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Oh, no, don't get up,
I'm just right here anyway.
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I'll help you, Mrs. Forman.
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Oh, no,
don't you worry, Samantha.
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It's just a little unbalanced because our
appropriate-sized clothes are on one side
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and your little teeny tiny
stripper clothes are on the other.
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I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm so grumpy.
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I got a manicure yesterday and
Red still hasn't said a darn word.
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You know, if you really
want him to notice you,
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you should get drunk and
do some donuts on his lawn.
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Mrs. Forman,
you should change your hair.
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When I went blond,
Eric went nuts.
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And then Fez went nuts and
then I started wearing a lot of hats.
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No, I can't change my hair.
Red loves it. It's my trademark.
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It'd be like telling
Fonzie not to say, "Hey!"
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Mrs. Forman, a great
way to get a man's attention
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is to show him
how smart you are.
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But a faster way is to
take your clothes off.
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- I can help you
work on some moves.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Oh,
no, I don't need to see that.
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It'd be like
watching my mom strip.
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Which, unfortunately, I saw
at Take Your Son to Work Day.
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No, you know what,
I'll just, um...
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I'll just spray on some of
my special occasion perfume.
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It's very expensive, but you put a little
water in there, you can really make it last.
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Hey, Sam.
Can I ask you something?
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Um, I wanted to send Eric some,
you know, like, sexy pictures.
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Sure,
I have some 8x10s in my car.
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Of me.
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Anyway, um,
would you mind taking them?
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I'd love to! I have a great pair
of thigh-high boots you can use.
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Oh, I don't think
we're the same size.
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Oh, you're not gonna wear
them, silly. You're gonna lick them!
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Oh, hi, Jackie.
"Hang in there, baby."
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And the kitten is hanging.
Funny.
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So, what the hell are you
doing in my apartment?
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Oh, well, since Michael moved to
Chicago, he let me have his room.
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We're gonna be roommates!
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Roommates? Hot diggity!
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Think of the wacky adventures
we will have.
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♪ We're gonna
take the plunge now
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♪ We're gonna
dive right in now
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♪ We're gonna have it all
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♪ We don't believe in maybe
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♪ "Can't" is
a word we'll never know
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♪ Sometimes we'll
have our struggles
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♪ But, oh, baby, oh
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♪ We're gonna
take our chance now
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♪ Fly by
the seat of our pants now
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♪ When we're divided, we fall
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♪ And we're
really gonna have it all
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♪ And we're really
gonna have it all ♪
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Fez, that is the dumbest thing
I've ever heard. Catchy tune, though.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Okay, Jackie, I'm off to work.
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Wait, but we're roomies!
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What am I supposed to do
while you are gone?
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Listen, when I get home, it's you
and me, we'll do whatever you want.
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Oh! The Wizard of Oz is on TV tonight!
We can watch it and make fun of Kansas!
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It's a date! I love
those little munchkins.
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I wish I could represent
the Lollipop Guild.
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Boy, there'd be some changes!
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I can't believe I let you
take naked pictures of me.
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I don't really get that one with
the G.I. Joe between your boobs,
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but, hey,
you know Eric better than me!
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Hi, sweetie. Oh, a letter for
Eric. Want me to mail it for you?
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No, no, no, I got it.
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But I love going
to the post office!
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I have these funny things I say
when the line is moving slow, like,
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"Hey, where did I
park my dinosaur?"
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Um, okay. But you know it's
illegal to tamper with mail, right?
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Yeah, but it's not illegal to
complain about a slow-moving line!
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Hey, can we speed it up?
My pet snail is getting away!
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That's good stuff, Dad.
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Have a brownie, Red.
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Something smells terrific.
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You noticed.
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Sure did!
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You put peanut
butter in the brownies!
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Samantha!
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Okay, stripping is all about
the art of seduction.
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So the first thing you wanna do is set
the mood. Like with music, or candles.
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Oh, oh. All I have are those trick
candles, the ones you can't blow out.
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They make Red furious,
it's very funny.
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I always start my routine
by slowly removing my gloves.
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I have gloves!
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Feel sexy already!
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You know what?
Let's skip ahead.
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Look your husband in the eye
and go step, dip, hair, flip.
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You try it!
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Okay. Step, dip, hair, flip.
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That's great.
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For our next lesson, I'll teach
you how to pick up money
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using everything but your hands.
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Hey, Kitty! Taking Donna's letter
for Eric over to the post office.
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- Got anything to eat? I mean mail.
- Oh, you know what?
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Why don't you leave this with
me? I have to add some things.
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Like today's Marmaduke,
it's a stitch!
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Okay.
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Have a brownie, Bob.
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- That's what I
was waiting for!
- Mmm-hmm.
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Oh, Marmaduke,
when will you ever learn?
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Donna?
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Oh, my!
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G.I. Joe?
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Mrs. Forman,
the washer is acting up again!
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Um, okay, okay! Coming!
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Where's those damn car keys?
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Good Lord!
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Steven,
you could have fixed that!
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Well, I'm off to work. So if
you need me, I'll be at the Hub.
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Oh, no!
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Oh, no!
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Oh, please, no!
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All right, Kitty, Kitty, don't
panic. You know what to do.
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Holy crap, it's Caroline!
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Who is Caroline?
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She went out with Fez.
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But he broke up with her
'cause she's crazy.
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Which is ironic,
because that's probably why
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she went out with
him in the first place.
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Guys, I can't let her see me.
Hide me.
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Where should we hide you, Fez?
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Fez!
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- Well played,
you son of a bitch.
- Hi!
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Hi! Caroline, you look good.
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Not quite so nuts.
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Yeah, I'm doing much better
thanks to my therapist.
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And my meds.
And some good old-fashioned...
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Electricity.
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But there is one thing about
me that hasn't changed.
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Is it that you can still spin
your head all the way around?
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No!
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It's that I still have a thirst for hot
chocolate, you know what I mean.
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I do. I still have a thirst for
crazy, medicated white women.
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So, uh, maybe I
could come over tonight?
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I mean, if there are no other women in
your life, 'cause I couldn't handle that.
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No, the only other women
in Fez's life are in his head.
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But you must know about that.
You got a cast of thousands up there.
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Shut up!
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So, you just invited me over for
some brownies in the middle of the day?
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Yes.
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Oh, and I opened your mail and I saw your
nudie pictures. Would you like some milk?
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What?
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Oh, my God!
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Your father gave me the letter, I
just wanted to add some things.
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Well, did you mail the pictures?
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No, but I will as
soon as I find them.
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What?
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Well, don't worry,
I'm sure nobody else saw them.
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Hey, Kitty, have you seen
the car keys? Oh, Donna.
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Oh, my God, you, too?
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I was looking for
the damn car keys!
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This drawer is for car keys
and magnets, that's it.
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Well, where are they now?
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Whoa!
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Holy hell!
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I know, man.
Where's Marmaduke?
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Hey.
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Hey, Donna.
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What is so funny?
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Guess I'm just a happy guy.
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Hey, it's the naked lady
from the newspaper!
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Okay, here it comes.
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Uh, I have just
one question for you.
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Does my wife know
you were licking her boots?
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00:13:01,831 --> 00:13:03,518
Donna, I'm writing a letter
to the newspaper
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about your photo essay.
Here's what I have so far.
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Yes!
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Okay, just tell me
where the pictures are.
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Hey, not to worry. I hid
them in a Barry White album.
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Great. Where's that?
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You'll have to ask
the guy who bought it. Duh.
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Knock, knock. Who's there?
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Fez! And Barry White.
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Hey, Fez. It is
almost Wizard of Oz time.
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And I did my hair like Dorothy, but
since there are no foreigners in Oz,
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I created a new
character for you.
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The butler.
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Oh. Bad news, racist Dorothy.
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Something has come up.
Some unexpected doing it.
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You remember Caroline?
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What, with the crazy nut-job who said
she was gonna scratch my eyes out?
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Yes. Sweet girl.
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Look, she is coming over tonight and
she gets very jealous of other women
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so you're gonna have to leave.
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Where am I supposed to go?
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I don't know, just click your heels
three times and get the hell out.
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Fez, I am not gonna leave
my own apartment.
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Okay. You know, you're right.
I'm being unreasonable.
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Just go into your room and
don't come out until morning.
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And eat quiet foods only. Yogurt,
marshmallows, maybe cotton candy.
200
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But save me some,
because I just love it.
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I can't believe this, I mean, we made
a plan to watch The Wizard of Oz.
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Yes, and then I was offered sex,
so, ding dong, the plan is dead!
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Oh, crap,
did we blow a fuse again?
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Kitty? What are you doing?
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Making your day, sailor.
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And step, dip, hair, flip.
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Kitty, watch the candles! Oh,
my God. Your hair is on fire!
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What? Am I out?
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Wow. This is really nice.
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Oh, it's been so long since
I've sat and talked to a man
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and been able to
move my own arms freely.
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Whose mascara is that? Fez,
is there another woman here?
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What?
No, no! It's... It's mine.
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Yeah, lashes like this
don't come naturally, baby.
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Um, why don't you go to the kitchen
and, um, open us a bottle of wine?
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Well, my doctor says I'm not
supposed to drink while I take my meds,
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but what he doesn't know
is I didn't take my meds.
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What are you doing?
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Well,
I have to go to the bathroom.
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Well, you should have thought of
that before I locked you in your room!
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Fez, where is the corkscrew?
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Um,
it's under the sink, my dear!
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Look, you are supposed to stay in
your room! I even gave you quiet foods!
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Yeah, okay, the yogurt you
gave me expired two months ago
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and it's smells
like vomit and peach.
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Honey?
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Yes, baby?
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I can't find...
Where did you get that yogurt?
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Oh, I keep yogurt all over
my apartment. I love it.
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See?
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Yum. That's the stuff.
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So, did you find that
corkscrew, honey pie?
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Not yet.
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Fez, I'm not like you. I don't know
how to entertain myself in the dark.
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Oh, here it is!
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I want to watch
The Wizard of Oz!
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Okay, a scarecrow gets a
brain, a lion gets some courage
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and the robot gets a heart.
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00:17:25,095 --> 00:17:30,100
You know, when I was in the kitchen, I
wanted to carve our initials into my arm.
240
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:36,273
But that's what the old
crazy me would have done.
241
00:17:36,314 --> 00:17:38,943
So I carved them
into your countertop instead.
242
00:17:40,986 --> 00:17:43,113
Well, look who's all better.
243
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:50,955
Please, Leo, you have to
remember who you sold that record to.
244
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,334
Think.
Who have you seen today?
245
00:17:59,463 --> 00:18:02,549
Well, I remember a guy with
scraggly hair and a beard.
246
00:18:03,508 --> 00:18:05,552
And he was brushing his teeth.
247
00:18:06,929 --> 00:18:10,099
That was you in a mirror.
248
00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:15,687
And then there's this other guy with
big lips and another guy with long hair.
249
00:18:17,106 --> 00:18:19,691
And another guy
with a thumbtack in his head.
250
00:18:21,151 --> 00:18:23,612
That would be
the Aerosmith poster.
251
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:29,576
You know, I have been trapped
in this vortex before.
252
00:18:31,787 --> 00:18:33,998
There is a way we
can jog his memory.
253
00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:39,920
It was Fez, man!
254
00:18:48,219 --> 00:18:49,596
Okay, Red.
255
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:56,103
You're not gonna be happy.
256
00:18:56,145 --> 00:18:59,773
My stylist said there wasn't enough
left up there to salvage my old hairdo,
257
00:18:59,815 --> 00:19:02,192
so, I'm sorry, but...
258
00:19:07,531 --> 00:19:12,619
Wow! Look at you!
259
00:19:13,871 --> 00:19:15,455
Do you like it?
260
00:19:15,497 --> 00:19:17,207
Hubba hubba!
261
00:19:19,584 --> 00:19:24,255
Really? I've been trying so
hard to get you to notice me
262
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:28,385
and all I had to do
was set my hair on fire.
263
00:19:28,426 --> 00:19:31,346
How would you like to go upstairs
and let me see it in the dark?
264
00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:36,226
Or we could leave the lights on.
265
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:44,735
Well, that was a nice appetizer,
266
00:19:44,776 --> 00:19:48,488
but I believe the main course
will be served in the bedroom.
267
00:19:48,530 --> 00:19:51,324
Yes.
I am going to brush my teeth.
268
00:19:51,366 --> 00:19:53,451
- Yogurt breath.
- Oh.
269
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:56,246
Why don't you go in
and put on some Barry White?
270
00:20:01,168 --> 00:20:03,087
Where are they, you pervert?
271
00:20:03,128 --> 00:20:04,337
Donna, you have to leave!
272
00:20:04,379 --> 00:20:05,940
I'm not going anywhere
without my pictures!
273
00:20:05,964 --> 00:20:07,632
Shh! What pictures?
274
00:20:09,634 --> 00:20:13,304
The naked ones of me, the ones in
the Barry White record you bought.
275
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:15,974
Ah, crap.
276
00:20:20,145 --> 00:20:22,272
What the hell are these?
277
00:20:22,313 --> 00:20:23,982
And what is she doing here?
278
00:20:24,024 --> 00:20:26,193
Will you give me those?
279
00:20:26,235 --> 00:20:28,153
Fez, I thought you
said you lived alone!
280
00:20:28,195 --> 00:20:30,114
I do!
She's just visiting! I swear!
281
00:20:30,155 --> 00:20:32,741
There's no one
else that lives here.
282
00:20:32,783 --> 00:20:35,953
Screw this! You know what? I'm
not gonna sit locked up in my room
283
00:20:35,994 --> 00:20:38,496
with stale marshmallows.
I live here, too!
284
00:20:40,290 --> 00:20:42,626
Well,
that's incredibly bad timing.
285
00:20:43,585 --> 00:20:45,170
Two women?
286
00:20:45,212 --> 00:20:48,548
Okay. Caroline, I have
to be honest with you.
287
00:20:48,590 --> 00:20:51,051
Juanita and Maria
Jose are my maids.
288
00:20:53,511 --> 00:20:56,681
Well, then! They can
clean up all of your blood!
289
00:21:07,358 --> 00:21:09,360
Okay, here's how
you make fruit salad.
290
00:21:10,862 --> 00:21:13,698
First,
let me squeeze those melons.
291
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:16,326
Oh,
aren't they nice and firm?
292
00:21:16,952 --> 00:21:19,329
Yes. Now grab my banana.
293
00:21:22,124 --> 00:21:24,001
Oh, it's huge!
294
00:21:25,627 --> 00:21:28,338
All right, you perverts,
stop it right now.
295
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,716
Another fruit salad?
296
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:34,261
Why can't they
ever be having sex?
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