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Previously on
"Neon Joe, Werewolf He-Yump"...
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My name is Neon Joe.
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I dedicate my whole life
to hunting werewolf in the hope
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that one of these time
it turn out to be my daddy.
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Hello, son.
You know what these are?
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The severed heads
of all the werewolf I kill!
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This here right here
gonna go right here.
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You chew the math.
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Aah!
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So what are you gonna do now?
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Suppose it's time
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to start following my dreams.
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As for hunting werewolf,
I'm officially retired.
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Hey, Joe, looks like
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the margarita volcano
needs a new batch.
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Oh, yeah?
He-yump.
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I made one this morning.
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Added a little extra 'rita.
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Gonna call it
the more-garita.
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- Get it?
- No, I tell you what to do.
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Moon is alive.
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Yeah, we hear you.
Moon is alive.
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Okay, Uri, it's closing time.
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She doesn't understand.
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You don't understand.
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Mm-hmm.
The moon is alive.
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We got it.
Closing time.
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Good night, Uri.
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Man, oh, man, that
one drunk Russki, huh, Cleve?
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It's last call, ma'am.
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That's, uh, Neon Joe,
Werewolf Hunter, right?
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Yeah, but he doesn't really
go by that name anymore.
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That's who he is now.
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Neon Joe,
regular everyday duck hunter.
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Start off as more of a gimmick
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to draw customers,
but it didn't really work,
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and so that's when we thought of
the margarita volcano,
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but that didn't really
work, either.
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So we're looking
for a new gimmick.
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So you're his sidekick.
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Yeah, I guess I am his sidekick.
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That's hot.
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I'm into number twos,
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if you know what I mean.
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Can I get a selfie?
No.
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Joe doesn't like selfies.
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No.
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With you.
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Oh, okay.
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Hey.
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Hmm. Thanks.
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See you around.
Okay.
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See you later.
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Number twos?
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Hey, Joe.
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That girl was so into you
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that she wanted to take
a selfie with me.
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No, I think it sounded
like she into you, Cleve.
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What? No.
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The only reason
she would ever date me is
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so she could have
an affair with you.
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Look, I'm gonna
go tally receipt.
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Why don't you clean up?
You got it, boss.
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Hey, Joe, do you ever think
of me as your sidekick?
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What?
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Nothing.
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What are you, moon?
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Huh? Huh?
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Coming!
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I see moon.
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I love moon.
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Oh.
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Oh, babe.
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How did we do tonight, Joe?
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Yeah, not very good, Cleve.
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Somebody tipped with
a half-eaten sandwich.
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Ooh!
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Bar ain't doing too good, Cleve.
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All my tropical dreams
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is slowly turning
to tropical dust.
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You mean sand?
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Need new gimmick.
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And don't be bringing up
that wet t-shirt contest again.
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I told you I ain't
comfortable showing my nips.
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Joe, you think maybe
if you told people
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you were the world famous
werewolf hunter...
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That ain't my life no more.
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Well, that girl Ashley
recognized you.
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I bet there's a lot of people
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that would love buying drinks
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from a world famous
werewolf hunter.
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Do that again.
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Do what again?
That...
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That... That little, teeny,
tiny drink you just did.
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Do... Do it again.
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Yeah, that's it!
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Sips!
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We gonna start
charging people by the sip!
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That's our new gimmick!
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Listen to this.
Oahu Joe's...
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Just one sip, it worth the trip.
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Or loose lips drink sips.
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Oh, that pretty good!
Now we're talking.
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Oh, you know what, though, man?
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I can't really afford
that right now.
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Listen.
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You're Neon Joe,
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and you can do anything.
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As they say, where there's
a will, there's a...
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He-yump!
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Let's do this!
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Let's give people the sip
they never knew they needed.
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All right.
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He-yump.
He-yump, he-yump, ah!
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He-yump!
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Whoa-ho, baby
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Don't forget that tip
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After enjoying
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Your sippy sippy sip
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Whoa,
you sip it to the left
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You sip it to the right
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You do the sippy sip sip
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And we're sipping all night,
yeah
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Can I get four more sips?
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Coming up.
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Cleve! Come on!
Do a naval sip! Come on!
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No.
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Where you been, moon?
I've been looking.
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Oh, baby.
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Yeah, I told you those were
gonna be for, Cleve, right?
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Teeny tiny sip cup.
People go crazy for that stuff.
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People weren't even
ordering drinks sometimes
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'cause they were
just watching you, Joe.
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Yeah, a little bit of he-yump,
a little bit of he-yump,
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got the he-yump on the he-yump,
and a little bit of he-yump.
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All right, we got 10 plus 5.
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Carry the he-yump,
and we got a he-yump.
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What is it, Joe?
How much did we make?
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Uh...
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A little under $15.
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Guess Joe got to show his nips
after all.
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I'm sorry, Joe. I'm the one
who gave you this idea
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when you saw me
sipping the beer.
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You know what? Let's cheer
ourselves up with some gossip.
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"Tip of the Buzz"
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"Tip of the Buzz."
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How's this for a load of buzz?
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Sources say Hollywood
is ready to take
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a bite out of
famed werewolf hunter
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and international playboy
Plaid Jeff
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by bringing his life story
to the big screen.
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And it was confirmed today
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that he will be played
by Kids' Choice Award nominated
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actor Jason Sudeikis.
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I'm really, really excited
about this role.
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It's got everything.
You got werewolves,
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you got guns,
you got cool clothes.
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It should be a hell
of a good time.
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I mean, and this guy's a trip.
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You camera guys,
you better watch yourself,
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'cause Jason just asked me
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if I'd be willing
to do part-time work
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as a paparazzi hunter.
Uh-oh!
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The film will be financed
by Elon Musk-type
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billionaire inventor
Vance Dontay.
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What the hell was that?
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Oh, uh, hey, guys, sorry,
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but the bar is closed.
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Come back tomorrow
around noon for a sip on me.
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Tomorrow at noon?
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We just got into town.
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We're ready to drink.
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How you been, Neon Joe?
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Looks like retirement's...
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done you pretty good.
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I'm sorry, but, uh...
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the bar is closed.
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Oh!
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That's no way to treat
your former rival
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and new number-one
hot-shot werewolf hunter.
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Yeah, I'm glad to hear things
working out for you okay,
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Plaid Je-yump.
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It's Plaid Jeff.
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And I'm doing more than okay.
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I just had my 100th kill.
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I suppose you didn't
see the tweet tonight.
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Taye Diggs retweeted me.
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That's why we're here, Joe.
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We're here to celebrate
my 100th kill.
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Yeah, I tell you something,
Je-hump,
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you like an Olympic sprinter.
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I mean, yeah,
sure, you... you fast,
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but the only reason
you got any gold
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is due to the retirement
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of the real fastest guy.
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Usain He-yump.
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Ooh!
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Hey, Plaid Jeff,
do you need some ointment?
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Because you just got
b-b-b-b-b-burned!
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Ssst!
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This is Vance Dontay.
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He's my Elon Musk-type
associate.
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I think he can make keeping
your bar open worth your while.
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How does $500 sound
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to keep the bar open
for the night?
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How do 500 "no thank
you he-yump" sound?
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How about $200,000
to keep it open permanently?
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I mean, this place
is worth, what?
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150 tops?
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Bar is closed.
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Your money no good he-yump.
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Oh. Well, if my money
is no good,
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I may as well just burn it.
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Good night.
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Cleve. Back room.
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Now.
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Shouldn't we put out the fire?
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No!
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I need to punch the living hell
out of your face.
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Me?! What?
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I could not show weakness
to Plaid Jeff.
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Now I got all this
contained fury
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that need to be released.
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I take it out on your face,
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that cancel out the rage.
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No! No!
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Don't you remember the other day
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you was asking about
becoming my sidekick?
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Yeah. Okay.
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If this is gonna help you deal,
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I am not only happy to do it,
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I would consider it an honor.
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That's my Cleve.
Appreciate that.
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And I fell right on my face.
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And every time I stood up,
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I kept slipping
and fell right on my face,
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and it happened like 20 times.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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Ashley's here for you now.
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Uh-oh.
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Hey! Morning, Joe!
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Hey, no hard feelings
about yesterday.
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All right, I know we came late
and you were trying to close.
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But the good news is,
is that I bought an apartment
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right up the street.
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So that means I get
to come all the time.
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Well, hey,
that great news, Je-yump.
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Matter of fact, here you go.
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First sip on the house.
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Gentlemen, welcome
to the neighbor-he-yump.
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So what do you think
about my new duds?
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You don't have a problem with
my new color scheme, do you?
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Of course not.
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I don't blame you
for wanting to wear neon.
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Look good on almost everybody.
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Almost.
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You know what else
almost looks good on everyone?
267
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Rings.
268
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,810
I love the way this one fits.
269
00:13:17,850 --> 00:13:19,710
You want to try it on?
270
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:22,880
271
00:13:25,820 --> 00:13:27,990
No, thanks.
272
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:33,860
Nice ring, though.
273
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,700
Damn it!
274
00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:38,730
I'm trying to get
a rise out of you!
275
00:13:38,770 --> 00:13:40,030
No!
276
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,770
You know why I'm on your dick?
277
00:13:42,810 --> 00:13:44,270
'Cause it's so meaty?
278
00:13:44,310 --> 00:13:46,640
Maybe it's because
you stole my ex-wife
279
00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:48,380
and left her for dead!
280
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:51,910
No one fall in love
with this guy!
281
00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:53,480
Because at some point
in the future,
282
00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:56,220
you will end up
in a dangerous situation,
283
00:13:56,250 --> 00:14:00,090
and he will leave you for dead
like he left my ex-wife!
284
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:03,220
285
00:14:10,770 --> 00:14:12,470
Let's go.
286
00:14:18,740 --> 00:14:22,110
287
00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:24,910
You're being a good sidekick!
288
00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:27,720
Joe feel better.
289
00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:28,250
290
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:36,090
How... How many times
have I told you?
291
00:14:36,130 --> 00:14:38,730
Hey, hey! I told you.
292
00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,930
We cannot show intimacy
in public.
293
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,600
It's too risky.
Just...
294
00:14:42,630 --> 00:14:44,230
Just be patient.
295
00:14:44,270 --> 00:14:47,740
Everything will go our way.
296
00:14:47,770 --> 00:14:50,340
Did you really steal
Plaid Jeff's wife?
297
00:14:50,370 --> 00:14:53,440
I didn't steal nobody's wife.
298
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,040
Yeah, they was married,
299
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:58,550
but then True Love Joe
came to town.
300
00:14:58,580 --> 00:15:00,680
And I huffed,
301
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:03,280
and I puffed,
302
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:07,520
and then she blew my heart out.
303
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,520
Huh?
304
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,790
305
00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:31,780
306
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:40,720
307
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:41,990
He-yump.
308
00:15:43,490 --> 00:15:46,560
He-yump.
309
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:49,130
He-yump!
310
00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:50,030
He-yump!
311
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:55,100
312
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,850
Forget Plaid Jeff.
313
00:16:04,910 --> 00:16:06,510
I never loved him.
314
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:09,080
I always loved you.
315
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,720
I know you didn't abandon me
at the pretzel factory.
316
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:15,120
If there ever came a time
we battled a werewolf
317
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,860
and one of us were in danger,
318
00:16:16,890 --> 00:16:19,890
we agreed that the other
had to save themselves.
319
00:16:19,930 --> 00:16:23,400
He-yump!
320
00:16:23,430 --> 00:16:25,670
I would have done the same
if the tables were turned.
321
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:29,100
He-yump, he-yump, he-yump. Listen to me.
It's not your fault.
322
00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:32,070
No.
Make love to me, Joe.
323
00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:36,540
Yeah.
324
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:39,810
325
00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:43,550
Okay. Naked.
326
00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:45,950
Oh.
327
00:16:45,990 --> 00:16:47,860
Hey there, Joe.
How can I help you?
328
00:16:47,890 --> 00:16:50,820
Hey, man.
329
00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:54,500
I need you to make
a life-size copy
330
00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:57,770
of this photo
right he-yump.
331
00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,900
And when you use the paper,
use the paper
332
00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:04,770
that feel most like skin.
333
00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:11,210
334
00:17:29,430 --> 00:17:32,000
335
00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:52,650
He-yump.
336
00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:54,790
He-yump! He-yump.
337
00:17:54,860 --> 00:17:58,260
Oh, he-yump. Oh.
Oh, he-yump. Oh, he-yump.
338
00:17:58,290 --> 00:18:00,030
Oh, he-yump! Oh, he-yump!
339
00:18:00,060 --> 00:18:02,230
Oh, he-yump!
Oh, oh, he-yump!
340
00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:03,360
Oh, he-yump.
341
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,700
342
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,610
Joe?
343
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,580
Hello, hello, hello!
344
00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:16,080
Joe?
345
00:18:20,650 --> 00:18:22,450
Joe!
346
00:18:22,490 --> 00:18:23,480
Joe! Wake up!
347
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,520
Hey.
348
00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:26,520
Aah!
Aah!
349
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:33,590
Oh, hey, Cleve.
Hey. Oh, my.
350
00:18:33,660 --> 00:18:35,600
What time is it?
It's late.
351
00:18:35,630 --> 00:18:37,830
Oh, man. Hey.
352
00:18:37,870 --> 00:18:39,200
Oh, sorry, man.
353
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:43,240
Guess you caught me
after a good time with...
354
00:18:43,270 --> 00:18:45,510
with Leann.
355
00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:48,340
Ooh! Ouch!
356
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:50,140
What the he-yump?
357
00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:53,480
Are you okay?
What happened here?
358
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,780
Whoa.
359
00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:57,320
Got a little paper
cut on my dick.
360
00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:00,635
Let's go to the bar.
I'll tell you about it there.
361
00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:02,490
Yeah, uh, about that.
362
00:19:02,530 --> 00:19:04,069
I don't know if I'm going
back to the bar
363
00:19:04,090 --> 00:19:07,690
because Plaid Jeff
offered me a job
364
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:11,370
as his personal assistant.
365
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,700
I'm sorry, Joe.
366
00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:15,900
It's all right, Cleve.
You a good friend.
367
00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:18,370
You want to take that job,
it'll be no hard feeling.
368
00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:21,880
But if I ever take my rage
on Plaid Jeff face,
369
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:25,380
that his blood gonna be
on your hands.
370
00:19:25,410 --> 00:19:26,680
Ooh.
371
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:30,050
Now go get me some Band-Aids
and Neosporin.
372
00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:32,850
I got cut right across the tip.
373
00:19:32,890 --> 00:19:35,790
Yes, sir.
374
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:37,660
You ever had a Band-Aid
on your dick?
375
00:19:37,690 --> 00:19:39,430
I don't see how the thing
gonna stay on.
376
00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:41,430
Get me some duct tape, too!
377
00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:43,960
Yeah, he-yump.
378
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,870
Oh, hey.
Good morning, Chris.
379
00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:49,270
How you doing?
Good to see you, man.
380
00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:50,540
What's up?
381
00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:52,240
Oh, uh, whoop.
382
00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:54,270
Had a paper cut on my dick.
383
00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:57,710
It's a long story.
Get it?
384
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:59,780
I called my dick long.
385
00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:01,420
I got the Band-Aids.
386
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,920
Oh, hey, Chris.
387
00:20:02,950 --> 00:20:04,543
Hey, you know, I hadn't
seen you around the bar
388
00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:06,720
since we started that
sip campaign, man.
389
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,020
You got to come by.
It fun.
390
00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:09,920
I do, like, a lot of move
behind the bar.
391
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,160
Do like a little Tom Cruise
392
00:20:11,190 --> 00:20:15,130
and cocktail like...
393
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,800
You got to come by
and get a sip, Chris.
394
00:20:16,830 --> 00:20:18,130
It fun, man.
You...
395
00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:20,070
You got to come by one night
and bring Linda.
396
00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:21,770
How's she doing, by the way?
397
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,970
Oh, Linda's fine.
398
00:20:24,010 --> 00:20:27,840
Joe, you're under arrest
for the murder of Plaid Jeff.
399
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,980
Say w-what? He-yump?
400
00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:33,150
"Breaking Buzz."
401
00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:34,820
We come to you with a sad
402
00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:36,550
Buzz-breaking
news story tonight.
403
00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:39,420
Famed werewolf hunter
and international playboy
404
00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:43,260
Plaid Jeff has been
brutally murdered.
405
00:20:43,290 --> 00:20:45,790
Police say
the suspect in custody
406
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:48,260
is retired
werewolf hunter Neon Joe,
407
00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:51,930
who also owns Oahu Joe's
Tropical Beach Cantina,
408
00:20:51,970 --> 00:20:54,970
better known as
the Home of the Sip.
409
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,970
I think I speak on behalf
of everyone here
410
00:20:57,010 --> 00:20:58,910
at "Tip of the Buzz"
when I say today marks
411
00:20:58,940 --> 00:21:02,010
a tragic loss
for the show-biz community.
412
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,380
But stick around
after the break,
413
00:21:03,410 --> 00:21:05,610
where we say goodbye
to the top 20 buns
414
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,050
we lost this year.
415
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:11,650
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