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- [Alice] That day, as
I was about to discover,
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I was a secret admirer.
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For a few days,
Elsa had been trying
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to meet her secret admirer.
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And when my sister has an
idea, she never lets go.
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- "Never!"
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- [Alice] This can't go on.
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This admirer had to
disappear for good.
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I resorted to drastic measures.
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She was going to meet Vincent.
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His job? Actor.
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He would embody the admirer
for an afternoon. His mission?
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Dismiss Elsa, disappoint
her, and make her flee,
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without breaking her heart.
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I had used my absolute taste
to plan something disgusting.
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They were meeting on a bench.
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Elsa looked pretty for him,
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and he...
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had made a lot of efforts.
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Vincent was deep in character.
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He said...
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- "Hey, what's up?"
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- [Alice] But she
was under his spell.
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This won't be easy, but
this is just the beginning.
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Vincent showed her
his neighborhood,
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so that Elsa knew him better.
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He showed her where he got
inspired to write letters,
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where he lived, where
he went to the bathroom
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when he's worked out.
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"I'll be back."
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Where he did his sports.
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He showed her his tattoos.
Ankle, shoulder, and buttocks.
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But Elsa loved the ride.
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Vincent did not know what to do.
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He improvised.
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He tried to be mean,
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but improvised poorly.
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And Elsa forgave him all.
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So I pulled out my joker.
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The admirer's favorite
bar: Cantada II.
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The first step towards hell.
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She was afraid.
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Elsa was still at
her first cup of tea.
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And the admirer had
already drank 4 beers.
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Time for an aperitive.
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Insects, maggots, and locusts.
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Finally, the admirer
disgusted her.
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Victory!
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I congratulated
myself and I paid him.
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He was not cheap,
but he was worth it.
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It was the end of
this secret admirer.
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Everything was in order.
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- [Elsa] That day, I
almost forgot my hat.
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But my secret admirer
was still here.
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Worms!
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My favorite kind.
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Woohoo!
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- [Alice] That night,
Paris was very strange.
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Time passe weirdly.
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Not a soul was there.
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The buildings were
tilting right.
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The walls were seeing left.
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Strange animals
were running around.
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The top of the Eiffel
Tower was missing.
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Then, I realized I was dreaming.
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I wanted to go back
to the Paris I knew.
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I needed to wake up. A coffee!
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Quick, this way!
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This way!
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Wait, it's the same place.
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The walls are closing off on me.
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No Paris, I won't
be swallowed by you!
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Cafe Coutune...
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A delicious dose of caffeine
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will get me out
of that nightmare.
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Here, better than espresso.
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One's precise chemical
knowledge, brews
coffee for hours.
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The taste is different,
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hot or cold, gets you
out of any drowsiness.
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Let's go!
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Paris I swear:
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I won't ever say again that
you're better in dreams
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than in reality.
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Oof...
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That day...
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I was on vacation in Nice,
in the south of France.
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I took lots of pictures
for my Instabin,
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but I only had two followers.
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At one point I posted
a picture of candy:
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"which one do I eat?"
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And I had new followers.
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It gave me an idea.
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A picture of a candy is good,
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but a picture of
the candy factory...
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is better.
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So, I left Nice,
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to go to the Florian Factory.
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I'll take the best photo
Instabin has ever seen.
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I came in and asked for a visit,
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but she told me the
tours were over.
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It's a shame. And she had it:
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"Here, we turn the
local fruits and flowers
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into different delicacies."
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Whoa!
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And she had it:
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"You could have seen how
we recrystallize flowers
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with sugar to make candies,
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and that would have
made a good picture.
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You could also have seen
how we replace fruit's water
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with sugar.
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To make candy fruit.
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And that would have
been a great photo.
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You could have seen
how jam is made.
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Boiling fruits with sugar."
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No way!
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She made a tour without a tour.
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Well, I couldn't miss it. So...
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I came back incognito.
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My picture was
going to be perfect,
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but the confectioner
came and asked me:
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"Are you the new apprentice?"
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I said: "yes".
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He told me: "go to work then".
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Okay.
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We poured the candy together.
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Then, I cut it up.
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Then, I pressed the candies.
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I had an opportunity
to take my picture,
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but I had to stop.
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Finally, I sweetened the candy.
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I was alone, and it was the
perfect moment for my photo.
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But it was too hypnotizing...
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My work was done,
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and I didn't have a good pic.
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But it was okay because now,
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I had something else
to seduce my followers.
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That day, I was at
La Maison Du Miel
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to buy some honey from .
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My favorite honey.
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La Maison Du Miel is the
oldest honey shop at Paris.
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Wow! What is that?
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A real honeycomb.
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I couldn't wait to taste
it, with coffee. That's me.
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That's original.
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Hello Loopy.
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She was lost. Let's help her
find a way back to a hive.
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We checked .
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We couldn't find it.
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So we had ice cream.
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Then we watched a movie...
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- Sorry...
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- [Alice] When we got
out, our swarm was there.
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Let's follow them!
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Of course she was from
the eyes on top of .
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They make incredible .
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Now, it's my duty to
go back to my hive.
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That day, when I saw
I had gotten rid of
the secret admirer,
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Elsa told me she had a
date with him tonight.
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What? And that she
needed my help.
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What?
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He had invited her
to a gourmet dinner,
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and she was afraid
of screwing up.
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Because she only
liked Bim! food.
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I had to watch all of this.
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So I said yes.
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I asked Vincent:
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"But what happened?"
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He told me she wanted
to see him again.
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She had done a thing.
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And he could not resist.
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I told him to do exactly
like last time, same looks,
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same attitude.
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But worse, because tonight...
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is going to be the big
finale of this comedy.
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Places of operation,
Capitaine Fracasse Boat.
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Operation code: .
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Channel one: Elsa.
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I told her she looked amazing.
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Channel two: Vincent.
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I told him he had
the wrong suit.
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All passengers aboard.
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Dinner had began,
and Elsa was shy.
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I told her to criticize
the restaurant.
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It sounds pro.
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And she past a snob.
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Perfect.
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I told Vincent to
criticize her dress,
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but he wanted to improvise.
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He told me to trust him.
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Time passed, Elsa was
already elsewhere.
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She no longer listened to me,
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she only listened to Aston.
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And he improvised,
but improvised poorly.
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The dinner took the course
of a real romantic dinner.
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Uh-uh.
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It wasn't good. So...
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Good evening ma'am,
good evening, sir.
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I said to Elsa: "why
don't you do as I say?"
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She said: "I want to seduce
him, not disgust him."
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I told us Aston if
he kept doing that,
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you won't be paid. He
told me he didn't mind.
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They both were
really out of hand
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And then I got some work.
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Here are the desserts
for table 14.
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Hmm.
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They're lucky up there.
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Those desserts look delicious.
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And then they gave me an
idea to put and end to it.
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When I got back on deck,
Vincent had improvised again.
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This can't be true.
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He improvised really poorly.
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And then I realized that he
was playing a double game.
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He had done everything possible
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to make this evening
unfold perfectly.
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Because he really liked Elsa.
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And my sister was happy.
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After all, if she sought
who was her secret admirer,
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he could become so.
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The story could end
a different way.
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I told Vincent, "I paid
you to disgust her,
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but if you really like her,
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you can become the
secret admirer.
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But she must never
know that it was me."
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I stayed on channel one.
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Madame, sir, is the
dinner going wrong?
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She told me:
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- It was you?
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It was you...
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From the start.
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From the start...
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From the start!
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- [Alice] And then she left.
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That evening, operation
was a failure,
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Today is the first
day of my internship
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and I'm going to impress
my colleagues with lunch.
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They asked for sandwiches.
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I'm buying something
they've never seen before.
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I'm buying .
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Maud created a new
kind of sandwiches.
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The recipe is secret,
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but the secret is ...
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Now, I have to get back to work.
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I'm taking the indoor passages.
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With them, you can get
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from boulevards to
boulevards quickly.
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I know all of them,
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even the most secret one called
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Yellow, just like my favorite .
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Hum!
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Green, just like this delicious
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Hum!
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Bright pink. Hum!
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Oh, no! I ate all
of them on the road.
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I'll tell my colleagues
the shop was out.
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And that will be
our little secret.
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That day, I was having
lunch with my friends
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at Lake, next to Canyon.
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I had organized a picnic.
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But my friends were late, so...
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I started to make
our sandwiches,
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bread,
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the typical recipe from this.
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A loaf, tuna, tomatoes,
sweet pepper, celery,
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both eggs, artichokes,
anchovies, black olives,
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and of course, olive oil.
266
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To put at the very end, so
the bread won't be spongy.
267
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:17,691
Hmm, tasty.
268
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,727
Except my friends
were really late.
269
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,661
It's okay.
270
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,663
I took a nap to wait for them.
271
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No way.
272
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,474
My picnic was drifting
in the canyon.
273
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:39,079
I had to get it back, but
I did on one to get wet.
274
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,914
Nevermind. We'll
eat something else.
275
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,419
No, I won't give
up on my like that.
276
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Impossible!
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So I entered the .
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It is one of the largest
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and most beautiful
canyons in Europe.
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700 meters deep,
rapids, narrow passages.
281
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:07,640
Wow, I felt like an adventurer.
282
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:19,519
Here it is.
283
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,155
Others wanted my picnic.
284
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:26,659
The fish out there.
They love bread.
285
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,762
A-ha! My basket floats.
286
00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:33,733
Ha!
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I was really getting hungry.
288
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,473
But then I became
a true adventurer.
289
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:42,475
Almost...
290
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:47,947
Yes!
291
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,082
But I dropped everything.
292
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:53,953
Only one solution left.
293
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,188
I started to fight.
294
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,864
Ooh, it was frisky.
295
00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:07,133
But at least I had
scared away the fish.
296
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,536
And there, my picnic
could not escape.
297
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,938
And my friends had arrived.
298
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:15,909
Perfect. But before joining
them, I deserved a reward.
299
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:19,846
No way!
300
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,414
The fish are stealing my kayak.
301
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:26,886
Come back here. I'll give you
one banana bread for my kayak.
302
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,423
I have only 3!
303
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,346
Yes, it's her.
304
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,414
The Eiffel Tower.
305
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:57,083
Higher, higher, there you are.
306
00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:00,720
1925. The professional
grifter, Victor Lustig,
307
00:17:00,754 --> 00:17:02,489
made a middle dealer
believe he was about
308
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,025
to take him down and he
sold it for millions.
309
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,360
He made the of the century.
310
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,296
Today and picnicking
at with my friends.
311
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,798
And I'm the one
bringing the cheese.
312
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,933
I'm about to make a
big ice cheese, here.
313
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,036
There is only original cheese.
314
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:24,778
Now, I have to cross the
entire park to join my friends.
315
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:25,912
But it's not that simple.
316
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,380
First tie your shoelace.
317
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,749
Then, avoid the bikers.
318
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,055
And of course,
help out tourists.
319
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:40,860
Hi guys!
320
00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:43,063
Oh no,
321
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,865
I forgot this park is
full of pickpockets!
322
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,934
Give me my cheese back!
323
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:55,842
- Hum!
324
00:18:02,716 --> 00:18:03,917
- [Alice] Previously
in "Alice in Paris":
325
00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:05,885
After breaking up
with her boyfriend,
326
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,787
my sister was
depressed. To help her,
327
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:09,856
I invented a secret admirer
to send her love letters,
328
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,459
except she fell in love with
him, and I could no longer
329
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,194
stop my lie without
breaking her heart.
330
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,362
I tried everything.
331
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,930
I even hired an
actor to disgust her,
332
00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:18,531
but nothing worked. Worse.
333
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:19,632
She discovered the truth.
334
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,101
- It was you!
335
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:24,270
- [Alice] That day,
336
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,672
I had a very bad time.
337
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,408
Elsa re-read all
our love letters
338
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,243
and discovered that
besides lying to her,
339
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,312
I took advantage of her
to make my life better.
340
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:37,117
I made her believe that her
admirer hated Bim! food.
341
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:42,055
So I no longer had to eat those.
342
00:18:43,757 --> 00:18:46,059
I made her believe that her
admirer was watching her
343
00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:47,594
when she took the trash out.
344
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,963
So I would never have to do it.
345
00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:52,332
I made her cross
the entire city,
346
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:55,335
She could discover a secret
in my favorite pastry.
347
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:59,372
The pie. It's a simple pastry
348
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,374
light and fun to eat.
349
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:04,711
And she could buy me some,
take one for your sister.
350
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,384
It's true. I took
advantage of the situation.
351
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,822
But, at first I invented the
admirer to try to help her.
352
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:21,194
She told me that my problem
was I always try too hard.
353
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,401
- Three weeks went by...
354
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:30,470
and my sister was still mad.
355
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,873
I had to apologize. And this
time, I'll make it simple.
356
00:20:01,735 --> 00:20:02,969
I told her she was right,
357
00:20:03,003 --> 00:20:05,438
I always try to hard,
but as she's my sister,
358
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,674
I will always want
to try too hard.
359
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,509
She listened to
me, she's smiled.
360
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,445
And then we had the ice
cream, and then we laughed.
361
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:36,302
In the end she said: "you're
a very original girl."
362
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,638
Yes, that's me.
363
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:39,606
That's really me.
364
00:21:05,799 --> 00:21:07,667
This is supposed to
taste like strawberry.
365
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:08,702
It's avocado.
366
00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:12,539
This is supposed to be
cream, but this is chicken,
367
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,709
Here, at Prive de
Dessert, everything looks
368
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:17,410
like pastries full of sugar.
369
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,212
But everything is salty.
370
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:21,815
I'm here to play
Roda a little trick.
371
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:24,684
I had to meet with here at the .
372
00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:25,552
Let's go.
373
00:21:28,922 --> 00:21:31,925
In the middle of all this green,
I felt like in a fairytale.
374
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,094
Here she was.
375
00:21:35,228 --> 00:21:37,297
I offered her the
salmon croissant,
376
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,665
but she had already ate.
377
00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:41,267
So I tried it myself
and it was really good.
378
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:43,937
I went back to buy a ,
379
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,572
but that day she was in a diet.
380
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:48,375
I had a bite. Anyways,
really excellent.
381
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,477
I went back to get a
cheesecake with sardine,
382
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,979
and that time she was
about to eat it...
383
00:21:53,013 --> 00:21:53,947
but she had to go.
384
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,316
I gave up on my joke,
385
00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:57,984
but on the next day...
386
00:21:59,119 --> 00:21:59,219
I fell into a trap.
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