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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,720 --> 00:00:03,462 Previously on "Resident Alien"... 2 00:00:03,470 --> 00:00:05,381 Hello, Harry. My name is Joseph. 3 00:00:05,390 --> 00:00:08,050 You are a Grey. I will call you Dickhead. 4 00:00:08,060 --> 00:00:11,637 You should be helping each other, not trying to kill one another. 5 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:13,230 There's a secret base in Wyoming. 6 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:16,040 It's where I suspect they keep all their information on the Greys. 7 00:00:16,860 --> 00:00:20,020 Please save my son. 8 00:00:20,030 --> 00:00:22,360 There is only one person who may have the resources 9 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:23,482 to stop the Greys... 10 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:26,694 an Air Force general named Eleanor McCallister. 11 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:28,362 Tell me what's going on right now. 12 00:00:28,370 --> 00:00:29,822 That's my secret. 13 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:32,150 You're a dinosaur. 14 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:33,480 What? 15 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,410 And lay on bed. 16 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:24,310 Damn it. 17 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:26,670 Well, you got the "leave him inside the house" part right. 18 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,724 Mm. 19 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,360 - Morning. - Morning. 20 00:01:47,370 --> 00:01:49,151 How'd you sleep? 21 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:51,020 Mm, great. 22 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:52,960 But I did roll off the bed again. 23 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:56,769 Well, I guess it's better than sleepwalking 24 00:01:56,770 --> 00:01:58,150 and waking up outside. 25 00:01:58,170 --> 00:02:00,290 Mm, that's true. 26 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:02,200 It's freezing this morning. 27 00:02:05,260 --> 00:02:06,669 How do you know that? 28 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:10,673 I don't know. 29 00:02:11,580 --> 00:02:12,840 Hmm. 30 00:02:14,010 --> 00:02:15,280 Hmm. 31 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:21,266 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 32 00:02:28,450 --> 00:02:30,320 _ 33 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:45,070 Ah. 34 00:03:14,980 --> 00:03:18,282 This is the express train to all Montana underground facilities. 35 00:03:18,290 --> 00:03:21,493 Travel time is approximately 6 minutes and 32 seconds. 36 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,370 _ 37 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:36,210 On my planet, I worked alone, I ate alone. 38 00:03:36,220 --> 00:03:40,560 My earliest memory was gestating in my egg, alone. 39 00:03:40,580 --> 00:03:43,300 When I hatched, I was greeted by the mewling 40 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:45,350 of hundreds of siblings. 41 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,240 We all preferred solitude. 42 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:50,060 So naturally, we set upon killing each other. 43 00:03:51,650 --> 00:03:53,580 It is different here on Earth. 44 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,236 They get strength from each other through cooperation. 45 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:59,560 Human babies cannot even live without help from others. 46 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:01,020 It is probably a good thing 47 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:04,930 because if human babies could kill, they would certainly do it. 48 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:06,760 What have you done here? 49 00:04:06,770 --> 00:04:08,040 Ooh! 50 00:04:08,050 --> 00:04:11,502 This is garbage. 51 00:04:11,510 --> 00:04:14,379 Get out of here. Go back to your desk. 52 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:16,757 Maybe take a break for the rest of the week. 53 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,550 I'll do it. 54 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:21,360 If these are the top human thinkers on Earth, 55 00:04:21,380 --> 00:04:25,010 then we are all as dead as my siblings' mangled carcasses. 56 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,040 You've been here a week, 57 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,688 and output has slowed to a stop. 58 00:04:31,690 --> 00:04:33,360 I am the only one working. 59 00:04:33,380 --> 00:04:37,027 Because you're taking everyone's assignments. 60 00:04:37,030 --> 00:04:39,140 I am the smartest being here. 61 00:04:39,150 --> 00:04:40,906 It is just easier if I do it. 62 00:04:40,910 --> 00:04:44,759 Lieutenant, why are the Grey aliens on Earth? 63 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:45,860 We don't know yet 64 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:47,538 because Harry isn't being a team player. 65 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,667 Look, we need to work together if we're going to stop the Greys. 66 00:04:51,670 --> 00:04:53,220 I should be employee of the month. 67 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,920 I saved everyone's butt here last week. 68 00:04:55,930 --> 00:04:59,758 These are spacecraft we've acquired in the last 80 years. 69 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:04,054 This one might still have its weapon system intact. 70 00:05:06,350 --> 00:05:07,560 Oh. 71 00:05:13,010 --> 00:05:14,273 This is live. 72 00:05:15,890 --> 00:05:17,109 Oh. 73 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:18,527 Is that a countdown? 74 00:05:18,530 --> 00:05:20,404 Get behind the blast doors! 75 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:25,701 That was lucky. 76 00:05:26,830 --> 00:05:28,579 You need to fall in line. 77 00:05:28,580 --> 00:05:30,247 You're part of a team now. 78 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:51,780 Cave in! The roof! 79 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,460 Whoa. 80 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,790 Hey, you got up early to make me coffee? 81 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,660 Mm-hmm. 82 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:02,860 Thank you. 83 00:06:02,870 --> 00:06:04,400 I'm building up goodwill. 84 00:06:04,410 --> 00:06:06,199 I'm on the late shift next week, 85 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,880 so I've got a full week of 4:00 a.m. drunk slumber parties. 86 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:11,580 Oh, that's great. 87 00:06:11,590 --> 00:06:13,620 Great. 88 00:06:16,140 --> 00:06:17,140 _ 89 00:06:17,150 --> 00:06:18,540 Anything good? 90 00:06:20,660 --> 00:06:22,090 Nah. 91 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:23,717 Just some boring stuff. 92 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,510 I hate living in a small town. 93 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,169 It's like, why do they even have a paper, right? 94 00:06:27,170 --> 00:06:29,760 - Wait. What is it? - Nothing. Please don't look at it. 95 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:31,808 Hmm. 96 00:06:31,810 --> 00:06:33,560 _ 97 00:06:33,570 --> 00:06:35,270 I mean, so what? 98 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:36,605 You're not upset? 99 00:06:36,610 --> 00:06:39,775 No, I don't care what some stupid paper says about me. 100 00:06:39,780 --> 00:06:41,000 Yeah, right. 101 00:06:41,010 --> 00:06:45,489 I mean, look. Last year, you were lying to me about Harry, 102 00:06:45,490 --> 00:06:48,116 and I thought I was losing you, and it threw me. 103 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,744 But now it's different. 104 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:53,340 All right. 105 00:06:54,070 --> 00:06:55,659 I'm proud of you. 106 00:06:55,660 --> 00:06:57,060 Thank you. 107 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:01,710 Oh, um, I'm going to lock my door when you come home at 4:00 a.m. 108 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:03,840 No, my bed's a block of ice, and I pick locks, 109 00:07:03,850 --> 00:07:05,342 so get your warm feet ready. 110 00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:20,020 So that climbing gym that my son and I go to is actually pretty good. 111 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,269 You should check it out sometime. 112 00:07:21,270 --> 00:07:22,275 Oh, I'd love to. 113 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,849 You know, I've been working out at home. 114 00:07:23,850 --> 00:07:25,530 I curl Cletus three times a day. 115 00:07:27,540 --> 00:07:29,260 Here you go. Whenever you're ready. 116 00:07:29,270 --> 00:07:31,740 - Thank you very much. - It's okay, I got it. 117 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:34,580 20... there we go. Okay. 118 00:07:34,590 --> 00:07:37,540 Well, I am off to work. 119 00:07:37,550 --> 00:07:38,750 Have a good day. 120 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,040 All right. 121 00:07:42,510 --> 00:07:43,860 - Hi, Liv. - Hey. 122 00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:48,240 Did you see that? 123 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:49,640 Lena paid for breakfast. 124 00:07:49,650 --> 00:07:51,638 And she paid for dinner once last week. 125 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,640 Wow, yeah. That's like, wow. 126 00:07:53,660 --> 00:07:56,780 You should be so angry and stuff. 127 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:57,810 Why, again? 128 00:07:57,820 --> 00:07:59,660 Because that's not the natural order of things. 129 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,180 All right, men pay, women eat. 130 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:02,858 This goes back to caveman times. 131 00:08:02,860 --> 00:08:04,219 The men, they... they go out on a hunt, right? 132 00:08:04,220 --> 00:08:05,369 And then they take down a dinosaur. 133 00:08:05,370 --> 00:08:06,653 And they drag it back to the hut, 134 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:09,180 and then the women, they prepare the cutlery and the lemonade, 135 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,150 then they all sit down, say grace, and eat. 136 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:12,680 To think just one statement 137 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:15,662 could contain 200 million years of misinformation. 138 00:08:15,670 --> 00:08:16,720 Mm. 139 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:21,310 Sir, I printed out this still from the CCTV footage 140 00:08:21,330 --> 00:08:22,900 the day Peter Bach was killed. 141 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,330 I think finding this guy in the passenger seat 142 00:08:25,340 --> 00:08:27,590 is the key to our whole investigation. 143 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:28,739 Hey, what are you doing? Not here. 144 00:08:28,740 --> 00:08:31,219 You never know who got eyes and ears on us, all right? 145 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:32,269 We'll look at this picture later. 146 00:08:32,270 --> 00:08:35,480 I don't think I want to anymore. 147 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:38,210 I just really think we should go to the reservation. 148 00:08:38,220 --> 00:08:39,644 Hi, Sheriff. 149 00:08:41,990 --> 00:08:44,024 Get the V-A-N. 150 00:08:44,030 --> 00:08:46,985 You need to leave that V-A-N alone. 151 00:08:46,990 --> 00:08:49,120 It's been there for a week. 152 00:08:49,140 --> 00:08:54,785 I want to check for F-I-N-G-E-R-P-R-I-N-T-S. 153 00:08:54,790 --> 00:08:58,120 H-E-L-L-L-L no. 154 00:08:58,140 --> 00:09:00,080 You had two fake cops show up at your place. 155 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:01,440 Whoever we're dealing with, 156 00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:03,420 they're professional and they're well-funded. 157 00:09:04,180 --> 00:09:07,850 Look, there goes a damn government drone watching us right now. 158 00:09:07,860 --> 00:09:10,260 I think that's just some mustard on the window. 159 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:11,680 That's what they want you to think. 160 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:13,080 You gotta trust no one, Deputy. 161 00:09:13,090 --> 00:09:14,090 Head on a swivel. 162 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:15,227 You ain't never really safe 163 00:09:15,228 --> 00:09:17,020 until you learn to look behind yourself. 164 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,809 Go ahead, watch your back. Go ahead. Do it. 165 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:21,500 - You want me to turn my... - Mm-hmm. 166 00:09:21,510 --> 00:09:24,159 - Okay. - Harder. 167 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,691 - There you go. - Ow! 168 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,360 Now, you do that nine times a day, 169 00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:30,390 in 16 weeks, you'll have owl neck. 170 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:31,840 But I don't want owl neck. 171 00:09:31,850 --> 00:09:33,190 Everybody want an owl neck! 172 00:09:49,420 --> 00:09:51,383 Good morning, Deputy. 173 00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:54,177 Someone found this by the bus stop. 174 00:09:54,180 --> 00:09:55,762 Oh, thank you, Val. 175 00:09:55,770 --> 00:09:58,220 - Have a good day. - Have a good day. 176 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:16,800 _ 177 00:10:17,780 --> 00:10:19,619 _ 178 00:10:25,130 --> 00:10:26,251 What do we got here, Deputy? 179 00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:29,600 Oh, someone found it near the bus stop. 180 00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:31,500 I'll go through it and see who it belongs to. 181 00:10:31,510 --> 00:10:34,301 Oh, whoa, no, no. You're not here to do... 182 00:10:34,310 --> 00:10:36,820 do clerical work. 183 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,260 You're a deputy for the Patience County Sheriff's Department. 184 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:42,240 Here. Deputy Liv will process that. 185 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:43,680 There you go. 186 00:10:43,690 --> 00:10:45,680 - It's my lucky day. - See? 187 00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:50,340 Look, uh, I got a gut feeling that something might be going down. 188 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:54,380 So I just want you to keep your eyes peeled for anyone suspicious. 189 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,130 Oh, don't worry. 190 00:10:56,140 --> 00:10:58,580 If anybody's up to something, 191 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:00,130 I'll know it. 192 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:02,740 Damn, you smell like a winner. 193 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,633 What do you think? 194 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,301 - Purr-fect. - _ 195 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:18,637 I told you already, we are not getting a cat. 196 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,460 Eh, you'll change your mind. 197 00:11:21,190 --> 00:11:22,840 Harry, where have you been? 198 00:11:22,860 --> 00:11:24,690 Your shift started, like, an hour ago. 199 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:28,460 It is the General's fault for making me work late. 200 00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:31,149 Do not bite my balls. 201 00:11:31,150 --> 00:11:33,980 There is 0% chance of that happening. 202 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:35,946 Hello. 203 00:11:36,660 --> 00:11:38,823 I'm looking for Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle. 204 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:40,575 I'm Ellen. 205 00:11:40,580 --> 00:11:43,220 I'm the one you're looking for, Officer. 206 00:11:43,230 --> 00:11:46,873 I've broken six laws since this morning. 207 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:47,900 Hi. I... 208 00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:53,010 What are you doing here? 209 00:11:53,020 --> 00:11:56,258 And why are you dressed like it is Halloween? 210 00:11:56,260 --> 00:11:58,260 Oh, I live here now. 211 00:11:58,270 --> 00:12:00,845 Got a job, an apartment. 212 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:04,683 Figured I'd settle in till I figure out what it is you're up to. 213 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:07,680 You were supposed to leave the planet on a ship we provided, 214 00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:11,400 but you're still here. 215 00:12:11,420 --> 00:12:12,520 Why? 216 00:12:12,530 --> 00:12:15,026 I do not like public transportation. 217 00:12:15,030 --> 00:12:17,580 So why don't you go away, 218 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,906 or I will tell everyone you are a Grey. 219 00:12:19,910 --> 00:12:24,160 Nope, that's against the Galactic Federation's charter. 220 00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:25,871 Addendum two, command order five... 221 00:12:25,890 --> 00:12:27,910 no alien can reveal themselves 222 00:12:27,930 --> 00:12:30,709 or another alien being to a non-alien. 223 00:12:30,710 --> 00:12:33,740 I have a copy of that charter right here in my pocket. 224 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:35,140 It's on page one! 225 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,718 Just know I am watching you, 226 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:42,100 and I will figure out what you're doing here. 227 00:12:42,110 --> 00:12:45,348 And I will figure out what you are doing here. 228 00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:47,109 I'm here to figure out what you're doing here. 229 00:12:47,110 --> 00:12:48,900 Then I just figured it out. 230 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:49,930 I win. 231 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:58,120 She's your friend, isn't she? 232 00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:01,230 She's very pretty. 233 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,782 You stay away from her. 234 00:13:06,010 --> 00:13:07,030 I'm Asta. 235 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,780 Hi, Asta. I'm Joseph. 236 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:10,960 Hi. 237 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,400 Well, I'll let you get back to work. 238 00:13:14,410 --> 00:13:16,310 I just wanted to say hi. 239 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,860 I may have to drop by more often. 240 00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:21,640 Cool. 241 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:23,900 Cool. 242 00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:27,870 I've got to go do '50s cop stuff. 243 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,140 But want to hang out later? 244 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,240 Shut up. 245 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,355 Come on. 246 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,560 ♪ He wants to see you ♪ 247 00:13:35,561 --> 00:13:37,939 - ♪ In the shower ♪ - What? 248 00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:39,599 - ♪ In the shower ♪ - What are you even doing? 249 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:42,060 ♪ Where you go to clean yourself, it's dirty ♪ 250 00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:18,190 It's not the first time I saw it. 251 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,860 The owl was here last week, too. 252 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,040 I'm getting new blinds today. 253 00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:26,120 What? 254 00:14:26,130 --> 00:14:27,660 Honey, no way. 255 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:31,120 It is good luck to have an owl staring at you. 256 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,240 Why would it be good luck? 257 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:36,709 I don't know. I just made it up to save money on blinds. 258 00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:39,680 Blinds it is. 259 00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:47,980 Working in a group like a human is not efficient. 260 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,500 Yesterday, I spent half the day searching my email 261 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,225 for data sequencing numbers, 262 00:14:52,230 --> 00:14:55,186 but all I found were fantasy football requests. 263 00:14:55,190 --> 00:14:57,180 If I'm going to defeat Joseph, 264 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,580 I need to work alone like a real alien. 265 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,680 So I handled it exactly like a human worker would. 266 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:06,260 I texted Jeff and asked him to tell the General I was sick. 267 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,280 Jeff is a horrible liar. 268 00:15:14,050 --> 00:15:15,820 You need to come to work. 269 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,240 We picked up alien chatter. 270 00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:18,668 I need you to go through it. 271 00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:20,879 Plus you have to take the HR seminar. 272 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,839 I have something better than chatter. 273 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:26,800 I have found someone who is doing the chattering. 274 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,263 Why do you have a picture of a boy's chest? 275 00:15:30,270 --> 00:15:32,140 Oh, that's my chest. 276 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,059 I have been manscaping. 277 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,850 Wait. 278 00:15:37,860 --> 00:15:39,772 That's our mole. 279 00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:42,775 That's the man who shot Peter Bach and my guards. 280 00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:46,237 He is also a Grey hybrid alien. He is here. 281 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:49,510 I have been watching him. 282 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,618 Here he is drinking coffee. 283 00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:54,204 Here he is crossing the street. 284 00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:56,039 This is me after leg day. 285 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,834 Here he is making a suspicious phone call. 286 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,837 That is my penis. 287 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:06,925 Yeah. You're definitely going to have to take the HR seminar. 288 00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:10,303 Look, we need to find out what the Greys are up to. 289 00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:12,555 I'll get a team to go grab this Joseph. 290 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:16,559 No, no, then they will know that we are onto them. 291 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:20,605 I will deal, uh, with this Joseph myself. 292 00:16:20,610 --> 00:16:23,358 Do not worry. I have a plan. 293 00:16:27,860 --> 00:16:29,660 I do not have a plan. 294 00:16:35,350 --> 00:16:37,380 I was just at the comic book store. 295 00:16:37,390 --> 00:16:39,629 The conspiracy kids there said the Alien Tracker's death 296 00:16:39,630 --> 00:16:40,667 was no accident. 297 00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:41,751 He was murdered. 298 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,090 Those kids don't know what they're talking about. 299 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:46,297 They think Bigfoot and Sasquatch are the same thing. 300 00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:48,630 They are the same thing. 301 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,926 They got to you too. 302 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,570 You're being paranoid. 303 00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:54,840 Those kids are actually kind of nice. 304 00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:56,750 Maybe you should spend more time with them, 305 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:57,970 make some new friends? 306 00:16:57,980 --> 00:16:59,269 I don't need new friends. 307 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:03,140 Wait, do you not want to be my friend anymore? 308 00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:07,527 Yes, I'm your friend, and I protected you. 309 00:17:07,530 --> 00:17:08,980 I didn't tell them 310 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,370 the Alien Tracker's death was your fault. 311 00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:14,120 What? How is it my fault? 312 00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:16,744 You sold him out to Harry, and Harry killed him. 313 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,280 Think about it. 314 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:20,680 The last time we knew the Alien Tracker was alive, 315 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:23,340 he was headed to Harry's cabin. 316 00:17:23,350 --> 00:17:25,503 We have to go there and sniff around. 317 00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:34,512 Hey, Deputy, what's the emergency? 318 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,320 I have to tell you something. 319 00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:38,480 Um, but I want to be very careful, 320 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,610 just in case we're being watched. 321 00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:41,644 Come here. 322 00:17:41,650 --> 00:17:43,771 ♪ Late night radio ♪ 323 00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:45,640 ♪ Still hear you singing to me ♪ 324 00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:48,370 This way, if someone is onto us, 325 00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:50,486 nobody can hear what we're saying. 326 00:17:50,490 --> 00:17:52,697 - You're going haying? - No. 327 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:57,744 Listen, that duffel bag belongs to the Alien Tracker's son. 328 00:17:57,750 --> 00:18:00,455 I found the information in a diary. 329 00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:02,415 Who... who has diarrhea? 330 00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:04,709 No, diary! 331 00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:07,003 - Diarrhea? - Diary! 332 00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:10,048 And I found the name of the son's therapist. 333 00:18:10,050 --> 00:18:11,460 He lives in Utah. 334 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:14,510 And get this... he was murdered last night. 335 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,550 Damn. 336 00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:17,960 Things have taken a turn. 337 00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:19,680 It's no wonder you got diarrhea. 338 00:18:19,690 --> 00:18:20,850 What? 339 00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:22,560 Your diarrhea. 340 00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:24,220 Listen, we got to get that van. 341 00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:25,813 John's parents aren't safe. 342 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,560 Why do you have diarrhea? 343 00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:30,620 I don't have diarrhea! 344 00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:36,880 I cleared it up. 345 00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:39,120 I ate a bunch of bananas and toast. 346 00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,640 I can't ask Joseph out. 347 00:18:43,940 --> 00:18:46,250 Why not? He looked at you like a Christmas ham. 348 00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:48,711 I'm just not ready to date. 349 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,230 Come on. Look at you. You're perfect. 350 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,256 You're more than ready. 351 00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:54,520 You're smart, you're funny. 352 00:18:54,530 --> 00:18:55,999 Oh, I would love to go to a restaurant 353 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,960 where they don't give me a pack of crayons to color my menu. 354 00:18:58,980 --> 00:19:00,010 Oh. 355 00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:01,724 I guess you're joining us. 356 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,140 No. 357 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:07,620 I just wanted fries. These need salt. 358 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,690 It's just too soon. 359 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:11,140 I barely left Jimmy. 360 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,660 Is this girl talk? I want to play. 361 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,698 You go, girl. 362 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:20,702 D'arcy and Kayla think that I should ask Deputy Joseph on a date. 363 00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:22,412 You cannot go, girl. 364 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,820 Men ask women out. Women do not ask men. 365 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,290 It is not their place. 366 00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:35,007 Do you want to try that again? 367 00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:36,800 He's not even a nurse. 368 00:19:36,820 --> 00:19:39,137 You will have nothing to talk about. 369 00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:41,120 Have you ever been on a date? 370 00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:43,500 He has. Not much of a talker. 371 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:44,934 Kisses like a goat. 372 00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:46,690 - Ew. - Thank you. 373 00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:49,720 Look. Sometimes it's nice to meet new people, you know? 374 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:50,732 Get to know them. 375 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,060 If Asta goes out with the Grey, 376 00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:56,863 she can get information for me. 377 00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,020 I changed my mind. 378 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,450 You can go on the date. 379 00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:03,745 You think she needs your permission? 380 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:06,748 You said it, sister. Yasss, queen. 381 00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:10,752 He was kind of cute. 382 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,060 There's my girl. 383 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,671 That's also my girl. 384 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,882 Who runs the world? Girls. 385 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,220 Hey, there. 386 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,630 You must be John's parents. 387 00:20:31,650 --> 00:20:33,775 I'm Sheriff Mike Thompson from Patience. 388 00:20:33,780 --> 00:20:35,019 I work with your daughter-in-law. 389 00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:37,640 I'm meeting her and John here to see the van. 390 00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:39,947 We don't have a daughter-in-law or a van. 391 00:20:39,950 --> 00:20:41,800 Don't know a John. 392 00:20:41,810 --> 00:20:43,201 Huh. 393 00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:45,210 I could swear that this was the right house. 394 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:47,520 It's even got a brown barn with white doors. 395 00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:48,980 Don't have a brown barn. 396 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,583 Or white doors. 397 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:54,580 The barn right there, it's brown. 398 00:20:54,590 --> 00:20:56,005 I'm looking at it with my own eyes. 399 00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:58,049 We don't have eyes. 400 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,980 There's a lot of confusing shit coming from over here. 401 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,210 I'm going to be honest with you. 402 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,973 - Hey, it's Livy and John. - Hey-hey. 403 00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:07,760 Hi. 404 00:21:07,770 --> 00:21:08,920 - How are you? - Hello. 405 00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:10,228 Hey, John. 406 00:21:10,230 --> 00:21:12,740 - Hey, honey. - You're just in time. 407 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,020 - Hi, my boy. - Hi, Fingers. 408 00:21:14,030 --> 00:21:15,360 Hey. 409 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:19,362 We made a big batch of jerky this time. 410 00:21:19,370 --> 00:21:20,730 - You should take some home. - Ooh. 411 00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:23,157 You said you didn't know them. 412 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:26,369 Don't take it personally. They just don't trust outsiders. 413 00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:29,205 It's a, you know, fool-me-once kind of thing. 414 00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:31,430 Liv was really worried the van might get you in trouble 415 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:32,500 with the government. 416 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:37,800 The U.S. government? I'm so scared. 417 00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:40,200 Yeah, tell them it's here. This is Ute land. 418 00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:43,120 They come here, I'll be slicing off more than jerky, eh? 419 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:47,960 Come on, my boy. 420 00:21:47,980 --> 00:21:49,659 Come help me. 421 00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:50,685 They're jokers. 422 00:21:52,580 --> 00:21:55,100 Hey, you started without me. 423 00:21:55,110 --> 00:21:57,140 - What do you think? - It looks great, babe. 424 00:21:58,910 --> 00:22:00,987 Is that a fetus? 425 00:22:00,990 --> 00:22:02,480 Yes, it is. 426 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,948 It's, uh, Max. 427 00:22:03,950 --> 00:22:06,860 You know, I kept having this image in my head, 428 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:10,788 and then I realized it must be Max's ultrasound. It's cool, huh? 429 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,209 Oh, God. Uh, I don't... 430 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:17,080 - Babe? - I don't feel so good. 431 00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:19,770 Whew. 432 00:22:19,780 --> 00:22:22,341 Oh, what... what, uh... 433 00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:23,990 what is that bracelet? 434 00:22:25,270 --> 00:22:26,971 Well, uh... 435 00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:30,641 I... I just got it at an antique market. 436 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:33,144 Can you please not point that mug at me? 437 00:22:33,150 --> 00:22:34,687 Oh, I feel sick. 438 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,080 Heroes work alone. 439 00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:44,580 The General may have provided me with the equipment, 440 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:49,120 but I am doing all the work, so I am the real hero. 441 00:22:49,140 --> 00:22:53,159 Just like the most famous alien hero, Superman. 442 00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,420 What do you want? 443 00:22:59,430 --> 00:23:02,000 - I need to talk to you. - Keep him busy. 444 00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:03,990 I need to use your bathroom. 445 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,840 Fine, but do not stink it up. 446 00:23:05,860 --> 00:23:08,346 I have not brushed my teeth yet. 447 00:23:08,350 --> 00:23:10,640 You need to tell me what happened to the Alien Tracker. 448 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,260 Alien Tracker? 449 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:17,840 Well, is an old guy, kind of bald? 450 00:23:17,850 --> 00:23:20,733 I think his son put him in a home. 451 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,850 What are you doing over there? 452 00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:27,680 I thought you said you needed to go to the bathroom. 453 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:29,241 Just looking for a magazine. 454 00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:30,952 It might be a while. 455 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,287 Harry, you need to tell me the truth. 456 00:23:33,290 --> 00:23:35,581 Did you kill him the night I sent him here? 457 00:23:35,590 --> 00:23:37,340 Of course I did not kill him. 458 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:39,120 He did not even come here. 459 00:23:39,140 --> 00:23:40,670 I was very upset. 460 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:45,160 I had to soothe myself with some breezy music. 461 00:23:45,170 --> 00:23:47,009 Have you heard of yacht rock? 462 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,886 Okay, Max. Let's go. 463 00:23:48,890 --> 00:23:51,013 I did not hear a flush. 464 00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:52,980 It was a false alarm. 465 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,220 But I did clean the toilet with your toothbrush. 466 00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,690 Well, the joke is on you 467 00:23:59,710 --> 00:24:03,160 because I will not pay you for your maid service! 468 00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:10,610 See? I told you. 469 00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:13,160 Harry said the Alien Tracker never even came here. 470 00:24:13,170 --> 00:24:15,620 If the Alien Tracker never came here, 471 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,707 then how did I find this? 472 00:24:18,620 --> 00:24:20,000 Harry lied to me? 473 00:24:20,010 --> 00:24:22,545 Yes, because Harry is a bad alien. 474 00:24:22,550 --> 00:24:24,338 I think it's time we got some backup. 475 00:24:24,340 --> 00:24:25,920 I'll put out some feelers to those kids 476 00:24:25,930 --> 00:24:27,079 at the comic book store. 477 00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:32,346 Pass me some more tape. 478 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,170 What you doing with all these sponges? 479 00:24:38,180 --> 00:24:39,800 I didn't want to raise red flags 480 00:24:39,820 --> 00:24:41,420 using department resources, 481 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,400 so I bought the fingerprint kit online. 482 00:24:43,420 --> 00:24:45,359 And the scrubber is for my cast-iron skillet. 483 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,360 Wait, wait, you wash your cast-iron skillet? You can't do that. 484 00:24:48,380 --> 00:24:50,820 Where do you think the food's flavor come from? 485 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,560 - The food? - The skillet. 486 00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:56,140 What you think got more flavor, the food you're cooking, 487 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,581 or 10 years of food cooked on iron? 488 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:02,100 I don't know, but now my stomach feels weird. 489 00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:03,540 Shit. 490 00:25:03,550 --> 00:25:05,840 Scrubbing a cast-iron skillet, that's like... 491 00:25:05,860 --> 00:25:08,049 that's like washing your hands before you eat a sandwich. 492 00:25:08,050 --> 00:25:09,509 Half of what you taste on the sandwiches, 493 00:25:09,510 --> 00:25:10,843 that's... that's finger flavor. 494 00:25:10,850 --> 00:25:13,846 Wait. Is this... 495 00:25:14,950 --> 00:25:16,057 Yeah. 496 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:20,470 That right there is a fingerprint. 497 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:21,660 Good job, Deputy. 498 00:25:23,660 --> 00:25:24,690 Hi. 499 00:25:25,460 --> 00:25:29,240 I'm excited for your date, so I bought you a present. 500 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,238 It's a makeup container. 501 00:25:32,540 --> 00:25:35,700 You can put powder on your nose and on your cheeks. 502 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,496 It's also a listening device, so I can spy on your date. 503 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:40,780 Thank you. That's sweet. 504 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,751 Um, I'm just not really the nose-powdering type. 505 00:25:44,580 --> 00:25:46,320 You should be. 506 00:25:46,330 --> 00:25:48,047 Your face is sweaty. 507 00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:49,959 That's less sweet. 508 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,259 Take it with you on your date with Joseph, 509 00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:55,420 and ask him lots of questions about himself. 510 00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:56,889 Human men like that. 511 00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:58,974 I know how to go on a date. 512 00:25:58,980 --> 00:26:00,267 Do you? 513 00:26:00,270 --> 00:26:02,730 I... I am an alien. 514 00:26:02,740 --> 00:26:05,960 I have been on more dates than you. 515 00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:07,191 Good luck. 516 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,540 I'll be honest, I'm surprised you asked me out. 517 00:26:27,550 --> 00:26:30,740 Well, I'll be honest, I was surprised, too. 518 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,500 I haven't been on a date in a while. 519 00:26:32,510 --> 00:26:34,000 I mean, I could have, probably. 520 00:26:34,700 --> 00:26:36,250 But I've been busy at work, 521 00:26:36,270 --> 00:26:39,580 also reconnecting with my daughter, which is a whole story. 522 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,100 I like to read at night. 523 00:26:41,110 --> 00:26:42,120 I am nervous. 524 00:26:42,130 --> 00:26:43,640 Maybe if I just drink this beer, 525 00:26:43,650 --> 00:26:44,800 my mouth will stop talking. 526 00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:46,180 I'm also divorced. 527 00:26:47,260 --> 00:26:49,000 I like that you're nervous. 528 00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:50,540 It means I'm not the only one. 529 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:52,690 I don't date much either. 530 00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:55,040 Oh, yeah? 531 00:26:55,050 --> 00:26:56,157 Why not? 532 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,500 I move around a lot. 533 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:00,960 I always have, since I was young. 534 00:27:00,980 --> 00:27:03,580 Never stayed in one place for more than a couple of months. 535 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,124 Mm, that's hard. 536 00:27:05,130 --> 00:27:08,580 I grew up here, but I left for a while. 537 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:09,920 And when I came back, 538 00:27:09,940 --> 00:27:13,257 it sort of felt like I left half of myself somewhere else. 539 00:27:13,260 --> 00:27:14,800 Well, I'm glad I met this half. 540 00:27:14,810 --> 00:27:16,240 Uh, or no. 541 00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:20,420 Actually, like, I'm still that person, but two people in one. 542 00:27:21,460 --> 00:27:23,260 - I don't know. - No. 543 00:27:23,270 --> 00:27:27,813 Two people in one, but sometimes only half. 544 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,770 That's kind of a perfect way to put it. 545 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,660 High school was in New Hampshire. 546 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,060 I grew up on a lake. 547 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,780 My mother was a hairdresser named Marlene, 548 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,452 and my father was a small-town doctor. 549 00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:43,746 Kind of like your Harry Vanderspeigle. 550 00:27:43,750 --> 00:27:46,220 Oh, Harry. 551 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,230 - One of a kind. - Tell me about him. 552 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,380 Oh. 553 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,169 Come on, I haven't even finished my first drink yet. 554 00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:54,520 You don't really expect me to talk about work. 555 00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:55,970 Oh. 556 00:27:55,980 --> 00:27:57,860 Don't worry, I won't ask you about Harry again 557 00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,428 until drink number two. 558 00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:07,320 My alliance with the General is working well. 559 00:28:07,340 --> 00:28:10,250 Having her deliver military surveillance equipment to my house 560 00:28:10,270 --> 00:28:12,400 is easier than buying it online. 561 00:28:12,420 --> 00:28:14,610 I did not even have to pay for shipping. 562 00:28:14,620 --> 00:28:17,321 D'arcy doesn't know we're here, okay? 563 00:28:17,330 --> 00:28:19,420 So you have to promise not to say anything. 564 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:20,574 What the hell is this? 565 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,360 I know you'll keep your widdle mouth shut, 566 00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:25,100 because you're not a tattletale. 567 00:28:25,110 --> 00:28:26,120 No, you're not. 568 00:28:26,130 --> 00:28:29,170 You have a tail, but that's just a skin tail, okay? 569 00:28:29,180 --> 00:28:32,000 So time to get your nubs in the tubs. 570 00:28:32,010 --> 00:28:34,660 Asta left her makeup at home. 571 00:28:45,210 --> 00:28:47,920 ♪ Oh, Kevin boy ♪ 572 00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:53,010 ♪ Your skin is pink and stretchy ♪ 573 00:28:53,980 --> 00:28:56,944 ♪ From ear to ear ♪ 574 00:28:56,950 --> 00:29:01,400 ♪ And down to your backside ♪ 575 00:29:01,420 --> 00:29:03,600 ♪ You have no hair ♪ 576 00:29:03,620 --> 00:29:08,760 ♪ And look like a raw chicken ♪ 577 00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:11,625 ♪ It's true, it's true ♪ 578 00:29:11,630 --> 00:29:17,030 ♪ Your skin is soft rawhide ♪ 579 00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:19,660 Oh. 580 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,500 Well, hello, sailor. 581 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:23,670 Hi. 582 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,639 You want to get out? 583 00:29:27,230 --> 00:29:30,311 He gets so self-conscious about his body. 584 00:29:32,860 --> 00:29:34,480 What are you doing here? 585 00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:38,820 Oh, I'm just, you know, making a little Judy soup. 586 00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,140 You want to taste it? 587 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,690 Make sure it's ready? 588 00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:47,820 Oh, oh, no. Oh, my body's rising to the top. 589 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:51,790 - Please stop. - Oh, fine. 590 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,780 Maybe we can just keep this between us 591 00:29:54,790 --> 00:29:57,440 because Asta and D'arcy don't totally know 592 00:29:57,460 --> 00:29:59,180 that I use their bathtub. 593 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,632 Mine's full of dirty dishes. 594 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,677 I will keep it a secret, if you keep it a secret that I was here. 595 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,971 Oh, my lips are sealed. 596 00:30:42,060 --> 00:30:44,580 God, JuJu, you scared me. 597 00:30:44,590 --> 00:30:45,720 What are you doing here? 598 00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:47,805 Uh, Kevin really wanted to see your new place, so... 599 00:30:47,810 --> 00:30:50,950 - Oh, okay. Yeah, sure. - Okay, okay. That's okay, baby. 600 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,394 You can go see the bedroom. 601 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:58,980 And while we were here, we just decided to take a bath. 602 00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:00,984 - Gotta. - It's working really well. 603 00:31:00,990 --> 00:31:02,919 If someone mentioned to you 604 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:06,810 that I was here, then that just means that I am way better 605 00:31:06,820 --> 00:31:08,240 at keeping secrets than he is. 606 00:31:08,980 --> 00:31:10,460 Wait, someone else was here? 607 00:31:11,170 --> 00:31:13,540 The human bladder is not considered full 608 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,620 until it holds two cups of liquid. 609 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,580 Or in this case, that local beer Joseph is drinking. 610 00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:24,570 That was faster than expected. 611 00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:27,886 Maybe because that local beer is already like urine. 612 00:31:31,420 --> 00:31:33,100 - Hello, Asta, my friend. - Mm. 613 00:31:33,110 --> 00:31:34,852 What are you doing here? 614 00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:40,020 I forgot to give you your good luck hug before your date. 615 00:31:40,030 --> 00:31:44,380 - Oh, good luck to you. - Okay. 616 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:45,821 That's sweet, but you can go now. 617 00:31:45,830 --> 00:31:47,948 - Some French fries. - Harry. 618 00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,020 - Oh. - Hi, Mrs. Hawthorne. 619 00:31:59,030 --> 00:32:00,600 - Hi. - Is Max around? 620 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:02,160 Yeah, sure. Come on in. 621 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,480 Max, Sahar is here. 622 00:32:06,390 --> 00:32:08,400 Okay. 623 00:32:08,420 --> 00:32:10,920 I am going to go pick up dinner. 624 00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:14,000 Oh, Sahar, you want to eat with us? 625 00:32:14,020 --> 00:32:15,940 No, thanks. I don't eat takeout, 626 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,479 because the packaging is slowly destroying the Earth. 627 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:19,940 It's okay to just say no. 628 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,550 Where were you? 629 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,519 You were supposed to meet me at the comic book store 630 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,070 so we could find some recruits. 631 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:32,360 I told you, I don't want to be friends with those kids. 632 00:32:32,380 --> 00:32:34,450 Our group is fine with just the two of us. 633 00:32:34,460 --> 00:32:37,039 Two isn't a group. It's a couple. 634 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,916 I thought two was a few. 635 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,084 - Why would you think that? - It rhymes. 636 00:32:41,940 --> 00:32:44,380 Look, more people is better 637 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:48,217 because, like, you never know when you might lose someone. 638 00:32:48,220 --> 00:32:49,885 Who are we going to lose? 639 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,013 Me. 640 00:32:54,060 --> 00:32:55,557 What? 641 00:32:56,180 --> 00:32:57,760 I'm going away, Max. 642 00:32:57,770 --> 00:32:58,936 To jail? 643 00:32:58,940 --> 00:33:00,079 What? 644 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,370 No. 645 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:03,640 I tested into a prestigious academic program 646 00:33:03,660 --> 00:33:05,859 for gifted children in California. 647 00:33:06,620 --> 00:33:09,154 But you can't move away. 648 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,380 I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner. 649 00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:15,060 I just thought if you had some new friends to hang around with, 650 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,030 you wouldn't care if I left. 651 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:18,900 Of course I care. 652 00:33:18,910 --> 00:33:20,560 You're the only real friend I ever had 653 00:33:20,580 --> 00:33:22,584 that didn't make me feel like I'm a freak. 654 00:33:22,590 --> 00:33:24,260 You're not a freak. 655 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:25,587 You're special. 656 00:33:25,590 --> 00:33:27,620 Now that the Alien Tracker is gone, 657 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,008 you're the only one who can identify aliens. 658 00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:32,261 You know what a unique gift that is? 659 00:33:32,270 --> 00:33:33,750 Wait. 660 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,060 Are you saying I'm the new Alien Tracker? 661 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,641 That I'm all-powerful? 662 00:33:37,650 --> 00:33:39,726 What? No, not exactly... 663 00:33:39,730 --> 00:33:45,480 Is it possible only the true Alien Tracker can lift the taser? 664 00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:47,630 Well, I actually carried it out of Harry's house... 665 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,180 I am the one. 666 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,320 I am the Alien Tracker. 667 00:33:51,340 --> 00:33:54,040 I am he, and him is I. 668 00:33:55,740 --> 00:33:58,240 Yeah, Earth is in good hands. 669 00:33:59,290 --> 00:34:00,710 Hey, Dan. Is my order ready? 670 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:01,920 Give me one minute. 671 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:04,660 Oh, hi, Kayla. 672 00:34:04,670 --> 00:34:07,080 - Hi, Rachel. - Mm. 673 00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:09,420 - How's it going? - Oh, I'm good. 674 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,280 I was just grabbing some takeout. 675 00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:13,260 - Come sit. - Oh, thanks. 676 00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:17,040 Oh, you know, I am... 677 00:34:17,060 --> 00:34:18,640 I'm not getting a lot of sleep, 678 00:34:18,660 --> 00:34:20,300 thanks to the owl outside my window 679 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,768 that's keeping me awake at night. 680 00:34:22,580 --> 00:34:24,520 You have an owl outside your house? 681 00:34:24,530 --> 00:34:25,980 Yeah. 682 00:34:26,740 --> 00:34:27,770 Why? 683 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:33,322 Well, it's just, for our people owls are a little taboo. 684 00:34:33,330 --> 00:34:34,740 They're messengers of death. 685 00:34:34,750 --> 00:34:37,060 - What? - Okay, it's more like a metaphor. 686 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,819 You're going to be fine. And come on. We're in Colorado. 687 00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:41,789 There's going to be owls flying all over the place. 688 00:34:41,790 --> 00:34:43,730 Well, the owl isn't flying. 689 00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:47,002 It just sits outside my window and stares at me. 690 00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:50,297 Here you go, Kate. 691 00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:54,843 Three burgers, one extra well-done for Ben. 692 00:34:54,850 --> 00:34:56,845 Hope he enjoys his shoe leather. 693 00:35:01,060 --> 00:35:02,184 What's going on? 694 00:35:02,190 --> 00:35:03,894 Something wrong with the food? 695 00:35:03,900 --> 00:35:06,647 Kate has an owl sitting outside of her window. 696 00:35:07,780 --> 00:35:09,120 It just stares at her. 697 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:16,990 Take this cedar, Kate, and burn it in every room in your house. 698 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,409 But don't use a lighter, use a match. 699 00:35:19,410 --> 00:35:20,410 Oh, my God. 700 00:35:20,420 --> 00:35:23,600 Usually we use sage or sweetgrass. 701 00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:24,873 But this is stronger. 702 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:28,377 It'll offer you more protection, which you need. 703 00:35:28,380 --> 00:35:30,128 Just burn the cedar, okay? 704 00:35:30,130 --> 00:35:31,463 You're going to be fine. 705 00:35:31,470 --> 00:35:33,632 Wait, would you come over to the house and help me? 706 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,180 No, no, no, no, no, no. 707 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,440 Dan, would you... 708 00:35:40,190 --> 00:35:41,599 Are you sure you don't want any dessert, 709 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:42,890 or another drink, maybe? 710 00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:45,090 No, thank you. But you know... 711 00:35:45,100 --> 00:35:47,354 Do I need to put up no trespassing signs? 712 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:48,750 You have three seconds to tell me 713 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,300 why you're listening to Asta's date, 714 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,192 or I'm going to smash this shit. 715 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,300 I do not care. 716 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,529 If you break it, you buy it. 717 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,829 That is way more pieces than I would have guessed. 718 00:36:03,830 --> 00:36:05,247 You are so stupid! 719 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:09,751 Now the world will end, and it will be your fault. 720 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:10,969 What the hell are you talking about? 721 00:36:10,970 --> 00:36:13,046 Joseph is a Grey alien. 722 00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:17,130 What? And you let Asta go out with him? 723 00:36:17,140 --> 00:36:21,888 I needed to figure out what the Grey aliens were doing here. 724 00:36:21,890 --> 00:36:23,820 Oh, by risking Asta's life? 725 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:28,059 I was keeping Asta safe by listening to the date, 726 00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:31,440 but you broke the radio. 727 00:36:31,460 --> 00:36:33,024 How could you do that to Asta? 728 00:36:33,030 --> 00:36:34,401 You're a bad friend. 729 00:36:34,410 --> 00:36:35,670 Pick up. 730 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,571 Pick up, goddamn it. 731 00:36:37,580 --> 00:36:39,380 Do not worry. 732 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,200 He will not hurt her when they are in public. 733 00:36:41,220 --> 00:36:43,660 Well, they left Laurent's. 734 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,040 All right. They're headed to our apartment. 735 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,550 You are tracking Asta? 736 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,200 You are doing what I was doing. 737 00:36:51,210 --> 00:36:52,961 It's only creepy if you do it. 738 00:36:54,650 --> 00:36:57,240 - Can I get a ride with you? - Uh, no. 739 00:36:57,970 --> 00:37:01,300 Yeah, it was kind of our special thing. 740 00:37:01,310 --> 00:37:03,138 When me and Dad went fishing, 741 00:37:03,140 --> 00:37:07,500 I don't know, it was like the rest of the world didn't exist. 742 00:37:10,580 --> 00:37:12,397 What about your mother? 743 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:18,860 Um, she wasn't around. 744 00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:23,150 - Oh. - Hey. 745 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,360 Oh, are you okay? 746 00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:28,330 Uh, no. No, I... 747 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,334 I had a gnarly fish sandwich, so I'm sick. 748 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,750 I should be alone with Asta. 749 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,460 Oh. 750 00:37:38,470 --> 00:37:40,120 Okay, I'm here. 751 00:37:40,140 --> 00:37:41,720 - Everything's going to be okay. - Yeah. 752 00:37:41,740 --> 00:37:43,630 Oh, yeah. 753 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,723 Well, yeah. Well, I should probably go. Thank you. 754 00:37:46,730 --> 00:37:48,160 I'm sorry. 755 00:37:48,180 --> 00:37:50,140 Thank you for a lovely evening, and... 756 00:37:51,820 --> 00:37:53,499 - Maybe we could do it again sometime. - All right. 757 00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:55,500 - It's not a good time. - Okay. 758 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,480 All right. I need to tell you something. 759 00:37:57,490 --> 00:37:59,027 Wait, that was an act? 760 00:37:59,030 --> 00:38:01,230 - I had to get rid of him. - Why? 761 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,079 You're the one that wanted me to go on this date. 762 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,825 You made me buy new underwear. 763 00:38:04,830 --> 00:38:07,327 You should sit down. 764 00:38:07,330 --> 00:38:10,070 And, uh, maybe start drinking that wine. 765 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,120 - Uh... - From the bottle. 766 00:38:11,130 --> 00:38:12,340 Now you're scaring me. 767 00:38:12,350 --> 00:38:14,290 What's going on? 768 00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:15,335 Harry. 769 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:20,540 What is Harry doing here? 770 00:38:20,550 --> 00:38:23,140 Yes, Harry, what are you doing here? 771 00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:30,640 Joseph is a Grey alien here to destroy the planet. 772 00:38:30,650 --> 00:38:31,768 What? 773 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:37,240 And you let me go on a date with him? 774 00:38:37,260 --> 00:38:42,230 Also, Judy Pooper used your bathtub without permission. 775 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:44,600 Can you believe her? 776 00:38:51,990 --> 00:38:55,792 I think I would feel better if someone said something. 777 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,840 Such a bad alien. 778 00:38:58,860 --> 00:39:01,600 - You're bad! - No, don't hit him with that. 779 00:39:01,620 --> 00:39:03,341 Fine. 780 00:39:03,350 --> 00:39:04,459 Now that you know who Harry is, 781 00:39:04,460 --> 00:39:06,806 you should also know that he's not emotionally evolved 782 00:39:06,807 --> 00:39:08,638 enough to distinguish between right and wrong. 783 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,580 - He's basically a child. - Just a child. 784 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,140 - He doesn't get it. - I don't get it. 785 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:14,690 But I still want to hit him. 786 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:18,140 I only did it because I was trying to save the Earth. 787 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,066 Okay, but we talked about this before. 788 00:39:20,070 --> 00:39:23,361 You don't do that to someone that you care about. 789 00:39:23,370 --> 00:39:25,864 I also care about the Earth. 790 00:39:25,870 --> 00:39:28,116 I had no choice. 791 00:39:28,940 --> 00:39:31,030 Please, Harry, just go. 792 00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:49,429 You know, I'm more mad at myself than Harry. 793 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:52,700 What is wrong with me? 794 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:54,019 I finally feel like going on a date 795 00:39:54,020 --> 00:39:56,300 for the first time since Jimmy, and what do I do? 796 00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:58,813 I choose the asshole again. 797 00:39:58,820 --> 00:40:00,600 You can't blame yourself. 798 00:40:00,620 --> 00:40:02,442 Come on. 799 00:40:02,450 --> 00:40:05,070 No, it's just bad luck. 800 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,010 You can't... you can't give up. 801 00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:12,760 "Had fun. 802 00:40:12,770 --> 00:40:15,800 You looked very pretty tonight. Can I see you again?" 803 00:40:15,810 --> 00:40:17,630 - Aw. - Aw, that's kind of sweet... no. 804 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,418 - What the hell? - You should give up. 805 00:40:25,820 --> 00:40:28,260 I used to prefer working alone. 806 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,760 But as a human, you're never really alone. 807 00:40:35,020 --> 00:40:36,780 Okay. 808 00:40:36,790 --> 00:40:38,603 - Night. - Night. 809 00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:43,400 Every decision you make affects other people. 810 00:41:01,050 --> 00:41:02,600 Maybe that's why humans struggle 811 00:41:02,620 --> 00:41:04,500 with difficult decisions all the time. 812 00:41:04,510 --> 00:41:05,755 _ 813 00:41:08,140 --> 00:41:11,040 _ 814 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,550 Some are small and affect only a few. 815 00:41:16,860 --> 00:41:18,935 I think we should sell the house. 816 00:41:21,530 --> 00:41:25,360 Other decisions are so big they affect the entire planet. 817 00:41:25,380 --> 00:41:28,520 I knew what I was doing when I told Asta to date Joseph. 818 00:41:28,540 --> 00:41:29,930 I was making the decision 819 00:41:29,950 --> 00:41:33,120 that the Earth is more important than any one person. 820 00:41:33,140 --> 00:41:37,460 But what if that one person feels more important than anything? 821 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,110 What if you love them so much, 822 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,000 you will choose what is best for them 823 00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:44,080 over what is best for an entire planet? 824 00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:48,640 If I am a superhero, Asta is my kryptonite. 825 00:41:51,990 --> 00:41:53,300 Harry? 826 00:41:54,780 --> 00:41:57,432 Harry, you scared me. 827 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,800 What are you doing here? 828 00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:05,730 Are you crying? 829 00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:08,401 I came in here to kill you. 830 00:42:09,230 --> 00:42:10,487 What's that now? 831 00:42:10,490 --> 00:42:12,300 Oh, do not worry. 832 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,199 I could not do it. 833 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:20,872 And even if I did, your murder would be gentle, painless. 834 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,080 Okay. 835 00:42:23,100 --> 00:42:25,540 Well, that's good to know. 836 00:42:25,550 --> 00:42:27,560 Asta, what should I do? 837 00:42:27,580 --> 00:42:29,800 I could have gotten information from Joseph, 838 00:42:29,820 --> 00:42:33,820 information that would help me save the planet. 839 00:42:35,260 --> 00:42:37,055 But I had to stop because of you. 840 00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:42,185 I will always have to stop because of you. 841 00:42:42,190 --> 00:42:44,229 I don't understand. 842 00:42:44,230 --> 00:42:46,314 I care about you too much. 843 00:42:48,030 --> 00:42:52,500 If I could just kill you, I could save the world. 844 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,040 But if I save you, 845 00:42:54,060 --> 00:42:56,340 then the world dies and you die with it, 846 00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:59,160 so why can I not just kill you? 847 00:42:59,180 --> 00:43:02,230 Oh, Harry. 848 00:43:02,250 --> 00:43:03,360 Oh, Har... 849 00:43:03,370 --> 00:43:04,874 You're afraid of me now. 850 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,127 No, I know you would never kill me. 851 00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,380 And I'm going to help you. 852 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,383 I will not let you fail your mission. 853 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,510 You'll kill yourself? 854 00:43:16,540 --> 00:43:18,179 You are such a good friend! 855 00:43:18,180 --> 00:43:20,980 - Oh. - You're a good friend. 856 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,180 No. 857 00:43:22,190 --> 00:43:25,353 Do you know what one of the best things is about being human? 858 00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,980 The colon. 859 00:43:26,990 --> 00:43:28,200 Choice. 860 00:43:28,220 --> 00:43:30,980 We choose what we do, okay? 861 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,486 I'm going to go on another date with Joseph. 862 00:43:33,490 --> 00:43:35,300 No, you cannot do that. 863 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,991 The Grey aliens are very dangerous. 864 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,659 I know. But I choose to go. 865 00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:44,100 And... and this time, you won't have to hide a mic in my bag. 866 00:43:44,110 --> 00:43:45,900 I'll find out what you need to know. 867 00:43:45,910 --> 00:43:48,042 You and I are going to save Earth together. 868 00:43:48,790 --> 00:43:50,550 The problem with working as a team 869 00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:53,080 is sometimes other people can hold you back. 870 00:43:53,100 --> 00:43:56,120 But all the best superheroes have sidekicks. 871 00:43:56,140 --> 00:43:58,820 Even Superman has Lois Lane. 872 00:44:00,260 --> 00:44:02,940 If you have the right person on your team, 873 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,860 they do not hold you back. 874 00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,030 They lift you up. 875 00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:15,904 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 62209

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