All language subtitles for Lexx S04E03 - P4X (1080p AI Upscale DVD x265 HEVC 10bit AC3 Vertag)

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What was your crime?

Not flying as far away as
I could from this

stupid planet when I had the chance.

In your big dragonfly?

The Lexx.

Why didn't you?

Because I'm stupid, OK?

I wish I could fly away from
this planet.

Will you take me with you
when you go?

Tell Prince I wanna talk to him!

Tell him - I'm

very uncomfortable,

he's made his point,

and I'm willing to make a deal!

Stanley -

Tell him Stanley H Tweedle
is a practical man!

What kind of deal?

Look, no offence OK,

but I don't like children.

We're stuck here beside each
other for now,

so I'll agree not to bug you,

if you agree not to bug me.

- OK?
- OK.

I'm in agony here!

Tell Prince I wanna see him right now!

Lexx 4.03
P4X

You're the one that killed four guys

at the Lilliput trailer park, right?

I didn't kill anyone.

I believe you, name?

Xev.

Xev what?

Xev Bellringer of B3K.

Is B3K in Texas?

No.

Then where is it?

B3K is another planet,

far away from here.

Ain't no space on this form
for other planets.

All I know is that I'm from
the planet B3K.

I don't know where on it exactly.

OK, lets make this easy -
did you grow up

in a city, town, or in the countryside?

I grew up in a box.

That'd be Houston then.

How long do I have to stay here?

Oh, I'd say about -

25, years, to life.

That's 25 of

our Earth years.

What's that for?

That's a fresh pair of panties
for you to put on.

Don't matter whether you
like 'em or not -

you won't be wearing 'em long.

Do you have joy in your life?

No.

I'd like to give you a life of joy!

I was asleep. You woke me up.

That does not make my life joyful.

But it's 3 o'clock in the afternoon.

I prefer to sleep during the day.

Why?

Because that's when people
like you are awake.

OK.

So where you from?

Sulphur Louisiana.

Where?

I'm from Sulphur Louisiana.

Ah.

Nice place?

No.

Oh.
Too bad.

Where are you from?

Well -

I'm from Ostral B, actually.

Ostral B?

Yeah, yeah -

I was a hero there.

But that's in the Light Universe,

you know, it's a different universe
from this one.

This is the Dark Universe.

The last planet I was on
the Cluster,

which was the capital of the
League of 20,000 Planets.

What did you do there?

Security.

What kind of security?
Was it dangerous?

Dangerous?

I laugh in the face of danger.

Did you capture space criminals?

Well, yeah, stuff like that -

look, you don't get

- to be the captain of the most powerful
- Oh, Stanley,

- Stanley.
- vessel in the two universes

without having gone through quite a few

difficult situations.

Wow.

They put me here because
I saw your spaceship

go behind the moon with my telescope.

What's it like?

Well, like a big bug really -

except with mechanical parts.

And - it is

the most powerful destructive force

- ever built.
- Who owns it?

Well, I guess you could say
I do, Stanley H Tweedle.

How do you control it?

Well, it's kinda hard to
explain really -

look, this is a Type 13 planet,

and you people -

you're nowhere near my level
of mental advancement.

Guess not.

But I'll try to put it as simply
as I can -

um,

I control the Lexx

with a key -

key?

That lives inside me, and only me.

- Forever and ever?
- Forever and ever -

well, as long as I'm alive anyway.

So, yeah - we flew down here in a moth.

Like the kind that flies around
at night?

Well yeah, kinda, except ours are

much bigger. Ours are big enough
to carry passengers.

- I am feeling...
- Prince stole one.

Prince isn't a very nice man.

Evil.

You know, I don't even know
if Prince is a man.

I mean, he used to be

the ruler of this really

evil planet called Fire,

and he, he would die over
and over again,

and every time he'd come
back, same as before,

except more evil.

Tweet, tweet,

Tweedle.

What frequency should I use?

- It does not matter.
- Why not?

790 listens to all frequencies.

He will respond to the sound
of my voice.

Really?

790.

Oh, breath of death! Breathe
life into me again!

790 has an affinity for dead men.

Just one stiff -

and he is the stiffest!

- May I talk to Stanley?
- Why would you want to?

790, please tell Stanley that
I would like to talk to him.

Sadly, you can't.

- Why not?
- He's gone.

- Where?
- Down to the Earth, with Prince.

The same Prince who ruled the
planet Fire?

He looked the same. And
he was just as evil.

He said his name was Isambard Prince.

- Where did he take Stanley?
- Out of my sight,

and away from you, which is entirely

excellent from my point of view.

Isambard Prince is a truly evil man

at the head of an evil organisation -

the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco
and Firearms.

Where would I find him?

In Washington DC.

What is Washington DC?

The capital city of this country.

Where are you going?

To find Stan and Xev.

Kai! Kai!

Don't leave. We have so much
more to talk about.

Kai! Talk to me.

Kai! Kai!

You promised to help us leave
this planet.

The dead clearly do not keep
their promises.

790?

Yes, beloved blackness?

I want you to search all
electromagnetic

signals on this planet for
any information

that will help me locate Stan and Xev.

I can't.

- Why not?
- I'm too busy -

dreaming of you.

Do you love me, 790?

Madly!

Then you will do as I say,

and help me find Xev and Stan.

Oh, all right then -

but under protest!

And 790-

I want you to tell these people
everything they need

to know to be able to leave this
planet in the way they want.

You could have asked me to do
something difficult at least.

We need to leave this planet
in the next few months.

Teach us how to build a space vessel

capable of carrying us safely to
another life bearing planet.

You can't build one.

But you just said to Kai

that it was not difficult.

Of course it's not difficult -

and of course you can't build one because

this is a type 13 planet in its
final stage.

You simply do not have the technology
to create such a vessel.

However -

you do have the rough technology

to build big machines, which
can build smaller machines

which can build the tiny machines

capable of constructing the
vessel you need.

You do a good job now.

That's enough!

I want to wear my own clothes.

I hate to disappoint you,

but one does not get to
wear what one

wants in the Texas prison system.

Anyway, like I was saying Prince

stole a moth, flew it down here.

How?

Well, moths aren't that hard
to fly really,

you just point the joystick where
you want, and -

off you go.

Oh, black and beautiful!

What is it, 790?

My good deed for the day.

Yeah, we flew down in a moth and then

flew into a little building underground,

then he took me up, put me
up here beside you.

Where's your moth shuttle now?

I don't know.

Somewhere right around here, I hope.

Thank you, 790.

What is Stanley's location?

I don't know.

Somewhere on that stupid planet.

Where exactly?

I don't know!

I suppose I could trace the signal
and figure it out eventually -

if I really had to.

But I would have to analyse
endless possibilities,

which is just a huge waste of time.

790-

waste the time, and inform me of
Stanley Tweedle's

precise location as soon as
you have determined it.

Oh!

Hello, captain.

- Well, finally!
- Finally - what?

Finally I get off this wall.

This is really uncomfortable,
you know.

Sadly - for you at least -

I'm not here to release you.

At least, not in the way that
you would like.

Now -

who shall I drop to his death first?

The security guard 4th class,

or the pathetic little
science student?

Drop the pathetic little
science student!

Perhaps, but not quite yet.

First, there's an experiment I want

to try with you, Stanley.

- Experiment?
- Yes Stanley.

You have the key, to the Lexx.

I want it.

No way, pal.

Yes way, Stanley.

Because the only way I can be

one hundred percent certain

that when the Lexx leaves this planet

I will be onboard, is for me

to have the key.

- So you wanna make a deal?
- No -

I want to kill you.

And at your moment of death,

in theory anyway, the key will fly

from your hand - and into mine.

And I'm about to test that theory

right now, by removing your supports

and dropping you to your death
on the concrete floor below.

No!

Why?

You can't kill him!

He's an Ostral B hero.

Is he now?

Yeah, and the key might go into
him instead of you.

Precisely, and that's why
he is a very

important part of this experiment.

Because if the key does go into him,

I shall press a second button

and drop the pathetic little science

student to his death.

The key still won't go into you.

We'll see.

It won't go into you because
it can't!

- Why not?
- Because you're not alive.

The key can only go into somebody
who's really alive,

and that means it's gonna find
someone else.

I think I'm really alive.

Yeah, but you're not sure, are ya?

Perhaps.

Still, this is an awfully good
way to find out.

"My name is" -

then just pick a name from the list -

Tiffany, Melanie, any name,
it doesn't matter.

"I am sixteen years old,

with blue eyes and blonde hair".

Or green eyes and red hair,
they like that too.

"I am a junior in high school.

I have no boyfriend,

- because I study all the time -
- How do you spell school?

S- c-h-o-o-I

and look -

don't worry about the spelling.

You think they read the letters?

All they want is your panties,
to do whatever it is they -

I don't really want to think about it.

All you need to know is that
inmates in this

facility will not receive
clean underwear

unless they've handed in their
dirty ones

with one of these nice

little letters attached.

Am I making myself clear?

Good. Where was I?

"I have no boyfriend".

"I have no boyfriend,

because I study all the time

to get good grades"

which is something none of
you ever did. Anyway -

"Someday I want to fall in love
with a strong

and handsome businessman,

with lots and lots of money. "

You're pretty.

You're sick.

I'm learning to live with it.

What do you want, my beloved
darling daughter?

Who is she?

That's Xev of B3K.

She's from another planet.

And she's already killed four people,

so don't get too close.

"I hope you enjoy

my panties.

They are my favourite pair, which
my mother gave me

on my birthday.

I only wore them once.

I like to make people happy"

Love, Tiffany, Melanie,

Jessica - whatever.

Off with your panties!

Well?

Well?

Underwear, please.

She hasn't written anything down -

you haven't written anything down!

Look at her paper, it's
completely blank.

I'm leaving, so - goodbye.

If only it were that easy.

Put her in the hold!

That filly needs to be broken.

Whatever it is that goes on

in that girl's mind comes entirely

from your side of the family.

She's no daughter of mine,

she comes from some kind
of parallel universe.

And you don't?!

No!

It doesn't appear to be working.

Nevertheless, the first part
of my little

experiment is now complete.

The key has left you, Stanley,

but unfortunately has
transferred itself

to the pathetic little science
student instead of me.

However, before I can start
the second part

of my experiment, which is to
drop that science student

to his death,

perhaps I ought to cut you
down first.

After all,

we don't want the key returning
to you now, do we?

Please Prince, please I'll do anything
you want, anything!

I'll do it.

Hey, hey, kid, kid, we're friends,
right?

I'll cut his fingers off.

Why do you want to?

I don't know, I just do for
some reason.

Please Mr Prince -

I want to kill him.

Hey, hey, hey! Sulphur Louisiana,

Ostral B, remember?!

What a bad choice.

I think I rather like him.

That's boy!

Hey,

I was kidding! I really do
like children!

Looks like your little
science student

isn't so pathetic after all.

Hey kid!

Kid, please come back, get me
down outta here.

I can't hold on here!

Come on Stan. Come on Stan,
you can do it Stan.

Thank you thank you thank you
thank you!

Nice bootie, nice bootie.

Ha, ha.

Can't fool Stanley.

So, you were mortal after all.

Weren't you, Prince?

Don't be so sure, Stanley.

However, I do now better understand

the meaning of the word pain.

Stanley -

we must stop the boy.

- We?
- Yes -

you and me.

The boy intends to steal the Lexx

from the two of us.

He intends to escape with me.

Stanley -

you are a fool.

Why don't you listen to
someone who knows

human nature better than you.

Goodbye, Prince. I'm outta here.

Stanley - where are you going?

As far away from you as I can get.

How?

I know where the moth is.

Do you?

Tell us your story.

I'm Xev Bellringer.

My story?

After I was abandoned by my
parents as a child,

I grew up in a box, on the
planet B3K,

which is in the Light Universe.

- I have found it, but it's everywhere.
- That's a parallel universe

- to this one,
- Where?

- which is called the Light Zone.
- Everywhere! All over the planet.

It's an Internet site called P4X.

The Internet is a computer
communication network.

- P4X is a famous site.
- Unfortunately, the Light Universe

doesn't exist anymore.

It was destroyed by robotic drone arms

under the control of the evil
Bio-Vizier Mantrid.

On the Cluster,

I was sentenced to become a love slave.

I was given

a beautiful body

and programmed

to fall totally in love with the
first man I saw.

But the operation went wrong.

I got the body.

A robot head, 790, got the
mental programming

I was supposed to get

and now he's totally in love

with a dead man -

- Kai.
- And proud of it!

- Where does it come from?
- "You have to understand... "

No-one knows.

- P4X is a bandit site.
- I was programmed by a machine

- to be the perfect woman
- Every time it appears it has a

- different computer address.
- to make a man happy

through physical love -

but I never get the chance.

Every time I'm close to love,

something goes wrong.

I'm not a love slave -

I'm a loveless slave.

I have the perfect body,

but I cannot find myself a man.

I thought I loved Kai,

and maybe I still do

- 790, locate the origin of this signal.
- but I have learned that I cannot find love

- Kay.
- I can't! It's everywhere.

Who cares about her anyway?

Think more about me!

Locate the origin of the signal.

- OK, OK, I'll try.
- Every night when I go to sleep,

I dream of finding myself

hot and wet and naked in bed

with a strong man

and well equipped

- man.
- There.

- Where?
- I don't know.

Somewhere very close to where you are
now, in the Earth state of Texas.

But that's the best I can do -

for a while anyway.

All I know is -

- I want to find him.
- Thank you 790.

Will you be back?

Perhaps.

I have to find him.

I can't find my father!

I can't find my father!

What's wrong, son?

I've lost my father.

He was here, and I was with him, but

now I can't find him.

What's your father's name?

Why am I doing this?

You're the most evil person I ever met,
I can't believe I'm helping you.

Sometimes Stanley, in order to help

yourself, you have to help others.

He must have taken it.

- What?
- My key card.

That's how he got out.

Hey - that's not a toy, kid.

My father went to the room
where the secret

special space moth is kept.

Where is it?

Here, give me the gun and
I'll tell you.

You tell me where the moth is,
and I'll give it to you.

Back down this way,

till you hit room A1.

Now give it to me.

You asked for it.

So what do we do now?

We wait for him to find the moth.

Oh, what good is that gonna do us?

The moth is here, Stanley.

- Here?-
- Yes.

- Where?
- Over there,

in that corner.

Well then why did we try
to open the door?

In order to get help.

Oh, for yourself, right?

Not for me, because if the
moth is already here,

I didn't need to go anywhere, did I?

Oh you really are so evil.

We just passed ten million logins -

it's the best ever.

She's the best ever.

Give it to her.

What?

The missionary.

Could you read this for me please?

- What part?
- Any part.

The Dallas Bugle. A dollar fifty.

The most read paper in Texas".

Thank you. That's all I need.

I can read the rest myself now.

You're weird, mister.

The dead

are weird.

Why do you watch that?

It's more exciting than anything

that happens in this marriage.

Nothing exciting ever happened
in this marriage.

Must have had one moment of excitement.

- I don't remember it.
- Nor do I -

but our beloved darling daughter
came about somehow.

- That's her!
- Who?

The new prisoner -

Xev of - R2D2.

That ain't possible. I put Xev
of B3K in the hold.

He's impressive.

- It's Lomea!
- Who?

Our beloved darling daughter -

who sleeps all day, and says
she does nothing all night.

This is what she really does.

- Unlock it.
- No.

Open it!

This isn't it, I was already
in this room.

Where's the moth?

It's over there, in the back corner.

Behind the support, you can
just see it.

Thanks.

Stanley.

Digby! You came back!

Lomea!

The prison's closed, nothing's
open till 8, so leave,

you better come back later.

I am looking for Xev of B3K.

So are we.

- Are you a relation?
- No.

- I must see her now.
- It's not that easy, matey boy.

She's being held for murder.

Did she kill anyone?

I guess not - this here fax is
ordering her release.

You look weird.

I am dead.

What do you want Xev for?

To assist her in leaving.

Leaving Texas?

Leaving this planet.

Lomea!

Hey, steady matey boy!

No-one comes in off the street
and leaves with an inmate.

Until now.

Don't just stand there, Stanley.

He'll take the Lexx and leave
without us.

Hey kid, stop!

You can't fly the Lexx without me.

You said all that's needed
is the key to fly it,

and I have the key, right?

Yeah, but you need me, you
won't know what to do.

You need my superior intelligence!

You can't leave me here,
I'm an Ostral B hero!

I salute you, noble hero!

You can't leave me here on
this stupid planet,

you can't leave me here with Prince!

- Quickly, Stanley!
- What?

The blue button on the panel
near the door.

- What about it?
- Press it, now!

I am the captain of the Lexx!

I control the most powerful
weapon ever built,

and I am leaving this planet forever!

I am the captain of -

No, No, Nooo!

I'm sorry! I'm so ever sorry!

About what?

About being forced to do this to you.

You're not doing it to me - they are.

Think of it that way.

And I don't

really mind.

Oh - but -

But what?

I wanna stay faithful to my
Snugga Wuzza.

Who is Snugga Wuzza?

She's in the front row of my choir.

I know she don't see me now,

but every night I pray that someday
she'll be my bride.

Yeah?

I wanna save myself for her,

and give her a life of joy.

Stanley -

Kai!

Xev.

Who are you?

I was doing my mission -

spreading a life of joy.

What is this sick business you
got going on here?

I was abducted by her,

along with the rest of them.

The rest of who?

Up there, up there.

This is your missionary collection?

It's my Internet project,

to make some money -

so that I could get away from you!

Make some extra money?

This little stunt's gonna land
you behind bars.

I'm underage.

Oh, I take after you, both of you!

We are finished.

They're gonna kick us out of
the prison system,

unless I apply for a transfer.

Hinsville?

Supposed to be nice there,
in the spring.

It's a life of joy.

- What is it?
- It is called a book.

Books contain useful information -
sometimes.

And interesting stories -

less often.

The moth we came in was destroyed,
wasn't it?

Yes.

So where will we go now?

To Washington DC.

What's in Washington DC?

Stanley.

Oh.

I hope you're happy.

Nothing will ever make me happy
when I have parents like you.

So, what's next, Mr

Success-story-not-exactly?

You always wanted me to have
a political career.

I thought maybe I'd try and get
elected Mayor of Waco.

What was that? Stop the car!

I just saw something move.

I just saw something move!

What is keeping that mother
of yours?

Heidi,

beloved darling -

what's eating you now?

Goodbye, creeps.

Get me down outta here!

Prince!

OK Prince,

you made your point. Ah!

Stop fooling around with
these stupid manacles!

And - uh oh! Hang on for dear
life, meat puppet!

Whee! And open!

Close!

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