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*BOB'S BURGERS*
Season 11 Episode 11
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Episode Title: "Romancing the Beef"
Aired on: February 21, 2021
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"To my special valentine,
you are my everything.
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I sleep only
so I can dream of you."
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- Aw, Bob.
- Mm-hmm.
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Didn't Gene make me
a nice valentine?
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It's very romantic for a child?
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- Mm-hmm.
- I mean, Dad, did you even make Mom
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an embarrassingly mushy
valentine?
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- Like your son did?
- Hey, there's a plan in place.
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Yeah. We're writing out
the ten things
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we love most about each other.
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And then we're gonna share 'em
over a bottle of wine.
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It's like love homework.
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Oh, that's kind of nice.
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And hard? I mean,
ten turns out to be a lot.
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That's what God said
about the commandments.
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Well, we tried to finish them
last night,
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but we were making dinner and
then we were cleaning up dinner
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and then we were
feeling too gassy,
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then we fell asleep
in front of the TV
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and I didn't wake up
until a moth flew in my mouth.
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And I didn't wake up
until you screamed.
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After all these years,
you two still sizzle.
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So we just need to find a quiet
minute and crap 'em out.
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Lovingly. How about you, Tina?
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You excited about
Tammy's Valentine's Day thingy?
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It's an Anti-Valentine's Day
thingy, actually.
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- Okay.
- It's a party for kids who are tired
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of living up to society's
expectation of romance
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just because it's February 14th.
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So things with Jimmy Jr. are...?
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I don't know. He's at
an overnight wrestling meet
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this weekend, and before he left
I said, "So, any ideas
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about how to handle V-Day
while you're gone?"
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And he was like, "What's V-Day?"
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And I was like, "That's
my super cool abbreviation
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for Valentine's Day?"
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But by then he had his
headphones on and was singing
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a Red Hot Chili Peppers song
really loud.
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- Guy's a catch.
- So when I heard about
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Tammy's party,
I was very interested.
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Hearts are farts, people,
and Cupid is stupid.
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Cupid's just a baby
who likes to watch people kiss.
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And I'm not saying any of this
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because I don't have
a boyfriend.
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You so don't have
a boyfriend, Tammy.
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Shut it. So I'm inviting a group
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of single girls and guys
who want to get away
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from all the
rom-dram for one night.
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Sign me up, 'cause that's me.
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Ooh, space is actually limited.
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Plus, Tina, come on,
you're a total Valentine head.
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Nope, nope,
not this year I'm not.
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Hmm, I'd valentine that.
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Oh, uh, sorry. Hearts are farts.
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So Tammy invited me.
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Or actually she invited
a bunch of your burgers
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and said I could come with.
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Oh. A bunch sounds like a lot.
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Free advertising?
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- Thanks?
- You're welcome.
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Bob, Bob, what about
how well Linda sings
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that jingle on the radio
about the accident lawyers?
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She nails it every time.
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I really can do
this myself, Teddy.
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Well, you need ten
and I got a list you can use.
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- You have a list?
- Forget it.
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Linda, what about
Bob's knuckle hair?
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Like, sometimes it catches
the light just so?
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And it makes you feel safe?
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I already got that one.
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Ugh, Jimmy's really
going overboard
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with his Valentine's shtick
again this year.
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"Tie-the-Knot
Garlic Knots Appetizers,
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$20." What a friggin' rip-off.
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- I'm not not knots interested.
- Way to keep an open mind, Gene.
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Oh, crap. Here comes Jimmy.
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Hey, Bob, I saw
you guys gawking at my place.
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If you were hoping to get
a table for tonight,
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you can forget it.
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- I'm booked solid.
- We don't care, Jimmy.
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I still got dopes calling
and begging for reservations.
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I just hold the phone down to
my butt and fart on 'em, so...
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Hey, Jimmy,
people are still calling.
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Should I just keep farting?
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Yeah, if you got 'em
locked and loaded.
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The last two were silent.
I had to tell 'em what I did.
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I'd send the overflow
to you, Bob,
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but I know how scared you are
of actually having customers.
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- Zoom.
- Ha. You're standing in your own way.
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- Trev, don't...
- What? He is.
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Eh, let's go back.
I feel a fart coming on.
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I don't want
to waste it in here.
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It wouldn't be a waste, Jimmy!
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Good one, Dad.
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So why aren't we open late
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for Valentine's dinner?
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Well, we're not really a datey,
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romantic restaurant.
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We're just a "shove a burger
in your face" place.
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And a "sip on a soda
and yak" shack.
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Yeah, but tonight
the streets are crawling
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with romantic suckers
who haven't gotten
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their crap together enough
to book a reservation some place.
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Yeah, so?
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So they'd probably go
anywhere tonight,
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even here.
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This is insulting
but kind of inspiring?
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I do hate to think
of all those poor lovers
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with nowhere to go,
sitting at home,
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crying into
their microwave dinners.
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I mean, to do it right
we'd have to dress things up.
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Tablecloths, candles.
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You could borrow
the Valentine's decorations
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I got up in my apartment.
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You decorate your apartment
for Valentine's Day?
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Some of the rooms.
It's not weird that I do that.
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No, it's not weird.
It's just sad.
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I wonder how many people
we could pack into this dump.
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Teddy, do you think you could
pull the booths away
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from the wall so we could
squeeze two couples in each?
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Sure. I bet whoever put 'em in
didn't even attach 'em
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'cause they didn't know
you guys that well back then.
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Plus he might have been
going through a divorce
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and so he cut some corners
on some jobs sometimes. Uh...
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Maybe we go a little fancier
with the menu,
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like a prix fixe?
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I-I haven't ground the meat yet.
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Instead of burgers
I could do chuck steaks.
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We had a substitute teacher
named Chuck Steaks once.
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- Ooh, and wine.
- Right, wine. Uh, do we have enough?
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Yeah, we got
a few bottles upstairs.
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Plus the backup bottles.
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Plus the emergency
backup bottles.
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- Plus the secret emergency...
- Sounds like we're good.
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The real gold is
in tableside services,
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which could be provided
by Gene and myself.
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Roses, candy,
serenades for tips, et cetera.
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Hmm. Don't know about that,
plus who would bus tables?
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You know I love getting
my bus on, Dad,
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- but I'm going to Tammy's party.
- We'd cover it,
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and you'd be making
so much money,
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you wouldn't even notice
how bad we are at bussing.
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- That's the spirit.
- Are we doing this, people?
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Are we making some dumb
desperate love money tonight?
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- Yeah, let's do it.
- Yay.
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Now, I don't think the name
Bob's Burgers
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works with the new concept.
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Maybe for the night we're Bob.
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- Or Bugers.
- Or Urge.
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Urge. It's kind of edgy.
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Yay, Urge. Everybody's got 'em.
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My therapist says some are good
and some are perfectly normal,
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- but I should stop bringing them up.
- Okay, everybody, get to work.
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And Gene and I will get
the word about Urge out.
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The wordge.
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- ♪ Urge ♪
- ♪ Urge ♪
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- ♪ Is the wordge ♪
- ♪ Wordge ♪
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- ♪ Urge ♪
- ♪ Urge ♪
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- ♪ Is the wordge ♪
- ♪ Oh ♪
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♪ They're makin' it swanky ♪
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♪ It's money in the bank-y ♪
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♪ Urge is the wordge. ♪
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Wow. It looks amazing.
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I'd fall in love with
a wig on a basketball in here.
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Gene, I kind of wish
you weren't dressed like that.
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- It's a mood maker.
- Yeah, he's Cupid. Aw.
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And your T-shirt makes
a great diaper, Dad.
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Hmm. Uh, Teddy,
thanks for all your help.
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And, uh, see you tomorrow?
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- Whoa. Why?
- Well, tonight we're...
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- kind of just for couples.
- I mean... seven, eight, nine.
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There's an odd number of stools,
so I can be the one single.
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Plus I can spend some time
with someone
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I'd like to get
to know better. Me.
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You've been under your own nose
the whole time.
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Oh, crap. Lin, our valentines.
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It's okay, we'll do 'em
later tonight, right?
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- When we're rich and gorgeous.
- Okay, pep talk.
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Mom, Dad, bring it in.
I love you, but...
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- Don't mess this up.
- Okay. That was fair.
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All right,
now people just have to come.
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Mm.
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Hmm.
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- Okay, let's close.
- We gave it a shot.
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Oh, cute.
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Hello, hi, come on in.
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Oh, my God, we're a fancy,
successful restaurant.
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Hey there, chuck steak.
"Hiya, Bob."
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Whoa, cool deep voice,
chuck steak.
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"So, you gonna
grind me up or what?"
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No, because you're gonna be
a steak on a prix fixe menu.
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"Prix fixe?"
I thought you'd be excited.
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Uh, can I call you Chuck?
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"Maybe."
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So, welcome to Urge.
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Don't mind the couple
on the other side
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of the privacy partition.
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You're way hotter than them.
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And, no, I did not
say that to them, too.
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- You're hotter.
- Happy to be anywhere.
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Someone forgot
to make a reservation.
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Oh, like it's my job?
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Am I a professional
restaurant reservationist?
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No, I'm a professional doctor.
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Don't "I'm a doctor" me.
I'm a doctor, too.
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Okay, so we're both doctors.
God.
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So, What about a drink?
A couple of large wines?
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- Sure.
- And for you?
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Folded paper rose
for the lady, sir?
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Uh, yeah, I-I'll take one.
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Oh, you're only
one rose in love?
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- No, we're probably at a two?
- Two?
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- I-I mean four.
- I could tell.
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♪ I'm serenading youwith my voice ♪
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♪ I just spat a little,I'm sorry. ♪
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Oh, my God, I love that song.
It's so tip-worthy.
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- In the diaper, please.
- Gene, no.
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This is Urge?
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- Oh, Hugo. Uh, Bob, Hugo's here.
- Ugh, why?
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I thought the address
looked familiar, in a bad way.
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Lot of changes, Bob.
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- Um, not that many.
- Hello.
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Hello. Bob, I see
the look of fear and respect
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in your eyes, but relax.
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I'm here
as a sexy Valentine's diner,
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not a sexy health inspector.
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So you have a date? Somehow?
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Cheryl is meeting me here.
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Bob, Linda, I'm in love.
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With my mother's description
of her.
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Aw, that's nice. Uh,
why don't you sit over there?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, this isn't great.
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We've got extra tables
and I'm pretty sure
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we're violating
a bunch of codes.
239
00:08:39,864 --> 00:08:41,489
No, he says he just wants
to have dinner.
240
00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:43,242
He's in love
with some poor lady.
241
00:08:43,326 --> 00:08:46,059
All right, just bring him wine
with a lot of wine in it.
242
00:08:46,144 --> 00:08:47,287
So, a first date?
243
00:08:47,372 --> 00:08:48,973
Sounds like a paper rose
situation to me.
244
00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:52,022
I'm gonna keep handing
you roses, you just say when.
245
00:08:52,107 --> 00:08:54,311
- Uh...
- First date on Valentine's, huh?
246
00:08:54,396 --> 00:08:55,577
It's kind of what I'm doing.
247
00:08:55,672 --> 00:08:57,178
And it's going pretty well,
if I do say so.
248
00:08:57,262 --> 00:08:59,006
Okay, 15 roses, that'll be $15.
249
00:08:59,091 --> 00:09:00,920
What? No, one rose is plenty.
250
00:09:01,010 --> 00:09:03,344
And 15 songs? Here we go.
251
00:09:03,495 --> 00:09:04,880
Guys,
252
00:09:04,964 --> 00:09:07,280
welcome to my
Anti-Valentine's Day party.
253
00:09:07,365 --> 00:09:09,795
Check it out: Black balloons,
black tortilla chips,
254
00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,553
and black eye shadow on moi.
255
00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:13,170
- And your roots are black.
- Jocelyn.
256
00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:14,994
Let's do this.
And everybody that went
257
00:09:15,079 --> 00:09:16,229
to an overnight wrestling meet
without nailing down
258
00:09:16,313 --> 00:09:18,381
Valentine's Day plans
can eat it.
259
00:09:18,466 --> 00:09:19,827
- Right?
- What?
260
00:09:19,912 --> 00:09:21,600
- Exactly.
- Now we do our oath.
261
00:09:21,685 --> 00:09:23,357
- Ooh, an oath. Hell yeah.
- Everyone, hands in.
262
00:09:23,441 --> 00:09:25,107
Whoa, lot of palms and fingers.
263
00:09:25,201 --> 00:09:27,235
No one try to hold my hand
in there, you hear?
264
00:09:27,319 --> 00:09:28,996
Hearts are farts
and Cupid is stupid.
265
00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:32,908
Tonight we take our chance
on no romance. I so vow.
266
00:09:32,992 --> 00:09:34,283
I so vow.
267
00:09:34,435 --> 00:09:35,951
Did we just marry Satan?
268
00:09:36,103 --> 00:09:37,838
Now we're gonna do whatever
an evenly numbered group
269
00:09:37,922 --> 00:09:39,673
of attractive teens
feels like doing.
270
00:09:39,757 --> 00:09:41,457
Just good clean
Anti-Valentine's fun.
271
00:09:41,592 --> 00:09:43,469
With Tammy's parents
in the next room
272
00:09:43,554 --> 00:09:45,045
- to help keep a lid on things.
- Bye, Tammy-love.
273
00:09:45,129 --> 00:09:47,054
Your mother and I are off
to see different movies
274
00:09:47,139 --> 00:09:49,902
- at the same theater.
- Bye. Leave already.
275
00:09:49,987 --> 00:09:51,730
Okay, there go the chaperones.
276
00:09:51,815 --> 00:09:54,386
Not that we're gonna need 'em.
Cool, cool, cool.
277
00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:56,130
♪ It's okay ♪
278
00:09:56,215 --> 00:09:58,457
♪ We're just childrenwatching you. ♪
279
00:09:58,542 --> 00:10:00,644
If you like it,
may I suggest a gratuity,
280
00:10:00,729 --> 00:10:02,938
and if you don't like it,
I can make him stop.
281
00:10:03,022 --> 00:10:04,054
For a gratuity.
282
00:10:04,157 --> 00:10:05,917
Oh, my God, we're so full.
283
00:10:06,097 --> 00:10:07,943
Hi, I'm Bob, I'm the chef.
H-How is everything?
284
00:10:08,094 --> 00:10:10,978
'Cause if it's not right,
I'll make it right.
285
00:10:11,063 --> 00:10:12,739
- We're good.
- Yeah, you are.
286
00:10:12,823 --> 00:10:14,282
Are you flirting with us?
287
00:10:14,366 --> 00:10:16,658
No, just feeling happy
and-and really confident.
288
00:10:16,794 --> 00:10:18,919
And maybe better-looking
than I was earlier today?
289
00:10:19,112 --> 00:10:21,456
- Oh, you're on cocaine.
- Is that what cocaine does?
290
00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:22,923
Are there any downsides?
291
00:10:23,116 --> 00:10:25,000
So, how's our Valentine's?
292
00:10:25,094 --> 00:10:27,928
- Good. Good.
- Most romantic night of the year.
293
00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:29,965
- But no pressure.
- I'm having a good time.
294
00:10:30,049 --> 00:10:33,740
- We both are.
- Okay. Enjoy.
295
00:10:33,825 --> 00:10:35,752
I don't know what's going on
with these people.
296
00:10:35,850 --> 00:10:36,937
They're so uptight.
297
00:10:37,022 --> 00:10:38,976
It's like they got Cupid arrows
up their butts.
298
00:10:39,061 --> 00:10:42,133
Well, my diaper is full...
of Washingtons.
299
00:10:42,218 --> 00:10:44,297
And we have five couples
on the wait list.
300
00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:45,602
- We have a wait list?
- I don't know.
301
00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:46,699
What's it called
when a bunch of idiots
302
00:10:46,783 --> 00:10:48,349
give their names
and stand outside in the cold?
303
00:10:48,433 --> 00:10:49,858
We have a wait list.
304
00:10:49,952 --> 00:10:51,452
We could do a second seating.
305
00:10:51,621 --> 00:10:52,946
I'll need to be changed
at some point,
306
00:10:53,030 --> 00:10:54,363
but otherwise I'm in.
307
00:10:54,515 --> 00:10:56,191
Okay, I've got plenty of steaks.
What about wine?
308
00:10:56,275 --> 00:10:57,918
We're kind of burning through
it, but I guess we're okay?
309
00:10:58,002 --> 00:11:00,744
- Then we're going later, right?
- Yeah, I mean...
310
00:11:00,829 --> 00:11:02,573
we were gonna do
our valentines later.
311
00:11:02,658 --> 00:11:03,988
- With wine, if there's any left.
- Crap.
312
00:11:04,072 --> 00:11:07,259
I keep forgetting about that.
In a romantic way?
313
00:11:07,423 --> 00:11:08,961
And think of the lovers
out there, Mom.
314
00:11:09,046 --> 00:11:10,916
Their poor money getting
all cold.
315
00:11:11,001 --> 00:11:13,604
It's fine. We'll get
to our valentines eventually.
316
00:11:13,689 --> 00:11:15,127
- This is worth it, right?
- Right.
317
00:11:15,212 --> 00:11:17,713
- And our valentines are gonna be so good.
- So good.
318
00:11:17,798 --> 00:11:20,135
Guys, Hugo's still
sitting by himself,
319
00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:22,481
but unlike me, he's not
carrying it off super well.
320
00:11:22,565 --> 00:11:24,150
Hmm.
So, Hugo,
321
00:11:24,235 --> 00:11:25,916
we're still
waiting for your date?
322
00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:27,939
I don't understand it.
My mother told her
323
00:11:28,024 --> 00:11:29,917
that punctuality is
my biggest turn-on.
324
00:11:30,002 --> 00:11:32,362
Then she's definitely
on her way.
325
00:11:32,447 --> 00:11:33,299
I'll keep texting.
326
00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:35,791
Bob, not to be ticky-tacky,
but I've noticed that
327
00:11:35,893 --> 00:11:37,386
you're slightly over capacity,
328
00:11:37,471 --> 00:11:39,440
light levels are below
OSHA standards,
329
00:11:39,525 --> 00:11:42,432
and you have candles without
an open-flame permit.
330
00:11:42,588 --> 00:11:45,659
Uh, yeah, but those are kind of
small things that are fine.
331
00:11:45,744 --> 00:11:47,753
- There's a boy in a diaper.
- True.
332
00:11:47,838 --> 00:11:49,159
At least I'm wearing the diaper.
333
00:11:49,244 --> 00:11:51,089
On some Cupids
the diaper wears them.
334
00:11:51,174 --> 00:11:52,668
I'd hate to have to call
my good friends
335
00:11:52,752 --> 00:11:55,550
at the fire department,
but if I have nothing else
336
00:11:55,635 --> 00:11:57,495
to do on Valentine's Day...
337
00:11:57,580 --> 00:12:00,058
Easy, Hugo, you're date's
gonna be here any second.
338
00:12:00,143 --> 00:12:01,651
Yeah, traffic.
339
00:12:01,736 --> 00:12:03,416
Please, please come,
Hugo's date.
340
00:12:03,580 --> 00:12:06,180
- I mean, you'll regret it, but please come.
- What was that, Bob?
341
00:12:06,306 --> 00:12:07,747
- Nothing.
- I hate you.
342
00:12:07,938 --> 00:12:09,620
So I finally got
my head unstuck,
343
00:12:09,705 --> 00:12:11,580
and that was
my worst Valentine's Day.
344
00:12:11,705 --> 00:12:12,753
Anyway, someone else?
345
00:12:12,838 --> 00:12:14,753
Or not. You know,
how about some music?
346
00:12:14,838 --> 00:12:16,769
I'm just gonna pick
a playlist at random.
347
00:12:16,854 --> 00:12:19,573
Not that one, not that one.
Ooh, "Ultimate Snog Jams."
348
00:12:19,658 --> 00:12:21,566
Don't even know what that is.
349
00:12:21,650 --> 00:12:24,073
Huh, well, sure feels good
not to be looking
350
00:12:24,158 --> 00:12:25,308
for some lips to land on
351
00:12:25,393 --> 00:12:26,465
just 'cause of what day it is.
352
00:12:26,549 --> 00:12:28,721
- Is it really bright in here?
- Not really.
353
00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:29,968
Yeah, I'm gonna lower
the lights.
354
00:12:30,052 --> 00:12:32,284
Okay, hey, Tammy, a word?
355
00:12:32,369 --> 00:12:34,331
I hope I'm wrong,
but I think some romance is
356
00:12:34,416 --> 00:12:35,283
creeping into this party.
357
00:12:35,368 --> 00:12:37,073
I don't know what
you're talking about, Tina.
358
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,345
Just remember our oath and watch
each other's backs.
359
00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:42,306
Anti-Val pals. Wow, that's a lot
of lip balm you're putting on.
360
00:12:42,391 --> 00:12:43,540
Oh, is it?
361
00:12:44,165 --> 00:12:46,399
Still no reply.
And that was my last text
362
00:12:46,484 --> 00:12:48,079
under my limited texting plan.
363
00:12:48,164 --> 00:12:49,683
She's really not gonna show up,
is she?
364
00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:51,310
I mean, he did send
a selfie of him
365
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:52,384
pointing at his watch.
366
00:12:52,477 --> 00:12:54,051
Ah, she's not coming.
367
00:12:54,146 --> 00:12:57,046
I'm alone on Valentine's Day
surrounded by happy couples.
368
00:12:57,149 --> 00:12:58,933
Most of 'em aren't that happy.
369
00:12:59,017 --> 00:13:00,234
And they're not all couples.
370
00:13:00,319 --> 00:13:02,162
Some of us are single
and sensational.
371
00:13:02,247 --> 00:13:04,659
I think the only possible way
I'm gonna feel better
372
00:13:04,744 --> 00:13:06,774
is to have the fire department
shut you down.
373
00:13:06,859 --> 00:13:09,151
- Come on, Hugo.
- Wait, let me rethink this.
374
00:13:09,236 --> 00:13:11,276
- Yeah?
- Nope, still makes me feel better.
375
00:13:11,361 --> 00:13:13,615
- What do we do?
- Gene, how quick can you get in a dress?
376
00:13:13,699 --> 00:13:15,643
You know my record is
3.5 seconds.
377
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,190
We got to stall him somehow.
378
00:13:17,275 --> 00:13:18,644
Does anyone know the number
379
00:13:18,745 --> 00:13:20,369
for the head
of fire code enforcement?
380
00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:21,648
Oh, that's right, I do.
381
00:13:21,733 --> 00:13:24,360
Uh, Hugo, your date's here.
She's been here.
382
00:13:24,445 --> 00:13:26,469
She's in the employee bathroom.
383
00:13:26,554 --> 00:13:29,089
Yeah. She saw you
on your way in.
384
00:13:29,173 --> 00:13:31,598
She thinks you're handsome,
but she's so nervous
385
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:34,031
that she's had
a bathroom emergency.
386
00:13:34,211 --> 00:13:36,429
And she's gorgeous.
She has, like, a hundred teeth.
387
00:13:36,513 --> 00:13:39,054
And we didn't tell you this
before because...
388
00:13:39,140 --> 00:13:41,734
Because she didn't want us to.
She's embarrassed.
389
00:13:41,826 --> 00:13:43,922
But why are you being
so loyal to her?
390
00:13:44,017 --> 00:13:45,100
We're your best friends.
391
00:13:45,185 --> 00:13:47,979
- Yep, best friends.
- So, in a way,
392
00:13:48,064 --> 00:13:50,258
your date's going really well.
393
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,601
Great, I'll call Mother
and update her.
394
00:13:52,734 --> 00:13:55,578
The old "your date's
in the stall" stall. Love it.
395
00:13:58,490 --> 00:14:00,836
So, my date's
in the employee bathroom.
396
00:14:00,921 --> 00:14:03,266
I knew there was a simple,
really good explanation.
397
00:14:03,351 --> 00:14:04,631
I don't know about really good.
398
00:14:04,716 --> 00:14:07,048
Bup-bup-bup.
Yeah, just an upset stomach.
399
00:14:07,133 --> 00:14:08,798
Happens all the time
on Valentine's.
400
00:14:08,883 --> 00:14:10,376
They call it Cupid's revenge.
401
00:14:10,461 --> 00:14:12,259
- That's offensive.
- Poor thing.
402
00:14:12,344 --> 00:14:13,892
I can't
believe Hugo's buying this.
403
00:14:13,976 --> 00:14:15,717
I can, he's like
everyone else in here.
404
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:17,896
He's desperate
for a perfect Valentine's.
405
00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:19,480
It's flattering in a way.
406
00:14:19,618 --> 00:14:21,093
I gave a girl diarrhea.
407
00:14:21,233 --> 00:14:22,469
You charmer.
408
00:14:22,554 --> 00:14:23,695
Got to stay cool.
409
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,407
I'm steering clear of romance
this Valentine's.
410
00:14:25,491 --> 00:14:27,087
Oh, probably should have
taken off my glasses
411
00:14:27,171 --> 00:14:28,430
before splashing myself.
412
00:14:28,515 --> 00:14:30,390
Mmm...
413
00:14:30,743 --> 00:14:33,147
Tammy, no!
Take a breath. Take a step back.
414
00:14:33,232 --> 00:14:35,475
Whew, that was a close one.
Anti-Val pals.
415
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,290
Hearts are farts?
416
00:14:37,374 --> 00:14:40,349
Hearts aren't farts, Tina.
Hearts were never farts.
417
00:14:40,544 --> 00:14:43,389
- What are you saying?
- I'm saying trying not to be romantic
418
00:14:43,474 --> 00:14:45,685
is really romantic.
This is the party now.
419
00:14:45,825 --> 00:14:47,764
You mean anti-Anti-Valentine's?
420
00:14:47,849 --> 00:14:50,044
Now, we're gonna go in the
closet for six minutes and kiss.
421
00:14:50,128 --> 00:14:51,512
Jocelyn, are you hearing this?
422
00:14:51,663 --> 00:14:53,347
- Jocelyn!
- What?
423
00:14:53,563 --> 00:14:56,380
♪ She's in the can,but she loves her man. ♪
424
00:14:56,489 --> 00:14:58,678
- Wonderful. Wonderful.
- It really is.
425
00:14:58,919 --> 00:15:00,631
So, by yourself tonight, sailor?
426
00:15:00,716 --> 00:15:03,756
- Not by myself. With myself.
- Good for you.
427
00:15:03,841 --> 00:15:06,428
So glad I'm not that sad, lonely person.
428
00:15:06,513 --> 00:15:08,947
So this is Urge, huh?
More like Purge.
429
00:15:09,031 --> 00:15:10,295
Ha. Rhymes.
430
00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:11,998
Get lost, Jimmy, we're busy.
431
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:14,358
Yeah, I really don't have time
to be insulted right now
432
00:15:14,443 --> 00:15:16,748
because of all the customers
we have.
433
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,032
Yeah, you got 'em
packed in like sardines.
434
00:15:19,116 --> 00:15:20,983
They look a little drunk
and bloated.
435
00:15:21,068 --> 00:15:22,404
You know what, not bad.
436
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,029
Guess I rubbed off
on you a little bit.
437
00:15:24,114 --> 00:15:25,546
- I'm proud of you, Bob.
- What?
438
00:15:25,631 --> 00:15:28,115
- Happy Valentine's Day, pal.
- Really proud.
439
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,248
He's proud of you.
What's that feel like?
440
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,530
- I don't want you to be proud of me, Jimmy.
- Too late.
441
00:15:32,614 --> 00:15:34,357
- I don't accept it.
- You love it.
442
00:15:34,521 --> 00:15:37,307
♪ ♪
443
00:15:41,712 --> 00:15:43,096
Where is everybody?
444
00:15:43,181 --> 00:15:44,933
I don't know.
Are they all in the closet?
445
00:15:45,017 --> 00:15:46,717
Ugh! Damn Valentine's Day!
446
00:15:46,802 --> 00:15:47,952
Look at me,
whatever your name is.
447
00:15:48,036 --> 00:15:49,912
Austin. I know Tammy from camp.
448
00:15:49,997 --> 00:15:51,850
I'm Tina.
Austin, we have a problem.
449
00:15:51,935 --> 00:15:54,162
But listen, just because we're
the only ones not kissing
450
00:15:54,247 --> 00:15:55,343
doesn't mean we're gonna kiss,
451
00:15:55,427 --> 00:15:56,910
even though it's really
in the air.
452
00:15:56,995 --> 00:15:59,216
- So what do we do?
- Drown out this music somehow.
453
00:15:59,318 --> 00:16:01,014
Uh, I know, we'll sing
454
00:16:01,099 --> 00:16:03,162
the-the most unromantic song
we can think of.
455
00:16:03,247 --> 00:16:05,132
- Do you know any songs about barf?
- I mean, no.
456
00:16:05,216 --> 00:16:07,733
- I'll just make one up.
- ♪ Barf, barf, barf ♪
457
00:16:07,818 --> 00:16:09,310
♪ Funky, chunky barf ♪
458
00:16:09,395 --> 00:16:11,244
- ♪ Funky, chunky barf ♪
- ♪ It's in my hair ♪
459
00:16:11,652 --> 00:16:16,589
- ♪ And everywhere, and I don't care. ♪
- ♪ And everywhere, and I don't care. ♪
460
00:16:16,673 --> 00:16:18,428
Aah! Run, Austin, run!
461
00:16:18,513 --> 00:16:20,131
We got to get out of here.
Aah!
462
00:16:20,216 --> 00:16:23,513
- How many closets does this place have?
- I know. So much storage.
463
00:16:24,232 --> 00:16:25,939
Okay, we seated
four new tables.
464
00:16:26,132 --> 00:16:28,364
- Whew, I'm kind of beat.
- Me, too.
465
00:16:28,450 --> 00:16:30,412
Teddy, you, uh, you saw
your check there, right?
466
00:16:30,497 --> 00:16:32,568
Oh, right, let me, uh... Aah!
467
00:16:32,653 --> 00:16:34,373
Yeah, it's a little
higher tonight.
468
00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:36,646
It's fine. What else am I gonna
blow my money on?
469
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,818
Rent? Heart medicine?
470
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,499
So, as long as we can
keep stalling Hugo,
471
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:41,873
I guess we keep going.
472
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,601
And it's fine that we're lying
and he's gonna
473
00:16:43,685 --> 00:16:45,358
- find out at some point, right?
- Sure.
474
00:16:45,443 --> 00:16:47,967
And it's fine that Jimmy Pesto
is proud of me.
475
00:16:48,052 --> 00:16:50,678
And, hey, if there's no wine
left for our valentines,
476
00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:52,193
or if we don't get to 'em
at all,
477
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:53,800
there's always next year, right?
478
00:16:53,885 --> 00:16:55,599
The important thing is,
we were gonna do 'em.
479
00:16:55,683 --> 00:16:56,608
- Right.
- Right.
480
00:16:56,693 --> 00:16:58,130
Because this was
worth it.
481
00:16:58,271 --> 00:16:59,678
So worth it.
482
00:16:59,763 --> 00:17:01,044
Hell yeah, it was worth it.
483
00:17:01,152 --> 00:17:03,530
Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy, what's
with all the standing up stuff?
484
00:17:03,614 --> 00:17:05,349
It's been a while.
I just want to make sure
485
00:17:05,434 --> 00:17:06,389
Cheryl's doing okay.
486
00:17:06,474 --> 00:17:07,655
No, no, no, no, girls hate it
487
00:17:07,757 --> 00:17:08,936
when you make sure
they're doing okay.
488
00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:10,925
- He's on the move.
- Hugo, wait, wait.
489
00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:12,615
- No, no, no, no. Hugo.
- Trip him. Stab him.
490
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,264
Cheryl, it's Hugo.
Are you all right?
491
00:17:15,349 --> 00:17:17,467
She's shy.
Give her some room.
492
00:17:17,552 --> 00:17:19,928
You're right, you're right.
Clingy me. I'll go back.
493
00:17:20,013 --> 00:17:21,804
Someone's in the other bathroom
and I can't make it upstairs
494
00:17:21,888 --> 00:17:23,294
so I need to get in there now.
495
00:17:23,379 --> 00:17:24,443
But my date is in there.
496
00:17:24,528 --> 00:17:27,568
And you are wearing a diaper,
Gene, so why don't you...
497
00:17:27,653 --> 00:17:29,014
- Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Wha...
498
00:17:29,098 --> 00:17:32,107
Oh, my God, she flushed herself
down the toilet!
499
00:17:35,341 --> 00:17:37,477
I say we wait till Gene leaves,
then check all the nooks
500
00:17:37,561 --> 00:17:38,889
and crannies in there.
Who's with me?
501
00:17:38,973 --> 00:17:40,726
She was never here, was she?
502
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:43,693
- She was... in our hearts?
- Yeah, she was.
503
00:17:43,778 --> 00:17:46,461
- Bob, Linda...
- You're actually okay
504
00:17:46,546 --> 00:17:48,614
and you're just gonna go home
and take a nice bath?
505
00:17:48,699 --> 00:17:50,105
Shut it down.
506
00:17:50,271 --> 00:17:51,701
- No!
- That's another way to go.
507
00:17:51,786 --> 00:17:53,982
I'm so sorry. The astronauts
were in the capsule,
508
00:17:54,138 --> 00:17:56,310
and there was no way
to stop the countdown.
509
00:17:57,833 --> 00:17:59,772
- I think we should stop now.
- Phew.
510
00:17:59,857 --> 00:18:02,164
- It's over, Austin from camp.
- We made it out.
511
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,304
Without making out.
Should we hug? Probably not.
512
00:18:04,389 --> 00:18:06,359
Right? Right. But, hey,
let's remember the time
513
00:18:06,444 --> 00:18:08,539
we kicked Valentine's Day
in its heart-shaped butt.
514
00:18:08,624 --> 00:18:09,625
Okay. See you.
515
00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:12,023
Oh, a
text on the emergency phone.
516
00:18:12,108 --> 00:18:14,277
"Hi, Tina.
Happy Valentine's Day."
517
00:18:14,362 --> 00:18:15,664
Heart emoji.
518
00:18:15,748 --> 00:18:16,936
Aw.
519
00:18:17,021 --> 00:18:19,054
Uh, hope you have
the emergency phone
520
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:20,866
instead of your dad,
like that one time.
521
00:18:20,961 --> 00:18:22,471
Damn, I love Valentine's Day.
522
00:18:22,555 --> 00:18:24,806
Did you just say
you love Valentine's Day?
523
00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:26,779
Nope. See you.
Texting back.
524
00:18:26,864 --> 00:18:29,144
Heart emoji, kiss emoji,
wink emoji.
525
00:18:29,228 --> 00:18:30,594
Whoops, not vomit emoji.
526
00:18:30,688 --> 00:18:32,272
Uh, announcement.
527
00:18:32,356 --> 00:18:35,765
Urge is closing a little early
tonight, like now.
528
00:18:35,850 --> 00:18:36,818
What?
529
00:18:36,902 --> 00:18:38,836
Sorry, people who just got here.
530
00:18:38,921 --> 00:18:40,655
Excuse me, I need
to blow out that candle.
531
00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:42,311
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me.
532
00:18:42,445 --> 00:18:43,445
What's going on?
533
00:18:43,529 --> 00:18:45,721
We came so close to success,
I smelled it.
534
00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:47,890
It smelled weird.
Good weird.
535
00:18:48,059 --> 00:18:51,186
To be honest, we were
kind of winging it tonight.
536
00:18:51,270 --> 00:18:52,536
We're really a burger place.
537
00:18:52,621 --> 00:18:54,523
It-It's not fancy,
but it's fine.
538
00:18:54,607 --> 00:18:56,810
- My son is usually dressed.
- Am I, though?
539
00:18:56,895 --> 00:18:58,397
You know, it's a pretty
good deal, too.
540
00:18:58,481 --> 00:18:59,880
This version's kind of
a rip-off.
541
00:18:59,965 --> 00:19:02,561
Not a rip-off. I mean, we did
charge a lot more,
542
00:19:02,646 --> 00:19:04,366
but we-we threw in
candles and stuff.
543
00:19:04,451 --> 00:19:07,203
Yeah, but listen, people,
maybe all that junk
544
00:19:07,288 --> 00:19:08,977
just adds to the pressure
that everything's
545
00:19:09,062 --> 00:19:10,947
got to be perfect
on this one night.
546
00:19:11,031 --> 00:19:13,490
Valentine's can just be
with the one you love,
547
00:19:13,575 --> 00:19:14,782
and it doesn't matter where.
548
00:19:14,935 --> 00:19:16,837
This is probably more than
we need to hear right now.
549
00:19:16,921 --> 00:19:19,490
It's true. Our Valentine's
was just gonna be
550
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:22,553
us writing down the ten things
we love about each other.
551
00:19:22,638 --> 00:19:25,587
Like I love that Linda
sacrificed her night for this.
552
00:19:25,671 --> 00:19:26,929
Not as much for the money,
553
00:19:27,014 --> 00:19:29,803
but so you guys would have
somewhere to go.
554
00:19:29,888 --> 00:19:32,679
I mean, money's good, and I love
that Bob's a dreamer
555
00:19:32,764 --> 00:19:34,926
who just wanted a fancy
restaurant for one night.
556
00:19:35,011 --> 00:19:37,695
- And I love...
- Oh, my God, are you really doing ten of these?
557
00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:38,842
No, ten's crazy.
558
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,273
I don't know what
we were thinking.
559
00:19:40,357 --> 00:19:42,979
- Maybe a couple more?
- I love that Linda says "vroom vroom"
560
00:19:43,063 --> 00:19:44,573
when she turns on
the coffee maker.
561
00:19:44,657 --> 00:19:46,124
Oh, I had that one on my list.
562
00:19:46,209 --> 00:19:48,819
I love that Bob's mustache
flutters when he sneezes.
563
00:19:48,903 --> 00:19:50,728
I guess Mom and Dad are
doing their valentines.
564
00:19:50,812 --> 00:19:52,529
Out loud and in front
of strangers.
565
00:19:52,623 --> 00:19:55,291
Those romantic sons of bitches.
Play something nice.
566
00:19:55,376 --> 00:19:56,867
- Baby-making music?
- You know it.
567
00:19:56,961 --> 00:19:58,169
Hugo?
568
00:19:58,277 --> 00:20:00,712
You look exactly like
your mother described you.
569
00:20:00,797 --> 00:20:02,700
Cheryl? You're here.
What happened?
570
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,674
Sorry I'm so late. I
went to the wrong Urge.
571
00:20:04,940 --> 00:20:05,542
Really?
572
00:20:05,636 --> 00:20:07,388
Yeah. There's one in
Bog Harbor.
573
00:20:07,502 --> 00:20:10,196
It's more of a sex toy shop
with a theater in the back.
574
00:20:10,281 --> 00:20:11,800
Oh. Did you see all my texts?
575
00:20:11,884 --> 00:20:13,977
Well, you turn off your phone
when you're in the theater.
576
00:20:14,061 --> 00:20:15,461
I'm kidding.
My battery died.
577
00:20:15,546 --> 00:20:16,721
You're delightful.
578
00:20:16,856 --> 00:20:18,718
Bob, re-Urge the place, pronto.
579
00:20:18,803 --> 00:20:20,649
Yeah, we're back in business,
baby.
580
00:20:20,849 --> 00:20:23,659
Honestly, I kind of just want
to be our old restaurant again.
581
00:20:23,843 --> 00:20:25,484
Tell you what,
h-how about a burger?
582
00:20:25,569 --> 00:20:26,492
I'd love a burger.
583
00:20:26,577 --> 00:20:27,887
They're delicious.
And afterwards,
584
00:20:27,971 --> 00:20:29,414
you still got
a little money left.
585
00:20:29,499 --> 00:20:31,490
You can buy heart medicine
and not die.
586
00:20:31,575 --> 00:20:33,126
I'd have a burger.
Do you want a burger?
587
00:20:33,210 --> 00:20:34,603
I could go for a burger, yeah.
588
00:20:34,688 --> 00:20:37,115
Valentine's burgers, all right.
Anyone else?
589
00:20:37,210 --> 00:20:40,036
- Bob, can you leave a candle on one table?
- Sure.
590
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:42,004
We're doing this again
next year, right?
591
00:20:42,196 --> 00:20:43,706
- Eh...
- Eh... we'll see.
592
00:20:43,791 --> 00:20:44,920
Or you know what's coming up?
593
00:20:45,004 --> 00:20:47,075
Presidents' Day.
Some paper flags.
594
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,506
This guy as a little Lincoln.
595
00:20:48,591 --> 00:20:50,304
Same outfit,
just add hat and beard.
596
00:20:50,389 --> 00:20:52,490
- I'd eat there.
- Oh, I got to grind some meat.
597
00:20:52,575 --> 00:20:53,568
"What's happening?"
598
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:54,873
We're doing burgers, Chuck.
599
00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:56,343
"Wait, what?"
Oh, sorry, I...
600
00:20:56,469 --> 00:20:59,029
"Just kidding, I'm into it.
601
00:20:59,138 --> 00:21:00,848
Grind me, Bob. Do it!"
602
00:21:00,933 --> 00:21:05,027
♪ It's okay, we're justchildren watching you ♪
603
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:09,825
♪ It's okay, we're just childrenwatching you ♪
604
00:21:09,909 --> 00:21:13,018
♪ Just pretendthat we're not here ♪
605
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:16,198
♪ As you gropeeach other's rears ♪
606
00:21:16,282 --> 00:21:19,116
♪ Just pretendyou're not with us ♪
607
00:21:19,210 --> 00:21:22,579
♪ Do your hanky-pankybusiness ♪
608
00:21:22,663 --> 00:21:24,873
- ♪ It's okay ♪
- ♪ It's okay ♪
609
00:21:24,957 --> 00:21:27,958
♪ We're just children
watching you ♪ - ♪ La, la, la ♪
610
00:21:28,052 --> 00:21:29,793
- ♪ It's okay ♪
- ♪ It's okay ♪
611
00:21:29,887 --> 00:21:33,797
♪ We're just childrenwatching you. ♪
612
00:21:33,891 --> 00:21:35,017
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613
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