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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,389 --> 00:00:11,516 Everybody up! 2 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:14,559 ( Screaming ) 3 00:00:14,628 --> 00:00:16,061 Let's go! Let's go! 4 00:00:16,129 --> 00:00:18,893 I got to do laundry before work! 5 00:00:18,965 --> 00:00:23,698 I am taking breakfast off the table in five minutes! 6 00:00:23,770 --> 00:00:26,739 I know this kid... 7 00:00:26,807 --> 00:00:29,901 his mom wakes him up with a kiss on the forehead. 8 00:00:29,976 --> 00:00:33,434 ? Yes, no, maybe ? 9 00:00:33,513 --> 00:00:35,981 ? I don't know ? 10 00:00:36,049 --> 00:00:39,314 ? Can you repeat the question? ? 11 00:00:39,386 --> 00:00:41,513 ? You're not the boss of me now ? 12 00:00:41,588 --> 00:00:43,988 ? You're not the boss of me now ? 13 00:00:44,057 --> 00:00:46,355 ? You're not the boss of me now ? 14 00:00:46,426 --> 00:00:48,485 ? And you're not so big ? 15 00:00:48,562 --> 00:00:50,996 ? You're not the boss of me now ? 16 00:00:51,064 --> 00:00:53,362 ? You're not the boss of me now ? 17 00:00:53,433 --> 00:00:55,492 ? You're not the boss of me now ? 18 00:00:55,569 --> 00:00:58,299 ? And you're not so big ? 19 00:00:58,372 --> 00:01:01,830 ? Life is unfair? 20 00:01:06,780 --> 00:01:09,214 Okay, I've been up for half an hour. 21 00:01:09,282 --> 00:01:10,874 I've had my cereal. 22 00:01:10,951 --> 00:01:13,613 It's time for Mom to ask the same annoying question 23 00:01:13,687 --> 00:01:14,984 she asks me every morning. 24 00:01:15,055 --> 00:01:18,149 So, Malcolm, what are you doing in your genius class today? 25 00:01:18,225 --> 00:01:21,661 Nothing. It's just as dumb and boring as being in regular class, 26 00:01:21,728 --> 00:01:23,286 except now I get ostracized. 27 00:01:23,363 --> 00:01:25,524 Ostracized? Oh, you're learning such big words. 28 00:01:25,599 --> 00:01:26,657 Hey. 29 00:01:26,733 --> 00:01:30,829 They want to know what I think about caller I D blocking. 30 00:01:30,904 --> 00:01:32,462 Do I think about that? 31 00:01:32,539 --> 00:01:33,836 Oh! 32 00:01:33,907 --> 00:01:34,931 What? 33 00:01:35,008 --> 00:01:36,908 Nothing.Just a sharp Cheerio. 34 00:01:36,977 --> 00:01:37,909 Oh! 35 00:01:40,380 --> 00:01:43,008 Hah! $21 0! 36 00:01:43,083 --> 00:01:45,984 Look at all the calls that Francis is charging to us. 37 00:01:46,052 --> 00:01:47,019 60 minutes. Oh! 38 00:01:47,087 --> 00:01:50,284 Oh, 80 minutes-- And every one of these calls is to Beebee. 39 00:01:50,357 --> 00:01:53,326 $21 0 on Beebee! 40 00:01:53,393 --> 00:01:56,157 I know. Now, honey, just try to understand. 41 00:01:56,229 --> 00:01:57,662 He's off in Alabama. 42 00:01:57,731 --> 00:02:00,029 He's all by himself at military school. 43 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:02,967 He's lonely, so he calls his little girlfriend. 44 00:02:03,036 --> 00:02:04,060 She's a tramp. 45 00:02:04,137 --> 00:02:05,627 No one's saying she's not a tramp. 46 00:02:05,705 --> 00:02:07,104 Didn't you change our code number? 47 00:02:07,174 --> 00:02:08,198 Three times. 48 00:02:08,275 --> 00:02:09,970 I don't know how he's getting it. 49 00:02:10,043 --> 00:02:12,603 65 51 9. 50 00:02:12,679 --> 00:02:15,648 That'll be good till the bill comes on the 1 5th. 51 00:02:15,715 --> 00:02:17,945 Thanks, man. You are a good brother. 52 00:02:19,686 --> 00:02:21,779 I was taking money out of her wallet anyway. 53 00:02:21,855 --> 00:02:24,449 He is doing this just to upset me. 54 00:02:24,524 --> 00:02:26,082 Oh, come on, Lois. 55 00:02:26,159 --> 00:02:28,957 He's 1 6 and thinks he's in love. 56 00:02:29,029 --> 00:02:31,759 What are you going to do? 57 00:02:31,832 --> 00:02:34,494 Oh, man, never ask her that. 58 00:02:34,568 --> 00:02:37,503 Beebee, you can't imagine how much I miss you. 59 00:02:37,571 --> 00:02:40,699 It is like a white-hot fire burning in my chest. 60 00:02:40,774 --> 00:02:42,765 The only thing that keeps me going 61 00:02:42,843 --> 00:02:44,640 is just the thought of holding you 62 00:02:44,711 --> 00:02:46,008 and stroking your hair 63 00:02:46,079 --> 00:02:48,707 and being with you in a perfect, golden moment. 64 00:02:48,782 --> 00:02:51,717 Oh, yeah. I'm totally the same way. 65 00:02:51,785 --> 00:02:54,310 Oh, I'm just so... 66 00:02:54,387 --> 00:02:55,820 Are you watching Buffy? 67 00:02:55,889 --> 00:02:57,481 I can do both. 68 00:02:57,557 --> 00:03:01,584 You know, I think of things, too, like... 69 00:03:01,661 --> 00:03:03,595 No, it's too embarrassing. 70 00:03:03,663 --> 00:03:04,789 Tell me. 71 00:03:04,865 --> 00:03:08,801 It's not the kind of thing you can say over the phone. 72 00:03:08,869 --> 00:03:11,360 It's something I'd have to show you. 73 00:03:11,438 --> 00:03:13,599 Beebee, I think it would be better 74 00:03:13,673 --> 00:03:16,233 if you told me, and then you showed me. 75 00:03:16,309 --> 00:03:17,742 Stanley, what are you doing? 76 00:03:17,811 --> 00:03:19,176 That was Beebee! 77 00:03:22,516 --> 00:03:23,778 Sorry, man. 78 00:03:23,850 --> 00:03:26,944 Commandant says your phone privileges have been revoked for a month. 79 00:03:27,020 --> 00:03:28,681 Your mom complained about the bills. 80 00:03:28,755 --> 00:03:30,279 Okay, let me just tell... 81 00:03:30,357 --> 00:03:33,520 Francis, do you remember the thumb thing? 82 00:03:33,593 --> 00:03:35,390 The one you did to my thumb, 83 00:03:35,462 --> 00:03:37,896 or the one you did with your thumb? 84 00:03:42,235 --> 00:03:44,100 ( Phone Rings ) 85 00:03:44,170 --> 00:03:45,262 Hello. 86 00:03:45,338 --> 00:03:46,430 Malcolm! Thank God. 87 00:03:46,506 --> 00:03:48,974 I don't have any more quarters, so just listen. 88 00:03:49,042 --> 00:03:50,600 I need you to swipe Mom's credit card 89 00:03:50,677 --> 00:03:52,304 and I need you to buy me a cell phone. 90 00:03:52,379 --> 00:03:54,074 What you want to get is 91 00:03:54,147 --> 00:03:56,615 the unlimited off-peak plan, and then FedEx it to me. 92 00:03:56,683 --> 00:03:58,412 Francis, no. I can't do that. 93 00:03:58,485 --> 00:03:59,952 What? 94 00:04:00,020 --> 00:04:02,045 Dude, don't bail on me. 95 00:04:02,122 --> 00:04:04,386 I'm sorry, but Mom is totally on the warpath 96 00:04:04,457 --> 00:04:05,719 about the phone calls. 97 00:04:05,792 --> 00:04:08,226 Her radar is up. I can't do anything. 98 00:04:10,630 --> 00:04:13,360 Seriously, you've just got to find a way to live 99 00:04:13,433 --> 00:04:15,993 without calling Beebee all the time. 100 00:04:17,804 --> 00:04:18,793 Hello? 101 00:04:18,872 --> 00:04:20,806 ( Scream ) 102 00:04:20,874 --> 00:04:22,136 Hello? 103 00:04:22,208 --> 00:04:24,733 ( Dial Tone ) 104 00:04:24,811 --> 00:04:27,211 He understands, right? 105 00:04:29,983 --> 00:04:33,043 Dearest Beebee, something wonderful has happened. 106 00:04:33,119 --> 00:04:35,952 The pain and confusion of the last few months 107 00:04:36,022 --> 00:04:40,083 has disappeared, replaced by a single glorious purpose. 108 00:04:44,998 --> 00:04:48,991 From the ashes of the old Francis rises a new man 109 00:04:49,069 --> 00:04:52,266 filled with boldness and determination. 110 00:04:58,878 --> 00:05:01,711 I fly to you on angel's wings, 111 00:05:01,781 --> 00:05:04,375 knowing I follow the mandate of my heart. 112 00:05:10,090 --> 00:05:12,081 ( Shrill Screaming ) 113 00:05:12,158 --> 00:05:14,092 ( Groaning ) 114 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,095 Every night for the past two weeks. 115 00:05:17,163 --> 00:05:19,358 He thinks there's a monster under the bed. 116 00:05:19,432 --> 00:05:22,492 It seemed so funny when we thought of it. 117 00:05:22,569 --> 00:05:24,696 Oh, sweetie, not again. 118 00:05:24,771 --> 00:05:25,829 The monster! 119 00:05:25,905 --> 00:05:28,635 It tried to suck my brain out! 120 00:05:28,708 --> 00:05:31,040 All right, I have had it. 121 00:05:31,111 --> 00:05:32,578 You two are banned from Nintendo. 122 00:05:32,646 --> 00:05:33,613 Okay. 123 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,341 We're already banned from Nintendo. 124 00:05:35,415 --> 00:05:38,612 The sad thing is he thinks he just outsmarted her. 125 00:05:38,685 --> 00:05:41,051 All right, fine. Pillows. 126 00:05:41,121 --> 00:05:42,213 What? 127 00:05:42,288 --> 00:05:44,153 That's right. I'm taking your pillows. 128 00:05:44,224 --> 00:05:45,919 Come on, come on, hand 'em over. 129 00:05:47,293 --> 00:05:48,692 And I'm not getting up again. 130 00:05:48,762 --> 00:05:51,060 If that monster wants to suck out your brain, 131 00:05:51,131 --> 00:05:53,964 you just let him take it and you go back to sleep. 132 00:05:59,105 --> 00:06:01,198 I love you. 133 00:06:01,274 --> 00:06:03,640 I love you. 134 00:06:03,710 --> 00:06:04,642 I love you. 135 00:06:09,149 --> 00:06:10,741 We're all... 136 00:06:10,817 --> 00:06:12,409 ( Animal's Voice Fading ) 137 00:06:42,115 --> 00:06:44,015 Hello? 138 00:06:46,553 --> 00:06:48,384 Don't scream. It's me. 139 00:06:48,455 --> 00:06:50,150 Francis! 140 00:06:50,223 --> 00:06:51,383 Way to go, dipwad. 141 00:06:51,458 --> 00:06:53,050 You got me in the nards. 142 00:06:56,229 --> 00:06:58,163 Francis, what are you doing here? 143 00:06:58,231 --> 00:06:59,823 I'm taking control of my own destiny. 144 00:06:59,899 --> 00:07:02,800 I'm just picking up Beebee and we're going to head off for Canada. 145 00:07:02,869 --> 00:07:04,962 You're going to visit Grandma? 146 00:07:05,038 --> 00:07:06,665 No, a different part of Canada. 147 00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:09,709 Someplace wild where people don't have to destroy love 148 00:07:09,776 --> 00:07:11,767 just 'cause they don't understand it. 149 00:07:11,845 --> 00:07:13,608 You just ran away from school? 150 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,705 Mom's really going to kill you now. 151 00:07:15,782 --> 00:07:17,875 No, she won't because she won't know. 152 00:07:17,951 --> 00:07:19,782 Malcolm, you can't tell anybody. 153 00:07:19,853 --> 00:07:22,117 I'm placing my life in your hands here. 154 00:07:22,188 --> 00:07:24,782 Did you roll around in something? 155 00:07:24,858 --> 00:07:26,587 You'll get used to it. 156 00:07:26,659 --> 00:07:29,628 Look, I need you to get Beebee to come see me tonight, okay? 157 00:07:29,696 --> 00:07:30,628 Give her this. 158 00:07:30,697 --> 00:07:33,393 Let it air out for a while first. 159 00:07:33,466 --> 00:07:37,163 Try to get me some food, 'cause I haven't eaten in, like, 36 hours. 160 00:07:37,237 --> 00:07:39,467 Francis, this sounds kind of drastic, even for you. 161 00:07:39,539 --> 00:07:41,734 Malcolm, I do not have time for doubt! 162 00:07:41,808 --> 00:07:44,174 The die has been cast, my future is set. 163 00:07:44,244 --> 00:07:46,007 Now, there's one question in my mind-- 164 00:07:46,079 --> 00:07:47,307 Can I trust you? 165 00:07:47,380 --> 00:07:48,312 But... 166 00:07:48,381 --> 00:07:49,609 Can I trust you? 167 00:07:49,682 --> 00:07:53,641 Yes. Yeah, definitely. 168 00:07:55,688 --> 00:07:57,781 I'll toss my lunch bag over the fence before school. 169 00:08:00,226 --> 00:08:02,285 Oh! 170 00:08:02,362 --> 00:08:04,489 Uh! 171 00:08:04,564 --> 00:08:06,964 Mmm! 172 00:08:22,148 --> 00:08:24,616 Can I have some? 173 00:08:24,684 --> 00:08:26,276 Can't. 174 00:08:26,352 --> 00:08:28,081 It's a... 175 00:08:28,154 --> 00:08:30,816 prescription... sandwich. 176 00:08:30,890 --> 00:08:32,187 ''Prescription sandwich''? 177 00:08:32,258 --> 00:08:34,123 Stevie, that's not even a good lie. 178 00:08:34,194 --> 00:08:36,389 If you don't want to share, just say so. 179 00:08:36,462 --> 00:08:37,394 Don't want... 180 00:08:37,463 --> 00:08:38,430 to share. 181 00:08:38,498 --> 00:08:41,262 Let's play... 182 00:08:41,334 --> 00:08:42,426 Ironside. 183 00:08:42,502 --> 00:08:44,766 I'll be... Ironside. 184 00:08:44,838 --> 00:08:46,863 I don't want to play stupid Ironside. 185 00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:49,272 What's your... problem? 186 00:08:49,342 --> 00:08:50,639 It's my brother Francis. 187 00:08:50,710 --> 00:08:54,168 He escaped from military school and hitchhiked all the way here. 188 00:08:54,247 --> 00:08:57,148 He's all scraped up and smelly and hungry and dirty, 189 00:08:57,217 --> 00:08:59,344 and now he's hiding out at the creek. 190 00:08:59,419 --> 00:09:01,717 If my parents catch him, he's dead. 191 00:09:01,788 --> 00:09:03,915 He's talking like he's crazy. 192 00:09:03,990 --> 00:09:05,753 I don't know what to do. 193 00:09:05,825 --> 00:09:08,385 Squeal. 194 00:09:08,461 --> 00:09:09,553 What? 195 00:09:09,629 --> 00:09:10,823 Squeal. 196 00:09:10,897 --> 00:09:13,024 Rat him out. 197 00:09:13,099 --> 00:09:14,396 I can't do that. 198 00:09:14,467 --> 00:09:15,764 He's my brother. 199 00:09:15,835 --> 00:09:17,063 I promised him. 200 00:09:17,136 --> 00:09:18,899 I can't tell anybody. 201 00:09:18,972 --> 00:09:21,702 You told... me. 202 00:09:21,774 --> 00:09:23,298 Yeah, but by the time you tell anyone 203 00:09:23,376 --> 00:09:24,866 he'll be a thousand miles from here. 204 00:09:24,944 --> 00:09:28,971 Tou... ch�. 205 00:09:31,784 --> 00:09:34,082 Beebee... 206 00:09:34,153 --> 00:09:35,085 What? 207 00:09:35,154 --> 00:09:37,486 Oh, you're that kid. 208 00:09:37,557 --> 00:09:38,751 My name's Malcolm. 209 00:09:38,825 --> 00:09:40,224 I'm Francis's brother. 210 00:09:40,293 --> 00:09:42,158 You met me, like, ten times. 211 00:09:42,228 --> 00:09:45,664 Yeah, you're the freaky little brain, right? 212 00:09:47,734 --> 00:09:48,666 Just be cool. 213 00:09:48,735 --> 00:09:49,827 What do you want? 214 00:09:49,903 --> 00:09:51,427 Here. 215 00:09:51,504 --> 00:09:52,766 Francis is back home. 216 00:09:52,839 --> 00:09:54,898 Well, he's not home. 217 00:09:54,974 --> 00:09:55,668 He's hiding. 218 00:09:55,742 --> 00:09:57,266 Huh. Three pages? 219 00:09:57,343 --> 00:09:58,571 Both sides. 220 00:09:58,645 --> 00:10:01,443 He loves to make me read. 221 00:10:01,514 --> 00:10:03,038 What's that word? 222 00:10:03,116 --> 00:10:04,276 ''Consummate.'' 223 00:10:05,685 --> 00:10:07,414 It means he likes you. 224 00:10:07,487 --> 00:10:10,047 Oh. 225 00:10:11,991 --> 00:10:14,289 ''Assignation, rendezvous, tryst''? 226 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:18,126 How the hell is anyone supposed to know what he's talking about? 227 00:10:18,197 --> 00:10:20,529 Beebee,just meet him at the creek at 7:30, okay? 228 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:24,559 See? You can say it in English, and you're, like, ten. 229 00:10:24,637 --> 00:10:25,661 What are you doing? 230 00:10:25,738 --> 00:10:26,932 I'm wearing a tank top. 231 00:10:27,006 --> 00:10:28,337 Beebee, I don't think... 232 00:10:28,408 --> 00:10:29,466 Don't think. 233 00:10:29,542 --> 00:10:30,839 Just walk. Go. 234 00:10:42,422 --> 00:10:45,448 The worst part is, I think I'm stealing panty liners. 235 00:10:46,592 --> 00:10:48,822 Gosh, I had such a good day at work today. 236 00:10:48,895 --> 00:10:51,864 I got to work the cash-only line for the first time in a month, 237 00:10:51,931 --> 00:10:53,990 and my register came out to the penny. 238 00:10:54,067 --> 00:10:56,297 Plus, that creepy new assistant manager 239 00:10:56,369 --> 00:10:58,496 sliced his hand open with a box cutter. 240 00:10:58,571 --> 00:11:01,233 Spent the whole afternoon in the emergency room. 241 00:11:01,307 --> 00:11:03,935 Here's to him. 242 00:11:04,010 --> 00:11:06,376 Honey, this chicken is absolutely delicious. 243 00:11:06,446 --> 00:11:08,914 Oh, well, it's a little recipe I came up with. 244 00:11:08,982 --> 00:11:10,779 It's Shake 'n' Bake-- but for pork. 245 00:11:10,850 --> 00:11:12,784 How about that? 246 00:11:12,852 --> 00:11:16,049 That's one for the recipe box. 247 00:11:16,122 --> 00:11:17,851 Let's call it, uh, ''chork.'' 248 00:11:17,924 --> 00:11:19,255 All in favor? 249 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,055 No one for ''picken''? 250 00:11:22,128 --> 00:11:23,152 Chork it is. 251 00:11:23,229 --> 00:11:24,253 Brava. 252 00:11:24,330 --> 00:11:26,059 Oh, cut it out. 253 00:11:26,132 --> 00:11:27,895 You big talker. 254 00:11:33,973 --> 00:11:37,238 Will this make me taste better to the monsters? 255 00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:39,005 Sure it will, son. 256 00:11:40,446 --> 00:11:41,640 Get out of here! 257 00:11:41,714 --> 00:11:43,306 You're not eating it. 258 00:11:43,383 --> 00:11:45,283 You haven't had a bite in two minutes. 259 00:11:45,351 --> 00:11:46,443 I'm saving it. 260 00:11:46,519 --> 00:11:48,316 There is no saving. 261 00:11:48,388 --> 00:11:49,616 Malcolm, he's right. 262 00:11:49,689 --> 00:11:51,054 The rule is no saving. 263 00:11:52,692 --> 00:11:53,886 Oh, yeah, I care. 264 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:54,892 Cut it out! 265 00:11:54,961 --> 00:11:56,485 ( Phone Ringing ) 266 00:11:56,562 --> 00:11:57,688 Come on, it's mine. 267 00:11:57,764 --> 00:11:58,788 Boys, boys, stop it. 268 00:11:58,865 --> 00:12:00,662 You're going get your mother out of... 269 00:12:00,733 --> 00:12:02,963 You're going to ruin her nice day. 270 00:12:03,036 --> 00:12:04,367 Francis did what?! 271 00:12:08,074 --> 00:12:11,134 Another night in the chat room. 272 00:12:11,878 --> 00:12:13,436 That kid! 273 00:12:13,513 --> 00:12:17,347 He thinks he can run away from school like some kind of escaped convict? 274 00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:20,409 If he thinks he can just vanish in the night and I won't find him, 275 00:12:20,486 --> 00:12:22,420 well, he is sadly mistaken. 276 00:12:22,488 --> 00:12:23,648 Lois, you just calm down. 277 00:12:23,723 --> 00:12:25,714 There's nothing we can do right now. 278 00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:26,759 Yes, there is. 279 00:12:26,826 --> 00:12:27,986 I can call the police. 280 00:12:28,061 --> 00:12:31,360 They're not going to look for anybody unless they've been missing 48 hours. 281 00:12:31,431 --> 00:12:33,922 Not if I say he has drugs on him. 282 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,126 Lois, stop it. 283 00:12:35,201 --> 00:12:38,967 You have to accept the fact that, for now, this is beyond your control. 284 00:12:39,038 --> 00:12:41,563 Francis is going to have to sink or swim on his own, 285 00:12:41,641 --> 00:12:44,166 and frankly, I don't think that's such a bad thing. 286 00:12:44,243 --> 00:12:46,905 In the meantime, we just have to leave it up to fate. 287 00:12:46,979 --> 00:12:48,276 Fate. 288 00:12:48,347 --> 00:12:51,874 Fate is just what you call it when you don't know the name 289 00:12:51,951 --> 00:12:54,385 of the person screwing you over. 290 00:12:58,624 --> 00:13:01,149 Mom, I'm sure he's okay. 291 00:13:03,029 --> 00:13:05,259 Uh-oh, tactical error. 292 00:13:05,331 --> 00:13:07,424 Why do you think he's okay, son? 293 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:10,469 Because... he's always okay. 294 00:13:11,804 --> 00:13:15,638 Malcolm, this is a very serious situation here 295 00:13:15,708 --> 00:13:18,643 and I know you love Francis as much as we do, 296 00:13:18,711 --> 00:13:20,679 so if you have any idea... 297 00:13:20,746 --> 00:13:22,475 Oh, for God's sake! 298 00:13:22,548 --> 00:13:23,537 Where is he?! 299 00:13:23,616 --> 00:13:25,311 He came here to see Beebee. 300 00:13:25,384 --> 00:13:27,011 Oh, my God, how'd she do that? 301 00:13:27,086 --> 00:13:28,018 I knew it. 302 00:13:28,087 --> 00:13:29,679 When did you talk to him? 303 00:13:29,755 --> 00:13:31,017 Don't look at her eyes. 304 00:13:31,090 --> 00:13:32,114 This morning. 305 00:13:32,191 --> 00:13:35,251 And Dewey shoved a sandwich in the VCR. 306 00:13:35,328 --> 00:13:36,590 Malcolm, where is he? 307 00:13:36,662 --> 00:13:37,856 Got to think. 308 00:13:37,930 --> 00:13:38,862 Diversion... 309 00:13:38,931 --> 00:13:39,863 Delancey Park. 310 00:13:39,932 --> 00:13:43,333 He's meeting her at Delancey Park by the soccer field. 311 00:13:45,371 --> 00:13:47,362 Well... 312 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:51,399 we'll just see what fate has in store for Francis. 313 00:14:00,686 --> 00:14:01,948 ( Rustling ) 314 00:14:02,021 --> 00:14:04,387 Francis, I have to tell you... 315 00:14:04,457 --> 00:14:05,719 Is Beebee coming? 316 00:14:05,791 --> 00:14:06,951 Yeah. 317 00:14:07,026 --> 00:14:09,017 But I have to tell you something first. 318 00:14:09,095 --> 00:14:10,790 I ratted you out to Mom. 319 00:14:10,863 --> 00:14:11,522 What?! 320 00:14:11,597 --> 00:14:12,859 I didn't mean to. 321 00:14:12,932 --> 00:14:14,661 Mom did... her eyes... 322 00:14:14,734 --> 00:14:16,201 and her voice, it was... 323 00:14:16,269 --> 00:14:17,293 I didn't mean to. 324 00:14:17,370 --> 00:14:18,860 Malcolm, how could you do that? 325 00:14:18,938 --> 00:14:19,768 I trusted you. 326 00:14:19,839 --> 00:14:21,773 I know. 327 00:14:21,841 --> 00:14:23,308 I'm sorry. 328 00:14:23,376 --> 00:14:24,900 Look, I sent her to the park. 329 00:14:24,977 --> 00:14:28,504 You've got an hour to get out of here and have a head start before... 330 00:14:28,581 --> 00:14:30,412 Are you crazy? I can't go anywhere. 331 00:14:30,483 --> 00:14:31,677 Beebee's coming. Beebee. 332 00:14:31,751 --> 00:14:34,311 Francis, what's wrong with you? 333 00:14:34,387 --> 00:14:36,378 Why are you getting in trouble for her? 334 00:14:36,455 --> 00:14:37,353 You don't understand. 335 00:14:37,423 --> 00:14:39,550 Duh! No one understands. 336 00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:41,320 She's not nice, she's not smart, 337 00:14:41,394 --> 00:14:44,158 she's a thief, she's not even that good-looking. 338 00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:45,492 And, oh, guess what else. 339 00:14:45,565 --> 00:14:47,055 She treats you like crap. 340 00:14:47,133 --> 00:14:48,191 I know. 341 00:14:48,267 --> 00:14:50,064 You do? 342 00:14:50,136 --> 00:14:52,730 Of course I do. 343 00:14:52,805 --> 00:14:54,534 There's something you don't know. 344 00:14:54,607 --> 00:14:56,404 What? 345 00:14:56,475 --> 00:14:58,670 That no one in her whole life 346 00:14:58,744 --> 00:15:01,542 has ever loved her the way that I do. 347 00:15:01,614 --> 00:15:05,414 All she has to do is see that, and everything will change. 348 00:15:05,484 --> 00:15:09,113 I really thought he had something better. 349 00:15:09,188 --> 00:15:11,986 Look, Malcolm, you'll understand when you're older. 350 00:15:12,058 --> 00:15:13,184 Now,just go. 351 00:15:17,530 --> 00:15:18,690 What are you doing? 352 00:15:18,764 --> 00:15:20,732 Nothing. Mind your own business. 353 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,564 Who were you talking to? 354 00:15:23,636 --> 00:15:25,160 I wasn't talking to anybody. 355 00:15:25,238 --> 00:15:26,398 You're imagining it. 356 00:15:26,472 --> 00:15:27,837 I heard you talking. 357 00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:30,941 Okay, I'll tell you. 358 00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:33,308 But you have to keep it a secret. 359 00:15:33,379 --> 00:15:35,904 You know the monster under your bed? 360 00:15:37,383 --> 00:15:38,645 It's called a Sasquatch. 361 00:15:38,718 --> 00:15:40,242 He hunts back there during the day. 362 00:15:40,319 --> 00:15:43,345 I was throwing him some raw meat so he wouldn't come get us tonight. 363 00:15:43,422 --> 00:15:46,016 I don't think I gave him enough. 364 00:15:46,092 --> 00:15:50,256 So, if I were you, I'd keep very quiet and stay the hell out of there. 365 00:15:50,329 --> 00:15:52,729 Get it? 366 00:16:01,274 --> 00:16:02,206 ( Loud Bang ) 367 00:16:06,345 --> 00:16:08,438 Move! 368 00:16:08,514 --> 00:16:11,506 ( Tires Squealing ) 369 00:16:15,221 --> 00:16:17,189 Beebee: Francis? 370 00:16:21,594 --> 00:16:22,856 Beebee? 371 00:16:22,928 --> 00:16:24,020 Francis? 372 00:16:24,096 --> 00:16:25,028 Don't move. 373 00:16:25,097 --> 00:16:27,122 I want to remember this forever. 374 00:16:27,199 --> 00:16:28,359 Where are you? 375 00:16:28,434 --> 00:16:30,800 No! Don't look at me! 376 00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:35,136 I wanted so much to be perfect for you, but I couldn't find any soap. 377 00:16:35,207 --> 00:16:36,469 I'm hideous. 378 00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:38,305 Really? 379 00:16:38,377 --> 00:16:39,639 Yes. But it's okay. 380 00:16:39,712 --> 00:16:42,704 Everything is okay now that we're together. 381 00:16:42,782 --> 00:16:46,115 I can't tell you how beautiful you look at this moment. 382 00:16:46,185 --> 00:16:49,313 You look like an angel or a perfect dawn 383 00:16:49,388 --> 00:16:51,049 or a galaxy of stars. 384 00:16:51,123 --> 00:16:53,216 I don't think we should see each other anymore. 385 00:16:55,861 --> 00:16:58,659 And... my heart soars when I think... 386 00:16:58,731 --> 00:17:00,062 Did you hear what I said? 387 00:17:02,001 --> 00:17:04,162 I... um... 388 00:17:04,236 --> 00:17:05,498 What? 389 00:17:05,571 --> 00:17:06,595 Look... 390 00:17:06,672 --> 00:17:07,639 you're a nice guy, 391 00:17:07,707 --> 00:17:09,538 and all those letters you sent-- 392 00:17:09,608 --> 00:17:11,769 The stuff that I understood, anyway-- 393 00:17:11,844 --> 00:17:13,436 was sweet, but I don't know. 394 00:17:13,512 --> 00:17:15,673 It feels different now. 395 00:17:15,748 --> 00:17:17,739 It's hard to explain. 396 00:17:17,817 --> 00:17:20,081 Would you try? 397 00:17:20,152 --> 00:17:22,814 Well, maybe I just like the long-distance thing 398 00:17:22,888 --> 00:17:25,356 'cause, you know, you'd call and you'd talk 399 00:17:25,424 --> 00:17:27,858 and you'd make me feel so good about myself, 400 00:17:27,927 --> 00:17:29,792 and I didn't have to do anything. 401 00:17:29,862 --> 00:17:31,591 Yeah, that's it. 402 00:17:31,664 --> 00:17:33,859 Beebee, please. 403 00:17:33,933 --> 00:17:36,834 I just think it's better we end it now before anybody gets hurt. 404 00:17:38,871 --> 00:17:42,068 I'm sorry, Francis. 405 00:17:46,345 --> 00:17:47,869 Ow. 406 00:17:49,448 --> 00:17:53,714 Ow! Ow! 407 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,820 Ow! 408 00:17:58,758 --> 00:18:00,783 ( Moaning ): Ow! 409 00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:02,521 ( Screaming ) 410 00:18:04,163 --> 00:18:05,528 Get out of here! 411 00:18:05,598 --> 00:18:08,465 You stupid, dumb monster! 412 00:18:08,534 --> 00:18:10,729 This is my house! 413 00:18:10,803 --> 00:18:12,031 Ow! 414 00:18:12,104 --> 00:18:13,366 Go away! 415 00:18:13,439 --> 00:18:14,463 Leave me alone! 416 00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:16,132 Ow! 417 00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:18,142 ( Tires Squealing ) 418 00:18:25,684 --> 00:18:26,616 You. 419 00:18:26,685 --> 00:18:27,652 You there. 420 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,210 What do you think you're doing? 421 00:18:29,288 --> 00:18:30,448 Excuse me? 422 00:18:30,523 --> 00:18:32,115 Do you know how dumb and careless you're being? 423 00:18:32,191 --> 00:18:35,422 - Well, I brought... - I''m not talking about that. 424 00:18:35,494 --> 00:18:36,756 But shame on you. 425 00:18:36,829 --> 00:18:38,922 Don't you know how this is all going to end? 426 00:18:38,998 --> 00:18:40,659 Do we know you? 427 00:18:40,733 --> 00:18:42,394 No, but I know you. 428 00:18:42,468 --> 00:18:43,696 You're young and pretty. 429 00:18:43,769 --> 00:18:45,634 You love to get 1 6-year-old boys so twisted up 430 00:18:45,704 --> 00:18:47,535 they don't know what they're doing. 431 00:18:47,606 --> 00:18:48,732 You think it's all in fun. 432 00:18:48,808 --> 00:18:50,400 You don't care how bad you hurt him. 433 00:18:50,476 --> 00:18:52,171 Let me tell you something, young lady. 434 00:18:52,244 --> 00:18:53,802 Hearts are precious things. 435 00:18:53,879 --> 00:18:55,779 You should be careful with them. 436 00:18:58,918 --> 00:19:00,579 You! 437 00:19:00,653 --> 00:19:01,677 You there! 438 00:19:01,754 --> 00:19:03,415 What do you think you're doing? 439 00:19:03,489 --> 00:19:06,549 The monster started growling, so I threw rocks at him and killed him. 440 00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:08,388 He started flying around on rocket boots, 441 00:19:08,461 --> 00:19:10,292 and I got to ride inside his head, 442 00:19:10,362 --> 00:19:12,296 and now the monster's my friend, 443 00:19:12,364 --> 00:19:13,854 and we went to get Slurpees. 444 00:19:13,933 --> 00:19:14,865 You did not. 445 00:19:14,934 --> 00:19:16,060 You're just lying. 446 00:19:16,135 --> 00:19:19,434 If that's what Dewey says happened, there's no reason to argue about it. 447 00:19:19,505 --> 00:19:21,735 No one believes I beat the last level of Mortal Kombat. 448 00:19:21,807 --> 00:19:23,604 Because that's just ridiculous. 449 00:19:23,676 --> 00:19:24,938 No one beats Sub-Zero. 450 00:19:30,149 --> 00:19:31,878 Leave it off. 451 00:19:35,821 --> 00:19:37,880 So, Beebee broke up with me. 452 00:19:37,957 --> 00:19:39,982 Oh. 453 00:19:40,059 --> 00:19:41,253 You okay? 454 00:19:41,327 --> 00:19:43,295 I think I'm fine. 455 00:19:43,362 --> 00:19:46,160 There's a strange sense of peace that comes over you 456 00:19:46,232 --> 00:19:48,598 when you give up that last shred of dignity. 457 00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:50,862 It's nice. 458 00:19:50,936 --> 00:19:52,767 I'm really sorry. 459 00:19:52,838 --> 00:19:55,068 Well, if you're going to love women, 460 00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:58,439 you have to expect the occasional flaming wipeout. 461 00:19:58,511 --> 00:19:59,944 It's in the fine print, 462 00:20:00,012 --> 00:20:02,412 but you agree to it when you sign up. 463 00:20:02,481 --> 00:20:04,711 So what are you going to do? 464 00:20:04,783 --> 00:20:06,410 I'm going to go back to school. 465 00:20:06,485 --> 00:20:08,976 I only missed a day, so it should be too bad. 466 00:20:09,054 --> 00:20:13,548 There's a pack of farm girls that hang around outside the fence. 467 00:20:13,626 --> 00:20:15,321 Probably check that out. 468 00:20:15,394 --> 00:20:16,452 Later days. 469 00:20:16,529 --> 00:20:18,087 Wait. 470 00:20:18,163 --> 00:20:19,562 I'm sorry I ratted you out. 471 00:20:19,632 --> 00:20:20,564 I just got scared. 472 00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:21,964 Dude, it's ancient history. 473 00:20:22,034 --> 00:20:23,228 Don't worry about it. 474 00:20:23,302 --> 00:20:25,361 Well, can't you at least hit me or something, 475 00:20:25,437 --> 00:20:27,268 just so I feel like we're even? 476 00:20:27,339 --> 00:20:28,863 You want me to hit you? 477 00:20:28,941 --> 00:20:31,375 I don't know. Yeah. 478 00:20:31,443 --> 00:20:33,070 Okay. 479 00:20:36,048 --> 00:20:37,538 Thanks. 480 00:20:37,616 --> 00:20:38,583 Psych. 481 00:20:38,651 --> 00:20:39,583 Ow! 482 00:20:39,652 --> 00:20:41,244 Now we're even. 483 00:20:46,725 --> 00:20:48,158 Ow! 484 00:20:49,929 --> 00:20:53,330 ? Don't cry? 485 00:20:53,399 --> 00:20:58,530 ? Dry those tears falling out of your eyes ? 486 00:20:58,604 --> 00:21:01,129 ? Don't cry? 487 00:21:04,877 --> 00:21:06,367 How'd you find me? 488 00:21:06,445 --> 00:21:07,605 Malcolm told me. 489 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,376 You know, you should probably rethink the whole 490 00:21:10,449 --> 00:21:12,644 ''trusting him with secrets'' thing. 491 00:21:14,219 --> 00:21:16,050 How mad is Mom? 492 00:21:16,121 --> 00:21:19,989 Well, let's just try to get a couple states behind us 493 00:21:20,059 --> 00:21:21,356 before we ask her. 494 00:21:22,661 --> 00:21:25,926 So, how'd it go with Beebee? 495 00:21:25,998 --> 00:21:28,091 We broke up. 496 00:21:29,835 --> 00:21:30,927 Does it hurt? 497 00:21:31,003 --> 00:21:33,836 Oh, yeah. 498 00:21:35,474 --> 00:21:36,702 Well, son... 499 00:21:36,775 --> 00:21:40,142 I wish I could say it gets easier, 500 00:21:40,212 --> 00:21:43,204 but I honestly don't know. 501 00:21:43,282 --> 00:21:45,648 I've never been dumped. 502 00:21:47,586 --> 00:21:50,919 ? 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