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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,660 World War 2 caused numerous deaths in Britain, 2 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:24,330 leading to a scarcity of labor in England 3 00:01:24,950 --> 00:01:28,660 for working on their farms and in factories. 4 00:01:28,870 --> 00:01:31,450 So, they encouraged migration from India. 5 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:35,000 Youth from Punjab settled in England. 6 00:01:35,540 --> 00:01:39,500 Witnessing their advancements, more people were tempted to move. 7 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:44,330 The Commonwealth Immigration Act of 1962 put a stop to migration. 8 00:01:44,950 --> 00:01:47,040 It was no longer easy to go to England. 9 00:01:47,750 --> 00:01:50,870 But the dream to settle in England persisted. 10 00:02:53,250 --> 00:02:54,120 Hey! 11 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:56,830 You can't smoke. 12 00:02:59,870 --> 00:03:00,750 Lighter? 13 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:03,000 You can't smoke here. 14 00:03:04,290 --> 00:03:05,290 Smoke detector. 15 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:08,950 Then take me out. 16 00:03:09,870 --> 00:03:10,950 That's not allowed. 17 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:53,040 Just keep an eye. 18 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,250 Patel! Where the hell's my visa? 19 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:41,370 Manu, I'm in a meeting. It's urgent. 20 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:43,120 More urgent than this? 21 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,290 Will you guys wait outside? 22 00:04:45,370 --> 00:04:47,250 Manu, come this way. 23 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,120 See, this is the door and... 24 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:51,120 Enough, Manu! 25 00:04:51,790 --> 00:04:53,910 As an advocate, I can tell you 26 00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:56,370 that your visa for India is difficult. 27 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:59,830 Pakistan, Singapore, China, Dubai... 28 00:05:00,290 --> 00:05:02,370 name any neighboring country. 29 00:05:02,450 --> 00:05:04,750 - I'll get you a visa in a day. - Hang on. 30 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:09,580 If your wife's going to Ahmedabad, do you buy a ticket for Islamabad? 31 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,120 "Best" immigration lawyer? Dimwit! 32 00:05:13,370 --> 00:05:14,330 You are the dimwit! 33 00:05:14,700 --> 00:05:16,870 I'm trying my best. It takes time! 34 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:20,250 Your case is a mess. 35 00:05:20,410 --> 00:05:22,700 I'm in this mess, thanks to you. 36 00:05:22,870 --> 00:05:24,120 Get out of here! 37 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,660 Go where? It's my office. 38 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:31,830 Nobody can get you to India! 39 00:05:31,910 --> 00:05:32,910 Take it from me. 40 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,450 Your IV bag is empty. I'll get you a refill. 41 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:40,160 Drink up! 42 00:05:50,370 --> 00:05:52,290 One man can get me to India. 43 00:05:52,910 --> 00:05:53,790 Who? 44 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:55,580 Hardy. 45 00:05:55,660 --> 00:05:56,540 Hardy who? 46 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:58,660 Wait, that crazy soldier?! 47 00:06:00,410 --> 00:06:02,120 Are you still in touch with him? 48 00:06:04,450 --> 00:06:05,870 We last met in court. 49 00:06:06,410 --> 00:06:07,500 You were there. 50 00:06:07,750 --> 00:06:10,000 That was 25 years ago! 51 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:12,580 He could be dead and gone. 52 00:06:12,660 --> 00:06:14,330 God forbid! 53 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:18,200 If you have a shred of ability, get me his number. 54 00:06:23,580 --> 00:06:27,200 Welcome to Laltu's Seniors Sports Meet. 55 00:06:28,370 --> 00:06:33,660 Runners in the 400-meter race are... 56 00:06:33,910 --> 00:06:38,080 Mr. Sodhi, gold winner in 2020, 57 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:43,540 Mr. Dhingra, Mr. Gurpal Bhatia, 58 00:06:43,910 --> 00:06:47,250 charming Mr. Chawla, dashing Mr. Duggal. 59 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:49,750 And lastly, Laltu's pride 60 00:06:49,870 --> 00:06:52,620 gold-medal winner of the last two years, 61 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:55,370 champion Hardy Singh! 62 00:06:55,660 --> 00:06:58,870 Hardy! Hardy! 63 00:06:58,950 --> 00:07:01,580 Hardy! Hardy! 64 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:06,870 Can Hardy pull off a hat trick? 65 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:09,410 For two years-- Switch off your phone, Geetu! 66 00:07:09,540 --> 00:07:12,080 Sorry. It's Hardy's phone. 67 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:14,750 On your mark... 68 00:07:17,830 --> 00:07:21,160 Hardy! Hardy! 69 00:07:21,330 --> 00:07:23,120 Today-- Switch off the damn phone! 70 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:26,290 Just a minute. It's a call from London. 71 00:07:26,790 --> 00:07:28,580 Set... 72 00:07:31,580 --> 00:07:34,370 Hardy's in a race. Who's calling? 73 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:38,080 Hang up, man! 74 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,200 Shut up! 75 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:40,830 Hardy! 76 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:47,660 The race is underway! Mr. Sodhi has seized the lead! 77 00:07:47,750 --> 00:07:50,200 Hold on a moment! Mr. Hardy has surpassed Mr. Dhingra. 78 00:07:50,290 --> 00:07:52,370 Hardy, it's Manu! 79 00:07:52,450 --> 00:07:56,950 What a guy! A jewel! Runs on love's fuel! 80 00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:00,870 -"What a guy!" women sigh! - Hardy! 81 00:08:00,950 --> 00:08:04,450 - After creating him... - It's Manu! 82 00:08:04,540 --> 00:08:08,160 The Lord took a bow I excelled myself somehow! 83 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:12,200 Sodhi, your pants are falling. It's a race, not a striptease! 84 00:08:12,290 --> 00:08:16,200 Son of the land Always takes a stand! 85 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:19,790 A friend's friend A foe's woe! 86 00:08:19,870 --> 00:08:23,370 - Ask for his heart and this prince - Hardy, it's Manu! 87 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:27,330 - Gives his life without a wince! - Hardy... 88 00:08:27,410 --> 00:08:30,370 Hardy is about to create a hat trick! 89 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:34,290 Hardy, call from London. It's Manu! 90 00:08:43,540 --> 00:08:44,620 Manu! 91 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:47,410 Give me the phone. 92 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:48,950 Hello? 93 00:08:49,290 --> 00:08:50,160 Manu? 94 00:08:53,790 --> 00:08:54,830 Manu? 95 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:00,750 Hello, Manu? 96 00:09:03,790 --> 00:09:04,950 Where in the world are you? 97 00:09:05,290 --> 00:09:08,000 Right here... 98 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:09,950 in Laltu. 99 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:13,410 I've been thinking of you. Aren't you hiccuping? 100 00:09:13,790 --> 00:09:15,540 Sweetie, acidity causes hiccups. 101 00:09:16,370 --> 00:09:18,580 I'm past the delusion that someone's missing me. 102 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:21,200 Still angry? 103 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:25,000 We've got to meet. 104 00:09:25,410 --> 00:09:27,660 Why? Your husband kicked the bucket? 105 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:32,040 You want the whole saga over the phone? 106 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,620 Can you come to Dubai on the 21st? 107 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:37,410 Why would I? 108 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:40,450 I'll tell you when we meet. 109 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:43,330 I won't come, you crazy lady. 110 00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:46,160 I'm too old for a wild goose chase. 111 00:09:46,660 --> 00:09:49,160 Why? Scared of your wife? 112 00:09:49,910 --> 00:09:53,790 Tell her your old girlfriend is phoo-phooed. 113 00:09:54,410 --> 00:09:55,580 She needs you. 114 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:58,160 What phoo-phoo now? 115 00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:03,040 Come to Dubai on the 21st... I'll tell you in person. 116 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:05,200 See you soon. 117 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:09,950 Hello? You there, Manu? 118 00:10:10,790 --> 00:10:11,700 Crazy lady! 119 00:10:12,450 --> 00:10:16,410 Patel! Get three visas for Dubai. 120 00:10:16,660 --> 00:10:17,580 Three? 121 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,290 Who are the other two? 122 00:10:28,370 --> 00:10:30,830 You're discharged? We were coming to the hospital. 123 00:10:30,910 --> 00:10:33,370 I spent on these flowers. 124 00:10:33,540 --> 00:10:35,200 I bolted from the hospital. 125 00:10:35,370 --> 00:10:37,250 Coming to India? I'm going. 126 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:39,830 You got the visa? 127 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,330 Yes, for Dubai. 128 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:43,580 What will we do there? 129 00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:45,950 See India from the Burj Khalifa? 130 00:10:46,290 --> 00:10:47,290 Oxford Circus? 131 00:10:47,450 --> 00:10:48,950 Okay. Hop in. 132 00:10:49,870 --> 00:10:52,910 I leave on the 21st. If you want to join me, pack up. 133 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,620 Don't whine later that you missed out. 134 00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:58,250 But how do we get from Dubai to India? 135 00:10:58,790 --> 00:11:01,830 Hardy's coming to Dubai. He'll find a way. 136 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:04,370 Our Hardy? 137 00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:05,660 Coming to Dubai? 138 00:11:05,950 --> 00:11:09,410 That's wonderful! 139 00:11:19,370 --> 00:11:22,450 Sir, this deal reminds me of a famous movie dialogue... 140 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:25,040 "No offense! But you lack business sense." 141 00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:29,250 I'd have readily paid 10,000 more for this shop. 142 00:11:31,870 --> 00:11:35,580 Son, it's you who lacks business sense. 143 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:40,330 If you'd checked why I was selling this shop, 144 00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:44,410 you could've closed at 25,000 less. 145 00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:46,540 Why are you selling? 146 00:11:47,580 --> 00:11:52,200 Because I'm going back home, son. 147 00:11:59,290 --> 00:12:03,830 Twenty-five years... I've lived in this city. 148 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,000 Here is where I worked, 149 00:12:06,580 --> 00:12:09,200 laughed, cried, made friends. 150 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:12,500 It's time to say goodbye. 151 00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:13,750 What's going on here? 152 00:12:14,330 --> 00:12:17,290 I'm making a video... memories. 153 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:20,450 How nice! But you cannot do this at work time. 154 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,500 No, I have finished my work. 155 00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:24,660 No. Your shift lasts until five. 156 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,040 - Five. - It's 4:57 p.m., sir. 157 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,950 Exactly! Three more minutes of mopping. 158 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:34,040 Find a dirty spot and mop, you bloody dishonest immigrants. 159 00:12:34,910 --> 00:12:35,790 Come on! 160 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:50,790 Stop it! 161 00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:53,910 No, sir. Two more minutes left. 162 00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:56,250 Cleaning dirty spot, sir. 163 00:13:01,410 --> 00:13:03,450 Hey! Where do you think you're going? 164 00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:05,620 I'm going home. 165 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:09,080 Laltu... Punjab. India! 166 00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:14,160 Post code 141021! 167 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:15,950 Lump of dump! 168 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,790 When will Hardy reach Dubai? 169 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:33,870 He said he wouldn't come. 170 00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:36,950 Stop joking! I sold off my shop. 171 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,250 I gave my boss a bubble bath! 172 00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:40,540 Chill! 173 00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:42,250 I told him I'm phoo-phooed. 174 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:47,830 - Then he'll surely come. - You bet! 175 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,250 Play a fun Indian movie. 176 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:52,330 Which one? There are so many. 177 00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:56,040 Life had taken a U-turn. 178 00:13:57,330 --> 00:14:00,250 Today, we were desperate to go to India. 179 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:04,200 Twenty-five years ago, we were as desperate to get to London. 180 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:17,120 Each of us had a unique problem. 181 00:14:18,370 --> 00:14:20,750 Manu's problem was her house. 182 00:14:20,950 --> 00:14:22,410 It was seized by the moneylender. 183 00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:25,660 They lived in the annex. 184 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:29,540 They had to sell their belongings to make ends meet. 185 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:36,620 My problem was... my mom's pants. 186 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:37,910 Take your medicines on time. 187 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,040 Ever since my dad lost his job, 188 00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:43,910 Mom had to wear pants for work instead of her usual sari. 189 00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:48,620 Village oldies turned up daily to ogle at her. 190 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:50,950 I had one mission in life. 191 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,620 Make money so my mom could retire. 192 00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:59,870 Balli's problem was the incessant whir of the sewing machine. 193 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,660 Ma, take a break. Have a cup of tea. 194 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,370 If the machine stops, so do our meals. 195 00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:09,040 They say money can't buy happiness. 196 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,370 But it can buy potato-parathas! 197 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:14,790 We took up any odd jobs for a square meal. 198 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:17,830 Here! The best quality pajamas. 199 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,910 Why show me such large sizes? 200 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,200 Give me a small. 201 00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:24,500 To fit your waist or the little finger? 202 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000 Out! 203 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:30,620 Her pajama size is not your problem. 204 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,000 Why didn't you give her what she wanted?! 205 00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:35,750 You told me, "Customer is God." 206 00:15:36,410 --> 00:15:38,370 - Should I lie to God? - Idiot! 207 00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:39,660 Give him a spoon! 208 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,330 Manu made parathas at Bobby's Kitchen. 209 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,700 Take care of the customers. 210 00:15:45,950 --> 00:15:47,250 How much more? 211 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,500 Change their diapers? 212 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,450 Balli was a barber. 213 00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:52,660 Want your hair shortened? 214 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,950 Can you lengthen them? Do it! 215 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,290 Who's this idiot? 216 00:15:58,370 --> 00:15:59,540 I'll take over. 217 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,370 Balli, style Mr. Khosla. 218 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:03,580 Yes, tell me. 219 00:16:23,410 --> 00:16:26,620 Khosla's locks and our lives were similar. 220 00:16:27,410 --> 00:16:28,830 Neither could settle down. 221 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:33,080 Life sucked. The only way out was... 222 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:34,950 England! 223 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:39,790 In Punjab, those with family abroad 224 00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:43,370 brandished cement airplanes on their roof. 225 00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:48,080 We wanted that life as well. 226 00:16:58,330 --> 00:17:00,700 Hello. Visa for which country? 227 00:17:00,910 --> 00:17:01,790 London. 228 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:03,870 Do you have a degree? 229 00:17:04,410 --> 00:17:05,370 No. 230 00:17:06,870 --> 00:17:09,160 Any property over five acres? 231 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,120 No. 232 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,160 A good bank balance? 233 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:17,040 No, sir. 234 00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:18,450 Consider it done. 235 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:19,660 Oh, wow! 236 00:17:21,370 --> 00:17:23,660 Miss Catherine. British citizen. 237 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:24,950 She's in India. 238 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,870 A penniless junkie. 239 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,910 She'll marry for money 240 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,080 and take you to London. 241 00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:32,250 Once there, part ways. 242 00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:33,620 - I'll marry her. - I'll marry her. 243 00:17:34,410 --> 00:17:36,200 How can you both marry her? 244 00:17:36,910 --> 00:17:39,540 You marry her. I'll get you a spouse visa. 245 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,540 For you, I'll get a business visa. 246 00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:45,500 I'll take the spouse visa! 247 00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:48,370 Don't ruin my pal's life with a junkie. 248 00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:51,410 It's decided. Spouse, me. Business, you. 249 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,950 - Give me the photo. - Shut up! 250 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:58,910 BA, BSc, MSc... 251 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:00,750 Which degree do you want? 252 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,200 Can I get a doctor's degree? 253 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,830 Mom's dream was to see me in a doctor's coat. 254 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:07,910 Consider it done. 255 00:18:08,950 --> 00:18:09,830 How will I go? 256 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,750 Stuffed in their suitcases? 257 00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:14,410 No, on a sports visa. 258 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:17,330 India's women's wrestling team is going to the Olympics. 259 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,950 The coach is my friend. You'll go as an extra player. 260 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,410 How much will it cost us? 261 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,250 Five hundred thousand per head. 262 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,040 Sir... 263 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,950 can you reduce it? 264 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:32,620 To how much? 265 00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:37,500 - Five... - That's what I said. 266 00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:41,160 Thousand. Five thousand. 267 00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:42,200 Per head! 268 00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,750 The grand total will be 15,000! 269 00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:47,620 Go to Nepal instead. No visa is needed. 270 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:49,250 Get out! 271 00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:51,290 - Lunch break. - No problem. 272 00:18:51,870 --> 00:18:53,290 We'll find another agent. 273 00:18:53,410 --> 00:18:55,540 - Manu, listen-- - He'll follow us. 274 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,540 - Really? - But, he isn't... 275 00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:59,540 He will. He's here. 276 00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:02,080 What's your final offer? 277 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,910 - All I have is 5000 rupees. - Get lost. 278 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,080 - I have 30,000 in the bank. - Go away! 279 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,000 I have savings of 150,000. 280 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,790 It's my mom's life's earnings. 281 00:19:16,950 --> 00:19:19,580 If you guarantee my visa, I'll get the money. 282 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:22,410 Get the money tomorrow and take a receipt. 283 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,370 - Okay? - Okay. 284 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:26,450 Madam, find a wrestling coach. 285 00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:27,830 Learn a few moves. 286 00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:30,870 Shouldn't appear you don't know the basics of wrestling. 287 00:19:33,410 --> 00:19:35,290 Where will I find a coach? 288 00:19:54,370 --> 00:19:55,700 Get in. Hurry. 289 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:56,950 Bro... 290 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,330 - Damn! - Climb in quickly. 291 00:19:58,410 --> 00:20:00,620 - Put the bags inside! - Hey, don't push! 292 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,580 - I didn't do it. - Right! A storm did. 293 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,580 Put the bags inside. 294 00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:07,410 All my gifts are scattered. 295 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,910 So kill me for that! 296 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,700 - Kill? I... - Thou art the ruler 297 00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:14,910 Of the minds of all people 298 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:18,120 Dispenser of India's destiny 299 00:20:18,370 --> 00:20:23,000 Thy name rouses the hearts Of the Punjab, Sindh, Gujarat, and Maratha 300 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:26,700 Of the Dravida, Orissa, and Bengal 301 00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:30,620 It echoes in the hills Of the Vindhyas and Himalayas 302 00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:34,250 Mingles in the music Of the Yamuna and Ganges 303 00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:36,500 - And is chanted by the waves - Keep this. 304 00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:37,830 Of the Indian Sea 305 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,500 They pray for thy blessings 306 00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:45,000 And sing thy praise 307 00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:49,160 The saving of all people waits in thy hand 308 00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:52,250 Thou dispenser of India's destiny 309 00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:58,250 Victory, victory, victory! 310 00:20:58,410 --> 00:21:01,790 Victory, victory, victory to thee! 311 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,830 That day a stranger set foot in Laltu. 312 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,750 Sir, please wait. 313 00:21:07,830 --> 00:21:09,750 - It wasn't my fault. - It's okay. 314 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,450 The last sweet... have it. 315 00:21:12,790 --> 00:21:14,620 He came looking for someone. 316 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,040 He had a tape recorder 317 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:20,830 and an address... Bobby's Kitchen. 318 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,290 BOBBY'S KITCHEN 319 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:34,750 Is there an employee here with a cheetah tattoo on his arm? 320 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,160 Runs fast! 321 00:21:36,450 --> 00:21:39,410 I'm new. Mr. Bobby will know. 322 00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:40,580 Wait for him. 323 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,330 - Greetings. May I sit here? - Greetings. 324 00:21:42,410 --> 00:21:44,620 Manu, there's a fly in my buttermilk. 325 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,120 A tiny fly! Won't drink up much. 326 00:21:48,290 --> 00:21:49,790 Spoon out the poor soul. 327 00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,540 Kidding! I'll replace it. 328 00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:56,540 - Buttermilk for table seven. - Greetings. 329 00:21:58,580 --> 00:22:00,790 Why are Dumb and Dumber here? 330 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:04,000 They're here for me. We have to go at 2:00 p.m. 331 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,410 Where? 332 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:09,040 The Wrestling Club. To get a coach for my visa. 333 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,080 Deluded fools! Who'll let you into London? 334 00:22:12,370 --> 00:22:14,830 I asked you yesterday, and you nodded, "Yes." 335 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,750 Now, I'm nodding, "No." 336 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:19,580 Who'll handle the peak hour? Your father? 337 00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:23,410 - Don't drag my father into this. - What if I do? 338 00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:26,660 Shoo them off! Freeloading buttermilk! 339 00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:29,160 I have paid for it. 340 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,540 So what? 341 00:22:30,790 --> 00:22:34,000 Tables are for customers, not for employees' friends! 342 00:22:34,290 --> 00:22:35,160 Throw them out! 343 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,000 Fine. 344 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,160 I quit. 345 00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:50,870 Now I'm a customer, and they're my friends. 346 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,830 Hurry, take our order. 347 00:22:54,450 --> 00:22:55,580 Hey, Bobby. 348 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,370 A lemon punch with salt. Pronto! 349 00:22:59,910 --> 00:23:01,830 You'll get a punch, all right. 350 00:23:05,870 --> 00:23:07,330 What's up, buddy? 351 00:23:07,410 --> 00:23:08,500 Who the hell are you? 352 00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:10,040 Hardy Singh. 353 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:11,500 Accept my respects! 354 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,750 - Why attack me? - Army saying... 355 00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:19,790 Don't waste time in debate, punch and seal his fate. 356 00:23:19,950 --> 00:23:21,750 The stick was to scare, not hit. 357 00:23:21,950 --> 00:23:24,330 You're lying. 358 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,120 How'd you know? 359 00:23:26,290 --> 00:23:28,540 Because I know scumbags like you. 360 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,750 I can predict their moves. 361 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,200 I'll turn and... 362 00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:33,450 he'll jump on me. 363 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,080 Hello! 364 00:23:41,410 --> 00:23:42,700 My name is Manu Randhawa. 365 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,540 Can you teach me wrestling? 366 00:23:44,830 --> 00:23:47,290 This "my-respects" move. 367 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,410 Please. 368 00:23:48,620 --> 00:23:50,830 I don't live here. Came to meet someone. 369 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,500 I leave on the night train. 370 00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:54,830 - Sir... - Mr. Scumbag! 371 00:23:54,950 --> 00:23:58,040 I'm looking for a man. He's a runner. 372 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:02,040 Has a cheetah tattoo on his arm. Any such employee? 373 00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:03,580 Are you looking for Mahinder? 374 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:06,040 You know him? Where does he stay? 375 00:24:06,950 --> 00:24:07,870 Come with me. 376 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,450 I'm so glad I met you. 377 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:14,330 How do you know Mahinder? 378 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:16,540 - I'm his sister. - Really? 379 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,660 That's so wonderful. 380 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:25,870 Wow! You have such a big house. 381 00:24:26,910 --> 00:24:28,330 It's not ours anymore. 382 00:24:29,580 --> 00:24:30,750 We lived there once. 383 00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:33,660 Now, we live in the annex. 384 00:24:38,580 --> 00:24:39,450 Come in. 385 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,000 Thank you. 386 00:24:41,450 --> 00:24:43,250 That's my mom and dad. 387 00:24:43,580 --> 00:24:44,660 Greetings. 388 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:45,830 - Greetings. - My respects! 389 00:24:45,950 --> 00:24:46,870 - Bless you. - Please sit. 390 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,120 I'll take the chair. 391 00:24:50,410 --> 00:24:52,660 I'm Hardy. From Pathankot. 392 00:24:52,790 --> 00:24:54,040 - Pathankot? - Yes. 393 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,790 A Hardayal Dhillon lives there. 394 00:24:55,910 --> 00:24:57,450 - That's me-- - The wretch! 395 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,500 Terrorists shot him on the highway. 396 00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:08,950 My son put him on the shoulder and ran to the hospital. 397 00:25:14,540 --> 00:25:15,450 May I sit, sir? 398 00:25:15,660 --> 00:25:18,790 He gave up the Asian Games selections 399 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,580 to rush him to the hospital. 400 00:25:21,830 --> 00:25:24,750 Stayed back to care for him. 401 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,870 Played songs from his tape recorder. 402 00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:29,120 Yes. 403 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,120 He left the recorder for the soldier. 404 00:25:36,290 --> 00:25:37,410 Yes, I brought it-- 405 00:25:37,540 --> 00:25:41,950 It's been a year, and the soldier never cared to return it! 406 00:25:42,660 --> 00:25:43,750 Ungrateful wretch! 407 00:25:44,330 --> 00:25:47,790 This ungrateful wretch was in the hospital for a year. 408 00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:50,830 I got discharged today and came straight here. 409 00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:52,660 To return your... 410 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,830 tape recorder. Here you go. 411 00:25:58,950 --> 00:26:00,160 It's working perfectly. 412 00:26:01,580 --> 00:26:02,790 Where's Mahinder? 413 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,160 My jaw was broken then. 414 00:26:05,450 --> 00:26:06,830 I couldn't speak. 415 00:26:07,290 --> 00:26:10,500 I want to give him a big hug and thank him. 416 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:12,080 Where is he? 417 00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:20,160 Tea. 418 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,410 It's good. 419 00:26:22,830 --> 00:26:24,080 Then I'll surely have some. 420 00:26:26,580 --> 00:26:27,700 This is Mahinder's son. 421 00:26:28,950 --> 00:26:29,950 That's his widow. 422 00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:40,500 While returning from Pathankot, my brother had an accident. 423 00:26:42,370 --> 00:26:44,910 He had no shoulder to carry him to a hospital. 424 00:26:52,290 --> 00:26:53,160 BILLA HOUSE 425 00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:55,540 This house was ours, not Billa's. 426 00:26:56,540 --> 00:27:00,000 Father's shop was burned in the 1984 riots. 427 00:27:00,830 --> 00:27:03,660 He took a loan from Billa to restart. 428 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,370 Then my brother's accident... 429 00:27:08,410 --> 00:27:13,370 When we were at the funeral, Billa seized our home. 430 00:27:14,910 --> 00:27:17,620 He said, "Pay up the loan, get your house!" 431 00:27:19,370 --> 00:27:20,410 RANDHAWA HOUSE 432 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:23,160 When he removed the "Randhawa House" nameplate, 433 00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:25,200 my father cried like a child. 434 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:28,410 He said, "If my son were alive, 435 00:27:29,290 --> 00:27:31,660 we wouldn't be in this situation." 436 00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:34,700 I said, 437 00:27:35,660 --> 00:27:39,080 "Your daughter is still alive. 438 00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:41,790 I'll earn and repay the loan. 439 00:27:42,410 --> 00:27:48,790 I vow to tear down Billa's nameplate." 440 00:27:50,450 --> 00:27:56,330 That's why I must go to London to make enough money, 441 00:27:56,830 --> 00:28:01,370 get the house back, and put our nameplate up. 442 00:28:01,750 --> 00:28:02,620 That's it. 443 00:28:04,870 --> 00:28:06,370 When do we start training? 444 00:28:07,580 --> 00:28:09,540 Don't you have a train tonight? 445 00:28:09,750 --> 00:28:12,000 I'll fool the Railways. 446 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,370 I have a ticket... 447 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,120 but I won't travel. 448 00:28:17,790 --> 00:28:21,040 To save my life, your brother missed the Asian Games. 449 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,660 I can surely miss a train. 450 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,700 Only after you board the plane to London... 451 00:28:29,410 --> 00:28:31,580 I'll take the train to Pathankot. 452 00:28:35,370 --> 00:28:36,290 What do you say? 453 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,790 - Ready for the classes? - Ready! 454 00:28:41,580 --> 00:28:42,450 Down! 455 00:28:43,330 --> 00:28:45,620 Thump your legs and shoulders. 456 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,000 Slap the face. 457 00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:49,540 Not mine. 458 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:50,870 It's okay. 459 00:28:51,250 --> 00:28:52,200 Push at the neck. 460 00:28:52,290 --> 00:28:53,830 Come here. Once again. 461 00:28:55,290 --> 00:28:58,660 Skip all this, Coach. Teach me that "my-respects" move. 462 00:28:58,870 --> 00:28:59,830 Fine. 463 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,040 Give me your hand. 464 00:29:02,330 --> 00:29:03,290 Hold the wrist. 465 00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:06,040 Grab the arm. Position the leg. 466 00:29:06,450 --> 00:29:07,450 - Flip you? - Yes. 467 00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:08,750 - Sure? - Yes. 468 00:29:08,910 --> 00:29:09,910 - Ready? - Yes. 469 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,950 - My butt! - Don't laugh. She's learning. 470 00:29:17,370 --> 00:29:20,950 Don't worry. Manu, give me your hand. 471 00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:22,500 You okay? 472 00:29:23,290 --> 00:29:24,290 Now you try it. 473 00:29:24,660 --> 00:29:25,620 Hold my hand. 474 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,830 Manu! Not a handshake. 475 00:29:29,830 --> 00:29:32,080 Manu Randhawa found her coach. 476 00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:38,660 The visa is yours. 477 00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:42,290 In a week, she aced the "my-respects" move. 478 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,620 Balli set out to wed Catherine. 479 00:29:48,790 --> 00:29:51,080 - Is Catherine here? - She'll be here soon. 480 00:29:52,870 --> 00:29:56,830 And I went to get a visa as a doctor. 481 00:30:01,910 --> 00:30:02,870 So, doctor... 482 00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:04,870 You're a kidney specialist? 483 00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,000 Yo, yo! 484 00:30:06,950 --> 00:30:09,950 Tell me... where are the kidneys in the body? 485 00:30:14,370 --> 00:30:16,500 I... I tell... 486 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,000 Here... 487 00:30:22,660 --> 00:30:24,290 not possible. 488 00:30:24,870 --> 00:30:27,750 Kidney in the heart? No way! 489 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:32,950 This... 490 00:30:35,450 --> 00:30:38,330 as all know, is the belly button. 491 00:30:39,950 --> 00:30:41,830 That leaves only one place. 492 00:30:42,370 --> 00:30:44,250 Shall I? 493 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,200 Here's the kidney! 494 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,870 Doctor, your kidneys are at the back. 495 00:30:52,660 --> 00:30:54,290 That's exactly where my hand is! 496 00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:58,000 You're looking at the wrong hand! You're confused. 497 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,120 Focus on this hand. 498 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,580 How did you get my wife's photo? 499 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,250 It's my wife... Jessica. 500 00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:20,910 - Catherine. - Jessica. 501 00:31:21,450 --> 00:31:22,500 It's Catherine. 502 00:31:22,910 --> 00:31:24,160 This is Jessica Sandhu. 503 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,910 - No! Catherine Kakkad. - Hey, what are you doing? 504 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,080 PLEASE MAINTAIN SILENCE 505 00:31:29,250 --> 00:31:30,870 Why fight on your wedding day? 506 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,540 He says, my wife is his. 507 00:31:32,660 --> 00:31:34,080 - What?! - My Catherine. 508 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:36,290 That's my Diana! 509 00:31:36,370 --> 00:31:37,330 My Maria. 510 00:31:37,410 --> 00:31:38,290 My Lisa. 511 00:31:38,370 --> 00:31:39,250 My Cynthia. 512 00:31:42,290 --> 00:31:43,620 Phoo-phoo! 513 00:31:43,950 --> 00:31:45,500 Phoo-phoo! 514 00:31:45,910 --> 00:31:47,950 Phoo-phooed badly! 515 00:31:55,620 --> 00:31:57,790 Wrestling learned! Get my visa... 516 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,450 Manu, we've been phoo-phooed! 517 00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:07,160 Catherine! 518 00:32:10,290 --> 00:32:11,870 Return my money, Manu. 519 00:32:13,830 --> 00:32:15,120 Why should I return it? 520 00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:17,290 You found the agent. 521 00:32:17,580 --> 00:32:20,580 I found him. I didn't birth him. 522 00:32:20,790 --> 00:32:23,790 My mother slogged at the factory to save up. 523 00:32:23,910 --> 00:32:25,870 She's going to strangle me. 524 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,950 She has to wear pants to the factory. 525 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,500 Obviously! She won't go naked. 526 00:32:34,660 --> 00:32:36,950 My mom... naked? 527 00:32:40,450 --> 00:32:43,330 Stop it. We'll reason with your mom. 528 00:32:44,370 --> 00:32:45,790 I'll come with you. 529 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,330 Mom won't forgive me. 530 00:32:47,410 --> 00:32:51,250 Let me try... if I fail, I'll keep the noose ready. 531 00:32:51,410 --> 00:32:53,000 Listen to my plan first. 532 00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:59,000 Hardy's plan was... Dame Mumtaz! 533 00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:01,830 We'd never heard of her. He said... 534 00:33:02,330 --> 00:33:08,580 "When in a big phoo-phoo, get Mumtaz for the rescue!" 535 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,370 Stop! Mom will hang me! 536 00:33:12,450 --> 00:33:14,870 No, she'll hug you. 537 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,080 Mumtaz will handle her. 538 00:33:21,790 --> 00:33:22,750 Hand me that. 539 00:33:23,250 --> 00:33:24,160 Long live India! 540 00:33:24,290 --> 00:33:26,700 - I have bad news. - Bad news? 541 00:33:26,910 --> 00:33:29,250 When Buggu left the mosque today, 542 00:33:29,370 --> 00:33:31,250 he was phoo-phooed! 543 00:33:31,790 --> 00:33:35,370 You're mistaken. Must be someone else. 544 00:33:35,450 --> 00:33:37,040 Why'd a Sikh boy go to a mosque? 545 00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:40,620 To marry Mumtaz. Must've told you... 546 00:33:41,870 --> 00:33:43,080 - Mumtaz? - Yes. 547 00:33:43,660 --> 00:33:45,540 - He never told me. - He must have only invited his friends. 548 00:33:45,620 --> 00:33:47,160 Wait, hold on a second. 549 00:33:47,450 --> 00:33:49,290 Who's Mumtaz? 550 00:33:49,410 --> 00:33:53,700 A customer. Buggu fell for her. 551 00:33:53,790 --> 00:33:56,080 Happens in a fitting room. 552 00:33:56,500 --> 00:34:00,000 - Her sons got angry. - Mumtaz's sons? 553 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,120 Two sons. A little older than Buggu. 554 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:04,790 Handsome lads. 555 00:34:05,290 --> 00:34:06,500 How old is Mumtaz? 556 00:34:06,660 --> 00:34:07,700 Sixty. 557 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,160 But a real hottie! Barely looks 50. 558 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:12,160 - Listen! - Yes? 559 00:34:12,540 --> 00:34:15,000 - Where's Buggu? - In the hospital. 560 00:34:15,450 --> 00:34:18,040 Mumtaz's kids were livid! 561 00:34:18,450 --> 00:34:20,660 Broke Buggu's back. 562 00:34:21,870 --> 00:34:24,410 Into three. So medieval! 563 00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:27,580 My Buggu is in a wheelchair! 564 00:34:27,660 --> 00:34:28,790 But please chill... 565 00:34:29,450 --> 00:34:34,250 Mumtaz's ex-husband is a janitor in a hospital in Saudi. 566 00:34:34,450 --> 00:34:37,250 He said, "Bring him for treatment." 567 00:34:37,620 --> 00:34:39,660 - Great facilities there. - True. 568 00:34:39,950 --> 00:34:42,200 Shakeel also agreed. 569 00:34:42,700 --> 00:34:44,000 Who's Shakeel now? 570 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,620 Mumtaz's second husband. 571 00:34:45,700 --> 00:34:46,660 He's there as well. 572 00:34:46,790 --> 00:34:49,250 My blood pressure is rising. 573 00:34:49,330 --> 00:34:51,700 I'll take care of her. 574 00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:54,290 - I'll give her water. - Oh, God. 575 00:34:54,370 --> 00:34:57,580 My boy's suffered so much in a day. 576 00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:01,580 Worse still, he didn't get his visa. 577 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:03,120 Damn the visa! 578 00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:05,910 You've lost 150,000 rupees. 579 00:35:06,830 --> 00:35:10,700 When my son's wrecked, what good is the money? 580 00:35:10,790 --> 00:35:13,660 - So, no regrets about losing the money? - No. 581 00:35:14,370 --> 00:35:16,540 - Sure? - Should I pen it with my blood? 582 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:17,910 Not at all. 583 00:35:20,370 --> 00:35:22,620 Buggu, come in. 584 00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:25,910 - I'm not going. - Get inside. 585 00:35:27,330 --> 00:35:28,200 All good. 586 00:35:28,290 --> 00:35:31,830 - Why the hell did you lie? - One part was true. 587 00:35:32,370 --> 00:35:34,700 You did lose 150,000. 588 00:35:35,450 --> 00:35:36,330 But do the math... 589 00:35:36,910 --> 00:35:40,410 two ex-husbands, two adult sons, spine in three pieces... 590 00:35:40,750 --> 00:35:42,830 or 150,000 rupees? 591 00:35:44,790 --> 00:35:46,370 Army saying... 592 00:35:46,830 --> 00:35:50,000 "A big sorrow dwarfs small sorrows. 593 00:35:50,910 --> 00:35:55,330 The world has great sorrow, ours but a small woe." 594 00:35:55,790 --> 00:35:56,700 Correct? 595 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,750 Give him a hug, sir. 596 00:36:00,750 --> 00:36:01,910 Papa, sorry! 597 00:36:02,370 --> 00:36:05,620 Buggu, my child. 598 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,000 Idiot! 599 00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:20,830 End this nonsense forever. 600 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:26,000 Swear on your grandma, you'll never think of going to England! 601 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:27,950 Take a vow! 602 00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:31,370 Idiots! Why always swear in my name? 603 00:36:33,450 --> 00:36:37,950 I, Buggu Lakhanpal, swear if I even think of going to London... 604 00:36:38,540 --> 00:36:40,750 my grandma dies. 605 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:44,250 May the departed rest in peace. 606 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:47,830 May the departed rest in peace. 607 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,250 May the departed rest in peace. 608 00:36:51,370 --> 00:36:54,660 May the departed rest in peace. 609 00:37:02,660 --> 00:37:04,290 Turn around! 610 00:37:04,410 --> 00:37:05,540 - What? - Turn around. 611 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,910 Banish the thought! 612 00:37:09,290 --> 00:37:10,580 You swore on your grandma. 613 00:37:11,290 --> 00:37:12,450 She's already dead. 614 00:37:12,660 --> 00:37:14,330 Can't die again. 615 00:37:15,410 --> 00:37:18,450 Hey, I need to pee badly. 616 00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:20,000 Hold this, I'll be back. 617 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,250 She's quite light. 618 00:37:21,330 --> 00:37:23,500 Got it? Good. 619 00:37:25,830 --> 00:37:26,750 Buggu! 620 00:37:27,580 --> 00:37:28,450 Is she dead? 621 00:37:28,620 --> 00:37:31,040 No, just chilling. Getting fresh air. 622 00:37:31,250 --> 00:37:33,410 I'm late for work. When will he return? 623 00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:36,250 He takes long leaks. 624 00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:39,080 Hold this. I'll get him back. 625 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,160 - Where did he-- - Stay with Grandma. 626 00:37:46,330 --> 00:37:47,450 We'll get them. 627 00:37:47,540 --> 00:37:49,500 Your blood pressure will spike again. 628 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,790 - We don't want a double funeral. - We'll bring them back. 629 00:37:52,910 --> 00:37:54,160 Grandma! 630 00:37:54,450 --> 00:37:57,080 Buggu, your mother will kill you. 631 00:37:57,330 --> 00:37:59,080 Who leaves a funeral? 632 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,620 - There's 50% off on visas. Last day! - Shut up. 633 00:38:02,910 --> 00:38:05,160 You've been deceived before in pursuit of a visa! 634 00:38:05,290 --> 00:38:07,700 You want another phoo-phoo? 635 00:38:07,870 --> 00:38:10,620 What do we do? Comb bald heads for life? 636 00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:13,160 We were born poor, but we won't die poor. 637 00:38:13,290 --> 00:38:17,370 Listen, I've promised Manu I'll get her to England. 638 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,160 I'll send you both as well. 639 00:38:20,620 --> 00:38:21,790 Soldier's promise! 640 00:38:22,290 --> 00:38:23,500 Listen to my plan. 641 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,370 There's an English exam. IELTS. 642 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:31,120 Pass the exam, and you'll secure a student visa for London! 643 00:38:31,870 --> 00:38:32,750 Do you know English? 644 00:38:32,870 --> 00:38:35,580 - Of course! I watch English films. - Let's hear it. 645 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,040 Get lost, you piece of shit! 646 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:39,410 What does that mean? 647 00:38:39,830 --> 00:38:42,040 Vanish, you lump of dump! 648 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,410 Oh, that's disgusting! 649 00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:44,500 - Listen to this. - Yes. 650 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:48,250 Let's rock the party, baby! Let's rock the party! 651 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:51,200 - Let's rock the party-- Got it? - No. 652 00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:55,290 Come, daughter, let's throw rocks at the party! 653 00:38:56,540 --> 00:38:58,540 - I don't know English. - Okay. 654 00:38:58,620 --> 00:39:00,830 But I've gathered that you don't either. 655 00:39:01,410 --> 00:39:02,830 You'll have to learn. 656 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,250 We'll learn. 657 00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:07,160 How do you know about student visas? 658 00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:10,290 When you were chasing visa agents, 659 00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:13,540 I inquired at homes with airplanes on their roofs. 660 00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:18,870 They said that the surefire way to England was through a student visa. 661 00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:24,120 Now you need to find out who is the best English teacher in Laltu. 662 00:39:27,950 --> 00:39:30,200 Birmingham, here I come! 663 00:39:30,330 --> 00:39:32,540 Birmingham, here I come! 664 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:34,250 Good morning, class! 665 00:39:35,450 --> 00:39:38,000 What a lovely weather today! 666 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,160 Meet our new friends! Mr. Hardy... 667 00:39:41,370 --> 00:39:43,620 Hardy also enrolled in Geetu's class 668 00:39:44,290 --> 00:39:47,580 to protect us from any phoo-phoo. 669 00:39:47,830 --> 00:39:50,790 Geetu sir, what's the full name of IELTS? 670 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,250 Mummy was asking. 671 00:39:52,450 --> 00:39:56,540 You're studying for IELTS, and you don't know its full name? 672 00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:59,000 Someone enlighten her mom. 673 00:39:59,830 --> 00:40:01,500 Yes, Mr. Sukhi. 674 00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:06,120 Will this be asked in the exam? 675 00:40:06,250 --> 00:40:08,910 Who asks the exam name in the exam? 676 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:10,910 Then just teach us what they'll ask. 677 00:40:11,290 --> 00:40:12,790 Your mummy is wasting our time! 678 00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:14,540 I only have three months. 679 00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:16,950 Please! Teach me English quickly! 680 00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:23,200 Sir, I want to go to the bathroom. 681 00:40:23,370 --> 00:40:26,160 You bathe in bathrooms. Don't pee there. 682 00:40:26,580 --> 00:40:27,620 Hold the urine. 683 00:40:32,910 --> 00:40:35,040 Where do you pee? 684 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,120 Where do you go for "uration"? 685 00:40:37,450 --> 00:40:39,750 Geetu sir... library! 686 00:40:41,790 --> 00:40:44,080 Laboratory. Please can I go? 687 00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:45,580 You still hold the urine. 688 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:53,910 Lavatory. 689 00:40:54,250 --> 00:40:57,120 How many more words do we memorize? 690 00:40:57,620 --> 00:41:00,120 - You sing songs? - Yes, sir! 691 00:41:00,290 --> 00:41:03,410 We remember hundreds of songs. How? 692 00:41:03,750 --> 00:41:07,700 Put words to a tune, and you never forget them. 693 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,370 I want to go to the lavatory! 694 00:41:10,580 --> 00:41:13,080 I want to go to the lavatory! 695 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,370 He wants to go to the lavatory! 696 00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:17,700 He wants to go to the lavatory! 697 00:41:17,790 --> 00:41:20,450 Change the gender. She wants to go to the lavatory! 698 00:41:20,580 --> 00:41:22,330 She wants to go to the lavatory! 699 00:41:22,450 --> 00:41:25,250 Plural. We want to go to the lavatory! 700 00:41:25,330 --> 00:41:28,250 - We want to go to the lavatory! - Future tense. 701 00:41:28,330 --> 00:41:30,660 Shall I go to the lavatory? 702 00:41:30,790 --> 00:41:32,580 Shall I go to the lavatory? 703 00:41:32,660 --> 00:41:33,620 Sir! 704 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,790 I don't want to go to the lavatory. 705 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,250 I've already done lavatory! 706 00:41:40,910 --> 00:41:43,790 Oh, God! Disgusting. 707 00:41:46,370 --> 00:41:47,830 Yes, Mr. Sukhi? 708 00:41:48,250 --> 00:41:49,500 What's the problem? 709 00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:53,160 How many words are there in the dictionary? 710 00:41:53,540 --> 00:41:55,120 Around 200,000 maybe. 711 00:41:55,830 --> 00:42:01,200 So we must sing 2000 songs a day to learn English in 90 days. 712 00:42:01,870 --> 00:42:02,910 How's it possible? 713 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,870 By the way, how many songs are there in the world? 714 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,620 Ask your mummy! 715 00:42:10,830 --> 00:42:12,910 Mr. Sukhi... 716 00:42:14,370 --> 00:42:17,700 What's wrong with him? Always tense. Please find out. 717 00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:23,160 Army saying... "Two ways to get someone to confess." 718 00:42:24,450 --> 00:42:26,200 One, a fist punch. 719 00:42:28,580 --> 00:42:29,910 The other... 720 00:42:31,870 --> 00:42:32,750 rum punch. 721 00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:36,410 I want to go to the lavatory! 722 00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:39,250 I want to go to the lavatory! 723 00:42:39,370 --> 00:42:43,040 We want to go to the lavatory! 724 00:42:43,330 --> 00:42:45,870 We want to go to the lavatory! 725 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:50,750 My wedding was fixed with Jassi. 726 00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:56,410 The engagement ceremony was done. 727 00:42:58,540 --> 00:43:03,410 Then her daddy Chaddha found Sheru Tidda. 728 00:43:04,580 --> 00:43:07,370 A boy from London! 729 00:43:09,950 --> 00:43:11,660 He cut me out. 730 00:43:13,870 --> 00:43:16,410 He would not let me meet Jassi. 731 00:43:18,700 --> 00:43:19,750 Then what happened? 732 00:43:20,410 --> 00:43:21,870 What else? 733 00:43:23,290 --> 00:43:24,830 The same old story. 734 00:43:26,790 --> 00:43:29,950 London boys snatch away our girls. 735 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,120 Correct! 736 00:43:31,370 --> 00:43:32,700 Her wedding was fixed. 737 00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,200 I gate crashed. 738 00:43:34,450 --> 00:43:36,450 Dead drunk... the uninvited guest. 739 00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:38,870 To create a scene? 740 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,910 I would never embarrass my Jassi. 741 00:43:42,580 --> 00:43:45,330 I went to see her one last time. 742 00:43:45,870 --> 00:43:47,540 Did you cry? 743 00:43:47,950 --> 00:43:49,540 If I cried, she'd also cry. 744 00:43:50,410 --> 00:43:51,910 It would ruin her makeup. 745 00:43:53,410 --> 00:43:54,910 I held back my tears then. 746 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:59,450 But when her plane flew over my house, 747 00:44:01,410 --> 00:44:04,660 I cried my heart out. 748 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:13,330 - Why go to London now? - That monster Tidda beats Jassi! 749 00:44:13,540 --> 00:44:15,330 He ruptured her eardrum! 750 00:44:17,290 --> 00:44:18,790 Jassi wrote to me, 751 00:44:20,580 --> 00:44:22,000 "Sukhi, save me... 752 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:24,660 or I'll die." 753 00:44:26,450 --> 00:44:29,290 I said, "Whatever it takes, I'm coming." 754 00:44:30,870 --> 00:44:33,200 But my visa was rejected! 755 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,080 Then someone said, 756 00:44:37,950 --> 00:44:41,660 "Learn English. You'll get a student visa." 757 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,040 So here I am, learning! 758 00:44:44,620 --> 00:44:48,250 - I want to go to the lavatory! - Sukhi, be careful! 759 00:44:48,370 --> 00:44:50,410 Sukhi, you might get hurt. 760 00:44:50,540 --> 00:44:51,700 Stand up. What's wrong? 761 00:44:51,790 --> 00:44:54,370 - Why doesn't Chaddha rescue his daughter? - Hey, Chaddha! 762 00:44:55,870 --> 00:44:57,910 He doesn't even answer her calls. 763 00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,410 Where does this Chaddha live? 764 00:45:00,660 --> 00:45:02,290 Across the temple. 765 00:45:19,620 --> 00:45:20,910 Hey, Chaddha! 766 00:45:21,410 --> 00:45:22,370 Out you come. 767 00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:24,620 Open the door! 768 00:45:26,660 --> 00:45:28,950 What's wrong with Punjabi boys 769 00:45:29,540 --> 00:45:33,580 that you chase London grooms? 770 00:45:34,290 --> 00:45:35,910 If you loathe us so much, 771 00:45:37,410 --> 00:45:39,450 put up a signboard... 772 00:45:39,540 --> 00:45:42,450 "Only London boys for our daughters. 773 00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:44,620 Locals, go to hell!" 774 00:45:45,250 --> 00:45:48,540 We swear we'll lock up our hearts! 775 00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,620 But don't humiliate us. 776 00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:54,540 I was on the horse as a groom... 777 00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:59,200 and my bride eloped with a London boy. 778 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,120 I sat frozen on the horse. 779 00:46:08,330 --> 00:46:09,830 A joker on the horse! 780 00:46:13,950 --> 00:46:17,250 Even today, people point at my house and say... 781 00:46:19,790 --> 00:46:22,790 "Here lives the joker!" 782 00:46:23,540 --> 00:46:24,450 Look at me! 783 00:46:25,910 --> 00:46:30,620 The Joker of Pathankot! 784 00:46:33,330 --> 00:46:36,250 Who says men don't hurt? 785 00:46:38,250 --> 00:46:40,040 We do. 786 00:46:40,410 --> 00:46:42,290 Men also feel pain. 787 00:46:42,830 --> 00:46:45,200 We have a heart, a liver, 788 00:46:45,750 --> 00:46:47,330 a kidney. 789 00:46:47,410 --> 00:46:50,750 I agree. But this wisdom could've waited till morning. 790 00:46:50,870 --> 00:46:54,660 That villain in London beats your daughter, 791 00:46:55,370 --> 00:46:57,370 and you snooze merrily? 792 00:46:57,540 --> 00:46:59,910 My daughter? I have no daughter. 793 00:47:02,330 --> 00:47:03,540 You're not Chaddha? 794 00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:06,040 No. Chaddha lives there. 795 00:47:07,870 --> 00:47:10,080 Return my rock! 796 00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:13,250 Crazy man. 797 00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:16,000 Chaddha! 798 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,450 Come out! 799 00:47:18,580 --> 00:47:20,040 - Out you come! - Coach... 800 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,000 - Coach. - Sir... 801 00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:23,290 - Come out! - Who is it?! 802 00:47:23,410 --> 00:47:25,330 - Open the door, Chaddha. - No, sir. 803 00:47:25,700 --> 00:47:28,500 - Run! The lights have come on. - Let's go. 804 00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,580 Birmingham, here I come. 805 00:47:45,700 --> 00:47:48,330 Birmingham, here I come. 806 00:47:48,540 --> 00:47:50,830 What a lovely weather today! 807 00:47:51,370 --> 00:47:53,330 IELTS has four tests. 808 00:47:53,450 --> 00:47:56,040 Reading, writing, listening, and speaking. 809 00:47:56,910 --> 00:47:59,830 The most dangerous is the speaking test. 810 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,080 The examiner can give any topic and say, 811 00:48:02,700 --> 00:48:04,620 "Speak for two minutes." 812 00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:07,250 Yes, Mr. Sukhi? 813 00:48:07,620 --> 00:48:10,540 I want to go to the lavatory. 814 00:48:10,790 --> 00:48:11,950 Please proceed. 815 00:48:12,620 --> 00:48:14,830 I don't want to go to the lavatory. 816 00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:16,200 Then why ask? 817 00:48:16,370 --> 00:48:18,790 Because I know only these two lines in English. 818 00:48:19,370 --> 00:48:21,120 They are over in two seconds. 819 00:48:21,580 --> 00:48:25,370 A two-minute monologue requires 70 to 80 lines. 820 00:48:25,450 --> 00:48:27,040 How will we manage? 821 00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,410 Practice, dear child. 822 00:48:29,540 --> 00:48:31,540 Speak only in English. 823 00:48:31,660 --> 00:48:34,040 Wear English clothes, watch English films, 824 00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,500 and even snore in English. 825 00:48:38,450 --> 00:48:40,580 Shall we begin, Mr. Hardy?! 826 00:48:42,370 --> 00:48:46,040 Speak for two minutes on "Roosters of Punjab." 827 00:48:46,870 --> 00:48:47,750 Roosters? 828 00:48:48,790 --> 00:48:51,200 The rooster is male, and the female is a hen. 829 00:48:51,540 --> 00:48:54,290 The horse is male, and the female is a mare. 830 00:48:54,540 --> 00:48:59,500 In Hindi, it's horse-horsess, rooster-roosteress... 831 00:48:59,790 --> 00:49:01,750 It's easy. 832 00:49:02,580 --> 00:49:04,330 Why is English topsy-turvy? 833 00:49:04,410 --> 00:49:06,040 Have mercy on English... 834 00:49:06,580 --> 00:49:07,870 don't simplify it. 835 00:49:07,950 --> 00:49:11,160 Language is to communicate. 836 00:49:12,330 --> 00:49:14,330 Why fight simplicity? 837 00:49:14,410 --> 00:49:18,040 Vocabulary is needed to communicate. 838 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,370 How will you communicate to a Brit that 839 00:49:20,660 --> 00:49:22,370 Mr. Pumpi's English is good, 840 00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,290 Mr. Buggu's English is better, 841 00:49:25,450 --> 00:49:28,830 and Geetu's English is amazing? 842 00:49:29,330 --> 00:49:31,950 How will you do it without words, smarty? 843 00:49:32,660 --> 00:49:35,120 I'll communicate... 844 00:49:36,410 --> 00:49:37,660 Oh, yeah. 845 00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:42,250 Pumpi's English, oye hoye. 846 00:49:42,700 --> 00:49:45,500 Buggu's English, oye hoye hoye hoye. 847 00:49:46,370 --> 00:49:50,080 Geetu's English, oye hoye hoye hoye hoye! 848 00:49:51,450 --> 00:49:52,330 Wasn't that nice? 849 00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:02,080 What a joker! 850 00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:07,830 Certified joker! 851 00:50:25,540 --> 00:50:26,660 Prized joker! 852 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,160 Shut up! 853 00:50:28,330 --> 00:50:29,870 Stop laughing. 854 00:50:30,330 --> 00:50:31,580 He's no joker. 855 00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:33,120 He's here to learn. 856 00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:35,000 Can't speak English, so goofed up. 857 00:50:35,450 --> 00:50:37,830 He's a master wrestler... never goofs up there. 858 00:50:38,450 --> 00:50:40,290 Wrestle him in his class. 859 00:50:40,410 --> 00:50:43,660 You'll be the joker, but he won't mock you. 860 00:50:44,370 --> 00:50:46,950 He'll patiently continue teaching you. 861 00:50:47,450 --> 00:50:48,830 That's a good teacher. 862 00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:50,120 Not like you! 863 00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:51,080 You're the joker! 864 00:50:51,250 --> 00:50:52,370 All jokers! 865 00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:54,160 With "S." In plural! 866 00:50:54,580 --> 00:50:56,290 Damn your English. Let's go, Coach. 867 00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:33,540 I've been looted by your love Totally rebooted by your love 868 00:51:33,790 --> 00:51:36,790 O Manu... I'm someone new 869 00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:43,910 I'll set up a home in your heart A tornado can't take it apart 870 00:51:44,330 --> 00:51:47,370 O Manu... I'm someone new 871 00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:54,910 I was footloose and fancy-free Till you suddenly happened to me 872 00:51:55,330 --> 00:51:59,000 I was doing so okay Till I came this way 873 00:51:59,290 --> 00:52:04,290 I'm looted, rebooted 874 00:52:04,450 --> 00:52:06,950 I'm looted, rebooted 875 00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:09,620 Totally rerouted 876 00:52:09,870 --> 00:52:12,120 In your love 877 00:52:12,290 --> 00:52:15,080 I'm looted, rebooted 878 00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:17,450 I'm looted, rebooted 879 00:52:17,750 --> 00:52:20,120 Totally rerouted 880 00:52:20,290 --> 00:52:21,660 In your love 881 00:52:22,870 --> 00:52:25,410 I'm looted, rebooted 882 00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:28,040 I'm looted, rebooted 883 00:52:28,290 --> 00:52:30,660 Totally rerouted 884 00:52:30,750 --> 00:52:33,200 In your love 885 00:52:33,660 --> 00:52:35,870 In your love 886 00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:38,540 In your love 887 00:52:38,790 --> 00:52:40,330 In your love 888 00:52:42,330 --> 00:52:43,910 WATCH FILMS, LEARN ENGLISH 889 00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:45,450 IELTS STUDENTS, LEARN ENGLISH 890 00:52:59,370 --> 00:53:01,250 Hey, switch off the film! 891 00:53:01,540 --> 00:53:03,200 - Why? - Hold on. 892 00:53:03,540 --> 00:53:07,540 - Shut up, you English scholars! - But-- 893 00:53:07,620 --> 00:53:08,750 Silence! 894 00:53:10,750 --> 00:53:12,450 What's wrong, Manu? Are you alright? 895 00:53:14,330 --> 00:53:17,040 Look at him! On his knees, asking his lady... 896 00:53:17,450 --> 00:53:18,700 "Will you marry me?" 897 00:53:20,370 --> 00:53:22,200 That's respect! 898 00:53:22,540 --> 00:53:24,580 A match came home. 899 00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:26,370 Never bothered to propose. 900 00:53:26,580 --> 00:53:28,290 Instead, went to my dad and said, 901 00:53:28,540 --> 00:53:30,580 "Let's discuss the dowry." 902 00:53:30,950 --> 00:53:32,620 I told the idiot, "Sure. 903 00:53:33,290 --> 00:53:35,290 How much can you pay?" 904 00:53:36,330 --> 00:53:38,160 You demanded the dowry from him? 905 00:53:39,450 --> 00:53:40,870 What a role reversal! 906 00:53:41,290 --> 00:53:44,120 Look at this man... such respect! 907 00:53:44,790 --> 00:53:48,250 If a man proposes so romantically... 908 00:53:48,750 --> 00:53:50,870 how can a lady refuse? 909 00:53:51,660 --> 00:53:53,540 All right, rewind and play. 910 00:53:53,620 --> 00:53:55,370 Start from the chimes. 911 00:54:02,290 --> 00:54:06,540 Once I slept like a log Now my mind is agog 912 00:54:06,620 --> 00:54:08,500 I stay up and dream of you 913 00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:12,660 Why, oh why, Manu? 914 00:54:12,830 --> 00:54:17,620 Once I was shy Now I ask passersby 915 00:54:17,700 --> 00:54:18,910 How do you do? 916 00:54:20,580 --> 00:54:23,000 Why, oh why, Manu? 917 00:54:23,330 --> 00:54:28,910 My heart's new emotion Raises the good old question 918 00:54:29,450 --> 00:54:33,120 How did a guy doing so okay Topple when he turned your way? 919 00:54:33,450 --> 00:54:35,540 In your love 920 00:54:35,870 --> 00:54:38,700 I'm looted, rebooted 921 00:54:38,790 --> 00:54:41,120 I'm looted, rebooted 922 00:54:41,290 --> 00:54:43,750 Totally rerouted 923 00:54:43,950 --> 00:54:46,080 In your love 924 00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:49,160 I'm looted, rebooted 925 00:54:49,250 --> 00:54:51,450 I'm looted, rebooted 926 00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:54,200 Totally rerouted 927 00:54:54,540 --> 00:54:55,620 In your love 928 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,620 I'm looted, rebooted 929 00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:02,160 I'm looted, rebooted 930 00:55:02,290 --> 00:55:04,700 Totally rerouted 931 00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:06,080 In your love 932 00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:10,660 You are my earth, my sky 933 00:55:10,830 --> 00:55:13,450 Without you, there is no I 934 00:55:13,540 --> 00:55:15,580 You've become my everything 935 00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:18,200 The god I pray to, the prayer I sing 936 00:55:18,620 --> 00:55:23,290 Every day I pray with folded hands That your prayers come true 937 00:55:23,370 --> 00:55:26,000 Though I fear you'll fly to foreign lands 938 00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:27,500 And I'll be left without you 939 00:55:27,580 --> 00:55:29,040 O Manu... 940 00:55:29,910 --> 00:55:32,080 O Manu... 941 00:55:32,540 --> 00:55:35,080 O Manu... 942 00:55:36,410 --> 00:55:38,870 I fear... 943 00:55:39,330 --> 00:55:42,620 I'll be left 944 00:55:43,450 --> 00:55:47,160 Without you 945 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,330 O Manu... 946 00:55:52,290 --> 00:55:53,500 Don't stare. 947 00:55:54,450 --> 00:55:56,080 It's time to focus. 948 00:55:57,660 --> 00:55:59,540 Once we get our visa, stare all you want. 949 00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:07,790 Birmingham, here I come! 950 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,370 What a lovely weather today! 951 00:56:12,750 --> 00:56:14,040 - What's going on? - Sir... 952 00:56:14,660 --> 00:56:15,830 give us any topic. 953 00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:19,000 - We got our 70 English lines! - No one fails. 954 00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,750 Full Punjab goes to England! Test us. 955 00:56:22,290 --> 00:56:23,160 Okay. 956 00:56:23,870 --> 00:56:26,410 Mr. Sukhi, speak for two minutes on... 957 00:56:27,620 --> 00:56:28,660 Taj Mahal, Agra. 958 00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:40,250 Sir, you want to test my knowledge about... 959 00:56:40,620 --> 00:56:41,790 Taj Mahal, Agra. 960 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,160 Or check my English speaking skills? 961 00:56:44,620 --> 00:56:45,660 My knowledge about 962 00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:47,750 - Taj Mahal, Agra is limited, - Taj Mahal, Agra. 963 00:56:47,830 --> 00:56:50,660 but my knowledge about the English language is unlimited. 964 00:56:50,870 --> 00:56:52,120 I understand noun, 965 00:56:52,290 --> 00:56:53,540 pronoun, adjective, 966 00:56:53,620 --> 00:56:54,620 verb, adverb, 967 00:56:54,700 --> 00:56:55,870 conjunction, colon, 968 00:56:55,950 --> 00:56:57,660 semicolon, comma, and full stop. 969 00:56:57,750 --> 00:57:00,790 I make conversation confidently with any English person... 970 00:57:00,870 --> 00:57:03,910 Prince Charles, wife Diana, mother-in-law Queen Elizabeth Part II. 971 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:06,000 I find it very disturbing 972 00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:09,660 that your esteemed organization is trying to judge me 973 00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:12,540 - by my knowledge about Taj Mahal, Agra... - Taj Mahal, Agra! 974 00:57:12,660 --> 00:57:14,750 and not by my English grammar. 975 00:57:14,830 --> 00:57:17,290 You must re-examine your examination system 976 00:57:17,370 --> 00:57:19,500 because it is about English and not about 977 00:57:19,580 --> 00:57:21,410 - Taj Mahal, Agra! - Taj Mahal, Agra! 978 00:57:27,580 --> 00:57:29,750 - Geetu, turn around. - Look behind you. 979 00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:38,410 Whatever the topic in the exam, 980 00:57:38,910 --> 00:57:40,910 this is the answer. 981 00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,160 Memorize it thoroughly. 982 00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:46,910 Replace the blanks with the topic. 983 00:57:47,500 --> 00:57:51,250 Hundred topics, a hundred questions, and just one answer. 984 00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:53,290 Whose idea is it? 985 00:57:53,950 --> 00:57:54,910 Coach Hardy's. 986 00:57:55,910 --> 00:57:58,040 I told you, he's no joker. 987 00:57:58,200 --> 00:57:59,410 Mr. Hardy. 988 00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:00,410 Yes, sir. 989 00:58:01,620 --> 00:58:02,620 Thank you! 990 00:58:02,830 --> 00:58:04,950 Memorize this thoroughly, 991 00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:07,330 and the exam will be a piece of cake. 992 00:58:08,790 --> 00:58:10,370 Will they give us cake in the exam? 993 00:58:10,700 --> 00:58:13,040 "Piece of cake" means easy. 994 00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:15,660 Now, go with confidence and say... 995 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,290 Birmingham, here I come! 996 00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:33,700 Can I see your ID, please? 997 00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:34,950 Yes. 998 00:58:36,580 --> 00:58:37,750 The pieces of cake. 999 00:58:41,580 --> 00:58:42,450 Thank you. 1000 00:58:43,660 --> 00:58:44,580 Pull a chair. 1001 00:58:47,290 --> 00:58:48,160 Pull? 1002 00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:56,370 Okay? 1003 00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:03,500 Pull it further? 1004 00:59:03,870 --> 00:59:04,790 Take it outside? 1005 00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:08,750 Give me a topic. I'll speak for two minutes. 1006 00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:10,450 Any topic. Give. 1007 00:59:10,580 --> 00:59:13,200 No need for that. We'll just have a conversation. 1008 00:59:15,250 --> 00:59:17,330 What did you eat for breakfast this morning? 1009 00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:21,450 Today? I ate parathas. 1010 00:59:22,660 --> 00:59:24,250 Describe how you make a paratha. 1011 00:59:24,580 --> 00:59:25,660 In English. 1012 00:59:27,870 --> 00:59:28,870 Paratha... 1013 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:31,870 Aloo... 1014 00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:33,080 In English. 1015 00:59:33,700 --> 00:59:34,660 Potato... 1016 00:59:35,950 --> 00:59:36,950 Potato... 1017 00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:40,000 Water... 1018 00:59:40,410 --> 00:59:41,290 Fire... 1019 00:59:42,290 --> 00:59:43,290 Potato in. 1020 00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:45,370 Five minutes and the water starts to... 1021 00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:48,120 Potato out. 1022 00:59:50,330 --> 00:59:51,410 Smash the potato. 1023 00:59:52,950 --> 00:59:54,500 Then... grab a roti. 1024 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,620 Enter potato. 1025 00:59:58,410 --> 00:59:59,660 Send to tandoor. 1026 01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:01,580 Two minutes, paratha ready! 1027 01:00:01,910 --> 01:00:03,450 Do you eat parathas every day? 1028 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,040 No, madam. 1029 01:00:05,330 --> 01:00:06,540 On some days, paratha. 1030 01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:08,200 On some days, I... 1031 01:00:11,290 --> 01:00:12,200 What's it called... 1032 01:00:13,450 --> 01:00:14,330 Round... 1033 01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:26,660 I eat paratha every day, madam. 1034 01:00:27,870 --> 01:00:29,000 I love paratha. 1035 01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:31,080 Parathas. "S..." 1036 01:00:31,450 --> 01:00:32,330 Plural. 1037 01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:34,500 I eat many parathas. 1038 01:00:37,410 --> 01:00:40,700 So, Mr. Kakkad, what's your favorite hobby? 1039 01:00:42,330 --> 01:00:47,000 My favorite hobby... is rooster. 1040 01:00:48,700 --> 01:00:49,580 Eating rooster. 1041 01:00:51,330 --> 01:00:52,200 Okay. 1042 01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:56,120 Can you speak for two minutes about "eating rooster"? 1043 01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:58,040 Two minutes? 1044 01:01:00,910 --> 01:01:05,160 Sir, you want to check my knowledge about eating rooster 1045 01:01:05,700 --> 01:01:09,750 or do you want to check my English speaking skills? 1046 01:01:10,450 --> 01:01:13,200 My knowledge about eating roosters is limited, 1047 01:01:13,330 --> 01:01:16,120 but my knowledge about English is unlimited. 1048 01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:18,290 I understand noun, pronoun, verb, 1049 01:01:18,370 --> 01:01:21,040 adjective, conjunction, semicolon, colon, comma, and full stop. 1050 01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:23,200 I make conversation with any English people... 1051 01:01:23,290 --> 01:01:26,040 Prince Charles, his wife Diana, Queen Elizabeth number two. 1052 01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:28,500 I find it disturbing that your esteemed organization 1053 01:01:28,580 --> 01:01:30,540 is trying to check my knowledge about eating roosters 1054 01:01:30,620 --> 01:01:31,910 and not my English grammar! 1055 01:01:32,870 --> 01:01:35,660 You must re-examine your examination system. 1056 01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:41,750 Because this is about English and not about rooster eating. 1057 01:01:46,660 --> 01:01:47,580 Okay? 1058 01:01:48,660 --> 01:01:49,540 Okay. 1059 01:01:50,830 --> 01:01:53,040 Can you tell me what is wrong with this sentence? 1060 01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:55,080 Sure. 1061 01:01:56,790 --> 01:01:58,330 "Yesterday, 1062 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:05,200 my father and mother was in the bar." 1063 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,040 No! No way. 1064 01:02:10,450 --> 01:02:13,290 My mother and father no go bar. 1065 01:02:14,250 --> 01:02:16,450 Father some-some go. 1066 01:02:16,620 --> 01:02:19,950 Mother... no! Never! 1067 01:02:22,870 --> 01:02:27,120 Yesterday, my father and mother were in the bar. 1068 01:02:27,450 --> 01:02:28,330 Your parents? 1069 01:02:29,790 --> 01:02:32,080 Your mother swigs as well? Amazing! 1070 01:02:32,580 --> 01:02:33,790 Cheers to your mummy! 1071 01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:36,080 It's good to know. 1072 01:02:36,290 --> 01:02:40,080 You're being so frank... I'll tell you a secret. 1073 01:02:40,580 --> 01:02:44,540 Yesterday, I was in the bar. 1074 01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:46,580 I was stressed for the exam. 1075 01:02:46,660 --> 01:02:48,580 So, 30ml in, all stress out. 1076 01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:49,950 Thank you. 1077 01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:55,870 Can you tell me about your family for two minutes? 1078 01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:00,750 You want to test my knowledge about my family... 1079 01:03:00,830 --> 01:03:04,330 or you want to test my knowledge about my English speaking skills? 1080 01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:07,830 My knowledge about my family is limited. 1081 01:03:07,950 --> 01:03:09,040 - Limited? - Limited. 1082 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:12,160 I'm not asking about Winston Churchill's family. 1083 01:03:12,540 --> 01:03:15,500 I'm asking about yours. You should know. 1084 01:03:15,910 --> 01:03:17,910 Again for... two minutes. 1085 01:03:18,540 --> 01:03:20,290 My... my family? 1086 01:03:20,700 --> 01:03:21,580 Two minutes? 1087 01:03:22,330 --> 01:03:23,500 That's easy... I'll tell you. 1088 01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:25,120 Sir... 1089 01:03:26,580 --> 01:03:27,450 Sir... 1090 01:03:27,790 --> 01:03:29,700 My father... 1091 01:03:31,370 --> 01:03:32,250 dead. 1092 01:03:32,450 --> 01:03:33,580 So sorry. 1093 01:03:33,870 --> 01:03:35,200 My mother... 1094 01:03:36,910 --> 01:03:37,790 dead. 1095 01:03:39,910 --> 01:03:42,160 My mother's mother... dead. 1096 01:03:42,410 --> 01:03:45,700 My father's mother... dead. 1097 01:03:46,370 --> 01:03:48,200 All dead... 1098 01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:49,910 Dead. 1099 01:03:50,620 --> 01:03:53,370 My mother's older sister... 1100 01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:55,540 You know... aunt? 1101 01:03:55,620 --> 01:03:57,200 You know! 1102 01:03:57,330 --> 01:03:58,200 Dead? 1103 01:03:58,620 --> 01:03:59,500 Dead. 1104 01:04:01,700 --> 01:04:04,040 - How many more do I kill? - That's enough. 1105 01:04:04,540 --> 01:04:06,660 Now, you can go. 1106 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,120 Sir, just a minute. 1107 01:04:08,500 --> 01:04:09,870 I still have 90 seconds. 1108 01:04:10,370 --> 01:04:11,540 Let the dead rest in peace. 1109 01:04:11,830 --> 01:04:13,410 Listen to the story of the living. 1110 01:04:14,370 --> 01:04:18,950 My only family is four stubborn fools who want to go to London. 1111 01:04:19,410 --> 01:04:21,580 One of them is a girl, Manu. 1112 01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:24,250 Her life is a saga of troubles. 1113 01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:27,120 She learns English... wrestling... 1114 01:04:27,330 --> 01:04:29,750 not for herself, but for her family. 1115 01:04:30,910 --> 01:04:32,830 She takes on the world... 1116 01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:36,120 for me! 1117 01:04:37,330 --> 01:04:40,000 No one has ever stood up for me. 1118 01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:45,290 So she's become my girl... friend. 1119 01:04:45,790 --> 01:04:46,870 - Really? - Yes. 1120 01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:49,870 The earlier one dumped me on our wedding day. 1121 01:04:51,410 --> 01:04:55,290 I could never fall in love again. 1122 01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:57,330 - You know how it is. - Yes. 1123 01:04:57,410 --> 01:04:59,950 - Love just withers away. Right? - I agree. 1124 01:05:00,410 --> 01:05:03,580 After years, love has blossomed again. 1125 01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:08,250 So, when will you tell her? When she's in London? 1126 01:05:08,330 --> 01:05:09,410 That's the plan! 1127 01:05:09,540 --> 01:05:13,450 At Big Ben, on my knees, I'll present the ring with a flourish, 1128 01:05:13,790 --> 01:05:15,290 look into her eyes, and ask... 1129 01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:19,330 "Will you marry Hardy Singh?" 1130 01:05:19,540 --> 01:05:20,870 I do. 1131 01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:25,370 Sir, you too must've loved? 1132 01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:27,370 - I have. Once. - Once? 1133 01:05:27,910 --> 01:05:28,950 Just once. 1134 01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:31,620 My fate is in your hands. Save me. 1135 01:05:31,750 --> 01:05:33,250 - What are you saying? - Please, sir. 1136 01:05:33,410 --> 01:05:36,410 I will name our first child after you. 1137 01:05:36,540 --> 01:05:38,290 - What... - I promise. 1138 01:05:38,450 --> 01:05:40,500 What's your name? Tell me. 1139 01:05:41,450 --> 01:05:44,540 Vangipurapu Venkata Kuppu. 1140 01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:49,370 No problem. Can you write it down? 1141 01:05:49,950 --> 01:05:51,120 Consider it done. 1142 01:05:52,290 --> 01:05:56,000 Shall I consider our result "Done"? 1143 01:05:57,410 --> 01:05:59,540 Are you tense, Mr. Sukhi? 1144 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,200 Good question, sir. 1145 01:06:02,410 --> 01:06:05,120 Past tense or present tense, sir? 1146 01:06:06,290 --> 01:06:09,450 I'm just asking if you're anxious. 1147 01:06:12,330 --> 01:06:15,120 You understand the word "anxious"? 1148 01:06:18,620 --> 01:06:19,500 Stressed? 1149 01:06:20,500 --> 01:06:21,370 Nervous? 1150 01:06:22,410 --> 01:06:23,330 Terrified? 1151 01:06:24,410 --> 01:06:26,370 You don't know any of these words? 1152 01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:28,950 No, sir. 1153 01:06:31,910 --> 01:06:33,410 Send the next one in. 1154 01:06:35,870 --> 01:06:38,910 Okay, Mr. Sukhi. You may go. 1155 01:06:39,910 --> 01:06:42,040 Go? No, sir. 1156 01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:43,620 No... go. Please, sir. 1157 01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:45,370 You're done. Leave. 1158 01:06:45,450 --> 01:06:46,620 Wait a minute! 1159 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:50,200 Sir, take a two-minute speaking test. Any topic. 1160 01:06:50,290 --> 01:06:51,250 I pass, sir. 1161 01:06:51,870 --> 01:06:55,040 How will you live in England without any English? 1162 01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:57,450 He lives here! Does he know any Punjabi? 1163 01:06:57,660 --> 01:07:00,750 A Brit like him rejected my visa. 1164 01:07:00,910 --> 01:07:05,000 Grilled me about education, savings, job... but not my need! 1165 01:07:05,700 --> 01:07:09,250 Explain to him... I won't stay there. 1166 01:07:09,330 --> 01:07:12,410 I don't want to live in England. 1167 01:07:12,950 --> 01:07:16,330 Airport to Jassi's house... and back with her. 1168 01:07:16,410 --> 01:07:18,330 Won't even stop for a sip of water. Make him understand! 1169 01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:23,910 Don't cling to rules. Understand feelings. 1170 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,620 Jassi in London... only hope... me! 1171 01:07:27,620 --> 01:07:29,080 Don't kill hope, sir. 1172 01:07:30,370 --> 01:07:31,290 Please, sir. 1173 01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:34,620 Please understand feeling, sir. 1174 01:07:37,580 --> 01:07:42,000 IELTS results were first obtained by liquor shops. 1175 01:07:42,330 --> 01:07:45,040 Shop owners paid bribes to get them. 1176 01:07:45,290 --> 01:07:47,330 Those who passed drank in joy. 1177 01:07:47,580 --> 01:07:50,410 Those who failed drank even more in sorrow. 1178 01:07:50,790 --> 01:07:51,830 Coach, the results are out. 1179 01:08:00,700 --> 01:08:03,950 Move aside... Chameli... Pumpi... 1180 01:08:10,700 --> 01:08:13,290 He must have failed! 1181 01:08:19,500 --> 01:08:21,830 Balli has failed. He's in shock. 1182 01:08:22,410 --> 01:08:26,080 Failing can't shock him. Check, he must've passed. 1183 01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:32,450 Move! Move aside! 1184 01:08:34,290 --> 01:08:35,660 Coach Hardy was right. 1185 01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:37,370 Balli had passed. 1186 01:08:37,830 --> 01:08:40,330 We weren't fortunate enough to faint. 1187 01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:42,250 The rest of us had failed. 1188 01:08:48,540 --> 01:08:51,910 The whir of the sewing machine at Balli's house... 1189 01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:54,080 was replaced by drumbeats of joy. 1190 01:08:54,330 --> 01:08:56,370 Balli Kakkad going to London! 1191 01:08:57,330 --> 01:08:59,040 Balli Kakkad going to London! 1192 01:09:00,370 --> 01:09:01,910 Balli Kakkad going to London! 1193 01:09:02,540 --> 01:09:05,540 - Balli, get here. - Congratulations. 1194 01:09:06,370 --> 01:09:08,500 Congratulations! Here you go. 1195 01:09:09,750 --> 01:09:11,370 English is a window to the world. 1196 01:09:11,620 --> 01:09:14,000 And Geetu's class is the door to England! 1197 01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:16,950 Enter my class, exit in London. 1198 01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:18,580 Like our Balli Kakkad. 1199 01:09:18,700 --> 01:09:20,830 Our results are 90 percent-- 1200 01:09:20,910 --> 01:09:23,750 Pass or fail? 1201 01:09:24,250 --> 01:09:26,580 Show our mugshots as well. The failures. 1202 01:09:26,910 --> 01:09:27,950 I'm Sukhi Singh. 1203 01:09:28,290 --> 01:09:30,450 I can't go to London because I failed! 1204 01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:33,370 This is Manu Randhawa... failed! 1205 01:09:33,950 --> 01:09:35,660 - Buggu Lakhanpal... failed! - What are you doing? 1206 01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:37,370 Coach Hardy... failed! 1207 01:09:37,870 --> 01:09:42,540 His success videos make us dream and lure us to join his class. 1208 01:09:42,620 --> 01:09:44,200 Now sing... "What a lovely weather today." 1209 01:09:44,290 --> 01:09:45,700 - Sukhi... Hold this. - Brother... 1210 01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:48,500 Our lives are in limbo. 1211 01:09:48,750 --> 01:09:49,620 Sukhi! 1212 01:09:49,700 --> 01:09:51,040 His business is flourishing! 1213 01:09:51,750 --> 01:09:54,500 - I borrowed money to pay your fee! - Come with me. 1214 01:09:54,580 --> 01:09:55,660 I need to go to London. 1215 01:09:56,120 --> 01:09:58,910 - Tidda will kill Jassi. - Nothing will happen to her. 1216 01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:00,950 Balli will meet Jassi. 1217 01:10:01,290 --> 01:10:02,500 We've given him the address. 1218 01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:04,750 He'll get you to speak to Jassi. 1219 01:10:04,870 --> 01:10:06,870 Calm down or I'll give you one. 1220 01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:08,870 Patience, brother. 1221 01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:11,330 - Leave for the airport. - Yes. 1222 01:10:11,450 --> 01:10:12,330 - Hold this. - Yes. 1223 01:10:12,410 --> 01:10:15,040 - Go! You'll miss your flight. - Yes. 1224 01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:18,200 Meet Jassi as soon as you land. Call us. 1225 01:10:18,660 --> 01:10:20,080 We'll wait by the public phone. 1226 01:10:20,330 --> 01:10:21,620 - Bye! - Take care. 1227 01:10:22,950 --> 01:10:23,870 You bloody... 1228 01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:27,790 You knew we can't learn English in 90 days! 1229 01:10:27,870 --> 01:10:29,450 - What are you doing? - Yet you made me... 1230 01:10:29,540 --> 01:10:31,950 - Sukhi! - promise Jassi, "I'm coming!" 1231 01:10:32,290 --> 01:10:34,750 - Swindler! - That's enough! Come with me! 1232 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:38,000 Balli will meet Jassi tomorrow. They'll call. 1233 01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:55,080 Staring at the phone won't make it ring. 1234 01:10:55,580 --> 01:10:58,040 London calling, I telling you. 1235 01:10:58,330 --> 01:10:59,750 Go. Relax! 1236 01:11:11,700 --> 01:11:12,580 Sukhi. 1237 01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:18,200 Geetu, no fights. 1238 01:11:21,790 --> 01:11:23,370 You flung this sandal here. 1239 01:11:24,950 --> 01:11:26,160 It hit here. 1240 01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:29,910 Pack your bags. 1241 01:11:31,410 --> 01:11:32,500 You're going to London. 1242 01:11:34,700 --> 01:11:36,080 - How? - Dunki. 1243 01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:38,700 Dunki? What's that? 1244 01:11:39,450 --> 01:11:41,790 A "donkey route" to London. 1245 01:11:42,410 --> 01:11:44,290 Without a visa. Illegally. 1246 01:11:44,790 --> 01:11:49,290 Crossing borders, jungles, mountains, seas. 1247 01:11:49,830 --> 01:11:51,700 Border police can open fire. 1248 01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:56,250 The odds of making it is... 25 percent. 1249 01:11:57,290 --> 01:11:59,700 So why send him to die? 1250 01:11:59,950 --> 01:12:02,910 If he stays here, he dies a 100 percent! 1251 01:12:03,910 --> 01:12:04,950 Take the chance. 1252 01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:06,660 What will it cost? 1253 01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:08,330 I have paid up. 1254 01:12:08,540 --> 01:12:09,500 Geetu Gulati, 1255 01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:13,950 you're less of a swindler than you look. 1256 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,290 - Thank you. - Sukhi! 1257 01:12:20,290 --> 01:12:22,370 London calling. Come! 1258 01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:24,080 Go fast! 1259 01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:26,910 Tell Jassi, Sukhi's coming. 1260 01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:31,910 Jassi? 1261 01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:33,450 Jassi, I'm coming to London! 1262 01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:35,750 Can you hear me? 1263 01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:37,700 - Hello? - Sukhi, listen... 1264 01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:39,250 Where's Jassi? 1265 01:12:39,870 --> 01:12:44,790 News that you failed reached Jassi. 1266 01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:49,040 Jassi killed herself. 1267 01:12:52,660 --> 01:12:54,790 Hello? Sukhi? 1268 01:12:55,330 --> 01:12:56,250 Hello?! 1269 01:12:56,790 --> 01:12:57,790 Sukhi? 1270 01:12:59,700 --> 01:13:00,700 Save me! 1271 01:13:02,910 --> 01:13:04,830 Tidda hits me every day. 1272 01:13:05,830 --> 01:13:08,700 Sukhi, come to London and save me. 1273 01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:12,000 Hello? 1274 01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:17,040 Why ask 1275 01:13:17,950 --> 01:13:22,620 After this shattered soul? 1276 01:13:25,450 --> 01:13:30,250 Why speak of misfortune 1277 01:13:30,580 --> 01:13:35,910 And its toll 1278 01:13:36,950 --> 01:13:42,250 Why speak of misfortune 1279 01:13:43,540 --> 01:13:48,450 And its toll... 1280 01:13:50,540 --> 01:13:55,370 Why ask 1281 01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:59,290 - Sukhi! - After this shattered soul? 1282 01:13:59,700 --> 01:14:00,790 Sukhi! 1283 01:14:07,500 --> 01:14:11,410 Tell Papa, I got my visa. 1284 01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:12,370 My friend... 1285 01:14:12,660 --> 01:14:18,580 I'm on my way... to meet Jassi. 1286 01:14:20,870 --> 01:14:25,370 No feeling left 1287 01:14:25,500 --> 01:14:29,080 Except for grief 1288 01:14:29,660 --> 01:14:30,750 Sukhi! 1289 01:14:32,750 --> 01:14:33,700 Sukhi! 1290 01:14:33,790 --> 01:14:38,540 For this ceaseless pain 1291 01:14:39,620 --> 01:14:42,950 The end is relief... 1292 01:14:46,580 --> 01:14:52,370 For this ceaseless pain The end is relief 1293 01:14:54,250 --> 01:14:58,540 Why ask after this shattered soul... 1294 01:14:58,830 --> 01:15:00,660 Sukhi wanted to meet Jassi. 1295 01:15:02,540 --> 01:15:05,200 Was barred because he couldn't speak English. 1296 01:15:08,700 --> 01:15:10,660 The British ruled us for a century. 1297 01:15:11,660 --> 01:15:15,250 When they arrived we never asked, 1298 01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:17,250 "Know any Hindi? 1299 01:15:18,410 --> 01:15:19,910 How good is your vocabulary?" 1300 01:15:20,370 --> 01:15:23,080 Never demanded speaking tests. 1301 01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:28,000 We didn't test them. How dare they test us? 1302 01:15:28,870 --> 01:15:31,330 Tenses, plurals... 1303 01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:33,410 The rooster is male, the female is hen... 1304 01:15:35,450 --> 01:15:37,250 Sukhi died cramming it all. 1305 01:15:39,040 --> 01:15:39,950 Dead! 1306 01:15:41,790 --> 01:15:45,080 His dreams were reduced to ashes! 1307 01:15:58,870 --> 01:15:59,830 Manu... 1308 01:16:01,580 --> 01:16:02,870 you'll get your home back. 1309 01:16:04,370 --> 01:16:07,290 Don't ever think of suicide. 1310 01:16:07,830 --> 01:16:10,080 I'll take you to England. 1311 01:16:11,540 --> 01:16:14,620 Buggu, I'll take you all. 1312 01:16:14,870 --> 01:16:19,160 We'll scatter Sukhi's ashes near Jassi. 1313 01:16:19,290 --> 01:16:23,620 We don't have a visa... but try stopping us! 1314 01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:25,410 We will go to England. 1315 01:16:26,290 --> 01:16:28,450 Let's see who stops us. 1316 01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:31,500 I have decided. 1317 01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:35,250 We will take the dunki route. 1318 01:16:35,790 --> 01:16:36,700 Come here. 1319 01:16:38,910 --> 01:16:40,250 We will dunki. 1320 01:16:40,620 --> 01:16:46,750 The land of my birth says 1321 01:16:47,660 --> 01:16:53,660 Child, don't go 1322 01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:58,000 But when fate forces your hand 1323 01:16:58,790 --> 01:17:05,500 The feet can't say no 1324 01:17:07,410 --> 01:17:09,410 Hardy was a man possessed. 1325 01:17:09,830 --> 01:17:14,200 He sold off his home and land to pay the agents, 1326 01:17:14,290 --> 01:17:15,790 and we set out on our journey. 1327 01:17:16,580 --> 01:17:20,830 Pumpi, Chameli, and her brother Gulab joined us. 1328 01:17:21,620 --> 01:17:25,830 With dreams packed in our backpacks, we all embarked on the journey. 1329 01:17:26,660 --> 01:17:28,500 I'll get you to Pakistan. 1330 01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:33,000 Then, another agent will take you to Iran via Afghanistan in a truck. 1331 01:17:33,790 --> 01:17:35,580 From Iran, you'll take a train to Turkey. 1332 01:17:35,870 --> 01:17:37,290 Finally, you'll travel by sea to London. 1333 01:17:37,410 --> 01:17:41,700 Will we pass through China on the route? I'd love to visit! 1334 01:17:44,580 --> 01:17:45,540 Ignore him. 1335 01:17:45,700 --> 01:17:47,830 Give me all the agents' numbers. 1336 01:17:48,580 --> 01:17:51,660 - Sure. This has all the numbers. - Okay. 1337 01:17:51,750 --> 01:17:53,080 Get in the boat. 1338 01:17:53,370 --> 01:17:54,290 Wait. 1339 01:17:55,330 --> 01:17:56,540 Let me take one last look. 1340 01:17:57,950 --> 01:17:59,450 I'm unsure if I'll come back. 1341 01:17:59,750 --> 01:18:05,000 Farewell sweet homeland We'll be back soon 1342 01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:10,790 And talk from midnight Till it is noon 1343 01:18:11,160 --> 01:18:16,540 Farewell sweet homeland We'll be back soon 1344 01:18:16,660 --> 01:18:22,200 And talk from midnight Till it is noon 1345 01:18:22,750 --> 01:18:28,290 Your rain-scented soil I carry along 1346 01:18:28,500 --> 01:18:33,830 Of your remembrance I've woven a song 1347 01:18:34,250 --> 01:18:39,660 A kerchief of your clouds Is tied around my brow 1348 01:18:39,950 --> 01:18:44,700 A blanket of your memories Warms me even now 1349 01:18:44,790 --> 01:18:45,660 What's that? 1350 01:18:45,750 --> 01:18:50,700 In your keeping I've left my heart 1351 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:56,410 There it stays Though we part 1352 01:18:56,870 --> 01:19:01,200 Farewell sweet homeland We'll be back soon 1353 01:19:01,450 --> 01:19:04,540 - Stop the boat. - And talk from midnight 1354 01:19:04,620 --> 01:19:08,370 - Till it is noon - It's a watchtower. 1355 01:19:10,410 --> 01:19:12,950 Wasn't there last month. 1356 01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:15,250 We have to turn back. 1357 01:19:15,330 --> 01:19:18,160 We won't turn back! 1358 01:19:18,290 --> 01:19:22,540 - The boat won't go ahead. - But we will. 1359 01:19:22,700 --> 01:19:23,660 How? 1360 01:21:19,620 --> 01:21:21,910 We walked underwater all night. 1361 01:21:23,540 --> 01:21:25,080 By morning, we were in Pakistan. 1362 01:21:53,620 --> 01:21:55,620 Never do that again. 1363 01:21:55,870 --> 01:21:56,870 What? 1364 01:21:59,410 --> 01:22:02,620 For my breath, don't stop yours. 1365 01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:09,250 All's well. 1366 01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:13,160 All's well. 1367 01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:17,080 Let's go to the next agent. 1368 01:22:17,540 --> 01:22:19,540 How much further is London? 1369 01:22:20,120 --> 01:22:23,080 Think how far, and you won't make it. 1370 01:22:24,910 --> 01:22:27,450 Think about what awaits you. 1371 01:22:28,370 --> 01:22:29,290 Take a look. 1372 01:22:33,290 --> 01:22:37,790 In six months, Balli had bought a house and car. 1373 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:41,700 Pumpi, Chameli, and Gulab perked up. 1374 01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:43,580 Get your bags! 1375 01:22:59,370 --> 01:23:03,750 A sentence in your story 1376 01:23:04,330 --> 01:23:07,250 Is all I ask to be 1377 01:23:07,660 --> 01:23:12,160 In your quiet moments 1378 01:23:12,290 --> 01:23:15,580 Spare a thought for me 1379 01:23:15,910 --> 01:23:20,410 Your destination is my destiny 1380 01:23:20,750 --> 01:23:23,620 My friend 1381 01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:28,580 The refuge of your arms 1382 01:23:28,910 --> 01:23:32,000 Is my journey's end 1383 01:23:32,790 --> 01:23:36,830 Oh, my love 1384 01:23:36,910 --> 01:23:41,160 Oh, my love 1385 01:23:41,250 --> 01:23:47,080 My heart will always be true I'll be there forever for you 1386 01:23:47,410 --> 01:23:49,160 Oh, my love 1387 01:23:49,250 --> 01:23:53,250 Oh, my love 1388 01:23:53,330 --> 01:23:57,540 Oh, my love... 1389 01:23:57,660 --> 01:24:03,620 My heart will always be true I'll be there forever for you 1390 01:24:03,830 --> 01:24:06,790 Oh, my love... 1391 01:24:07,910 --> 01:24:10,250 Vehicles changed, and the journey went on... 1392 01:24:12,290 --> 01:24:15,790 Bullets and bombs were never far. 1393 01:24:22,330 --> 01:24:23,660 It took us two months 1394 01:24:23,910 --> 01:24:28,040 to cross Afghanistan and reach Iran. 1395 01:24:30,910 --> 01:24:32,200 Come fast! 1396 01:24:33,620 --> 01:24:35,040 Move! 1397 01:24:35,910 --> 01:24:37,790 Move! Move fast! 1398 01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:50,660 We had to walk for two days through the desert for a train to Turkey. 1399 01:25:07,660 --> 01:25:10,200 Look straight. Keep walking. 1400 01:25:15,080 --> 01:25:16,040 Stop! 1401 01:25:34,120 --> 01:25:35,450 - Okay. - No. 1402 01:25:36,120 --> 01:25:37,160 Go, go. 1403 01:25:37,370 --> 01:25:40,370 Pumpi, Chameli, Gulab... stop! He'll kill you. 1404 01:25:40,450 --> 01:25:41,370 Coach! 1405 01:25:41,450 --> 01:25:43,290 - Stay down! - No, please. 1406 01:25:43,540 --> 01:25:45,040 - Stay down. - No, please. 1407 01:26:08,790 --> 01:26:09,700 Hurry! 1408 01:26:18,450 --> 01:26:19,330 Run! 1409 01:26:32,120 --> 01:26:34,660 Chameli! 1410 01:26:35,540 --> 01:26:39,040 Chameli! Open your eyes! 1411 01:26:39,120 --> 01:26:40,290 Get up, Chameli! 1412 01:27:45,910 --> 01:27:46,790 No. 1413 01:27:49,200 --> 01:27:50,120 Come. 1414 01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:54,950 - No. I won't, Coach. - We'll all die. 1415 01:27:55,200 --> 01:27:56,120 - Move! - No. 1416 01:27:56,200 --> 01:27:57,080 - Buggu... - Coach... 1417 01:27:57,160 --> 01:27:58,120 - Come. - Coach... 1418 01:27:58,200 --> 01:27:59,080 Enough! 1419 01:29:41,160 --> 01:29:42,080 Boss. 1420 01:29:53,160 --> 01:29:54,790 Hey, let go of me! 1421 01:30:07,750 --> 01:30:09,200 Let my boss go or he dies! 1422 01:30:12,580 --> 01:30:14,790 - Drop the gun! - He'll kill me! 1423 01:30:14,870 --> 01:30:18,250 Drop it! 1424 01:30:18,330 --> 01:30:20,750 Save me. 1425 01:30:20,830 --> 01:30:22,040 I'll shoot him! 1426 01:30:22,120 --> 01:30:23,000 Hey! 1427 01:30:25,250 --> 01:30:26,580 He'll kill me. 1428 01:30:28,660 --> 01:30:30,750 Okay. 1429 01:30:41,120 --> 01:30:42,000 Let's go, Manu. 1430 01:30:46,540 --> 01:30:47,500 Manu, let's go. 1431 01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:49,250 Move, Manu. 1432 01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:55,750 - Coach-- - Get up. Be with her. 1433 01:30:56,950 --> 01:30:57,830 Manu. 1434 01:30:58,080 --> 01:30:59,330 - Come on, move. - Manu... 1435 01:30:59,620 --> 01:31:00,540 Are you fine? 1436 01:31:11,330 --> 01:31:16,540 Farewell sweet homeland 1437 01:31:17,410 --> 01:31:23,580 We'll be back soon 1438 01:31:24,950 --> 01:31:30,330 And talk from midnight 1439 01:31:31,540 --> 01:31:37,700 Till it is noon 1440 01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:43,830 Farewell sweet homeland 1441 01:31:44,950 --> 01:31:49,540 We'll be back soon 1442 01:32:01,080 --> 01:32:02,160 Comb your hair. 1443 01:32:07,660 --> 01:32:09,000 It's okay... no need. You look pretty. 1444 01:32:20,410 --> 01:32:21,620 It's all right. 1445 01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:25,370 It's okay. 1446 01:32:27,250 --> 01:32:28,700 I'm doing this for my house. 1447 01:32:29,830 --> 01:32:33,870 Why are you risking your life? 1448 01:32:34,080 --> 01:32:35,290 I'm crazy for you. 1449 01:32:36,540 --> 01:32:38,040 Can't you see? 1450 01:32:40,370 --> 01:32:41,290 Since when? 1451 01:32:41,580 --> 01:32:44,830 Since you fought for me in class. 1452 01:32:45,580 --> 01:32:46,660 Why didn't you tell me? 1453 01:32:46,790 --> 01:32:50,750 You said, "Don't stare! Focus." 1454 01:32:50,830 --> 01:32:53,200 - So I'm focusing. - Till when? 1455 01:32:53,540 --> 01:32:56,370 Only till London. 1456 01:32:57,750 --> 01:32:58,790 At Big Ben 1457 01:32:59,660 --> 01:33:00,660 when it chimes... 1458 01:33:06,410 --> 01:33:07,790 That's when I'll stop focusing. 1459 01:33:07,870 --> 01:33:12,250 The refuge of your arms 1460 01:33:12,790 --> 01:33:15,660 Nothing can replace 1461 01:33:16,080 --> 01:33:20,750 My only home 1462 01:33:20,950 --> 01:33:24,120 Now is your embrace 1463 01:33:24,790 --> 01:33:28,870 Oh, my love 1464 01:33:28,950 --> 01:33:33,120 Oh, my love... 1465 01:33:33,290 --> 01:33:39,120 My heart will always be true I'll be there forever for you 1466 01:33:39,410 --> 01:33:41,200 Oh, my love 1467 01:33:41,290 --> 01:33:45,250 Oh, my love 1468 01:33:45,330 --> 01:33:49,500 Oh, my love... 1469 01:33:49,620 --> 01:33:56,540 My heart will always be true I'll be there forever for you 1470 01:33:58,000 --> 01:34:00,700 When we got on the container for England, 1471 01:34:01,580 --> 01:34:03,910 we hoped to breathe easy. 1472 01:34:06,040 --> 01:34:08,080 But in there, every breath was torture. 1473 01:34:09,040 --> 01:34:11,620 We were locked in for 27 days. 1474 01:34:12,500 --> 01:34:14,830 It was like living in a gutter. 1475 01:34:20,700 --> 01:34:23,500 Just one hope kept us going... 1476 01:34:24,540 --> 01:34:25,410 London. 1477 01:34:25,500 --> 01:34:32,330 Packing the saga of this journey 1478 01:34:34,700 --> 01:34:41,620 All sorrows and the agony 1479 01:34:42,950 --> 01:34:49,830 O sweet homeland... 1480 01:34:51,790 --> 01:34:58,700 - To heal, we shall come to you soon - Come on! 1481 01:35:00,580 --> 01:35:07,410 - And talk from midnight till it is noon - Fast! Let's go! 1482 01:35:07,750 --> 01:35:11,290 O sweet homeland! 1483 01:35:11,620 --> 01:35:12,580 Get up fast! 1484 01:35:12,660 --> 01:35:15,620 - O sweet homeland! - Get up. 1485 01:35:15,700 --> 01:35:17,000 Hurry up! 1486 01:35:17,870 --> 01:35:20,080 - O sweet homeland! - Let's go! 1487 01:35:20,450 --> 01:35:21,700 Come on! 1488 01:35:21,790 --> 01:35:23,080 - Leave! - Let's go! 1489 01:35:23,160 --> 01:35:24,200 That way! 1490 01:35:24,290 --> 01:35:25,160 Go! 1491 01:35:25,250 --> 01:35:26,120 That way. 1492 01:35:31,790 --> 01:35:32,660 We're clear. 1493 01:35:36,160 --> 01:35:37,040 Where are we? 1494 01:35:37,700 --> 01:35:38,750 Doesn't look like London. 1495 01:35:39,660 --> 01:35:42,950 The swindlers got us to Africa! 1496 01:35:43,750 --> 01:35:44,700 Look there. 1497 01:35:46,040 --> 01:35:46,910 Those people... 1498 01:35:47,580 --> 01:35:48,540 Hold on a second. 1499 01:35:53,790 --> 01:35:56,200 Madam... 1500 01:35:56,330 --> 01:35:58,540 What country... this? 1501 01:35:59,540 --> 01:36:03,160 It's a Siberian Husky. From Russia. 1502 01:36:03,500 --> 01:36:04,660 Not the dog. 1503 01:36:05,120 --> 01:36:09,540 This... what country this? 1504 01:36:09,790 --> 01:36:11,870 It was England when I last checked. 1505 01:36:12,160 --> 01:36:13,200 London! 1506 01:36:13,450 --> 01:36:16,250 - We've reached London! - We are here! 1507 01:36:16,790 --> 01:36:19,790 - We've reached! - We are here! 1508 01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:22,750 - London! - We've reached! 1509 01:36:22,910 --> 01:36:24,950 These foreigners are a nuisance. 1510 01:36:26,330 --> 01:36:29,540 She called me a foreigner! Mom says the same. 1511 01:36:29,620 --> 01:36:33,620 - Oh, my! -"My fair boy looks like a foreigner." 1512 01:36:33,700 --> 01:36:34,580 Right! 1513 01:36:35,000 --> 01:36:37,660 - I made for London! - London! 1514 01:36:39,250 --> 01:36:43,950 - We made it! London! - London! 1515 01:36:49,540 --> 01:36:50,750 I can't see Big Ben. 1516 01:37:20,500 --> 01:37:22,080 Coach! 1517 01:37:22,700 --> 01:37:23,620 Oh, man! 1518 01:37:23,700 --> 01:37:27,500 Balli is famous! They've made his statue! 1519 01:37:28,830 --> 01:37:30,500 Look at the culture! 1520 01:37:30,660 --> 01:37:34,580 We never erect statues of foreigners. 1521 01:37:34,700 --> 01:37:36,370 What a culture! 1522 01:37:39,700 --> 01:37:40,620 Money offerings! 1523 01:37:40,910 --> 01:37:43,330 Never happens back home! 1524 01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:45,910 Culture! 1525 01:37:48,200 --> 01:37:55,080 Even Balli's armpit odor is replicated! 1526 01:37:55,160 --> 01:37:57,910 Meticulous culture! 1527 01:38:05,790 --> 01:38:06,700 Balli? 1528 01:38:06,790 --> 01:38:07,700 Coach. 1529 01:38:08,450 --> 01:38:09,330 Coach. 1530 01:38:11,370 --> 01:38:13,580 - You're begging? - Coach, no. 1531 01:38:18,910 --> 01:38:22,500 - Beggars manage to buy houses here? - Shut up! 1532 01:38:23,250 --> 01:38:26,040 Must be rented. What's the rent? 1533 01:38:26,250 --> 01:38:29,040 Hired staff, as well! 1534 01:38:30,330 --> 01:38:31,250 Come in. 1535 01:38:34,200 --> 01:38:37,160 - Isn't that too much staff? - Shut up! 1536 01:38:37,330 --> 01:38:38,500 - Hi, Balli. - What's up? 1537 01:38:40,870 --> 01:38:44,330 They're all dunkers... from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh. 1538 01:38:44,660 --> 01:38:46,540 We share the rent. 1539 01:38:46,910 --> 01:38:50,160 They've come from my hometown. 1540 01:38:50,540 --> 01:38:54,540 Till they find a place, they'll bunk here. 1541 01:39:01,040 --> 01:39:02,540 You have a student visa. 1542 01:39:03,000 --> 01:39:04,500 Why live this life? 1543 01:39:04,750 --> 01:39:08,410 There's no college. It's a fake admission. 1544 01:39:08,620 --> 01:39:10,040 If caught, it's prison. 1545 01:39:18,580 --> 01:39:19,950 - Come here! - Yes, Coach? 1546 01:39:23,200 --> 01:39:24,160 Where's this house? 1547 01:39:26,870 --> 01:39:30,000 Where's your car? Where's it? 1548 01:39:30,620 --> 01:39:33,870 Such photos lure others. 1549 01:39:34,450 --> 01:39:35,750 They die at borders. 1550 01:39:36,120 --> 01:39:40,700 Send real photos... of you begging! 1551 01:39:43,080 --> 01:39:44,080 Fine. 1552 01:39:45,250 --> 01:39:46,200 I'll send real photos. 1553 01:39:47,160 --> 01:39:49,250 Mom will be thrilled, her son begs! 1554 01:39:50,500 --> 01:39:52,450 I earn 20 pounds a day. 1555 01:39:52,700 --> 01:39:53,950 Six hundred a month. 1556 01:39:54,410 --> 01:39:56,540 I keep 100 and send 500 home. 1557 01:39:57,040 --> 01:39:59,450 Mom thinks I'm the King of London. 1558 01:40:00,160 --> 01:40:03,450 Now, she takes tea breaks when she sews. 1559 01:40:03,910 --> 01:40:04,910 She says... 1560 01:40:05,750 --> 01:40:12,040 "Relatives listen when I offer my opinion, thanks to you. 1561 01:40:12,370 --> 01:40:13,910 Because you're in London." 1562 01:40:15,120 --> 01:40:16,950 Wreck it all with one photo? 1563 01:40:18,450 --> 01:40:21,200 None of us send real photos. 1564 01:40:21,660 --> 01:40:24,540 If they learn we clean gutters, 1565 01:40:25,120 --> 01:40:26,910 our money will stink. 1566 01:40:27,250 --> 01:40:29,000 They won't touch it. 1567 01:40:32,160 --> 01:40:33,040 Listen... 1568 01:40:33,330 --> 01:40:36,450 I came here for a better life. Didn't work out. 1569 01:40:37,750 --> 01:40:39,250 But my family is better off. 1570 01:40:39,660 --> 01:40:42,080 What was my life anyway? 1571 01:40:42,910 --> 01:40:44,620 I was combing bald heads. 1572 01:40:45,040 --> 01:40:46,330 Don't hit me. 1573 01:40:46,700 --> 01:40:50,200 Cops! Hit me... but inside. 1574 01:40:50,750 --> 01:40:53,500 - Stop. - Cops! 1575 01:40:53,950 --> 01:40:54,830 Come here. 1576 01:40:54,910 --> 01:40:57,790 This wasn't the London of our dreams. 1577 01:40:58,450 --> 01:41:01,950 Twenty people shared one toilet. 1578 01:41:03,750 --> 01:41:09,000 Every day, a truck arrived for laborers. 1579 01:41:09,700 --> 01:41:11,450 The strong were hired. 1580 01:41:12,080 --> 01:41:14,040 The weak were rejected. 1581 01:41:14,790 --> 01:41:15,910 Hello, good evening. 1582 01:41:16,080 --> 01:41:17,620 Not that there was no work. 1583 01:41:17,870 --> 01:41:18,750 There was. 1584 01:41:20,370 --> 01:41:21,910 We sold adult films 1585 01:41:22,620 --> 01:41:25,700 and cleaned stores and toilets. 1586 01:41:27,290 --> 01:41:30,410 But our main job was to dodge cops. 1587 01:42:32,790 --> 01:42:33,700 Let's go, Manu. 1588 01:42:34,410 --> 01:42:35,290 Yes, let's go! 1589 01:42:36,410 --> 01:42:37,370 Where are we going? 1590 01:42:38,080 --> 01:42:39,200 Back to India. 1591 01:42:41,040 --> 01:42:42,910 Back to India? What do you mean? 1592 01:42:43,620 --> 01:42:45,950 This isn't the place we imagined. 1593 01:42:47,750 --> 01:42:50,410 If you're sick, you can't see a doctor. 1594 01:42:51,080 --> 01:42:53,580 If harassed, you can't go to the cops. 1595 01:42:53,700 --> 01:42:58,290 No bank account, no driving license... Because we have no ID. 1596 01:42:59,410 --> 01:43:02,160 We don't exist for them! 1597 01:43:02,870 --> 01:43:04,660 We'll always be illegal on this land. 1598 01:43:05,080 --> 01:43:06,000 Why? 1599 01:43:06,330 --> 01:43:08,290 Did they produce this land in a factory? 1600 01:43:09,580 --> 01:43:10,870 It's God's land. 1601 01:43:11,500 --> 01:43:13,370 As much ours as theirs. 1602 01:43:14,160 --> 01:43:17,200 They made borders! Our land, your land. 1603 01:43:17,830 --> 01:43:20,160 We're here because they were there. 1604 01:43:20,450 --> 01:43:22,160 Looted our country for centuries! 1605 01:43:22,830 --> 01:43:24,950 Why else would we come here? 1606 01:43:27,750 --> 01:43:32,620 We risked our lives to get here... we can't go back. 1607 01:43:33,160 --> 01:43:36,120 Now, this is our city! 1608 01:43:36,200 --> 01:43:38,580 In our city, we wouldn't have to sleep in a graveyard. 1609 01:43:39,750 --> 01:43:43,700 Many homes would open their doors to us and welcome us in! 1610 01:43:44,120 --> 01:43:45,330 Why suffer humiliations? 1611 01:43:47,830 --> 01:43:51,370 Give me one reason to stay back, Manu. 1612 01:43:55,040 --> 01:43:56,000 I'll give you a reason. 1613 01:44:00,950 --> 01:44:01,950 Stay back for me. 1614 01:44:05,040 --> 01:44:06,160 You're my man. 1615 01:44:07,290 --> 01:44:08,790 I want to spend my life with you. 1616 01:44:12,700 --> 01:44:13,660 Stay on. 1617 01:44:17,660 --> 01:44:21,500 After that, Hardy never spoke of going back to India. 1618 01:44:22,200 --> 01:44:24,580 He looked for ways to become legal. 1619 01:44:25,330 --> 01:44:27,750 One day, he got a lawyer. 1620 01:44:28,290 --> 01:44:29,370 Puru Patel. 1621 01:44:30,040 --> 01:44:32,620 Three ways to citizenship... 1622 01:44:33,160 --> 01:44:35,450 Buy, beg, or marry. 1623 01:44:36,700 --> 01:44:37,620 Buy. 1624 01:44:37,790 --> 01:44:42,450 Invest a million pounds, and you'll get residency. 1625 01:44:42,790 --> 01:44:46,000 If we had the money, why would we dunki? 1626 01:44:46,750 --> 01:44:48,790 - Second solution? - Beg. 1627 01:44:49,080 --> 01:44:51,290 Beg for asylum. 1628 01:44:51,410 --> 01:44:53,660 - What's asylum? - Refuge. 1629 01:44:54,120 --> 01:44:56,540 England will grant you refuge. 1630 01:44:56,830 --> 01:44:59,080 Refuge from whom? 1631 01:44:59,200 --> 01:45:00,250 From India. 1632 01:45:01,700 --> 01:45:05,330 We'll claim you were activists in India. 1633 01:45:05,750 --> 01:45:11,200 At a protest, your country burned Sukhi alive. 1634 01:45:11,790 --> 01:45:14,540 Say, you'd be killed as well. 1635 01:45:14,950 --> 01:45:17,410 England can't deny asylum. 1636 01:45:17,660 --> 01:45:18,700 Third solution? 1637 01:45:19,200 --> 01:45:21,370 What's wrong with the second? 1638 01:45:22,200 --> 01:45:23,910 My country didn't kill Sukhi. 1639 01:45:25,000 --> 01:45:25,910 Why lie? 1640 01:45:26,000 --> 01:45:28,580 Your statement won't be on TV. 1641 01:45:29,000 --> 01:45:31,870 It'll stay in a file. Who cares? 1642 01:45:32,370 --> 01:45:35,040 I'm a soldier. I care. 1643 01:45:35,290 --> 01:45:36,700 Then, the third solution. Marry. 1644 01:45:37,450 --> 01:45:41,620 Marry a British passport holder. Divorce after two years. 1645 01:45:41,750 --> 01:45:43,250 If the bride's a no-show? 1646 01:45:43,540 --> 01:45:45,250 - Catherine didn't show up-- - Enough. 1647 01:45:45,330 --> 01:45:46,790 - Balli, let it go. - Not a bride. A groom! 1648 01:45:47,250 --> 01:45:49,290 Hey, baldie! 1649 01:45:51,160 --> 01:45:53,750 He's coming cheap. 5000 pounds. 1650 01:45:53,910 --> 01:45:57,540 A thousand now, rest on divorce. 1651 01:45:57,620 --> 01:46:01,040 Is it legal here? A man marrying a man? 1652 01:46:01,660 --> 01:46:03,080 I'll do it. 1653 01:46:03,450 --> 01:46:06,330 Stop beaming. He's not for you but for Manu. 1654 01:46:11,750 --> 01:46:12,620 No. 1655 01:46:14,540 --> 01:46:15,700 Next solution? 1656 01:46:15,790 --> 01:46:19,700 Manu, once you're legal, 1657 01:46:19,910 --> 01:46:23,620 marry the man you love. 1658 01:46:24,040 --> 01:46:29,330 Then both live legally... happily ever after. 1659 01:46:32,700 --> 01:46:35,500 Forget him. You won't have to live with him. 1660 01:46:37,830 --> 01:46:39,870 So... shall I book a church? 1661 01:46:50,330 --> 01:46:52,870 Are you prepared, as you follow the path of marriage, 1662 01:46:52,950 --> 01:46:57,200 to love and honor each other for as long as you both shall live? 1663 01:46:57,500 --> 01:46:59,000 I am. 1664 01:46:59,750 --> 01:47:00,660 I am. 1665 01:47:01,540 --> 01:47:06,540 In the name of the Holy Spirit, I now pronounce you man and wife. 1666 01:47:07,500 --> 01:47:09,290 You may now kiss the bride. 1667 01:47:23,870 --> 01:47:26,500 Why not a flying kiss? Why the mouth? 1668 01:47:27,080 --> 01:47:28,750 I will kill you! 1669 01:47:29,080 --> 01:47:30,290 I will kill you! 1670 01:47:39,200 --> 01:47:41,580 How dare you touch her! 1671 01:47:42,330 --> 01:47:43,290 What happened, Manu? 1672 01:47:43,450 --> 01:47:46,160 - Kissing me on the mouth. - On the mouth?! 1673 01:47:46,290 --> 01:47:47,160 On the mouth? 1674 01:47:56,790 --> 01:47:58,950 Patel told me to kiss her. 1675 01:47:59,200 --> 01:48:00,250 Hardy, enough! 1676 01:48:01,450 --> 01:48:04,080 Without a kiss, a marriage looks fake. 1677 01:48:04,370 --> 01:48:08,250 I didn't say, go honeymooning and have children. 1678 01:48:08,370 --> 01:48:11,410 It's just a kiss. For evidence! 1679 01:48:11,500 --> 01:48:12,500 Why is there a problem? 1680 01:48:12,830 --> 01:48:17,540 As a lawyer, I advised, "Kiss the bride." 1681 01:48:17,830 --> 01:48:18,700 On the mouth? 1682 01:48:18,830 --> 01:48:19,750 As a lawyer. 1683 01:48:22,290 --> 01:48:23,540 You pimp! 1684 01:48:23,620 --> 01:48:26,120 It's an English custom. 1685 01:48:26,450 --> 01:48:28,500 I agree, it's wrong. But what to do? 1686 01:48:28,620 --> 01:48:30,120 The priest asked them to kiss. 1687 01:48:31,870 --> 01:48:33,410 - On the mouth? - Ask him. 1688 01:48:34,040 --> 01:48:35,000 Wait right there! 1689 01:48:38,290 --> 01:48:39,410 Stop! 1690 01:48:40,580 --> 01:48:41,500 Open the door! 1691 01:48:41,790 --> 01:48:43,910 You said, kiss on the mouth? 1692 01:48:44,500 --> 01:48:47,250 You think I will let that junkie touch Manu? 1693 01:48:47,500 --> 01:48:48,750 Hello? Police? 1694 01:48:48,830 --> 01:48:51,200 I'll fix you all! 1695 01:48:54,040 --> 01:48:55,450 I'm her man! 1696 01:49:08,330 --> 01:49:09,950 Praise Lord Jesus! 1697 01:49:19,000 --> 01:49:19,950 Hello, police. 1698 01:49:20,040 --> 01:49:22,200 What a lovely weather today. You like? 1699 01:49:22,370 --> 01:49:23,370 Shut up! 1700 01:49:24,080 --> 01:49:26,330 Wait! Why arrest me? 1701 01:49:26,540 --> 01:49:29,370 Because we have reason to believe this is a sham marriage. 1702 01:49:29,580 --> 01:49:32,540 No... love marriage. 1703 01:49:33,000 --> 01:49:33,870 I love him. 1704 01:49:35,080 --> 01:49:36,290 How long have you known each other? 1705 01:49:39,660 --> 01:49:41,580 - Five... - Five years. 1706 01:49:41,910 --> 01:49:42,950 What's his mother's name? 1707 01:49:44,250 --> 01:49:45,120 Mummy. 1708 01:49:45,500 --> 01:49:48,500 I call her Mummy-ji. Respect. 1709 01:49:48,660 --> 01:49:50,700 - Michelle. - Michelle Mummy-ji. 1710 01:49:51,330 --> 01:49:52,910 My father's name is Donald. 1711 01:49:53,410 --> 01:49:56,000 Donald Papa-ji. Respect. 1712 01:49:56,450 --> 01:49:58,290 Right. You, come with me. 1713 01:50:02,870 --> 01:50:04,080 What sort of car do you drive? 1714 01:50:04,700 --> 01:50:06,410 I don't have a car. 1715 01:50:07,750 --> 01:50:08,950 What color is his car? 1716 01:50:13,040 --> 01:50:14,410 I sit inside car. 1717 01:50:14,540 --> 01:50:16,160 Outside color, how I know? 1718 01:50:19,750 --> 01:50:20,660 Come on. 1719 01:50:51,830 --> 01:50:52,750 Sorry. 1720 01:51:10,000 --> 01:51:13,330 I know you're in love but... 1721 01:51:13,540 --> 01:51:17,370 one kiss would've made you legal. 1722 01:51:20,040 --> 01:51:21,700 But what's wrong is wrong. 1723 01:51:21,910 --> 01:51:23,290 What now? 1724 01:51:23,910 --> 01:51:28,450 The marriage didn't work, so let's use death. 1725 01:51:28,620 --> 01:51:30,200 Okay, deploy death! 1726 01:51:30,500 --> 01:51:31,370 Shut up. 1727 01:51:31,450 --> 01:51:32,750 Death? 1728 01:51:32,870 --> 01:51:36,620 I'll bring Sukhi's ashes to the court. 1729 01:51:36,950 --> 01:51:39,870 That'll shock the judge. 1730 01:51:40,330 --> 01:51:43,250 He'll ask, "Are you in danger? Want asylum?" 1731 01:51:43,540 --> 01:51:45,700 You just have to say yes. 1732 01:51:46,250 --> 01:51:49,330 - Will it work? - A hundred percent! 1733 01:51:49,540 --> 01:51:52,700 But don't wrestle the judge. 1734 01:51:53,870 --> 01:51:55,950 He won't kiss Manu. 1735 01:52:07,540 --> 01:52:10,660 Take this. Stir the judge's soul. 1736 01:52:10,750 --> 01:52:12,200 - Move. - Yes. 1737 01:52:12,330 --> 01:52:13,870 - Move. - Yes, sir. 1738 01:52:14,200 --> 01:52:16,950 Remember three words. "I want asylum!" 1739 01:52:18,830 --> 01:52:20,910 Mr. Hardayal Singh Dhillon. 1740 01:52:28,370 --> 01:52:29,580 Please wear the headphones. 1741 01:52:31,120 --> 01:52:32,000 Sure. 1742 01:52:32,830 --> 01:52:34,580 Mr. Dhillon, what is that? 1743 01:52:35,040 --> 01:52:35,910 "What's that?" 1744 01:52:37,370 --> 01:52:40,250 Ashes of my friend Sukhi. 1745 01:52:40,700 --> 01:52:42,910 "Ashes... of my friend Sukhi." 1746 01:52:43,790 --> 01:52:45,580 Are you seeking asylum? 1747 01:52:45,660 --> 01:52:47,700 Is your life under threat in your country? 1748 01:52:48,040 --> 01:52:49,620 "Is your life under threat in your country? 1749 01:52:49,910 --> 01:52:51,120 Are you seeking asylum?" 1750 01:52:52,410 --> 01:52:53,290 No, Mr. Judge. 1751 01:52:54,370 --> 01:52:56,200 I'm under no threat in my country. 1752 01:53:00,120 --> 01:53:02,080 So, why have you entered our country illegally? 1753 01:53:02,950 --> 01:53:04,330 Couldn't get a visa. 1754 01:53:04,870 --> 01:53:06,830 Why don't you grant visas? 1755 01:53:07,950 --> 01:53:11,000 You use German cars and Saudi fuel. 1756 01:53:11,250 --> 01:53:14,790 Eat Italian pizza. Sip Sri Lankan tea. 1757 01:53:15,250 --> 01:53:16,790 Wear shirts from India. 1758 01:53:17,370 --> 01:53:19,330 If you allow foreign goods, 1759 01:53:20,620 --> 01:53:22,540 then why stop foreign humans? 1760 01:53:22,750 --> 01:53:25,450 We don't stop foreigners coming into the country. 1761 01:53:25,540 --> 01:53:28,540 We just require them to follow a valid visa process. 1762 01:53:28,790 --> 01:53:33,080 Otherwise, we would be allowing terrorists or criminals into the country. 1763 01:53:33,290 --> 01:53:35,580 Dunkers don't commit crimes. 1764 01:53:36,000 --> 01:53:38,540 They fear deportation, 1765 01:53:38,870 --> 01:53:41,450 even breathing silently, fearing cops. 1766 01:53:42,040 --> 01:53:43,330 They're not terrorists. 1767 01:53:44,290 --> 01:53:45,540 Terrorists come to kill. 1768 01:53:47,000 --> 01:53:47,870 Dunkers come to live. 1769 01:53:48,750 --> 01:53:50,500 For two square meals. 1770 01:53:51,200 --> 01:53:54,200 You are only thinking of your people, Mr. Dhillon. 1771 01:53:54,620 --> 01:53:57,870 There are more than 500,000 illegal immigrants in this country. 1772 01:53:58,250 --> 01:54:02,160 Do you have any idea of the number of jobs that our people have lost? 1773 01:54:03,330 --> 01:54:06,000 I beg to differ. You're wrong. 1774 01:54:07,080 --> 01:54:10,450 Migrants create jobs, not decrease them. 1775 01:54:11,700 --> 01:54:14,790 To feed 500,000, many eateries are needed here. 1776 01:54:15,540 --> 01:54:18,580 For their clothes, many tailors are needed. 1777 01:54:18,660 --> 01:54:20,950 So many barbers for haircuts. 1778 01:54:21,750 --> 01:54:24,660 Besides, they do jobs you shun. 1779 01:54:25,160 --> 01:54:28,250 Clean your gutters and trash. 1780 01:54:29,660 --> 01:54:32,000 Deport these 500,000, 1781 01:54:33,580 --> 01:54:35,000 and your country will collapse. 1782 01:54:35,450 --> 01:54:38,700 What you seem to be suggesting is that we should have open borders. 1783 01:54:39,040 --> 01:54:41,660 Your borders were always open. 1784 01:54:41,870 --> 01:54:43,700 Invest a million, settle here. 1785 01:54:44,540 --> 01:54:46,200 Borders keep out only the poor. 1786 01:54:46,580 --> 01:54:49,790 The law says we can only grant asylum 1787 01:54:49,870 --> 01:54:51,750 in the case of war and persecution. 1788 01:54:52,700 --> 01:54:54,910 Not in the case of poverty. 1789 01:54:55,750 --> 01:55:00,870 Death by bullet or death by hunger... what's the difference? 1790 01:55:01,660 --> 01:55:02,580 A human is dead. 1791 01:55:03,950 --> 01:55:08,620 This is my friend Sukhi. 1792 01:55:09,500 --> 01:55:13,160 He wanted a visa for a day to take Jassi back home. 1793 01:55:14,250 --> 01:55:15,830 They ignored his need. 1794 01:55:16,750 --> 01:55:18,000 Read him the rule book. 1795 01:55:20,620 --> 01:55:21,500 He died. 1796 01:55:25,750 --> 01:55:29,410 He burned before my very eyes... 1797 01:55:30,250 --> 01:55:33,660 drenched in kerosene... 1798 01:55:42,000 --> 01:55:46,540 During the winter season, birds migrate from Russia to Punjab... 1799 01:55:47,620 --> 01:55:48,540 without a visa. 1800 01:55:50,410 --> 01:55:52,370 Our birds don't convene a court... 1801 01:55:53,500 --> 01:55:56,750 knowing their homes are frozen 1802 01:55:57,120 --> 01:55:58,950 and they'll die there. 1803 01:56:00,080 --> 01:56:02,500 Why can't humans understand this? 1804 01:56:05,080 --> 01:56:08,870 People are compelled to leave their homes due to a pressing necessity. 1805 01:56:09,450 --> 01:56:12,540 No one desires to leave their family, friends, and country 1806 01:56:13,040 --> 01:56:14,950 only to face bullets at borders. 1807 01:56:21,200 --> 01:56:22,080 Look... 1808 01:56:22,620 --> 01:56:26,580 I can, according to the provision of law, grant you a stay, 1809 01:56:27,080 --> 01:56:32,330 but only if you say that your life is under threat in your country. 1810 01:56:36,450 --> 01:56:39,580 A judge who encourages lying in court! 1811 01:56:41,500 --> 01:56:42,450 No, Mr. Judge. 1812 01:56:42,790 --> 01:56:44,450 I face no threat in my country. 1813 01:56:45,330 --> 01:56:49,290 It is my motherland. I won't insult it to live here. 1814 01:56:52,580 --> 01:56:53,540 You're a judge. 1815 01:56:55,620 --> 01:56:57,290 Deliver justice. 1816 01:57:06,000 --> 01:57:10,450 Mr. Dhillon, I derive no pleasure from what I'm about to say. 1817 01:57:12,580 --> 01:57:13,700 The order of the court 1818 01:57:13,790 --> 01:57:17,200 is that Mr. Hardayal Singh Dhillon will be deported back to India. 1819 01:57:34,620 --> 01:57:35,500 Long live India! 1820 01:57:36,700 --> 01:57:40,660 Your friend is an extraordinary man, but if you wish to remain in this country, 1821 01:57:40,750 --> 01:57:44,290 I cannot recommend that you follow the path that he has chosen. 1822 01:57:44,910 --> 01:57:49,200 I now need to speak to Miss Manu Randhawa. 1823 01:57:55,700 --> 01:57:56,660 Come, Manu. 1824 01:57:56,750 --> 01:57:58,120 Let's go back home. 1825 01:57:58,790 --> 01:58:00,700 Where do I have a home? 1826 01:58:02,620 --> 01:58:04,040 I'm here to regain it. 1827 01:58:06,080 --> 01:58:07,200 Miss Randhawa... 1828 01:58:15,330 --> 01:58:16,450 Miss Randhawa. 1829 01:58:32,250 --> 01:58:37,500 Miss Randhawa, is your life under threat in your country? 1830 01:58:42,790 --> 01:58:44,120 Are you seeking asylum? 1831 01:58:48,200 --> 01:58:49,290 Yes, grant me asylum. 1832 01:58:51,160 --> 01:58:52,080 Please. 1833 01:59:39,950 --> 01:59:41,080 Hardy! 1834 02:00:03,750 --> 02:00:05,330 I'll miss you terribly. 1835 02:00:08,120 --> 02:00:09,540 Take care of yourself. 1836 02:00:19,950 --> 02:00:25,160 I don't question the reason you're gone 1837 02:00:25,910 --> 02:00:31,160 I don't question the reason you're gone 1838 02:00:31,620 --> 02:00:37,120 But I'll pray for your return every dawn 1839 02:00:37,700 --> 02:00:43,120 I'll pray for your return every dawn 1840 02:00:43,580 --> 02:00:49,290 God may send every trial my way 1841 02:00:49,540 --> 02:00:55,120 God may send every trial my way 1842 02:00:55,410 --> 02:01:00,950 But I won't accept your going away 1843 02:01:01,290 --> 02:01:06,910 I won't accept your going away 1844 02:01:07,290 --> 02:01:13,040 My hopeful heart will wait every day 1845 02:01:13,290 --> 02:01:18,950 By the lonely road that took you away 1846 02:01:19,160 --> 02:01:25,000 Till my last breath Till the doorstep of death 1847 02:01:25,160 --> 02:01:28,080 My hopeful heart will wait every day 1848 02:01:28,160 --> 02:01:30,790 By the lonely road that took you away 1849 02:01:31,040 --> 02:01:36,790 My hopeful heart will wait every day 1850 02:01:37,000 --> 02:01:43,200 By the lonely road that took you away 1851 02:01:54,700 --> 02:02:00,290 Eons will pass I'll pretend they're a minute 1852 02:02:00,700 --> 02:02:06,250 As I wait for a life... With you back in it 1853 02:02:06,620 --> 02:02:12,160 My eyes may struggle to see me In the mirror one day 1854 02:02:12,540 --> 02:02:18,250 But they'll still spot you In a crowd far away 1855 02:02:18,500 --> 02:02:24,120 My hopeful heart will wait every day 1856 02:02:24,250 --> 02:02:30,160 By the lonely road that took you away 1857 02:02:30,330 --> 02:02:35,910 My hopeful heart will wait every day 1858 02:02:36,250 --> 02:02:41,950 By the lonely road that took you away 1859 02:02:42,160 --> 02:02:48,000 Till my last breath Till the doorstep of death 1860 02:02:48,160 --> 02:02:53,750 My hopeful heart will wait every day 1861 02:02:53,950 --> 02:02:56,790 By the lonely road that took you away 1862 02:02:57,000 --> 02:02:59,750 My hopeful heart will wait every day 1863 02:02:59,910 --> 02:03:05,330 - By the lonely road that took you away - Hardy! 1864 02:03:05,450 --> 02:03:06,500 Coach! 1865 02:03:06,620 --> 02:03:08,500 Hardy! 1866 02:03:17,500 --> 02:03:20,370 What a lovely weather today! 1867 02:03:21,450 --> 02:03:23,750 Get in here! 1868 02:03:31,870 --> 02:03:35,250 Why not come to India? Why Dubai? 1869 02:03:35,540 --> 02:03:37,540 - Didn't get a visa for India. - Why? 1870 02:03:37,830 --> 02:03:40,290 As refugees, we couldn't leave England. 1871 02:03:40,410 --> 02:03:45,580 - We finally got citizenship last year... - Okay. 1872 02:03:46,080 --> 02:03:47,830 but the Indian Embassy denied us visas. 1873 02:03:47,910 --> 02:03:49,200 Why? 1874 02:03:49,370 --> 02:03:50,830 They said, 1875 02:03:51,160 --> 02:03:56,040 "For asylum, you claimed your life's at risk in India... 1876 02:03:56,160 --> 02:03:58,700 - Oh, yes, the asylum issue. - So, why go back?" 1877 02:03:59,000 --> 02:04:02,540 We're done with London. Time to go home. 1878 02:04:02,620 --> 02:04:06,910 Where are your families? Did you marry? 1879 02:04:07,160 --> 02:04:08,290 Tell him. 1880 02:04:08,370 --> 02:04:09,250 - Tell me. - Coach... 1881 02:04:09,870 --> 02:04:12,160 - I married a German lady. - Excellent! 1882 02:04:12,250 --> 02:04:14,660 Got divorced due to my height. 1883 02:04:14,870 --> 02:04:16,040 Height? 1884 02:04:16,620 --> 02:04:18,950 She said my height was low. 1885 02:04:19,040 --> 02:04:21,330 Not height, your IQ was low. 1886 02:04:21,450 --> 02:04:25,620 - Yes, something was low. - Something is definitely low in you. 1887 02:04:25,950 --> 02:04:29,200 - Are you single? - I'm not. 1888 02:04:29,330 --> 02:04:31,580 - Wow! - I have my phone and my charger. 1889 02:04:31,700 --> 02:04:33,000 We make a happy trio. 1890 02:04:37,200 --> 02:04:39,040 And where's your Jogi? 1891 02:04:39,450 --> 02:04:42,160 - Jogi who? - Your husband! 1892 02:04:42,870 --> 02:04:44,790 Son of Sukarma and Santokh Jogi. 1893 02:04:45,290 --> 02:04:48,660 Brother of Sonia and Simran Jogi. Names on your wedding card. 1894 02:04:48,910 --> 02:04:50,330 Where are the Jogis? 1895 02:04:55,410 --> 02:04:56,370 Oh! 1896 02:04:58,450 --> 02:04:59,500 Is he dead? 1897 02:05:03,290 --> 02:05:04,160 No. 1898 02:05:04,290 --> 02:05:06,830 Did the scoundrel dump you? 1899 02:05:11,250 --> 02:05:12,620 You! You dumped him? 1900 02:05:15,700 --> 02:05:16,580 No? 1901 02:05:19,000 --> 02:05:22,000 Oh! You never married! 1902 02:05:23,500 --> 02:05:24,620 Crazy lady! 1903 02:05:25,620 --> 02:05:27,910 You printed only one card... for me! 1904 02:05:28,080 --> 02:05:30,700 - If I hadn't, would you have married? - I don't know. 1905 02:05:31,000 --> 02:05:32,910 Otherwise, you'd have waited for me lifelong. 1906 02:05:33,080 --> 02:05:34,870 I was too attractive to forget. 1907 02:05:36,370 --> 02:05:39,000 How does your wife look? 1908 02:05:39,120 --> 02:05:41,580 - No, let it be. Drop it. - Can't be hotter than me. 1909 02:05:41,660 --> 02:05:43,200 So... what's the plan? 1910 02:05:43,370 --> 02:05:46,540 Dunki again or any chance of a visa? 1911 02:05:46,950 --> 02:05:48,540 - They're harassing us. - It will be done. 1912 02:05:48,620 --> 02:05:50,000 It can take six to eight months. 1913 02:05:50,370 --> 02:05:52,790 So, come after six months. 1914 02:05:53,160 --> 02:05:54,450 What's the big rush? 1915 02:05:54,830 --> 02:05:55,790 Are you dying? 1916 02:05:57,370 --> 02:05:58,250 Yes. 1917 02:05:59,830 --> 02:06:00,700 What? 1918 02:06:07,370 --> 02:06:08,950 The doctor has given me a month. 1919 02:06:11,040 --> 02:06:12,500 I fled the hospital. 1920 02:06:19,700 --> 02:06:22,370 - What happened to you? - A tumor. 1921 02:06:24,580 --> 02:06:25,500 In her brain. 1922 02:06:32,330 --> 02:06:33,200 Stop it. 1923 02:06:34,000 --> 02:06:34,950 Leave me alone! 1924 02:06:36,450 --> 02:06:37,370 Let me... 1925 02:06:38,620 --> 02:06:39,500 Coach? 1926 02:06:40,660 --> 02:06:41,580 Wait. 1927 02:06:42,950 --> 02:06:45,370 He's a soldier. He'll cry in solitude. 1928 02:07:09,540 --> 02:07:10,540 Enough now. 1929 02:07:13,620 --> 02:07:18,700 Did my dad put up the nameplate on the gate? 1930 02:07:19,160 --> 02:07:20,580 "Randhawa House." 1931 02:07:20,950 --> 02:07:21,870 No. 1932 02:07:22,750 --> 02:07:23,910 He's put something else. 1933 02:07:24,950 --> 02:07:27,160 I too put something on your roof. 1934 02:07:28,700 --> 02:07:30,950 - An airplane? - No. 1935 02:07:32,700 --> 02:07:33,580 What then? 1936 02:07:36,500 --> 02:07:37,620 You come and see. 1937 02:07:42,120 --> 02:07:43,080 So, take me home. 1938 02:07:45,660 --> 02:07:49,870 I haven't hugged my parents in 25 years. 1939 02:07:51,790 --> 02:07:54,040 I haven't seen the home I regained. 1940 02:07:55,120 --> 02:07:57,910 - I don't want to die among strangers. - No... 1941 02:07:58,790 --> 02:08:01,450 I want to die in my country. Among my family. 1942 02:08:04,040 --> 02:08:05,290 I'll take you home. 1943 02:08:07,040 --> 02:08:09,370 This Diwali will be at home. 1944 02:08:09,750 --> 02:08:11,450 Dunki again? 1945 02:08:12,370 --> 02:08:14,790 At your age, old dame? 1946 02:08:15,120 --> 02:08:16,620 I'll take you by airplane. 1947 02:08:20,620 --> 02:08:21,500 I will. 1948 02:08:22,700 --> 02:08:24,250 Without a visa? How? 1949 02:08:26,040 --> 02:08:29,290 - Like this. Soldier's promise! - Yeah, sure. 1950 02:08:35,160 --> 02:08:36,330 - Hello? - Hello. 1951 02:08:36,580 --> 02:08:38,330 Hardy! Met Manu? 1952 02:08:38,410 --> 02:08:42,500 Yes. Have to get her back. Need your help. 1953 02:08:42,620 --> 02:08:43,700 Say it. 1954 02:08:43,790 --> 02:08:45,910 Do you know any dunki agents in Dubai? 1955 02:08:46,700 --> 02:08:47,580 Bakir. 1956 02:08:47,660 --> 02:08:49,080 Is he trustworthy? 1957 02:08:49,620 --> 02:08:53,620 Trustworthy agents don't exist! Meet him anyway. 1958 02:08:53,700 --> 02:08:56,580 Ship me some stuff. Sending you a list. 1959 02:08:56,750 --> 02:08:59,000 Hardy, all the best. 1960 02:09:03,620 --> 02:09:06,040 Your destination is 500 meters away. 1961 02:09:09,200 --> 02:09:10,160 Turn right. 1962 02:09:14,200 --> 02:09:15,830 You have reached your destination. 1963 02:09:23,330 --> 02:09:24,200 Hardy? 1964 02:09:26,040 --> 02:09:26,910 Bakir? 1965 02:09:27,330 --> 02:09:28,580 Geetu called. 1966 02:09:29,370 --> 02:09:31,040 What can I do for you? 1967 02:09:31,330 --> 02:09:33,000 Send some people to India. 1968 02:09:33,410 --> 02:09:35,250 - Do they have a visa? - No. 1969 02:09:35,620 --> 02:09:37,620 - Passport? - No. 1970 02:09:37,830 --> 02:09:38,750 Money? 1971 02:09:41,160 --> 02:09:42,040 Yes. 1972 02:09:43,000 --> 02:09:43,870 Consider it done. 1973 02:09:47,660 --> 02:09:50,950 A container leaves from Jeddah for India. 1974 02:09:51,040 --> 02:09:52,750 It takes five days. 1975 02:09:53,330 --> 02:09:56,410 We land in Bhuj. 1976 02:09:57,120 --> 02:10:00,370 From there, drive to Laltu. 1977 02:10:01,660 --> 02:10:03,290 Check who's at the door. 1978 02:10:03,500 --> 02:10:04,370 Mr. Hardy? 1979 02:10:06,540 --> 02:10:08,080 Geetu has sent a parcel! 1980 02:10:10,000 --> 02:10:11,500 What's this? 1981 02:10:11,700 --> 02:10:14,500 Indian clothes. 1982 02:10:15,080 --> 02:10:17,500 With "Made in India" labels. 1983 02:10:18,450 --> 02:10:20,660 Punjabi newspapers. 1984 02:10:20,750 --> 02:10:21,830 Pack them. 1985 02:10:22,080 --> 02:10:26,160 Discard your British SIM cards and phones. 1986 02:10:26,910 --> 02:10:29,450 Here are the Indian ones. Hang on to them. 1987 02:10:30,500 --> 02:10:31,700 Kutch is a border area. 1988 02:10:31,870 --> 02:10:35,540 If caught, we should appear Punjabi tourists. 1989 02:10:35,660 --> 02:10:39,620 You had promised a plane ride. 1990 02:10:39,910 --> 02:10:41,950 It's a dunki again! 1991 02:11:17,500 --> 02:11:20,160 Give your British passports to Bakir. 1992 02:11:20,290 --> 02:11:22,000 - He'll burn them. - Why? 1993 02:11:22,080 --> 02:11:25,330 If caught, there should be no evidence you're British. 1994 02:11:28,080 --> 02:11:30,040 Go! Get inside. 1995 02:11:31,370 --> 02:11:32,330 Get inside. 1996 02:11:32,500 --> 02:11:33,540 - Balli. - Give me your hand. 1997 02:11:33,950 --> 02:11:35,620 Get inside. 1998 02:11:37,540 --> 02:11:38,540 Hurry up. 1999 02:11:40,620 --> 02:11:41,700 Let's go. 2000 02:11:41,790 --> 02:11:43,330 - Pick up the food packets. - Food is here. 2001 02:11:48,450 --> 02:11:49,830 Pick it up. 2002 02:11:53,950 --> 02:11:55,830 That's a lot of food for four days! 2003 02:11:56,000 --> 02:11:57,120 Four days? 2004 02:11:59,200 --> 02:12:01,080 It'll take you two weeks to London. 2005 02:12:03,750 --> 02:12:05,870 Two weeks for London? 2006 02:12:06,870 --> 02:12:08,290 We're not going to London! 2007 02:12:09,000 --> 02:12:12,080 Big phoo-phoo! Wrong container! 2008 02:12:13,660 --> 02:12:15,370 - Bakir, open the door! - Hey! 2009 02:12:16,830 --> 02:12:18,000 Let it go. 2010 02:12:19,750 --> 02:12:21,410 - Call Bakir. - Yes. 2011 02:12:21,750 --> 02:12:23,500 - I will call him. - Call him. 2012 02:12:28,290 --> 02:12:29,540 He cut the call. 2013 02:12:29,660 --> 02:12:30,580 What? 2014 02:12:30,910 --> 02:12:32,120 What now? 2015 02:12:38,950 --> 02:12:39,910 Omar Abbasi. 2016 02:12:40,250 --> 02:12:42,540 What's the reward for reporting illegal immigrants? 2017 02:12:44,000 --> 02:12:44,870 Where do I come? 2018 02:12:45,410 --> 02:12:46,330 Jeddah Port. 2019 02:12:47,410 --> 02:12:48,290 Okay! 2020 02:12:59,870 --> 02:13:02,540 We're in the wrong container. Let us out! 2021 02:13:03,290 --> 02:13:04,620 Open it! 2022 02:13:14,450 --> 02:13:16,370 Stop the truck. 2023 02:13:24,250 --> 02:13:25,120 Go fast! 2024 02:13:29,200 --> 02:13:30,290 Open, dammit! 2025 02:13:30,910 --> 02:13:31,830 Driver! 2026 02:13:40,870 --> 02:13:42,250 - What was that?! - What the hell! 2027 02:14:05,330 --> 02:14:07,290 - This is the container. - Get it down! 2028 02:14:07,660 --> 02:14:10,790 Offload the container! 2029 02:14:26,160 --> 02:14:27,040 Bakir. 2030 02:14:27,790 --> 02:14:28,660 Oh. 2031 02:14:36,450 --> 02:14:39,290 Omar no hamar. 2032 02:14:43,120 --> 02:14:44,330 Bakir... translate. 2033 02:14:44,700 --> 02:14:45,950 Hamar means donkey. 2034 02:14:46,450 --> 02:14:48,620 Omar says he's no donkey. 2035 02:14:49,410 --> 02:14:51,370 Bakir sent me this. 2036 02:14:56,040 --> 02:14:57,080 If you lie... 2037 02:14:58,160 --> 02:15:02,450 you go to jail for... 50 years. 2038 02:15:02,870 --> 02:15:04,700 Fifty years in prison for lying. 2039 02:15:04,910 --> 02:15:08,580 Now, your name and citizenship. 2040 02:15:08,790 --> 02:15:10,500 Your name and citizenship. 2041 02:15:11,540 --> 02:15:14,200 I'm Hardayal Singh Dhillon. 2042 02:15:14,500 --> 02:15:16,410 India. 2043 02:15:18,250 --> 02:15:20,750 - Tell him. - Balli Kakkad from England. 2044 02:15:21,200 --> 02:15:23,000 Buggu Lakhanpal. England. 2045 02:15:23,500 --> 02:15:25,000 Manu Randhawa. England. 2046 02:15:25,250 --> 02:15:26,580 Citizens of England? 2047 02:15:30,120 --> 02:15:32,040 You always take a container to go home? 2048 02:15:32,290 --> 02:15:34,410 No, sir. We were going to India. 2049 02:15:34,500 --> 02:15:35,370 Via London? 2050 02:15:35,500 --> 02:15:38,000 We got into the wrong container. 2051 02:15:38,120 --> 02:15:39,000 Yes. 2052 02:15:39,290 --> 02:15:40,870 Don't lie, Gulab. 2053 02:15:42,080 --> 02:15:43,830 - The game's over. - Who's Gulab? 2054 02:15:44,580 --> 02:15:46,370 You are Gulab. Who else? 2055 02:15:46,500 --> 02:15:47,580 Come here. 2056 02:15:47,870 --> 02:15:48,870 Promise me... 2057 02:15:48,950 --> 02:15:50,000 - Don't touch me! - Fine. 2058 02:15:50,160 --> 02:15:51,750 Promise, you'll let me go. 2059 02:15:51,870 --> 02:15:53,040 We are Indians. 2060 02:15:53,200 --> 02:15:54,200 The girl is Chameli. 2061 02:15:54,450 --> 02:15:57,700 That guy is Pumpi. And he's Gulab Singh. 2062 02:15:57,950 --> 02:15:59,120 - Thank you. - Over. 2063 02:15:59,830 --> 02:16:01,410 No, sir. I'm Balli. 2064 02:16:01,750 --> 02:16:03,330 - Show your passport. - Show it. 2065 02:16:03,500 --> 02:16:05,750 - I gave it to Bakir. - When? 2066 02:16:05,950 --> 02:16:08,700 - I'm Balli. - Shut up! 2067 02:16:09,290 --> 02:16:12,080 Can you prove that he is Gulab? 2068 02:16:12,200 --> 02:16:13,910 I'll do that. 2069 02:16:14,120 --> 02:16:16,250 Give me your phone. 2070 02:16:18,000 --> 02:16:20,500 All Indian numbers. 2071 02:16:20,580 --> 02:16:23,040 India dial code +91. 2072 02:16:23,120 --> 02:16:25,540 Dial any number and check. 2073 02:16:31,370 --> 02:16:32,370 They'll answer. 2074 02:16:35,830 --> 02:16:36,950 Good morning, Gulab. 2075 02:16:37,370 --> 02:16:39,120 - Gulab! - In the container? 2076 02:16:39,330 --> 02:16:41,830 David will take you from London to Birmingham. 2077 02:16:42,040 --> 02:16:43,910 Don't worry, be happy. 2078 02:16:45,870 --> 02:16:49,790 I told you... Gulab, Chameli, Pumpi. 2079 02:16:49,870 --> 02:16:51,750 - Are you mad-- - Shut up! 2080 02:16:51,950 --> 02:16:52,830 Shut up. 2081 02:16:54,580 --> 02:16:57,790 Look at them. Do they look British? 2082 02:16:58,080 --> 02:16:59,700 Their clothes... 2083 02:17:00,040 --> 02:17:05,160 Indian clothes... with "Made in India" labels. 2084 02:17:05,410 --> 02:17:08,370 Newspapers... Punjabi. 2085 02:17:08,580 --> 02:17:10,250 From last week. 2086 02:17:10,450 --> 02:17:12,750 Check his drawers! 2087 02:17:13,500 --> 02:17:15,910 Will any self-respecting Englishman don them? 2088 02:17:16,160 --> 02:17:19,080 I help you. You help me. 2089 02:17:19,580 --> 02:17:20,660 Let me go. 2090 02:17:21,700 --> 02:17:25,200 I told you... Omar no hamar. 2091 02:17:25,290 --> 02:17:27,120 Omar is no donkey. 2092 02:17:27,370 --> 02:17:28,500 I know. 2093 02:17:29,290 --> 02:17:30,250 I'm no donkey, either. 2094 02:17:30,370 --> 02:17:33,040 - Hey! - Stop! 2095 02:17:33,580 --> 02:17:35,620 - Freeze! - Stop right there! 2096 02:17:35,750 --> 02:17:37,950 - Stop! - Hands up. 2097 02:17:38,250 --> 02:17:40,040 - Wait. - Turn around. 2098 02:17:40,330 --> 02:17:41,500 I want to discard this. 2099 02:17:41,700 --> 02:17:42,910 Don't shoot me. 2100 02:17:46,160 --> 02:17:47,040 I'm done. 2101 02:17:47,250 --> 02:17:48,290 I'm a friend. 2102 02:17:49,370 --> 02:17:51,200 Leave me. 2103 02:17:52,790 --> 02:17:54,040 I was helping you. 2104 02:17:54,580 --> 02:17:57,120 You had three. Could've let me go. 2105 02:17:57,790 --> 02:17:58,830 I threw my passport. 2106 02:18:00,620 --> 02:18:03,620 Now prove in court we're Indians. 2107 02:18:05,750 --> 02:18:06,870 We'll be freed someday. 2108 02:18:07,370 --> 02:18:10,040 If not London, we'll settle here. 2109 02:18:10,370 --> 02:18:11,750 You can't do a thing! 2110 02:18:11,910 --> 02:18:14,120 - Over! - I promise you... 2111 02:18:14,540 --> 02:18:17,330 I will prove to the court you are all Indians. 2112 02:18:18,120 --> 02:18:19,910 And in two weeks, 2113 02:18:20,410 --> 02:18:23,950 I will put you all on the flight back to India. 2114 02:18:24,160 --> 02:18:25,620 Omar no hamar! 2115 02:18:27,950 --> 02:18:31,950 Manu, what did he rattle off in English? 2116 02:18:32,500 --> 02:18:33,750 Translate. 2117 02:18:33,830 --> 02:18:36,830 He said he'll prove in court... 2118 02:18:39,870 --> 02:18:41,620 - we are Indians. - Really? 2119 02:18:41,790 --> 02:18:46,250 And in two weeks, put us all on a flight to India. 2120 02:18:46,370 --> 02:18:50,790 Anytime there's a mix-up He's there for the fix-up 2121 02:18:50,870 --> 02:18:54,950 When he makes a resolve Hurdles dissolve 2122 02:18:55,040 --> 02:18:58,410 He's by your side When it's high tide 2123 02:18:58,500 --> 02:19:02,450 Make his footprints Your trusted guide 2124 02:19:02,620 --> 02:19:06,290 What a guy! Never says die! 2125 02:19:06,370 --> 02:19:09,870 Gives all he has With Punjabi pizzazz 2126 02:19:10,000 --> 02:19:13,250 For friends this prince Gives his life without a wince! 2127 02:19:13,700 --> 02:19:16,080 Hardy's plan was foolproof. 2128 02:19:16,580 --> 02:19:20,750 Our real names would reveal we're UK citizens. 2129 02:19:21,830 --> 02:19:24,370 Hardy gave us the IDs of three dead friends, 2130 02:19:25,120 --> 02:19:28,160 Gulab, Chameli, and Pumpi... 2131 02:19:28,450 --> 02:19:30,160 who were killed in Iran. 2132 02:19:30,620 --> 02:19:32,620 On record, they were still missing persons. 2133 02:19:33,500 --> 02:19:35,950 Our files reached Laltu from Saudi. 2134 02:19:36,120 --> 02:19:42,080 Village folk confirmed three youths Gulab, Chameli, and Pumpi, 2135 02:19:42,250 --> 02:19:44,620 left on a dunki 25 years ago. 2136 02:19:45,410 --> 02:19:46,950 The report stated... 2137 02:19:47,290 --> 02:19:50,450 India would accept them back. 2138 02:19:57,540 --> 02:20:03,250 We must be the first in history to be so happy in handcuffs. 2139 02:20:10,580 --> 02:20:13,910 I told you I would send you back to India in two weeks. 2140 02:20:14,370 --> 02:20:15,250 Out! 2141 02:20:28,700 --> 02:20:32,330 Omar no hamar. You are... 2142 02:20:32,700 --> 02:20:33,790 "King Donkey." 2143 02:20:39,540 --> 02:20:41,410 Why are you all so happy? 2144 02:20:42,330 --> 02:20:43,580 Because we're going home. 2145 02:20:51,080 --> 02:20:52,830 ...no hamar! 2146 02:20:54,500 --> 02:20:55,450 Sir, what will you have? 2147 02:20:55,790 --> 02:20:59,410 - We're going back home. Some dessert? - Yes. 2148 02:20:59,540 --> 02:21:01,620 - Gulab jamun? - Gulab jamun! 2149 02:21:01,700 --> 02:21:03,370 - Perfect! - Happy Diwali! 2150 02:21:03,540 --> 02:21:05,000 - Bless you! - Thanks. 2151 02:21:05,660 --> 02:21:12,330 Old dame, I'd promised... a plane ride back home. 2152 02:21:13,040 --> 02:21:17,080 If you had no wife, I'd kiss you now. 2153 02:21:24,660 --> 02:21:30,950 The very same sky, the very same earth 2154 02:21:34,330 --> 02:21:41,200 Every atom familiar and known 2155 02:21:43,790 --> 02:21:47,250 Despite all wonders 2156 02:21:47,790 --> 02:21:51,620 The world has shown 2157 02:21:53,830 --> 02:21:57,500 There's no place like 2158 02:21:58,330 --> 02:22:02,000 The land of my birth 2159 02:22:13,910 --> 02:22:18,080 I come from a faraway land 2160 02:22:18,580 --> 02:22:22,500 The hourglass running out of sand 2161 02:22:23,330 --> 02:22:27,660 But I promise it's true 2162 02:22:27,950 --> 02:22:30,870 I'm still one of you 2163 02:22:30,950 --> 02:22:31,950 Come on! 2164 02:22:32,500 --> 02:22:36,870 Wandering like forsaken kites 2165 02:22:37,080 --> 02:22:41,370 All those endless days and nights 2166 02:22:41,700 --> 02:22:46,120 On foreign winds we have flown 2167 02:22:46,200 --> 02:22:50,200 But never ceased to be your own 2168 02:22:51,080 --> 02:22:55,660 - I promise it is true - Clap. She's a wrestler from London. Come. 2169 02:22:55,750 --> 02:23:00,080 I'm still one of you 2170 02:23:18,750 --> 02:23:19,660 Buggu? 2171 02:23:44,790 --> 02:23:48,830 The same old town 2172 02:23:49,580 --> 02:23:53,830 Beloved places Smiles of those familiar faces 2173 02:23:54,120 --> 02:23:59,120 Joys that left eternal traces 2174 02:24:03,120 --> 02:24:07,580 Each alley and beloved street 2175 02:24:08,000 --> 02:24:12,450 Like old friends I longed to meet 2176 02:24:12,700 --> 02:24:17,870 Where are the days I yearn to repeat? 2177 02:24:21,750 --> 02:24:26,120 The tea stall in the old bazaar 2178 02:24:26,450 --> 02:24:30,660 Silly banter under the stars 2179 02:24:31,000 --> 02:24:35,410 The voices of my friends so dear 2180 02:24:35,540 --> 02:24:40,620 The days and nights spent here 2181 02:24:46,040 --> 02:24:50,500 I feel a grief unbearably deep 2182 02:24:50,790 --> 02:24:54,950 For all I lost and could not keep 2183 02:24:55,250 --> 02:24:59,830 I kept hidden in my heart 2184 02:24:59,950 --> 02:25:03,950 The pain of being apart 2185 02:25:04,040 --> 02:25:04,910 MANU'S BUNGALOW 2186 02:25:05,000 --> 02:25:08,790 But I promise it's true 2187 02:25:09,200 --> 02:25:14,160 I'm still one of you 2188 02:25:21,700 --> 02:25:27,080 A long time ago we left our home 2189 02:25:31,080 --> 02:25:35,950 But home never left our hearts 2190 02:25:40,250 --> 02:25:44,620 Home dwells in every heartbeat 2191 02:25:45,040 --> 02:25:50,250 Till the last breath departs 2192 02:25:54,200 --> 02:25:58,750 Some tasks fulfilled Some unfinished stay 2193 02:25:58,870 --> 02:26:03,910 Now all that remains At the end of the day 2194 02:26:04,450 --> 02:26:08,790 Is to rest forever on this earth 2195 02:26:09,250 --> 02:26:13,080 The beloved land of my birth 2196 02:26:13,620 --> 02:26:18,290 To rest forever on this earth 2197 02:26:18,700 --> 02:26:23,500 The beloved land of my birth 2198 02:26:24,450 --> 02:26:27,620 You made everyone's life. 2199 02:26:28,910 --> 02:26:30,500 Except yours and mine. 2200 02:26:30,580 --> 02:26:32,370 No, no. 2201 02:26:32,750 --> 02:26:37,750 Like someone said, it's not over till it is over. 2202 02:26:39,250 --> 02:26:40,500 Speaking English! 2203 02:26:40,660 --> 02:26:43,790 People learn English to go to London. 2204 02:26:44,160 --> 02:26:46,500 I learned after coming back! 2205 02:26:47,000 --> 02:26:49,000 - Why? - Because I knew... 2206 02:26:49,700 --> 02:26:53,700 one day, you'd return... show off your English. 2207 02:26:53,950 --> 02:26:55,700 What would I do? Gape at you? 2208 02:26:56,160 --> 02:26:57,040 Never! 2209 02:26:57,290 --> 02:26:59,040 I'd show off as well! 2210 02:26:59,250 --> 02:27:00,370 - Really? - Yes. 2211 02:27:00,660 --> 02:27:02,330 - So show off! - Should I? 2212 02:27:03,080 --> 02:27:04,370 Wait. 2213 02:27:08,120 --> 02:27:11,790 - So, Mr. Hardayal Singh Dhillon... - Yes? 2214 02:27:11,950 --> 02:27:15,450 Tell me something about your family in two minutes. 2215 02:27:17,950 --> 02:27:21,160 Two-minute speaking test? Okay. 2216 02:27:22,790 --> 02:27:24,160 My mother dead. My father dead. 2217 02:27:24,250 --> 02:27:26,000 My father's mother is dead. Her mother is dead. 2218 02:27:26,080 --> 02:27:27,330 My aunt dead. Her aunt is dead. 2219 02:27:27,410 --> 02:27:31,700 My uncle dead. Uncle's uncle is dead. 2220 02:27:31,790 --> 02:27:34,160 All... dead, dead, dead! 2221 02:27:36,250 --> 02:27:38,160 I... all alone. 2222 02:27:41,790 --> 02:27:44,750 Now, I need a wife. 2223 02:27:45,000 --> 02:27:47,330 You have a wife. Mrs. Dhillon! 2224 02:27:47,450 --> 02:27:51,330 There's no Mrs. Dhillon like there's no Mr. Jogi. 2225 02:27:54,120 --> 02:27:55,750 I not married, Manu. 2226 02:27:57,200 --> 02:27:58,330 You didn't marry? 2227 02:27:58,870 --> 02:28:01,620 I wait for you. I not go to Pathankot. 2228 02:28:01,950 --> 02:28:04,540 Because if Manu wants to find Hardy... 2229 02:28:04,750 --> 02:28:08,410 it should be "pieces of cake." 2230 02:28:10,120 --> 02:28:11,580 Are you for real? 2231 02:28:13,700 --> 02:28:15,950 Came to return a tape recorder... 2232 02:28:16,750 --> 02:28:18,620 stayed back 25 years. 2233 02:28:19,410 --> 02:28:20,830 Ms. Manu Randhawa, 2234 02:28:22,290 --> 02:28:24,700 may I ask for your hand, please? 2235 02:28:26,790 --> 02:28:27,910 Don't think so much. 2236 02:28:28,250 --> 02:28:31,620 You don't have much time. And my old knee hurts. 2237 02:28:33,330 --> 02:28:37,750 Manu, everyone says dunki is that journey 2238 02:28:38,290 --> 02:28:41,700 where you face hunger, bullets, cross borders, and risk life. 2239 02:28:42,580 --> 02:28:45,290 But for me, that journey wasn't the dunki. 2240 02:28:45,700 --> 02:28:48,450 It was... life. 2241 02:28:49,660 --> 02:28:51,080 Because you were with me. 2242 02:28:52,540 --> 02:28:57,450 My dunki was the 25 years I spent without you. 2243 02:28:58,910 --> 02:29:04,330 You taught me the true meaning of dunki is to live far from loved ones. 2244 02:29:08,950 --> 02:29:11,750 Now, please end my dunki, Manu. 2245 02:29:18,250 --> 02:29:21,160 Will you marry Hardy Singh? 2246 02:29:27,870 --> 02:29:34,200 If a man proposes so romantically... can a lady refuse? 2247 02:29:35,500 --> 02:29:37,830 - I will. - Oh, man! 2248 02:29:39,250 --> 02:29:40,200 Just a minute. 2249 02:29:41,000 --> 02:29:43,000 One last thing... don't move. 2250 02:29:43,870 --> 02:29:45,620 Just a minute. 2251 02:30:24,870 --> 02:30:31,620 A sentence in your story 2252 02:30:32,660 --> 02:30:37,120 Is all I ask to be 2253 02:30:38,040 --> 02:30:44,950 In your quiet moments 2254 02:30:46,330 --> 02:30:52,120 Spare a thought for me 2255 02:30:53,160 --> 02:30:59,580 No destination left for me now 2256 02:31:00,410 --> 02:31:04,910 My friend 2257 02:31:05,700 --> 02:31:12,620 The refuge of your arms 2258 02:31:13,540 --> 02:31:18,370 Is my journey's end 2259 02:32:44,540 --> 02:32:45,410 Coach... 2260 02:32:46,540 --> 02:32:50,700 would a jeans store be successful in Punjab? 2261 02:32:51,330 --> 02:32:53,000 Distressed jeans. 2262 02:32:53,200 --> 02:32:55,660 Well, your first customer is ready. 2263 02:32:55,870 --> 02:32:56,870 His mummy. 2264 02:32:58,870 --> 02:33:01,120 Not funny. What is this? 2265 02:33:02,540 --> 02:33:05,870 I think we should set up a fast-food joint. It will thrive. 2266 02:33:06,000 --> 02:33:08,040 - Online. - Home delivery. 2267 02:33:08,250 --> 02:33:09,160 Wait up! 2268 02:33:11,620 --> 02:33:12,540 Can I say something? 2269 02:33:12,830 --> 02:33:16,040 There's no future in India. All of you should go to London. 2270 02:33:18,950 --> 02:33:21,040 Who will give us a visa? 2271 02:33:21,910 --> 02:33:23,040 Leave that to me. 2272 02:33:23,910 --> 02:33:24,910 Do you have a college degree? 2273 02:33:26,250 --> 02:33:27,200 No. 2274 02:33:27,330 --> 02:33:28,290 Property? 2275 02:33:29,000 --> 02:33:29,910 No. 2276 02:33:30,200 --> 02:33:31,830 A good bank balance? 2277 02:33:32,410 --> 02:33:33,540 No. 2278 02:33:35,620 --> 02:33:36,620 No problem. 2279 02:33:36,870 --> 02:33:38,910 I'll send you on a dunki. 2280 02:33:39,120 --> 02:33:40,540 Oh! 2281 02:33:40,870 --> 02:33:42,080 It's really easy. 2282 02:33:43,120 --> 02:33:45,790 - He says dunki is really easy! - Sure. 2283 02:33:46,290 --> 02:33:47,950 - Son, place your hand here. - Over here. 2284 02:33:48,040 --> 02:33:48,950 - Keep it. - Yes, here. 2285 02:33:49,040 --> 02:33:50,120 - Here? - Right here. 2286 02:33:50,330 --> 02:33:52,080 Don't worry. Son, are you okay? 2287 02:33:52,200 --> 02:33:53,830 - Yes, I'm fine. - Okay. 2288 02:33:54,330 --> 02:33:57,120 You're saying dunki is really easy?!154885