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Lovey, who's Alice?
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Look, I'm sorry I called you, Jack.
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My mam passed away on Thursday
of cirrhosis of the liver,
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brought on by a lifetime of me dad.
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Do you wanna tell me why you
dread seeing your dad so much?
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Randall...
Somebody call an ambulance, please.
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The deceased, Randall H Long,
was the widower of Agnes Long...
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Alice.
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We'll agree to the higher payment
if you agree to shared custody.
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My client's daughter
is not for sale.
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What does that mean?
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Shared custody is not in
Celia's best interest.
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She's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen in my life.
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It is very nice to see you
so happy.
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I mean, I wish I understood it
better, but...
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CELIA BABBLES
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Shhh. How is she?
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What are you doing?! What the fuck?!
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Why would you do that, Jack?!
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CELIA CRIES
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You're OK.
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My dad used to come into
my room when I was a kid.
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He used to wait until my
mum was passed out drunk.
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I really thought by now that it
would be different, Jack.
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I love you.
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But we don't have a
future together, you know.
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LINE RINGS
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HE BREATHES DEEPLY
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You got it.
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No, I'm calling by coincidence.
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Are you all right?
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Arnold Circus, half an hour, please.
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SHE SIGHS
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FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
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I don't know where to begin.
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I want to hear everything
you have to say, so...
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..I'll stay here all day
if that's what it takes.
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I suppose the first words
out of my mouth should be,
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"Congratulations, Alice,
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"I'm very happy for you and
I wish you nothing but the best."
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I think that's probably
required by law,
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actually, but there ought to be a
limit on how much you can treat a
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person like shit and still
expect to hear that.
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Well, you don't have to be gracious.
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There's no danger of that.
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How could you not tell me in person?
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Or call me at least?
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I thought this was very difficult...
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..that you wouldn't want
me to be party to it,
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and I thought this was...
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..easier for you.
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No, you thought it would
be easier for YOU.
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Yeah, maybe that too.
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OK, then why didn't you
write me a letter or send me
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a text or a fucking homing pigeon
with a note tied to its foot?
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I did try to write.
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It's just not my strength.
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After everything that's
passed between us,
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I just can't imagine anything
more callous or cowardly.
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OK, clearly, I handled it in
the wrong way.
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You're so many things, but,
until today, you've never been ugly.
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This was never gonna be good news...
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..no matter how it was
delivered, you know.
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I would've bet anything
that you still cared enough
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for me, just as a person,
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that you would treat me
with compassion and respect,
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and not send a fucking...
just an invite in the post.
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I thought that I was doing that.
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Jack, it's been two years.
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Two years, 200 years.
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If you have somebody on
their knees in front of you,
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you don't leave them waiting there,
you help them up.
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Two years ago, you said
you were all fucked up
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and that you'd always be alone.
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Would you prefer if
that were the case?
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No.
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But you said if you could be
with anyone, you would be with me.
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Yes, I did.
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Yeah, that was just
bollocks, clearly.
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None of it. Well, then,
how did we get here, Alice?
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What happened?
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I fell in love.
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Life just stuns you, Jack...
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..even when you think
you know everything.
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Mm-hm.
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And I know how much this is gonna
hurt you and I'm so sorry for that
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because that's the last
thing that I wanna do.
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You keep doing it.
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You fell in love?
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Yeah.
HE SIGHS
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With someone else? Yeah.
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And out of love with me.
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It's different.
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What... What does that mean?
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This is different to that.
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How is this different from that?
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In love is in love.
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It's unfettered and
it's uncomplicated.
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Oh, don't make it sound
fucking fancy. Just say it.
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Say what a billion people
say every day, say,
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"I met somebody and I moved on."
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I met somebody and I moved on.
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WHISPERS: OK.
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Is this the way you wanna leave it?
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That's everything I have.
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Congratulations, Alice.
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I'm very happy for you and
I wish you nothing but the best.
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Towards thee I roll,
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thou all-destroying
but unconquering whale.
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To my last, I grapple with thee.
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From hell's heart, I stab at thee.
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For hate's sake, I spit
my last breath at thee.
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And thus, I drop my spear.
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BELL RINGS
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Good, good...
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Good. Thank you.
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That was a supreme act
of friendship.
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No, no problem.
Give me a minute, I can go again.
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I'll be God and you be
Friedrich Nietzsche.
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HE PANTS
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You're all right.
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I think that's enough.
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What can I do for you?
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Can we talk some more?
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Cos it was so lovely earlier?
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Do you want something? I've still
got all that tea you sent.
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Is that Celia's?
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No, I like to display the work
of other children on my wall.
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It's beautiful.
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Alice, can you say what
you came to say, please?
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Tea would be helpful.
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Shouldn't you be wearing a ring?
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I didn't wear it today.
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Where's your ID necklace?
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I'd outgrown that.
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KETTLE BOILS
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So, I met him at a charity event.
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I started going to them out of
this weird, philanthropic urge
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I was getting.
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Turns out they're just thinly
veiled singles' nights, really.
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And tax-deductible.
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What does he do?
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He's a footballer's agent.
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OK, did not see that coming.
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Me neither!
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What's he like?
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And don't be expansive.
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Y-you know, he's, like...
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..handsome and strapping? I don't...
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That's it?
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You said not to be expansive.
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Be slightly more expansive
than that, please.
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OK, erm... Funny, clever, lovely,
passionate, brilliant at his job...
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Yeah, OK, that's... Yeah,
that's expansive enough, I think.
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So, he knew my company and
he gave me some money to run
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and I felt really good around him.
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And then, erm...
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..we started dating and I just...
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..I just woke up one day
and realised
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that I was actually quite happy.
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And I think he must have
been too cos he proposed.
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And then, so I...
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..I thought to myself,
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"Well, I can back away from this
very unexpected turn of events
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"or I can brave prosperity...
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"..like normal people."
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So, it happened fast?
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We met eight months ago,
so that's not nothing.
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So...
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I mean, what could you
possibly want with me, then?
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Why do you...
why do you want me there?
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Because I do not want to
lose you from my life.
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I want so much for
you to understand...
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..and for you just...
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..not to hate me.
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I'll never hate you. I'll just...
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..try and imagine that you're dead.
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And I'll fail.
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And then I'll shit my pants every
time I walk into a busy bar,
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that's all.
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Would you give me away?
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Or be my man of honour?
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Alice, I cannot be there.
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I can't physically witness it.
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I cannot sit there quietly
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and listen to you promise
yourself to another man.
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I'm not... I...
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It's not gonna happen.
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But it won't be real
if you're not there.
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I don't want it to be real.
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Get to the part where you
told her to fuck off!
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Where you ran into the hallway,
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stood at the top of the stairs
and told her to go shit in her hat!
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I have two choices here - the path
of acceptance or the path of anger.
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Anger! Anger every time!
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Blow acceptance out your arse!
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Anyone can get angry.
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It's the path of acceptance
that marks a person.
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As a prat!
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If you did this to her,
you'd be arrested.
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It might actually be better for me.
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If I see it, it might help me to
move on. Move on now!
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Pretend you've seen it,
you stupid bastard!
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I do want her to be happy.
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With you!
You want her to be happy with you!
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Otherwise, you want her to
be absolutely miserable!
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Alice?
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Alice!
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I'll see you when I come back down.
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Jack, open up. I just want to say
welcome to you and your guest.
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Your uninvited guest, your date.
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And your...
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..suit of armour, your beard.
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Hello.
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Well...
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..you could've just written "Celia".
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Bothered you a bit, did it?
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Juvenile.
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Bravo.
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Bravo to you, Jack. Thank you.
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Piece of cake.
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Look at you. Look at you!
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Rrrr!
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Hiya! Hi.
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Oh, my God, she said, "Hi."
She did.
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Hiya!
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Shall we spell your name?
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Yes. Yes! OK.
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C.
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Yes.
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Eh. Yes!
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I. Yes!
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You're so good at this, my God.
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I couldn't even do it
as fast as you. KNOCKING
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Hello? Hey! You all right?
Found you.
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Erm... We're wanted in the garden.
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Yeah, more pictures. Oh, God,
we've got a needy photographer.
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ALICE CHUCKLES
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Erm... Love, this is Jack.
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Oh, hey! Pleased to meet you.
Congratulations.
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You too. Congratulations.
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Thank you, thank you.
And thank you, thank you for coming.
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No worries.
And this little treasure is Celia.
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Hello, Celia. Hello.
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My God, she is fantastic.
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Would she like to be flower girl?
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There's an excellent crown of roses
in it just for you...
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..if you sign on.
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Although I'm pretty sure you
can have 'em anyway, eh?
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She never says no
to a crown of roses.
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OK, you stay there. Right there.
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Well, Jack, please join
and bring Celia.
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We'll make sure you get some prints.
Yes!
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Oh, thank you very much,
that's very nice.
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Oh, not at all.
You're the man of honour.
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It's just back to the left as
you come out the rear end of
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the property, you can't miss it,
all right? OK, cool. Thank you.
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We'll see you there, yeah?
259
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,840
See ya. Bye, Celia. Bye. Bye.
260
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,680
OK.
261
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,720
HE EXHALES
262
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:07,200
Come, come closer to me, my love.
There we go.
263
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,040
OK, smile.
264
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,800
Another one.
265
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,640
So, er...
266
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:15,440
..Alice tells me you were
part of the Hashimoto's team.
267
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,680
Yeah. You know about Hashimoto's?
268
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,200
Yeah, my sister, has it.
269
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,400
Before your work, the only treatment
was Synthroid to perpetuity.
270
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,880
That's exactly right.
271
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,520
So, what's it like?
272
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,600
Doing things that change
people's lives,
273
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,840
as opposed to just
entertaining 'em?
274
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,440
I think sports help
people a great deal.
275
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,080
Yeah, you might be right.
276
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,600
See, mostly, I come at it from
the side of the players.
277
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,360
Were you a player yourself?
278
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,320
Yeah. Not a very good one.
279
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,360
THEY CHUCKLE
280
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,120
Look, if it's all right
to say so, Jack,
281
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,840
I have enormous respect for
the fact that you're here.
282
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,160
I don't think I could
have done it, you know,
283
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,680
had the roles been reversed.
284
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:01,320
And you actually seem nice,
which is obviously a nightmare.
285
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,400
Alice's happiness
now is only possible
286
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:04,720
because you showed her that...
287
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,360
..happiness is a possibility.
288
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:11,520
The rest is just luck and timing.
289
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:18,400
LAUGHTER
So, I was Danny's first client,
290
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,400
which is how I got the best man gig.
291
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,720
That and the fact that, as you
can see, most of the others
292
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,720
are not presentable.
293
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,720
LAUGHTER
294
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,520
Alice, if Danny's our big brother,
295
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,280
after tomorrow's ceremony,
296
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,600
you'll be our big sister.
ALL: Aww.
297
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:38,000
We are so glad to have this
arsehole off the streets.
298
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,320
As are the police.
299
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,200
LAUGHTER
300
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,000
Erm, Alice and Danny,
301
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:46,520
my big brother and sister,
I just wanted to say...
302
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,080
..here's to incest.
303
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:52,240
LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
Cheers!Cheers!
304
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,320
Jack, did you want to
say a few words?
305
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,960
Hmm? No, no. Hey, come on, Jack.
306
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,360
Our man of honour, Jack Caine.
307
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,080
Oh, hello, everybody.
308
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,160
Sorry, I've, erm...
309
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,600
..I've not got anything prepared.
310
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,720
Somehow this is the only thing that
Maya left out of her field manual.
311
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:18,440
No, no, speeches weren't
actually part of the plan, so...
312
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:22,200
Sorry. No, but it's fine.
Oh, go ahead, obviously.
313
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:25,960
OK, well, as you can see,
I'm, erm...
314
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:30,120
I'm part of the
Alice crowd, obviously,
315
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:33,560
but it has been terrific
to meet Danny.
316
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:39,800
He seems like a lovely man -
kind, funny and smart enough
317
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:43,200
even to keep up with Alice most
days, which is no small thing.
318
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,000
LAUGHTER
So...
319
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:49,560
..for those of you who have not
spent a lot of time with Alice,
320
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,840
but are about to...
321
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,200
..I hope you are prepared for
the fact that you are about
322
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,040
to lose every argument,
323
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,040
even if you have the stronger case.
324
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,400
LAUGHTER
325
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:04,320
I hope you're ready to have your
mind read on a regular basis,
326
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,720
which is terrifying,
327
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:10,320
but a humbling experience.
328
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:13,880
I think you should be prepared for
the strange fact that when
329
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:18,080
Alice is around, you're never
aware of the passage of time.
330
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:20,680
Be ready for nothing
to make sense...
331
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,680
..and yet for everything
to make sense.
332
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:28,520
Do not be alarmed, my friends.
This is all perfectly normal.
333
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,400
It's not normal.
LAUGHTER
334
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,240
It's... It is wildly
better than normal.
335
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,720
it's wonderful.
336
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:44,640
So, this is just a long way of
saying, Danny, do not fuck this up.
337
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,000
LAUGHTER
338
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:51,240
Tomorrow at noon,
take this amazing person's hand...
339
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,760
..and never let it go.
340
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000
Remember to be grateful
341
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:01,520
because you have been
kissed by the stars.
342
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:06,320
And stay fit and healthy because you
are going to want to live forever.
343
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:15,240
To Danny and to Alice, everybody,
the bride and groom.
344
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,840
ALL: To the bride and groom.
345
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:19,960
CHATTER
346
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,320
Are you OK? Hmm?
347
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:23,760
What was you saying?
348
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,200
MUSIC PLAYS: Blind
by Hercules and Love Affair
349
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:52,040
# That the stars could only get
brighter
350
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,360
# That we could get closer
351
00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:01,720
# Leaving this darkness behind
352
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,600
# Mm-mm
353
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,120
# Mm-mm, ooh
354
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,320
# Now that I'm older
355
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:24,160
# The stars should lie upon my face
356
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:29,000
# When I find myself alone
357
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:33,920
# Find myself alone, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh
358
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,760
# Now that I'm older
359
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:41,080
# The stars should lie upon my face
360
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:44,960
# And when I find myself alone
361
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,440
# I feel like I... #
362
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,560
Hey.
363
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,280
Are you ready for bed?
364
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:16,960
Goodnight birds, goodnight bees,
goodnight plants,
365
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:21,680
goodnight... Trees.
BOTH: Goodnight all of Forest Gate.
366
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:25,760
We hope you're happy
and life is great.
367
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:28,920
Very good.
368
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,840
You sleep well, OK?
369
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:50,320
Lesson number 317,
Celia...
370
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,200
..don't grow up.
371
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,840
KNOCK ON DOOR
372
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,240
QUIETLY: Hi.
373
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,720
Hey.
374
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,200
Can I come in?
375
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,160
I've got a... A sleeping child in
there.
376
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:21,400
Where's Danny?
377
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,400
Oh, he's in his room.
We're sleeping in separate rooms,
378
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:24,760
just for tonight.
379
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:25,880
Old school.
380
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,760
Do you wanna...?
381
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,280
Do you wanna talk out here?
382
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:33,560
Yeah.
383
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,360
QUIETLY: Thank you...
384
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,920
..for what you said tonight.
No.
385
00:25:58,480 --> 00:25:59,520
I was glad to say it.
386
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:06,280
Say it in front of those people.
Put it on the record.
387
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,640
Can I tell you what I think
happened?
388
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,480
And I'm sorry that I haven't said
this before,
389
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,240
but I just didn't understand it
until now.
390
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,000
I did fall in love with Danny...
391
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,200
..but you weren't there...
392
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,440
..to provide context, you know?
393
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,160
And now you are here.
394
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,400
And you came even though...
395
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,400
..I hurt you.
396
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:51,880
You said those beautiful things
397
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,080
nobody else could have thought
to say.
398
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,360
Thanks.
I really just wanted a Valium.
399
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,400
HE CHUCKLES QUIETLY
400
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,840
Do you think there's something wrong
with Danny?
401
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,880
I met him 13 hours ago, I...
402
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,720
No, yeah, no. I'm sorry,
this is probably...
403
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:13,480
..not an easy conversation for you
to have.
404
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,920
Oh, no. It's really easy.
405
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,640
THEY CHUCKLE
406
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,800
I just don't really have anyone else
to talk to.
407
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,880
OK.
408
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,040
OK.
409
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,480
Let's analyse it.
410
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:36,480
What could be wrong
with Alice's groom, Danny?
411
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,240
What are the three big ones?
Is he a Nazi?
412
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,680
Is he secretly married,
already?
413
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,520
Is he...missing a penis?
414
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,320
Please say it's the last one.
415
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,320
He doesn't like to scratch my back.
416
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:56,640
Pardon me?
417
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,400
You know,
vertical motions from the side,
418
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,840
moving toward the spine.
419
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:06,520
He doesn't like to do that.
420
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:10,040
You know, studies have shown that 99
out of 100 people
421
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,000
experience high anxiety
the night before their wedding.
422
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,360
No, studies haven't.
423
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,200
No, studies haven't,
I made that up.
424
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,480
But surely most people do.
425
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,480
And surely you have more reason
than most.
426
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,560
And that just makes you even more of
a hero,
427
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,120
as far as I'm concerned.
428
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,480
But I don't...
429
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,280
..think that I'm
the right person for you
430
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,360
to be figuring this out with.
431
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,120
I think I've got too much skin in
the game...
432
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,240
..so you might have
to work this out on your own.
433
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:49,560
But it's OK, cos you have tonight
and you have the morning.
434
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,800
And I will knock on your door at
a quarter to 12 tomorrow,
435
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,960
right on Maya's ruthless schedule.
436
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,800
And whatever you've decided,
you will have my full support.
437
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,000
Are you OK?
438
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:21,800
Last one.
439
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,280
What if what's wrong
with him is that he's not you?
440
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,120
Right! Minutes away.
Where's Celia?
441
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,200
Oh, she's in the barn,
rehearsing her petal throw.
442
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:02,680
She's the belle of the ball.
OK.
443
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,040
So, to review. You and Alice will
leave
444
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,600
the main building as
the noon bells sound.
445
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,040
You'll keep a sprightly pace,
446
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,960
so you arrive at the barn as
the bells conclude.
447
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,080
Send not to know for whom...
Please don't interrupt.
448
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,200
Sorry. You'll hand Alice off to me.
449
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,600
Celia will scatter her petals,
you'll go down the aisle
450
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,560
and you'll take your place audience
left, which is vicar right.
451
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:22,800
Right.
452
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,560
Great. Then we have 40 seconds
to rest.
453
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,560
She couldn't have done any
of this without you, Maya. I know.
454
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:39,560
She offered me ten grand just
to plan it and crack the whip.
455
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,480
Wow. Yeah. And I didn't take a
penny.
456
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,280
Because I'll be friends
with this woman if it kills me.
457
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,680
Me, too.
458
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,960
Yeah.
459
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,640
What's next for you, Jack?
460
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,280
What do you mean?
461
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,720
What I mean is I'm not an idiot,
I've paid attention.
462
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,400
I don't know. Spend the next 40
years
463
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,680
stamping out my naive romantic
idealism.
464
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,080
Don't.
465
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,760
MOBILE PHONE BEEPS
466
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,960
Jack. Yeah. Go.
467
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:16,840
Right!
468
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:22,760
Hey, Danny.
469
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,200
Get out the fucking way!
470
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,320
Fuck.
471
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,040
Alice?
472
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,640
Maya, will you step in?
473
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,280
How are you today?
Look at this.
474
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,920
Natural gas, oil production,
475
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:51,600
efficiencies are all up
and expansions down.
476
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,560
OK my heart's beating through
my chest. Hmm. Why?
477
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,880
Because we're in an oil bubble.
Yeah.
478
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:00,200
A massive one, and it's going to
burst.
479
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,000
Get your money together, get
everything you can together, tell them
480
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:06,200
to get everything they can together
and I'll pre-pay their year-end bonuses,
481
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,640
cos we're going to just make
a shit-ton.
482
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,480
We're going to make a fuck-ton.
Whichever's more.
483
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:11,960
I think it's fuck-ton.
484
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,320
ALICE CHUCKLES
485
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:34,080
MOBILE PHONE RINGS
486
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:41,680
RINGING CONTINUES
487
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,040
Jack?
488
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,880
Are you wearing a helmet?
489
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,680
While you're walking? No.
490
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,480
What do you want?
491
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,240
You disappeared, Alice.
492
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,280
I haven't heard from you for three
years.
493
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,000
I was very worried about you.
494
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,480
I'm sorry. Mm-hm? For a while I
thought maybe you were dead.
495
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,440
I even called Maya and asked her,
496
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,760
"Is she dead?" Did she tell
you that?
497
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,720
I was reconstituting.
498
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,320
Hmm.
499
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,320
Can you...come to my office?
500
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:25,960
No. Why not?
501
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,360
Cos I'm going to my office.
502
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,880
It's important.
503
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,920
Well, look, I'm going to my office.
504
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,400
If you want to talk in front
of my office,
505
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,960
then be standing in front
of my office,
506
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,320
when I get to my office.
If not, you can enjoy your office.
507
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:40,680
You sound different.
508
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:42,840
I've been reconstituting too.
509
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,760
The price of oil is going to crash
and when it does,
510
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,240
those of us who saw that coming are
going to make a bloody fortune.
511
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,720
Would you like to make a bloody
fortune?
512
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:54,520
I cannot believe this is the
conversation you're choosing to have.
513
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,760
Oil futures are settled in dollars,
Jack, and the dollar's going up...
514
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,000
I did everything you asked of me
at that wedding, and more.
515
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,400
And you repaid me with silence...
516
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,440
This is a once in
a lifetime opportunity.
517
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,920
That is a signature Alice move,
isn't it?
518
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,240
I don't know what you were thinking,
calling me about this,
519
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,000
but I am out of fresh starts.
520
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:16,560
I disappeared after the wedding
521
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,720
because I'm just
a fucking open hazard to you.
522
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:23,760
Then this came up.
523
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,360
And this is bigger.
524
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,720
I'm going to say this as nicely as
I can.
525
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:32,800
Go away, please.
526
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:38,200
Do you have any investable capital?
Like cash or equities...?
527
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:41,480
It's none of your business.
Because if you do, I'll times it by nine or ten.
528
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:42,760
I don't care.
529
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,520
Do you understand what this is,
Jack?
530
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:46,760
Guilt?
531
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:49,840
An apology.
532
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,640
So when I left the office,
Brent Crude was $108.
533
00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,000
And when it falls below 100,
which it will, we'll be ahead.
534
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,760
How far do you expect the price
to fall?
535
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,400
50?%
536
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,560
Five-zer...? Five-zero?
537
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:12,040
See, that's a healthy tremor in
your voice.
538
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,560
How many contracts would I own?
539
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:18,200
I mean, depends on how much you
want to invest.
540
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:19,520
And what about your profit?
541
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,200
Oh, I've got thousands
of contracts already.
542
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,360
Well, what if it fails?
543
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,400
Well, the price of oil's going to
drop, and it will drop a lot.
544
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,960
Yeah, but if it doesn't?
545
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:34,800
We'll lose everything.
546
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,440
OK. You'll hear from me
or you won't.
547
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:53,920
MOBILE PHONE PINGS
548
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,840
MOBILE PHONE CHIMES
549
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,480
MOBILE PHONE CHIMES
550
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,680
HE EXHALES QUIETLY
551
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,120
MOBILE PHONE PINGS
552
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,400
I sense you don't approve.
553
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,320
Only because you have no idea what
you're doing
554
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,960
and your investment adviser is
a complete psychotic.
555
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,440
Other than that, huge fan.
556
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:35,800
Alice is top of her field.
557
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,880
If that field is being a complete
psychotic.
558
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:39,360
It's a different part of the brain.
559
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,120
Yes. No doubt this part is pristine.
560
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:45,960
It is. Googled her past performance.
She's an assassin.
561
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,120
That's for sure.
562
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,160
But as I tell Donna every night
before we have sex,
563
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,040
past performance is no guarantee
of future results.
564
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,480
You still have sex every night?
565
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:01,920
Your life is good. Productive, calm,
happy.
566
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:05,120
All this began as soon as Alice left
the picture.
567
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,760
Coincidence?
568
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,200
If this works out, I can give Celia
569
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:10,680
the future she would've had if we'd
never been divorced.
570
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:13,560
This is why God created second
husbands. Let Mark do it.
571
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:17,520
I don't want Mark to do it,
Mark's done enough.
572
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:18,920
Celia's fond enough
of him as it is.
573
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,240
My mother always told me never give
trouble a seat at the table.
574
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,080
You're pulling out trouble's chair
for it, Jack.
575
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,760
Is this who you are?
576
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,160
A man who loses faith in
the totality of a person
577
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:28,920
because they let you down in
one department?
578
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,080
Yes, that's exactly who I am.
579
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,240
I strike their name from the Book of
Life and I burn the pages.
580
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:35,280
What will it take for you
581
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,560
to actually learn your lesson where
she's concerned?
582
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:39,880
I have.
583
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,280
LYNN: Jesus.
584
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:44,760
That's good, don't worry about it.
585
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,880
I think in the search
for our daughter's hidden talents,
586
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,360
we can safely cross football off
the list.
587
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,640
How does he have time for this?
Doesn't he work for a living?
588
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,560
It's commercial real estate,
Jack.
589
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,600
You know, you buy things, you watch
them grow,
590
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,880
collect rent in the meantime...
591
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,360
..you see your kids.
592
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,560
Or someone else's. Oh.
593
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,200
Real estate? Mm-hm.
594
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:07,120
The very idea that
a human being with
595
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:10,480
a lifespan of 80 years can own
a piece of the earth... Oh.
596
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,600
..which has been here for four
billion... Are you drunk?
597
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,960
Coupled with the shameless fleecing
of the underclasses.
598
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,800
He owns upmarket shopping
centres, Jack.
599
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,400
Whatever it is.
600
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,000
You know,
just don't embarrass yourself.
601
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:24,000
On his worst day, he's twice the
person you'll ever be.
602
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,200
Is that what you tell Celia?
603
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:26,520
Oh, I do not have to tell her.
604
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,520
But you do anyway?
605
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:34,520
SHE EXHALES
Jesus.
606
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,440
Is that your suicidal oil
investment?
607
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,800
Give it time,
it will rise from the dead.
608
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,040
Rise from the dead?!
609
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,880
Jack, at this moment in time,
610
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,480
you have a negative personal
net worth.
611
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,600
You are literally less than zero.
612
00:40:56,120 --> 00:41:00,480
OK that's enough of that, I think.
Well done, that was so good.
613
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,760
Hey!
614
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,520
Good stuff.
615
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,720
You were so good. So good.
616
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:10,400
Do you want me to get you
some water?
617
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:14,720
See? You'll be a pro before
you know it. Thanks, Mark.
618
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:35,800
OH, MY GOD!
Yes!
619
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,800
It's turned. Yes, it has.
620
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,400
We're ahead after expenses?
Mm-hm.
621
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,160
Or not if you count medical
expenses. I've been ripping out my hair by the fistful.
622
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,320
My God, simmer down.
623
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,120
I don't imagine you'd consider
taking an early profit?
624
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,880
Well, you don't imagine correctly.
625
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,480
Yeah, it's just that, you know,
there are 24 of us stakeholders,
626
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:53,600
all of us young pups with our whole
lives ahead of us
627
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,960
and we've been breathing through
straws all summer, so...
628
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,560
Maya, you've got your heel on life's
throat.
629
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,920
Enjoy it. Yeah.
630
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,400
Yeah, it's a party.
631
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:10,080
Wait, it's almost December
and it's gone down to $79.
632
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:11,600
That's like five times
your investment.
633
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,840
Oil's still falling.
It'll be worth more.
634
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,040
Oh, my God.
635
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:19,000
You are as greedy financially as you
were emotionally.
636
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:20,440
That's not a very nice thing
to say.
637
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:23,480
This is why I'm a
fiscal conservative.
638
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,120
This is why you're a muppet.
639
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,400
Come on.
640
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,760
Strong work.
641
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,760
It was a joke.
642
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,800
Jesus, Jack.
643
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,440
SHE EXHALES HEAVILY
644
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:47,040
OVERLAPPING CHATTER, PHONES RING
645
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,240
MAN: My God!
646
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,800
SELL! SELL!
647
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:12,000
SELL! Sell everything!
648
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:20,640
Sell everything! MAN:
Sell everything. Sell everything!
649
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,960
EXCITED CHATTER
650
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:35,480
CHEERING
651
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,160
YESSSSSSS! PAUL: Mwah!
652
00:43:56,200 --> 00:44:00,480
Well done, Alice. You must be...
You must be on top of the world.
653
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:02,160
Yeah. Oh, man.
654
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:05,920
Well, let me be the first person
just to say thank you. Thank you.
655
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,760
Thank you. Thank you.
656
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,040
That's all right.
657
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,520
JACK AND PAUL CHEER
658
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:16,400
ALL CHEER
659
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:20,360
CHEERING ON PHONE
660
00:44:20,410 --> 00:44:24,960
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