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Chalo.
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Do two basket potatoes,
then phone a fish man.
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-Hello, Mrs.
-Hello.
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Hello, Mrs! (chuckles)
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-All right, Charlie?
-Hiya.
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I'll go, all right? Just leave me here.
I promise I'll go in.
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You think I stupid?
I not your mam, mister.
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I give you to teacher
and he bloody walk you in a school.
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(school bell ringing)
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Mr Khan.
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(speaking Urdu)
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Uh...
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Go with your teacher and stay
in the school. Or I bloody fixing you.
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Don't worry, Mr Khan.
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Come here, you Paki bastard! Get him!
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(all exclaim)
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Oh, no.
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Nowhere to run now, Kid Curry.
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(grunting)
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(laughing)
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-Oi, Gunga Din!
-Oh, shit!
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To me, boy. To me.
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Kya bloody baje do you call this
to be leaving us?
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Sir?
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The baje, lad! The skenning time.
Can you not speak Urdu?
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No. I'm English, sir.
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Rawalpindi. Do you know
Rawalpindi, Khan? Pakistan?
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Never been, sir.
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I was stationed out there just before
the outbreak of hostilities in '39.
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Khushi thi bahutitwere and all.
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Can you show me Pakistan
on that map, Khan?
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Poland.
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Switzerland.
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Prestatyn.
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Never mind. Sit yourself down, lad.
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Tropical warfare. Not a pretty sight.
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The jungle is a killer.
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You get bitten by
the wrong type of mosquito out there
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and before you know it, elephantitis.
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Testicles swell up the size of mangoes
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-and explode.
-Really, sir?
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Two-minute check in the morning,
just to be sure.
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Remember that, Khan,
if you're ever in the tropics.
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-I will, sir. Two minutes, sir.
-But don't linger, lad.
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Or you'll go blind.
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(Jordan clears throat)
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Your ignorance is a crime, Khan.
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I shall endeavour to remedy it.
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"He sat,
in defiance of municipal orders,
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"astride the gun Zam-Zammah
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"on the brick platform
opposite the old Ajaib-Gher,
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"the Wonder House,
as the natives call the Lahore Museum."
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-(grunts)
-(inhales deeply)
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It's a pungent place, Khan.
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Pungent. Sultry.
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Sir?
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Does it not conjure up the heat
for you, lad? Eh?
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Can you not smell those spices?
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I can when my dad makes a curry.
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(grunts)
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I can't make head nor bleedin' tail
of this. It's all squiggles.
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(George) Is it in Urdu?
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No. Maneer's writing. A chimpanzee
with a crayon would be clearer.
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-(Annie) Give it here.
-Can I go out now?
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(George) You go nowhere. It's a letter
from your brother in Pakistan.
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-"Salam alaikum."
-Wa alaikum salam.
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What do you say?
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-Wa alaikum as-salam.
-(Annie) "Hiya, all.
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"Everyone here in Pakistan
sends you their salams. "
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Wa alaikum salam.
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-Hey!
-It's only a letter.
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I'll letter you in a minute, baster.
He's your brother.
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You should show respect to him.
He in Pakistan!
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Wa alaikum as-salam.
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(George) All my family
in Pakistan happy.
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Because Maneer is there, you see?
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Yeah, I'll say.
He took enough cash for them.
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"It's got dead hot over here
at the moment.
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"And I've been working my
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"bullocks"?
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George just bought a new pair
for you-know-who.
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-What she say?
-Bought Mrs Khan number one
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a new pair of bullocks,
have you, George?
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-First she's seen in years.
-(stifling laughter)
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(George) Oh, stupy. (laughs)
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All work farm together. See? Sharing.
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If I'd have known
I'd be sharing me bullocks,
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I wouldn't have married him
in the first place.
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It's a man's job, see, Annie?
Having to be strong.
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Holding like this.
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(rolling R's)
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It's good. Maneer working in the fields.
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All my family, see? He just like them.
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Just like a Pakistani. He can do, in'it?
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Why didn't you buy him a tractor?
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Why are you always a bloody stupy?
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"Who holds Zam-Zammah,
that fire-breathing dragon,
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"holds the Punjab."
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Bollocks to the Punjab!
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(sighs)
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(mouthing)
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(inaudible)
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So what part of India
are you from then, Shanti?
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Oh, me dad, he's from Paki...
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Um, Pakidilistan.
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-Oh!
-It's a very spiritual place.
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You know, these look good on you.
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Oh, yeah, you were right.
Mmm, I find them really relaxing.
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They're considered sacred
in my father's country.
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-He sounds dead spiritual, your dad.
-Mmm.
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(whispering) He's practically Gandhi.
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(both chuckling)
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Do you think these are good
for me chakras?
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Oh, aye, yeah. It, um,
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transen-tit-ises them.
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(both chuckling)
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You know, I give mine
a good going-over every night.
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-Which is a blast.
-Shanti...
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All right, our Tariq?
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What the fuck are you doing here?
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That doesn't sound
very Pakidilistani now, does it?
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-I've come to see our Nazir.
-He's in Bradford buying stock.
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-Why aren't you at school?
-We're on a trip. It's half day.
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And I've spent my bus money on chips.
I need...
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-Whoa. You spent your money on chips?
-Yeah.
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We've got a fucking chippy at home,
you knobhead.
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Out now.
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-Just my little brother.
-All right?
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-Hiya. What's your name?
-Ravi Shankar.
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Bye!
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That's the little bastard.
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-MrJordan, what's happening?
-I'll kill him, baster.
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Life, oh, best beloved,
is difficult for all men,
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especially when we go from being
a man cub to a man,
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and walk in a man's world.
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-Baster! You make me ashamed!
-George, you've made your point.
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-Point? I'll pucking kill him! Baster!
-That's enough, George.
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Not even his bloody brothers
gave me trouble with the police.
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-Yeah, and where are they now?
-Sajid.
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I hate you!
Why don't you just fuck off?
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What you... What you say to me?
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-Get off me!
-(Ella) Stop it!
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Get away from me,
you dirty Paki bastard!
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You want to know
why I don't want to go to school?
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It's 'cause they all know
you're a fucking Paki!
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You listen to me.
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I don't care what your dad does.
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Don't let me ever catch you
using that word to him again.
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-But he started it.
-Never! Do you hear me?
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I've had enough of this behaviour
and it's got to stop.
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It will stop.
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(Ella) It's the kids at school, George.
The name-calling he gets.
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How can my son say this to me?
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Maybe he doesn't want to...
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-To be a Pakistani?
-I'm not saying that.
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But you're meaning this.
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Is same with all my children.
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Now all bloody English.
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Well, so am I.
Or have you forgotten that?
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You always take their side
against me. Why?
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I your husband. You should support me.
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-I'm still here with you, aren't I?
-It's no same thing.
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Christ, George,
what do you want from me?
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I no want it go wrong again.
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Ella, he my last one.
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This has to be done.
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I know.
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Don't mean I like it, though.
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He not know who he is.
Not know who I am.
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I tell you, he listen to me this time.
I bloody show him.
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See? Bloody lovelies.
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Pakistan.
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-Yours?
-All mine.
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Check. Check. Check. Check.
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Check! (laughing)
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Yeah. Dead funny.
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(all chattering)
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Uncle! Over here! Here, here.
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-Salam alaikum.
-Wa alaikum as-salam.
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-Everything okay?
-Good, good, good.
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(all greeting in Punjabi)
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(woman chattering)
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Salam alaikum.
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Are you daft? She not with us.
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(speaking sharply in Punjabi)
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(all laughing)
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(shouting in Punjabi)
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-Sajid. You go other car.
-(Poppa) I take care. Come.
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-Have you been to our chip shop?
-(Poppa) No.
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I been your chippy chop.
I live in Bradford.
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One year. Work in bloody mill.
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Were bloody horrible.
I bloody come back here quick.
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I you cousin.
You daddy is my chacha. Uncle.
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My mummy, your daddy's sister.
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I'm your first cousin.
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-But I'm married to your sister, Rehana.
-Who?
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Oh, your dad's other daughter, isn't it?
From his proper...
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You know, his first wife.
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-He related to us also as well.
-My daddy, his chacha. Uncle.
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-Yeah, yeah.
-My grandmother's sister was married
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-to your grandfather's cousin.
-Got it?
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(chattering in Punjabi)
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Camel!
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It's a camel!
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Loads of them! Camels!
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(all laughing)
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(Punjabi music playing on stereo)
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(singing along in Punjabi)
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(men grunting)
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Wedge. Tanvir, wedge, wedge.
Needing wedge for wedging.
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(all grunting)
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(honking)
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Home.
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-(exclaims in surprise)
-(mooing)
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(sobbing)
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Rehana.
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Are they all related to us?
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(George chuckles)
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Maneer, Sajid.
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Take these out.
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-What have you come here for?
-Blackpool were fully booked.
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Well, I'm not looking after you.
I'm going home soon.
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Don't have to.
We're only here for a few weeks.
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He's come to sort out your engagement.
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He'll be lucky.
No one will fucking have me.
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Can't think why.
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Did me mam not send me
Nana Mouskouri tapes?
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Then again...
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Oh, great! I love this album.
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Ain't she beautiful?
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Poof.
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(♪ Over and Over by Nana Mouskouri)
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Maneer!
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-(distantly) What?
-Where are you?
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We sleep up here.
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He dragged me all the way from Salford
to sleep on a fucking roof?
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Some people might say
that were a step up.
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I need the bog.
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-Help yourself.
-Shit in a field?
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Not the fields.
They like you to go in the scrub.
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Bit fucking choosy, aren't they?
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♪ Over and over
I whisper your name
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♪ Over and over
I love you again
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♪ I see the light of love in your eyes
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♪ Love is forever
No more goodbyes
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(door opens)
247
00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:31,207
(clears throat wearily)
248
00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:10,332
(distant clanking)
249
00:23:11,916 --> 00:23:13,374
(Sajid) Maneer.
250
00:23:14,166 --> 00:23:15,665
Maneer!
251
00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:20,249
-What?
-What's that noise?
252
00:23:21,583 --> 00:23:23,082
It's the djinn.
253
00:23:23,916 --> 00:23:26,874
-The what?
-A ghost that lives down by the stream.
254
00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:29,249
-Fuck off.
-I'm not kidding.
255
00:23:29,833 --> 00:23:31,665
He's letting you know
he knows you're here.
256
00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:33,165
Fuck off.
257
00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:36,332
Just make sure you're not down there
of a night-time by yourself.
258
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:39,749
-Why?
-Djinns can possess you.
259
00:23:40,875 --> 00:23:43,165
-You see anybody, just look at his feet.
-Why?
260
00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:46,374
'Cause a djinn'sfeet
will be on backwards.
261
00:23:48,666 --> 00:23:50,374
(exhales cheerily) Night-night!
262
00:23:58,708 --> 00:24:01,665
-What are you doing now?
-Checking for elephant balls.
263
00:24:05,416 --> 00:24:07,915
(rooster crowing)
264
00:24:22,416 --> 00:24:26,082
Oi! Come. Eat breakfast.
265
00:24:36,666 --> 00:24:39,665
It's paratha. Good for you. Eat.
266
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:12,582
She made tea too sweet for her.
267
00:25:13,541 --> 00:25:15,499
She always bloody doing it.
268
00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:17,165
(laughs nervously)
269
00:25:22,333 --> 00:25:26,165
Everything okay? Home? Everybody happy?
270
00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:28,915
Probably are, now my dad isn't there.
271
00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:33,165
Hey, you be no cheeky, huh?
272
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,415
I hear what you up to in England.
273
00:25:37,916 --> 00:25:40,665
I go be keeping very close eye on you.
274
00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,582
I not take bloody any trouble from you.
275
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:44,332
Fuck off, you fat twat.
276
00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:48,540
Hey! Come here!
277
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:52,332
(stammering) I'll tell your father
about this, man!
278
00:25:52,666 --> 00:25:54,665
(stammering)
279
00:25:59,541 --> 00:26:00,999
Why you wearing that?
280
00:26:01,416 --> 00:26:04,040
-'Cause I want to.
-Well, take it off.
281
00:26:04,166 --> 00:26:06,040
You said it were for Pakistan.
282
00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:09,874
I no bloody mean now.
It's too hot wearing this thing.
283
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,749
Where are the Pakistani clothes
I gave you?
284
00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:13,499
I'm not wearing them.
285
00:26:13,583 --> 00:26:16,040
Why not? You looking smart like us?
286
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:18,249
I've already told you
what you look like.
287
00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:24,332
-Go put on.
-No.
288
00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:26,832
-Go, baster, put on!
-No.
289
00:26:27,416 --> 00:26:29,749
-I warn you, mister...
-(clattering)
290
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,374
Go.
291
00:26:48,666 --> 00:26:52,999
All this, mine.
Here, all the way back to village.
292
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:55,832
Uh, except that bit there on the right.
293
00:26:57,333 --> 00:27:00,165
-Is mine from my father.
-(tutting) Not much, eh?
294
00:27:01,833 --> 00:27:05,999
-All family work together, see?
-Yes, this is all for family.
295
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:11,165
All the time I send money.
Buy more land. All for family.
296
00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:14,082
And I working all land.
297
00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:17,165
(George) All for family.
For future, you see.
298
00:27:17,250 --> 00:27:19,082
(Poppa chuckling)
299
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,749
(footsteps approaching)
300
00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:52,582
(Pir Naseem singing in Hindi)
301
00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:56,874
(groaning) Oh...
302
00:28:12,416 --> 00:28:16,332
(chattering in Punjabi)
303
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:19,207
(men laughing)
304
00:28:26,833 --> 00:28:29,082
-Popular, isn't he?
-So was Hitler.
305
00:28:31,041 --> 00:28:33,665
(children chanting lessons in Punjabi)
306
00:28:34,833 --> 00:28:36,665
(Poppa speaking Punjabi)
307
00:28:39,333 --> 00:28:41,332
Grundig C 6000 Automatic.
308
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,999
Automatic VHF fine-tuning.
309
00:28:44,083 --> 00:28:45,499
(speaking Punjabi)
310
00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:48,499
...compact tape recorder.
Automatic recording.
311
00:28:48,583 --> 00:28:50,040
(stammering)
312
00:28:50,166 --> 00:28:52,707
Short wave, medium wave, long wave.
313
00:28:52,750 --> 00:28:54,707
-All waves.
-Always.
314
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,415
(Poppa speaking Punjabi)
315
00:28:57,916 --> 00:28:59,915
See? They're having a party.
316
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,499
Here.
317
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,749
(chuckling)
318
00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:12,332
Sajid? Come here.
319
00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:19,082
Master-ji Eyaz.
320
00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:22,374
Say , "Salam alaikum."
321
00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:24,540
-Salam alaikum.
-Wa alaikum as-salam.
322
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:29,249
And this is Pir Naseem.
323
00:29:30,833 --> 00:29:32,249
We've met.
324
00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:36,499
Ah, yes, yes! We have met! (laughing)
325
00:29:36,583 --> 00:29:40,249
We have been waiting for your
father's return for a long time.
326
00:29:40,333 --> 00:29:42,915
Your mummy, Basheera,
and your sisters are very happy.
327
00:29:43,583 --> 00:29:44,999
She's not me mam.
328
00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:48,415
-Like mum though, isn't it?
-(Sajid) It's not.
329
00:29:49,083 --> 00:29:50,665
Is in Pakistan.
330
00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:52,665
Me mam's me mam, Pakistan or Salford.
331
00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:55,707
-Sajid.
-(Eyaz) I have a brother in England.
332
00:29:55,833 --> 00:29:59,999
He works in the mill, in Ramsbottom.
Do you know Ramsbottom?
333
00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:03,874
Ramsbottom?
Is there such a place, Sajid?
334
00:30:04,333 --> 00:30:05,707
I don't know.
335
00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:09,249
And if there were, would you
freely admit to coming from it?
336
00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:12,040
-(sniggers)
-(grunts in disapproval)
337
00:30:12,583 --> 00:30:16,665
Your father wishes to entrust me with
your spiritual and academic education
338
00:30:16,708 --> 00:30:19,082
-here in Pakistan.
-You what?
339
00:30:19,541 --> 00:30:22,332
You're going to bloody school, isn't it?
340
00:30:23,666 --> 00:30:25,040
You said it was a holiday!
341
00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:28,165
-Baster, don't you start that with me.
-You can't make me.
342
00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:30,707
I didn't want to come
to this fucking dump in the first place!
343
00:30:31,250 --> 00:30:34,374
I in charge here.
Your mum not here now.
344
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:37,040
She doesn't need to be.
You've got a slave here already.
345
00:30:38,708 --> 00:30:41,332
-Sajid! Sajid!
-(Maneer) Sajid!
346
00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:46,165
Sajid.
347
00:30:46,708 --> 00:30:49,749
Carry on the way you're going, you'll
be here a lot longer than you think.
348
00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:51,499
Fuck off! Just fuck off!
349
00:31:09,833 --> 00:31:12,165
You can fuck off and all, Mowgli.
350
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,999
Are you deaf, twat head?
351
00:31:27,541 --> 00:31:30,832
(singing in Hindi)
352
00:31:34,416 --> 00:31:35,832
Come with me.
353
00:32:08,708 --> 00:32:10,374
Here. Dead peoples.
354
00:32:11,375 --> 00:32:13,082
-You want looky?
-Yeah, all right.
355
00:32:17,916 --> 00:32:19,915
Bloody Nora! Dead bodies!
356
00:32:20,708 --> 00:32:22,165
Who are they?
357
00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:25,040
I think perhaps they're Moghul soldiers.
You know Moghul soldiers?
358
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,165
Fighting here, long time ago.
359
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:30,832
-Your English is all right.
-Hmm?
360
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:33,999
(enunciating) I mean,
you speak good English.
361
00:32:34,041 --> 00:32:37,707
Better than you, yes. I do, true.
Pir Naseem's teaching me.
362
00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:40,332
You speak Punjabi?
363
00:32:41,083 --> 00:32:42,832
-No.
-Speak.
364
00:32:43,333 --> 00:32:45,332
-It's not very good.
-Speaking, speaking.
365
00:32:45,375 --> 00:32:46,832
(exhales uncertainly)
366
00:32:49,166 --> 00:32:52,249
No, no, no. Don't say these words.
Very bad words.
367
00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:53,707
Who say these words?
368
00:32:53,833 --> 00:32:55,999
Me dad on the phone.
You know, the telephone.
369
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:59,707
-(cursing in Punjabi)
-(laughing)
370
00:33:01,583 --> 00:33:03,999
(all greeting in Punjabi)
371
00:33:04,833 --> 00:33:08,040
Maneer, you be respectful all the time.
372
00:33:08,166 --> 00:33:09,665
-Right, Dad.
-And you,
373
00:33:10,583 --> 00:33:12,165
say nothing.
374
00:33:12,666 --> 00:33:15,165
No touch anyone. No look anybody.
375
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:16,665
(male worker) Maneer!
376
00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:26,165
Why don't you just try?
377
00:33:26,208 --> 00:33:28,707
You know I can't speak Pun-fucking-jabi.
378
00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:31,040
Sajid! Answer him.
379
00:33:31,708 --> 00:33:33,082
Chigi-chigi-chigi!
380
00:33:33,166 --> 00:33:34,582
All right! Fucking hell.
381
00:33:39,166 --> 00:33:40,540
Bloody stupy!
382
00:33:40,666 --> 00:33:42,207
-(repeating same phrase in Punjabi)
-(grunts in annoyance)
383
00:33:48,666 --> 00:33:50,040
-Where you going?
-What?
384
00:33:50,166 --> 00:33:51,665
In.
385
00:33:52,208 --> 00:33:55,249
(repeating same phrase in Punjabi)
386
00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:56,707
(scolds in Punjabi)
387
00:33:56,833 --> 00:34:00,915
(repeating same phrase in Punjabi)
388
00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:04,415
-(bleats)
-(repeating same phrase in Punjabi)
389
00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:15,415
Ah, this is the one.
390
00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:18,499
Are you sure, Dad?
It was 30-odd years ago.
391
00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:21,915
He was good friend. He at my wedding.
392
00:34:24,708 --> 00:34:27,332
Abdullah! Jahangir.
393
00:34:29,541 --> 00:34:31,165
He's a good boy.
394
00:34:32,166 --> 00:34:33,665
She would live in England,
395
00:34:34,166 --> 00:34:38,707
my wife will welcome her into our home
as if she were her own daughter.
396
00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:42,040
You are my friend, Jahangir.
397
00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:47,665
But there cannot be marriage
between my daughter and your son.
398
00:34:47,708 --> 00:34:51,415
-But why?
-I mean you no disrespect.
399
00:34:53,250 --> 00:34:55,165
But in England your life is
400
00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:57,165
different.
401
00:34:57,750 --> 00:34:59,749
Different from whose?
402
00:34:59,833 --> 00:35:02,249
Girls here marry in England
all the time.
403
00:35:02,708 --> 00:35:04,999
Your own eldest daughter
lives in England now.
404
00:35:05,083 --> 00:35:07,207
I said your life, Jahangir.
405
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,374
I take it that were a "no", then.
406
00:35:23,708 --> 00:35:26,707
No one want their daughter marry you.
I bloody ashamed!
407
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:28,874
Dad.
408
00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:33,332
Oh! I'lljust find
me own way back, then, shall I?
409
00:35:33,583 --> 00:35:36,332
It's not like I'm in the middle
of fucking nowhere, is it?
410
00:35:39,583 --> 00:35:41,040
All right! Chigi-chigi-chigi!
411
00:35:41,208 --> 00:35:42,707
(all laughing)
412
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,415
(door opens)
413
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,415
Are you all right, Dad?
414
00:36:22,166 --> 00:36:24,332
It's all your fault, baster.
415
00:36:26,333 --> 00:36:30,082
You and you family
pucking giving me trouble all the time.
416
00:36:33,833 --> 00:36:35,832
Why you no go to your mam?
417
00:36:36,833 --> 00:36:38,582
Get out of my house.
418
00:36:39,583 --> 00:36:41,332
I no want you here.
419
00:36:42,583 --> 00:36:43,999
Go home!
420
00:36:44,166 --> 00:36:45,582
You no belong here.
421
00:36:45,666 --> 00:36:47,415
You always said we do belong here.
422
00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:50,332
-Go!
-What's changed your mind now, eh?
423
00:36:51,416 --> 00:36:52,999
Don't talk to me like this.
424
00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:54,832
You swan around here
like nothing's ever happened.
425
00:36:55,250 --> 00:36:57,207
Jahangir Khan,
the King of England, returned.
426
00:36:57,416 --> 00:37:00,582
-Shut up! Shut up!
-Too near the truth, is it?
427
00:37:01,666 --> 00:37:03,040
You make me laugh.
428
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,665
Bringing Sajid here
to teach him a lesson?
429
00:37:05,833 --> 00:37:07,332
I warn you, mister.
430
00:37:07,375 --> 00:37:08,999
What were you going
to teach him, eh, Dad?
431
00:37:09,041 --> 00:37:11,665
How to dump his wife and kids
for 30 fucking years?
432
00:37:13,708 --> 00:37:15,832
It's not me your friends won't
let their daughters marry.
433
00:37:16,333 --> 00:37:17,749
It's you.
434
00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:19,707
Get out!
435
00:37:40,541 --> 00:37:41,999
(urging steer)
436
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,540
I mean, he's dead Pakistani
and everything, our Maneer is.
437
00:37:45,666 --> 00:37:47,749
You can't fault him on that.
438
00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:50,082
It's difficult.
439
00:37:51,083 --> 00:37:52,999
And he's not that ugly.
440
00:37:54,041 --> 00:37:56,207
-People worried.
-What about?
441
00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:58,165
(grunts)
442
00:37:58,250 --> 00:37:59,749
Go on. Tell me.
443
00:38:01,083 --> 00:38:04,540
They think he will be like his father.
444
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:10,499
That maybe he will leave his wife here
and marry English woman.
445
00:38:10,541 --> 00:38:12,832
-Like your father did.
-Maneer wouldn't do that.
446
00:38:14,541 --> 00:38:16,749
Tanvir and Rehana tell people
this will happen.
447
00:38:17,541 --> 00:38:19,249
They don't want you or Maneer
to live here.
448
00:38:19,666 --> 00:38:21,332
I don't fucking want to live here!
449
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:25,415
They say your father will give
all the lands to his son,
450
00:38:25,708 --> 00:38:27,165
and his daughters nothing.
451
00:38:27,916 --> 00:38:31,040
Is that what all this is about?
Who gets left what?
452
00:38:31,666 --> 00:38:34,207
They say you're not Pakistani.
Only half.
453
00:38:34,833 --> 00:38:37,082
-And this is bad.
-Bad for me, all right.
454
00:38:37,166 --> 00:38:39,832
I keep getting my fucking head
kicked in for it in England.
455
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:42,415
What a pair of bastards!
456
00:38:45,083 --> 00:38:48,165
Fuck 'em. And me dad.
I'll find Maneer a wife.
457
00:38:48,208 --> 00:38:49,999
-(scoffs) You?
-Yeah.
458
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,499
He's good enough
for any of them around here.
459
00:38:53,541 --> 00:38:57,165
Bit of a twat, mind.
But, you know, I'll fucking show 'em.
460
00:38:57,541 --> 00:38:59,707
-You can't do this.
-Yeah, I can.
461
00:38:59,833 --> 00:39:01,332
You're gonna help me.
462
00:39:01,833 --> 00:39:03,249
Sajid!
463
00:39:04,333 --> 00:39:05,707
Baster.
464
00:39:05,875 --> 00:39:07,332
Sajid!
465
00:39:07,416 --> 00:39:09,915
He's a long way from home, Jahangir.
466
00:39:10,708 --> 00:39:14,040
He learn. Is why I bring here.
467
00:39:14,708 --> 00:39:16,082
Sajid!
468
00:39:18,166 --> 00:39:19,707
He run wild in England.
469
00:39:20,666 --> 00:39:23,499
-He's just a boy.
-You don't know him, Pir-ji.
470
00:39:24,750 --> 00:39:26,749
He not know who he is.
471
00:39:27,708 --> 00:39:29,915
All he know is he hate me.
472
00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:33,332
-It's time he needs.
-He have that here, huh?
473
00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:37,332
Master-jiEyaz will teach him
everything else.
474
00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:40,665
You brought him here
to teach him about your life.
475
00:39:41,583 --> 00:39:43,415
Let him discover it for himself.
476
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:45,165
And if he no like what he sees?
477
00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:47,165
What if you don't like what you see?
478
00:39:50,208 --> 00:39:53,165
Send the boy to me.
I'll settle him down.
479
00:39:54,166 --> 00:39:57,415
Then he will be ready
for Master-jiEyaz and his books.
480
00:39:57,875 --> 00:39:59,374
He needs discipline.
481
00:39:59,750 --> 00:40:01,332
Then, with your permission,
482
00:40:02,208 --> 00:40:04,165
I'll beat him regularly.
483
00:40:05,375 --> 00:40:07,999
(women chattering)
484
00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:20,749
In Pakistan, they've got
the juiciest mangoes in the world.
485
00:40:20,833 --> 00:40:23,207
What's that got to do
with getting Maneer a wife?
486
00:40:23,833 --> 00:40:27,040
-Mangoes grows on trees, and a woman...
-Oh!
487
00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:30,915
When we pick a woman, we have
to remember how we pick mangoes.
488
00:40:31,208 --> 00:40:32,874
Yank them off a branch, don't you?
489
00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:36,415
You have to take time.
Pick the ripest fruit.
490
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,332
Best size, soft skin, but firm to touch.
491
00:40:40,833 --> 00:40:43,415
And then, give them a little squeeze.
492
00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:45,540
They'd chop me bleeding hands off
if you get caught.
493
00:40:45,666 --> 00:40:46,999
Yeah.
494
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,374
What about her?
495
00:40:50,375 --> 00:40:53,040
(Zaid) Too old. Left on trees too long.
496
00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:55,374
(Sajid) And the one in the red?
497
00:40:56,208 --> 00:40:59,749
Too much colour. Too much sun.
Very sour inside.
498
00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:02,040
And the one next to her?
499
00:41:02,166 --> 00:41:04,082
No. Taubah, taubah, taubah.
500
00:41:04,166 --> 00:41:06,415
Never, never, never
pick up fallen mangoes.
501
00:41:08,750 --> 00:41:12,040
She shouts all the time. Talks too much.
Listens to the radio all night.
502
00:41:13,208 --> 00:41:15,040
I think she makes a very bad wife.
503
00:41:15,166 --> 00:41:17,165
Turned you down, did she?
504
00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:18,749
Yeah.
505
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:21,832
-Have you, uh, ever had it off?
-Shut up!
506
00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:25,082
Now get a move on. Pir Naseem's waiting.
507
00:41:26,166 --> 00:41:28,332
-What kind of woman do you fancy?
-Shut up!
508
00:41:29,166 --> 00:41:31,582
-I'm only asking, that's all.
-It's none of your business.
509
00:41:32,333 --> 00:41:34,707
'Cause if people knew, they'd know
what to look for, wouldn't they?
510
00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:36,165
Come on, will you?
511
00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:39,915
Tall, small? Dark, light?
With plait, without plait?
512
00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:44,665
-Get a move on.
-I'm not going. He's madder than me.
513
00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:48,707
Okay. Make your own flippin' mind up.
I've had enough.
514
00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:04,332
Hello? Anyone there?
515
00:42:06,166 --> 00:42:07,582
Hello!
516
00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:11,832
(flute playing distantly)
517
00:42:29,166 --> 00:42:30,582
You're early.
518
00:42:30,666 --> 00:42:32,540
-I'm not staying.
-You don't have to.
519
00:42:34,083 --> 00:42:35,832
You're supposed to
teach me something, aren't you?
520
00:42:36,208 --> 00:42:37,665
What do you want to know?
521
00:42:46,833 --> 00:42:49,832
Never make friends
with an elephant keeper
522
00:42:49,875 --> 00:42:52,832
if you have no room in your house
to entertain his elephant.
523
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,749
What's that supposed to mean?
524
00:42:56,083 --> 00:42:59,582
If you're not staying,
what's the point in telling you?
525
00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:06,999
Not very good, are you?
526
00:43:08,208 --> 00:43:09,665
No.
527
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,665
I never have been.
528
00:43:13,708 --> 00:43:16,832
But it occupies the time
and helps me to think.
529
00:43:17,708 --> 00:43:20,915
And anything that stimulates thinking
is a good thing.
530
00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:23,665
-What do you think about?
-Oh.
531
00:43:25,333 --> 00:43:26,707
Entertaining elephants.
532
00:43:28,708 --> 00:43:30,165
(laughing)
533
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,582
Come. Are you afraid of an old man?
534
00:43:38,708 --> 00:43:40,165
I ain't scared of anything.
535
00:43:40,208 --> 00:43:41,665
You could be a head-the-ball,
for all I know.
536
00:43:42,041 --> 00:43:44,707
-What's a "head-the-ball"?
-A nutter.
537
00:43:44,916 --> 00:43:47,540
-Someone that's poggled.
-Poggled. Yes, yes, yes.
538
00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:50,374
It has been said of me before.
(laughing)
539
00:43:53,041 --> 00:43:54,540
Head-the-ball!
540
00:44:05,208 --> 00:44:08,665
-Bleedin' hell!
-That's as good a phrase as any.
541
00:44:10,750 --> 00:44:14,832
Go. Go and explore. Go on, I'll be here.
542
00:46:31,333 --> 00:46:34,665
(Pir Naseem) Time. That's time, Sajid,
543
00:46:35,958 --> 00:46:37,999
spread out before you.
544
00:46:38,125 --> 00:46:40,707
Thousands of people
populated those stones,
545
00:46:40,791 --> 00:46:43,707
each one leaving a trace of themselves
on the other.
546
00:46:43,833 --> 00:46:46,124
All leading to you.
547
00:46:46,541 --> 00:46:48,332
-Me?
-Yes, of course.
548
00:46:49,333 --> 00:46:51,707
We're all part of the same story.
549
00:46:52,125 --> 00:46:55,624
And we, in our turn,
will leave traces of ourselves, too.
550
00:46:56,708 --> 00:47:00,165
But what we leave,
and how we choose to leave it,
551
00:47:00,625 --> 00:47:01,999
is entirely up to us.
552
00:47:02,833 --> 00:47:05,499
That's what makes life so interesting.
553
00:47:10,708 --> 00:47:16,457
(clattering)
554
00:47:37,791 --> 00:47:39,290
Huh?
555
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,999
(lamenting in Punjabi)
556
00:48:50,041 --> 00:48:52,999
(sobbing)
557
00:49:30,458 --> 00:49:32,999
We did lot of repair recently, Uncle.
558
00:49:33,958 --> 00:49:37,624
The roof, the wall was falling down.
But I took care of it.
559
00:49:37,666 --> 00:49:39,040
Mmm.
560
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,665
It is looking good, haina, Uncle?
561
00:49:45,375 --> 00:49:47,332
You can go to England next week,
562
00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:50,332
with no worries
about what is happening here.
563
00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:52,665
Everything is in safe hands.
564
00:49:54,833 --> 00:49:56,665
I no going back yet.
565
00:49:57,166 --> 00:49:58,665
Huh?
566
00:49:58,875 --> 00:50:00,374
(Poppa chuckling nervously)
567
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:04,874
Time we had new house. Modern.
568
00:50:05,333 --> 00:50:08,540
New house?
But Uncle, that is very expensive.
569
00:50:08,666 --> 00:50:10,832
And time. What about chippy chop?
570
00:50:12,166 --> 00:50:15,665
-I worry about time and money.
-Auntie Ella in England?
571
00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:20,040
We build there.
572
00:50:20,833 --> 00:50:22,207
Pull that damn thing down.
573
00:50:29,833 --> 00:50:31,207
Here.
574
00:50:32,958 --> 00:50:34,332
Nice.
575
00:50:35,208 --> 00:50:36,665
Good.
576
00:50:41,125 --> 00:50:43,999
(Hindi song playing on radio)
577
00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:46,665
I think I would like
to get married soon.
578
00:50:47,833 --> 00:50:49,290
(Sajid) Me, too.
579
00:50:49,666 --> 00:50:53,540
I want... You know. Soon.
580
00:50:53,875 --> 00:50:55,332
Me, too.
581
00:50:57,500 --> 00:50:59,999
Will you get married
to a Pakistani girl?
582
00:51:00,041 --> 00:51:01,832
If they all milk cows like that,
I might.
583
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:05,874
(Sajid) Lucky cow.
584
00:51:06,291 --> 00:51:07,790
(both laughing)
585
00:51:09,333 --> 00:51:12,665
(indistinct chattering)
586
00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:24,540
(Sajid) Oh, my God.
587
00:51:27,541 --> 00:51:28,957
-Come on.
-What is it?
588
00:51:29,666 --> 00:51:31,165
It's Nana Mouskouri.
589
00:51:35,166 --> 00:51:38,374
Quick! We're gonna lose her.
You take that roof, I'll take this one.
590
00:52:01,333 --> 00:52:02,707
Oh, shit.
591
00:52:29,125 --> 00:52:30,624
(inaudible)
592
00:53:03,875 --> 00:53:05,999
That one'll turn on you
if you're not careful.
593
00:53:06,041 --> 00:53:09,499
He's right, chacha. Maybe you
start off with the water buffalo?
594
00:53:09,833 --> 00:53:11,832
I know what I bloody doing.
595
00:53:11,958 --> 00:53:13,332
(scoffs)
596
00:53:17,625 --> 00:53:21,207
I doing this when I same size as Sajid.
597
00:53:24,708 --> 00:53:27,665
(urging steer)
598
00:53:30,208 --> 00:53:31,665
No, no, no.
599
00:53:32,791 --> 00:53:34,332
What a dickhead.
600
00:53:35,708 --> 00:53:37,624
(continues urging steer)
601
00:53:48,166 --> 00:53:51,165
-(laughing) See?
-(Poppa laughing)Very good, chacha.
602
00:53:52,333 --> 00:53:53,874
(George) No, no, no, no!
603
00:53:58,625 --> 00:53:59,999
Move, basters!
604
00:54:00,833 --> 00:54:02,832
(George barking orders
in growing frustration)
605
00:54:13,166 --> 00:54:14,665
(sighs)
606
00:54:18,291 --> 00:54:20,999
You are just a bit out of practice,
chacha.
607
00:54:29,333 --> 00:54:31,165
I go back to house.
608
00:55:43,458 --> 00:55:44,832
(groans softly)
609
00:56:19,625 --> 00:56:21,207
(Pir Naseem) How does it feel?
610
00:56:22,333 --> 00:56:24,624
-Looks all right.
-But how does it feel?
611
00:56:25,333 --> 00:56:27,707
Comfortable. I feel comfortable.
612
00:56:28,708 --> 00:56:30,165
Good.
613
00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:34,374
"He sat,
in defiance of municipal orders,
614
00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:37,540
"astride the gun Zam-Zammah
615
00:56:38,166 --> 00:56:42,499
"on her brick platform
opposite the old Ajaib-Gher,
616
00:56:42,958 --> 00:56:47,665
"the Wonder House,
as the natives call the Lahore Museum."
617
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,374
"Natives"?
618
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:55,374
-What Imperialist rubbish!
-(impatiently) Pir-ji!
619
00:56:56,666 --> 00:56:58,332
Very well.
620
00:56:58,708 --> 00:57:02,374
"Who holds Zam-Zammah,
that fire-breathing cannon..."
621
00:57:02,875 --> 00:57:04,540
-Holds the Punjab!
-Holds the Punjab!
622
00:57:05,041 --> 00:57:07,707
(George distantly) Sajid! Come now!
623
00:57:08,666 --> 00:57:11,207
Come. I'll walk with you.
624
00:57:16,666 --> 00:57:19,665
He's been asking me what you've
been teaching me all this time.
625
00:57:19,666 --> 00:57:22,374
-Ah? And what did you tell him?
-That you won't tell me anything.
626
00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:23,957
(laughs)
627
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,499
Very good. Very good!
628
00:57:25,625 --> 00:57:27,665
I wish you to remain ignorant.
629
00:57:27,708 --> 00:57:30,540
He's still going on
about me being more Pakistani and that.
630
00:57:30,666 --> 00:57:32,499
-You know, traditional.
-Mmm.
631
00:57:32,833 --> 00:57:34,790
Your father, and many like him,
632
00:57:34,833 --> 00:57:36,999
have made better lives
for themselves abroad.
633
00:57:37,875 --> 00:57:40,207
But do you think you can move
to another country
634
00:57:40,333 --> 00:57:42,999
and expect to find everything the same?
635
00:57:43,875 --> 00:57:46,874
That your new world
will not affect your life?
636
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,790
As for tradition, well,
637
00:57:51,541 --> 00:57:54,832
I walk to my hut every night
by the same path.
638
00:57:55,625 --> 00:57:59,040
Now, if a cobra decides to sit
in the middle of that path,
639
00:57:59,166 --> 00:58:01,290
do I walk on and get bitten?
640
00:58:01,333 --> 00:58:03,999
Or do I take the other path and live?
641
00:58:05,333 --> 00:58:09,290
We have to adapt to the situations
and worlds we find ourselves in.
642
00:58:10,166 --> 00:58:11,665
The alternative...
643
00:58:11,666 --> 00:58:13,165
Is you'll get your arse
bitten by a snake.
644
00:58:13,208 --> 00:58:16,165
(laughing) Yes. Amongst other things.
645
00:58:16,958 --> 00:58:18,332
-(George) Sajid!
-Ah!
646
00:58:18,458 --> 00:58:20,832
Go. Your father's waiting for you.
647
00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:25,790
Have you just taught me something?
648
00:58:36,166 --> 00:58:37,624
(grunting)
649
00:58:41,541 --> 00:58:42,999
(exclaiming)
650
00:58:46,833 --> 00:58:49,499
(Sajid) Who holds Zam-Zammah
holds the Punjab!
651
00:58:58,500 --> 00:59:00,999
Who holds Zam-Zammah holds the Punjab!
652
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,457
Oh!
653
00:59:10,833 --> 00:59:16,832
(chuckling)
654
01:01:25,750 --> 01:01:29,082
You see all life
at the Khari Sharif, Sajid.
655
01:01:29,166 --> 01:01:31,165
People from all over the world
656
01:01:31,291 --> 01:01:34,457
travel to worship
at the shrine of the Saint.
657
01:01:34,833 --> 01:01:37,790
All are welcome
who are in search of the light,
658
01:01:37,833 --> 01:01:40,499
no matter what path they follow.
659
01:01:41,666 --> 01:01:43,582
(whispering conspiratorially) Come.
Let me show you something.
660
01:01:57,125 --> 01:01:59,665
-What's the point of this one?
-What do you see?
661
01:02:00,291 --> 01:02:01,665
Nothing.
662
01:02:01,791 --> 01:02:03,332
Really?
663
01:02:04,125 --> 01:02:07,332
Is it the same rude boy
who didn't like my flute playing?
664
01:02:09,166 --> 01:02:11,915
I don't know any more.
I don't know what they want.
665
01:02:12,666 --> 01:02:14,332
I don't know who I'm supposed to be.
666
01:02:14,666 --> 01:02:16,332
But you still look like you.
667
01:02:17,458 --> 01:02:19,165
What needs changing?
668
01:02:19,291 --> 01:02:20,665
The boy?
669
01:02:20,791 --> 01:02:22,249
Or the world around him?
670
01:02:24,291 --> 01:02:27,165
(singing traditional music)
671
01:03:08,500 --> 01:03:09,915
Sajid.
672
01:03:31,166 --> 01:03:32,832
Thank you for looking after him.
673
01:03:34,125 --> 01:03:36,332
Sajid needs no looking after.
674
01:03:36,416 --> 01:03:39,915
No, he has changed. I see it.
675
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,249
He not the boy I brought here.
676
01:03:43,333 --> 01:03:45,665
That boy will always be there.
677
01:03:45,791 --> 01:03:47,749
You just have to learn to accept him.
678
01:03:49,666 --> 01:03:51,665
He's part of you, Jahangir.
679
01:03:52,500 --> 01:03:54,957
Of your past, your future.
680
01:03:55,333 --> 01:03:57,999
Part of the world you created for him.
681
01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:01,957
When Sajid look at you,
682
01:04:02,750 --> 01:04:04,165
there's love in his eyes.
683
01:04:05,416 --> 01:04:07,457
If only he'd do the same to me.
684
01:04:08,333 --> 01:04:09,832
Just once.
685
01:04:16,625 --> 01:04:18,082
(♪ Main Ho Gaee Dildar Ki)
686
01:04:25,458 --> 01:04:26,957
(lip-synching lyrics)
687
01:04:49,750 --> 01:04:51,165
(honking)
688
01:04:54,250 --> 01:04:58,332
(musicians singing)
689
01:05:07,166 --> 01:05:08,624
(inaudible)
690
01:05:09,750 --> 01:05:11,165
-Come on!
-Where?
691
01:05:11,250 --> 01:05:12,665
We're going to a wedding.
692
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:19,082
(singing)
693
01:05:26,083 --> 01:05:30,457
(all cheering in time)
694
01:05:52,250 --> 01:05:53,665
Come on, now's our chance.
695
01:06:03,333 --> 01:06:06,249
-Salam alaikum.
-Wa alaikum as-salam.
696
01:06:06,666 --> 01:06:08,624
-Say exactly what I say, all right?
-Yeah.
697
01:06:09,083 --> 01:06:10,749
Massi-ji, I hope you do not think
698
01:06:10,833 --> 01:06:13,999
that I am being disrespectful
to you or your family.
699
01:06:16,833 --> 01:06:18,332
We are from the same village.
700
01:06:19,833 --> 01:06:23,582
I am the son ofJahangir Khan.
The fish fryer.
701
01:06:29,333 --> 01:06:33,499
From long way across the big water,
in Salford, England.
702
01:06:35,625 --> 01:06:37,332
Near Bradford?
703
01:06:39,666 --> 01:06:41,415
(murmuring in sudden comprehension)
704
01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:45,499
I have seen your daughter,
705
01:06:45,833 --> 01:06:47,665
though I haven't been looking at her
706
01:06:47,833 --> 01:06:49,582
in the way that you are thinking.
707
01:06:50,125 --> 01:06:52,249
-You know...
-(in Lancashire accent) Aye,
708
01:06:52,333 --> 01:06:54,165
and you're gonna get yourself
in heap big bleedin' trouble
709
01:06:54,250 --> 01:06:56,499
as well, pale face,
if you keep following me about.
710
01:06:56,666 --> 01:06:58,832
-Where are you from?
-Japan.
711
01:06:59,458 --> 01:07:01,124
Where do you think, knobhead? Rochdale.
712
01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:03,582
-What you doing here?
-After a husband.
713
01:07:03,666 --> 01:07:05,582
-What about you?
-After a wife.
714
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,415
(speaking Punjabi)
715
01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:09,165
(girls giggling)
716
01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:11,082
Do you think I'm a cradle snatcher?
717
01:07:11,250 --> 01:07:14,165
I'd like to talk to your dad, actually.
I've got a proposition for him.
718
01:07:15,333 --> 01:07:17,832
He's dead. Tell us.
We make all the decisions now.
719
01:07:18,750 --> 01:07:20,499
(chattering in Punjabi)
720
01:07:39,625 --> 01:07:41,165
(Sajid urging goats)
721
01:07:48,333 --> 01:07:49,749
(horn honking)
722
01:08:09,666 --> 01:08:11,165
(murmuring) Ella?
723
01:08:20,958 --> 01:08:23,957
Hiya, George. Bet I'm the last person
you thought you'd see.
724
01:08:39,458 --> 01:08:40,915
(exclaiming softly)
725
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,499
I knew crimplene would be wrong
for this weather.
726
01:08:44,833 --> 01:08:46,332
(sighs)
727
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,499
Mmm! These are the best kebabs
I have ever tasted.
728
01:08:57,500 --> 01:08:59,165
And I know my kebabs.
729
01:09:00,083 --> 01:09:02,374
Try them, Ella,
they're bleedin' gorgeous.
730
01:09:04,250 --> 01:09:06,457
(enunciating loudly)
Did you make them, love?
731
01:09:07,208 --> 01:09:11,082
I'll have to get your recipe.
Swap you with one of mine.
732
01:09:12,500 --> 01:09:13,999
Has she ever had roly-poly pudding?
733
01:09:15,791 --> 01:09:17,957
Oh, no, ta, cock. I'm stuffed.
734
01:09:21,125 --> 01:09:25,874
Um... Hmm? No? No? Mmm?
735
01:09:32,708 --> 01:09:34,249
(cigarette lighter clicking)
736
01:09:36,916 --> 01:09:39,582
(Annie) Mmm! (exhales)
737
01:09:42,750 --> 01:09:45,124
(clears throat) So, Annie,
738
01:09:45,208 --> 01:09:47,374
who look after your Peter
while you're here?
739
01:09:49,083 --> 01:09:50,999
(loudly) That's my husband.
740
01:09:53,166 --> 01:09:54,707
Husband.
741
01:09:55,166 --> 01:09:58,290
No, he's fine, George.
I got a load of baked beans in for him.
742
01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:03,457
(enunciating loudly)
My husband is bloody useless.
743
01:10:04,583 --> 01:10:06,749
(chuckles) He's only good for one thing.
744
01:10:06,833 --> 01:10:08,499
And he's never been very good at that!
745
01:10:08,541 --> 01:10:10,040
(sniggering)
746
01:10:12,125 --> 01:10:13,832
How is chippy chop?
747
01:10:19,958 --> 01:10:21,499
Shut.
748
01:10:23,083 --> 01:10:24,499
Mam?
749
01:10:25,208 --> 01:10:26,582
Maneer!
750
01:10:26,666 --> 01:10:28,332
(chuckling excitedly)
751
01:10:31,458 --> 01:10:33,749
-Flower. Flower!
-Auntie Annie. (laughing)
752
01:10:34,125 --> 01:10:35,540
(Annie grunting affectionately)
753
01:10:35,875 --> 01:10:39,207
Hello, love!
Well, come here and give us a kiss.
754
01:10:39,500 --> 01:10:41,207
I've missed you!
755
01:10:43,291 --> 01:10:44,790
You look so different.
756
01:10:44,875 --> 01:10:47,499
-What are you doing here?
-I...
757
01:10:47,541 --> 01:10:49,332
I've come to take you home.
758
01:10:50,041 --> 01:10:51,499
I'm not going!
759
01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:54,957
Sajid?
760
01:11:03,625 --> 01:11:06,790
So, this is
where he keeps the harem, then.
761
01:11:06,875 --> 01:11:08,499
Piss off, you.
762
01:11:08,541 --> 01:11:11,165
Don't worry about Sajid, Mam.
A lot's happened.
763
01:11:14,916 --> 01:11:18,624
Right! Maneer,
you were gonna show me the loo?
764
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:26,957
Uh, everything all right?
765
01:11:27,750 --> 01:11:30,290
You can make it more lighting
if you wanting.
766
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,749
(chuckles) You make me
a bloody surprise seeing you here.
767
01:11:37,708 --> 01:11:39,165
Yeah?
768
01:11:39,250 --> 01:11:42,415
Think how surprised I was
when I didn't see you after four weeks.
769
01:11:53,083 --> 01:11:56,499
I had it all worked out, what I was
going to say to you when I saw you.
770
01:11:57,166 --> 01:11:58,665
Now I'm here,
771
01:12:00,208 --> 01:12:02,999
I don't know what I'm more angry about.
772
01:12:03,958 --> 01:12:06,082
That you've been gone months,
773
01:12:06,166 --> 01:12:08,915
or that you cleaned
the bank account out.
774
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,999
I needing more money for house.
775
01:12:15,500 --> 01:12:17,415
And what was I supposed to live on?
776
01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:19,874
Scotch bleedin' mist?
777
01:12:19,958 --> 01:12:21,457
A month we said, George.
778
01:12:21,583 --> 01:12:23,499
-Ella...
-We agreed.
779
01:12:24,083 --> 01:12:28,415
I don't remember anyone talking about
you building a bastard house out here!
780
01:12:28,500 --> 01:12:30,790
I was to go write letter, but, uh...
781
01:12:30,875 --> 01:12:32,957
Did I deserve this, did I?
782
01:12:33,791 --> 01:12:36,707
All these years, doing things your way?
783
01:12:37,291 --> 01:12:39,957
Trying to make the kids understand you.
784
01:12:40,916 --> 01:12:42,415
And you do this to me?
785
01:12:42,666 --> 01:12:44,207
What?
786
01:12:44,291 --> 01:12:48,332
-I... I only...
-You made me look stupid
787
01:12:48,416 --> 01:12:50,832
-in front of everyone.
-No, Ella.
788
01:12:51,541 --> 01:12:54,249
(Ella) Oh, what's the bleedin' point?
789
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:59,832
(George) Basheera, my daughters...
When I see how things are here...
790
01:13:00,333 --> 01:13:03,374
-Ella, I having to...
-Or was it my turn, was it, George?
791
01:13:04,125 --> 01:13:06,832
To hang about,
waiting for you to come home?
792
01:13:06,916 --> 01:13:09,540
Like that poor cow out there?
793
01:13:10,291 --> 01:13:11,874
I never mean to hurt you, Ella.
794
01:13:12,750 --> 01:13:15,499
I only come to help with Sajid.
Then, uh...
795
01:13:17,291 --> 01:13:18,707
Then what?
796
01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:29,999
We'll not be here long.
797
01:13:30,083 --> 01:13:31,915
I just came for Sajid.
798
01:13:33,833 --> 01:13:36,082
-Ella...
-Just leave me, George.
799
01:13:42,500 --> 01:13:45,249
(sighing)
800
01:13:54,250 --> 01:13:56,290
(snoring fitfully)
801
01:14:00,125 --> 01:14:02,124
(grunting)
802
01:14:02,666 --> 01:14:04,165
Annie!
803
01:14:06,166 --> 01:14:07,790
(stomach rumbling)
804
01:14:08,875 --> 01:14:10,374
-Annie.
-(loud gurgling)
805
01:14:10,458 --> 01:14:11,915
Oh!
806
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:13,540
It's probably wind.
807
01:14:13,625 --> 01:14:16,874
Probably kebabs.
I need the little girls' field.
808
01:14:17,458 --> 01:14:18,874
Quick!
809
01:14:22,083 --> 01:14:24,832
(whispering) Told you the food
was going to be richer over here.
810
01:14:26,250 --> 01:14:28,124
-(stomach gurgling)
-Ow! Ooh!
811
01:14:28,208 --> 01:14:30,749
Good Jesus tonight, that was close.
812
01:14:35,208 --> 01:14:37,207
I don't think I can hold it in
any longer.
813
01:14:37,291 --> 01:14:40,040
Don't you dare shit yourself
in front of this lot.
814
01:14:44,250 --> 01:14:45,707
(nervously) Hi.
815
01:14:45,791 --> 01:14:47,624
March on. Think of Salford.
816
01:14:47,708 --> 01:14:49,415
(gurgling continues)
817
01:14:52,708 --> 01:14:55,207
(Annie groaning)
818
01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:17,374
Nearly finished, Uncle, huh?
819
01:15:17,875 --> 01:15:19,374
(George grunts equivocally)
820
01:15:20,791 --> 01:15:22,290
Maybe.
821
01:15:24,166 --> 01:15:25,582
Good work.
822
01:15:28,041 --> 01:15:32,707
Have you thought about what
you're going to do, now it is finished?
823
01:15:35,166 --> 01:15:39,540
Only, the family were wondering
if you would be staying here,
824
01:15:39,625 --> 01:15:43,415
or going back to England
with Auntie Ella and the boys.
825
01:15:47,125 --> 01:15:49,124
(quietly) Perhaps we can't go back.
826
01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:54,415
You, the boys and Auntie,
is that, Uncle?
827
01:15:58,458 --> 01:16:00,707
Maybe I should never have left.
828
01:16:07,458 --> 01:16:08,874
Uh...
829
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:24,124
Does this look like burnt copper to you?
830
01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:27,749
More like tandoori red.
831
01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:34,915
(exhales forcefully)
832
01:16:47,166 --> 01:16:49,415
(Poppa) This house was built
for everybody, you know?
833
01:16:49,500 --> 01:16:52,957
Yeah, well, I'm living in it now
and will be till I decide to leave.
834
01:16:53,333 --> 01:16:56,374
-Oh, no, me mam. Here we go. Come on.
-Leave them to it!
835
01:16:56,458 --> 01:16:58,040
(Rehana shouting)
836
01:16:59,625 --> 01:17:01,082
Mam. Come on.
837
01:17:01,166 --> 01:17:02,582
-Come on, Ella, leave it.
-No!
838
01:17:04,625 --> 01:17:06,707
England, is it, love?
Well, don't knock it,
839
01:17:06,791 --> 01:17:08,499
'cause it's kept you
for the past 30 years!
840
01:17:08,583 --> 01:17:12,249
But actually, Auntie, we have worked
very hard here, isn't it, Uncle?
841
01:17:12,333 --> 01:17:15,957
You? You haven't done a hard day's work
in your life, you bone-idle bastard.
842
01:17:16,291 --> 01:17:19,499
And don't you start, either,
'cause I'm ready for you as well.
843
01:17:28,375 --> 01:17:29,624
No, enough.
844
01:17:33,541 --> 01:17:37,207
She had a terrible life.
A hard life with no husband.
845
01:17:37,666 --> 01:17:39,332
Do you think mine was any easier,
do you?
846
01:17:39,583 --> 01:17:42,124
Watching every penny we made
being sent over here,
847
01:17:42,208 --> 01:17:45,957
to buy more bleedin' land
than none of my kids will ever see?
848
01:17:47,041 --> 01:17:49,749
Your kids have never seen
a real father, is it, love?
849
01:17:49,875 --> 01:17:51,624
Well, nor have mine.
850
01:17:51,708 --> 01:17:54,207
They won't come near my house
because of him.
851
01:17:54,291 --> 01:17:56,457
So don't you tell me
what a hard life you've had,
852
01:17:56,500 --> 01:17:59,290
'cause I've had it in spades.
And what have I got to show for it?
853
01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:04,457
-Nothing! Not even my kids!
-Shut it! Shut up, will you?
854
01:18:12,250 --> 01:18:13,832
(mooing)
855
01:18:37,500 --> 01:18:39,790
Maneer! Have you seen our Sajid?
856
01:18:41,625 --> 01:18:43,040
No!
857
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:45,415
What matter?
858
01:18:45,875 --> 01:18:48,749
It's Sajid!
He's still out in this somewhere!
859
01:18:54,250 --> 01:18:56,790
(urging cattle)
860
01:18:59,791 --> 01:19:02,999
I go looking. You stay here. Go inside!
861
01:19:04,250 --> 01:19:05,957
Find him, George!
862
01:19:11,250 --> 01:19:12,874
(shutters banging)
863
01:19:17,125 --> 01:19:18,540
Jesus.
864
01:19:25,833 --> 01:19:27,332
Not now.
865
01:19:27,416 --> 01:19:28,874
I can't do this now.
866
01:19:57,708 --> 01:19:59,165
Oh, you were...
867
01:20:01,291 --> 01:20:03,290
You were very beautiful.
868
01:20:06,166 --> 01:20:07,540
You,
869
01:20:08,166 --> 01:20:09,540
beautiful.
870
01:20:54,416 --> 01:20:55,790
Jahangir...
871
01:21:01,458 --> 01:21:04,124
I didn't know about you,
872
01:21:05,541 --> 01:21:06,957
either.
873
01:21:40,166 --> 01:21:41,540
I...
874
01:21:42,125 --> 01:21:43,915
I don't know what you're saying.
875
01:21:45,250 --> 01:21:47,207
But you sound very kind.
876
01:21:50,125 --> 01:21:51,749
You shouldn't be.
877
01:21:52,625 --> 01:21:54,999
He's been with me all these years,
878
01:21:55,083 --> 01:21:58,582
and I've never really asked him
about you and your girls.
879
01:22:00,333 --> 01:22:02,582
I don't think I wanted to know.
880
01:22:04,708 --> 01:22:06,207
I didn't care.
881
01:22:08,125 --> 01:22:09,582
Do you understand me?
882
01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:35,040
Jahangir...
883
01:23:17,416 --> 01:23:18,790
(sighs)
884
01:23:18,875 --> 01:23:20,790
-Okay?
-Yeah, yeah.
885
01:23:22,166 --> 01:23:23,540
Open your eyes.
886
01:23:23,625 --> 01:23:25,124
(blows)
887
01:23:30,375 --> 01:23:31,832
(sighs)
888
01:23:36,708 --> 01:23:40,415
I always wanting going those villages
up there in the hills.
889
01:23:42,166 --> 01:23:45,290
And villages after them,
and after them, and after them.
890
01:23:47,250 --> 01:23:49,457
No one believe I would go do this thing.
891
01:23:50,166 --> 01:23:51,999
My father laugh at me.
892
01:23:53,166 --> 01:23:54,540
And did you?
893
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,707
(chuckles) What you thinking?
894
01:23:57,291 --> 01:23:58,707
I reckon you probably did it.
895
01:23:59,958 --> 01:24:02,957
Everyone in the village stand there
and watch me go.
896
01:24:03,833 --> 01:24:06,082
I only maybe same age as you.
897
01:24:06,625 --> 01:24:08,374
Weren't you scared?
898
01:24:09,333 --> 01:24:13,124
Only when I was walking out of a village
and then walking back in.
899
01:24:16,958 --> 01:24:18,540
And one day,
900
01:24:19,541 --> 01:24:21,457
I walk out and no come back.
901
01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:26,957
No see my parents again.
902
01:24:28,500 --> 01:24:30,749
Never see my children grow up.
903
01:24:31,458 --> 01:24:33,082
No see Basheera.
904
01:24:36,333 --> 01:24:38,624
It's terrible thing I do, Sajid.
905
01:24:41,708 --> 01:24:43,790
But you found your way back, didn't you?
906
01:24:43,875 --> 01:24:46,707
That's the important thing.
You came back.
907
01:24:47,083 --> 01:24:48,457
(chuckles softly)
908
01:24:54,291 --> 01:24:55,874
Come, let's go back home.
909
01:25:03,541 --> 01:25:05,124
Here.
910
01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:18,457
Sajid.
911
01:25:31,625 --> 01:25:33,165
Who are you waving at?
912
01:25:33,250 --> 01:25:34,832
Oh, I thought I saw Pir Naseem.
913
01:25:35,166 --> 01:25:37,290
Aye up, Mam, they're coming.
914
01:25:41,833 --> 01:25:43,665
Quick, bend.
915
01:25:43,750 --> 01:25:45,165
Mam!
916
01:25:45,250 --> 01:25:47,207
He'll be more impressed with three.
917
01:25:47,916 --> 01:25:49,332
He'd better be,
918
01:25:49,416 --> 01:25:52,707
'cause I'm only going to be
turning the bleedin' tap on in England.
919
01:25:56,958 --> 01:25:58,415
All right, Sajid?
920
01:26:00,541 --> 01:26:02,249
All right, Nelly? This is our Maneer.
921
01:26:02,333 --> 01:26:03,749
All right, Maneer?
922
01:26:04,666 --> 01:26:06,915
(nervously) Yeah. Yeah, hiya.
923
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:10,207
-(stammering) I mean, salam alaikum.
-Wa alaikum salam.
924
01:26:10,916 --> 01:26:12,582
Been here long have you?
925
01:26:12,666 --> 01:26:14,707
Um, about...
926
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:17,540
Year or so, eh, Maneer?
927
01:26:17,625 --> 01:26:19,040
Yeah, year or so.
928
01:26:19,125 --> 01:26:20,874
And you're looking to get married,
I hear.
929
01:26:21,875 --> 01:26:23,457
-Am I?
-(tensely) Yes, you are.
930
01:26:24,041 --> 01:26:26,332
-Yes, I am.
-So am I.
931
01:26:27,791 --> 01:26:30,540
-Did he say...
-Is he all there,
932
01:26:30,625 --> 01:26:32,624
-or does he want it in sign language?
-Sorry.
933
01:26:32,708 --> 01:26:35,624
(stammering) Excuse me, I've got...
934
01:26:35,708 --> 01:26:39,832
Oi! I've got three pots
on me head, you know!
935
01:26:42,916 --> 01:26:45,915
-So what do you think, then?
-I love a decisive man, me.
936
01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:48,874
-Is that a yes, then?
-Not pushy or owt, are you?
937
01:26:50,125 --> 01:26:51,582
You better bring him round
to meet me mam.
938
01:26:52,375 --> 01:26:54,124
Now sod off
so I can get rid of these bleedin' pots
939
01:26:54,208 --> 01:26:55,624
before they do me neck in.
940
01:26:56,750 --> 01:26:58,290
Yes!
941
01:27:01,541 --> 01:27:03,957
Who is she? Where does she come from?
How do you know her?
942
01:27:04,125 --> 01:27:06,249
Her name's Neelam Haqq.
She's from Rochdale
943
01:27:06,333 --> 01:27:07,957
-and she works in the dentist's.
-What else?
944
01:27:08,041 --> 01:27:09,457
She's got nice teeth, ain't she?
945
01:27:09,541 --> 01:27:11,207
She's not engaged or married or owt,
is she?
946
01:27:11,291 --> 01:27:13,999
Keep your hair on.
I've arranged for everything, all right?
947
01:27:14,083 --> 01:27:16,499
We'll go and meet her mam,
who I know quite well,
948
01:27:16,583 --> 01:27:18,124
so I don't foresee any problems.
949
01:27:23,416 --> 01:27:26,457
So does she meet with your satisfaction,
or shall I tell her you don't fancy her?
950
01:27:26,541 --> 01:27:28,874
No! I like her. She looks...
951
01:27:29,083 --> 01:27:30,457
She looks like...
952
01:27:30,625 --> 01:27:32,082
I know.
953
01:27:32,166 --> 01:27:33,874
I'm great, me, aren't I?
954
01:27:41,875 --> 01:27:43,415
(door creaking)
955
01:27:48,083 --> 01:27:49,915
Well, come in, if you're coming in.
956
01:27:55,666 --> 01:27:57,249
Uh... (clears throat)
957
01:27:57,875 --> 01:28:00,540
I wanted, uh, ask you
958
01:28:01,500 --> 01:28:03,207
for help me.
959
01:28:04,666 --> 01:28:06,124
Oh, yeah?
960
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:10,124
Maneer, he tell me
he see girl in village.
961
01:28:11,500 --> 01:28:13,082
Our Sajid said.
962
01:28:13,541 --> 01:28:17,915
He ask if possible arrange engagement.
963
01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:21,999
Will you come with me?
964
01:28:22,958 --> 01:28:24,374
If you think it'll help.
965
01:28:25,500 --> 01:28:27,040
Yeah?
966
01:28:27,500 --> 01:28:29,124
(sighs)
967
01:28:31,416 --> 01:28:35,415
All years in England,
I think about Pakistan.
968
01:28:36,416 --> 01:28:37,832
Wife and the children.
969
01:28:38,541 --> 01:28:40,457
You don't have to say anything.
970
01:28:40,500 --> 01:28:41,957
No, Ella.
971
01:28:42,458 --> 01:28:44,082
All years I send money,
972
01:28:45,208 --> 01:28:46,999
I think I good man,
973
01:28:48,541 --> 01:28:50,499
look after family here.
974
01:28:51,791 --> 01:28:54,999
But I not really think about them.
You know?
975
01:28:57,083 --> 01:28:59,957
What happening. How their lives are.
976
01:29:01,875 --> 01:29:03,832
When I bring Sajid here,
977
01:29:05,166 --> 01:29:06,624
when I see them,
978
01:29:07,500 --> 01:29:10,582
it make me feel so bad inside.
979
01:29:12,750 --> 01:29:16,124
It make me feel like I wanting die.
980
01:29:18,416 --> 01:29:20,457
Is why I stay here so long.
981
01:29:21,458 --> 01:29:22,957
I ashamed myself.
982
01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:24,915
I know, George.
983
01:29:26,708 --> 01:29:28,165
(voice breaking) You good woman, Ella.
984
01:29:30,666 --> 01:29:32,207
Always looking after me,
985
01:29:32,625 --> 01:29:34,290
believing in me.
986
01:29:36,625 --> 01:29:38,957
Even when people call you name
on a street
987
01:29:39,583 --> 01:29:41,582
because you are with a Pakistani man.
988
01:29:44,083 --> 01:29:46,290
I see how they make you feel.
989
01:29:48,541 --> 01:29:50,457
But you never care.
990
01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:52,957
(stifling sobs) You take my arm
and walk with me.
991
01:29:55,750 --> 01:29:57,624
And I treat you like this.
992
01:29:59,750 --> 01:30:02,290
I sorry. I'm... I wrong.
993
01:30:04,583 --> 01:30:06,040
(crying softly)
994
01:30:09,791 --> 01:30:11,249
George.
995
01:30:12,458 --> 01:30:14,124
I love you, Ella.
996
01:30:19,625 --> 01:30:22,665
I love you, too, you daft bugger.
997
01:30:26,041 --> 01:30:27,749
(both crying softly)
998
01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:33,249
(children shouting excitedly)
999
01:30:38,458 --> 01:30:42,165
(indistinct)
1000
01:30:47,875 --> 01:30:50,457
-Salam alaikum, Ji.
-(George) Wa alaikum as-salam.
1001
01:30:55,541 --> 01:30:57,082
(breathing deeply)
1002
01:30:57,166 --> 01:31:00,082
Oh, God.
I didn't think you were gonna come.
1003
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:03,457
Hot, isn't it?
Did you find it hot when you got here?
1004
01:31:03,541 --> 01:31:06,790
I was sweating cobs, me,
when I first came. Weren't I, Mam?
1005
01:31:06,875 --> 01:31:10,165
Drenched in it, I was.
I know your Sajid were and all.
1006
01:31:10,250 --> 01:31:13,665
Oh, he's dead nice, him, isn't he?
I bet he's a handful, though.
1007
01:31:14,041 --> 01:31:16,832
Told me all he'd been up to.
God, what a little bleeder...
1008
01:31:17,291 --> 01:31:19,540
Sorry. I'm dead nervous, me.
I just run off at the mouth
1009
01:31:19,666 --> 01:31:21,457
like I'm doing now.
(chuckles nervously)
1010
01:31:22,916 --> 01:31:24,499
(hesitantly) Mrs Khan?
1011
01:31:24,833 --> 01:31:26,874
Oh, God! "Mrs Khan"!
1012
01:31:26,958 --> 01:31:28,915
I'll be Mrs Khan and all, soon!
1013
01:31:29,666 --> 01:31:31,749
Funny that, isn't it?
Mrs Khan number two.
1014
01:31:32,083 --> 01:31:33,915
Uh, three.
1015
01:31:34,500 --> 01:31:36,290
Oh, yeah? 'Cause of, um...
1016
01:31:38,375 --> 01:31:39,749
Thingmebob.
1017
01:31:47,666 --> 01:31:49,124
Very good.
1018
01:32:21,041 --> 01:32:25,665
(all cheering)
1019
01:32:47,750 --> 01:32:49,207
(indistinct)
1020
01:32:49,291 --> 01:32:52,040
(all cheering)
1021
01:32:53,708 --> 01:32:55,124
(indistinct)
1022
01:34:38,500 --> 01:34:40,457
(sighing)
1023
01:35:51,791 --> 01:35:53,457
(both bidding farewell)
1024
01:35:59,583 --> 01:36:02,582
(Basheera chattering indistinctly)
1025
01:36:15,583 --> 01:36:17,082
Thank you very much.
1026
01:36:39,916 --> 01:36:41,832
Write to me, knobhead.
1027
01:36:46,333 --> 01:36:47,790
Sajid.
1028
01:36:48,458 --> 01:36:49,915
Who holds Zam-Zammah...
1029
01:36:52,750 --> 01:36:54,415
Holds the Punjab.
1030
01:37:02,375 --> 01:37:05,415
(Annie exclaiming in farewell)
1031
01:37:47,833 --> 01:37:49,332
You all right, Eunice?
1032
01:37:49,458 --> 01:37:50,915
Ah, ta.
1033
01:37:51,000 --> 01:37:54,082
Eh, my lot can't get enough
of your kebabs, Annie.
1034
01:37:54,375 --> 01:37:56,165
Well, it's an old family recipe.
1035
01:37:58,375 --> 01:37:59,624
Isn't it, George?
1036
01:37:59,708 --> 01:38:01,124
Uh-huh.
1037
01:38:02,583 --> 01:38:04,040
Want a cup of tea?
1038
01:38:05,291 --> 01:38:06,707
I'll have a half a cup.
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