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?�?�?
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He�had�his�fucking
cell�phone�in�his�hand
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against�the�pottery
while�we�were�giving�it�to�them.
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00:00:11,129 --> 00:00:12,255
I�just�wanna�make�a�great�show.
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00:00:12,297 --> 00:00:13,882
And�if�we�include�you�talking
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00:00:13,965 --> 00:00:15,300
about�these�wounds
of�frustration
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between�you�and�Asher,
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then�people�are�gonna
connect�with�you
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and�they're�gonna�think
you're�being�honest.
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[Abshir]
Stop�discussing�curses.
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If�you�put�an�idea�in�your�head,
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it�can�become�very�real.
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-[giggling]
-[teacher]�Girls.
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You're�always�complaining�about
the�gaming�board?
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[man]�You�should�be�proud�of
yourself,�Asher.
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[beeping]
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[automated�voice]
$50.�Max�bet.
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This�is�your�chance�to�do
something�about�it.
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We're�not�gonna�be�able
to�do�the�story,
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unless�I�have
the�security�footage.
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[Asher] � I--I�know�the�exact
folder�I�put�it�in.
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I�will�get�it�for�you.
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What�the�hell�do�you
and�Cara�text�about?
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-[Dougie]�You�can�see.
-What's�this?
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[Dougie]�That's�some�racist
statue�that�she�sent�me,
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some�miniature
golf�course�in�Albuquerque.
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Wait�till�you�see�this�show.
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Your�art�looks
so�good�in�our�home.
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Did�you�guys�talk�about
that�release?
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'Cause�apparently�we�need�like
an�official�signature�before
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we�can�use�your�artwork
in�the�show.
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Yeah,�yeah.�I�need�do�that.
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No�rush.�Like, � kind�of � a�rush,
but�not,�not�a�big�rush.
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[chuckles]
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Maybe�corporate�comedy�class
would�be�interesting�for�you,
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just�so�you�could
feel�more�confident.
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[muttering]
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[gym�teacher]
Use�your�legs,�pull.
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-[giggling]
-Use�your�arms.
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Step,�step,�step.
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Pull,�pull,�pull.
You're�almost�there.
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Good,�good.
Way�to�go,�Max.
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Good�job.�Good�job.
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Next.
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[girl]
You�got�this,�Josie.
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[gym�teacher]�Use�your�legs,
pull.�Use�your�arms.
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Keep�stepping.
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[girl]�You�got�it,�Josie.
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Good�job,�Josie.�Good�job.
50
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Use�your�legs.�Pull,�pull.
You're�doing�good.
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Good�job.�Awesome.�Awesome.
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Use�your�legs,�pull.
Use�your�arms.
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Keep�pulling.�Keep�pulling.
Use�your�legs.
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Pull�it.�Pull�it.
Pull,�pull,�pull.
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[whispers]�Fall.
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[gym�teacher]�Keep�stepping.
Keep�stepping�and�pulling.
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Way�to�go.�Way�to�go.
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Keep�climbing.
Keep--�good,�good,�good.
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Touch�the�yellow.
Touch�the�yellow.
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[whispers]�Fall.
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[gym�teacher]�Great.
Now,�come�back�down�slow.
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Slow�it�down.�Good�job.
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Nala,�you're�up.
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Keep�going,�Nala.
You're�doing�good.
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[grunting]
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Keep�trying.�Keep�trying.
One�hand�over�the�other.
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Use�your�feet.�Keep�pulling.
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Keep�pulling.�Pull�it.�Pull�it.
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[grunts]
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[gym�teacher]
Keep�trying.�Keep�trying.
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All�right,�Nala,
maybe�next�time.
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You�can't�hog�the�rope�all�day.
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Next.
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Good�job,�Nala.
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So�that's�how�it's�gonna�be.
Well,�I�tried.
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[gym�teacher]�Okay,�Jasper.�Keep
going.�Keep�going.�Good.
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Um,�she's�bullying�me.
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Is�it�hurting�you?
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If�anybody�says
anything�negative�about�you,
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as�long�as�you
believe�in�yourself,
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no�bullying�is�gonna
get--get�to�you�unless
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they�get�very�physical�with�you.
83
00:04:01,901 --> 00:04:04,112
But�I'm�glad�you�came
and�told�me�about�this.
84
00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:06,197
But�be�positive
in�all�your�actions.
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Believe�in�yourself,
that's�the�main�thing.
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Can�I�use�the�bathroom?
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Oh,�sure.�Go.
88
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?�eerie�music�?
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[GPS�voice] � Head�southeast
on�Reservoir�Street.
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Your�destination
is�on�the�left.
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?�?�?
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Okay.
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Sean.
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Sean.�Sean.�Sean!
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I�called�your�name
four�times,�man.
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What�the�fuck�is�wrong�with�you?
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You�gotta�answer�me
when�I'm�talking�to�you.
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[beeping]
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[Whitney]�Oh.
100
00:06:00,478 --> 00:06:01,812
You�got�a�bungee�or�something?
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This�is�fine.�This�is�good.
102
00:06:03,314 --> 00:06:05,066
It'll�work.�This�will�work.
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[grunts]�Okay.�There�we�go.
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Thank�you.
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Shit.
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? � I'm�giving�it�my�all � ?
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00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:48,401
?�But�I'm�not�the�girl
you're�taking�home�?
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00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:54,282
?�Ooh.�I�keep�dancing
on�my�own�?
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?�I�keep�dancing�on�my�own � ?
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? � I'm�in�the...�?
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[beeping]
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[grunting]
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[chuckles]
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Hello?
115
00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:53,174
-I'm�calling�the�police.
-It's�me,�it's�me.�[laughs]
116
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I�see�you've�met�my�friend.
[chuckles]
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?�?�?
118
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It's�from�the�mini-golf�course,
119
00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:04,018
but�not�anymore.
Now,�it's�yours.
120
00:08:05,770 --> 00:08:07,980
Okay.�Thank�you.
121
00:08:08,064 --> 00:08:10,232
I�think�your�friend
is�a�little�cold.
122
00:08:10,274 --> 00:08:12,526
Should�we�bring�him
inside?�[chuckles]
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00:08:12,568 --> 00:08:15,404
-Sure.
-[chuckles]�Okay.
124
00:08:15,488 --> 00:08:17,573
Do�you�want�help?
Is�it--�I�mean...
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No.�I'm�okay.
126
00:08:20,242 --> 00:08:26,290
So�Dougie�showed�me�the�photo
and�it�was�disgusting.
127
00:08:26,332 --> 00:08:28,334
And�I�had�to�do�something,
128
00:08:28,376 --> 00:08:30,878
so�I�offered�the�owner
to�take�it�off�his�hands.
129
00:08:31,128 --> 00:08:32,254
You�paid�him�for�it?
130
00:08:32,338 --> 00:08:34,507
Oh,�my�God,
I�didn't�want�this�thing�there.
131
00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:37,509
It's�like�a�place�for�children.
It's�so�offensive.
132
00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:39,512
It�was�around�all
these�dinosaurs�and�it's�like,
133
00:08:39,595 --> 00:08:42,389
I�didn't�want�that,
so�it's�gone�now,
134
00:08:42,473 --> 00:08:46,060
and�it�is�my�gift�to�you
and�you�can�use�it
135
00:08:46,102 --> 00:08:49,563
in�your�art
and�re-contextualize�it.
136
00:08:50,064 --> 00:08:52,274
Maybe�I�can�just
sign�it�right�now
137
00:08:52,358 --> 00:08:55,861
and�you�can�buy�it.
How�about�that?
138
00:08:56,112 --> 00:08:59,156
[chuckles]�I�mean...
139
00:08:59,532 --> 00:09:03,452
an�original�Cara�Durand�piece
in�my�home�would�be�fine,
140
00:09:03,536 --> 00:09:06,288
but,�you�know,�obviously
if�we�wanna�show�it�on�the�show,
141
00:09:06,330 --> 00:09:08,999
I'm�gonna�have
to�have�you�sign�a�release,
142
00:09:09,041 --> 00:09:11,502
and�we�all�know�that's
not�a�quick�process.
143
00:09:11,544 --> 00:09:12,962
Yeah.�I--I'm�sorry,�I...
144
00:09:13,003 --> 00:09:15,256
I'm�kidding.�I'm�completely
kidding.�I�actually--
145
00:09:15,297 --> 00:09:17,967
I--I�printed�out
the�release�for�you
146
00:09:18,050 --> 00:09:20,469
just,�because�I�know�email�is
so�annoying�and,�you�know,
147
00:09:20,553 --> 00:09:22,263
it�like,�always
gets�lost�and�I'm--
148
00:09:22,346 --> 00:09:23,639
I�never�pay�attention�to�it.
149
00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:27,768
And,�um,�I�will--�Oh,�here.
Here,�I'll�get�a�pen.
150
00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:35,109
Okay.�Here�you�are.
151
00:09:50,916 --> 00:09:52,626
Is�everything�okay?
152
00:09:54,128 --> 00:09:57,965
I�don't�think
that�I�can�sign�this�right�now.
153
00:09:59,341 --> 00:10:01,510
I�don't�understand.
154
00:10:01,594 --> 00:10:03,596
What�do�you�mean?
155
00:10:04,555 --> 00:10:06,474
I'm--I'm�sorry.
156
00:10:07,766 --> 00:10:11,061
No.�But�you,�you�said�that�it
was--it�was�fine
157
00:10:11,103 --> 00:10:14,940
if�it�was�only
in�our�house--only�our�home.
158
00:10:15,232 --> 00:10:17,109
What's--what's�going�on?
159
00:10:18,194 --> 00:10:19,487
Your�art�is�all�over�the�show,
160
00:10:19,528 --> 00:10:22,281
so�it's�like�it�would�be�really
hard�to�cut�around�it.
161
00:10:22,323 --> 00:10:24,992
And--and
Dougie�says�it's�impossible,
162
00:10:25,034 --> 00:10:28,746
but,�of�course�I'll�do�what
I�need�to�do,�of�course.
163
00:10:28,787 --> 00:10:31,415
I'm�just--�I--I�think
I'm�just�confused
164
00:10:31,457 --> 00:10:32,666
'cause�we're�friends,
165
00:10:32,708 --> 00:10:37,588
so�why�wouldn't�you�want�your
artwork�in�the�show?
166
00:10:38,881 --> 00:10:41,717
I�love�that�you�have�my�art.
It's--
167
00:10:42,259 --> 00:10:44,887
it's�just--�it's�gonna�be
a�whole�thing,
168
00:10:45,804 --> 00:10:50,142
you�know,�considering
what�your�parents�do,
169
00:10:50,226 --> 00:10:54,271
and�I'm�also�being�told
about,�like,
170
00:10:54,313 --> 00:10:56,649
where�I�should�be
showing�my�art
171
00:10:56,732 --> 00:10:58,484
and�then�where
it�should�be�seen.
172
00:10:58,526 --> 00:11:01,695
And�it's�just,�I�don't�know�if
173
00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:05,366
I�want�my�art�in�the�show
174
00:11:05,407 --> 00:11:07,034
at�this�point.
175
00:11:10,246 --> 00:11:12,873
So�what�my--�what�my�parents�do?
176
00:11:15,292 --> 00:11:19,255
Well,�they�take�advantage
of�poor�people.
177
00:11:22,424 --> 00:11:27,221
I--I�don't�even�really
see�them�anymore.
178
00:11:27,638 --> 00:11:30,432
And�my�whole�thing,
my�whole�life
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00:11:30,516 --> 00:11:36,522
is�about�doing
everything�that�they�don't�do.
180
00:11:36,605 --> 00:11:41,026
But�you�know�what?
This�is--this�is�good,�actually.
181
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I�needed�to�hear�this.
182
00:11:43,612 --> 00:11:46,407
Nobody
tells�me�the�truth,�honestly.
183
00:11:46,490 --> 00:11:47,700
And�that's�why�we're�friends
184
00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:50,911
because�you're
always�real�with�me.
185
00:11:52,413 --> 00:11:58,711
And�maybe�I�haven't�been�as
real�with�you,�lately.
186
00:11:59,211 --> 00:12:01,505
'Cause�there's�actually�been
a�lot�of�things
187
00:12:01,547 --> 00:12:04,300
going�on�in�my�life
that�you�don't�know�about,
188
00:12:04,383 --> 00:12:07,136
and�that's�not�cool�to�do
189
00:12:08,721 --> 00:12:10,806
as�a�friend,�you�know.
190
00:12:12,308 --> 00:12:14,685
And�I�felt�this�distance
between�us�lately,
191
00:12:14,727 --> 00:12:17,104
and�I--I�know�this�is�why.
192
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,357
So�I'm�insecure�about�myself
193
00:12:20,441 --> 00:12:23,611
and�I'm�not�telling�you�things.
194
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,113
But,�um...
195
00:12:30,075 --> 00:12:32,661
I'm�unhappy�in�my�marriage...
196
00:12:34,830 --> 00:12:37,249
and�I�hide�it�well,�right?
197
00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:40,377
Like,�who�would�even
know�that?
198
00:12:41,712 --> 00:12:43,797
But�I�feel�like�he's
holding�me�back
199
00:12:43,881 --> 00:12:48,385
and�I�just
wanna�be�artistic,
200
00:12:48,427 --> 00:12:49,720
and�philosophical,
201
00:12:49,762 --> 00:12:53,891
and�all�he�cares
about�are�the�financials.
202
00:12:55,559 --> 00:12:57,102
And�it's�so�sad,
203
00:12:58,562 --> 00:13:00,230
because�I�came�here�today
204
00:13:00,314 --> 00:13:03,609
to�ask�you�to�be
a�consultant�for�the�show.
205
00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:07,529
That's�what�I�wanted�to�do.
It�was�gonna�be�so�special.
206
00:13:07,571 --> 00:13:09,698
And,�I�mean...
207
00:13:09,782 --> 00:13:11,867
you�don't�want�even�want
your�art�in�the�show,
208
00:13:11,909 --> 00:13:13,327
so,�like,�what�am�I�thinking?
209
00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:15,913
I�mean,�I'm�so�lost.
210
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,624
I'm�so�off�base.�It's�crazy.
211
00:13:18,666 --> 00:13:22,461
I�just--�I--I�should--
I�should�just�leave.
212
00:13:22,544 --> 00:13:24,672
I�should�leave.
213
00:13:26,924 --> 00:13:31,762
I�didn't�know--I�didn't�know
about�you�and�Asher.
214
00:13:32,805 --> 00:13:33,972
I'm�sorry.
215
00:13:34,056 --> 00:13:36,558
Well,�I�mean,
how�would�you�know�that?
216
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,311
I�haven't�been
telling�you�things.
217
00:13:45,442 --> 00:13:48,946
I�was�so�excited.
It�was�gonna�be�so�special...
218
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:54,868
and�we�have�$15,000�to
$20,000�for�this�job,
219
00:13:54,952 --> 00:13:56,704
and�it's...
220
00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:10,884
So,�what�would--
what�would�this�job�entail?
221
00:14:13,554 --> 00:14:18,934
I�just�really�wanna�get�things
right,�you�know?
222
00:14:19,435 --> 00:14:25,190
And�so�if�I--�if�I�have�a
question�about�Tiwa�or�Tewa,
223
00:14:25,274 --> 00:14:30,320
like�I�still�mix�those�up.
And�I--�you�know,�if�have.
224
00:14:30,863 --> 00:14:35,492
So--�so,�like
a�Native�American�consultant?
225
00:14:36,577 --> 00:14:40,414
Yes.�I�mean,�but�it--
it�really�wouldn't�take
226
00:14:40,497 --> 00:14:42,332
much�of�your�time�at�all.
227
00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:46,670
Would�I--�would�my�name
have�to�be
228
00:14:46,712 --> 00:14:48,380
in�the�credits�of�the�show�or...
229
00:14:48,422 --> 00:14:51,550
I�mean,�if�you�felt�comfortable
with�that,�yeah.
230
00:14:51,884 --> 00:14:57,222
Could�I--�could�we�maybe�do�it
anonymously?
231
00:15:00,142 --> 00:15:02,394
It's�a�pretty�big�network�show,
232
00:15:02,478 --> 00:15:05,564
so,�you�know,�if�they--
233
00:15:05,773 --> 00:15:07,566
if�they�were�paying�you
for�this�role,
234
00:15:07,608 --> 00:15:09,568
I--I�do�think�it�might�be�a
little�bit�weird
235
00:15:09,651 --> 00:15:11,445
if�it�was�anonymous,
you�know,�like,
236
00:15:11,487 --> 00:15:14,865
I�don't�know�if
they�would�want�that.
237
00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:22,831
So�for--�and�this�is
for�$20,000?
238
00:15:22,873 --> 00:15:26,585
I�don't�wanna�force�you�into
anything.�[laughs]
239
00:15:26,668 --> 00:15:28,629
And�it's�just�to�consult.
240
00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:31,465
It's�not�about
my�art�in�the�show?
241
00:15:31,548 --> 00:15:33,467
[stammers]�Yes,�exactly,
just�to�consult.
242
00:15:33,509 --> 00:15:35,385
I�mean,�we�could
rip�this�thing�up�right�now.
243
00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:37,429
I�mean,�you�know,
I'm�just�kidding.
244
00:15:37,513 --> 00:15:40,933
You�can--you�can�take�time
to�think�about�it,�of�course.
245
00:15:41,016 --> 00:15:43,393
But�it's�just�to�consult.
246
00:15:47,397 --> 00:15:49,483
Hmm.�[chuckles]
247
00:15:49,566 --> 00:15:54,822
[chuckles]�Oh,�I'm�so�happy�we
can�talk�like�this.�I...
248
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:58,033
Yeah,�yeah,�me�too.
249
00:15:58,575 --> 00:16:02,287
[laughs]�Do�you�mind�if�I�get
some�water?
250
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,748
-No,�no,�please.
-I'm�thirsty�from�all�of�these.
251
00:16:04,832 --> 00:16:05,833
Get�some�water.
252
00:16:05,916 --> 00:16:10,003
Okay.�I'm�just�gonna�use
one�of�these�mugs.
253
00:16:10,045 --> 00:16:12,005
[tinkling]
254
00:16:30,691 --> 00:16:34,278
I'm�so�ugly�that�on�Halloween
when�I�open�the�door,
255
00:16:34,319 --> 00:16:35,779
kids�give � me � candy.
256
00:16:35,863 --> 00:16:36,947
[laugh]
257
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,073
That's�funny,�right?
258
00:16:38,115 --> 00:16:41,034
Does�anybody�know�what
comedian�said�that?
259
00:16:41,784 --> 00:16:43,203
I'll�give�you�a�clue.
260
00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:45,622
He�gets�no�respect.
261
00:16:46,290 --> 00:16:47,875
Steven�Wright.
262
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,460
Actually,�it�is...
263
00:16:53,088 --> 00:16:55,757
Rodney�Dangerfield,�right?
264
00:16:55,883 --> 00:16:57,926
We�used�to
be�really�close�friends,
265
00:16:58,010 --> 00:17:01,305
but�then�he�stopped�talking
to�me�because�I'm�not�funny.
266
00:17:02,848 --> 00:17:04,433
All�right.�Well,�show�of�hands,
267
00:17:04,474 --> 00:17:07,561
how�many�of�you,�uh,�know
who�Rodney�Dangerfield�is?
268
00:17:08,812 --> 00:17:10,606
All�right.
Well,�he�was�the�master
269
00:17:10,647 --> 00:17:12,107
of�self-deprecating�humor.
270
00:17:12,149 --> 00:17:14,943
And�some�say,�that�is
the�safest�form�of�comedy
271
00:17:14,985 --> 00:17:17,696
because�you're�making�yourself
the�butt�of�the�joke,�right?
272
00:17:17,779 --> 00:17:20,573
I�know�some�of�you�right�now
you're�asking�yourself,
273
00:17:20,657 --> 00:17:25,454
�Jeff,�you�are�an
extremely�handsome�guy
274
00:17:25,536 --> 00:17:27,872
and�you�seem�to�be
pretty�smart,�too.
275
00:17:27,956 --> 00:17:30,751
So�how�is�that�gonna�help�me
with�my�career?
276
00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:34,379
How�is�it�gonna�help�me
if�I'm�pointing�out�my�flaws?�
277
00:17:34,671 --> 00:17:36,048
Well,�the�answer�is,
and�I�know--
278
00:17:36,131 --> 00:17:38,884
I�know�I�keep�going
back�to�emotional�intelligence,
279
00:17:39,051 --> 00:17:41,803
but�it�is�a�form�of
emotional�intelligence.
280
00:17:41,845 --> 00:17:45,807
People�are�drawn�to�those
who�are�self-aware,�right?
281
00:17:45,849 --> 00:17:48,727
And�puts�everybody
at�ease,�right?
282
00:17:48,769 --> 00:17:50,687
So,�Rachael,�you�were,
uh,�saying�something
283
00:17:50,771 --> 00:17:53,023
about,�uh,
mothering,�smothering.
284
00:17:53,065 --> 00:17:54,107
What�were�you�saying?
285
00:17:54,191 --> 00:17:56,151
I�said,�"Mothering,�smothering,
286
00:17:56,234 --> 00:17:57,653
what's�the�difference?"
287
00:17:57,736 --> 00:17:59,154
Okay.
Well,�it's�kind�of�a�pun,�right?
288
00:17:59,196 --> 00:18:01,698
But�you're�also�looking�back
at�yourself�when�you're�saying
289
00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:03,992
that�you're
an�overbearing�mother,�right?
290
00:18:04,034 --> 00:18:06,536
So�what�can�be
the�exaggeration�on�that,
291
00:18:06,578 --> 00:18:08,956
that�we�can�turn�it�into�a�joke?
292
00:18:09,748 --> 00:18:12,250
I'm�not�a�mother,�I'm�a�smother?
293
00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:14,962
That's�close,
but�it's�still�a�pun.
294
00:18:15,003 --> 00:18:18,840
So�let's,�let's�take�a
look�at,�uh,�Rodney�here,�okay?
295
00:18:19,007 --> 00:18:23,303
Are�we�really�to�believe�that
kids�think�he's�so�ugly
296
00:18:23,345 --> 00:18:24,763
that�they�give�him�candy
297
00:18:24,805 --> 00:18:28,684
because�they�think�he's�wearing
a�monster�costume?
298
00:18:28,725 --> 00:18:31,103
No,�no.�And�that's
what�makes�it�funny.
299
00:18:31,186 --> 00:18:34,356
So�what�would�happen�if�you
were�to�smother�your�kid,
300
00:18:34,398 --> 00:18:37,109
like,�like,�way�too�much,�right?
301
00:18:37,192 --> 00:18:40,320
He�would�suffocate�and�die.
302
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,740
So�you�might�say,
303
00:18:43,782 --> 00:18:47,077
uh,�"I'm�really�concerned
with�my�parenting�skills
304
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,204
because�I'm--
I'm�afraid�I�might�be�arrested
305
00:18:49,246 --> 00:18:52,708
-for�first�degree�smothering."
-[laughter]
306
00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:54,710
Okay.
Well,�it's�not�the�best�joke,
307
00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:57,170
but�you�guys�get
the�idea,�right?
308
00:18:57,212 --> 00:18:58,755
Uh,�Asher,�you�were,�uh,
309
00:18:58,839 --> 00:19:00,674
saying�something
about�a�career�change.
310
00:19:00,757 --> 00:19:02,134
How�can�we�make
a�joke�out�of�that?
311
00:19:02,217 --> 00:19:05,137
Uh,�perhaps�maybe,
uh,�you�were�fired
312
00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:06,847
or,�um,�nobody�wants�you?
313
00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:08,557
Well,�I�wasn't�fired.
I�left�myself.
314
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,934
It�was�like�a�contract�job,
so�I�chose�to�leave.
315
00:19:10,976 --> 00:19:13,228
Okay.�Sure,�sure.
But,�but�again,�we're--we're,
316
00:19:13,270 --> 00:19:16,732
uh,�talking�about�exaggeration
here,�right?
317
00:19:16,773 --> 00:19:19,818
So�all�we�really
need�is�just�a�kernel�of�truth.
318
00:19:20,027 --> 00:19:24,197
So,�um,�maybe�the�other�day,
319
00:19:24,281 --> 00:19:26,616
uh,�we�were�talking
and�you�were�telling�me
320
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,785
about�an�insecurity
that�you�have�about�yourself
321
00:19:28,869 --> 00:19:31,788
and�you�thought�it
could�be�the�source�of�humor,
322
00:19:31,830 --> 00:19:34,291
so�why�don't�we,�uh,�try�that?
323
00:19:35,876 --> 00:19:37,252
Um...
324
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,757
I'd,�I'd�rather�not�go�into�it.
325
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,216
Okay.�Well,�are,�are�you�sure?
Because�again,
326
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,677
you�know,�we�all
know�that�for�a�joke�to�work,
327
00:19:45,761 --> 00:19:47,179
um,�we've�got�to�be�able�to
328
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,264
stretch�the�truth�a�little,
right?
329
00:19:49,306 --> 00:19:51,892
We're�not�gonna�take
everything�literally.
330
00:19:52,309 --> 00:19:55,312
Well,�there's�one�thing�I'd
like�to�stretch�a�little�bit.
331
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,730
My�penis.
332
00:19:59,441 --> 00:20:02,152
Okay.�Well,�okay.
That's�a�good�start,
333
00:20:02,194 --> 00:20:05,655
but�let's�try�it�again,
but�this�time,
334
00:20:05,697 --> 00:20:08,742
let's�not�literally�say
the�subject�matter,�right?
335
00:20:08,784 --> 00:20:11,411
Let's�just�hint
at�the�subject�matter.
336
00:20:13,914 --> 00:20:18,460
Well,�there's�one--�well,
there's�one�phrase�I�don't--
337
00:20:19,127 --> 00:20:20,754
no�one�ever�says�to�me,
338
00:20:20,796 --> 00:20:23,006
"Is�that�a�banana
in�your�pocket?"
339
00:20:23,048 --> 00:20:26,676
Um,�because�even�if
I�could�stretch�my�banana,
340
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,804
uh,�no�one�would
think�I�was�happy.
341
00:20:28,845 --> 00:20:33,016
Okay.�Well,�again,
I�think�maybe�not�exactly
342
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:34,351
because�I�mean�the�banana...
343
00:20:34,392 --> 00:20:36,728
Oh,�because�you�can't�stretch
a�banana.�I�see,�I�see.
344
00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:40,148
Does�it�really�matter�how�he
phrases�it?�Can�we�just�move�on?
345
00:20:40,190 --> 00:20:43,193
Well,�I,�you�know,�I--I�would
really�love�for�this�joke
346
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:44,986
to�land�properly�for�Asher.
347
00:20:45,070 --> 00:20:47,239
No,�yeah,�I�understand,
but�I�just,�I�mean,
348
00:20:47,322 --> 00:20:50,075
I'm�asking�myself
why�am�I�paying�to�watch�you
349
00:20:50,158 --> 00:20:53,495
workshop�a�masturbation�joke?
I�just�wanna�move�on.
350
00:20:53,745 --> 00:20:56,289
Okay.�Well,�I�don't�think
that�Asher's�joke
351
00:20:56,331 --> 00:20:59,501
was�to�invoke
masturbation,�right?
352
00:20:59,543 --> 00:21:00,919
I�mean,�Asher,�do�you�wanna�go
353
00:21:00,961 --> 00:21:02,754
and�explain�your�joke
to�everyone?
354
00:21:03,922 --> 00:21:05,590
Uh,�I'd�prefer�not�to.
355
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:08,426
Well,�Asher�told�me�in�private
that�he�has�a�small�penis
356
00:21:08,510 --> 00:21:10,470
and�I�think�that�is�what
the�joke
357
00:21:10,512 --> 00:21:12,097
was�supposed�to�portray.
358
00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:14,182
You�know,�penis�size,�you�know,
359
00:21:14,224 --> 00:21:18,103
that�is�a�classic�form
of�self-deprecation.
360
00:21:18,186 --> 00:21:19,396
[woman]
He�wants�to�move�on.
361
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,356
I�don't�understand�why
you�keep�dwelling�on�it.
362
00:21:21,439 --> 00:21:24,776
Okay.�What�about�even�if
you�rub�the�genie�bottle
363
00:21:24,818 --> 00:21:26,611
really�hard,
you�never�see�the�genie?
364
00:21:26,695 --> 00:21:28,989
Stop,�okay?�Stop.
365
00:21:29,030 --> 00:21:32,993
Uh,�I'm�a�man�and�I�did�not
think�that�joke�was�funny.
366
00:21:33,076 --> 00:21:35,912
And�I�work�with�victims
of�sexual�assault
367
00:21:35,996 --> 00:21:39,166
and�I�can�guarantee�you
that�joke�would�not�land.
368
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:44,379
Let's--�all�right.
This�is�a�learning�opportunity.
369
00:21:44,462 --> 00:21:47,215
Asher�told�a�joke
that�offended�everyone.
370
00:21:47,299 --> 00:21:49,634
So�let's�talk�about�this.
371
00:21:49,926 --> 00:21:51,887
Okay,�Asher,
I'm�gonna�be�blunt,�right?
372
00:21:51,970 --> 00:21:55,182
Um,�you�crossed
the�line�and,�you�know,
373
00:21:55,265 --> 00:21:58,977
you�got�to�know�when,�uh,�you're
going�outside�the�boundaries,
374
00:21:59,060 --> 00:22:00,896
and�that's�exactly
what�you�just�did.
375
00:22:00,979 --> 00:22:03,899
I�guess�kind�of�the�way
that�you�chose�to�phrase�it,
376
00:22:03,940 --> 00:22:05,108
it�was�a�little�weird.
377
00:22:05,192 --> 00:22:06,818
I�didn't�even�want�to�talk
about�it�in�class.
378
00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:08,278
That's�why�I�brought�it�up
with�you�privately.
379
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,488
So,�you�know,�maybe
we�could�get�together
380
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,282
and�we�could�have
a�private�session,
381
00:22:12,324 --> 00:22:13,783
or�maybe�you�could�have,
you�know,
382
00:22:13,909 --> 00:22:15,327
-the�next�round�of�classes.
-What�are�you�saying?
383
00:22:15,410 --> 00:22:16,912
You�don't�want�me
back�in�this�class?
384
00:22:16,953 --> 00:22:19,206
No,�I�do�want�you�back.
You�have�my�email.
385
00:22:19,247 --> 00:22:21,374
You�know,�why�don't�you
contact�me�in�a�couple�of�months
386
00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:23,293
and�we'll�get
you�in�with�the�new�group,
387
00:22:23,335 --> 00:22:25,212
see�how�that�goes.
I�mean,�you�know...
388
00:22:25,295 --> 00:22:26,588
Sure,�sure.
389
00:22:26,630 --> 00:22:28,381
[teacher]�Are�we�good?
390
00:22:30,508 --> 00:22:32,302
I�don't�need�these
fucking�classes.
391
00:22:32,344 --> 00:22:33,845
I�don't�need�to
come�back�to�this.
392
00:22:33,929 --> 00:22:35,180
If�you�were�really�funny,
you�wouldn't�be
393
00:22:35,222 --> 00:22:36,514
teaching�in
a�fucking�Legion�Hall.
394
00:22:36,598 --> 00:22:38,016
-[teacher]�Okay.
-You'd�be�on�YouTube,
395
00:22:38,058 --> 00:22:39,392
like�the�comedians�I�watch.
Okay?
396
00:22:39,434 --> 00:22:40,977
-That's�a--�that's�a�cliche.
-I�don't�need�this�shit.
397
00:22:41,019 --> 00:22:42,145
Don't�say�that.
That's�not�true.
398
00:22:42,187 --> 00:22:43,355
You�put�me�in�that�situation.
399
00:22:43,438 --> 00:22:44,606
-Relax.
-[Asher]�Whatever,�man.
400
00:22:44,648 --> 00:22:46,524
-Okay,�dude.
-[door�closes]
401
00:22:47,192 --> 00:22:49,110
[Kevin�Hart] � I'm�serious,
I�did,�I�thought�my�baby
402
00:22:49,194 --> 00:22:50,153
was�a�dumb�baby.
403
00:22:50,278 --> 00:22:51,905
But�now�I�realize
he's�not�dumb,
404
00:22:51,988 --> 00:22:53,448
he�just�does�dumb�shit.
Like�I�don't--
405
00:22:53,531 --> 00:22:55,408
I�don't�like�the�way�my
son�throws�his�tantrums.
406
00:22:55,492 --> 00:22:57,244
You�know,�when
a�baby�throw�a�tantrum,
407
00:22:57,327 --> 00:22:59,663
he's�supposed�to�fall
out,�cry,�roll�on�the�ground.
408
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:01,081
That's�a�tantrum.
409
00:23:01,164 --> 00:23:02,624
This�is�not�a
joke,�this�is�for�real.
410
00:23:02,666 --> 00:23:03,541
[thud]
411
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,085
It's�the�most�retarded�thing
412
00:23:05,210 --> 00:23:06,920
I've�seen�in�my�life.
I�can't�say�nothing.
413
00:23:07,003 --> 00:23:08,296
I�got�to�wait�till
he's�finished
414
00:23:08,380 --> 00:23:10,423
then�explain�to
people�what�happened.
415
00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:24,688
No,�I�know,�exactly.
416
00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:30,318
Yeah.
Uh,�hold�on�one�second.
417
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:31,945
[door�closes]
418
00:23:36,408 --> 00:23:41,454
Okay.�No,�I�know.
I�completely�agree.
419
00:23:50,255 --> 00:23:51,423
...throughout�our�state,
420
00:23:51,506 --> 00:23:53,591
we�can�only�hope
changes�come�soon,
421
00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:57,929
especially�to�this�area.
Monica�Perez,�KOE�7.
422
00:23:58,013 --> 00:23:59,973
Thank�you,�Monica,
shocking�stuff.
423
00:24:00,056 --> 00:24:02,100
There�is�nothing�funny
about�addiction.
424
00:24:02,183 --> 00:24:03,560
All�right.
Let's�check�in�with�Carey.
425
00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:05,395
And�brighten�things�up
with�forecast.
426
00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:07,939
[Carey] � Ooh,�well,
I'll�tell�you...
427
00:24:09,941 --> 00:24:12,527
You�know,�gambling�addiction
is�a�huge�problem�here
428
00:24:12,610 --> 00:24:14,321
in�our�states�and�our�reporting
429
00:24:14,404 --> 00:24:18,116
uncovered�questionable
practices�at�Whistling�River.
430
00:24:18,199 --> 00:24:20,118
Monica�Perez�reports.
431
00:24:20,410 --> 00:24:23,204
The�roll�of�the�dice,
the�spin�of�the�wheel,
432
00:24:23,288 --> 00:24:24,497
the�turn�of�the�card.
433
00:24:24,581 --> 00:24:27,042
At�any�moment,
you�could�be�a�winner.
434
00:24:27,083 --> 00:24:29,294
But�for�more�than
10�million�Americans
435
00:24:29,377 --> 00:24:31,004
who�are�addicted�to�gambling,
436
00:24:31,046 --> 00:24:34,132
these�images�may�remind�them
of�their�life�savings
437
00:24:34,215 --> 00:24:35,425
going�down�the�drain.
438
00:24:35,467 --> 00:24:37,093
And�to�prevent�this
from�happening,
439
00:24:37,177 --> 00:24:40,263
local�recovering�addicts
like�Joanna�Hernandez...
440
00:24:40,347 --> 00:24:42,515
rely�on�the�New�Mexico
Gaming�Control�Board,
441
00:24:42,557 --> 00:24:45,310
in�collaboration
with�the�casinos�themselves,
442
00:24:45,393 --> 00:24:47,604
to�prevent�them�from�playing.
443
00:24:47,771 --> 00:24:49,647
They�let�me�in,
they�watch�me�play,
444
00:24:49,731 --> 00:24:53,109
and�when�I�win,
they�come�up�to�me
445
00:24:53,151 --> 00:24:55,278
and�tell�me
"We're�taking�your�money."
446
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,114
After�losing�her�daughter's
college�savings
447
00:24:58,198 --> 00:24:59,991
through�gambling
seven�years�ago,
448
00:25:00,033 --> 00:25:03,036
Ms.�Hernandez�joined
the�Gaming�Control�Board's
449
00:25:03,078 --> 00:25:05,872
self-exclusion�program,
which�forces�casinos
450
00:25:05,914 --> 00:25:09,417
like�Whistling�River,
run�by�the�San�Pedro�Pueblo
451
00:25:09,459 --> 00:25:13,046
to�deny�entry�to�addicts
like�Ms.�Hernandez.
452
00:25:13,129 --> 00:25:15,298
But�through�our
reporting,�we�discovered
453
00:25:15,382 --> 00:25:18,426
the�Gaming�Control�Board�is�not
only�negligent�in�its�duty
454
00:25:18,468 --> 00:25:21,554
to�deny�that�access
and�protect�those�addicts,
455
00:25:21,638 --> 00:25:24,349
but�it's�knowingly
allowing�them�to�play.
456
00:25:24,391 --> 00:25:28,395
This�security�footage�we
obtained�shows�Ms.�Hernandez
457
00:25:28,478 --> 00:25:31,106
winning�a�$35,000�jackpot
458
00:25:31,189 --> 00:25:33,316
at�the�Indian�Dreaming
slot�machine,
459
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,111
at�which�point,
several�casino�staff,
460
00:25:36,194 --> 00:25:37,570
including�an�onsite�inspector
461
00:25:37,654 --> 00:25:40,323
from�the�New�Mexico
Gaming�Control�Board
462
00:25:40,365 --> 00:25:41,699
appear�on�the�casino�floor.
463
00:25:41,783 --> 00:25:44,869
You'll�see�here,
the�casino�staff�stood�by
464
00:25:44,953 --> 00:25:49,082
as�Ms.�Hernandez�switched
from�slots�to�blackjack,
465
00:25:49,165 --> 00:25:51,042
where�her�winning
streak�continued.
466
00:25:51,126 --> 00:25:52,627
We�figured�out�she�had�an
accurate�self-exclusion
467
00:25:52,710 --> 00:25:54,129
after�she�won�the�jackpot,
468
00:25:54,337 --> 00:25:56,256
but�when�I�went�to�go�remove
her�off�the�casino�floor,
469
00:25:56,339 --> 00:25:58,049
the�inspector�was
like,�"No,�no,�no,�let's�wait,
470
00:25:58,133 --> 00:25:59,509
let's�leave�her,
see�how�much�she�can�win,"
471
00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:01,219
like�it�was�some
sick�game�of�his.
472
00:26:01,261 --> 00:26:03,138
Watch�here�as
the�control�board�inspector
473
00:26:03,179 --> 00:26:05,056
and�an�unidentified
casino�staffer
474
00:26:05,140 --> 00:26:08,435
seemed�to�find�delight
in�watching�Ms.�Hernandez
475
00:26:08,518 --> 00:26:11,479
accumulate�chips
knowing�full�well
476
00:26:11,563 --> 00:26:13,106
the�casino�is�legally�required
477
00:26:13,148 --> 00:26:16,109
to�confiscate
everything�she�wins.
478
00:26:16,192 --> 00:26:20,280
But�one�person�who�is
not�laughing�is�Ms.�Hernandez,
479
00:26:20,363 --> 00:26:21,781
as�it�was�not
until�the�casino
480
00:26:22,073 --> 00:26:25,743
let�her�accumulate�upwards�of
$70,000�in�winnings
481
00:26:25,827 --> 00:26:27,412
that�they�stepped�in.
482
00:26:27,454 --> 00:26:29,205
I�was�like,
"Why?�It's�my�money."
483
00:26:29,247 --> 00:26:32,292
I�won�it.�I'm�gonna
leave�with�those�chips
484
00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:34,294
because�my�brother's
gonna�come�back
485
00:26:34,377 --> 00:26:35,628
and�cash�them�in�for�me.
486
00:26:35,712 --> 00:26:38,047
They�tell�me,�"No,�you�have�to
leave�those�chips�here."
487
00:26:38,089 --> 00:26:39,507
[reporter]
While�some�casinos
488
00:26:39,591 --> 00:26:41,593
use�facial�recognition
technology
489
00:26:41,676 --> 00:26:44,179
to�catch�problem�gamblers
right�at�the�door,
490
00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:47,223
our�reporting�shows
the�Gaming�Control�Board
491
00:26:47,307 --> 00:26:48,683
has�dragged�their�feet.
492
00:26:48,725 --> 00:26:49,976
Whit?
493
00:26:54,439 --> 00:26:58,151
Whit?�Baby?
494
00:26:59,819 --> 00:27:01,863
Did�you�see�the�news?
495
00:27:03,156 --> 00:27:05,033
Was�that�you�laughing?
496
00:27:06,242 --> 00:27:08,703
It�was�me,�but�she
completely�misrepresented
497
00:27:08,786 --> 00:27:10,079
what�I�was�doing.
498
00:27:10,121 --> 00:27:11,456
I�was�telling�him
he�had�to�remove�her.
499
00:27:11,498 --> 00:27:13,249
That's�why�I�was�pointing.
500
00:27:13,583 --> 00:27:16,419
[Whitney]�You�were�patting�him
on�the�back.
501
00:27:17,212 --> 00:27:20,381
I�was�being�friendly�because�I
was�trying�to�persuade�him.
502
00:27:20,465 --> 00:27:22,717
It�was�extremely�uncomfortable.
503
00:27:23,635 --> 00:27:26,596
Why�didn't�you�just
stop�her�yourself?
504
00:27:27,764 --> 00:27:30,683
Well,�A,�that's�not�my�job.
505
00:27:30,725 --> 00:27:34,521
And,�B,�the�inspector
could�have�been--
506
00:27:34,562 --> 00:27:36,064
I�mean,�he�could
have�been�annoyed
507
00:27:36,147 --> 00:27:38,149
and�we�need
to�maintain�a�good�relationship
508
00:27:38,191 --> 00:27:41,110
with�the�control�board�or�else
it�could�hurt�the�casino.
509
00:27:41,611 --> 00:27:45,198
[sighs]�I�mean,
it's�really�hard�to�explain
510
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,991
the�vibe�in�that�moment.
511
00:27:48,368 --> 00:27:50,662
You�know,�when�you�said�that
you�witnessed�this,
512
00:27:50,703 --> 00:27:52,747
I�didn't�realize
that�you�were�part�of�it.
513
00:27:52,789 --> 00:27:55,500
How�could�you�accuse�me
of�being�part�of�this?
514
00:27:55,583 --> 00:27:58,753
I--I�was�trying�to�get�him
to�remove�her.
515
00:27:58,795 --> 00:28:00,672
I'm--I'm�the�one
who�blew�the�whistle
516
00:28:00,755 --> 00:28:03,132
This�news�story
is�because�of�me.
517
00:28:03,758 --> 00:28:07,428
You�wouldn't�have�done�anything
if�I�hadn't�forced�you�to.
518
00:28:07,470 --> 00:28:08,555
That's�bullshit.
519
00:28:08,638 --> 00:28:10,557
[Whitney]
Is�it�bullshit?
520
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,314
You�wouldn't�do
anything�good
521
00:28:18,398 --> 00:28:20,567
if�I�didn't�force�you�to.
522
00:28:25,697 --> 00:28:31,744
?�?�?
523
00:28:44,882 --> 00:28:46,551
[phone�chimes]
524
00:29:18,041 --> 00:29:21,294
?�?�?
525
00:29:30,011 --> 00:29:32,639
-There�you�go.
-Okay.�Thank�you.
526
00:29:32,722 --> 00:29:34,432
And�we're�on�good�timing.
527
00:29:34,515 --> 00:29:36,225
-You�wanna�follow�me?
-Yeah.
528
00:29:39,479 --> 00:29:40,897
So,�we're�gonna�have�you�sit
right�here.
529
00:29:40,938 --> 00:29:41,939
-Hey.
-Hi.
530
00:29:41,981 --> 00:29:43,816
-She�is.
-[chuckles]
531
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,487
All�right.�You�guys�good?
532
00:29:47,570 --> 00:29:49,364
-Rolling.
-[Dougie]�All�right.
533
00:29:50,782 --> 00:29:54,994
So,�all�right.�So,
let�me--let's,�um,
534
00:29:55,078 --> 00:29:57,205
let's�start�off�with,�um,
535
00:29:57,246 --> 00:29:59,749
how's�your--how's
your�relationship�doing?
536
00:29:59,832 --> 00:30:01,834
How's�it�all�going?
537
00:30:05,213 --> 00:30:08,132
Uh,�ooh,�um...
538
00:30:12,428 --> 00:30:14,305
well,�I�think�every�relationship
539
00:30:14,389 --> 00:30:17,809
reaches�a�point�where
you�start�to�question�things.
540
00:30:18,059 --> 00:30:19,852
You�know,�that--that's�normal,
541
00:30:19,894 --> 00:30:24,023
everyone�goes
through�that,�you�know?
542
00:30:25,525 --> 00:30:28,861
You�notice�yourself�keeping
little�secrets,
543
00:30:28,903 --> 00:30:31,823
things�that�you
don't�share�with�them,
544
00:30:31,864 --> 00:30:36,452
because�you�wonder�if
they'll�have�your�back.
545
00:30:36,494 --> 00:30:41,499
Uh,�and�you�would�think�that�if
you've�spent�years�with�someone,
546
00:30:41,541 --> 00:30:43,584
that�eventually�at�some�point
547
00:30:43,668 --> 00:30:46,921
you'd�feel�like�you
really�know�them.
548
00:30:47,797 --> 00:30:49,132
But�honestly,
549
00:30:49,173 --> 00:30:51,259
maybe�sometimes...
550
00:30:52,635 --> 00:30:55,054
you�never�do.
551
00:30:56,305 --> 00:30:58,975
Because�you�start�to�see�these
glimpses�of�a�person
552
00:30:59,016 --> 00:31:02,437
that�you�don't�recognize,
and�it's--it's�scary.
553
00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:08,443
And�you�wonder,�is�that
the�real�them?
554
00:31:08,484 --> 00:31:15,074
Is�my�idea�of�them�just
a�projection�or�is�that�real?
555
00:31:15,992 --> 00:31:17,410
You�know?
556
00:31:23,082 --> 00:31:25,376
Do�you�ever�feel�like,�um,
557
00:31:25,752 --> 00:31:28,254
Asher�is�holding�you
back�at�all?
558
00:31:32,592 --> 00:31:34,135
[chuckles]
559
00:31:35,928 --> 00:31:39,098
You're�good�at�this.
Um...�[chuckles]
560
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,935
Because�you�guys
are--are�strong,�right?
561
00:31:42,977 --> 00:31:46,063
At�the�end�of�the�day,
you're�gonna�survive,�right?
562
00:31:55,239 --> 00:31:56,949
Next�question.
563
00:31:57,700 --> 00:32:00,870
?�eerie�music�?
564
00:32:15,176 --> 00:32:17,845
-All�done?
-[man]�Yeah.
565
00:32:18,846 --> 00:32:21,349
-Can�I�see�in�a�mirror?
-[man]�Sure.
566
00:32:26,854 --> 00:32:28,815
-Looks�good.�Thanks.
-[man]�Welcome.
567
00:32:28,898 --> 00:32:30,107
[Dougie]�Anyways,
so�I'm�standing�there
568
00:32:30,191 --> 00:32:31,484
and�this�guy�is,�like,
569
00:32:31,567 --> 00:32:33,152
"Hey,�you�wanna�fight?"
And�I'm�like...
570
00:32:33,194 --> 00:32:34,153
[laughing]
571
00:32:34,195 --> 00:32:35,738
...and�somebody�goes,
"Bitch!�Bitch!"
572
00:32:35,780 --> 00:32:37,782
And�I'm�like,�you�know,
like,�"I�didn't�say�it."
573
00:32:37,824 --> 00:32:39,700
-That's�not�good!
-I�swear.�I�didn't�say�it.
574
00:32:39,784 --> 00:32:41,035
Hundred�percent.�Totally.
575
00:32:41,118 --> 00:32:42,870
-Yo,�what's�happening?
-What's�funny?
576
00:32:42,912 --> 00:32:44,997
Just,�just�some�dumb�story.
But...
577
00:32:45,081 --> 00:32:46,999
-Can�I�hear?
-[laughs]
578
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,378
-Okay.
-What�was�it?
579
00:32:50,461 --> 00:32:52,171
Okay.�I�have�to�go.
You're�done�with�me?
580
00:32:52,213 --> 00:32:53,589
[Dougie]
All�good.�That�was�great.
581
00:32:53,631 --> 00:32:54,882
-Okay.�Okay.
-[Dougie]�Amazing.
582
00:32:54,924 --> 00:32:55,967
You're�up.
583
00:32:56,008 --> 00:32:57,260
Um,�we're�doing�Shabbat
tonight,�are�we?
584
00:32:57,301 --> 00:32:59,762
-When�I�get�home?
-I�have�plans.
585
00:33:00,012 --> 00:33:02,098
I�bought�a�challah
on�the�way�here.
586
00:33:03,599 --> 00:33:05,977
I'll�have�it�for�breakfast.
587
00:33:06,060 --> 00:33:10,356
Did�you,�um,�buy�a�bunch�of
stuff�from�Iosheka�Jeans?
588
00:33:11,649 --> 00:33:15,486
No,�I�gave�them
the�credit�card,
589
00:33:15,528 --> 00:33:16,988
so�that�if�someone�shoplifts,
590
00:33:17,071 --> 00:33:18,698
they�can�just�charge�me
591
00:33:18,739 --> 00:33:21,158
instead�of�calling�the�police.
592
00:33:22,743 --> 00:33:23,661
Okay.
593
00:33:23,703 --> 00:33:25,955
-Yeah.
-I�guess�that's�a�good�idea.
594
00:33:26,038 --> 00:33:27,874
-I�know.
-Hey,�um,�Asher,
595
00:33:27,915 --> 00:33:29,625
we're�just�gonna�have�you,
596
00:33:29,667 --> 00:33:31,043
uh,�sit�over�here.
597
00:33:31,085 --> 00:33:32,128
[Asher]�Okay.
598
00:33:32,169 --> 00:33:34,881
Asher�time!�[vocalizing]
599
00:33:34,922 --> 00:33:37,967
[chuckles]�What�was
the�funny�story?
600
00:33:38,009 --> 00:33:39,886
Oh,�it�was�just,�uh,�some�guy
who�thought�I�wanted
601
00:33:39,969 --> 00:33:42,638
to�fight�him�because�I�happened
to�be�stretching�my�jaw
602
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,098
when�someone
else�said�"bitch."
603
00:33:44,140 --> 00:33:46,058
[chuckles]�Okay.
604
00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:47,018
We�good?
605
00:33:47,101 --> 00:33:48,227
[Tonya]�You�better
go�do�it�because
606
00:33:48,269 --> 00:33:49,395
we're�a�little�bit�over�time.
607
00:33:49,687 --> 00:33:51,355
Not�even�if�we�end
30�minutes�early�tomorrow?
608
00:33:51,397 --> 00:33:52,607
[Tonya]
Uh-uh.�Uh-uh.
609
00:33:52,690 --> 00:33:54,984
-Really?
-[Tonya]�No,�I've�asked.
610
00:33:56,193 --> 00:34:00,323
Great.�I�appreciate�that.
Thank�you.
611
00:34:00,364 --> 00:34:03,451
Um...�[chuckles]
612
00:34:03,534 --> 00:34:05,536
So�looks�like�we're�gonna
have�to�do�you�another�day.
613
00:34:05,578 --> 00:34:08,164
Whitney�went�long,
so�sorry�about�that.
614
00:34:08,497 --> 00:34:11,124
But�hey,�at�least�you�got�some
nice,�uh,�beautiful�makeup
615
00:34:11,208 --> 00:34:12,960
for�your�Shabbat�dinner.
Which�I�want--
616
00:34:13,001 --> 00:34:15,546
I�wanted�to,�uh,�to�thank�you
by�the�way.
617
00:34:15,630 --> 00:34:18,048
I�really,�really
wanted�to�thank�you�for,
618
00:34:18,132 --> 00:34:20,133
for�never�inviting�me.
Not�even�once.
619
00:34:20,175 --> 00:34:24,472
All�right.�You�remember
I'm�Jewish,�right?
620
00:34:24,555 --> 00:34:26,682
All�right.�You�guys
don't�have�to�stick�around.
621
00:34:26,766 --> 00:34:28,976
I�know�you�don't�wanna
stay�any�longer,�so...
622
00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:31,519
[Tonya]
I'm�sorry�about�this.
623
00:34:43,115 --> 00:34:44,659
Hey,�don't�be�silly.
It's,�like--
624
00:34:44,700 --> 00:34:46,202
it's,�like,�flushing
money�down�the�drain.
625
00:34:46,242 --> 00:34:47,702
Can't�we�just�do�a�wire?
626
00:34:47,787 --> 00:34:50,373
You�can�just�wire�it�to�me,
it's�the�same�thing,�right?
627
00:34:50,414 --> 00:34:51,666
It's�just�a�transfer.
628
00:34:51,749 --> 00:34:53,291
It's�gonna�count
against�your�inheritance
629
00:34:53,334 --> 00:34:56,586
if�I�have�to�file
a�gift�tax�return.
630
00:34:58,005 --> 00:35:01,008
Okay,�fine.
Just�give�me�the�cash.
631
00:35:07,890 --> 00:35:09,809
Would�you�like�me
to�count�this�out�to�you?
632
00:35:09,850 --> 00:35:11,769
No,�I'm�good.
633
00:35:11,811 --> 00:35:13,104
So,�you�have�a�good�day.
634
00:35:13,187 --> 00:35:14,146
You,�too.
635
00:35:14,188 --> 00:35:15,648
Thank�you.
636
00:35:26,867 --> 00:35:29,161
Can�you�get�me�some
receipt�paper?
637
00:35:29,704 --> 00:35:31,747
Can�you�get�me
some�receipt�paper?
638
00:35:31,789 --> 00:35:34,041
Do�I�have�to�do�it�myself?
639
00:35:39,213 --> 00:35:42,008
I�know�you�only�wanted�30
but�there's�40.
640
00:35:42,216 --> 00:35:44,301
That�will�save�you
a�trip�next�time.
641
00:35:44,677 --> 00:35:46,303
Well,�there�won't�be
a�next�time.
642
00:35:46,345 --> 00:35:48,180
This�is�the�only�time.
643
00:35:50,016 --> 00:35:51,809
That�is�what�I�love�about�you.
644
00:35:51,851 --> 00:35:54,562
I'm�serious.
This�is�the�last�time.
645
00:35:55,062 --> 00:35:59,817
Look�at�me.�I�am�serious.
This�is�a�loan,�so�add�it.
646
00:36:00,192 --> 00:36:04,363
You�want�the�market�interest
rate�or�friends�and�family?
647
00:36:05,156 --> 00:36:07,158
Very�funny.
648
00:36:09,118 --> 00:36:12,747
Here�is�the�20�that
we�agreed�upon.
649
00:36:12,872 --> 00:36:15,541
And�the�way�that�production
accounting�is�working,
650
00:36:15,583 --> 00:36:18,961
it's�just�easier�for
them�to�pay�you�in�cash.
651
00:36:19,003 --> 00:36:20,921
-Wow.
-[chuckles]
652
00:36:21,005 --> 00:36:26,719
Nice.�I'm�using�the�kitchen.
653
00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:29,680
God...
654
00:36:32,349 --> 00:36:35,811
Have�you,�um,�thought�any�more
about�your�work
655
00:36:35,895 --> 00:36:38,439
being�featured�on�the�show?
656
00:36:38,481 --> 00:36:45,112
Um,�no,�I�haven't.
657
00:36:45,154 --> 00:36:48,991
So,�it's�just�in�the�home,
658
00:36:49,033 --> 00:36:52,286
it's�not--�you're�not�talking
about�it.
659
00:36:52,369 --> 00:36:54,622
It's�just�there,�right?
660
00:36:54,663 --> 00:36:58,584
No,�exactly.�Yeah,�yeah,�yeah.
It's�just�in�the�background.
661
00:36:58,876 --> 00:37:05,883
Right.�I�think...
I'd�be�cool�with�that.
662
00:37:05,966 --> 00:37:08,427
-Really?�Yeah?
-Yeah.
663
00:37:08,844 --> 00:37:11,555
Amazing.�Okay.�Um...
664
00:37:12,765 --> 00:37:16,018
God,�it's�so�annoying
that�they�make�us�do�this.
665
00:37:16,435 --> 00:37:19,271
They�made�me�sign�this
exact�same�thing
666
00:37:19,355 --> 00:37:21,190
to�feature�the
homes�on�the�show,
667
00:37:21,232 --> 00:37:22,900
just�because
I�guess�they're,�like,
668
00:37:22,942 --> 00:37:25,736
considered�art�or�whatever.
[chuckles]�Um...
669
00:37:25,820 --> 00:37:30,074
so,�this�is�the
consultant�contract.
670
00:37:30,157 --> 00:37:33,452
So,�you�just�sign�here.
671
00:37:35,079 --> 00:37:36,080
All�right.
672
00:37:36,122 --> 00:37:39,458
And�then�your�address
goes�there.
673
00:37:39,834 --> 00:37:43,712
And�then�you'll�just�do�the�same
for�the�contract�underneath.
674
00:37:45,965 --> 00:37:49,760
Oh,�my�God.�[chuckles]
675
00:37:53,556 --> 00:37:55,349
I�saw�you�have�a�hoop�outside.
676
00:37:55,391 --> 00:37:57,601
Yeah,�it�was,�uh,�there
when�I�rented�the�place.
677
00:37:57,643 --> 00:38:00,938
Yeah,�I�tried�out�for�junior
varsity�but�I�didn't�make�it.
678
00:38:00,980 --> 00:38:02,690
-[Cara]�Mm-hmm.
-Do�you�play?
679
00:38:02,940 --> 00:38:04,817
Just�HORSE.
680
00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:06,402
Let's�play.
681
00:38:06,443 --> 00:38:07,570
Right�now?
682
00:38:07,611 --> 00:38:10,906
Yeah,�if�you're�free.
683
00:38:11,031 --> 00:38:12,533
Yeah,�I�guess�I'm�free.
684
00:38:12,616 --> 00:38:17,454
Yeah.�I�mean,�we�don't�have�to
if�you�have�other�stuff�to�do.
685
00:38:18,372 --> 00:38:21,584
Sure.�Let's--�let's�do�it.
686
00:38:22,209 --> 00:38:23,627
Okay.
687
00:38:34,096 --> 00:38:37,349
[dribbling�continues]
688
00:38:39,351 --> 00:38:42,062
[Whitney]
All�right.�So�this�one,
689
00:38:42,146 --> 00:38:44,315
spin�around�until�you're�dizzy,
five�times.
690
00:38:44,356 --> 00:38:45,274
Okay.
691
00:38:45,316 --> 00:38:48,944
And�then�your�feet
are�off�the�ground,
692
00:38:49,028 --> 00:38:51,238
you�have�to�yell,�"Ow!"
693
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:57,286
Okay?�Ready?
One,�two,�three,
694
00:38:57,369 --> 00:39:02,791
four,�five.�Ow!�Oh!
695
00:39:02,833 --> 00:39:06,128
[Cara]�Oh,�you�made�it!
Oh,�yes!
696
00:39:06,462 --> 00:39:08,881
Your�turn.�Exact�same�thing.
697
00:39:09,965 --> 00:39:13,219
Let's�do�it.�Five�times,�jump,
698
00:39:13,302 --> 00:39:17,223
feet�off�the�ground,�shout.
699
00:39:17,306 --> 00:39:21,060
[indistinct]
700
00:39:21,101 --> 00:39:23,729
?�?�?
701
00:39:26,106 --> 00:39:27,399
H-O-R.
702
00:39:28,442 --> 00:39:31,278
[Whitney�on�recorder]
Was�that�you�laughing?
703
00:39:31,904 --> 00:39:33,405
[Asher�on�recorder]
It�was�me,�but�she�completely
704
00:39:33,489 --> 00:39:35,115
misrepresented
what�I�was�doing.
705
00:39:35,199 --> 00:39:36,867
I�was�telling
him�he�had�to�remove�her.
706
00:39:36,951 --> 00:39:38,702
That's�why�I�was�pointing.
707
00:39:39,328 --> 00:39:42,790
[Whitney�on�recorder] � You�were
patting�him�on�the�back.
708
00:39:42,831 --> 00:39:44,250
[Asher�on�recorder]
I�was�being�friendly
709
00:39:44,291 --> 00:39:46,043
because�I�was�trying
to�persuade�him.
710
00:39:46,126 --> 00:39:48,212
It�was�extremely
uncomfortable.
711
00:39:49,964 --> 00:39:51,423
[Whitney�on�recorder]
Why�didn't�you�just
712
00:39:51,507 --> 00:39:52,925
stop�her�yourself?
713
00:39:53,717 --> 00:39:55,719
Was�that�you�laughing?
714
00:39:56,428 --> 00:39:58,514
[Asher�on�recorder]
It�was�me,�but�she�completely
715
00:39:58,597 --> 00:40:00,140
misrepresented
what�I�was�doing.
716
00:40:00,224 --> 00:40:01,600
I�was�telling�him
we�need�to�remove�her.
717
00:40:01,684 --> 00:40:03,394
That's�why�I�was�pointing.
718
00:40:04,061 --> 00:40:05,896
[Whitney�on�recorder] � You�were
patting�him�on�the�back.
719
00:40:05,938 --> 00:40:09,024
But�there's�some�makeup
that�you�can�wear�in�the�water
720
00:40:09,108 --> 00:40:10,651
so�when�you�swim,
721
00:40:10,693 --> 00:40:12,611
it�will�stay�on�after,
722
00:40:13,028 --> 00:40:14,947
and�you�can�wear�it�for
the�rest�of�the�month
723
00:40:14,989 --> 00:40:17,199
and�you�never
have�to�replace�it.
724
00:40:17,241 --> 00:40:18,993
But�how�does�it�stick?
725
00:40:19,201 --> 00:40:22,413
I�don't�know.�It�just�does.
It�sticks�on�your�skin.
726
00:40:22,496 --> 00:40:24,748
[girl�screams]
Oh,�my�God!�Josie!
727
00:40:24,790 --> 00:40:29,545
Ms.�Donna!�Are�you�okay?
728
00:40:31,463 --> 00:40:33,674
We�need�a�teacher!
729
00:40:34,091 --> 00:40:36,885
Josie,�are�you�okay?
730
00:40:37,469 --> 00:40:40,472
No,�it�hurts.
731
00:40:41,348 --> 00:40:44,101
?�?�?
732
00:40:44,151 --> 00:40:48,701
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