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Well, that was some county fair.
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And they really went all out
with the musical entertainment.
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I mean, The Beach
Girls were fabulous.
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I've never seen The Beach Boys but
I cannot imagine they are any better.
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The only thing worse than
listening to those Beach Whales
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was watching Steven throw up after
spending all day in the beer garden.
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I had a good reason
to throw up. I was drunk.
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Oh, I wish I could say I've been
drunk the whole time I went out with you.
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Oh, yeah, it's a good thing
you're not a drinker.
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You'd have a hard time operating
that heavy machinery. Your mouth!
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Well, I had a great time.
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I have an invisible dog on
a leash, a goldfish in the bag
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and a giant stuffed panda.
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Of course,
I got some stupid stuff, too.
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You know, Fez,
you should be thanking Randy.
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You were so amazing
winning all that stuff.
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With your hair flowing
and your muscles rippling.
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You were like a Greek god
of knocking things over.
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All hail Ballus Knockoverus!
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I'm still drunk.
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So how did you get so good
at popping balloons with darts?
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Well, when my parents divorced,
I found comfort in a community
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of non-judgmental
carnival workers.
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I taught them to read,
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and in exchange they taught me
how to play their games of chance.
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- Really?
- Nah, I got a dartboard.
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Well, you won every
game in the place.
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Donna, it must be nice
to finally have a boyfriend
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who can swing that sledgehammer
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and get that little black
thing past, "Seriously, hit it."
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Now, you shush. Eric
always did very well at the fair.
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Every time he went to that one booth,
he walked away with a stuffed animal.
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That was the gift shop.
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Well, Mrs.
Forman, you won a prize, too.
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I can't believe you let
that guy guess your weight.
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And I can't believe that the
woman who almost married my son
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has already moved on to the next customer
because she's as loose as an old gym sock.
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Horrus Maximus!
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And that weight-guesser never had
a chance once I took off my shoes,
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my belt, my engagement ring,
spit out my gum
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and took all
the Kleenex out of my pockets.
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Oh, Fez, honey, you
never gave me back my ring.
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Oh, yeah.
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Wow, so sparkly.
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And lost forever.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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It's gone!
My engagement ring is gone!
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You! You lost it!
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We let you into our country,
we give you minimum-wage jobs,
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we teach you how to use a knife and
a fork and this is how you thank us?
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Kitty, I hate to see you so upset
when there is such an easy solution.
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Let's just get you home,
I'll make you a martini,
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then when you calm down,
I'll make you a margarita.
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Wait, what about us?
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Oh, you're going to stay here
and look for the ring.
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And if it rains, just do
like the Indians did. Die.
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Okay. Well, the ring must
have rolled down the hill,
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which means that it's been
probably eaten by a squirrel.
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We need to find this squirrel,
feed it laxatives,
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and wait for the show to begin.
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God, we're stuck out here?
That's a bummer.
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I've been waiting to get you home
ever since you threw that ping-pong ball
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into the floating teacup.
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Maybe we can sneak off. You know,
the woods can be pretty romantic.
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That is, unless you
run into a serial killer.
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Or a witch who lives
in a house made of candy.
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Hey, you guys, you know, I was thinking
that maybe we'd find the ring faster
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if we split up into teams.
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Say, Donna, that's a great idea! But
who, may I ask, would go with whom?
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I get Donna.
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Well, that way, if we run into
a bear, I could just climb you.
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No, I was thinking I would go with
Randy and you would go with Hyde.
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No, no, no, I'm not
teaming up with Steven.
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That would be like Cher teaming
up with a really smelly drunk.
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Whoa! Did you guys hear that?
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The wild call of the
brown-haired pygmy bitch.
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- I didn't hear anything.
- There it is again!
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Hey,
this is what it's all about.
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The outdoors, just us
guys talking man-to-man.
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You know, Jackie is so annoying. I
didn't realize when we were going out.
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Sometimes you got to marry a
stripper to get things into perspective.
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Anyway, this is good.
The outdoors, just us guys,
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talking man-to-man.
It's what it's all about.
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Yeah, hey,
can I team up with Donna?
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What?
No, it's all about the guys!
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Ah, man, I can't get
between you and Donna,
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'cause love, that's what
it's all about. And jugs.
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Especially jugs.
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Then love. But mostly jugs.
You know what I mean, man?
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Silence.
That's what it's all about.
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Oh, this is just awful.
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- Fine. I'll add more gin.
- No.
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Red, the ring. And you
know, this is all your fault.
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If you hadn't driven like
a madman over a pothole,
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I wouldn't be drinking to calm
my nerves, I would just be drinking.
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Hey, I am not the one who gave his
engagement ring to the foreign kid.
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You're lucky he is not
wearing it through his nose!
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Oh, this is just
the worst thing ever.
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- Kitty, it's just a ring!
- I am talking about the drink!
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Hey, there. I was just putting out the trash
and heard you two having a little spat,
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so I figured you'd probably
want me to come and take a side.
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Okay, well, my engagement ring is
lost and Red doesn't even give a damn.
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And I don't understand it
because even if he doesn't care
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about the sentimental value,
it still cost $1,000.
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1,000 bucks? So you finally
replaced the old cheap one, huh?
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- What?
- Bob...
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Oh, jeez.
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You blew it now, Red.
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The old cheap one?
What is he talking about, Red?
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Kitty, I love you.
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How much did my
ring really cost?
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Right around $1,000.
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How much exactly?
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$65.
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$65? My hairdo
costs more than that!
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It does? Where
the hell are you getting...
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Which is beside the point,
because you look lovely!
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And you know what
else looks lovely?
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The view from the couch.
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Which is where your cheap,
lying butt will be sleeping tonight.
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She's right about that couch. Got
a great view of the TV from there.
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Steven is such a jerk. You know, I
can't believe I almost married a guy
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who can belch the alphabet
all the way to "W."
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You know,
he never finishes anything.
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Well, Randy is perfect.
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That lady at the fair
who did the caricatures?
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She refused to draw him
'cause she couldn't find a flaw.
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Oh, please.
That lady had no talent.
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Did you see how big
she drew my mouth?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Any luck finding that ring?
- No.
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But we did find a broken
high heel, some old stockings,
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and an empty pack of Marlboros.
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Yeah. So it looks like Steven's
mom has been here, too.
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You don't know my mom.
She smokes Luckys.
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Well, maybe it's time we shake
up the search parties a little bit.
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Tell you what, I'll flip a coin. Heads
me and Donna, tails me and Jackie.
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It's heads, Donna, come on.
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Wait, no, no! I can't go with
Steven. He's a disgusting pig.
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Yeah. She's a stuck-up princess
who only cares about looks and money.
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Oh, don't try to sweet-talk me.
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Okay, look, we're not going
to find this stupid ring anyway,
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so let's just get out of here.
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Where's Fez?
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Well, Goldie,
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it seems that we're lost
in a dark, cold, lonely cave.
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You look scared, too.
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Your eyes are
bugging out of your head.
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But I'm glad you're here.
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'Cause at least I can have
a conversation with a fish.
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Otherwise I'd be losing my mind.
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Fez?
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- Where is he?
- Oh, don't worry.
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He survived his trip over here in a
banana crate, he'll be fine in the woods.
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Actually, I'm kind
of worried about him.
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It's dark, it's cold, there's
no pornography anywhere.
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What was that?
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That was a wild Canadian boar.
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They feed on likeable girls.
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You're safe.
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You know, being out here like
this, without any TV or magazines,
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you know, makes me realize how
people 500 years ago must have felt.
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Incredibly bored.
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By the way, Donna, if you're
ever lost in the outdoors,
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just find the North Star.
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Its gentle twinkling will
comfort you as you slowly die.
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Oh. Ew!
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What, now we have to cross
a disgusting river?
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Jackie, it's just a creek.
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Okay, fine. Why don't
you take your shoe off,
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we'll all get in and
row ourselves across.
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- Allow me, milady.
- Thank you.
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Wait, how am I
supposed to get across?
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Come across like you
always do. Real bitchy.
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Oh. Okay, you know what?
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Even when we were dating, you
never did the gentlemanly thing.
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All right, fine,
give me your hand.
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No, I am not touching that hand.
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You have been burping
in that hand all day.
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Come on, you've touched
grosser things than this.
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You went out with
Kelso for four years.
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Oh.
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Okay, you know what,
I'll just get myself across.
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Well, that couldn't have
worked out any better.
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Well, Goldie, if my internal
clock is correct,
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we've been here either
an hour, or a month.
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Man, I'm terribly thirsty.
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Hope you don't mind, I'm going
to drink a little bit of your water.
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You peed in there.
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Well, I made Bob
go and get the kids.
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Maybe they'll find the ring, maybe
not, either way, I got rid of Bob.
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I can't believe you lied to me
about that ring.
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Listen, Kitty.
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When I got back from Korea,
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I wanted to buy you the
nicest engagement ring ever.
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But I wasn't making much money.
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And when I realized how long I
would have to save to get that ring,
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I just knew I couldn't wait that
long to ask you to marry me.
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Well, that's true.
I had other offers.
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Jimmy Callahan used to call me
"sweet knees" and he was absolutely right.
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So, I bought the best that I could
afford and I was going to tell you
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that we'd get a better ring
when we had the money.
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But then it all went wrong.
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You loved the ring, you said it must've
cost $1,000 and you were so excited.
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I just couldn't let you down.
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Red.
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But I'll tell you what.
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If the kids don't find the old
one, I'll get you another ring.
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The kind that you deserve for
putting up with me all these years.
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Well, I don't want
you to sell the house.
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Hey, Donna, you know when you see
a flock of ducks flying in a "V" formation,
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one side looks longer than
the other, you know why that is?
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- No?
- More ducks.
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Hey, we lost Jackie and Hyde.
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Finally we're alone.
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Donna!
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- That was magical.
- Yeah. I hope I didn't get pregnant.
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Donna!
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Hey, you guys missed it!
Jackie just fell in the creek.
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Will you shut up?
I can get pneumonia and die.
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This keeps getting funnier.
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All right, we still need to find Fez,
so why don't the girls stay here,
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Hyde and I go look for him?
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I have a better idea.
Let's get some meatball subs
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and go to a strip club.
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Come on,
buddy, let's go find Fez.
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Maybe Fez has a meatball sub!
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00:16:28,079 --> 00:16:32,877
Okay, I have been holding this in for,
like, three hours and I can't do it anymore.
237
00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:39,090
Yeah, I know. You like Randy, you're
jealous of my hair. Blah, blah, blah.
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00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:44,013
No, I drank too much, and now I
have to, like, go, so be my lookout.
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00:16:44,054 --> 00:16:48,183
You know, if this were a mall,
you'd be in a bathroom right now.
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Of course,
you wouldn't be in a mall,
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'cause you might accidentally
put on some new clothes.
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00:16:53,814 --> 00:16:58,235
Hey, man, this looks familiar. I
think we just made a complete circle.
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- Whoa!
- Oh, my God!
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No, I'd remember this!
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I win again!
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I know you're just a fish,
but come on, at least try!
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Fez, is that you?
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Goldie, you can use pronouns?
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No, Fez, it's me, Bob.
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Bob! You found us! Hallelujah!
251
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:39,735
Yep, just followed the trail
of candy corn you left.
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00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:47,826
What? I didn't leave a...
Oh, damn it! There was a hole.
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All that candy corn wasted.
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00:17:50,328 --> 00:17:51,914
No, I ate them.
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00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:56,126
Bob, they were on the ground!
256
00:17:57,086 --> 00:17:58,503
Well,
I would have done the same.
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00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:08,555
Donna, you don't have to be
embarrassed, man. It's over.
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Nobody cares.
259
00:18:10,432 --> 00:18:14,436
In fact, hey, let's all sing a little
campfire song, all right? I'll start.
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♪ Tinkle, tinkle, little star
Donna wees behind a bush ♪
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I just couldn't hold it anymore.
262
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:31,244
Why did I get the 48-ounce
commemorative cup?
263
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Why didn't I go in the
48-ounce commemorative cup?
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I'm not sure that relieving
yourself in a cup
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would've made this
any less humiliating.
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00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,924
You know, this...
This is why I hate the woods.
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Everything's a bathroom.
God, it's just like Delaware.
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00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,932
Oh, that reminds me of an
old Delawarean folk song.
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♪ Donna squatted in a bush
Pee-pee, doo-doo
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00:18:56,895 --> 00:18:59,648
♪ Donna squatted in a bush
Pee-pee all day long
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♪ Oh, when the saints
♪ Oh, when the saints
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♪ Go marching in
♪ Go marching in
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00:19:10,408 --> 00:19:14,412
♪ Oh, when
the saints go marching in
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Dad?
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00:19:15,873 --> 00:19:20,210
♪ Oh, Lord,
I want to be in that number
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00:19:20,251 --> 00:19:24,339
♪ When
the saints go marching in
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♪ Oh, when the saints... ♪
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My dad and Fez are skipping
through the woods.
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And I peed on a bush.
280
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,810
I really
should've gone to college.
281
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,985
Come on, Jackie, I'll
help you across the creek.
282
00:19:45,027 --> 00:19:48,238
- Would you just
leave me alone?
- Want to fall in again?
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Fine.
284
00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:01,251
Steven!
285
00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:06,256
Man, I hope I remember this
in the morning.
286
00:20:10,427 --> 00:20:13,304
Yeah, it's too bad the
kids never found your ring.
287
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,724
But on the up side...
Pork Doodles!
288
00:20:21,396 --> 00:20:25,692
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh, it's my ring!
289
00:20:25,734 --> 00:20:28,278
It was in
the car the whole time!
290
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:34,451
That's great. It's like I always
say, sometimes you find things.
291
00:20:36,578 --> 00:20:39,289
- Kitty!
- Red!
292
00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:42,626
I just ordered you a new ring.
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00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:45,462
The diamond is almost a karat,
the band is white gold,
294
00:20:45,503 --> 00:20:47,631
the jeweler said
it was the nicest one he had.
295
00:20:47,672 --> 00:20:48,757
Oh.
296
00:20:51,135 --> 00:20:54,471
Well, that sounds beautiful.
297
00:20:54,512 --> 00:20:57,766
I know it won't have all the
sentimental value of the old one, but...
298
00:20:57,808 --> 00:21:00,144
...but that ring
is gone forever.
299
00:21:07,525 --> 00:21:11,404
Goldie, it's not right to keep
you in a tiny bag like this.
300
00:21:11,446 --> 00:21:14,574
A goldfish belongs in the wild.
301
00:21:14,616 --> 00:21:17,619
It's never easy to say
goodbye. Especially to a fish.
302
00:21:18,870 --> 00:21:21,706
'Cause I'm not sure
where your ears are.
303
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,333
Here you go.
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00:21:25,961 --> 00:21:27,754
Swim, Goldie! Swim!
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00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,345
Fly, Goldie! Fly!
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