim for. 271 00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:17,834 Those poor kids. 272 00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:20,054 Poor kids? They're like celebrities now, 273 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:21,621 jackin' and jillin' all over the Internet. 274 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:22,796 Ew. Poor kids? 275 00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:23,797 Oh, hey. 276 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,494 I was wrong. Oh, Jesus. 277 00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,452 There is another one.Fuck off, Robert. 278 00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:30,717 Go by Bob or Robbie, all right, you formal prick. 279 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:35,069 I blew him once. 280 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:37,549 TOLBECK: When did she see my calves? 281 00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:39,160 I don't know. 282 00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:40,378 Hmm. Hmm. 283 00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:41,510 I'm in. 284 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,468 What do you mean "you're in"? 285 00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:46,297 I mean, I like her. Let's spin this dreidel. 286 00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:48,299 Wha-- This could still be a trap. I don't care. 287 00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:50,040 I am in. 288 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:53,087 She's got ten fingers, ten toes? In. 289 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,654 That's the metric of a healthy newborn. 290 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:55,872 That your checklist? 291 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,308 Yeah, yeah, yeah. go tell her I'm in. 292 00:10:57,352 --> 00:10:59,049 Okay, okay, just to be clear, 293 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,529 you know this is a trap. 294 00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,705 Yes.And this is the same woman 295 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:05,055 who, every time she sees us, she berates and teases us? 296 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,927 Yeah. And this will probably end 297 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,058 in her punching you in the dick. 298 00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:10,017 [chuckles] Yeah. 299 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,976 I'm in. Fuck. 300 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,370 All right, so go tell her. Run and tell her I'm in. 301 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,980 I'm not playing this stupid game. 302 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:19,243 We got a raid tonight, okay. You're not in, you're out. 303 00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:22,507 Just sit there. We're waiting for the raid. 304 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,553 [whimpers] 305 00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:26,381 No. 306 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:28,209 [whimpering] 307 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:29,210 No! 308 00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:30,515 [sighs] 309 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:32,387 Uh, yeah, he likes you back. 310 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,563 Wait, like... likes me likes me? 311 00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:35,607 Yeah, like, likesher likes her? 312 00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,392 Yeah, so enjoy that. 313 00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:38,959 I'm gonna get back, get ready for the raid. 314 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,438 Okay, no, wait, wait. No, you stay here. 315 00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:41,831 What? I go. 316 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:44,051 Just get in for five fucking minutes, you douche. 317 00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:45,400 Why?What are you afraid of? 318 00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:46,575 Scared I'm gonna show you my bush? 319 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:47,968 No. Okay, I'm out. 320 00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:49,317 Thank you, Cullen. 321 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,536 You are a stupid man. 322 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:57,020 Hey, can you hand me my breast pump? 323 00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,065 My jugs are killing me. 324 00:11:58,108 --> 00:12:00,763 You got kids? 325 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,331 No, this is how I get myself off, Cullen. 326 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:06,116 Fucking moron, of course I have kids. 327 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,862 [clears throat] 328 00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:16,561 Hey, welcome to Car 27. 329 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,694 I will be your host this evening... 330 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,088 Oh, it fucking stinks in here. Oh, yeah. 331 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,003 I don't even smell it anymore. [chuckles] 332 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:25,440 That's my softball team's dirty laundry bag. 333 00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,877 I'm the batman... 334 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:29,487 on the team. 335 00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:30,880 I was the batboy when I was a kid. 336 00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:34,405 Then, when I got older, I became the batman. 337 00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:37,931 But not the kind of batman... 338 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:40,281 [both sigh] 339 00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:50,465 I put a bunch of wooden boxes up there... Yeah. 340 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,249 ...so that people would have better sight lines. Mm-hmm. 341 00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:54,774 You know, 'cause I think it'll be a better viewing experience... 342 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,079 Yeah. ...for people to come in and, you know, be able 343 00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,646 to see the whole fight.Yeah, I agree. 344 00:12:57,689 --> 00:13:00,388 We did a good job. We're a good team. 345 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:04,784 Yeah. [laughs] I mean, I guess. 346 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,655 You're not nearly as dumb as I thought you were 347 00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:09,701 when I first met you, so, yeah. 348 00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:16,839 So, what do we got left to do? Are we done? 349 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:20,712 Uh, well, we're done with setting up, but, uh, 350 00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,062 we still need to feed 351 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,846 and flush Nathan. 352 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,413 What's flush? What is that? 353 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,676 Uh, we got to stimulate him to completion. 354 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,591 Oh, no. No, I don't think so. 355 00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:31,071 No, he's a bird. Oh, yeah. 356 00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,029 Yeah, I know he's a bird, but we have to jerk him off. 357 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,683 I don't think...Otherwise they just hump each other. 358 00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,380 Yeah, we got to feed him, then we got to flush his pipes. 359 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:39,079 And then, finally, we stick an index finger of cayenne in him. 360 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,168 What?! Yeah, just for adrenaline. 361 00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:42,604 Where do we put the finger, in his ass? 362 00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:45,520 Wait, really? Are you serious? 363 00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:46,651 Mm-hmm.I was kidding. 364 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,610 I was just kidding when I said that. 365 00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:49,872 But you're serious? Oh, yeah. 366 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,526 We're going to literally jerk him off 367 00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:52,832 and finger his butthole? 368 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,703 Yep. Wow. [chuckles] 369 00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:58,054 Well, I guess it's a good night to be Nathan. 370 00:13:58,098 --> 00:14:00,100 ♪ 371 00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,538 [breast pump pulsating] 372 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,724 Don't you look at me.No, I was just... 373 00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:18,640 You know what, it's kind of a big night for me tonight. 374 00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:21,121 We got a raid later, so I might go back to the car. 375 00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,993 Cock-block much? You fucking cock-blocker. 376 00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:27,823 It's been way too long since Leary got the bricks put to her. 377 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:28,998 Well, actually, yeah, it's been a while 378 00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:32,001 since Tolbeck gave the bricks to someone. 379 00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:34,917 I don't-- is that a saying? 380 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:37,920 Hey, you know what, we should have 'em play a sexy game, 381 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:38,965 like Truth or Dare. 382 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:42,229 What? Yeah. 383 00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:43,578 How's it going, guys? 384 00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,797 Cullen and I have a game 385 00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,451 we'd like you to play. 386 00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:51,020 Uh, yeah, Truth or Dare. 387 00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:54,023 Cullen, not Truth or Dare. Truth or Dare is for kids. 388 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:57,331 How about, uh, Honesty and Action? 389 00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,333 LEARY: Yes, so fun. 390 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:00,856 How do you play? 391 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,120 You can either ask for an honest answer to a question 392 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:08,081 or request that someone do an action you specify. 393 00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:10,039 That sounds exactly like Truth or Dare. 394 00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:14,696 Shut the fuck up, Cullen, you little bitch. 395 00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:18,004 [clears throat] All right, I'll start. 396 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,005 I action Tolbeck 397 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:21,050 to kiss the nearest girl. 398 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,968 ♪ 399 00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,802 Oh, copy that. 400 00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:36,979 Oh, wish they weren't raiding the cockfight. 401 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,676 I really wanted to put down some scratch. 402 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,983 I hear the challenger, Señor Feathers, is a dummy bird. 403 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,116 Huh. FBI shill. 404 00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,987 How do you know?A gal pal down at FBI. 405 00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:47,772 And I'll tell you, if this raid wasn't happening, 406 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,818 I'd put all my money down on Big Boy. 407 00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:53,778 Hmm. I think cockfighting is cruel 408 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:55,824 and disgusting.Oh, really? 409 00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:56,912 Well, you know what I think? 410 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,392 Your hypocrisy is disgusting. 411 00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,046 What? 412 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:01,699 How's your chicken salad? 413 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:04,485 I'm not eating a chicken salad. 414 00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,922 Really? Your mass-produced, hormone-saturated, de-beaked, 415 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,706 terrified torture bird salad? 416 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,317 I'm not eating a chicken salad. 417 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,058 And let me tell you something else they don't tell you on CNN. 418 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,016 They love to fight. 419 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:17,933 I think they want to fly. I think they'd love to fly. 420 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,717 Are you kidding me? They get to die in noble battle. 421 00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,284 It's majestic. I mean, why do you think 422 00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:22,938 they call it "the beautiful sport"? 423 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,201 Do they? Yeah. 424 00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,246 I just read a whole article on cockfighting. 425 00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:27,247 I'll send it to you. 426 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,813 Okay. 427 00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:30,815 And just for the record, 428 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,730 I have not been eating a chicken salad. 429 00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,645 Oh, that's what you're gonna take from this conversation. 430 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,821 Everything I just said, that's all that you-- 431 00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,867 It's always about you, isn't it? 432 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:39,868 [sighs] 433 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,914 ♪ 434 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,531 Okay, my turn. My turn. 435 00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:52,837 Okay, I action Bell to stop pumping milk. 436 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,839 This is for my child,Cullen. 437 00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,450 Yeah, I action Cullen to drink Bell's milk. 438 00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:57,973 Oh... 439 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:58,843 CULLEN: No, Bell doesn't want me to do that. 440 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,323 That milk is for her child. 441 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,325 Uh, I do want you to do that. 442 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:03,500 I think it'd be hilarious. 443 00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,763 Fucking do it.Yeah, come on, man, do it. 444 00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:07,417 CULLEN: I'm not drinking more weird shit. 445 00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,637 TOLBECK: Drink it, drink it. 446 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,987 Okay, easy for you to say. You get all the sexy actions. 447 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,597 I had to lick my shoe and punch myself in the face. 448 00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:16,383 Shut the fuck up. 449 00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:17,819 [groans] 450 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:18,820 Drink it. Drink it. 451 00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,692 Drink it. Fucking drink it. 452 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,439 You know what, it's actually fine. Tastes like buttermilk. 453 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:30,832 Ew! 454 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,921 Did he do it? Ew... 455 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,401 What? It's a compliment. 456 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,098 Fucking disgusting. 457 00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,404 You guys wanted me to drink it. 458 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,232 Yeah, drink it, not likeit. 459 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,277 [rooster clucking] 460 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,852 [moaning strangely] 461 00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:55,900 Should I be looking at him or-or you or...? 462 00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:57,076 Definitely don't look at him. 463 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,382 Oh, okay. 464 00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,428 [bird screeching quietly] 465 00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:10,959 Hey, o-once we're done here, you can take off. 466 00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,265 No, I can't just get out of here. 467 00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:15,094 I'm running this cockfight. 468 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,312 Plus, I got to do the money run later. 469 00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:17,922 You're doing the money run? 470 00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:19,707 Yeah. 471 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,796 Uh, I don't-- you shouldn't do the... 472 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:24,320 I-If you get caught, that's, like, a huge charge against you, 473 00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:25,887 if you've got all that money. 474 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,715 Y-You should not do the money run. 475 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,891 Why would I get caught? 476 00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,371 [Nathan cooing] 477 00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:33,503 I-I don't know. I mean, it's a cockfight. 478 00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,026 You know what I mean? There's always a chance 479 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,550 we're gonna get caught... 480 00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,769 Shh. If you keep talking, he's not gonna come. 481 00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:40,858 [clucking] 482 00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,604 TOLBECK: So, before, when you said that, uh, 483 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:50,390 we made out?Yeah. 484 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:53,610 We didn't.No. 485 00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:57,179 Okay, so I'm a little bit confused, then. 486 00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:59,529 I mean, why are you here?Okay, I just need a break. 487 00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,183 Okay? 488 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:02,402 You need a break?Yeah. 489 00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:03,664 A break from what? 490 00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:06,362 From Bell. Yeah, she is relentless. 491 00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:09,800 You know, we are always on. 492 00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:13,021 Always shit-talking and, you know, putting people down, 493 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:15,197 and the truth is, she will not let me be myself. 494 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,199 You know, she is always telling me how to act, 495 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,984 like, "Don't be too feminine." Yeah. 496 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:22,204 She actually buys all my clothes online for me, 497 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,771 and flat-lays my outfits on my bedroom floor 498 00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:25,164 every night before bed. 499 00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,817 Do you guys live together?Yeah. 500 00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:30,343 She made me move in with her and her kids after her husband left. 501 00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:33,650 And now I can't leave, because she has such... 502 00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:36,305 uh, deep rage. 503 00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,525 CULLEN: You know, honestly I feel like 504 00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:39,961 the Carlsbad Cannibal is kind of the luckiest thing 505 00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:41,223 that ever happened to you two. 506 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:43,138 Spare me the jealousy, you fucking loser. 507 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,184 Okay? We get it every day. 508 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:47,011 We get it every day.I'm not jealous, I'm not-- 509 00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:48,230 no, I'm not jealous. I'm just saying, I read the report. 510 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,232 Okay? And the guy was barely a cannibal. 511 00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,800 He chewed a couple fingers, at best. All right. 512 00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:55,977 You read the report?Yeah, and let's say the book was better than the movie. 513 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:59,198 Well, what you didn't read in the report 514 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:02,113 was that he always pissed on people. 515 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,422 And he had a tiny-ass urethra, 516 00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:10,383 so the stream was extremely powerful. 517 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,472 Jesus, how do you know that? 518 00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,474 Because I saw it up close. 519 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:17,433 Before Leary found me, he fucking had me. 520 00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:21,263 And he tied me up and that man peed on me. 521 00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,441 He got me real good, too. 522 00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:28,792 I still have nightmares about it. 523 00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:33,928 I still wake up with a fucking phantom wet foot from that. 524 00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:38,019 This man peed on me so much, 525 00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:40,587 whatever amount of pee you're picturing, 526 00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:44,025 it's so much more than that. 527 00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:46,375 Well, I'm picturing you, like, drenched. 528 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:48,290 Completely drenched. 529 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,423 Double it. 530 00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:53,339 Have you ever been peed on? 531 00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:56,385 No, and I have never drunk anybody's pee 532 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,692 or, you know, anything like that, if that's what you're thinking. 533 00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:00,259 I'm just saying, I haven't-- I don't know-- 534 00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:01,912 this is not my story, this is your thing. 535 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:03,392 Go. You go, please. 536 00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:08,702 Leary and I were ordered not to talk to the media. 537 00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:13,184 So the... peeing stuff never came out. 538 00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:18,842 And once... the papers gave him a flashy name, 539 00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:24,152 that stuck, and it was, it was good for the department, 540 00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:26,720 so that was that. 541 00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:29,375 [sniffles] 542 00:21:29,418 --> 00:21:31,594 [crying]: It's like... 543 00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:36,295 I'm fucking dehydrated all the time. 544 00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,819 I-I can't look at liquids. 545 00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:41,561 Do you like water? 546 00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:43,389 Yeah. 547 00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:47,262 I fucking love water. I can't drink it anymore. 548 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:50,352 I know.'Cause it reminds me 549 00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:53,094 of the pee.Pee. 550 00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:55,792 I can't imagine what that feels like. 551 00:21:55,836 --> 00:21:57,577 You want to know what it feels like? 552 00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:01,363 Hey. What the fuck? 553 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,060 That. 554 00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:05,672 Who's the little bitch now? 555 00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:08,327 I never called you a little bitch. 556 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,329 Yeah.It's okay. It's okay. 557 00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,635 You obviously need to get this off your chest. 558 00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:14,158 Do you want another dick punch? 559 00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:16,335 I'm sorry the Carlsbad Cannibal peed on you. 560 00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:19,120 Well, he didn't. So shut up. 561 00:22:19,163 --> 00:22:22,906 You just told me he did in incredible detail. 562 00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:27,563 Well, I was lying, and you fell for it. 563 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,785 [voice breaking]: You fucking fell for it.Okay. 564 00:22:31,828 --> 00:22:34,396 Okay. Okay. 565 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,920 [crying]: You fell for it. Okay. 566 00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:43,362 [crying] 567 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:45,973 Hey. 568 00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:48,367 Don't fucking touch me. 569 00:22:51,065 --> 00:22:55,286 [sobbing]: Don't fucking touch me... 570 00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:57,941 Okay... 571 00:22:57,985 --> 00:23:00,988 LEARY: You know, I-I, uh... 572 00:23:01,031 --> 00:23:02,729 I thought about becoming one of Haldeman's dirty cops 573 00:23:02,772 --> 00:23:04,992 just so I could get caught and go to jail 574 00:23:05,035 --> 00:23:09,649 and not see her... anymore. 575 00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:12,303 That's so sad. 576 00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:15,785 So, um, do you want to make out? 577 00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:17,439 Uh, I don't fucking kiss people. 578 00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:19,136 Oh. 579 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:21,443 But I could give you a hand job. 580 00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:24,446 Oh, that'll be super. 581 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:25,491 [unzips] 582 00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:26,883 [laughs]: Okay. Here we go. 583 00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:28,494 FATIMA: All units, stand by. 584 00:23:28,537 --> 00:23:30,017 Get in position for the raid. 585 00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:31,627 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 586 00:23:31,671 --> 00:23:33,499 Shit, shit, shit. 587 00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:35,457 Uh, Dispatch, uh, can we hold off on that raid for, 588 00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:37,067 like, five minutes, please? 589 00:23:37,111 --> 00:23:39,809 Uh, no.Uh, okay, how about two minutes? 590 00:23:39,853 --> 00:23:41,507 Just two minutes, please? Two minutes? Two minutes? 591 00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:43,117 Nope. 592 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,466 We are beginning the raid.[sighs] 593 00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:47,338 Confirm you're in position and ready. 594 00:23:47,382 --> 00:23:49,340 TOLBECK: This is Car 27, 595 00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:53,344 in... position. 596 00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:56,043 Copy that. The crowd is gathering for the cockfight. 597 00:23:56,086 --> 00:23:58,915 Just waiting for the final go from FBI, any second now. 598 00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:01,701 ["In a Black Out" by Hamilton Leithauser playing] 599 00:24:01,744 --> 00:24:03,442 [indistinct chatter] 600 00:24:05,966 --> 00:24:07,533 [clucking] 601 00:24:09,622 --> 00:24:14,844 ♪ I live in a nameless town 602 00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:16,367 ♪ No need... 603 00:24:16,411 --> 00:24:18,413 Hey. 604 00:24:20,328 --> 00:24:22,286 It's okay. Yeah, yeah. 605 00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:25,376 Nathan had a good life. You know? 606 00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:26,856 I mean, I don't know that. 607 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:29,032 But he had a killer last day. 608 00:24:29,076 --> 00:24:30,599 I suspect. 609 00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:33,559 [sniffles] 610 00:24:33,602 --> 00:24:38,651 ♪ Many friends have said good-bye ♪ 611 00:24:38,694 --> 00:24:42,829 ♪ Paraded out in... 612 00:24:42,872 --> 00:24:45,396 FRANKIE: He's here. That's El Chappie. 613 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,963 ♪ I say they all just lost 614 00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:48,878 [cheering, applause] 615 00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:52,491 ♪ Their minds... 616 00:24:58,584 --> 00:25:00,324 Hey. Don't worry. 617 00:25:00,368 --> 00:25:03,197 It's your first cockfight, all right? 618 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:07,070 Nathan is only gonna suffer a couple of minutes, tops. 619 00:25:07,114 --> 00:25:09,508 ♪ Halogen lamps 620 00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:13,076 ♪ Oh, it all went away... 621 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:16,079 BELL: All SDPD units in place. 622 00:25:16,123 --> 00:25:17,341 FATIMA: Roger that. Raid will move forward 623 00:25:17,385 --> 00:25:18,647 on word from Goldilocks. Stand by. 624 00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:20,954 MAN: Let's bring El Chappie down. 625 00:25:20,997 --> 00:25:22,521 Copy that. 626 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:23,696 Let's do this.Let's do it, let's do it, 627 00:25:23,739 --> 00:25:25,480 let's do it. 628 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,221 [exhales] 629 00:25:27,264 --> 00:25:31,486 ♪ When the tide comes 630 00:25:33,357 --> 00:25:35,882 ♪ Rolling... 631 00:25:35,925 --> 00:25:39,755 WOMAN: All units, be advised, SWAT is waiting on FBI's word. 632 00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:47,458 What are you doing? You good? 633 00:25:47,502 --> 00:25:49,722 Yeah. Yeah. 634 00:25:49,765 --> 00:25:50,766 Yeah. Good. 635 00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:52,028 Everything's good. Yeah. 636 00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:54,030 [exhales sharply] 637 00:25:54,074 --> 00:25:56,990 That cock is huge. 638 00:25:57,033 --> 00:25:59,253 It's a huge fucking cock.Yeah. 639 00:25:59,296 --> 00:26:02,038 All units, stand down. I repeat: all units, stand down. 640 00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:03,605 FBI override. 641 00:26:03,649 --> 00:26:05,389 The raid has been canceled. 642 00:26:05,433 --> 00:26:06,521 [both groan] 643 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,479 What? Again? Oh, man. 644 00:26:08,523 --> 00:26:10,090 Jesus Christ. 645 00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:12,527 I wore this suit for nothing. 646 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:15,138 Shit, they canceled the raid? I got to call my bookie. 647 00:26:15,182 --> 00:26:18,228 Yeah, username JJ246, 648 00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:20,927 password is bingbong123. 649 00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:22,929 Yeah, I want you to empty my account 650 00:26:22,972 --> 00:26:25,845 and put it all on Big Boy. 651 00:26:25,888 --> 00:26:27,847 Everything! 652 00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:29,631 ♪ A room... 653 00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:31,677 [crows] 654 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,114 ♪ With all our stuff 655 00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:36,159 ♪ When you come home 656 00:26:36,203 --> 00:26:37,247 MARCO: Come on, Nathan, come on, Nathan. 657 00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:38,858 ♪ I'd lift you up 658 00:26:38,901 --> 00:26:42,731 ♪ And there's only the two of us... ♪ 659 00:26:42,775 --> 00:26:44,167 Come on, Nathan, come on, Nathan. 660 00:26:44,211 --> 00:26:47,823 Come on, Nathan! Come on, Nathan! 661 00:26:47,867 --> 00:26:49,869 [crows] 662 00:26:57,964 --> 00:26:59,313 Oh! Ugh. 663 00:26:59,356 --> 00:27:01,620 I don't want to look. 664 00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:03,578 Whoa. Ugh, yikes. 665 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,101 Ooh, damn.Come on, Nathan. 666 00:27:05,145 --> 00:27:06,668 Come on, Nathan! 667 00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:08,452 Come on-- yes, yes, yes!Murder! 668 00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:09,932 Murder! Bring it! Bring it! 669 00:27:09,976 --> 00:27:11,455 Yes, yes, yes, oh!Yeah, yeah. 670 00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:13,675 ♪ There's only the two of us... ♪ 671 00:27:13,719 --> 00:27:15,024 [crunches] 672 00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:17,244 [rooster crows] 673 00:27:17,287 --> 00:27:18,680 [laughs] 674 00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:21,727 [both cheer and laugh] 675 00:27:25,339 --> 00:27:29,648 ♪ Now you're sleeping in the back ♪ 676 00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:35,218 ♪ Of a speeding yellow cab 677 00:27:35,262 --> 00:27:38,831 ♪ Throw a kiss good-bye 678 00:27:38,874 --> 00:27:42,617 ♪ To all of that. 679 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,575 Captioning sponsored by CBS 680 00:27:44,619 --> 00:27:46,926 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 681 00:27:46,976 --> 00:27:51,526 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 48810

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