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Jax Von Hapsburg, fighter of evil, is here.
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Fear me, bad guys, fear me... bad.
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You're number one best bro', Max
Van Pluto, is by your side.
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We will rid the city of Santa
Luego of its evildoers.
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(Both grunt)
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Josh and I are making a Jax Von Hapsburg
movie because we're both in L.A.,
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and frankly the public demanded it.
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Okay, just a few
hard-core fans...
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Okay, we wanted it.
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(In Spanish accent) Jax and Max!
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(Dismissive laugh)
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You will never defeat evil, super
villain Lisa De Los Ray-Eyes!
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Joey asked me to play
Lisa De Los Ray-Eyes,
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but I was super busy so I
convinced him to hire mom.
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(Spanish accent) I would
have nailed that role.
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Santa Luego belongs to me!
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No one is safe from my
powerful laser-eye blast!
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Well, do your worst,
Lisa De Los-Ray-Eyes.
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Pew, pew!
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Cut! Mom!
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What was that?
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Well, that was my
menacing laser-eye blast.
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Yeah, it was? 'Cause you looked
more like a constipated chicken.
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Oh.
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Come at us with the burning
hatred of a thousand suns.
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A thousand suns, okay.
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And action!
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Pew pew! (Heavy breathing)
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Cut.
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Okay, so that was a chicken pirate.
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Well, okay. What kind
of chicken do you want?
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No kind of chicken!
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Josh: Okay, okay,
let's... let's...
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- Let's take a break.
- Okay, yeah, you're right.
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- What's for lunch?
- Oh, I made chicken.
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I can't work like this!
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(Theme music playing)
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Better in stereo
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B... B... Better
in stereo
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I'm up with the sunshine
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Let's go
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I lace up my high tops
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Oh no
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Slam dunk, ready or not
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Yeah, show me what you got
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I'm under the spotlight
-
Holler
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I dare you, come on and follow
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You dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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When you
say yea-ah-ah
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I say
no-oh-oh
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When you say stop
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All I want to do is go go go
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You you, the other half of me me
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The half I'll never be-e
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The half that drives me crazy
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You you, the better half of me me
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The half I'll always need
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But we both know
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We're better in stereo
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Great day of filming today, Joey.
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Aww.
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(Both groan)
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Oh, look at the time.
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How about we take our action-hero
appetites to Quesadilla Joe's, huh?
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Josh and I hang out on
Wednesdays and Fridays
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when Maddie has basketball practice.
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Josh took the break-up hard,
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so if they were to run into each
other, it would be so awkward.
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Maddie also has basketball
practice on Mondays,
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but that is when I make my artisanal soaps.
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(Inhales deeply) Hmm, sandalwood, oh.
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Okay, I'm home because
practice was canceled.
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(Door closes)
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Josh?!
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- Maddie!
- Josh and Maddie!
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The couple formerly known as Mosh.
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Hey, I have not seen you
since you moved to California.
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Dude, what is up?
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I'm filming Joey's
movie. Didn't he tell you?
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No. No, he did not.
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Okay, well... (Uncomfortable chuckle)
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this has been a super-special reunion,
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but let's get out of here
before things get awkward.
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Why... why would
things get awkward?
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We were friends before we dated, and
no reason we can't be friends now.
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Yeah, totally. I mean,
really the only thing
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that's awkward here is that you
two are wearing action pajamas.
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- Ah, you totally burned us.
- Yeah.
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- Nice.
- (Both laugh)
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Really, you guys are cool?
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Yes, totally!
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Hey, Joey and I are
heading to Quesadilla Joe's.
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Do you want to come?
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Well, we'll change out
of our action pajamas.
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Oh, no, it's totally fine.
You guys can come in those.
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(Both gasp) Really?
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No, get upstairs and change.
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Well, well, well, Parker,
you're here after school.
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So you're entering Mars Madness.
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Good for you.
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Too bad I'm gonna win.
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Your confidence is amusing, but misplaced.
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You're looking at the winner right here.
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Mars Madness is a national competition
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sponsored by a space exploration company
whose goal is to colonize Mars.
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(Sighs) Parker Rooney, King of Mars.
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It's got a nice ring to it.
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The winner gets to spend
a year in a bio-dome
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with the same conditions as Mars.
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And if you do well, you could one day
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be among the first humans to live on Mars.
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Val Wishart, Queen of Mars.
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Got a nice ring to it.
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Check it out. I'm creating a plant
that can survive on a Mars colony.
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I took the genes of a
nutrient-dense avocado
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and spliced them with the genes of a cactus
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for its ability to
thrive with little water.
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I call it the Cacti-cado!
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Well, I made a serum with
the DNA of a Venus flytrap
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It'll make plants so aggressive
they'll fight to survive anywhere!
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It's kind of cool, but does it have
a catchy name like Cacti-cado?
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I call it the Apex Predator
Agricultural Death Swarm!
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But you're right,
Cacti-cado is super cute.
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Why did I underestimate Val?
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She draws me in with that smile,
then slams me down with that brain!
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Oh, was I smiling?
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I didn't notice.
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My Cacti-cado needs to spend a weekend
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at the same temperature as the Mars
bio-dome, exactly 24 degrees Celsius.
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Well, my serum needs to
be at 22 degrees Celsius.
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Well, since your project
needs all the breaks it can get
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to catch up to my genius,
22 degrees it is.
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May the best brain win.
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(Coughing) It's me.
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- Val: Parker?
- Coming.
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(Maddie and Josh cheer)
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Nice work.
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Glad you came out with us, Maddie.
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Yeah, dude, me too.
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This has been a blast.
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Who says you can't be friends with your ex?
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Probably the same doubters who say you
can't build a pyramid out of nachos.
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Okay, I didn't say we couldn't do it!
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I said I didn't want to do it.
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Maddie: Hey, guys, check it out.
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(Barks like walrus)
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(Laughing) Churro walrus!
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Funniest thing ever!
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(Both laughing)
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Last week, I made a taquito triceratops
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and Josh said that was
the funniest thing ever!
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Well, which is it, Josh?!
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I'm getting more churros.
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- Whoo!
- Whoo!
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You're the best, Joshie! (Laughing)
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Stop trying to out-bro' me!
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What? Out-what you?
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Just stop stealing my friend.
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Joey, there's no reason that we
both can't be friends with Josh.
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Best idea ever churro porcupine.
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Help me stick these to my back.
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(Phone beeps)
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(Gasps) No way, you guys!
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Willow scored VIP tickets to
this Wednesday's Dodger game.
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Are you in?
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Ah, no.
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No, we're shooting "Jax
and Max" on Wednesday.
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- Oh.
- Aw, come on, Joey.
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Can't we just shoot the
scene some other time?
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Sure, Josh.
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We'll just reschedule the most
important scene in the entire film.
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(Laughs) Awesome! Thanks, Joey!
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- Yeah!
- (Josh laughs)
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Hey, check it out. Wait, hold on.
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Churro-stache.
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Ah! That's the funniest thing ever!
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(Maddie and Josh laugh)
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(Hysterical laughs)
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(Angry laughing)
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Oh, hey, Liv, uh, I've
got an emotional emergency.
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To get my best bro' back, I needed
Liv's help, so I was baiting the hook,
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which I'm told people who aren't
afraid of worms do for fishing.
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Okay, well, um, Maddie and
Josh ran into each other
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for the first time since the break up.
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Oh no!
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Uh, that must have been so awkward.
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It was.
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Maddie feels compelled to
keep hanging out with him
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to prove that it's not awkward.
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- Yeah.
- Uh, she's in so much pain, Liv.
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Oh, well... uh,
you're her twin.
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So I'm sure you feel that pain already.
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Joey, of course I feel it.
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I mean, I really... I did think
that it was last night's pizza,
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but it's clearly Maddie's pain.
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I just wish Maddie could find the
strength to tell Josh how she feels,
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but it's not gonna happen unle...
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No, no, no, no. It's too much to ask.
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Forget it.
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No, no, no, wait, wait.
What's too much to ask?
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Well... (Chuckles)
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Maddie, uh... Maddie's afraid
to say what she needs to say,
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but I figured you could pretend
to be Maddie and say it for her.
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Whoa, um... I mean, Joey,
doing a switch-a-rooney
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without telling the other
twin is against the twin code.
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There's a twin code?
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I've said too much.
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Well, is there any part of the twin code
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that allows you to break it if your
other twin really, really needs it?
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- There isn't...
- Okay.
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But there should be.
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- Yay.
- Yay.
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I'm gonna do a
switch-a-rooney
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- for Maddie!
- Definitely for Maddie!
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Well, well, well.
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Look who's here on a Saturday to
check on his Mars Madness project
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because he's nervous I'm going to beat him.
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Oh, it is I who will be doing
the well, well, well-ing...
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because you're nervous I'm gonna beat
you and end up in the Mars bio-dome.
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(Scoffs) Only if I bring
a photo of you with me.
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Not that I would do that.
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Okay, so it's agreed.
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Neither one of us is
nervous about our projects.
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- But we're still gonna check, right?
- Uh, cha.
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(Screeches)
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(Screams)
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What happened to my Cacti-cado?
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And why is it so hot in here?
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Forty-two degrees Celsius?
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- How did that happen?
- (Parker groans)
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I must have punched in 42 instead of 24.
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You want to fly a spaceship to Mars,
but you can't work a thermostat!
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It's a very complicated thermostat!
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Oh no, my growth serum evaporated.
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And once it became airborne,
it mixed with my Cacti-cado.
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That's what made it ginormous.
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- (Plant screeches)
- (Screams)
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This thing is out of control.
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If it grows out of the
lab, we'll lose containment.
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I'm initiating emergency protocol!
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(Alarm blares)
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(Alarm continues)
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Well, the good news is
it's not getting out.
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The bad news is neither are we!
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We don't know what this
thing is capable of.
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We have to stop it.
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It's gonna take all of
our scientific ability.
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It might be impossible.
248
00:12:29,031 --> 00:12:30,698
You can say it.
249
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:31,699
No, it should be you.
250
00:12:31,701 --> 00:12:33,134
You sure?
251
00:12:34,069 --> 00:12:35,370
Okay, thanks.
252
00:12:36,305 --> 00:12:37,939
Challenge accepted!
253
00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:40,809
- (Screeches)
- (Screams)
254
00:12:48,918 --> 00:12:52,921
Joey, Liv told me that you asked her
to do a switch-a-rooney without me?
255
00:12:52,923 --> 00:12:54,289
What are you thinking?
256
00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:55,356
Don't kick me!
257
00:12:56,892 --> 00:12:58,760
(Liv's voice) Joey, it's me you big dummy!
258
00:12:58,762 --> 00:13:00,595
- (Laughs)
- (Sighs)
259
00:13:00,597 --> 00:13:02,497
You forget that I'm an actress.
260
00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:09,070
Okay, I am so ready for this, I even
bought some fake glasses at the mall.
261
00:13:09,072 --> 00:13:13,575
Okay, so I told Josh that Maddie
wanted to meet up for nachos.
262
00:13:13,577 --> 00:13:15,677
Right, but really I'm going to tell him
263
00:13:15,679 --> 00:13:17,779
that things are awkward
and I need some space.
264
00:13:17,781 --> 00:13:19,948
Hm-hmm, yeah, I wrote a
script for you to follow.
265
00:13:19,950 --> 00:13:23,117
Oh, okay, Joey, I don't
think I really need a script.
266
00:13:23,119 --> 00:13:24,586
Okay, trust me.
267
00:13:24,588 --> 00:13:27,355
That script is chock full of
bro'-friendly super-hero lingo
268
00:13:27,357 --> 00:13:29,757
to let Josh down easy.
269
00:13:29,759 --> 00:13:32,694
Nothing handles emotional
turmoil quite like comic books.
270
00:13:33,756 --> 00:13:35,597
Okay, well, I really
hope it's not over-written
271
00:13:35,599 --> 00:13:38,766
because my throat has been killing me
and Maddie's bam-what's are not easy.
272
00:13:38,768 --> 00:13:41,035
Just say
sing it louder
...
273
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,837
(Vocalizes)
274
00:13:42,839 --> 00:13:46,774
forty-seven less times a day and
your throat should be fine.
275
00:13:48,811 --> 00:13:49,944
Hey, guys, sorry I'm late.
276
00:13:49,946 --> 00:13:52,881
Who's ready for more churro walrus? Whoo!
277
00:13:52,883 --> 00:13:54,516
(Chuckling)
278
00:13:54,518 --> 00:13:59,153
(Maddie's voice) Um, s'up,
dude? So we need to talk.
279
00:13:59,155 --> 00:14:01,789
Okay, what's going on?
280
00:14:01,791 --> 00:14:04,859
(Clears throat) Before
you answer that, Maddie,
281
00:14:04,861 --> 00:14:06,661
I would take a look at your menu.
282
00:14:06,663 --> 00:14:10,064
I'm sure you don't have the
whole thing memorized quite yet.
283
00:14:12,835 --> 00:14:17,705
Um, yeah, it's... it's... you
know, the world needs you...
284
00:14:18,707 --> 00:14:22,744
Josh, um, and the, uh, needs of the many
285
00:14:22,746 --> 00:14:26,147
- they outweigh the needs of the few.
- (Joey silent)
286
00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:32,887
Well, that's a classic super-hero axiom,
but I'm not sure how it applies here.
287
00:14:34,323 --> 00:14:38,426
Uh, it's been really cool
hanging out with you again,
288
00:14:38,428 --> 00:14:40,261
but I just can't do it any more.
289
00:14:40,263 --> 00:14:42,830
You know, you belong to the day...
290
00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:48,736
and I belong to the night.
291
00:14:50,906 --> 00:14:54,976
And you cannot come to the
Dodger game, uh, because...
292
00:14:56,045 --> 00:14:57,445
it is at night.
293
00:14:59,248 --> 00:15:01,783
How dare you!
294
00:15:02,952 --> 00:15:06,254
You toy with this young
boy's emotions again?
295
00:15:06,256 --> 00:15:10,959
After he has been nothing...
nothing but a gentleman to you.
296
00:15:11,894 --> 00:15:14,228
Yeah, s...
(Sighs)
297
00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:18,433
Sorry, but unlike Joey, I'm an awful...
298
00:15:19,935 --> 00:15:20,868
horrible person.
299
00:15:23,472 --> 00:15:25,873
I will go, and let you two bros be bros.
300
00:15:26,942 --> 00:15:28,810
- (Clears throat)
- Oh, uh...
301
00:15:30,279 --> 00:15:32,847
but first let me pre-pay the check.
302
00:15:34,717 --> 00:15:37,885
Oh, well, Maddie, it's
the least you could do.
303
00:15:37,887 --> 00:15:38,920
The waiter's right over there.
304
00:15:38,922 --> 00:15:39,821
Okay.
305
00:15:43,092 --> 00:15:44,959
- Hey, Josh.
- Maddie?
306
00:15:44,961 --> 00:15:46,294
Maddie! No!
307
00:15:48,731 --> 00:15:50,525
Why are you both so surprised to see me?
308
00:15:50,556 --> 00:15:53,501
Josh just texted me and said
that we were meeting for nachos.
309
00:15:53,503 --> 00:15:55,603
All right, you guys, I paid the che...
310
00:15:55,605 --> 00:15:57,138
(Nervous giggle)
311
00:15:57,140 --> 00:15:58,172
Liv?
312
00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:01,476
Okay, now I'm really confused.
313
00:16:01,478 --> 00:16:02,744
What's going on?
314
00:16:04,074 --> 00:16:06,514
She told me that she didn't want
to hang out with me any more,
315
00:16:06,516 --> 00:16:09,584
but she was being you, so it
was like you were telling me,
316
00:16:09,586 --> 00:16:13,187
but you weren't because
you're you, not her.
317
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:17,225
Did that clear it up?
318
00:16:18,193 --> 00:16:19,827
Maddie, I'm so sorry.
319
00:16:19,829 --> 00:16:21,663
I know that it's wrong
to pretend to be you,
320
00:16:21,665 --> 00:16:22,830
but Joey said that you were hurting
321
00:16:22,832 --> 00:16:24,999
because of all the awkwardness
between you and Josh.
322
00:16:25,001 --> 00:16:26,367
Both: What awkwardness?
323
00:16:27,703 --> 00:16:31,939
I think we can all agree things
are very awkward at this moment.
324
00:16:33,609 --> 00:16:35,743
(Awkward chuckle)
325
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,213
It's ready.
326
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:42,283
I call it Dr. P's Tubes of Terror!
327
00:16:42,285 --> 00:16:43,618
Add the concentrated weed killer.
328
00:16:47,523 --> 00:16:49,857
All filled up with Val Venum!
329
00:16:51,827 --> 00:16:53,787
What? You're not the only
one who can name things.
330
00:16:55,297 --> 00:16:58,700
Okay, so if we can get the
plant to eat the Tubes of Terror,
331
00:16:58,702 --> 00:17:00,768
it will release the Val Venum and Boom!
332
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:03,538
The Cacti-cado will
be cacti-dead-o.
333
00:17:04,473 --> 00:17:05,907
"Cacti-dead-o"?
334
00:17:05,909 --> 00:17:07,189
They can't all be winners, okay?
335
00:17:10,312 --> 00:17:13,981
Just know that by killing this
we also kill any chance we have
336
00:17:13,983 --> 00:17:15,349
of winning Mars Madness.
337
00:17:15,351 --> 00:17:17,051
I know.
338
00:17:17,053 --> 00:17:20,722
Which direction the toilet
flushes on the red planet.
339
00:17:22,925 --> 00:17:24,692
So how do we get that in the plant's mouth?
340
00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:26,060
Watch and learn.
341
00:17:37,906 --> 00:17:39,907
And now we throw it into
the Cacti-cado's mouth?
342
00:17:39,909 --> 00:17:42,443
Throw it? Please!
343
00:17:46,348 --> 00:17:48,216
Okay, now you're just trying to impress me.
344
00:17:48,218 --> 00:17:50,084
Am I? And are you?
345
00:18:05,367 --> 00:18:06,934
(Slow motion screeches)
346
00:18:14,276 --> 00:18:16,978
Goal!
347
00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:19,180
(Grumbling)
348
00:18:23,552 --> 00:18:25,052
(Burps)
349
00:18:25,054 --> 00:18:26,988
Both: We did it! We did it!
350
00:18:33,395 --> 00:18:37,265
You know, when our projects
combined, it was pretty impressive.
351
00:18:37,267 --> 00:18:39,967
Maybe we should work
together on a new project.
352
00:18:39,969 --> 00:18:42,069
If we work the rest of the weekend,
353
00:18:42,071 --> 00:18:44,105
I'm sure we can come
up with something great.
354
00:18:44,107 --> 00:18:46,174
We make a good team.
355
00:18:46,176 --> 00:18:47,375
Team Pal.
356
00:18:52,147 --> 00:18:54,982
'Cause if you combine Parker and Val...
357
00:18:54,984 --> 00:18:56,818
No, no, I get it. It's just super dumb.
358
00:19:02,257 --> 00:19:03,724
Joey, why did you do this?
359
00:19:05,327 --> 00:19:07,028
Okay, look.
360
00:19:08,597 --> 00:19:12,099
Guys, making friends
is kinda hard for me...
361
00:19:13,969 --> 00:19:15,403
but with Josh, it was easy.
362
00:19:15,434 --> 00:19:19,173
I mean, whether... whether we're
laughing about something stupid
363
00:19:19,175 --> 00:19:21,209
or sharing our love for super heroes,
364
00:19:21,211 --> 00:19:23,044
or I'm watching him
change my flat bike tire...
365
00:19:23,046 --> 00:19:25,346
(Giggles, snorts)
366
00:19:25,348 --> 00:19:27,882
(Laughing) You don't know
how to change a bike tire?
367
00:19:30,786 --> 00:19:33,087
Maddie, let's just... Let's
let him get through this.
368
00:19:34,122 --> 00:19:36,958
Josh, once Maddie started
hanging out with us,
369
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:40,061
it kind of felt like you'd
rather just hang out with her.
370
00:19:40,063 --> 00:19:43,598
Having you as my bro' means a lot to me...
371
00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:47,368
'cause, Josh, you're the best
friend that I've ever had.
372
00:19:47,370 --> 00:19:48,870
(Coos)
373
00:19:51,006 --> 00:19:55,176
Joey, sometimes the needs of the one
outweigh the needs of the Maddie.
374
00:19:59,047 --> 00:20:02,617
Did you just read my script or my mind?
375
00:20:04,586 --> 00:20:07,021
Maddie, it's been really
fun hanging with you again,
376
00:20:07,023 --> 00:20:08,422
but I can't go to the game.
377
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:12,159
Okay, um, so that is Maddie.
378
00:20:13,562 --> 00:20:14,962
And I am Liv.
379
00:20:16,899 --> 00:20:18,266
Dang, this is confusing.
380
00:20:18,268 --> 00:20:19,600
(Clears throat)
381
00:20:19,602 --> 00:20:22,270
- Maddie, I...
- You are not going to the game.
382
00:20:22,272 --> 00:20:23,671
Right, oh, right.
383
00:20:23,673 --> 00:20:25,172
- Yeah, I heard you.
- Yeah, you heard that.
384
00:20:25,174 --> 00:20:26,674
- (Chuckles)
- Uh, sorry, but...
385
00:20:27,863 --> 00:20:29,543
me and my best bro' have a movie to shoot.
386
00:20:29,545 --> 00:20:31,345
Yeah, I totally get it.
387
00:20:32,414 --> 00:20:36,484
Go make the best, worst action
movie that anyone has ever seen.
388
00:20:39,688 --> 00:20:41,188
(Both groan)
389
00:20:43,025 --> 00:20:45,326
Both:
A-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
390
00:20:47,129 --> 00:20:48,629
Aw, it's so cute.
391
00:20:49,564 --> 00:20:51,666
-
A-doo-doodoo-doo-doo...
- Stop.
392
00:20:52,601 --> 00:20:57,104
Liv, an unauthorized,
one-sided switch-a-rooney?
393
00:20:57,106 --> 00:20:59,307
Oh, Maddie, I'm so sorry.
394
00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:01,809
How could I make it up to you?
395
00:21:01,811 --> 00:21:03,544
You're gonna go to the game with me.
396
00:21:03,546 --> 00:21:05,079
(Gasps)
397
00:21:05,081 --> 00:21:06,647
(Whines) Maddie, no!
398
00:21:07,649 --> 00:21:09,450
Not sports-ball game going!
399
00:21:13,889 --> 00:21:16,324
(Heroic music plays)
400
00:21:24,566 --> 00:21:27,501
(Deep voice) Justice just tumbled in.
401
00:21:29,438 --> 00:21:32,306
Jax, Max, attack!
402
00:21:32,308 --> 00:21:33,507
Both: Oh, yeah!
403
00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:35,009
Ha ha ha ha!
404
00:21:35,011 --> 00:21:39,313
No one is safe from my
powerful laser-eye blast!
405
00:21:45,487 --> 00:21:48,322
We're trapped, Jax. What do we do?
406
00:21:48,324 --> 00:21:51,258
Only thing we can do, Max:
407
00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:53,361
we die like brothers.
408
00:21:55,464 --> 00:21:57,465
(Raspy voice) Hey, Ray-Eyes.
409
00:21:57,467 --> 00:21:58,933
(Gasps)
410
00:21:58,935 --> 00:22:04,538
Your optometrist called and gave
you a prescription for Falcon.
411
00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:06,040
(Gasps)
412
00:22:08,276 --> 00:22:09,343
Falcon?
413
00:22:10,612 --> 00:22:12,747
I am no match for Falcon.
414
00:22:16,785 --> 00:22:19,053
(Deep voice) Well, thanks
for saving us, Falcon.
415
00:22:19,055 --> 00:22:21,689
(Raspy voice) Santa Luego is safe.
416
00:22:24,226 --> 00:22:25,693
So says...
417
00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:29,196
Falcon.
418
00:22:29,198 --> 00:22:30,364
(Falcon screeches)
419
00:22:47,349 --> 00:22:49,316
Whoo! (Laughs)
420
00:22:49,318 --> 00:22:51,685
Mrs. R, your ray eyes were awesome!
421
00:22:51,687 --> 00:22:53,721
Oh, thank you. Gracias.
422
00:22:55,357 --> 00:22:58,726
Wait, okay, Joey, you played two parts?
423
00:22:58,728 --> 00:23:01,095
How is that even like possible?
424
00:23:01,097 --> 00:23:04,899
Yeah, and also the voices
were like entirely different.
425
00:23:04,901 --> 00:23:08,202
Yeah, you know, everyone
thinks it's so hard, but...
426
00:23:08,204 --> 00:23:09,837
(As Falcon) it's actually not that hard.
427
00:23:13,442 --> 00:23:15,443
- Pew pew!
- Aagh!
428
00:23:15,493 --> 00:23:20,043
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