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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,067 GO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON. 2 00:00:17,667 --> 00:00:19,834 I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO IN THERE. 3 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,667 * TELL ME WHY * 4 00:00:35,667 --> 00:00:37,501 * I LOVE YOU LIKE I DO * 5 00:00:37,501 --> 00:00:39,234 * TELL ME WHO * 6 00:00:39,234 --> 00:00:41,634 * CAN STOP MY HEART AS MUCH AS YOU * 7 00:00:41,634 --> 00:00:43,400 * LET'S TAKE EACH OTHER'S HAND * 8 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:47,467 * AS WE JUMP INTO THE FINAL FRONTIER * 9 00:00:47,467 --> 00:00:49,667 * I'M MAD ABOUT YOU, BABY * 10 00:00:49,667 --> 00:00:52,334 * YEAH * 11 00:00:52,334 --> 00:00:55,501 * I'M MAD ABOUT YOU * 12 00:00:55,501 --> 00:00:58,300 * WHOO-HOO ** 13 00:01:12,267 --> 00:01:14,567 AND SO WE INVENTED THE SHOWER 14 00:01:14,567 --> 00:01:16,934 BECAUSE MY PEOPLE HAVE NEITHER THE FLEXIBILITY 15 00:01:16,934 --> 00:01:18,100 NOR THE LICKING SKILLS OF YOUR PEOPLE. 16 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:19,234 [DOOR BUZZES] 17 00:01:23,901 --> 00:01:26,300 OH, WE REALLY NEED TO GET AN OFFICE. 18 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:27,968 THAT'S YOUR BREAKFAST? 19 00:01:27,968 --> 00:01:30,834 NO! I HAD A POP TART. 20 00:01:30,834 --> 00:01:31,868 HEY, JAMES! 21 00:01:31,868 --> 00:01:33,100 YEAH! 22 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:34,434 THERE'S NO SOAP! 23 00:01:34,434 --> 00:01:36,234 IN THE MEDICINE CABINET! 24 00:01:36,234 --> 00:01:38,501 MIDDLE SHELF, NEXT TO THE MOUTHWASH. 25 00:01:38,501 --> 00:01:40,467 SEE IT? 26 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:41,868 THERE IS NONE! 27 00:01:41,868 --> 00:01:43,934 UNDER THE SINK! 28 00:01:43,934 --> 00:01:46,834 WE DON'T HAVE AN "UNDER THE SINK." 29 00:01:46,834 --> 00:01:48,000 IN THE KITCHEN! 30 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,667 THIS IS WHY WE NEED AN OFFICE. 31 00:01:49,667 --> 00:01:51,167 IRA'S TAKING HIM TO A YANKEE GAME. 32 00:01:51,167 --> 00:01:52,367 IRA IRA? 33 00:01:52,367 --> 00:01:54,234 OF COURSE IRA IRA. WHY? 34 00:01:54,234 --> 00:01:55,400 NO WHY. 35 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:56,834 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 36 00:01:58,300 --> 00:01:59,400 HELLO. 37 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,767 YES, IT IS. 38 00:02:00,767 --> 00:02:03,434 SOAP, SOAP, SOAP, SOAP, SOAP, SOAP, SOAP. 39 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:07,467 NO, I DON'T. 40 00:02:07,467 --> 00:02:10,300 I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT THE ANSWER IS NO. 41 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:11,901 CAN I USE DISHWASHING LIQUID? 42 00:02:11,901 --> 00:02:13,434 WHAT LIST? 43 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:16,167 I'LL HAVE HANDS LIKE A YOUNG GIRL. 44 00:02:16,167 --> 00:02:19,467 WE HAVE NO CAR. WHY WOULD WE NEED A PARKING SPACE? 45 00:02:19,467 --> 00:02:22,634 WET-COLD, WET-COLD, WET-COLD, WET-COLD. 46 00:02:22,634 --> 00:02:25,467 I HAVE NO IDEA HOW WE GOT ON THE LIST. 47 00:02:25,467 --> 00:02:27,501 IS THAT THE PARKING PEOPLE? 48 00:02:27,501 --> 00:02:29,634 I'M NOT CALLING YOU A LIAR, BUT WE'LL PASS ANYWAY. 49 00:02:29,634 --> 00:02:31,267 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 50 00:02:31,267 --> 00:02:32,400 HEY, HEY, HEY, GRABBING! 51 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,234 HELLO. 52 00:02:34,234 --> 00:02:36,801 NO, DON'T GO TO THE NEXT NAME ON THE LIST. 53 00:02:36,801 --> 00:02:38,868 I KNOW WHAT SHE SAID. 54 00:02:38,868 --> 00:02:41,067 SHE'S NOT FROM AROUND HERE. 55 00:02:41,067 --> 00:02:43,300 WE WOULD VERY MUCH LOVE TO SEE THE SPACE. 56 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,334 WE'LL BE RIGHT DOWN. 57 00:02:44,334 --> 00:02:45,701 OUR NAME FINALLY CAME UP! 58 00:02:45,701 --> 00:02:46,734 YOU'RE DRIPPING. 59 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:48,667 WELL, I'M EXCITED. 60 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:51,501 LISTEN...A PARKING SPACE IN OUR OWN BUILDING? 61 00:02:51,501 --> 00:02:53,467 YOU DON'T PASS THAT UP. 62 00:02:53,467 --> 00:02:55,133 WE DON'T HAVE A CAR. DOESN'T MATTER. 63 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:56,834 WHEN DID YOU PUT US ON THE LIST? 64 00:02:56,834 --> 00:02:58,701 WHEN WE MOVED IN. 65 00:02:58,701 --> 00:03:00,701 WE DIDN'T HAVE A CAR THEN EITHER. 66 00:03:00,701 --> 00:03:03,000 I FIGURED WE'D HAVE ONE BY NOW. 67 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,834 YOU NEVER MENTIONED IT. 68 00:03:04,834 --> 00:03:06,734 I WANTED TO AVOID THIS EXACT CONVERSATION. 69 00:03:06,734 --> 00:03:08,033 TOO LATE. 70 00:03:08,033 --> 00:03:10,133 IT'S A WASTE OF MONEY. 71 00:03:10,133 --> 00:03:12,133 IT COSTS NOTHING TO LOOK AT THE THING. 72 00:03:12,133 --> 00:03:14,033 MY BODY'S ACHING FOR LATHER, 73 00:03:14,033 --> 00:03:15,501 BUT THERE'S NOTHING HERE. 74 00:03:15,501 --> 00:03:16,567 USE SHAMPOO. 75 00:03:16,567 --> 00:03:17,934 CAN YOU DO THAT? 76 00:03:17,934 --> 00:03:19,400 IT'S GOOD FOR YOU. 77 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,601 IT HAS MINK PLACENTA. 78 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:24,133 IT JUST SEEMS A LOT TO ASK OF A MINK. 79 00:03:25,634 --> 00:03:28,133 COME WITH ME AND LOOK AT THIS SPOT. 80 00:03:28,133 --> 00:03:30,067 A--I'M WORKING, AND B--I DON'T WANT TO. 81 00:03:30,067 --> 00:03:31,267 HERE. 82 00:03:31,267 --> 00:03:32,801 "MANGO BODY WASH." 83 00:03:32,801 --> 00:03:34,200 NO ONE HAS TO KNOW. 84 00:03:44,334 --> 00:03:46,734 YOU'LL LOOK AT IT, TALK ME OUT OF IT, 85 00:03:46,734 --> 00:03:48,334 WE'LL BE BACK IN TWO SECONDS. 86 00:03:48,334 --> 00:03:49,234 I'LL TALK YOU OUT OF IT UP HERE. 87 00:03:49,234 --> 00:03:50,634 I WOULD PREFER 88 00:03:50,634 --> 00:03:52,100 TO BE TALKED OUT OF IT DOWN THERE. 89 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:53,167 FINE. 90 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:54,634 THANK YOU. 91 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:56,734 WHY WOULD A MANGO NEED BODY WASH? 92 00:04:02,667 --> 00:04:05,267 I THINK FRAN AND IRA ARE AT IT AGAIN. 93 00:04:05,267 --> 00:04:06,667 OH, NO KIDDING. 94 00:04:06,667 --> 00:04:08,434 BUT NOW SHE SAID THAT HE'S AFRAID 95 00:04:08,434 --> 00:04:09,601 THAT SHE'S GETTING ATTACHED, 96 00:04:09,601 --> 00:04:11,133 SO SHE TELLS HIM THAT SHE'S O.K. WITH IT 97 00:04:11,133 --> 00:04:12,567 BEING JUST SEXUAL, 98 00:04:12,567 --> 00:04:14,734 BUT SHE DOESN'T THINK HE HEARS THAT. 99 00:04:14,734 --> 00:04:15,734 SHE'S MY FRIEND, TOO. 100 00:04:15,734 --> 00:04:16,667 [HONK] 101 00:04:19,067 --> 00:04:21,100 HI. YOU MUST BE LEO. 102 00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:23,100 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 103 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:24,367 WE'RE THE BUCHMANS. 104 00:04:24,367 --> 00:04:26,133 OH, YEAH. 105 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:27,801 BUCHMAN, BUCHMAN, BUCH, BUCH, BUCH, BUCH... 106 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:30,167 SPACE 213. 107 00:04:30,167 --> 00:04:31,934 ALL RIGHT. IS THAT A GOOD ONE? 108 00:04:31,934 --> 00:04:34,767 OH, YEAH. 109 00:04:34,767 --> 00:04:36,234 IT'S A PARKING SPACE. 110 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:38,033 O.K. CAN WE SEE IT? 111 00:04:38,033 --> 00:04:40,167 YEP. 112 00:04:40,167 --> 00:04:42,534 [TIRES SQUEAL] 113 00:04:42,534 --> 00:04:45,334 MRS. PARIS--235. SHE JUST LOST HER CAT. 114 00:04:45,334 --> 00:04:46,734 WHAT DO I SMELL-- HAWAIIAN PUNCH? 115 00:04:48,434 --> 00:04:50,267 HERE YOU GO, BABY. 116 00:04:50,267 --> 00:04:51,834 HERE'S YOUR NEW PARKING SPACE. 117 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:53,767 HEY, HAVE A CIGAR. 118 00:04:53,767 --> 00:04:55,033 THIS IS GREAT. 119 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:56,501 WHATEVER. 120 00:04:56,501 --> 00:04:59,467 RIGHT NEAR A FENCE-- THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT. 121 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,467 YOU WON'T GET DINGED ON THE DRIVER'S SIDE. 122 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,567 IF YOU DON'T MIND MY SAYING, 123 00:05:03,567 --> 00:05:04,801 WE DON'T HAVE A DRIVER'S SIDE. 124 00:05:04,801 --> 00:05:07,167 SO? 125 00:05:07,167 --> 00:05:09,033 SO WE MAY BE PUTTING THE CART 126 00:05:09,033 --> 00:05:11,000 A LITTLE BEFORE THE HORSE. 127 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,000 THE HORSE AND THE CART DON'T ALWAYS COME TOGETHER. 128 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,634 SOMETIMES YOU GRAB THE CART. 129 00:05:14,634 --> 00:05:16,067 YOU WORRY ABOUT THE HORSE LATER. 130 00:05:16,067 --> 00:05:17,367 WHAT IS THE RENT-- 131 00:05:17,367 --> 00:05:18,567 [TIRES SQUEAL] 132 00:05:18,567 --> 00:05:21,601 12 YEARS SHE HAD THAT CAT. 133 00:05:22,634 --> 00:05:24,167 WHAT, UH... 134 00:05:24,167 --> 00:05:25,734 WHAT IS THE RENT ON SOMETHING LIKE THIS? 135 00:05:25,734 --> 00:05:28,067 YOU GOT TO BUY IT. 136 00:05:28,067 --> 00:05:30,434 BUY IT? IT'S A PARKING SPACE. 137 00:05:30,434 --> 00:05:32,167 THE GARAGE WENT CONDO. 138 00:05:32,167 --> 00:05:33,901 YOU'RE KIDDING. 139 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:35,868 WE COULD BUY A PARKING SPACE. 140 00:05:35,868 --> 00:05:37,734 WHY WOULD WE WANT TO? 141 00:05:37,734 --> 00:05:39,901 WOULD YOU RATHER RENT IT? 142 00:05:39,901 --> 00:05:41,734 WHAT IS THE COST ON ONE OF THESE? 143 00:05:41,734 --> 00:05:43,267 WOW! 144 00:05:43,267 --> 00:05:44,901 SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR LITTLE CART. 145 00:05:44,901 --> 00:05:46,200 WAIT A SECOND. 146 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,267 I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK. 147 00:05:48,267 --> 00:05:49,834 WE'RE GOING TO THINK ABOUT IT. 148 00:05:49,834 --> 00:05:53,267 YOU GOT TILL NOON, THEN IT'S THE NEXT NAME ON THE LIST. 149 00:05:53,267 --> 00:05:54,767 IT MAY TAKE LONGER. 150 00:05:54,767 --> 00:05:56,167 CLOCK'S RUNNING, PEOPLE. 151 00:05:56,167 --> 00:05:57,334 [TIRES SQUEAL] 152 00:05:57,334 --> 00:05:59,667 POOR MRS. PARIS. 153 00:05:59,667 --> 00:06:02,067 NAH. IT'S MR. EGGERS. HE'S JUST A NUT. 154 00:06:05,801 --> 00:06:08,000 YOU GREW UP IN CONNECTICUT, 155 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,834 WHERE THEY GOT NOTHING BUT PARKING SPOTS. 156 00:06:09,834 --> 00:06:12,167 WHEREAS YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND... 157 00:06:12,167 --> 00:06:14,334 IN THE CITY, WHEN WE FOUND A PARKING SPOT, 158 00:06:14,334 --> 00:06:16,434 I HAD TO LIE IN THE STREET 159 00:06:16,434 --> 00:06:18,267 TILL MY FATHER CIRCLED THE BLOCK. 160 00:06:18,267 --> 00:06:19,934 YOU EVER SEE THIS SCAR? 161 00:06:19,934 --> 00:06:22,868 FROM WHERE YOUR SISTER PUSHED YOU OFF A TOBOGGAN 162 00:06:22,868 --> 00:06:24,634 AT LAKE PLACID? 163 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:27,801 BUT THE EMOTIONAL SCARS... 164 00:06:27,801 --> 00:06:30,567 THE EMOTIONAL SCARS ARE ENTIRELY ALL PARKING-RELATED. 165 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,367 HEY. HEY. 166 00:06:33,367 --> 00:06:34,667 I DON'T WANT TO MISS BATTING PRACTICE. 167 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:36,868 I DON'T THINK I CAN GO 168 00:06:36,868 --> 00:06:38,267 'CAUSE WE'RE HAVING A THING. 169 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:39,801 TAKE FRAN. 170 00:06:39,801 --> 00:06:41,968 I CAN'T. WE'RE HAVING A THING. 171 00:06:41,968 --> 00:06:43,968 YOU TOLD PAUL! 172 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:46,133 HE'S NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU ARE. 173 00:06:46,133 --> 00:06:47,734 I'M NOT JUDGMENTAL! 174 00:06:47,734 --> 00:06:48,934 YOU'RE JUST BEING STUPID! 175 00:06:48,934 --> 00:06:50,701 YOU KNOW--HI. 176 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:52,300 COULD YOU GET OUT OF HERE? 177 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:53,434 NICE. 178 00:06:53,434 --> 00:06:55,267 WHEN I WAS 13, 179 00:06:55,267 --> 00:06:58,234 I HAD TO LEARN TO PARALLEL PARK 180 00:06:58,234 --> 00:07:00,701 WHILE OTHER KIDS, WHOSE PARENTS HAD PARKING SPACES, 181 00:07:00,701 --> 00:07:03,300 THEY WERE OUT PLAYING STICKBALL AND KICK THE CAN. 182 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:06,834 KICK THE CAN? HOW OLD ARE YOU? 183 00:07:06,834 --> 00:07:08,734 I'M SAYING, A GAME. 184 00:07:08,734 --> 00:07:10,968 I'M VERY SORRY FOR THE TRAGEDIES OF YOUR YOUTH. 185 00:07:10,968 --> 00:07:13,067 WE'RE NOT BUYING A PARKING SPACE! 186 00:07:13,067 --> 00:07:15,000 BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M USING YOU. 187 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,801 AND YOU'RE USING ME. 188 00:07:16,801 --> 00:07:19,367 THAT WAS THE WHOLE IDEA! 189 00:07:19,367 --> 00:07:21,601 IT SEEMS SO SHALLOW AND CONVENIENT. 190 00:07:21,601 --> 00:07:23,334 THAT WAS THE WHOLE IDEA! 191 00:07:27,234 --> 00:07:30,601 WHY DO YOU START UP WITH HER, KNOWING IT'S WRONG? 192 00:07:30,601 --> 00:07:32,501 I'M NOT STARTING, SHE'S STARTING. I JUST WENT. 193 00:07:32,501 --> 00:07:35,334 I'M THE ONE WHO KEEPS TRYING TO STOP STARTING. 194 00:07:35,334 --> 00:07:37,634 FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, YOU CALLED HER THIS TIME. 195 00:07:37,634 --> 00:07:39,501 FOR THAI FOOD AND A MOVIE! 196 00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:41,234 WHAT? LISTEN TO YOURSELF. 197 00:07:41,234 --> 00:07:43,133 HE THINKS I'M LONELY. 198 00:07:43,133 --> 00:07:45,367 HE THINKS I NEED SEX BECAUSE I'M LONELY. 199 00:07:45,367 --> 00:07:48,834 THAT IS NOT WHY I NEED SEX. 200 00:07:48,834 --> 00:07:51,534 IT'S THE SAME THING WITH THE LOAN. WHAT WAS THAT? 201 00:07:51,534 --> 00:07:54,367 AFTER THE TAX DEDUCTION FOR THE LOAN PAYMENTS, 202 00:07:54,367 --> 00:07:57,400 BUYING THIS SPACE COULD COST YOU LESS THAN RENTING IT. 203 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,000 NOT TO MENTION THE POTENTIAL CAPITAL GAIN. 204 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,467 GOT IT. 205 00:08:01,467 --> 00:08:03,567 I MAY NEED YOU TO SAY THIS AGAIN. 206 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:05,367 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? 207 00:08:05,367 --> 00:08:06,868 HEY, DO ME A FAVOR. GO IN THERE. 208 00:08:06,868 --> 00:08:08,400 NICE. 209 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,367 IT'S NOT WORTH FIGHTING OVER. 210 00:08:09,367 --> 00:08:11,534 IT IS. 211 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:14,367 IF YOU WANT IT, BUY IT. IT'S FINE. 212 00:08:14,367 --> 00:08:16,400 NOT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO. I DON'T WANT TO. 213 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,133 GO BACK ONE SENTENCE. 214 00:08:18,133 --> 00:08:19,901 THIS IS NOT THROWING MONEY AWAY. 215 00:08:19,901 --> 00:08:21,801 THIS IS LAND! 216 00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:24,267 IT'S A MILLIONTH OF AN ACRE. 217 00:08:24,267 --> 00:08:27,100 AND IT'S NOT LAND, IT'S WHATEVER'S UNDERNEATH LAND. 218 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:29,801 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME, 219 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:32,901 I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE YANKEE GAME WITH YOU. 220 00:08:32,901 --> 00:08:35,467 THE WHOLE WORLD IS BACKWARDS. 221 00:08:35,467 --> 00:08:37,367 IT'S JUST LIKE I WAS TELLING FRAN BEFORE. 222 00:08:37,367 --> 00:08:39,901 IF WE WENT TO THE BANK AND GOT A LOAN... 223 00:08:39,901 --> 00:08:41,667 IF YOU GET A LOAN, 224 00:08:41,667 --> 00:08:44,000 AND THE TIME VALUE OF THE MONEY 225 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,367 IS LESS THAN THE EXPECTED APPRECIATION OF THE SPACE, 226 00:08:46,367 --> 00:08:47,534 YOU'RE WAY AHEAD OF THE GAME. 227 00:08:47,534 --> 00:08:49,767 SO FAR AHEAD, 228 00:08:49,767 --> 00:08:50,968 IT'S LIKE YOU'RE IN AN ENTIRELY NEW GAME. 229 00:08:50,968 --> 00:08:52,968 FRANNY, COME HERE. 230 00:08:52,968 --> 00:08:55,634 WHEN I SAID "THAI FOOD," WHAT DID THAT MEAN TO YOU? 231 00:08:55,634 --> 00:08:57,934 IF WE WANT TO START PLANNING A FAMILY, 232 00:08:57,934 --> 00:09:00,067 YOU GOT TO BUILD A FUTURE. 233 00:09:00,067 --> 00:09:02,000 WITH A PARKING SPACE? 234 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,434 IT MAKES PERFECT FINANCIAL SENSE. 235 00:09:03,434 --> 00:09:06,734 SO DOES AN OIL RIG, BUT WE DON'T NEED THAT EITHER. 236 00:09:06,734 --> 00:09:09,067 YOU DON'T THINK WE NEED AN OIL RIG. 237 00:09:09,067 --> 00:09:10,400 I'M NOT BUYING AN OIL RIG. 238 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,734 NO, 'CAUSE CLEARLY THAT'S STUPID. 239 00:09:12,734 --> 00:09:15,100 MAYBE I NEVER SHOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU THAT LOOFAH RUB. 240 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,601 NOW I THINK YOU'RE HOOKED. 241 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:20,968 IT'S NOT THE LOOFAH, IRA. 242 00:09:20,968 --> 00:09:22,634 AND I'M NOT HOOKED. 243 00:09:22,634 --> 00:09:24,501 I JUST LIKE IT. 244 00:09:26,267 --> 00:09:27,734 YOU SEE, HONEY... 245 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,234 I HAVE A DREAM. 246 00:09:29,234 --> 00:09:30,734 OH, MY GOODNESS. 247 00:09:30,734 --> 00:09:32,534 I HAVE A DREAM, 248 00:09:32,534 --> 00:09:34,834 AND IT INVOLVES THE TWO OF US 249 00:09:34,834 --> 00:09:36,434 IN A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE-- 250 00:09:36,434 --> 00:09:37,834 NOTHING BIG, A NICE YARD, 251 00:09:37,834 --> 00:09:38,901 MAYBE 3/4 OF AN ACRE-- 252 00:09:38,901 --> 00:09:40,567 A HOUSE. 253 00:09:40,567 --> 00:09:43,501 WITH US AND OUR THINGS AND LITTLE US'S-- 254 00:09:43,501 --> 00:09:46,000 YOU KNOW, SMALL US'S, MAYBE THREE-- 255 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,033 YOU ALWAYS WANTED THREE, RIGHT? 256 00:09:47,033 --> 00:09:49,267 MAYBE. 257 00:09:49,267 --> 00:09:51,367 MAYBE NOT THREE-- THE MIDDLE KID IS ALWAYS SCREWED UP. 258 00:09:51,367 --> 00:09:53,200 WE'LL SAY TWO, MAYBE FOUR. 259 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,000 RIGHT, SO KIDS, THINGS, A HOUSE... 260 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,501 RIGHT. 261 00:09:56,501 --> 00:09:59,667 O.K. NOW, WH-WHERE DO KIDS START? 262 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:00,901 IN A PARKING SPACE? 263 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:02,367 YES. 264 00:10:02,367 --> 00:10:04,434 IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING, YES, 265 00:10:04,434 --> 00:10:05,734 BECAUSE IT'S A FOUNDATION. 266 00:10:05,734 --> 00:10:07,367 THIS IS THE FIRST THING 267 00:10:07,367 --> 00:10:09,501 THAT YOU AND I WOULD OWN TOGETHER 268 00:10:09,501 --> 00:10:11,467 THAT DOESN'T FIT IN THE APARTMENT. 269 00:10:11,467 --> 00:10:13,868 THE PARKING SPACE WOULD BE THE NUCLEUS 270 00:10:13,868 --> 00:10:15,834 OF WHAT WILL SOMEDAY BE CAMELOT. 271 00:10:15,834 --> 00:10:17,501 CAMELOT? 272 00:10:17,501 --> 00:10:19,667 YEAH, IT'S CAMELOT... 273 00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:23,300 WITHOUT THE TWO CRAPPY SONGS AT THE TOP OF ACT TWO. 274 00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:24,501 YES. 275 00:10:24,501 --> 00:10:26,501 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DREAM, AND I SHARE IT. 276 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:29,200 I'M JUST NOT SURE THIS IS HOW TO GET IT. 277 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,567 I AM. I REALLY AM. 278 00:10:30,567 --> 00:10:33,234 TO ME, BUYING THIS PARKING SPACE, 279 00:10:33,234 --> 00:10:35,567 IT'S A SMALL STEP FOR A COUPLE OF BUCHMANS, 280 00:10:35,567 --> 00:10:39,067 BUT IT'S A HUGE LEAP FOR BUCHMAN-KIND. 281 00:10:39,067 --> 00:10:40,667 O.K. 282 00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:41,968 O.K. O.K.? 283 00:10:41,968 --> 00:10:44,434 I NEED A BIG O.K. I NEED AN EMPHATIC O.K. 284 00:10:44,434 --> 00:10:46,367 I NEED LIKE... O.K.! 285 00:10:46,367 --> 00:10:47,534 O.K.! 286 00:10:47,534 --> 00:10:48,367 THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH. 287 00:10:54,767 --> 00:10:56,567 IS THIS A BANK OR WHAT? 288 00:10:56,567 --> 00:10:59,033 YOU HAVE A DREAM, THEY DRAW IT FOR YOU 289 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:01,133 FIRST, I'D MAKE THOSE BAY WINDOWS. 290 00:11:01,133 --> 00:11:02,801 I GUARANTEE, BEFORE THEY HAD ANY OF THIS, 291 00:11:02,801 --> 00:11:05,634 THEY HAD A PARKING SPACE. 292 00:11:05,634 --> 00:11:07,767 I'M JUST WAITING ON YOUR CREDIT REPORT. 293 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,434 YEAH, YEAH. 294 00:11:10,434 --> 00:11:13,334 THE HAND-KNIT CABLE CREW NECK IN MEDIUM. 295 00:11:13,334 --> 00:11:14,501 UH-HUH. 296 00:11:14,501 --> 00:11:16,067 THE OATMEAL HEATHER. 297 00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:17,667 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT SHUTTERS? 298 00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:20,601 I DON'T BOTHER THEM, THEY DON'T BOTHER ME. 299 00:11:20,601 --> 00:11:23,367 FINE. ARE THOSE ANKLE-HIGH OR CALF-HIGH? 300 00:11:23,367 --> 00:11:24,434 PERFECT. 301 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,934 [FAX BEEPS] 302 00:11:26,934 --> 00:11:29,133 RIGHT. UH-HUH. 303 00:11:29,133 --> 00:11:30,667 YEAH. 304 00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:31,701 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 305 00:11:31,701 --> 00:11:33,334 IT'S OUR CREDIT REPORT. 306 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:37,767 YEAH, SO? 307 00:11:37,767 --> 00:11:40,367 SO...OH, MY GOSH. LOOK AT THE TIME. 308 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,601 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 309 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,100 WE DON'T NEED THEIR MONEY. 310 00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:44,234 LET'S JUST USE OUR MONEY. 311 00:11:44,234 --> 00:11:46,100 OUR SAVINGS? 312 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:47,534 IF WE'RE GOING TO COMMIT, LET'S REALLY COMMIT. 313 00:11:47,534 --> 00:11:49,667 I'D LIKE TO COMMIT, 314 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,868 BUT I'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT IS ON THIS PAPER, PLEASE. 315 00:11:51,868 --> 00:11:54,133 WELL... 316 00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:58,334 SOMEBODY DIDN'T FINISH PAYING BACK YALE THEIR STUDENT LOAN. 317 00:11:58,334 --> 00:12:01,133 WHO? 318 00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:02,901 WHO? HENRY WINKLER. BUT IT'S ON YOUR FILE. 319 00:12:08,701 --> 00:12:10,167 LOOK AT THAT. 320 00:12:10,167 --> 00:12:12,901 OUR OWN MONEY, AND THREE MINUTES TO SPARE. 321 00:12:12,901 --> 00:12:14,033 WHATEVER. 322 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:15,634 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 323 00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:17,467 WE'RE SO EXCITED. 324 00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:18,934 WE'LL TAKE VERY GOOD CARE OF IT. 325 00:12:18,934 --> 00:12:21,133 WHATEVER. 326 00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:23,567 DON'T CASH THAT TILL MONDAY. 327 00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:25,667 HONEY, LOOK AT THIS. 328 00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:28,367 YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN HAVE TO STAND IN THE STREET 329 00:12:28,367 --> 00:12:31,267 WHILE YOUR FRIENDS PLAY KICK THE CAN. 330 00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:34,000 DON'T SPIT IN THE SPACE! 331 00:12:35,501 --> 00:12:37,501 LOOK AT THIS. 332 00:12:37,501 --> 00:12:40,100 SOMEDAY WE'RE GOING TO GET A HOUSE, 333 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,133 AND NEXT TO THAT, WE'RE GOING TO GET A YARD. 334 00:12:42,133 --> 00:12:44,434 AND WHEN OUR CHILDREN ASK US HOW WE GOT IT, 335 00:12:44,434 --> 00:12:47,534 WE'LL SAY IT'S BECAUSE THEIR FATHER HAD A DREAM. 336 00:12:49,634 --> 00:12:50,734 HOW DO YOU FEEL? 337 00:12:52,601 --> 00:12:53,968 THIS WAS A BIG MISTAKE. 338 00:13:02,634 --> 00:13:05,467 WHAT ABOUT THE HOUSE AND THE KIDS AND THE THINGS? 339 00:13:05,467 --> 00:13:07,133 NOWHERE DO YOU NEED A PARKING SPACE. 340 00:13:07,133 --> 00:13:08,501 THAT WAS JUST DUMB. 341 00:13:08,501 --> 00:13:10,167 I NEED AIR. 342 00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:11,400 WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM? 343 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:12,734 HELLO! 344 00:13:12,734 --> 00:13:15,367 [IRA AND FRAN] IN HERE! 345 00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:17,067 OF COURSE. LOOK AT THIS. 346 00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:18,567 THE MINUTE I BUY A PARKING SPACE, 347 00:13:18,567 --> 00:13:20,133 THERE'S 10 OF THEM IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING! 348 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,267 HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN? 349 00:13:23,267 --> 00:13:25,801 EXCUSE ME? 350 00:13:25,801 --> 00:13:27,200 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. 351 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,534 ON WHAT PLANET? 352 00:13:28,534 --> 00:13:30,701 YOU-- 353 00:13:30,701 --> 00:13:32,334 YOU GAVE ENTIRELY TOO MUCH WEIGHT 354 00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:34,534 TO MY ARGUMENT. 355 00:13:34,534 --> 00:13:36,801 WE HAVE A SPACE. WE DON'T HAVE A CAR! 356 00:13:36,801 --> 00:13:38,534 DON'T TELL ME! I TOLD YOU! 357 00:13:38,534 --> 00:13:42,067 YOUR JOB IS TO STOP ME FROM DOING SOMETHING IDIOTIC. 358 00:13:42,067 --> 00:13:44,634 IDIOTIC I CAN DO BY MYSELF. 359 00:13:44,634 --> 00:13:46,400 YOU WERE SO CERTAIN. 360 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,133 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 361 00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:49,467 THAT'S WHEN I NEED YOU THE MOST. 362 00:13:49,467 --> 00:13:51,934 MY CERTAINTY IS A CRY FOR HELP. 363 00:13:51,934 --> 00:13:53,534 WELL... 364 00:13:53,534 --> 00:13:55,467 MY CERTAINTY ISN'T. 365 00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:56,667 [SPLASH] 366 00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:04,467 WHAT IS YOUR CERTAINTY? 367 00:14:04,467 --> 00:14:05,834 IT'S CERTAINTY. 368 00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:08,267 WELL, MAYBE THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM. 369 00:14:08,267 --> 00:14:10,534 WE MADE A DECISION. LET'S STICK WITH IT. 370 00:14:10,534 --> 00:14:12,033 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 371 00:14:12,033 --> 00:14:13,634 I'M TELLING LEO WE'RE PULLING OUT. 372 00:14:13,634 --> 00:14:14,567 HE'LL LAUGH AT YOU. 373 00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:15,667 HE WON'T LAUGH. 374 00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:18,534 HA HA HA! I HAVE TO LAUGH. 375 00:14:18,534 --> 00:14:20,667 WHAT? WHAT IS FUNNY? 376 00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:22,834 WHERE DO YOU COME FROM, 377 00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:25,100 AND WHY ARE YOU TORMENTING ME? 378 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,033 I JUST WANT TO GIVE BACK THE SPACE. 379 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:27,934 YOU CAN'T. 380 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,267 WHY NOT? 381 00:14:29,267 --> 00:14:30,601 BECAUSE YOU SIGNED THINGS. 382 00:14:30,601 --> 00:14:32,734 I'LL SIGN OTHER THINGS. 383 00:14:32,734 --> 00:14:34,400 YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? 384 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,834 NO, NO, NO. 385 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,934 YOU THINK I'M IN IT FOR THE GLORY? 386 00:14:38,934 --> 00:14:41,434 WHY CAN'T YOU GO TO THE NEXT NAME ON THE LIST? 387 00:14:41,434 --> 00:14:43,834 OH, JUST GO! JUST GO! LIKE IT'S NOTHING! 388 00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:45,767 IT IS! IT'S NOTHING! 389 00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:48,100 IT'S NOT NOTHING! I GOT ESCROWS, CLOSINGS! 390 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:51,601 I'M RUNNING A GARAGE HERE, NOT A CLINIC FOR THE CONFUSED. 391 00:14:51,601 --> 00:14:54,367 I WILL GIVE YOU $50. 392 00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:57,100 WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU? 393 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:59,000 A PERSON WHO'S MADE A VERY BIG MISTAKE. 394 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,868 ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER. 395 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,300 COME ON. WHY DON'T YOU GO UPSTAIRS? 396 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,534 LEO, I WOULD REALLY LIKE 397 00:15:06,534 --> 00:15:08,000 TO GET OUT OF THIS. 398 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000 I'D LIKE TO HAVE A LUGGAGE STORE. 399 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,868 SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO? 400 00:15:11,868 --> 00:15:13,367 GET REAL. I'M PUSHING 40. 401 00:15:13,367 --> 00:15:14,667 WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT LUGGAGE? 402 00:15:18,634 --> 00:15:20,767 THAT'S HOW WE KEEP GETTING INVOLVED WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE. 403 00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:22,534 YEAH? HOW? 404 00:15:22,534 --> 00:15:25,501 WE MEET SOMEBODY AND THINK WE REALLY LIKE THEM, 405 00:15:25,501 --> 00:15:28,501 BUT WE CAN'T TELL BECAUSE OF ALL THE SEXUAL TENSION. 406 00:15:28,501 --> 00:15:31,267 BUT WITH MY SYSTEM, YOU AND I HAVE SEX, 407 00:15:31,267 --> 00:15:32,834 SO WE'RE NOT WALKING AROUND LIKE LAND MINES. 408 00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:34,601 THEN IF WE MEET SOMEBODY, 409 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:38,834 WE CAN TAKE TIME, AND THEY CAN SUFFER. 410 00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:40,400 ON PAPER, IT SOUNDS GREAT. 411 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,033 SO? 412 00:15:42,033 --> 00:15:43,734 FRANNY, IN REAL LIFE, IT'S... 413 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:44,801 IT'S WHAT? 414 00:15:44,801 --> 00:15:48,133 YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD TODAY. 415 00:15:48,133 --> 00:15:49,300 HEY. 416 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,067 I WASN'T. 417 00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:55,300 WELL, WE ARE STILL THE PROUD OWNERS OF SPACE 213. 418 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:56,868 GOOD, BECAUSE I'VE BEEN THINKING. 419 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,767 OH, I BEGGED YOU TO STOP THAT. 420 00:15:58,767 --> 00:16:01,033 THE ONLY REASON THIS FEELS FOOLISH 421 00:16:01,033 --> 00:16:03,033 IS BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE A HORSE. 422 00:16:03,033 --> 00:16:04,834 ACTUALLY, WE DON'T HAVE A CART. WHATEVER. 423 00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:07,434 I THINK WE'VE BEEN GOING AT THIS HALF-ASSED. 424 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,367 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 425 00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:10,701 IT MEANS, I THINK WE SHOULD BE 426 00:16:10,701 --> 00:16:12,901 GOING AT IT WHOLE-ASSED. 427 00:16:15,868 --> 00:16:18,801 SO WE SHOULD JUST GET OUR WHOLE ASS IN A CART. 428 00:16:18,801 --> 00:16:19,734 EXACTLY. 429 00:16:22,934 --> 00:16:24,033 OH, I DARE YOU... 430 00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:25,067 WHAT? 431 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,567 TO TALK ME INTO BUYING A CAR? 432 00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:29,100 IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 433 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,467 HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 434 00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,634 WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT? 435 00:16:32,634 --> 00:16:35,234 AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT A PARKING SPACE... 436 00:16:35,234 --> 00:16:36,601 [TOGETHER] BECAUSE WE ALREADY HAVE ONE. 437 00:16:36,601 --> 00:16:38,300 SEE? I UNDERSTAND THAT PART. 438 00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:39,667 AND THE SOONER WE GET THE CAR, 439 00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:43,200 THE SOONER WE CAN STOP FEELING STUPID ABOUT THE SPACE. 440 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:46,701 I WOULD LOVE TO STOP FEELING STUPID. 441 00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,734 HOLD ON. WHERE DO WE GET A CAR? 442 00:16:48,734 --> 00:16:51,334 FRAN, IS MARK STILL TRYING TO SELL HIS CAR? 443 00:16:51,334 --> 00:16:53,234 THE CAR I GOT DIVORCED IN? 444 00:16:53,234 --> 00:16:55,968 THE CAR I SPENT TWO HOURS CRYING IN? 445 00:16:55,968 --> 00:16:57,868 YOU HAD SOME GOOD TIMES IN THERE, TOO. 446 00:16:57,868 --> 00:17:00,434 YES. YES, HE IS. 447 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,734 I'M TELLING YOU, YOU DON'T WANT THIS CAR. 448 00:17:10,734 --> 00:17:13,200 IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S IN TERRIFIC SHAPE. 449 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,634 WELL, SURE. SURE, IT WAS ALWAYS GARAGED. 450 00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:18,467 NEVER MISSED A CHECKUP, CHANGED THE OIL RELIGIOUSLY. 451 00:17:18,467 --> 00:17:19,601 SO WHY SELL IT? 452 00:17:19,601 --> 00:17:22,100 YOU KNOW, TOO MANY MEMORIES. 453 00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,300 IT'S FRAN, THE DIVORCE, 454 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:25,000 STUPID SCHLEP ACROSS-COUNTRY. 455 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,834 AH, LOOK AT THIS. 456 00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:28,767 GRAND CANYON. 457 00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:31,234 HOW COME IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING? 458 00:17:31,234 --> 00:17:33,968 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO, 459 00:17:33,968 --> 00:17:36,033 LIE TO YOU ABOUT A LIGHTER? ALL RIGHT. 460 00:17:36,033 --> 00:17:37,667 HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT? 461 00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:39,167 I CAN'T TAKE MONEY FROM YOU. 462 00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:41,067 MARK, WE INSIST! 463 00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:43,567 WE'RE GOING TO PAY YOU FOR THE CAR. 464 00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:45,367 FORGET IT. YOU DON'T WANT THIS CAR. 465 00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:47,467 WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT? 466 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,334 YOU NEVER BUY A CAR FROM A FRIEND. 467 00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:51,234 EVER WATCH PERRY MASON? 468 00:17:51,234 --> 00:17:53,467 THE CLOSEST DELLA EVER CAME TO LOSING HER JOB. 469 00:17:53,467 --> 00:17:55,901 YOU NEVER BUY A CAR FROM A FRIEND. 470 00:17:55,901 --> 00:17:58,567 YOU WANT TO SELL, WE WANT TO BUY, IT'S A DONE DEAL. 471 00:17:58,567 --> 00:17:59,534 DONE DEAL-- HONEY, LOOK. 472 00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:00,868 WHAT? 473 00:18:00,868 --> 00:18:02,267 I'M KICKING THE TIRES. 474 00:18:02,267 --> 00:18:03,868 WELL, GOOD FOR YOU. 475 00:18:03,868 --> 00:18:05,300 LET'S SIT IN IT AGAIN. 476 00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,501 IS THIS THE LIFE OR WHAT? 477 00:18:14,501 --> 00:18:16,601 OUR VERY OWN CAR. 478 00:18:16,601 --> 00:18:19,200 WE COULD GO ANYWHERE WE WANT. NAME ME A PLACE. 479 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,667 PENNSYLVANIA AMISH COUNTRY. 480 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,434 BEEN THERE. VERY QUIET. 481 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,000 NO REASON WE COULDN'T GO THERE. 482 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,534 AND YOU KNOW HOW? 483 00:18:25,534 --> 00:18:27,601 IN OUR VERY OWN CAR. THAT'S RIGHT. 484 00:18:27,601 --> 00:18:29,734 AND WHEN WE GET BACK, YOU KNOW WHERE WE'D PARK? 485 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:32,868 OUR VERY OWN PARKING SPACE. YOU GOT IT, BABY. 486 00:18:39,234 --> 00:18:41,000 HEY. 487 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,934 LEO? 488 00:18:42,934 --> 00:18:44,667 HEY, LEO. HEY, LEO! 489 00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:48,200 HEY! NO SCREAMING IN THE GARAGE! 490 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,567 WHAT IS THIS? SOMEBODY'S IN OUR SPACE. 491 00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:53,100 I GAVE YOUR SPACE AWAY. GIVE ME $50. 492 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,701 WHAT? WHY DID YOU DO THAT? 493 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,767 HE TOLD ME TO. GIVE ME MY $50. 494 00:18:57,767 --> 00:18:59,234 WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU? 495 00:18:59,234 --> 00:19:01,033 WE PAID FOR IT! 496 00:19:01,033 --> 00:19:03,067 HE ASKED ME. I TOOK CARE OF IT. 497 00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:05,067 I'LL HAVE YOUR MONEY BACK TUESDAY. 498 00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:07,234 WE DON'T WANT MONEY. WE WANT THE SPACE. 499 00:19:07,234 --> 00:19:08,968 WHAT ARE YOU, A COUPLE OF PRANKSTERS? 500 00:19:08,968 --> 00:19:11,367 CAN YOU GET US ANOTHER SPOT? 501 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,601 I'LL PUT YOUR NAME ON THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST. 502 00:19:13,601 --> 00:19:15,601 WHY THE BOTTOM? 503 00:19:15,601 --> 00:19:18,234 YOU THINK THIS HAS BEEN FUN FOR ME? 504 00:19:24,801 --> 00:19:26,234 I GOT TO GO. 505 00:19:26,234 --> 00:19:29,534 RYAN AND I ALWAYS WATCH DR. QUINN TOGETHER. 506 00:19:29,534 --> 00:19:30,834 REALLY? I ALWAYS WONDERED WHO WATCHED THAT SHOW. 507 00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:34,434 CALL ME LATER IF YOU WANT. 508 00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,200 FRANNY, YOU DON'T NEED ME TO CALL YOU. 509 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,267 OKAY. WHAT TIME? 510 00:19:38,267 --> 00:19:40,334 LATE. 511 00:19:40,334 --> 00:19:41,901 ME! NO, ME! 512 00:19:41,901 --> 00:19:43,334 NO, ME! NO, ME! 513 00:19:43,334 --> 00:19:45,501 O.K., BUT PEE FAST. I'LL GET THE FOOD. 514 00:19:45,501 --> 00:19:47,200 WHERE WERE YOU GUYS THE LAST HOUR AND A HALF? 515 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,868 PARKING! SO WHERE ARE YOU GOING NOW? 516 00:19:48,868 --> 00:19:51,100 PARKING! SO WHERE'S THE CAR? 517 00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:53,434 [PAUL AND JAMIE] DOUBLE-PARKED! 518 00:19:53,434 --> 00:19:54,734 HEY, DID YOU DRIVE? 519 00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:55,834 CAB. YOU? 520 00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:57,367 SUBWAY. BMT. 521 00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:58,567 SHARE A RIDE. I'LL DROP YOU. 522 00:19:58,567 --> 00:20:00,234 SOUNDS GOOD. 523 00:20:00,234 --> 00:20:02,901 YOU-YOU-YOU-YOU! ME-ME-ME-ME! 524 00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:05,133 I'M GOING TO GET A BOTTLE OF WINE! 525 00:20:05,133 --> 00:20:06,534 NO, WE'RE DRIVING. IT'S A FELONY! 526 00:20:06,534 --> 00:20:08,033 WE'RE NOT DRIVING! WE'RE PARKING! 527 00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:09,868 IF THEY ARREST US, THEY'LL IMPOUND THE CAR. 528 00:20:09,868 --> 00:20:11,767 WE'LL GET ON WITH OUR LIVES. 529 00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:13,434 WHY'D YOU LET US GET A CAR? 530 00:20:13,434 --> 00:20:14,901 FOR BUCHMAN-KIND! 531 00:20:14,901 --> 00:20:17,501 YEAH, IF IT'D BEEN FOR ANY OTHER REASON, 532 00:20:17,501 --> 00:20:19,100 IT WOULD'VE BEEN PLAIN STUPID! 533 00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:21,000 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE OFF! 534 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,567 THANKS A LOT! 535 00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:25,234 I'LL BET IF WE BUY A GARAGE, 536 00:20:25,234 --> 00:20:27,000 IT'LL COME WITH A HOUSE. 537 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000 WOULD YOU STOP? 538 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,801 JUST HEAR ME OUT ON THIS. SERIOUSLY... 539 00:20:36,968 --> 00:20:39,133 IF WE COULD TEACH MURRAY HOW TO MOVE THE CAR, 540 00:20:39,133 --> 00:20:40,734 OUR TROUBLES WOULD BE OVER. 541 00:20:40,734 --> 00:20:43,934 I DON'T KNOW IF HE HAS THAT MANUAL DEXTERITY. 542 00:20:43,934 --> 00:20:45,501 [TOILET FLUSHES] 543 00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,801 THE CAR'S ON THE CORNER 544 00:20:52,801 --> 00:20:54,868 OF LEXINGTON AND 24th STREET! 545 00:20:54,868 --> 00:20:55,868 GOOD NIGHT. 546 00:20:55,868 --> 00:20:56,901 GOOD NIGHT. 547 00:20:58,834 --> 00:21:01,934 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 548 00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:11,567 [RADIO ANNOUNCER] A GIRL HAS A NEW LEASE ON LIFE, 549 00:21:11,567 --> 00:21:15,033 THANKS TO SURGERY AT CHILDRENS HOSPITAL. 550 00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:16,067 [CHANGES STATION] 551 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,734 [SLOW MUSIC PLAYS] 552 00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,067 [WHIMPERS] 553 00:21:19,067 --> 00:21:20,067 [CHANGES STATION] 554 00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:22,167 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 555 00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:23,567 [HORN HONKS] 556 00:21:23,567 --> 00:21:26,133 [GROWLS] 557 00:21:26,133 --> 00:21:27,968 [STARTS ENGINE] 558 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:41,767 [WOOF WOOF] 559 00:21:41,817 --> 00:21:46,367 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37647

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