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What - ?!
(GRUNTS FRUSTRATEDLY) Those kids!
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Not my Frampton Comes Alive...!
(MOANS)
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(LAUGHS ANGRILY) "Honest, Dad, we
didn't even know you had a watch!"
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Thank God they paved
the drive last year!
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'Jury duty?
They want me to do jury duty?!'
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I can't believe this!
You can't do it.
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Spring break is coming up.
The boys are gonna be out of school.
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I can't handle them by myself!
You're gonna have to tell them no!
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That's not one of the options, Hal.
What are they thinking? Jury duty?!
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This is America!
I don't have a choice!
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Oh, yes, you do.
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You wanna get out of jury duty?
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You just let me handle this.
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(ALL) We, the jury,
promise to faithfully uphold...
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This'll be great!
I've never been ice-fishing before.
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It combines my two favourite
things,... ice and holes!
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A bunch of guys roughing it! A true
test of courage and determination!
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Man against the elements!
No crust on mine, thank you.
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I hope you packed
enough toilet paper for four!
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(ALL CHEER) You're kidding!
How'd you get Piama's permission?
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I don't need my wife's permission!
I picked a fight. She kicked me out.
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(ALL CHEER / LAUGH)
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Oh, my God, Dewey, you are not
gonna believe what just happened!
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We were supposed
to go exploring in the sewer!
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I waited two hours for you! You're
not listening. This is incredible!
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You promised that when spring break
started, you would take me!
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I did all your chores,
all your homework,
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I took your antibiotics -
Dewey, just shut up!
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We're trying to tell you
something important.
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We just saw Stevie's mom... naked!
And she's a total babe.
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We were at Stevie's
getting stuff for the sewer
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when we hear something behind us.
We turn around
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and there she was,
in the hallway,... naked!
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Buck naked,
except for her shower cap.
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First she was screaming,
then Stevie was, then I was...
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Yeah. Why'd I do that? Then she tore
the curtains down to cover up!
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But you could see through them.
I'm so glad they just remodelled.
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That is not a good reason! Mom walks
around here naked all the time!
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She was naked this morning. She -
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If you've just combined those two
things in my head, I will kill you!
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No, we're good. So, she was -
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I got to get going.
Where are the boys?
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At the library. I know. But if they
were doing something really bad,
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they'd have come up with
a better lie.
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So,... deliberations start today.
Nervous?
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Nice try.
You know I can't talk about it. OK!
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Is the counselman as tall
as he looks on TV? Hal!
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Yes! Your eyebrow went up!
It did not.
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It's the Panty Bandit, isn't it?
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This isn't right! We're married.
We tell each other everything.
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We've never kept secrets from each
other in our entire relationship.
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I keep secrets from you
all the time.
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Oh, fine(!) Go!
I won't keep you from your...
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..big, secret trial!
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Thank you very much! (CHORTLES)
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For what?
Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.
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You didn't say a word.
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(CACKLES)
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This sucks! We been here 15 hours.
We haven't caught a single fish.
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How much longer will this take?
You never know.
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I been ice-fishing my entire life,
never even seen a fish.
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I'm with Francis.
I got bored on the drive here!
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Can we at least talk?
About what?
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We could use this opportunity
to get to know each other better.
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You know, one time I walked in on
my two dads making love!
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Guilty.
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Not guilty.
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And... guilty. That's seven guilty
and five not guilty.
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The contention, for those of you who
don't think Marty stole the bike -
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If it'll get us out of here earlier,
I'll change my vote. What?!
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I don't feel that strongly
either way. Yeah, me, too!
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Which side was winning again?
This is not a question of winning,
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or of voting
to get out of here early!
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We have to have some basis
for deciding. There was a trial!
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And evidence, and laws...
Yeah-yeah-yeah.
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Let's vote one more time
before we get into all that detail.
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We might just get lucky.
Who wants to change their votes?
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Whatever!
There you go! It's unanimous.
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Hey, wait!
What do you think you're doing?!
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You can't send
a 17-year-old kid to jail
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just cos you wanna go home early.
For God's sake, we took an oath!
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Did you vote guilty?
Yes, because -
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Then, there's no problem.
We're all just agreeing.
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Fine(!)
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Then, I vote not guilty.
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This is cool! There's no alligators
down here, right? That's made up?
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But if there were,
they'd probably be blind, or albino,
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or transparent!...
But that's not real.
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This is so cool!
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He hasn't shut up all morning.
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I was just as excited the first time
Francis took us. It's kinda cute.
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Did you get the snake?
Right here.
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They'll hear him screaming
in Russia.
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Dude, finish the story!
She was standing there, buck naked!
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I went like this. (GASPS)
Malcolm was like this. (GASPS)
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It was incredible! The sun
was behind her. She was glowing.
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A naked,... glowing... angel!
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Stevie, back me up on this.
That's what she looked like, right?
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Can we go now?
I get to lead! No, rear.
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No, wait. Front! I'll scout ahead!
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What?
You are talking about his mom.
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Change the subject. Show some class.
OK, I get it.
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Whoo, Stevie!
Is that you or the sewer?!
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It turns out
it wasn't a boil they removed
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but the vestiges of my unborn twin!
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OK, let's just go.
(ALL) Yeah! Good idea!
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Best idea I've heard all day!
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OK, here's something interesting.
There's a gigantic bear out there!
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Don't worry.
It's part of living in Alaska.
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How far away is it?
(GROWLING / CRASHING)
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Well, answer the question!
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(DOORBELL)
It's open!
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I thought
we were having lunch today.
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Huh? Oh, I'm sorry.
What's all this?
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My research on the trial
Lois got assigned to.
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Oh, my God! Reyes?! Did she talk
about the four-fingered magician?
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Was he any good?
She won't tell me anything.
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I dug this up on my own. Information
is being suppressed from the jury.
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Lois will have to find Moynihan
guilty. Why not? He did it.
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You're a fool!
Everyone knows the wife killed him.
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What? She loved him.
Didn't you read the letter?
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How come she didn't admit
being married before?
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She was underage
and it was annulled.
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It means nothing.
The judge ruled it inadmissible.
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The same judge that won't allow
the cab driver to testify! Well,
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if the wife did it, why did
four witnesses say they saw a man
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leave the crime scene?
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Oh! A man...
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..like this?!
You just drew hair on!
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If I could do it, she could!
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She worked for two years
at the Windmill Theatre.
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Let me see that!
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OK, here's our mark.
When we came here with Francis,
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this is the farthest we've ever gone.
This is it?!
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This is as far as you went?!
Who would brag about this?
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Mr Alligator?
So, Stevie,
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did your mom go to college?
What?!
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Did she get a degree?
Was she in a sorority?
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Wait a minute. Unless we thought
some girl called Molly Hatchet ruled,
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this isn't our mark.
This has to be it!
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We went right, right, straight,
left, right, left, and right again.
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No! We went right, left, left,
then straight, left, right, straight!
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No. We went...
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..right,...
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..left,...
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..straight...
Oh, man, we're lost!
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What? No!
Oh, man! What are we gonna do?!
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Nice! We got him crying!
No, we really are lost!
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What? What do we do?! I knew you'd
find some way to ruin this for me!
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Even when you're trying to be nice,
you make me miserable!
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And now...
I get to die in the sewer!
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A perfect end to a crappy life!
Shut up, Dewey!
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Alright.
Let's focus on finding a way out.
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Stevie's mom must be worried by now.
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Shut up... about... my mom!
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What? I simply made a comment.
You're... a perv!
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I have a healthy interest
in the opposite sex.
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Well,...
they don't... return... the favour!
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What does that mean?
Girls... hate you.
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That's not true!
Yes, it is.
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Come on, Reese. You're a joke.
Yeah. Even I know it.
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.
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Marty claims he was at work,
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but his boss says
he didn't show up until 6:00.
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The gas-station attendant puts
Marty there between 4:00 and 4:30,
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and as we remember from testimony -
Can we vote again?!
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We've been through this five times!
We vote guilty,
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she votes not guilty. We vote
not guilty, she votes guilty.
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Yeah. So you go first this time!
Alright! I abstain.
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(ALL GROAN)
What is it that you want, lady?
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I want you to do your job!
Weigh the facts of this case
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and make a reasoned decision!
You have the sworn testimony
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of the arresting officer,
in which he states -
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Yeah, if you believe what he says.
OK! Fair enough.
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It is a question of credibility.
You have a high-school dropout
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with a history of reckless behaviour
against a police-force veteran.
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You can't trust cops. They're always
comin' up with ways to get you!
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That's right! My neighbour's a cop
and he's got a 30-foot boat.
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How can he afford that
on a police salary?
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They all get away with it!
(ALL TALK AT ONCE)
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Stop!
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This is not about
how you feel about cops!
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This is not about who you like
and who you hate!
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This is about what you believe
happened, based on the facts.
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Did Marty or did Marty not
steal the motorcycle?!
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Wait,... I thought
Marty was the cop!
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Fine(!)
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Let's go through this again.
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Yes?
Is it OK to hate you? Absolutely.
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But the money was really being
funnelled to Mr Reyes's mistress
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and their love child.
Once Moynihan found out,
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it was "Good night, Mr Reyes".
You've... got... nothing!
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He was seen arguing with the victim.
He can't account for his whereabouts
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when the murder occurred, and they
found the murder weapon in his car!
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Means, motive and opportunity!
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It's all a little too neat!
Because he's guilty!
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My gut says he didn't do it!
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Saying so doesn't make it so!
Talk to this guy!
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YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
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(CRASHING)
Oh, my God, that thing's a monster!
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I've been around bears 40 years.
There's nothing to worry about.
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Really?
Yep! We just got to stay real quiet.
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Pretty soon he'll get bored
and fly away,...
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..that is,
unless he's protecting his eggs.
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This is crazy! We can't stay here!
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Somebody's got to make a run
for the truck.
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That's a suicide mission!
Well, what are we supposed to do?
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Stay here and starve to death?
He's right. I say we try it.
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I vote for Eric. What?!
Go to hell! I'm not going! You go!
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I have a wife at home!
And my life doesn't mean anything?
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Artie's the camp outcast. Pete's an
old coot! It's a miracle he's alive!
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I should've slit your throat
when I had the chance.
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(ALL YELL)
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This all looks... the same!
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Yes, this is the same.
It's all been exactly the same
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ever since the day I was born.
I start to trust them,
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they make me regret it. I get
my hopes up and they destroy them.
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I -
Shut up! We get it!
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Every girlfriend you ever had left
you crying like a baby! What?!
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Oh, who's Mr Big Shot now?
I'm a joke with the girls, huh?
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What's worse,
being a joke or a crybaby?
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I wasn't crying that hard!
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You wet... your pants. Oh, like
you've ever even been with a girl!
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I have... a note... from my doctor!
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I could get a doctor if I wanted to.
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!
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That's right! Turn on each other.
227
00:14:42,724 --> 00:14:46,523
Well, you know what?
No girls like any of you.
228
00:14:46,376 --> 00:14:49,776
And I don't blame them.
You're all pathetic.
229
00:14:52,336 --> 00:14:55,175
You know who's a joke? Girls!
Yeah!
230
00:14:55,066 --> 00:14:58,985
They make our lives miserable. You
can never understand what they want.
231
00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:02,513
They always say, "Stop staring."
They don't laugh at farts!
232
00:15:02,371 --> 00:15:06,090
They only wanna talk about clothes.
They cry... all... the time.
233
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:08,626
Man, this is helping us get out(!)
234
00:15:10,099 --> 00:15:12,818
(FRANTIC PANTING)
Whoo! Time? Time?!
235
00:15:12,713 --> 00:15:15,552
11 minutes.
(SHRIEKS TRIUMPHANTLY)
236
00:15:15,443 --> 00:15:18,242
In yer face!
See? The wife did have time
237
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,693
to run down here from home!
238
00:15:20,595 --> 00:15:24,074
That leaves her...
two minutes to stab him,
239
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:28,539
remove the head, and still make it to
the party in time. It makes sense!
240
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:31,561
And the blood magically jumped
to his clothes(!)
241
00:15:31,437 --> 00:15:35,436
Do you really need this spelled out?
242
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:38,921
After killing her husband,
she took off the bloody suit
243
00:15:38,781 --> 00:15:41,820
and rubbed it all over Moynihan!
Impossible!
244
00:15:41,703 --> 00:15:45,182
You just don't wanna be proven wrong!
I am not wrong!
245
00:15:45,048 --> 00:15:49,607
The knife entered at a downward
angle. She was 5'2". He was 6'4".
246
00:15:49,431 --> 00:15:53,150
She'd have had to ask him to pick
her up so she could stab him!
247
00:15:53,007 --> 00:15:54,326
She could've stood on something!
248
00:15:54,276 --> 00:15:57,035
Oh, she brought a stepladder(!)
249
00:15:56,928 --> 00:16:00,727
Look! A milk crate! She could've
hidden behind the dumpster,
250
00:16:00,581 --> 00:16:04,420
stood on the crate, pulled out the
knife and stabbed him several times
251
00:16:04,272 --> 00:16:07,911
with a downward motion, like this!
(SCREAMING)
252
00:16:07,771 --> 00:16:09,450
Agh!
253
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:12,466
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
254
00:16:14,038 --> 00:16:17,877
I may be fat, stupid,
colour-blind and dyslexic,
255
00:16:17,729 --> 00:16:21,368
but I don't have three nipples!
Shut up! That's a mole.
256
00:16:21,228 --> 00:16:25,387
You! Your family changed their name
so you couldn't track them down.
257
00:16:25,226 --> 00:16:29,065
No-one will miss you.
I'm sure it started with an O.
258
00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:31,716
All three of you
are pea-brained idiots!
259
00:16:31,609 --> 00:16:34,888
And I do suffer more than
everybody else. (GROANS)
260
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:38,121
Let's just vote on it!
Who votes for Francis?
261
00:16:38,721 --> 00:16:41,000
Who votes for Eric?
262
00:16:40,913 --> 00:16:42,752
Artie?
263
00:16:42,682 --> 00:16:44,841
Pete?
264
00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:47,757
Four votes!
No, you tricked me! Argh!
265
00:16:47,641 --> 00:16:51,240
He'll reject me! I... I've tried me!
266
00:16:51,102 --> 00:16:53,662
I taste awful! Arrgh!
267
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:03,439
Alright,... that's the worst thing
any of us has ever done.
268
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:08,049
I'm not proud, but we had no choice.
Like I care about your opinion!
269
00:17:07,865 --> 00:17:10,464
Wait a minute.
270
00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:14,723
Why don't we hear eating?
(ENGINE ROARS) He got to the truck!
271
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,874
Pete!
Pete! Pete!
272
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:20,025
See you in hell!
(SOUND OF ENGINE RECEDES)
273
00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:26,499
The witness saw Marty gassing up the
motorcycle an hour after the theft.
274
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:31,439
That gas station closes at 5:00. Not
on Fridays. That's in the transcript.
275
00:17:31,241 --> 00:17:35,161
Er, I think we're ready for
another vote! Lois?
276
00:17:37,354 --> 00:17:41,554
Go ahead. By show of hands,
who thinks the defendant is guilty?
277
00:17:42,430 --> 00:17:46,109
Great! Let's go tell the judge.
Wait!
278
00:17:45,967 --> 00:17:49,526
I don't think Marty is guilty.
What?!
279
00:17:49,389 --> 00:17:53,188
I went through all these papers.
The kid sings in a church choir.
280
00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:57,520
He wouldn't do something like this.
That is not fact. That's bias.
281
00:17:57,347 --> 00:18:02,146
You're basing a decision on feelings
that have nothing to do with facts!
282
00:18:01,961 --> 00:18:06,400
Facts are things, like witnesses
seeing Marty steal the bike,
283
00:18:06,229 --> 00:18:11,468
like Marty being apprehended
while he was driving it!
284
00:18:11,266 --> 00:18:15,185
Like Marty pulling tons of stupid
stunts just like this one.
285
00:18:15,033 --> 00:18:18,992
Those are the facts. I just don't
wanna send that poor boy to jail!
286
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:23,159
Believe me, jail will do more good
than three years of military school.
287
00:18:22,992 --> 00:18:26,511
Military school?
I didn't read anything about that.
288
00:18:26,376 --> 00:18:30,135
Oh, yeah!
I know I saw that somewhere.
289
00:18:29,990 --> 00:18:32,589
He dropped out of vocational school.
290
00:18:32,489 --> 00:18:36,688
After the school where he got caught
messing with the teacher's aid.
291
00:18:36,526 --> 00:18:39,246
No, I know for a fact
that Francis went -
292
00:18:40,063 --> 00:18:42,062
Who?
293
00:18:41,985 --> 00:18:44,145
Oh, my God!
294
00:18:46,638 --> 00:18:50,638
I think I have to excuse myself
from this jury. All in favour?
295
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:57,165
I'm trying to be
the best me I can be,
296
00:18:57,057 --> 00:19:00,776
but I don't know what to say to
girls, so I say something mean.
297
00:19:00,633 --> 00:19:03,952
I'm afraid of getting hurt.
My problem is,
298
00:19:03,824 --> 00:19:07,383
I get so frustrated over things
I can't control.
299
00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:10,645
I forget people have their own will.
I play...
300
00:19:10,514 --> 00:19:14,713
..mind games. It's all... I have.
301
00:19:14,551 --> 00:19:19,470
Why isn't there ever a flash flood
when you need one?
302
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:23,439
I really want a girlfriend.
I want somebody to hang out with!
303
00:19:23,279 --> 00:19:25,038
Yeah. Someone you can talk to.
304
00:19:24,970 --> 00:19:27,369
Someone... to hug.
305
00:19:27,277 --> 00:19:28,836
Someone to show my poetry to.
306
00:19:28,777 --> 00:19:31,017
You write... poetry?
307
00:19:31,968 --> 00:19:36,087
I dabble.
What do you think of Brenda Pollock?
308
00:19:35,928 --> 00:19:39,847
She's nice. She'd be good for you.
You'd make... a cute couple.
309
00:19:39,696 --> 00:19:43,175
I thought so, too.
Hey, I know this sounds weird,
310
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:46,081
but can I read you one of my poems?
We'd love it.
311
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:49,763
ARGH! AGH!
(ALL SCREAM)
312
00:19:49,654 --> 00:19:52,213
(ALL) Aaaargh!
313
00:19:52,114 --> 00:19:54,634
(ALL CONTINUE TO SCREAM)
314
00:19:57,574 --> 00:19:59,613
(GIGGLING)
315
00:19:59,535 --> 00:20:03,094
Hey! What happened?
Did you read them your poetry?
316
00:20:02,957 --> 00:20:06,157
(GIRLS CONTINUE TO GIGGLE)
317
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:10,100
You guys can't even do this right!
318
00:20:11,185 --> 00:20:14,824
I wanna serve on another jury!
I messed up this time,
319
00:20:14,683 --> 00:20:18,162
but next time I won't.
I don't schedule that.
320
00:20:18,028 --> 00:20:20,827
I'm sure you have connections.
Please!
321
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:24,599
There was a mistrial. Everything's
backed up. You'll have to wait.
322
00:20:24,449 --> 00:20:28,448
I'll do the best I can, if you'll
stop bothering me right now.
323
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:32,214
Deal! I gotta go. My husband's
probably going crazy without me!
324
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:36,814
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