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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,215 --> 00:00:40,436 This is a story of a couple madly in love. 2 00:00:40,523 --> 00:00:44,266 So mad, they drove each other crazy. 3 00:00:44,353 --> 00:00:45,746 Oh, fuck you, Travis Maddox. 4 00:00:45,833 --> 00:00:46,834 Fuck you! 5 00:00:48,270 --> 00:00:49,489 You know, for someone 6 00:00:49,576 --> 00:00:50,664 who claims they're not a toxic male, 7 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:51,752 you don't do a very good job. 8 00:00:51,839 --> 00:00:52,927 Awww, wahh! 9 00:00:53,014 --> 00:00:55,016 Another 10 point loss for Travis 10 00:00:55,103 --> 00:00:57,279 and Abby's stupid married contest. 11 00:00:57,366 --> 00:00:58,672 Aw, don't worry. 12 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:00,587 You lost that contest a very long time ago. 13 00:01:00,674 --> 00:01:01,936 Oh, really? 14 00:01:02,067 --> 00:01:03,503 Did you give yourself a 10 point reduction 15 00:01:03,590 --> 00:01:05,940 when you ran with your titties out on a public beach? 16 00:01:06,027 --> 00:01:07,855 Or, or how about this morning? 17 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:09,161 Was your boyfriend surprised 18 00:01:09,248 --> 00:01:11,032 to see the carpets match the drapes? 19 00:01:15,384 --> 00:01:17,125 You're gonna let Mother Theresa push you 20 00:01:17,212 --> 00:01:18,474 around like that? 21 00:01:18,561 --> 00:01:21,042 Por favor, let's start from the beginning. 22 00:01:21,912 --> 00:01:23,653 Tell me how you fell in love. 23 00:01:25,307 --> 00:01:28,223 Well, it all started at the circle. 24 00:01:29,572 --> 00:01:30,791 It's this underground fight club. 25 00:01:30,878 --> 00:01:32,358 I'm a pretty big deal at. 26 00:01:32,445 --> 00:01:34,621 Oh, the ego on you. 27 00:01:36,101 --> 00:01:37,189 From the moment I saw her, 28 00:01:37,276 --> 00:01:39,234 I couldn't take my eyes off of her, 29 00:01:39,321 --> 00:01:42,324 which was a mistake because I was fighting somebody. 30 00:01:42,411 --> 00:01:44,196 Then I caught her Insta-stalking me, 31 00:01:44,283 --> 00:01:47,068 which was creepy, if she wasn't so adorable. 32 00:01:47,155 --> 00:01:49,723 I was not Insta-stalking. 33 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,420 Okay, maybe I was. 34 00:01:51,507 --> 00:01:53,466 But he was all I could think about. 35 00:01:54,467 --> 00:01:56,033 Then we went on this really romantic date 36 00:01:56,121 --> 00:01:59,080 and I knew she was the one. 37 00:01:59,167 --> 00:02:02,214 Yeah, but I thought he was a total player. 38 00:02:02,301 --> 00:02:05,217 He had a drawer full of sex toys and condoms. 39 00:02:05,304 --> 00:02:06,783 So I made a bet with her. 40 00:02:06,870 --> 00:02:09,830 And if I won, she'd have to be my roommate for a month. 41 00:02:09,917 --> 00:02:10,657 Platonically. 42 00:02:10,744 --> 00:02:11,875 Wall of China. 43 00:02:11,962 --> 00:02:13,529 I lost the bet. 44 00:02:13,616 --> 00:02:16,358 And yeah, he was charming, but crazy. 45 00:02:16,445 --> 00:02:18,360 And I didn't wanna date crazy. 46 00:02:18,447 --> 00:02:21,711 I wanted a nice, normal guy like Parker Hayes. 47 00:02:22,799 --> 00:02:23,713 Oh God. 48 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,019 Who he terrorized. 49 00:02:25,106 --> 00:02:26,063 Why are you bringing that up? 50 00:02:26,151 --> 00:02:27,021 Because that's what happened. 51 00:02:27,108 --> 00:02:28,718 Okay, Miss Honesty, 52 00:02:28,805 --> 00:02:30,720 Why don't we talk about your morning flogging of the Bishop? 53 00:02:30,807 --> 00:02:32,200 Bishop Gomez? 54 00:02:32,287 --> 00:02:33,201 No, it's a euphemism. 55 00:02:33,288 --> 00:02:34,507 She was giving me a hand job. 56 00:02:34,594 --> 00:02:35,725 This is not a confession. 57 00:02:35,812 --> 00:02:38,250 - He's a priest - And you're an asshole! 58 00:02:38,337 --> 00:02:40,730 Anyhow, against my better judgment, 59 00:02:40,817 --> 00:02:42,297 I fell madly in love with him. 60 00:02:42,384 --> 00:02:45,257 He even took me home to meet his brothers. 61 00:02:45,344 --> 00:02:47,259 And just as everything was going great, I get abducted 62 00:02:47,346 --> 00:02:49,174 by this Vegas gangster Benny, 63 00:02:49,261 --> 00:02:51,437 because I happened to be very good at poker. 64 00:02:51,524 --> 00:02:52,438 And then I saved her. 65 00:02:52,525 --> 00:02:54,440 And then I saved him. 66 00:02:56,181 --> 00:02:57,834 And then we found her stolen money. 67 00:02:57,921 --> 00:03:01,577 Ran away from the bad guys and lived happily ever after. 68 00:03:01,664 --> 00:03:03,927 Except we're not happily, I mean happy. 69 00:03:04,014 --> 00:03:05,190 Which is why we're here. 70 00:03:06,495 --> 00:03:10,804 Okay, why don't we start at Happily Ever After? 71 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,762 Was that your wedding night? 72 00:03:12,849 --> 00:03:14,111 Ehh. 73 00:03:14,199 --> 00:03:15,417 That's a little unclear. 74 00:03:15,504 --> 00:03:16,462 Yeah. 75 00:03:16,549 --> 00:03:17,767 We were fucked up. 76 00:03:17,854 --> 00:03:19,595 Okay, how about we start six days ago. 77 00:03:19,682 --> 00:03:20,466 When we woke up. 78 00:03:21,728 --> 00:03:22,816 That might be helpful. 79 00:03:39,049 --> 00:03:41,487 ♪ What can I do 80 00:03:41,574 --> 00:03:43,271 I never want leave this bed, pigeon. 81 00:03:43,358 --> 00:03:46,927 ♪ Oh, I love you. 82 00:03:47,014 --> 00:03:50,670 ♪ And what can I say 83 00:03:50,757 --> 00:03:51,540 Oh, baby. 84 00:03:54,891 --> 00:03:55,631 Yeah, babe. 85 00:03:55,718 --> 00:03:56,632 Shep? 86 00:03:56,719 --> 00:03:58,243 I know what you want, babe. 87 00:03:58,330 --> 00:04:02,508 I always say you want the magic, Maddox fingers, don't you? 88 00:04:04,074 --> 00:04:05,772 Ooh, tickle, tickle. 89 00:04:11,778 --> 00:04:12,779 You're not Mare. 90 00:04:13,910 --> 00:04:15,521 Mare has brown eyes! 91 00:04:16,435 --> 00:04:18,306 What are you guys doing? 92 00:04:18,393 --> 00:04:19,568 Nothing. 93 00:04:20,395 --> 00:04:21,440 Where's Mare? 94 00:04:22,136 --> 00:04:22,876 Mare? 95 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,573 Yeah. 96 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:25,618 Where is Mare? 97 00:04:25,705 --> 00:04:27,054 I don't know. 98 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:29,665 Mare, pumpkin, where are you? 99 00:04:29,752 --> 00:04:31,667 What the fuck happened last night? 100 00:04:31,754 --> 00:04:33,016 What the hell happened last night? 101 00:04:33,103 --> 00:04:34,279 I, I don't know. 102 00:04:34,366 --> 00:04:34,931 I don't know. 103 00:04:35,018 --> 00:04:36,193 Whoa. 104 00:04:36,281 --> 00:04:37,456 Where did all this money come from? 105 00:04:37,543 --> 00:04:38,805 Benny. 106 00:04:38,892 --> 00:04:41,155 No, this is Benny's money right here. 107 00:04:41,242 --> 00:04:42,852 I'm confused. 108 00:04:42,939 --> 00:04:45,333 Oh, I think I went gambling last night. 109 00:04:45,420 --> 00:04:47,596 Oh my God, what is going on? 110 00:04:49,424 --> 00:04:52,166 Oh, guys, hey were on TV. 111 00:04:52,253 --> 00:04:52,906 [laughs] Oh my God. 112 00:04:54,124 --> 00:04:55,169 I guess you won? 113 00:04:55,256 --> 00:04:56,344 Good work. 114 00:04:56,431 --> 00:04:57,084 So we all split it? 115 00:04:57,171 --> 00:04:57,998 Lucky 13. 116 00:04:58,085 --> 00:04:59,260 [laughs] Oh! 117 00:04:59,347 --> 00:05:00,479 Oh there you go, camera. 118 00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:01,306 I have no memory of that! 119 00:05:01,393 --> 00:05:02,132 I don't remember that. 120 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:03,569 I wonder what we sang? 121 00:05:03,873 --> 00:05:07,964 - Pumpkin, you took care of me. - Yeah, 'cause I love you. 122 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:10,053 Oh, babe. 123 00:05:10,140 --> 00:05:12,186 Yeah. 124 00:05:12,273 --> 00:05:13,274 I fingered Travis. 125 00:05:13,361 --> 00:05:14,188 - What? - What? 126 00:05:14,275 --> 00:05:15,668 - What? - What? 127 00:05:17,670 --> 00:05:18,584 What? 128 00:05:19,324 --> 00:05:20,586 That's not real. 129 00:05:22,196 --> 00:05:23,197 I wouldn't do that. 130 00:05:23,284 --> 00:05:25,417 It looks pretty real. 131 00:05:28,637 --> 00:05:29,595 Oh, shit guy, guys. 132 00:05:29,682 --> 00:05:30,987 Look, look, look at the screen. 133 00:05:32,337 --> 00:05:33,642 That's not real. 134 00:05:33,729 --> 00:05:35,078 That's, that's just us goofing around, right? 135 00:05:35,165 --> 00:05:36,689 That, that's funny. 136 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,693 Oh, shit. 137 00:05:41,911 --> 00:05:42,738 Oh my God. 138 00:05:42,825 --> 00:05:44,653 Okay, Okay, Abby. 139 00:05:44,740 --> 00:05:45,393 Oh my god, we got married last night? 140 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:46,133 Abby, its okay. 141 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:46,742 Look at me. 142 00:05:46,829 --> 00:05:48,178 Oh my God. 143 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:49,310 This probably isn't an ideal way to do this, 144 00:05:49,397 --> 00:05:50,267 but I love you. 145 00:05:50,355 --> 00:05:51,747 I really do love you and, 146 00:05:51,834 --> 00:05:52,922 and I wish that my family was here 147 00:05:53,009 --> 00:05:54,620 to see you and me like this. 148 00:05:54,707 --> 00:05:55,272 I love you. 149 00:06:06,936 --> 00:06:07,763 Oh, Abby. 150 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:09,286 That's not what we needed. 151 00:06:09,374 --> 00:06:11,332 Well, hey, listen, on the bright side, 152 00:06:11,419 --> 00:06:12,855 I thought that, 153 00:06:12,942 --> 00:06:15,249 I thought that speech was very romantic. 154 00:06:19,340 --> 00:06:22,125 Hello. 155 00:06:22,212 --> 00:06:24,432 Hi, this is at the front desk with a reminder 156 00:06:24,519 --> 00:06:25,999 that checkout was an hour ago. 157 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:31,004 So there's gonna be a surcharge of about $180,000. 158 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,441 You fucking ass-clowns. 159 00:06:33,528 --> 00:06:34,964 Wait, is that Benny? 160 00:06:35,051 --> 00:06:35,965 Benny? 161 00:06:36,052 --> 00:06:36,792 Who's Benny? 162 00:06:36,879 --> 00:06:37,837 Benny? 163 00:06:37,924 --> 00:06:39,012 No, no, no I got this. 164 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:39,665 Don't worry. - No, I got this. 165 00:06:39,752 --> 00:06:40,840 Benny? 166 00:06:40,927 --> 00:06:42,189 What is it with your generation 167 00:06:42,276 --> 00:06:43,973 and the utter lack of manners? 168 00:06:44,060 --> 00:06:44,844 There's no good morning, 169 00:06:44,931 --> 00:06:46,323 how's your day? 170 00:06:46,411 --> 00:06:48,195 Look, I know all about the con that you and my dad 171 00:06:48,282 --> 00:06:50,458 and Jesse tried to screw me over with, okay? 172 00:06:50,545 --> 00:06:52,373 Yeah, that's ancient history. 173 00:06:52,460 --> 00:06:55,463 This is about Travis, assuming your debt 174 00:06:55,550 --> 00:06:57,465 by fighting against Chernobyl. 175 00:06:57,552 --> 00:06:58,771 Money that I did not get back. 176 00:06:58,858 --> 00:06:59,598 I have it. 177 00:06:59,685 --> 00:07:01,295 I'm hanging up on you. 178 00:07:01,382 --> 00:07:04,733 Well, I can see who wears the balls in this relationship. 179 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:08,389 I want to see the two of you in my office in an hour. 180 00:07:08,476 --> 00:07:11,000 And don't you even think of skipping town. 181 00:07:11,087 --> 00:07:12,915 Buh-bye. 182 00:07:13,002 --> 00:07:13,829 At least Let me 183 00:07:14,569 --> 00:07:15,309 Come on, pool. 184 00:07:15,396 --> 00:07:16,702 Let's go. 185 00:07:16,789 --> 00:07:17,354 Don't fucking look at me like that. 186 00:07:17,442 --> 00:07:18,530 Let's go. 187 00:07:20,270 --> 00:07:21,054 He's bluffing. 188 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:22,011 Yeah. 189 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:34,328 Gun! 190 00:07:36,069 --> 00:07:36,852 Oh my God! 191 00:07:36,939 --> 00:07:38,245 Get him, get him! 192 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:44,381 Good job, baby. 193 00:07:44,469 --> 00:07:45,339 No! 194 00:07:45,426 --> 00:07:46,122 Get in there! 195 00:07:46,209 --> 00:07:47,515 I'm proud of you. 196 00:07:47,646 --> 00:07:48,473 Did you just fucking kick my cousin? 197 00:07:50,257 --> 00:07:50,823 He's down. 198 00:07:50,910 --> 00:07:52,215 It's okay. 199 00:07:52,302 --> 00:07:53,608 Give you something to cool down with. 200 00:07:53,782 --> 00:07:54,348 Oh God. 201 00:07:54,435 --> 00:07:55,871 Oh, oh my God. 202 00:07:55,958 --> 00:07:56,611 Guys. 203 00:07:56,698 --> 00:07:57,438 Guys, no. 204 00:07:57,525 --> 00:07:58,308 Oh yeah. 205 00:07:58,483 --> 00:07:59,701 You like that? 206 00:07:59,788 --> 00:08:00,528 You thirsty? 207 00:08:00,615 --> 00:08:01,181 Okay. 208 00:08:01,268 --> 00:08:01,921 Drink up! 209 00:08:02,312 --> 00:08:02,965 There you go. 210 00:08:03,139 --> 00:08:04,358 Guys? 211 00:08:04,445 --> 00:08:05,402 Hold on, we're almost done. 212 00:08:05,490 --> 00:08:06,012 Hold on. 213 00:08:06,099 --> 00:08:07,187 Guys! 214 00:08:08,623 --> 00:08:09,494 Oops. 215 00:08:10,843 --> 00:08:11,757 Hello? 216 00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:14,368 Anyone home? 217 00:08:14,455 --> 00:08:16,065 Jerry? 218 00:08:16,152 --> 00:08:17,066 Attention! 219 00:08:22,289 --> 00:08:24,726 Jerry won't be joining us. 220 00:08:24,813 --> 00:08:26,772 Stupid son-of-a-bitch did that keto thing 221 00:08:26,859 --> 00:08:28,730 and is now pissing kidney stones the size of leema beans. 222 00:08:28,817 --> 00:08:29,731 Lima. 223 00:08:29,818 --> 00:08:30,384 Huh? 224 00:08:30,471 --> 00:08:31,646 And you are? 225 00:08:31,733 --> 00:08:32,995 Chief Warrant Officer Delroy Murphy. 226 00:08:33,082 --> 00:08:37,391 But my friends and enemies call me Buzz. 227 00:08:39,306 --> 00:08:42,831 Hi, Buzz. 228 00:08:42,918 --> 00:08:46,313 Lady Hawk and I will be flying you down to Meh-hee-co. 229 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,619 That thing can't fly to Mexico. 230 00:08:47,706 --> 00:08:49,751 Don't tell me my business, sweet peach. 231 00:08:49,838 --> 00:08:52,798 Lady Hawk has been retrofitted and modified! 232 00:08:53,755 --> 00:08:55,235 The Millennium fucking Falcon. 233 00:08:55,322 --> 00:08:56,671 Star Wars! 234 00:08:58,586 --> 00:09:01,241 I'll take you down to Meh-hee-co. 235 00:09:01,328 --> 00:09:04,679 No passports, no questions. 236 00:09:04,766 --> 00:09:08,248 The whole enchilada for 10 grand. 237 00:09:08,335 --> 00:09:09,075 Wow, that's pretty- 238 00:09:09,162 --> 00:09:10,642 We'll take it. 239 00:09:10,729 --> 00:09:12,513 What, like we have a choice? 240 00:09:14,907 --> 00:09:15,821 Here. 241 00:09:16,691 --> 00:09:17,692 Here's 5K now, 242 00:09:17,779 --> 00:09:18,954 and then I'll give you the rest 243 00:09:19,041 --> 00:09:20,782 when we make it there in one piece. 244 00:09:20,869 --> 00:09:21,783 I like your style. 245 00:09:21,870 --> 00:09:22,828 Okay, what about getting back? 246 00:09:22,915 --> 00:09:24,612 That's not my problem, Slotty. 247 00:09:28,616 --> 00:09:31,488 Okay, um, you guys have fun with, uh, Lando Calrissian 248 00:09:31,576 --> 00:09:33,490 and his macho- 249 00:09:48,201 --> 00:09:50,290 Roger 250 00:09:50,377 --> 00:09:52,335 Whoa, this is so cool. 251 00:09:52,422 --> 00:09:54,033 Wireless headsets. 252 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:56,296 Hey Buzz, you got Spotify on this? 253 00:09:56,383 --> 00:09:58,167 You want an ass-whippin'? 254 00:09:58,254 --> 00:10:00,387 I'm gonna be, uh, really honest right now. 255 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:03,172 This whole, uh, Vegas gangster combined 256 00:10:03,259 --> 00:10:06,611 with fleeing to Mexico got me really on edge. 257 00:10:06,698 --> 00:10:09,396 So I'm assuming that no one has any Xanax or alcohol. 258 00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:11,659 So I'm gonna need you 259 00:10:11,746 --> 00:10:12,704 Oh, babe. 260 00:10:12,791 --> 00:10:13,879 to follow me 261 00:10:13,966 --> 00:10:15,184 My sternum. 262 00:10:15,271 --> 00:10:16,925 Into whatever the fuck that thing is 263 00:10:17,012 --> 00:10:20,059 and send me into a dopamine coma. 264 00:10:20,146 --> 00:10:21,060 Okay. 265 00:10:22,627 --> 00:10:24,890 Hello, Mile High Club. 266 00:10:27,022 --> 00:10:28,154 They're gonna have so much fun. 267 00:10:28,241 --> 00:10:29,155 This is fun. 268 00:10:29,242 --> 00:10:30,025 Yeah. 269 00:10:30,112 --> 00:10:31,026 This is fun. 270 00:10:37,380 --> 00:10:39,687 A hundred and thirty-eight thousand, seven hundred 271 00:10:39,774 --> 00:10:41,210 and ninety-eight dollars. 272 00:10:41,297 --> 00:10:42,081 Damn. 273 00:10:44,431 --> 00:10:45,258 What you doing? 274 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,086 I am texting Sancho. 275 00:10:47,173 --> 00:10:48,783 Who is Sancho? 276 00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:51,394 He's the concierge at a luxury villa in Gatito, Mexico 277 00:10:51,481 --> 00:10:52,787 that I just booked. 278 00:10:52,874 --> 00:10:54,746 Sounds out of our price range. 279 00:10:54,833 --> 00:10:57,357 You just said that we have $138,000. 280 00:10:57,444 --> 00:10:58,445 Yeah, but I- 281 00:10:58,532 --> 00:10:59,402 And it's my honeymoon. 282 00:10:59,489 --> 00:11:00,229 Well, sure. 283 00:11:00,316 --> 00:11:02,144 It's my honeymoon. 284 00:11:03,624 --> 00:11:04,364 Hey, Buzz? 285 00:11:04,451 --> 00:11:05,408 Yeah? 286 00:11:05,495 --> 00:11:06,801 We're going to Gatito, Mexico. 287 00:11:06,888 --> 00:11:07,933 Copy that. 288 00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:09,369 Thanks. 289 00:11:09,456 --> 00:11:10,718 Happy wife, happy life. 290 00:11:10,805 --> 00:11:13,025 Oh yeah, that is, that is true. 291 00:11:17,856 --> 00:11:19,118 Happy wife, happy life. 292 00:11:21,033 --> 00:11:21,947 Oh, come on. 293 00:11:22,861 --> 00:11:24,340 What? 294 00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:27,169 You can't tell me that you're not freaking out about this. 295 00:11:30,259 --> 00:11:31,347 Travis, we're married. 296 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,177 That means that you're stuck with me forever. 297 00:11:35,264 --> 00:11:38,006 Well, I have had some reservations. 298 00:11:38,441 --> 00:11:41,967 Like the fact that you're beautiful, smart. 299 00:11:42,054 --> 00:11:43,969 Can make us a fortune of money in less than an hour. 300 00:11:44,056 --> 00:11:48,190 But, I will never, ever find anyone like you. 301 00:11:50,236 --> 00:11:51,803 Love you so much. 302 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,783 Rise and shine sleepyheads. 303 00:12:15,870 --> 00:12:18,873 We have arrived at your destination. 304 00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:23,138 Open the door, and get some air. 305 00:12:23,225 --> 00:12:24,487 Take in the view. 306 00:12:34,889 --> 00:12:36,935 The plane, the plane! 307 00:12:45,595 --> 00:12:48,163 If you get into trouble, you know where to find me. 308 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,513 I also do hostage and rescue situations. 309 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,819 Thanks. 310 00:12:51,906 --> 00:12:53,516 Well, you're a man of your word, Buzz, 311 00:12:53,603 --> 00:12:55,388 So, here you go. 312 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:56,258 Thank you. 313 00:13:01,002 --> 00:13:03,309 Hey honey, I think it's this way. 314 00:13:10,751 --> 00:13:16,104 ♪ My name is Sancho 315 00:13:16,278 --> 00:13:17,932 ♪ And I want to welcome you ♪ 316 00:13:18,019 --> 00:13:21,196 ♪ To Casa Suave 317 00:13:21,283 --> 00:13:24,156 ♪ Ariba! Ariba! Ariba! Ariba! 318 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:29,030 Hola! Señor y Señora Maddox! 319 00:13:29,117 --> 00:13:29,683 Gracias! 320 00:13:35,645 --> 00:13:37,822 Oh, [chuckles] no, America. 321 00:13:39,301 --> 00:13:40,520 America! 322 00:13:40,607 --> 00:13:42,087 Home of the brave! 323 00:13:44,176 --> 00:13:44,916 Hola! 324 00:13:47,135 --> 00:13:48,267 Okay, okay, okay. 325 00:13:48,354 --> 00:13:50,922 So much to do and so little time. 326 00:13:55,361 --> 00:13:56,579 Don't touch me. 327 00:14:09,201 --> 00:14:11,159 Okay, Welcome! 328 00:14:11,246 --> 00:14:12,508 Bienvenidos! 329 00:14:12,595 --> 00:14:17,339 This is the room of living. 330 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,428 Here, we have everything. 331 00:14:19,515 --> 00:14:20,429 If you have no clothes, 332 00:14:20,516 --> 00:14:22,083 I will give you clothes. 333 00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:23,780 Do you have ESPN? 334 00:14:23,868 --> 00:14:25,782 Because the Sacramento kings are in the NBA finals tonight, 335 00:14:25,870 --> 00:14:27,393 and I've waited my whole life for this. 336 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,308 ESPN, yes. 337 00:14:29,395 --> 00:14:31,919 Yes, S-U-V, D-U-J. 338 00:14:32,006 --> 00:14:33,790 We have everything. 339 00:14:33,878 --> 00:14:37,882 Right, but do you have ESPN? 340 00:14:37,969 --> 00:14:43,322 I make dreams come true! 341 00:14:43,888 --> 00:14:46,325 Look, my friend, Blondie. 342 00:14:46,412 --> 00:14:47,848 You don't worry. 343 00:14:47,935 --> 00:14:51,112 We have it, we have it, we have it. 344 00:14:51,199 --> 00:14:53,549 Come on, come, come, come with me. 345 00:14:53,636 --> 00:14:55,856 Come, come, come, come, come. 346 00:14:55,943 --> 00:14:57,989 Come, come, come, come. 347 00:14:58,076 --> 00:15:02,341 Señor Shepley y Señorita Estados Unidos. 348 00:15:02,428 --> 00:15:03,777 That's not my name. 349 00:15:03,864 --> 00:15:05,344 Come, come, come. 350 00:15:05,431 --> 00:15:06,171 Un momento. 351 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:08,825 Oh, he said to wait. 352 00:15:08,913 --> 00:15:11,828 Yeah, that's not happening, Señora Maddox. 353 00:15:11,916 --> 00:15:14,353 Who says I'm taking Señora Maddox? 354 00:15:15,528 --> 00:15:16,703 I like my name. 355 00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,661 Abby Abernathy is a great name. 356 00:15:18,748 --> 00:15:20,141 It has a really good flow to it. 357 00:15:20,228 --> 00:15:22,622 Oh, but Travis Abernathy? 358 00:15:22,709 --> 00:15:24,711 You could be trendsetting. 359 00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:26,452 You want to castrate me too? 360 00:15:26,539 --> 00:15:28,062 No. 361 00:15:29,063 --> 00:15:29,542 Hey, wait! 362 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:30,717 What? 363 00:15:32,023 --> 00:15:34,025 You almost just crossed the threshold. 364 00:15:35,287 --> 00:15:36,592 Oh! 365 00:15:36,679 --> 00:15:38,420 It's bad luck, you know. 366 00:15:38,507 --> 00:15:40,683 You know we Maddoxes have our own form of this tradition? 367 00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:41,554 Really? 368 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:42,468 Mm-hmm. 369 00:15:44,122 --> 00:15:46,341 Well, this isn't too barbaric. 370 00:15:46,428 --> 00:15:47,821 Horny. 371 00:15:47,908 --> 00:15:48,648 Oh my God! 372 00:15:48,735 --> 00:15:49,388 This is so cute. 373 00:15:49,475 --> 00:15:50,693 Yeah! 374 00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:51,477 Look, look, look, it has our initials! 375 00:15:51,564 --> 00:15:52,782 Wait, hold on. 376 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:53,522 Wait, wait, wait, I wanna get a photo. 377 00:15:53,609 --> 00:15:54,175 I wanna get a photo. 378 00:15:54,262 --> 00:15:55,481 Okay. 379 00:15:55,568 --> 00:15:57,309 No, I want you to hold me for the photo. 380 00:15:57,396 --> 00:15:58,310 Okay. 381 00:15:58,397 --> 00:15:59,224 Lift me up. 382 00:15:59,311 --> 00:16:00,051 Lifting. 383 00:16:00,138 --> 00:16:00,834 Smile. 384 00:16:00,921 --> 00:16:02,314 Okay, okay, okay. 385 00:16:02,401 --> 00:16:03,315 Okay. 386 00:16:03,402 --> 00:16:04,969 Now get one of me on the bed. 387 00:16:08,015 --> 00:16:09,669 No, actually will you hold it lower 388 00:16:09,756 --> 00:16:11,410 and then will you flip it? 389 00:16:11,497 --> 00:16:12,585 You like it? 390 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,065 I like it, yeah. 391 00:16:14,152 --> 00:16:14,979 Okay, will you do one more flipped the other way? 392 00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:16,067 Got it, I got it, I got it. 393 00:16:16,154 --> 00:16:17,242 - Got it? - I got it. 394 00:16:17,329 --> 00:16:17,764 Okay, do you want one on the bed? 395 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:18,983 No. 396 00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:23,378 No, but it was so cute with our initials on it. 397 00:16:23,465 --> 00:16:24,597 T and A. 398 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,033 It stands for titty and ass, 399 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,556 cuz you got the best. 400 00:16:29,819 --> 00:16:32,083 You are such a neanderthal. 401 00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:33,998 Ooo-gah, Ooo-gah. 402 00:16:35,651 --> 00:16:36,739 Ooh-gah? 403 00:16:36,826 --> 00:16:38,654 Ooo-gah hate this pillow. 404 00:16:38,741 --> 00:16:40,874 This Ooo-gah wanna consummate his marriage? 405 00:16:40,961 --> 00:16:42,049 Ooo-gah wanna fuck. 406 00:16:42,136 --> 00:16:42,876 Yeah? 407 00:16:42,963 --> 00:16:44,356 Ooo-gah. 408 00:16:44,443 --> 00:16:45,052 Ooo-gah. 409 00:16:58,457 --> 00:16:59,632 Adios! 410 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,068 - No, thank you. - No, thank you! 411 00:17:01,155 --> 00:17:02,243 No, gracias! 412 00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:03,288 No, thank you. 413 00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:06,160 Thank you, no, no, no. 414 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,251 I don't know about you, 415 00:17:10,338 --> 00:17:12,297 but hearing a traditional Mexican song 416 00:17:12,384 --> 00:17:14,951 about a cockroach really gets me in the mood. 417 00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:16,127 Here. 418 00:17:16,997 --> 00:17:17,911 How about this? 419 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,131 Thank you, much better. 420 00:17:21,523 --> 00:17:22,481 Where were we? 421 00:17:22,568 --> 00:17:23,525 Come here. 422 00:17:31,577 --> 00:17:32,665 Condoms. 423 00:17:34,362 --> 00:17:35,189 Shit. 424 00:17:36,408 --> 00:17:38,366 Is this the only protection we have? 425 00:17:39,846 --> 00:17:40,847 I didn't bring any. 426 00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:41,674 Did you? 427 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:42,849 No. 428 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,285 Wait a minute. 429 00:17:44,372 --> 00:17:46,592 We don't need protection, we're married. 430 00:17:47,723 --> 00:17:49,377 Easy, Dracula. 431 00:17:49,464 --> 00:17:52,206 I'm too young to be married, let alone have a kid. 432 00:17:54,034 --> 00:17:56,515 We can pull out. 433 00:17:56,602 --> 00:17:58,212 No. 434 00:17:58,299 --> 00:18:00,693 I have complete control over my seminal fluid emission. 435 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,695 That's a cliche that's caused like thousands 436 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,175 of unwanted pregnancies. 437 00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:09,093 We could do other things. 438 00:18:09,745 --> 00:18:11,225 Other things like, 439 00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:15,186 this. 440 00:18:17,231 --> 00:18:18,276 That's interesting. 441 00:18:19,755 --> 00:18:25,413 I was thinking other things like this. 442 00:18:26,414 --> 00:18:29,809 Ooh, that's interesting. 443 00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:32,899 Yeah, this is good. 444 00:18:33,943 --> 00:18:35,423 This is better actually. 445 00:18:36,772 --> 00:18:37,817 This is fun. 446 00:18:37,904 --> 00:18:39,340 This is fun. 447 00:18:39,427 --> 00:18:40,559 I'm glad we're doing this. 448 00:18:40,646 --> 00:18:42,387 Right, I'm glad we're doing this. 449 00:18:42,474 --> 00:18:43,518 We should really do it more often. 450 00:18:43,605 --> 00:18:44,302 I agree. 451 00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:45,868 No, this is great. 452 00:18:45,955 --> 00:18:46,652 Those are my balls. 453 00:18:46,739 --> 00:18:48,654 Mmm-hmm. 454 00:18:48,741 --> 00:18:49,916 It's cool. 455 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,178 A little faster? 456 00:18:51,265 --> 00:18:53,876 Yeah, let's go really fast right now. 457 00:18:53,963 --> 00:18:55,574 Let's kick this up a notch. 458 00:18:57,793 --> 00:18:59,055 Are you satisfied? 459 00:18:59,143 --> 00:19:00,231 I'm satisfied. 460 00:19:02,102 --> 00:19:03,059 No. 461 00:19:03,147 --> 00:19:04,235 Come here. 462 00:19:05,279 --> 00:19:06,019 Okay. 463 00:19:07,325 --> 00:19:08,326 Get 'em off, get 'em off. 464 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,028 We're gonna be safe, right? 465 00:19:15,115 --> 00:19:16,029 Yeah. 466 00:19:16,116 --> 00:19:17,552 You're not gonna get a drop! 467 00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:18,379 I promise. 468 00:19:18,466 --> 00:19:19,424 Got it? 469 00:19:19,511 --> 00:19:20,251 Mm-hmm. 470 00:19:25,647 --> 00:19:26,387 Just an inch. 471 00:19:26,474 --> 00:19:27,301 An inch. 472 00:19:28,955 --> 00:19:29,695 Just an inch. 473 00:19:34,308 --> 00:19:35,266 - Yeah. - Yeah. 474 00:19:35,353 --> 00:19:36,789 It's a nice inch. 475 00:19:39,139 --> 00:19:39,922 Maybe like a little- 476 00:19:40,009 --> 00:19:41,228 Another inch? 477 00:19:41,315 --> 00:19:42,229 A little bit more, like another inch? 478 00:19:42,490 --> 00:19:43,274 Yeah, maybe another inch. 479 00:19:45,319 --> 00:19:46,625 Another inch? 480 00:19:47,321 --> 00:19:48,235 Yeah. 481 00:19:48,322 --> 00:19:51,412 But maybe like a, 482 00:19:51,499 --> 00:19:53,762 You're gonna have to be more clear. 483 00:19:53,849 --> 00:19:54,763 No, I just- 484 00:19:54,850 --> 00:19:55,590 I don't under- 485 00:20:02,031 --> 00:20:03,337 Now, that's in. 486 00:20:03,424 --> 00:20:05,644 That feels way better without the rubber. 487 00:20:05,731 --> 00:20:06,819 Yeah, like, whoa. 488 00:20:07,733 --> 00:20:08,734 Okay. 489 00:20:08,821 --> 00:20:09,604 Oh. 490 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,957 Babe, you're blacking my escape hatch. 491 00:20:15,044 --> 00:20:15,915 Oh, I'm so close. 492 00:20:16,002 --> 00:20:18,134 Oh, I know, but so am I. 493 00:20:18,222 --> 00:20:20,267 That's why this is a problem. 494 00:20:20,354 --> 00:20:21,834 Oh, Goddammit! 495 00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:26,882 Go get me a condom, like now! 496 00:20:26,969 --> 00:20:28,188 Where? 497 00:20:28,362 --> 00:20:29,842 It's not like there's a CVS across the street. 498 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:30,930 I don't know, Shepley. 499 00:20:31,017 --> 00:20:31,931 Shepley must have condoms. 500 00:20:32,018 --> 00:20:33,802 Okay, fine, I'm going. 501 00:20:42,202 --> 00:20:43,334 Hola! 502 00:20:43,421 --> 00:20:44,639 No, no, don't touch the pillow. 503 00:20:51,559 --> 00:20:52,908 Hey, Travis? 504 00:20:52,995 --> 00:20:55,346 You got any condoms, you got any condoms on you? 505 00:20:55,433 --> 00:20:57,652 Because I, because I ran out. 506 00:21:19,935 --> 00:21:21,546 You look like a man in love. 507 00:21:21,633 --> 00:21:22,677 Thank you. 508 00:21:22,764 --> 00:21:24,331 - A man's man in love. - Thanks. 509 00:21:24,418 --> 00:21:26,028 A man's man- 510 00:21:26,115 --> 00:21:27,203 - Where's my wife? - Man. 511 00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:30,859 She's ready. 512 00:21:33,471 --> 00:21:34,733 Ta-da! 513 00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:36,038 Wow. 514 00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:37,910 You look amazing. - Thank you. 515 00:21:39,694 --> 00:21:40,434 So do you. 516 00:21:53,317 --> 00:21:56,450 - Wow. Look at this. - This is beautiful. 517 00:21:56,537 --> 00:21:57,582 Thank you. 518 00:21:59,323 --> 00:22:00,628 Eh, eh, eh, eh. 519 00:22:02,761 --> 00:22:03,501 Sit. 520 00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:04,719 There you go. 521 00:22:04,806 --> 00:22:05,764 There you go. 522 00:22:05,851 --> 00:22:07,505 Very good. Very good. 523 00:22:07,592 --> 00:22:13,815 Now, Pino has prepared a traditional seven-course meal 524 00:22:14,294 --> 00:22:16,427 for newlyweds especially. 525 00:22:16,514 --> 00:22:19,473 - Thank you. - Okay. Enjoy. 526 00:22:22,171 --> 00:22:24,086 Pino? 527 00:22:24,173 --> 00:22:27,263 Well, here's to us. 528 00:22:27,351 --> 00:22:29,004 And happily ever after. 529 00:22:29,091 --> 00:22:30,266 I love you, pigeon. 530 00:22:30,354 --> 00:22:31,920 I love you too. 531 00:22:37,665 --> 00:22:40,364 So I, I made this. 532 00:22:40,451 --> 00:22:41,582 I didn't know we were doing gifts. 533 00:22:41,669 --> 00:22:42,975 Yeah. 534 00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:44,455 It's just a little something I made on the flight 535 00:22:44,542 --> 00:22:45,847 while you were sleeping. 536 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,459 Travis, I love you so much. 537 00:22:48,546 --> 00:22:49,503 I love you too. 538 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,376 What is it? 539 00:22:52,463 --> 00:22:54,203 It's a pro/con list to see if, 540 00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:56,554 if we should stay married or- - Or- 541 00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:59,513 Or we get a quick annulment. 542 00:23:00,340 --> 00:23:01,689 Whoopsies. 543 00:23:01,776 --> 00:23:03,125 What happened? 544 00:23:03,212 --> 00:23:04,605 Why is it so decorated? 545 00:23:04,692 --> 00:23:06,172 I thought that maybe 546 00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:07,652 if you saw how much effort, I put into making it pretty, 547 00:23:07,739 --> 00:23:10,002 you would, you'd maybe like it. 548 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:11,482 I don't like it. 549 00:23:11,569 --> 00:23:14,093 This is like getting cancer news framed. 550 00:23:14,180 --> 00:23:15,834 This is a pro/con list. 551 00:23:15,921 --> 00:23:18,010 Just to help us gain some clarity, only while we're here. 552 00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,621 And look, I even gave this a 30-point head start 553 00:23:20,708 --> 00:23:23,015 because you have the biggest dick. 554 00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:24,843 Ooh, who's got the big dick? 555 00:23:24,930 --> 00:23:26,279 This guy. 556 00:23:26,366 --> 00:23:27,628 I knew it! 557 00:23:27,715 --> 00:23:29,413 I knew it! I knew it! 558 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:33,591 That is why you are so self-confident. 559 00:23:33,808 --> 00:23:36,681 I knew a powerful 560 00:23:36,768 --> 00:23:40,641 and successful man who, alas, 561 00:23:40,728 --> 00:23:41,512 had a small dick, he was a insecure. 562 00:23:41,599 --> 00:23:42,817 I'll agree to this 563 00:23:42,904 --> 00:23:44,340 if you get him to stop talking about it. 564 00:23:44,428 --> 00:23:48,170 - Deal. Sancho, what is this? - Soup. That is soup. 565 00:23:48,257 --> 00:23:51,696 That is the first course. Yes. 566 00:23:51,783 --> 00:23:55,351 I shall be back. 567 00:23:58,442 --> 00:24:00,487 Yum. 568 00:24:00,574 --> 00:24:03,142 Mm. 569 00:24:03,229 --> 00:24:04,578 This is amazing. 570 00:24:06,188 --> 00:24:07,538 You know, this reminds me of, 571 00:24:07,625 --> 00:24:09,409 of this one time when I was, I was really young. 572 00:24:09,496 --> 00:24:11,455 I think I was... 573 00:24:11,542 --> 00:24:13,587 I dunno, I must have been around 12 or, or something. 574 00:24:13,674 --> 00:24:16,721 And my grandmother, she's passed, 575 00:24:16,808 --> 00:24:19,027 but she was so funny and wonderful. 576 00:24:19,114 --> 00:24:19,898 Well, screw her. 577 00:24:21,116 --> 00:24:22,857 Screw my dead grandmother? 578 00:24:22,944 --> 00:24:24,772 Oh. 579 00:24:24,859 --> 00:24:26,774 When do I get to meet her? - What? 580 00:24:26,861 --> 00:24:28,559 Travis, are you listening to me? 581 00:24:28,646 --> 00:24:30,256 I'm sorry. 582 00:24:30,343 --> 00:24:31,562 I'm not feeling very well. 583 00:24:31,649 --> 00:24:34,521 I do not want to ruin this moment. 584 00:24:34,608 --> 00:24:36,610 I'm gonna run off and throw up, 585 00:24:36,697 --> 00:24:37,611 and I will be right back, okay? 586 00:24:37,698 --> 00:24:40,962 Oh, no. Okay. 587 00:24:42,268 --> 00:24:45,271 I love you. 588 00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:46,794 So happy we're married. 589 00:24:48,492 --> 00:24:50,102 What's the score? 590 00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:51,233 Fourth quarter just started. 591 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:52,191 We're down by 12. 592 00:24:52,278 --> 00:24:53,148 Fuck! 593 00:24:54,149 --> 00:24:54,976 Yeah. 594 00:24:56,021 --> 00:24:58,023 Dude, you're about to lose 1,000 bucks. 595 00:25:00,025 --> 00:25:02,810 Shit! 596 00:25:05,683 --> 00:25:07,075 - Are you feeling better? - Uh, yeah. 597 00:25:07,162 --> 00:25:07,946 Feeling better. 598 00:25:08,033 --> 00:25:09,034 Mmm, soup. 599 00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:17,782 Oh, somebody liked the soup. 600 00:25:19,044 --> 00:25:21,481 Ah. It was delicious, Sancho. I'm stuffed. 601 00:25:21,568 --> 00:25:24,440 No, that is only the first course, senor. 602 00:25:24,528 --> 00:25:26,486 There are six more. - Six? 603 00:25:26,573 --> 00:25:27,661 Can we bring them all out 604 00:25:27,748 --> 00:25:28,967 at the same time? - Uh, sure. 605 00:25:29,054 --> 00:25:30,446 That's not how it works, Travis. 606 00:25:30,534 --> 00:25:31,926 Oh, well, I'm just tryna be efficient. 607 00:25:32,013 --> 00:25:33,188 No, it's okay. 608 00:25:33,275 --> 00:25:34,450 Okay, it's not a problem. 609 00:25:34,538 --> 00:25:36,061 I can handle this. 610 00:25:37,192 --> 00:25:38,150 Pino! 611 00:25:38,237 --> 00:25:39,455 It's fine. It's fine. 612 00:25:39,543 --> 00:25:41,109 - No, please. - I, no triangle. 613 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:46,201 It always works. 614 00:25:49,074 --> 00:25:50,336 Are you okay? 615 00:25:50,423 --> 00:25:52,425 Yeah. I'm fine. 616 00:25:54,558 --> 00:25:55,950 So, how's your dad? 617 00:25:56,037 --> 00:25:56,864 What? 618 00:25:58,213 --> 00:25:59,650 I'm sorry. 619 00:25:59,737 --> 00:26:01,347 I was just trying to make conversation. 620 00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:02,827 I'm not feeling too good. 621 00:26:04,698 --> 00:26:05,656 Score? 622 00:26:05,743 --> 00:26:06,657 We're down by two. 623 00:26:06,744 --> 00:26:09,311 Yes! 624 00:26:09,398 --> 00:26:10,704 Dude, you can't miss this! 625 00:26:10,922 --> 00:26:11,836 Fuck dinner, fuck dinner. 626 00:26:11,923 --> 00:26:13,011 One minute. - Yeah. 627 00:26:16,101 --> 00:26:18,712 Okay. Go, go, go, go! - Whoo. 628 00:26:21,062 --> 00:26:22,629 Oh, you can just leave that next to his soup. 629 00:26:22,716 --> 00:26:24,413 He's not feeling well. 630 00:26:26,285 --> 00:26:29,723 Yeah! 631 00:26:29,810 --> 00:26:32,030 - Oh! - Oh, my God. 632 00:26:32,117 --> 00:26:33,422 - Oh, my God. - Let's go, baby! 633 00:26:33,509 --> 00:26:34,859 It's happening! It's happening! 634 00:26:34,946 --> 00:26:36,861 Come here, come here, baby! Come here! 635 00:26:40,125 --> 00:26:41,866 Dude, I can't believe it! 636 00:26:41,953 --> 00:26:43,650 Fucking blow my back! 637 00:26:43,737 --> 00:26:45,826 Blow it out! - Whoa! 638 00:26:45,913 --> 00:26:47,132 Blow my back! - Okay. Okay. 639 00:26:47,219 --> 00:26:47,915 Oh! 640 00:26:49,656 --> 00:26:51,615 - Maddox special - Wait, wait, wait. 641 00:26:51,702 --> 00:26:52,703 I need to look sick. I need to look sick. 642 00:26:52,790 --> 00:26:53,617 Oh, you need to, oh, yeah. 643 00:26:53,704 --> 00:26:54,705 You look a little too good. 644 00:26:54,792 --> 00:26:56,358 - Soak me! - Okay. Ho, ho. 645 00:26:56,445 --> 00:26:58,926 Soak me! 646 00:26:59,013 --> 00:26:59,884 Fucking get me 647 00:27:03,017 --> 00:27:04,715 Are you okay? How's your tummy? 648 00:27:04,802 --> 00:27:06,325 You look a little bit clammy. 649 00:27:07,631 --> 00:27:10,546 I'm fine. 650 00:27:10,634 --> 00:27:11,722 I was... 651 00:27:13,462 --> 00:27:15,073 The game and... 652 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,596 How mad are you? 653 00:27:16,683 --> 00:27:18,729 Well, you bailed on wedding night dinner. 654 00:27:18,816 --> 00:27:20,382 Minus five points. 655 00:27:20,469 --> 00:27:22,254 You lied. Minus five points. 656 00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:24,560 And then you insulted my dead grandmother. 657 00:27:24,648 --> 00:27:26,432 Minus five points. 658 00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:27,825 Shit, that's a lot of points. 659 00:27:29,348 --> 00:27:32,786 Knowing he had fucked up really bad, 660 00:27:32,873 --> 00:27:37,138 Travis planned the happiest two days of Abby's life. 661 00:29:33,254 --> 00:29:37,302 - Left hand green. 662 00:29:38,477 --> 00:29:40,740 Fire in the hole. 663 00:29:43,612 --> 00:29:45,789 If you were smart, you'd quit. 664 00:29:45,963 --> 00:29:48,226 Yeah, but then you'd never respect me. 665 00:29:48,313 --> 00:29:50,228 Who says I ever respected you? 666 00:29:50,315 --> 00:29:52,752 Oh! 667 00:29:52,839 --> 00:29:54,580 Oh, no. 668 00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:56,408 Oh, no, don't. 669 00:29:56,495 --> 00:29:57,365 Don't you... 670 00:29:57,452 --> 00:29:58,758 Okay, you know what? 671 00:29:58,845 --> 00:30:00,412 No, no, no, no, no, no. 672 00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:01,935 - Why, dude? - Stop. 673 00:30:02,022 --> 00:30:04,068 ♪ What's a matter you, hey 674 00:30:04,155 --> 00:30:06,070 ♪ Gotta no respect, hey 675 00:30:06,157 --> 00:30:08,072 ♪ What a you think you do, hey 676 00:30:08,159 --> 00:30:10,030 ♪ Why you looking so sad, hey 677 00:30:10,117 --> 00:30:12,076 ♪ It's not so bad, hey 678 00:30:12,163 --> 00:30:13,686 ♪ It's a nice a place 679 00:30:13,773 --> 00:30:15,427 ♪ Ah shaddap-a you face 680 00:30:18,691 --> 00:30:20,084 Oh, oh, oh, oh. You're a stork. 681 00:30:20,171 --> 00:30:21,912 Yeah, you're an angry stork. 682 00:30:21,999 --> 00:30:22,782 I, I don't know. 683 00:30:22,869 --> 00:30:24,392 I don't... 684 00:30:24,479 --> 00:30:25,829 What are you doing? 685 00:30:25,916 --> 00:30:29,702 - Hey. Baby pterodactyl. - Thank you. Thank you. 686 00:30:29,789 --> 00:30:31,095 How did you get that? 687 00:30:31,182 --> 00:30:32,792 You're good at cards, I'm good at charades. 688 00:30:32,879 --> 00:30:34,794 Mm. I'd love to just hunt one of those things. 689 00:30:34,881 --> 00:30:38,145 Have a little baby pterodactyl above the fireplace. 690 00:30:39,407 --> 00:30:41,235 How about we just stick to deer? 691 00:30:41,322 --> 00:30:42,280 You're up. 692 00:30:45,326 --> 00:30:46,197 Movie. 693 00:30:47,502 --> 00:30:49,417 - "American in Paris." - Yes! Winner. 694 00:30:49,504 --> 00:30:51,767 - This is rigged. - How's it rigged? 695 00:30:51,855 --> 00:30:52,681 She pointed to me 696 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:54,074 and it's her favorite movie. 697 00:30:54,161 --> 00:30:56,468 I didn't know that was your favorite movie. 698 00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:58,426 I've always planned on living in Paris. 699 00:30:58,513 --> 00:31:01,342 How am I gonna pursue criminal justice living in Paris? 700 00:31:02,169 --> 00:31:04,476 I don't know. 701 00:31:04,563 --> 00:31:05,999 I mean, I, I also didn't know 702 00:31:06,086 --> 00:31:07,958 that we were gonna get married after three months. 703 00:31:11,875 --> 00:31:13,528 Okay, new game. 704 00:31:13,615 --> 00:31:15,791 How about Never Have I Ever? 705 00:31:15,879 --> 00:31:17,315 My favorite game. 706 00:31:17,402 --> 00:31:20,187 I always lose, you know. 707 00:31:20,709 --> 00:31:22,581 Okay. I will start. 708 00:31:22,929 --> 00:31:26,411 Never have I ever joined the mile high club. 709 00:31:26,498 --> 00:31:28,195 The mile high? 710 00:31:30,371 --> 00:31:34,854 Long time ago back when, 711 00:31:34,941 --> 00:31:39,511 Pan Am, I satisfied many. 712 00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:41,469 - Oh, did you? - You? 713 00:31:41,556 --> 00:31:42,862 Yeah, yeah. 714 00:31:42,949 --> 00:31:45,996 No, I, I've broken down a few lavatory doors 715 00:31:46,083 --> 00:31:47,432 on United myself. 716 00:31:47,519 --> 00:31:52,393 No, [laughs] I knew, we had something in common. 717 00:31:53,394 --> 00:31:56,006 - Yes, my friend. - A yeah. Yes. 718 00:31:56,093 --> 00:31:57,529 I'm gonna go for a walk. 719 00:31:57,616 --> 00:31:59,357 - Uh-oh. 720 00:31:59,444 --> 00:32:01,489 I said something bad. 721 00:32:01,576 --> 00:32:04,362 - What's her problem? - What's your problem? 722 00:32:15,112 --> 00:32:18,376 You wanna talk about it? 723 00:32:18,463 --> 00:32:19,420 Talk about what? 724 00:32:20,465 --> 00:32:21,379 How we're married, 725 00:32:21,466 --> 00:32:22,641 and we barely know each other? 726 00:32:24,338 --> 00:32:27,080 - That's not true. - I mean, kind of. 727 00:32:27,167 --> 00:32:29,691 I wanna move to Paris and apparently you love having sex 728 00:32:29,778 --> 00:32:30,692 on airplanes. 729 00:32:31,389 --> 00:32:32,520 Have you ever stopped to think, 730 00:32:32,607 --> 00:32:34,131 maybe why I'm against an annulment? 731 00:32:35,262 --> 00:32:37,873 What couple do you know that has survived one? 732 00:32:40,746 --> 00:32:43,401 Hmm? 733 00:32:45,969 --> 00:32:49,059 I see your point. 734 00:32:49,146 --> 00:32:53,106 Look, if you're worried about Paris, screw it. 735 00:32:53,193 --> 00:32:54,455 Let's move to Paris. 736 00:32:55,152 --> 00:32:56,892 I can promise you, 737 00:32:56,980 --> 00:32:59,286 we'll never have a dull moment. 738 00:33:00,984 --> 00:33:02,724 I have no doubt. 739 00:33:02,811 --> 00:33:04,944 Speaking of which, 740 00:33:05,031 --> 00:33:06,685 have you ever had pool sex? 741 00:33:07,816 --> 00:33:10,819 Excuse me? 742 00:33:12,169 --> 00:33:14,562 Is it anything like shower sex? 743 00:33:14,649 --> 00:33:15,911 It is. 744 00:33:15,999 --> 00:33:17,609 I only, it's a lot prettier in the movies. 745 00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:19,654 Well, I think I'm gonna pass on anything 746 00:33:19,741 --> 00:33:22,266 of yours entering me until it's wearing a raincoat. 747 00:33:22,353 --> 00:33:26,748 ♪ Makes me, makes me, makes me so [indistinct] ♪ 748 00:33:26,835 --> 00:33:28,446 ♪ Makes me, makes me, makes me ♪ 749 00:33:28,533 --> 00:33:32,276 Abby and Travis thought the worst was over, 750 00:33:32,363 --> 00:33:35,627 but the worst was yet to come. 751 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:10,836 - Yeah? - Throw, catch. 752 00:34:10,923 --> 00:34:13,056 Throw, catch. Throw, catch. 753 00:34:13,404 --> 00:34:14,970 Oh, my God, you have such good coordination. 754 00:34:15,058 --> 00:34:17,669 I don't think I could do it. 755 00:34:21,847 --> 00:34:23,805 Ooh. So close. 756 00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:32,771 Morning. 757 00:34:33,206 --> 00:34:34,860 Those are good grapes, huh? 758 00:34:37,254 --> 00:34:39,734 I guess, you don't like them. 759 00:34:53,574 --> 00:34:55,533 - I should get back to work. - Yeah. 760 00:35:02,148 --> 00:35:04,237 - It's cute, right? - Oh, it's adorable. 761 00:35:04,324 --> 00:35:06,544 - Would you hunt this? - What? 762 00:35:06,631 --> 00:35:09,764 - Have this up on your mantle? - What? 763 00:35:11,288 --> 00:35:12,767 That's a lot of salt, babe. 764 00:35:12,854 --> 00:35:14,291 Yeah, I like salt. 765 00:35:14,378 --> 00:35:16,684 Do you not know that about me? 766 00:35:17,946 --> 00:35:20,384 Good morning. 767 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,919 Is that all I get? 768 00:35:34,006 --> 00:35:35,573 I said hi to you this morning. 769 00:35:35,660 --> 00:35:36,617 Oh. 770 00:35:36,704 --> 00:35:38,228 Is that what that was 771 00:35:38,315 --> 00:35:39,707 when you showed your cock to the worker? 772 00:35:41,187 --> 00:35:42,754 Well, you were so busy juggling balls, 773 00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:44,364 I thought I'd show you mine. 774 00:35:44,451 --> 00:35:46,061 Can't have everything, I guess. 775 00:35:46,149 --> 00:35:48,586 Yeah, guess you can't. 776 00:35:56,376 --> 00:35:57,247 Hey, so what's going on? 777 00:35:57,334 --> 00:35:58,291 What happened this morning? 778 00:35:59,379 --> 00:36:01,076 Come on, talk to me. 779 00:36:01,164 --> 00:36:01,990 Well, there was this guy, 780 00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:03,078 and he was outside juggling 781 00:36:03,340 --> 00:36:04,428 and I've always wanted to know how to- 782 00:36:04,515 --> 00:36:05,646 Mare! 783 00:36:05,733 --> 00:36:06,647 What is wrong with everyone today? 784 00:36:06,734 --> 00:36:08,301 Mare, where are you? 785 00:36:08,388 --> 00:36:10,695 So your new friend gonna join us down at the beach? 786 00:36:10,999 --> 00:36:12,436 His name is Miguel and no, 787 00:36:12,523 --> 00:36:14,699 because you scared him off with your big dick. 788 00:36:14,786 --> 00:36:17,136 Mare! 789 00:36:17,223 --> 00:36:18,659 Hey, guys. Hey, hey. 790 00:36:18,746 --> 00:36:21,923 Have you seen Mare? 791 00:36:24,535 --> 00:36:25,971 Look, I know I can be possessive. 792 00:36:26,058 --> 00:36:27,277 You? No. 793 00:36:27,364 --> 00:36:29,322 I just don't like when guys touch you. 794 00:36:29,409 --> 00:36:30,802 Well, Travis, you have to get over that. 795 00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:32,586 What if I have a male gynecologist one day? 796 00:36:32,673 --> 00:36:34,501 Why would you have a male gynecologist 797 00:36:34,588 --> 00:36:36,634 when there's perfectly good female gynecologist. 798 00:36:36,721 --> 00:36:38,462 What about female empowerment? 799 00:36:38,549 --> 00:36:39,941 Isn't that what the diversity movement's all about? 800 00:36:40,028 --> 00:36:42,379 Oh, my God, I hate you right now. 801 00:36:42,727 --> 00:36:44,816 Look who's not being progressive. 802 00:36:44,903 --> 00:36:46,948 Mare? 803 00:36:47,035 --> 00:36:47,993 Mare? 804 00:36:49,951 --> 00:36:51,039 - You miss me? - Ugh. 805 00:36:53,955 --> 00:36:55,261 Hey. 806 00:36:55,348 --> 00:36:57,220 Hey, have you guys seen a small American girl? 807 00:37:04,662 --> 00:37:06,011 Oh. 808 00:37:09,057 --> 00:37:10,755 Whee! 809 00:37:10,842 --> 00:37:12,322 Uh. 810 00:37:32,472 --> 00:37:33,821 It's a good color, right? 811 00:37:33,908 --> 00:37:34,605 She didn't like the color before. 812 00:37:34,909 --> 00:37:36,389 Oh. I didn't. 813 00:37:37,434 --> 00:37:39,218 Oh, yeah. Si. 814 00:37:41,133 --> 00:37:44,049 Watch. It gets bigger. 815 00:37:44,484 --> 00:37:48,401 It took a while. 816 00:37:50,925 --> 00:37:52,144 Uh, yeah. Its like a... 817 00:37:52,231 --> 00:37:53,276 Ahhh! 818 00:37:58,324 --> 00:37:59,543 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 819 00:38:00,674 --> 00:38:01,588 Where'd you go? 820 00:38:01,675 --> 00:38:03,198 You seemed distracted. 821 00:38:03,286 --> 00:38:04,939 Well, I was just tryna find out where our friends were. 822 00:38:05,026 --> 00:38:06,506 I didn't ask them to take their tops off. 823 00:38:06,593 --> 00:38:08,247 Oh, okay. 824 00:38:08,465 --> 00:38:09,248 Look, look, look, look. 825 00:38:09,335 --> 00:38:10,554 It's a topless beach. 826 00:38:10,641 --> 00:38:11,903 See? I don't make the rules here. 827 00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:13,731 Boobies, boobs, tits. 828 00:38:14,775 --> 00:38:16,211 Yeah, yeah. 829 00:38:16,299 --> 00:38:17,865 Travis, you know what? You're right. 830 00:38:17,952 --> 00:38:19,171 Thanks. No, honestly. 831 00:38:19,258 --> 00:38:21,260 I wasn't tryna cause trouble or anything. 832 00:38:22,783 --> 00:38:23,915 What are you doing? 833 00:38:24,002 --> 00:38:25,264 You said, it was a topless beach. 834 00:38:25,351 --> 00:38:26,874 That doesn't apply to foreigners. 835 00:38:26,961 --> 00:38:28,180 Oh, that is absurd. 836 00:38:28,267 --> 00:38:30,008 You are absurd! 837 00:38:31,662 --> 00:38:33,359 What is this, OnlyFans? Fuck off. 838 00:38:33,446 --> 00:38:35,013 You're a psycho. 839 00:38:35,274 --> 00:38:37,015 Leave me alone. 840 00:38:37,102 --> 00:38:38,582 Cover your titties! 841 00:38:44,457 --> 00:38:46,111 Come back, baby. I make movies. 842 00:38:59,516 --> 00:39:01,300 Mare! Mare! 843 00:39:01,387 --> 00:39:02,606 Mare, look! 844 00:39:02,693 --> 00:39:05,173 Look, I'm shedding my inhibitions! 845 00:39:08,612 --> 00:39:09,917 Hey, hey, hey. 846 00:39:10,004 --> 00:39:11,223 She's the one that took her top off. 847 00:39:33,506 --> 00:39:34,202 Travis! 848 00:39:39,904 --> 00:39:42,297 Hey, blondie. 849 00:39:49,783 --> 00:39:51,872 Really? 850 00:40:07,627 --> 00:40:08,802 Come on, Darius. 851 00:40:08,889 --> 00:40:10,456 Just give me give more minutes. 852 00:40:10,543 --> 00:40:11,936 Mm. 853 00:40:12,023 --> 00:40:14,634 Look, I got a crisis on my hands, so just please. 854 00:40:14,721 --> 00:40:15,679 Okay? 855 00:40:15,766 --> 00:40:16,680 Please. 856 00:40:17,768 --> 00:40:20,205 What's so important that you need me on a Sunday? 857 00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:23,426 What do you mean? 858 00:40:25,166 --> 00:40:27,299 Her stripper name is Pocahontas. 859 00:40:27,386 --> 00:40:29,910 She needs to wear the headdress. 860 00:40:29,997 --> 00:40:33,827 I've had enough of this culturally inappropriate woke shit. 861 00:40:33,914 --> 00:40:34,524 The last... 862 00:40:37,091 --> 00:40:40,138 What did I tell you about sneaking up on me? 863 00:40:40,225 --> 00:40:41,052 Sorry, sir. 864 00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:41,879 Sorry. 865 00:40:41,966 --> 00:40:42,749 Sorry, sir. 866 00:40:45,404 --> 00:40:46,536 I'll call you back. 867 00:40:49,452 --> 00:40:50,888 Oh my gosh. 868 00:40:50,975 --> 00:40:52,542 I guess this is their way of staying under the radar. 869 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,328 Asshats. 870 00:40:56,415 --> 00:40:57,547 Gatito? 871 00:40:57,634 --> 00:40:59,418 I know this place. 872 00:40:59,505 --> 00:41:01,812 Darius and I fell in love down here. 873 00:41:02,639 --> 00:41:04,597 Call Vince, take a couple of guys down there 874 00:41:04,684 --> 00:41:06,033 and go get me my money 875 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:07,208 and a couple of fingers. 876 00:41:07,295 --> 00:41:08,035 Fingers? 877 00:41:08,122 --> 00:41:09,559 Yeah, fingers. 878 00:41:09,646 --> 00:41:10,864 No, no, forget it. 879 00:41:10,951 --> 00:41:12,213 I'm gonna take care of this myself. 880 00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:14,346 What time's the next flight? 881 00:41:16,130 --> 00:41:17,262 Darius! 882 00:41:22,136 --> 00:41:23,007 Darius! 883 00:41:23,964 --> 00:41:24,922 D! 884 00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:32,582 So I posted your bail, 885 00:41:34,322 --> 00:41:36,499 but since you don't have passports, 886 00:41:37,325 --> 00:41:38,588 you're gonna have to wait. 887 00:41:57,084 --> 00:41:59,783 Well, thank you guys for bailing us out and being so nice. 888 00:41:59,870 --> 00:42:01,915 I'm just sorry my husband is so rude. 889 00:42:02,002 --> 00:42:03,613 Well, I wouldn't have to be so rude 890 00:42:03,700 --> 00:42:05,223 if my wife would just respect some of my- 891 00:42:05,310 --> 00:42:06,441 Rules? 892 00:42:06,529 --> 00:42:07,573 Are you gonna house break me too. 893 00:42:07,660 --> 00:42:09,314 I was gonna say requests, 894 00:42:09,401 --> 00:42:10,576 like when we're on our honeymoon 895 00:42:10,663 --> 00:42:12,317 surrounded by a few hundred horny 896 00:42:12,404 --> 00:42:14,624 spring break TikTok obsessed douchebags, 897 00:42:14,711 --> 00:42:15,581 maybe don't show your tit- 898 00:42:15,668 --> 00:42:17,235 Oh, do not say the T word. 899 00:42:17,322 --> 00:42:19,237 If you say the T word, I am jumping out of this car, Travis 900 00:42:19,324 --> 00:42:19,846 and out of your life. 901 00:42:19,933 --> 00:42:21,282 I mean it. 902 00:42:21,369 --> 00:42:22,501 That's a bullshit way to end an argument, Abby. 903 00:42:22,588 --> 00:42:23,589 I don't care. 904 00:42:23,676 --> 00:42:25,504 Then don't show your titties. 905 00:42:25,591 --> 00:42:26,940 Titties, titties, titties, titties, 906 00:42:27,027 --> 00:42:28,072 titties, titties. - Oh, fuck you, Travis Maddox. 907 00:42:28,159 --> 00:42:30,335 - Titties, titties! - Fuck you. 908 00:42:30,422 --> 00:42:32,119 Abby, get back here. 909 00:42:32,206 --> 00:42:33,773 No, no, wait, wait, wait, Senor Travis. 910 00:42:33,860 --> 00:42:34,687 No. 911 00:42:34,774 --> 00:42:35,688 Take your hands off me. 912 00:42:35,775 --> 00:42:36,646 Miguel can take care of her. 913 00:42:37,255 --> 00:42:38,517 She's my wife. 914 00:42:38,604 --> 00:42:39,953 She just has a bad habit of running away. 915 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,565 Yes, because she is running from you. 916 00:42:49,789 --> 00:42:51,008 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 917 00:42:51,095 --> 00:42:53,314 I was just, I'm just looking for my ride. 918 00:42:55,578 --> 00:42:56,927 I was just looking for a friend of mine. 919 00:43:06,371 --> 00:43:07,372 Are you okay? 920 00:43:07,459 --> 00:43:08,678 Yeah, yeah. 921 00:43:08,765 --> 00:43:09,592 That was... 922 00:43:10,462 --> 00:43:11,898 I could really use a drink. 923 00:43:14,205 --> 00:43:14,858 Thank you. 924 00:43:19,384 --> 00:43:20,472 Hey. 925 00:43:20,559 --> 00:43:21,691 if you could at least text me 926 00:43:21,778 --> 00:43:22,996 to let me know you're alive, 927 00:43:23,083 --> 00:43:24,476 that would be much fucken appreciated! 928 00:43:24,563 --> 00:43:25,651 Jesus. 929 00:43:25,738 --> 00:43:26,521 Is that the way you talked to her? 930 00:43:27,566 --> 00:43:28,306 What the fuck do you want? 931 00:43:28,393 --> 00:43:29,699 What the fuck do... 932 00:43:31,309 --> 00:43:32,702 Let me be clear. 933 00:43:33,485 --> 00:43:35,008 I think you're being an asshole. 934 00:43:35,095 --> 00:43:36,923 And I think that getting married at 19 935 00:43:37,010 --> 00:43:39,273 is the dumbest shit in the world, 936 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,886 but all I care about right now is my best friend 937 00:43:42,973 --> 00:43:44,757 and she's in love with you. 938 00:43:44,844 --> 00:43:46,541 Yeah, I love her too. 939 00:43:46,629 --> 00:43:47,760 What, what's the problem? 940 00:43:47,847 --> 00:43:49,632 The problem is you're suffocating her! 941 00:43:50,502 --> 00:43:51,721 You're suffocating her 942 00:43:51,808 --> 00:43:53,157 and she has a bad habit of disappearing 943 00:43:53,244 --> 00:43:55,942 and I don't want that to happen to either of us. 944 00:44:00,033 --> 00:44:01,905 Buenas noches, Miguel. 945 00:44:03,950 --> 00:44:06,344 Well, aren't you super popular? 946 00:44:06,431 --> 00:44:07,171 Hola, Miguel. 947 00:44:07,258 --> 00:44:08,259 Hola. 948 00:44:08,346 --> 00:44:09,739 That wasn't always the case. 949 00:44:10,957 --> 00:44:13,220 I find that so hard to believe. 950 00:44:13,307 --> 00:44:14,744 You're way too nice. 951 00:44:16,441 --> 00:44:17,442 What's your backstory? 952 00:44:19,618 --> 00:44:20,663 Tell me. 953 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:23,883 Okay, um. 954 00:44:23,970 --> 00:44:25,711 Well, I'm part Maldive, part Samoan. 955 00:44:25,798 --> 00:44:27,017 Okay. 956 00:44:27,104 --> 00:44:28,235 My family moved here when I was a kid. 957 00:44:28,322 --> 00:44:29,715 Okay. 958 00:44:29,802 --> 00:44:31,282 They were actually pretty wealthy. 959 00:44:31,369 --> 00:44:33,937 You know the house that you stay at used to be our home. 960 00:44:35,025 --> 00:44:35,982 What happened? 961 00:44:36,853 --> 00:44:39,594 The government took it when my father was killed. 962 00:44:39,682 --> 00:44:40,900 Miguel, I... 963 00:44:40,987 --> 00:44:42,946 Oh, don't shed any tears for him. 964 00:44:43,903 --> 00:44:44,991 He wasn't a good guy. 965 00:44:45,992 --> 00:44:48,473 When he was killed, my mom and I had to restart. 966 00:44:49,996 --> 00:44:54,174 I was just a very angry kid, like Angel. 967 00:44:55,567 --> 00:44:57,134 And then one day, I got the calling. 968 00:44:57,221 --> 00:44:58,048 The calling? 969 00:45:00,006 --> 00:45:00,877 Oh. 970 00:45:00,964 --> 00:45:02,269 Oh you mean like the calling? 971 00:45:02,356 --> 00:45:03,575 So you're a... 972 00:45:03,662 --> 00:45:05,751 Priest in training? 973 00:45:05,838 --> 00:45:07,492 I did not see that coming. 974 00:45:07,579 --> 00:45:08,798 Wow. 975 00:45:08,885 --> 00:45:12,105 Tell me, Abby, have you ever... 976 00:45:12,192 --> 00:45:13,803 I mean, I believe, 977 00:45:13,890 --> 00:45:16,022 but I don't practice or anything like that. 978 00:45:16,806 --> 00:45:18,155 Well, there's a first time for everything. 979 00:45:18,242 --> 00:45:19,678 No. 980 00:45:19,765 --> 00:45:21,419 No, I still got my beer. - Jesus, we've got another. 981 00:45:21,506 --> 00:45:23,203 I'm not that bad. 982 00:45:29,079 --> 00:45:31,168 Have we ever talked like this? 983 00:45:32,343 --> 00:45:33,692 Yeah. 984 00:45:33,779 --> 00:45:35,912 There was that one time in the laundry room. 985 00:45:36,564 --> 00:45:38,001 Yeah, you know. 986 00:45:38,088 --> 00:45:40,133 You know asked me if I had any soap 987 00:45:40,220 --> 00:45:43,006 and I said that I needed to get some. 988 00:45:45,443 --> 00:45:46,705 That was nice. 989 00:45:49,403 --> 00:45:50,665 Yeah, it's funny. 990 00:45:50,753 --> 00:45:52,537 You, you don't get to pick the people 991 00:45:52,624 --> 00:45:54,669 who your boyfriend hangs out with. 992 00:45:54,757 --> 00:45:55,845 Well, I never would've picked you. 993 00:45:55,932 --> 00:45:57,368 I wouldn't have picked you either. 994 00:45:59,065 --> 00:46:00,763 How long have you known her? 995 00:46:02,242 --> 00:46:03,069 Long time. 996 00:46:07,726 --> 00:46:09,597 That's pretty cute. 997 00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:11,164 You know that kid does all these great things 998 00:46:11,251 --> 00:46:13,210 and her parents never show up for anything? 999 00:46:14,602 --> 00:46:15,560 That was Abby. 1000 00:46:16,953 --> 00:46:19,216 It's frustrating to watch, 1001 00:46:19,303 --> 00:46:23,307 but Travis, she is not your problem to solve. 1002 00:46:24,743 --> 00:46:25,744 Okay? 1003 00:46:25,831 --> 00:46:27,920 You just have to give her time. 1004 00:46:28,007 --> 00:46:29,574 I mean, she's had no stability in her life, 1005 00:46:29,661 --> 00:46:36,233 and you are like this egomaniac emblem of hyper-masculinity, 1006 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:39,279 semi-toxic who I actually hope is, you know, extinct. 1007 00:46:39,366 --> 00:46:40,150 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1008 00:46:40,237 --> 00:46:41,064 Where'd that come from? 1009 00:46:41,151 --> 00:46:41,934 Oh, I'm just teasing you. 1010 00:46:42,021 --> 00:46:42,674 Jesus! 1011 00:46:42,761 --> 00:46:43,544 What the hell? 1012 00:46:47,244 --> 00:46:48,114 Uh. 1013 00:46:49,420 --> 00:46:50,203 Hey guys, 1014 00:46:50,943 --> 00:46:52,684 Uh, are you okay? 1015 00:46:52,771 --> 00:46:53,728 Yeah. 1016 00:46:53,816 --> 00:46:55,121 No, I'm [scoffs]... 1017 00:46:55,208 --> 00:46:56,906 Yeah, I was uh, yeah, I was just stargazing 1018 00:46:56,993 --> 00:46:59,082 at at uh Copernicus and, and... 1019 00:46:59,169 --> 00:47:00,779 Telescopes over there, bro. 1020 00:47:01,998 --> 00:47:03,477 Oh, they have one of those over there. 1021 00:47:04,783 --> 00:47:05,523 Were you spying on us? 1022 00:47:05,610 --> 00:47:06,393 No, no, no, no. 1023 00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:07,003 I would never do that. 1024 00:47:07,090 --> 00:47:08,395 Okay. 1025 00:47:08,482 --> 00:47:11,224 I'm, I'm, I was uh, I was getting coconuts. 1026 00:47:11,311 --> 00:47:12,443 Your favorite. 1027 00:47:12,530 --> 00:47:13,531 Babe! 1028 00:47:13,618 --> 00:47:15,185 Hey, where you going? 1029 00:47:15,272 --> 00:47:16,490 Babe! 1030 00:47:16,577 --> 00:47:19,798 Whoa, whoa, you feel that? 1031 00:47:19,885 --> 00:47:21,931 Whoa, you feel that? 1032 00:47:22,018 --> 00:47:23,758 It's an earthquake, babe! 1033 00:47:23,846 --> 00:47:25,891 She, she's gone, buddy. 1034 00:47:25,978 --> 00:47:27,501 - Whoa, Mommy! - You aced it. 1035 00:47:28,502 --> 00:47:29,939 Thanks for everything today 1036 00:47:30,026 --> 00:47:31,897 and for making sure I got home safe. 1037 00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:34,595 Look, I know you have a lot on your mind 1038 00:47:34,682 --> 00:47:39,426 and Travis has a interesting way of expressing himself, 1039 00:47:39,513 --> 00:47:40,775 but something tells me 1040 00:47:40,863 --> 00:47:42,865 that this marriage is worth fighting for. 1041 00:47:43,822 --> 00:47:45,389 And I know I'm not ordained yet, 1042 00:47:45,476 --> 00:47:47,347 but if you and Travis ever want to talk anything through, 1043 00:47:47,434 --> 00:47:48,218 I'm here to listen. 1044 00:47:50,002 --> 00:47:52,265 And I won't splash you with holy water. 1045 00:47:52,352 --> 00:47:53,963 Thanks. 1046 00:47:54,572 --> 00:47:55,573 Bye. 1047 00:47:55,660 --> 00:47:56,313 Bye. 1048 00:48:15,723 --> 00:48:17,247 - Hi. - Hi. 1049 00:48:18,770 --> 00:48:19,640 It's the first time we've been in sync 1050 00:48:19,727 --> 00:48:20,598 for a while. 1051 00:48:20,685 --> 00:48:21,555 Yeah. 1052 00:48:24,036 --> 00:48:26,517 I'm sorry I've been such a dick. 1053 00:48:26,604 --> 00:48:27,779 I mean, you haven't. 1054 00:48:27,866 --> 00:48:28,780 It's... 1055 00:48:28,867 --> 00:48:29,563 I really have. 1056 00:48:31,391 --> 00:48:32,218 We know I have. 1057 00:48:33,089 --> 00:48:35,308 You have. 1058 00:48:35,395 --> 00:48:36,222 Well, thank you. 1059 00:48:37,093 --> 00:48:38,181 I appreciate that. 1060 00:48:38,268 --> 00:48:39,182 It... 1061 00:48:40,835 --> 00:48:42,663 Look, I mean, I have a really bad habit 1062 00:48:42,750 --> 00:48:43,795 of running away from my problems. 1063 00:48:43,882 --> 00:48:44,665 You do. 1064 00:48:44,752 --> 00:48:46,058 I do. 1065 00:48:46,145 --> 00:48:48,365 And I really don't wanna run away from you. 1066 00:48:51,237 --> 00:48:53,370 Maybe we just need a little bit of a break. 1067 00:48:55,067 --> 00:48:56,808 Our whole relationship has just been 1068 00:48:56,895 --> 00:48:59,158 this crazy pressure cooker 1069 00:48:59,245 --> 00:49:01,073 and neither of us have been able to go off 1070 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,249 and have any fun or blow off any steam. 1071 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:07,819 I have fun with you. 1072 00:49:09,864 --> 00:49:12,345 I know, but I, I meant independently. 1073 00:49:12,432 --> 00:49:13,259 Yeah. 1074 00:49:14,478 --> 00:49:16,741 I have always wanted a bachelor party. 1075 00:49:17,742 --> 00:49:18,438 Okay. 1076 00:49:20,310 --> 00:49:21,528 Let's do it. 1077 00:49:21,615 --> 00:49:22,616 I mean, there's no time like the present. 1078 00:49:26,185 --> 00:49:27,752 I like your thinking, Abby. 1079 00:49:29,536 --> 00:49:32,017 Hey bro, get all the boys together and come down to Mexico. 1080 00:49:32,104 --> 00:49:34,759 Oh, by the way, we got married. 1081 00:49:34,846 --> 00:49:36,065 Abby, dipshit. 1082 00:49:37,196 --> 00:49:39,416 Always ready for a good time, 1083 00:49:39,503 --> 00:49:42,593 the Maddox brothers flew down to Gatito. 1084 00:49:43,855 --> 00:49:44,551 Yeah, Dad. 1085 00:49:44,638 --> 00:49:45,422 Yeah. 1086 00:49:45,509 --> 00:49:46,292 Yeah. 1087 00:49:46,379 --> 00:49:47,598 Talk soon. 1088 00:49:47,685 --> 00:49:49,078 What'd he say? 1089 00:49:49,165 --> 00:49:50,557 That I'm in charge. 1090 00:49:50,644 --> 00:49:52,995 And to make sure you don't do anything stupid. 1091 00:49:57,303 --> 00:49:59,436 It says that El Jefe had kilos of cocaine 1092 00:49:59,523 --> 00:50:03,135 that was eaten by a clowder of hairless Mexican cats. 1093 00:50:03,222 --> 00:50:05,094 I swear if you ruin Travis's bachelor party 1094 00:50:05,181 --> 00:50:06,834 with a cocaine cat scavenger hunt, 1095 00:50:06,921 --> 00:50:08,401 I will sell you to a local cartel 1096 00:50:08,488 --> 00:50:10,403 and they will use you as a drug mule. 1097 00:50:10,490 --> 00:50:12,362 Ow! 1098 00:50:15,147 --> 00:50:16,888 Oh, look, I'm sorry. 1099 00:50:16,975 --> 00:50:18,237 I'm sorry. 1100 00:50:18,324 --> 00:50:19,934 I don't know how many times I can say it. 1101 00:50:20,022 --> 00:50:21,762 There's a first class ticket away waiting for you at Delta. 1102 00:50:21,849 --> 00:50:23,286 I booked us a suite. 1103 00:50:23,373 --> 00:50:25,114 I just gotta get this money and a couple of fingers 1104 00:50:25,201 --> 00:50:27,116 and then it's just us. 1105 00:50:27,203 --> 00:50:28,421 All right? 1106 00:50:28,508 --> 00:50:29,379 There will be no talk of work, I swear. 1107 00:50:29,466 --> 00:50:31,163 Just massages and margaritas. 1108 00:50:32,512 --> 00:50:33,513 Oh, Darius. 1109 00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:35,950 Just come down, please. 1110 00:50:36,038 --> 00:50:37,561 Call me back. 1111 00:50:41,739 --> 00:50:47,049 Don't you ever, every do that again, you... 1112 00:50:47,527 --> 00:50:48,137 Hey. 1113 00:50:48,224 --> 00:50:48,876 Oh hey, babe. 1114 00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:49,834 Hey, how are you? 1115 00:50:49,921 --> 00:50:51,096 Oh where were you last night? 1116 00:50:51,183 --> 00:50:52,315 Oh yeah, why'd you spy on me? 1117 00:50:52,402 --> 00:50:53,229 Spy? 1118 00:50:53,316 --> 00:50:54,143 What are you talking about? 1119 00:50:54,230 --> 00:50:55,144 What are you talking about? 1120 00:50:55,231 --> 00:50:56,014 So we're, everything's fine? 1121 00:50:56,101 --> 00:50:57,189 Yes, everything's fine. 1122 00:50:57,276 --> 00:50:57,972 - Oh perfect. - So there's nothing 1123 00:50:58,060 --> 00:50:58,625 to talk about. 1124 00:51:01,454 --> 00:51:02,977 Oh, that hurt. 1125 00:51:03,065 --> 00:51:04,153 Oh, babe! 1126 00:51:04,936 --> 00:51:06,111 Why did you do that? 1127 00:51:06,198 --> 00:51:07,112 Hey, you holding out on us, cuz? 1128 00:51:07,199 --> 00:51:08,157 Hey, guys. 1129 00:51:08,244 --> 00:51:09,462 Welcome to Mexico. 1130 00:51:09,549 --> 00:51:10,681 Keeping the riches to yourself, huh? 1131 00:51:10,768 --> 00:51:12,335 Yeah, you're a fucking dead man, right? 1132 00:51:12,422 --> 00:51:13,684 What? 1133 00:51:13,771 --> 00:51:14,467 Does this place have a bidet? 1134 00:51:14,554 --> 00:51:14,989 Fucking nerd. 1135 00:51:15,077 --> 00:51:15,816 What? 1136 00:51:15,903 --> 00:51:17,122 It was a long flight. 1137 00:51:17,209 --> 00:51:17,644 They're completely normal in Europe. 1138 00:51:17,731 --> 00:51:18,645 No. 1139 00:51:18,732 --> 00:51:19,342 Don't chuck me in the ocean. 1140 00:51:19,864 --> 00:51:20,517 Hey, buddy. 1141 00:51:20,604 --> 00:51:21,387 Hi. 1142 00:51:21,474 --> 00:51:22,649 Hey, hey, guys. 1143 00:51:22,736 --> 00:51:24,216 Change of plans. 1144 00:51:24,303 --> 00:51:25,826 So the girls' spa treatment is now in the afternoon. 1145 00:51:25,913 --> 00:51:27,176 Oh yeah. 1146 00:51:27,263 --> 00:51:28,481 So they're going to the beach with us. 1147 00:51:28,568 --> 00:51:29,961 Will you teach me how to play football? 1148 00:51:30,048 --> 00:51:30,570 I've never played football. - Hey Shep, think fast. 1149 00:51:31,615 --> 00:51:32,398 Heads up, buddy. 1150 00:51:32,485 --> 00:51:33,747 Touchdown. 1151 00:51:34,139 --> 00:51:35,836 ♪ Call me good 1152 00:51:35,923 --> 00:51:37,664 ♪ Call me bad 1153 00:51:37,751 --> 00:51:41,233 ♪ Call me anything you want to baby ♪ 1154 00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:44,889 ♪ But I know that you're sad 1155 00:51:44,976 --> 00:51:46,543 ♪ And I know I'll make you happy ♪ 1156 00:51:46,630 --> 00:51:49,023 ♪ With the one thing that you never had ♪ 1157 00:51:49,111 --> 00:51:54,246 ♪ Baby, I'm your man 1158 00:51:54,899 --> 00:51:56,335 ♪ Don't you know that 1159 00:51:56,422 --> 00:52:01,471 ♪ Baby, I'm your man 1160 00:52:03,081 --> 00:52:04,430 ♪ You bet 1161 00:52:04,517 --> 00:52:06,215 ♪ If you're gonna do it, do it right, right ♪ 1162 00:52:06,302 --> 00:52:07,738 ♪ Do it with me 1163 00:52:07,825 --> 00:52:10,088 ♪ If you're gonna do it, do it right, right ♪ 1164 00:52:10,175 --> 00:52:11,524 ♪ Do it with me 1165 00:52:11,611 --> 00:52:13,265 ♪ If you're gonna do it, do it right, right ♪ 1166 00:52:13,352 --> 00:52:14,745 ♪ Do it with me 1167 00:52:14,832 --> 00:52:17,095 ♪ If you're gonna do it, do it right, right ♪ 1168 00:52:17,182 --> 00:52:17,922 ♪ Do it with me 1169 00:52:18,009 --> 00:52:19,358 ♪ So good 1170 00:52:19,445 --> 00:52:21,926 ♪ You're divine 1171 00:52:22,013 --> 00:52:23,362 ♪ Wanna take you, wanna make you ♪ 1172 00:52:23,449 --> 00:52:25,538 ♪ But they tell me it's a crime ♪ 1173 00:52:25,625 --> 00:52:28,541 ♪ Everybody knows where the good people go ♪ 1174 00:52:28,628 --> 00:52:30,543 ♪ But where we're going baby 1175 00:52:30,630 --> 00:52:33,242 ♪ Ain't no such word as no 1176 00:52:33,329 --> 00:52:38,290 ♪ Baby, I'm your man 1177 00:52:38,377 --> 00:52:40,205 ♪ Don't you know who I am 1178 00:52:40,292 --> 00:52:44,383 ♪ Baby, I'm your man 1179 00:52:44,470 --> 00:52:46,516 ♪ Yeah , you know 1180 00:52:46,603 --> 00:52:47,995 ♪ You bet 1181 00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:49,867 ♪ If you're gonna do it, do it right, right ♪ 1182 00:52:49,954 --> 00:52:51,347 ♪ Do it with me 1183 00:52:51,434 --> 00:52:53,610 ♪ If you're gonna do it, do it right, right ♪ 1184 00:52:53,697 --> 00:52:54,741 ♪ Do it with me 1185 00:52:54,828 --> 00:52:56,090 ♪ I'm your man 1186 00:52:56,178 --> 00:52:57,788 ♪ I'll be the one who understands ♪ 1187 00:52:57,875 --> 00:52:59,311 ♪ I'll be your first, I'll be your last ♪ 1188 00:52:59,398 --> 00:53:01,270 ♪ I'll be the only one you ask 1189 00:53:01,357 --> 00:53:03,141 ♪ I'll be your friend, I'll be your toy ♪ 1190 00:53:03,228 --> 00:53:05,143 ♪ I'll be the one who brings you joy ♪ 1191 00:53:05,230 --> 00:53:06,623 ♪ I'll be your hope, I'll be your pearl ♪ 1192 00:53:06,710 --> 00:53:10,409 ♪ I'll take you halfway 'round the world ♪ 1193 00:53:10,496 --> 00:53:12,411 ♪ I'll make you rich 1194 00:53:12,498 --> 00:53:15,501 ♪ I'll make you poor 1195 00:53:15,588 --> 00:53:17,199 ♪ Just don't use the door 1196 00:53:17,286 --> 00:53:18,548 ♪ If you're gonna do it, do it right ♪ 1197 00:53:18,635 --> 00:53:19,810 Hey. 1198 00:53:19,897 --> 00:53:21,290 Okay baby, what's going on? 1199 00:53:21,377 --> 00:53:23,422 Seriously, you're, you're acting so weird. 1200 00:53:23,509 --> 00:53:26,164 I mean, you you literally build a wall between us. 1201 00:53:26,251 --> 00:53:26,904 Okay, you... 1202 00:53:28,471 --> 00:53:29,820 You know when you're driving down the highway and, 1203 00:53:29,907 --> 00:53:31,300 and a really great song comes on 1204 00:53:31,387 --> 00:53:32,953 and and you get really into the song 1205 00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:34,259 and then you miss your exit. 1206 00:53:34,346 --> 00:53:35,217 And then- - Okay, wait, wait. 1207 00:53:35,304 --> 00:53:37,306 Am I the song or the highway? 1208 00:53:37,393 --> 00:53:39,308 No, it's just, I feel like I'm learning 1209 00:53:39,395 --> 00:53:40,570 all of these things about you. 1210 00:53:40,657 --> 00:53:41,962 Good, good, good. 1211 00:53:42,049 --> 00:53:44,051 You should be, you know, learning things about me 1212 00:53:44,138 --> 00:53:45,009 and me learning things about you. 1213 00:53:45,096 --> 00:53:45,879 Yeah. 1214 00:53:45,966 --> 00:53:46,924 Yeah, no, definitely. 1215 00:53:47,011 --> 00:53:48,578 Then I find out that you hunt. 1216 00:53:48,665 --> 00:53:49,405 I hunt. 1217 00:53:49,492 --> 00:53:50,623 Yeah, I'm not hiding it. 1218 00:53:50,710 --> 00:53:51,798 No, you're not listening to me. 1219 00:53:51,885 --> 00:53:53,147 You're not listening to me. 1220 00:53:53,235 --> 00:53:55,019 Okay, maybe I shouldn't have even tried. 1221 00:53:55,106 --> 00:53:56,673 Yeah, maybe you shouldn't have. 1222 00:53:59,241 --> 00:54:00,372 And so the boys 1223 00:54:00,459 --> 00:54:02,635 and girls went their separate ways. 1224 00:54:02,722 --> 00:54:05,986 The girls went off to a relaxing spa 1225 00:54:06,073 --> 00:54:08,554 and the boys, well... 1226 00:54:20,131 --> 00:54:20,871 Let's go! 1227 00:54:20,958 --> 00:54:21,828 Let's go! 1228 00:54:21,915 --> 00:54:22,655 More! 1229 00:54:22,742 --> 00:54:23,743 More! 1230 00:54:23,830 --> 00:54:24,527 Don't be a bitch! 1231 00:54:24,614 --> 00:54:25,223 Come on. 1232 00:54:27,443 --> 00:54:28,922 Ah, what the fuck! 1233 00:54:29,967 --> 00:54:31,185 Come on, let's go. 1234 00:54:31,273 --> 00:54:32,012 Let's go, bitch - Shut up, bitch. 1235 00:54:32,099 --> 00:54:32,839 Shut up! 1236 00:54:32,926 --> 00:54:33,710 Come on! 1237 00:54:40,325 --> 00:54:41,631 Geez, my skin feel like silk. 1238 00:54:41,718 --> 00:54:43,110 Yeah, we should try the seaweed wrap next. 1239 00:54:43,197 --> 00:54:44,242 Ooh, I would love to do a seaweed wrap. 1240 00:54:44,329 --> 00:54:45,069 I've always wanted to. 1241 00:54:45,156 --> 00:54:46,418 Yeah. 1242 00:54:46,505 --> 00:54:48,333 Okay, well, at least come with us to dinner. 1243 00:54:48,855 --> 00:54:51,118 No, nobody's going to bother you. 1244 00:54:52,163 --> 00:54:53,033 You know what? 1245 00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:54,339 Okay, do whatever you want, 1246 00:54:54,426 --> 00:54:56,994 but tomorrow we are going sailing. 1247 00:55:00,258 --> 00:55:00,998 I'm sorry about that. 1248 00:55:01,085 --> 00:55:02,260 No, you're fine. 1249 00:55:02,347 --> 00:55:04,349 Sounds like you need some relaxation. 1250 00:55:04,436 --> 00:55:05,916 What brings you girls down here? 1251 00:55:06,003 --> 00:55:07,657 Honeymoon. 1252 00:55:07,744 --> 00:55:08,745 Oh! 1253 00:55:09,833 --> 00:55:12,444 I once had a one night stand with my doula. 1254 00:55:14,316 --> 00:55:15,752 Oh, no, no, no. 1255 00:55:15,839 --> 00:55:17,188 It's not, no. - No, not us, not us. 1256 00:55:17,275 --> 00:55:18,015 Not that they're, no. 1257 00:55:18,102 --> 00:55:18,668 Great for you though. 1258 00:55:18,755 --> 00:55:19,712 No, but... 1259 00:55:19,799 --> 00:55:20,974 We don't, we don't have 1260 00:55:21,061 --> 00:55:21,671 a problem with that. - No, it's great. 1261 00:55:21,758 --> 00:55:22,933 We love that. 1262 00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:23,716 We support that. - It's her honeymoon. 1263 00:55:23,803 --> 00:55:24,369 It's just not us. 1264 00:55:24,543 --> 00:55:25,718 Yeah [chuckles]. 1265 00:55:26,023 --> 00:55:27,067 Yeah, it's our bachelor and bachelorette parties. 1266 00:55:27,154 --> 00:55:28,373 We're doing it kind of backwards. 1267 00:55:28,460 --> 00:55:29,461 Well, where's the rest of your party? 1268 00:55:29,548 --> 00:55:31,028 Yeah, you're looking at it? 1269 00:55:31,115 --> 00:55:32,377 Yeah. 1270 00:55:32,464 --> 00:55:35,337 Well, is that what you wanted? 1271 00:55:36,381 --> 00:55:38,905 Well, no. 1272 00:55:38,992 --> 00:55:39,950 Oh, okay. 1273 00:55:40,037 --> 00:55:41,821 It's what he wanted. 1274 00:55:41,908 --> 00:55:42,996 Okay. - Yeah, I guess 1275 00:55:43,083 --> 00:55:44,215 I'm just trying to make him happy. 1276 00:55:44,694 --> 00:55:45,782 Oh God. 1277 00:55:45,869 --> 00:55:46,652 Oh no, I heard it. 1278 00:55:46,739 --> 00:55:47,740 That was awful. 1279 00:55:47,827 --> 00:55:49,438 I know. - Hey, hey, hey, you. 1280 00:55:50,134 --> 00:55:50,961 Put that down. 1281 00:55:51,048 --> 00:55:52,136 Hey, I can't. 1282 00:55:52,223 --> 00:55:53,006 - Ah, ah. - I can't. 1283 00:55:53,093 --> 00:55:54,051 Put it down. 1284 00:55:54,138 --> 00:55:55,400 Hey, you need to behave. 1285 00:55:55,487 --> 00:55:57,446 Oh, are you gonna teach me? 1286 00:56:00,971 --> 00:56:02,059 Ow! 1287 00:56:03,103 --> 00:56:04,409 Oh my God, you're my hero. 1288 00:56:04,496 --> 00:56:06,063 Pour yourselves a drink, girls. 1289 00:56:06,150 --> 00:56:07,238 Okay. 1290 00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:09,458 Can I be frank? 1291 00:56:09,545 --> 00:56:10,937 - Please. - Please. 1292 00:56:11,024 --> 00:56:14,288 This marriage is starting off on the wrong foot. 1293 00:56:14,376 --> 00:56:18,292 This is not about his needs, it's about your needs. 1294 00:56:18,380 --> 00:56:20,120 Now, I lead women's retreats throughout the year 1295 00:56:20,207 --> 00:56:22,427 and it's mostly Fortune 500, 1296 00:56:22,514 --> 00:56:24,473 but I also cater to the homemaker 1297 00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:26,823 and poor people like yourself. 1298 00:56:26,910 --> 00:56:29,782 Because as much as you would like to deny it, girls, 1299 00:56:29,869 --> 00:56:34,004 you cannot disrespect or demean the power of the pussy. 1300 00:56:35,875 --> 00:56:36,833 Drink. 1301 00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:38,225 Drink, drink. 1302 00:56:38,312 --> 00:56:41,794 Drink it, it's expensive. - Oh. 1303 00:56:41,881 --> 00:56:43,143 Ladies. 1304 00:56:43,230 --> 00:56:45,450 These two will be joining us. 1305 00:56:45,537 --> 00:56:46,973 I have some calls to make, 1306 00:56:47,060 --> 00:56:49,149 but Fernando knows where to take you, so run along. 1307 00:56:49,236 --> 00:56:50,455 I'll see you later. 1308 00:56:56,896 --> 00:56:58,637 We don't see this in the States. 1309 00:56:58,724 --> 00:57:00,683 Yeah, that's because it's illegal. 1310 00:57:03,076 --> 00:57:04,556 Oh! 1311 00:57:38,677 --> 00:57:40,984 You okay, Shep? 1312 00:57:41,071 --> 00:57:42,855 Yeah, yeah. 1313 00:57:42,942 --> 00:57:46,337 Sorry, I uh, just fuck, the allergy season, right? 1314 00:57:47,860 --> 00:57:51,560 After massages and muchas margaritas, 1315 00:57:51,647 --> 00:57:54,519 the girls chose to take their bachelorette party 1316 00:57:54,606 --> 00:57:58,349 to the streets in search of more fun. 1317 00:57:58,436 --> 00:57:59,568 ♪ Welcome to the festival 1318 00:57:59,655 --> 00:58:01,047 ♪ The festival de lucha 1319 00:58:01,134 --> 00:58:02,745 Could you tell me where the lucha fight is? 1320 00:58:02,832 --> 00:58:06,270 Yon tent over yonder, my fair wench. 1321 00:58:06,357 --> 00:58:08,577 Hey, excuse me, Shakespeare. 1322 00:58:08,664 --> 00:58:11,449 I don't really like that you called me a wench. 1323 00:58:29,467 --> 00:58:31,121 ♪ My name is Thumbelina 1324 00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:32,035 ♪ I'm three feet tall 1325 00:58:32,122 --> 00:58:33,123 Oh my God, she's so cute. 1326 00:58:33,210 --> 00:58:34,516 ♪ My mommy always told me 1327 00:58:34,603 --> 00:58:35,647 Hey, what is he saying? ♪ Fuck, you're small 1328 00:58:35,734 --> 00:58:37,214 ♪ My neighbors, they tease me 1329 00:58:37,301 --> 00:58:38,911 Uh, he wants to know if anyone will fight Thumbelina. 1330 00:58:38,998 --> 00:58:40,434 What? ♪ I fuck them up for money 1331 00:58:40,522 --> 00:58:41,740 ♪ After all 1332 00:58:41,827 --> 00:58:43,263 No, she's like a delicate little flower. 1333 00:58:43,350 --> 00:58:44,264 These people can't fight her. 1334 00:58:44,351 --> 00:58:45,091 No, no, no, I'll do it. 1335 00:58:45,178 --> 00:58:46,092 I will do it. 1336 00:58:46,179 --> 00:58:46,963 It's gonna be fine. 1337 00:58:47,050 --> 00:58:47,790 I'll be fine. 1338 00:58:47,877 --> 00:58:48,921 No, no, no. 1339 00:58:49,008 --> 00:58:49,574 We have a challenger. 1340 00:58:49,661 --> 00:58:50,444 I'll do it. 1341 00:58:50,532 --> 00:58:51,533 This is a terrible idea. 1342 00:58:52,359 --> 00:58:54,013 Hi. 1343 00:58:54,100 --> 00:58:54,840 Hi. 1344 00:58:54,927 --> 00:58:55,928 Aw, I'm Abby. 1345 00:58:56,015 --> 00:58:56,929 Aw! 1346 00:58:57,016 --> 00:58:58,322 I told you it's gonna be fine. 1347 00:58:58,409 --> 00:59:00,280 She's cute. 1348 00:59:00,367 --> 00:59:02,935 Okay, so uh, so do I get a costume? 1349 00:59:03,022 --> 00:59:05,459 ♪ I fuck them up for money, after all ♪ 1350 00:59:06,373 --> 00:59:08,245 Oh, you're good. 1351 00:59:08,332 --> 00:59:09,072 You're good, Shep. 1352 00:59:09,159 --> 00:59:10,639 You're good. 1353 00:59:10,726 --> 00:59:13,685 Just a stupid, stupid little chicken, okay? 1354 00:59:15,078 --> 00:59:15,861 Okay, okay. 1355 00:59:16,993 --> 00:59:17,602 All right. 1356 00:59:17,689 --> 00:59:18,429 Get it together. 1357 00:59:18,516 --> 00:59:19,865 Get it together. 1358 00:59:24,391 --> 00:59:26,176 No, no, no. 1359 00:59:26,263 --> 00:59:27,177 No! 1360 00:59:28,874 --> 00:59:30,876 Look at his little feet. 1361 00:59:32,138 --> 00:59:33,705 Where's the humanity? 1362 00:59:35,402 --> 00:59:37,013 You people are sick! 1363 00:59:37,100 --> 00:59:38,449 You did this! 1364 00:59:38,536 --> 00:59:41,321 You did this to your child! 1365 00:59:41,408 --> 00:59:43,541 How do you feel about that? 1366 00:59:43,628 --> 00:59:44,977 He's an animal of love. 1367 00:59:54,770 --> 00:59:56,293 This is sick fuck. 1368 00:59:57,381 --> 00:59:58,730 Not on my watch. 1369 00:59:59,557 --> 01:00:00,602 You. 1370 01:00:02,995 --> 01:00:05,345 Abby Abernathy! 1371 01:00:09,436 --> 01:00:10,350 You okay? 1372 01:00:10,437 --> 01:00:11,874 Yeah, I'm fine. 1373 01:00:11,961 --> 01:00:14,093 Listen very carefully to the rules, alright? 1374 01:00:14,180 --> 01:00:14,964 Okay. 1375 01:00:15,051 --> 01:00:15,747 There are no rules. 1376 01:00:17,401 --> 01:00:18,097 Go! 1377 01:00:20,099 --> 01:00:21,187 Meow. 1378 01:00:21,274 --> 01:00:22,319 A cat. 1379 01:00:23,407 --> 01:00:24,364 Ow! 1380 01:00:24,451 --> 01:00:25,931 Oh my, Jesus. 1381 01:00:27,977 --> 01:00:29,152 Ow, that- 1382 01:00:29,892 --> 01:00:31,589 was hurting! 1383 01:00:34,984 --> 01:00:35,898 Oh, god. 1384 01:00:35,985 --> 01:00:37,769 Okay, truce? 1385 01:00:52,654 --> 01:00:54,438 Will you tell me that's not Abby? 1386 01:00:54,525 --> 01:00:56,092 It's definitely Abby. 1387 01:01:00,183 --> 01:01:02,751 All right, all right, all right, all right. 1388 01:01:03,665 --> 01:01:04,622 Oh god. 1389 01:01:04,709 --> 01:01:05,754 Oh hi, honey. 1390 01:01:06,842 --> 01:01:08,757 [panting] Okay. 1391 01:01:08,844 --> 01:01:10,280 What happened to mani-pedis? 1392 01:01:10,367 --> 01:01:11,890 I could really use your advice right now. 1393 01:01:11,977 --> 01:01:14,458 Okay, okay, um. 1394 01:01:14,545 --> 01:01:16,416 Well she's favoring her right knee. 1395 01:01:16,503 --> 01:01:17,287 Go for her knee. 1396 01:01:17,374 --> 01:01:18,723 No, that's so mean. 1397 01:01:18,810 --> 01:01:20,769 It's really mean, but it might save your life. 1398 01:01:23,554 --> 01:01:24,773 Don't listen to her. 1399 01:01:24,860 --> 01:01:25,425 She's trying to get in your head. 1400 01:01:25,512 --> 01:01:26,426 Look at me. 1401 01:01:26,513 --> 01:01:27,819 Okay, okay. 1402 01:01:30,648 --> 01:01:31,780 What are you doing? 1403 01:01:31,867 --> 01:01:32,998 Nothing. 1404 01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:37,437 She's trying to fuck you. 1405 01:01:37,524 --> 01:01:38,917 I don't know. 1406 01:01:39,004 --> 01:01:40,397 I'm gonna go. 1407 01:01:40,484 --> 01:01:41,224 Listen here. 1408 01:01:42,486 --> 01:01:42,878 Hasta la vista, fatty! 1409 01:01:42,965 --> 01:01:43,966 Fatty? 1410 01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:47,273 I think you dropped something. 1411 01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:48,013 Huh? 1412 01:01:50,494 --> 01:01:51,234 Yeah. 1413 01:01:53,627 --> 01:01:55,804 That's what you get for trying to fuck my husband! 1414 01:01:57,327 --> 01:01:58,067 Yeah. 1415 01:01:58,154 --> 01:01:58,763 Oh, some Mario shit. 1416 01:01:58,850 --> 01:02:00,199 Slam her! 1417 01:02:00,286 --> 01:02:01,635 I don't know what's legal, do whatever. 1418 01:02:04,726 --> 01:02:05,683 Just do it! 1419 01:02:12,385 --> 01:02:15,562 I am immensely turned on by you. 1420 01:02:17,521 --> 01:02:18,783 Yeah! 1421 01:02:18,870 --> 01:02:21,133 Yes! 1422 01:02:21,220 --> 01:02:22,613 I can't believe you did it. 1423 01:02:23,527 --> 01:02:24,267 You were awesome. 1424 01:02:24,354 --> 01:02:25,094 You won. 1425 01:02:25,181 --> 01:02:26,225 All right, honey. 1426 01:02:26,312 --> 01:02:28,227 Have fun at your bachelor party! 1427 01:02:28,314 --> 01:02:29,533 All right, I love you. 1428 01:02:29,620 --> 01:02:30,360 Have fun. 1429 01:02:32,928 --> 01:02:33,842 ♪ There's a cabin in the town 1430 01:02:33,929 --> 01:02:35,234 ♪ In the town. 1431 01:02:35,321 --> 01:02:37,846 ♪ Where my sweet love sits me down. ♪ 1432 01:02:37,933 --> 01:02:39,369 ♪ Sits me down. 1433 01:02:39,456 --> 01:02:43,329 ♪ And drinks her wine as merry as could be. ♪ 1434 01:02:43,416 --> 01:02:46,028 ♪ And never, never thinks of me ♪ 1435 01:02:46,115 --> 01:02:47,551 Whoa, looks like the power's out again. 1436 01:02:47,638 --> 01:02:49,248 Sorpresa! 1437 01:02:51,990 --> 01:02:53,339 What's with all the eye candy? 1438 01:02:53,426 --> 01:02:54,732 I'm married. 1439 01:02:54,819 --> 01:02:56,038 You are. 1440 01:02:56,125 --> 01:02:57,474 But we're not. 1441 01:02:58,780 --> 01:02:59,868 Don't get any cute ideas. 1442 01:02:59,955 --> 01:03:01,565 Abby's our sister now. 1443 01:03:01,652 --> 01:03:03,045 Yeah. 1444 01:03:03,132 --> 01:03:04,960 I'll have to agree with him on that one. 1445 01:03:20,802 --> 01:03:23,935 I mean, I love him. 1446 01:03:24,196 --> 01:03:26,720 That's gotta be worth something, right? 1447 01:03:26,808 --> 01:03:28,418 Yeah, absolutely. 1448 01:03:29,985 --> 01:03:31,725 I don't know what love is anymore. 1449 01:03:31,813 --> 01:03:33,031 Uh- oh. 1450 01:03:33,118 --> 01:03:36,078 Have you eaten anything today? 1451 01:03:36,165 --> 01:03:37,340 I'm full... 1452 01:03:38,341 --> 01:03:40,691 of rage! 1453 01:03:41,605 --> 01:03:42,911 Here's the thing, girls. 1454 01:03:42,998 --> 01:03:44,913 I got married too fucking young. 1455 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,610 It didn't work out, you know. 1456 01:03:46,697 --> 01:03:48,003 What are you gonna fucking do? 1457 01:03:48,090 --> 01:03:49,918 What do you mean, what am I gonna fucking do? 1458 01:03:50,005 --> 01:03:51,093 I'm already- 1459 01:03:51,180 --> 01:03:53,051 Oh, look, I'm peeing. 1460 01:03:55,184 --> 01:03:57,273 I'm never getting married 1461 01:03:57,360 --> 01:03:58,578 Listen. 1462 01:03:58,665 --> 01:04:01,930 The stats are not in your favor, okay? 1463 01:04:02,017 --> 01:04:03,801 And by the way, hey, listen. 1464 01:04:03,888 --> 01:04:05,324 Hey, it's not like you came 1465 01:04:05,411 --> 01:04:07,587 into any assets or anything, right? 1466 01:04:07,674 --> 01:04:10,764 So, and there are no kids involved. 1467 01:04:10,852 --> 01:04:12,462 So you got that. 1468 01:04:12,549 --> 01:04:16,292 I'm gonna have a baby on my own, Millicent. 1469 01:04:17,380 --> 01:04:20,296 Just buy one, they're more grateful. 1470 01:04:27,042 --> 01:04:27,781 Okay, shit. 1471 01:04:27,869 --> 01:04:29,348 Okay, I got you. 1472 01:04:30,045 --> 01:04:31,394 I got you food. 1473 01:04:31,481 --> 01:04:32,090 Oh, oh. 1474 01:04:34,005 --> 01:04:35,441 This looks so good guys. 1475 01:04:36,225 --> 01:04:39,532 Alright. Hmm. 1476 01:04:40,490 --> 01:04:41,839 We're free now, yeah. 1477 01:04:46,017 --> 01:04:46,975 Oh, you hungry? 1478 01:04:47,062 --> 01:04:49,064 Yeah, Ooh. 1479 01:04:49,194 --> 01:04:50,587 Bon Appetit. 1480 01:04:51,849 --> 01:04:53,677 Mmm, yeah. 1481 01:04:53,764 --> 01:04:54,634 What? 1482 01:04:54,721 --> 01:04:55,809 Oh, the food's over here. 1483 01:04:55,897 --> 01:04:56,636 Here you go. 1484 01:04:56,723 --> 01:04:57,463 Yeah, you can eat. 1485 01:04:58,247 --> 01:04:58,987 No, no, no. 1486 01:04:59,074 --> 01:04:59,988 Hey, hey, hey. 1487 01:05:01,424 --> 01:05:02,120 Hey, cease! 1488 01:05:05,210 --> 01:05:08,126 Stop, stop. 1489 01:05:11,477 --> 01:05:14,480 Guys, just be friends, just be friends. 1490 01:05:16,526 --> 01:05:17,440 No! No! No! 1491 01:05:27,232 --> 01:05:30,018 ♪ I'm an exchange student 1492 01:05:30,105 --> 01:05:30,844 Help me! 1493 01:05:41,290 --> 01:05:42,856 I got you. 1494 01:05:43,770 --> 01:05:45,076 I love you so much. 1495 01:05:45,163 --> 01:05:46,208 Okay, come on, let's go. 1496 01:05:46,295 --> 01:05:47,252 This is a group hug. 1497 01:05:47,339 --> 01:05:48,166 I know, I love you very much. 1498 01:05:48,253 --> 01:05:49,211 Who needs Shep, when- 1499 01:05:49,298 --> 01:05:50,429 No one needs him, I love you. 1500 01:05:50,516 --> 01:05:52,605 Here we go, where's the waterbed? 1501 01:05:52,692 --> 01:05:53,519 Okay, okay. 1502 01:05:53,606 --> 01:05:54,477 No it's not a waterbed. 1503 01:05:54,564 --> 01:05:55,478 Oh no, it's not a waterbed. 1504 01:05:55,565 --> 01:05:56,392 You know lady, I love you too. 1505 01:05:56,479 --> 01:05:57,915 I think we're good together. 1506 01:05:58,002 --> 01:06:01,484 No. I, I just need to know if Darius made his flight. 1507 01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:04,269 What are you looking at? 1508 01:06:04,356 --> 01:06:06,054 I don't give a fuck about Abby anymore. 1509 01:06:06,141 --> 01:06:08,404 I just want Darius. 1510 01:06:08,491 --> 01:06:10,928 No, what, what do you mean he cashed his ticket in? 1511 01:06:11,015 --> 01:06:11,755 No, no, no! 1512 01:06:11,842 --> 01:06:12,582 Those are my miles! 1513 01:06:12,669 --> 01:06:13,757 That's my money! 1514 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:16,586 I work my whole fucking life 1515 01:06:16,673 --> 01:06:18,762 to build a nest egg of money and love. 1516 01:06:18,849 --> 01:06:21,243 And what's the point if you keep losing the nest egg 1517 01:06:21,330 --> 01:06:22,331 and the love? 1518 01:06:23,332 --> 01:06:24,724 Help me! 1519 01:06:28,206 --> 01:06:29,425 Oh! 1520 01:06:34,169 --> 01:06:35,431 Oh, no. 1521 01:06:35,518 --> 01:06:36,736 Oh, no I left. 1522 01:06:36,823 --> 01:06:38,434 Hi, Shepley, baby, it's mom. 1523 01:06:38,521 --> 01:06:40,262 I'm at hospice with Granny. 1524 01:06:40,349 --> 01:06:41,741 Mommy, yes, it's me! 1525 01:06:41,828 --> 01:06:43,308 We're about to pull the plug 1526 01:06:43,395 --> 01:06:44,918 and she wanted to say goodbye. 1527 01:06:45,006 --> 01:06:45,876 No, grandma! 1528 01:06:45,963 --> 01:06:46,920 Where are you? 1529 01:06:47,008 --> 01:06:50,924 No, grandma! 1530 01:06:51,012 --> 01:06:52,448 Shepley, it's Granny. 1531 01:06:52,535 --> 01:06:54,319 I just wanted to tell you I- 1532 01:06:56,539 --> 01:06:58,584 No, goodbye Granny! 1533 01:07:09,552 --> 01:07:10,466 No, I don't like those. 1534 01:07:10,553 --> 01:07:13,251 I like Pinot. 1535 01:07:15,514 --> 01:07:16,428 Guys! 1536 01:07:16,515 --> 01:07:17,777 Oh, they'll never believe me. 1537 01:07:33,706 --> 01:07:35,143 Remember us? 1538 01:07:35,230 --> 01:07:36,231 Rawr. 1539 01:07:37,101 --> 01:07:38,972 You learned English fast. 1540 01:07:39,060 --> 01:07:41,323 I learn a lot of things fast. 1541 01:07:41,410 --> 01:07:43,455 Isn't this your bachelor party? 1542 01:07:43,542 --> 01:07:44,456 Whoo, ah. 1543 01:07:44,543 --> 01:07:47,285 It sure is my bachelor party. 1544 01:07:47,372 --> 01:07:50,114 So, don't you wanna have some fun? 1545 01:07:50,201 --> 01:07:51,550 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 1546 01:07:53,074 --> 01:07:54,553 Okay. 1547 01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:57,469 You know, um, I thought I was having enough fun already. 1548 01:07:57,556 --> 01:08:00,124 You know what we mean. 1549 01:08:00,211 --> 01:08:02,300 Woo. 1550 01:08:05,738 --> 01:08:07,827 Away from Blondie. 1551 01:08:07,914 --> 01:08:09,394 You mean Abby, my wife. 1552 01:08:10,221 --> 01:08:12,789 Come on, we won't tell. 1553 01:08:19,404 --> 01:08:21,363 I gotta go. 1554 01:08:21,450 --> 01:08:23,104 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1555 01:08:26,281 --> 01:08:27,369 Naughty, naughty. 1556 01:08:28,631 --> 01:08:31,024 Thank you for letting us stay on the cot. 1557 01:08:31,112 --> 01:08:32,548 Yeah, well. 1558 01:08:32,635 --> 01:08:35,246 Okay ladies, it's been real. 1559 01:08:35,333 --> 01:08:38,380 Good luck with your life, your marriage. 1560 01:08:38,467 --> 01:08:40,904 And if you were a gambler, I would tell you 1561 01:08:40,991 --> 01:08:44,037 that the odds are not in your favor and to fold. 1562 01:08:44,125 --> 01:08:44,908 Wait, I have to pee. 1563 01:08:44,995 --> 01:08:46,170 Is this a bathroom? 1564 01:08:46,257 --> 01:08:46,997 Yeah. 1565 01:08:47,084 --> 01:08:47,824 But, no, no, no, no. 1566 01:08:47,911 --> 01:08:48,694 Don't, don't go there. 1567 01:08:48,781 --> 01:08:49,869 That's Parker's room. 1568 01:08:49,956 --> 01:08:51,175 Just go in the pond. 1569 01:08:51,262 --> 01:08:52,611 Parker? 1570 01:08:52,698 --> 01:08:55,397 My son, the doctor that we were talking about. 1571 01:08:55,484 --> 01:08:56,702 What's your last name? 1572 01:08:56,789 --> 01:08:58,269 Hayes. 1573 01:08:58,356 --> 01:09:00,010 Hayes. 1574 01:09:00,097 --> 01:09:02,055 Parker Hayes. 1575 01:09:02,143 --> 01:09:02,795 Doctor. 1576 01:09:05,494 --> 01:09:06,712 Hey, Parker! 1577 01:09:06,799 --> 01:09:08,061 Dr. Hayes. 1578 01:09:08,149 --> 01:09:09,062 Parker Hayes? 1579 01:09:09,976 --> 01:09:10,803 Parker! 1580 01:09:14,372 --> 01:09:15,460 Mare! 1581 01:09:15,547 --> 01:09:16,548 Mare, we gotta go! 1582 01:09:29,648 --> 01:09:31,084 Travis. 1583 01:09:33,870 --> 01:09:35,872 Naughty, naughty. 1584 01:09:37,656 --> 01:09:38,440 Travis? 1585 01:09:38,527 --> 01:09:39,223 Travis, come and get me. 1586 01:09:41,878 --> 01:09:43,271 Travis! 1587 01:09:44,185 --> 01:09:45,055 Asshole! 1588 01:09:45,142 --> 01:09:45,969 Hmm, you like that? 1589 01:09:46,056 --> 01:09:47,231 Fine, two can play at that. 1590 01:09:47,318 --> 01:09:48,145 Oh, Travis, you're so good. 1591 01:10:03,029 --> 01:10:03,769 Okay, Parker. 1592 01:10:03,856 --> 01:10:05,293 Okay, I'm just. 1593 01:10:05,380 --> 01:10:07,643 Shit, okay, go, free, okay. 1594 01:10:08,861 --> 01:10:09,732 Ow! 1595 01:10:11,081 --> 01:10:12,038 Ow. 1596 01:10:12,996 --> 01:10:14,345 Okay, hi, Parker. 1597 01:10:14,432 --> 01:10:16,478 Hi you old nice, boring man. 1598 01:10:16,565 --> 01:10:18,523 Okay, we're gonna take a photo. 1599 01:10:20,090 --> 01:10:21,047 Shit, what? 1600 01:10:37,586 --> 01:10:38,978 No! What are you doing? 1601 01:10:39,065 --> 01:10:40,502 Don't! 1602 01:10:46,943 --> 01:10:47,726 Shh. 1603 01:10:52,078 --> 01:10:52,949 God-dammit! 1604 01:10:55,430 --> 01:10:56,692 How are you sleeping? 1605 01:10:56,779 --> 01:10:57,736 Roll over! 1606 01:10:57,823 --> 01:10:59,999 God, you're fucking pointless. 1607 01:11:00,086 --> 01:11:00,913 Roll over! 1608 01:11:01,784 --> 01:11:03,786 One. 1609 01:11:03,873 --> 01:11:06,528 Two. 1610 01:11:06,615 --> 01:11:09,487 Oh, oh, come on! 1611 01:11:09,618 --> 01:11:11,054 Come 1612 01:11:11,141 --> 01:11:12,795 Ow, no! 1613 01:12:16,162 --> 01:12:18,643 What the hell happened in here? 1614 01:12:27,522 --> 01:12:28,653 Is that me? 1615 01:12:36,226 --> 01:12:37,488 So mean. 1616 01:12:38,881 --> 01:12:39,969 I'm sorry, Señor. 1617 01:12:40,056 --> 01:12:41,623 There's no one here by that name. 1618 01:12:41,710 --> 01:12:42,972 Or the other girls. 1619 01:12:43,059 --> 01:12:44,974 Have you tried calling the police? 1620 01:12:45,061 --> 01:12:46,584 Yeah, I don't think we're there yet. 1621 01:12:46,671 --> 01:12:47,846 Thank you though. 1622 01:12:48,804 --> 01:12:50,458 Okay. 1623 01:14:13,236 --> 01:14:14,716 Who the fuck are you? 1624 01:14:14,803 --> 01:14:15,717 It's me, it's me. 1625 01:14:15,804 --> 01:14:16,805 It's Abby, it's me. 1626 01:14:16,892 --> 01:14:17,675 Abby? 1627 01:14:17,762 --> 01:14:18,937 What are you doing here? 1628 01:14:19,024 --> 01:14:20,156 I was just trying to take a selfie. 1629 01:14:20,243 --> 01:14:20,896 A selfie? 1630 01:14:20,983 --> 01:14:22,158 Fucking psycho. 1631 01:14:23,464 --> 01:14:24,029 Abby, are you in there? 1632 01:14:24,116 --> 01:14:25,030 Oh God. 1633 01:14:25,117 --> 01:14:26,423 He's gonna kill you. 1634 01:14:26,510 --> 01:14:27,816 Abby, open up. 1635 01:14:27,903 --> 01:14:29,339 There's nobody here by that name, so piss off. 1636 01:14:29,426 --> 01:14:30,558 Shh! 1637 01:14:30,645 --> 01:14:33,038 Oh my God, you fucked Parker! 1638 01:14:34,170 --> 01:14:35,737 No! 1639 01:14:35,824 --> 01:14:37,260 What are you doing here? 1640 01:14:37,347 --> 01:14:38,609 No, no, no, no! 1641 01:15:01,676 --> 01:15:02,720 Well? 1642 01:15:03,547 --> 01:15:05,462 How's that for your first time, Miguel? 1643 01:15:06,507 --> 01:15:07,508 Ain't she's something else? 1644 01:15:08,857 --> 01:15:11,381 Found her in bed with her ex on our honeymoon. 1645 01:15:14,515 --> 01:15:17,256 It was really stupid. 1646 01:15:17,343 --> 01:15:18,954 I was drunk 1647 01:15:19,041 --> 01:15:21,391 and trying to get a selfie to make him jealous. 1648 01:15:21,478 --> 01:15:22,958 The only reason I did it is 1649 01:15:23,045 --> 01:15:25,743 because I went to FaceTime Travis last night 1650 01:15:25,830 --> 01:15:28,180 and this is what I saw. 1651 01:15:31,706 --> 01:15:34,012 I, Abby, I, I had nothing 1652 01:15:35,187 --> 01:15:36,014 to do with this. 1653 01:15:36,101 --> 01:15:37,625 You have to believe me. 1654 01:15:37,712 --> 01:15:40,323 I do. 1655 01:15:40,410 --> 01:15:42,281 I do. When I sobered up this morning 1656 01:15:42,368 --> 01:15:45,502 and I had a second to think, I figured that, I don't know, 1657 01:15:45,589 --> 01:15:48,287 that some girls must have taken your phone or something. 1658 01:15:48,374 --> 01:15:49,854 And that's the truth, 1659 01:15:51,726 --> 01:15:54,337 Right, I believe you. 1660 01:15:54,424 --> 01:15:56,557 You guys, there's, there's hope in this. 1661 01:15:57,949 --> 01:15:59,516 Except that doesn't really go both ways 1662 01:15:59,603 --> 01:16:01,300 in our relationship now, does it? 1663 01:16:03,564 --> 01:16:08,133 Well, it's not really 1664 01:16:08,220 --> 01:16:09,787 like you gave me a fighting chance 1665 01:16:09,874 --> 01:16:11,572 with your marriage annulment contest. 1666 01:16:13,965 --> 01:16:17,882 You set me up to fail. 1667 01:16:20,755 --> 01:16:21,930 Miguel, I know that you said 1668 01:16:22,017 --> 01:16:23,671 that there's something in Travis and I 1669 01:16:23,758 --> 01:16:25,281 that's worth fighting for, 1670 01:16:25,368 --> 01:16:28,850 but, you know, I don't really think I have any fight left. 1671 01:16:31,635 --> 01:16:32,897 Then neither do I. 1672 01:16:32,984 --> 01:16:34,029 I- 1673 01:16:34,116 --> 01:16:34,769 Travis. 1674 01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:42,037 Abby, Psalm 51 says, create a- 1675 01:16:42,124 --> 01:16:43,778 Save it, I'm done. 1676 01:16:56,965 --> 01:16:58,531 My mom knows someone at customs 1677 01:16:58,619 --> 01:17:00,882 who can get us on a four o'clock flight back to Sacramento. 1678 01:17:00,969 --> 01:17:02,231 Thanks. 1679 01:17:02,318 --> 01:17:04,189 But I think I'm just gonna hang around here. 1680 01:17:04,276 --> 01:17:05,538 Wander. 1681 01:17:05,626 --> 01:17:06,975 Don't wander too far. 1682 01:17:08,324 --> 01:17:09,194 Promise? 1683 01:17:09,281 --> 01:17:10,065 Yes. 1684 01:17:10,152 --> 01:17:12,067 Yes, I promise, Mare. 1685 01:17:12,154 --> 01:17:13,851 But enough about me. 1686 01:17:13,938 --> 01:17:15,505 How are you doing? 1687 01:17:15,592 --> 01:17:16,985 This is so weird, Abby. 1688 01:17:17,507 --> 01:17:19,552 The second I met Shepley, I just fell so hard. 1689 01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:21,903 And we get here and I feel like I'm just seeing 1690 01:17:21,990 --> 01:17:23,556 who he really is for the first time. 1691 01:17:23,644 --> 01:17:25,210 Yeah, sounds familiar. 1692 01:17:25,297 --> 01:17:28,344 I mean, he hunts, he spies on me. 1693 01:17:28,431 --> 01:17:29,301 I just can't. 1694 01:17:30,172 --> 01:17:31,652 He's not right for me. 1695 01:17:34,480 --> 01:17:35,743 I hear you. 1696 01:17:35,830 --> 01:17:38,397 I thought maybe Travis was different, 1697 01:17:38,484 --> 01:17:40,835 but he's just like all the men from my past. 1698 01:17:42,053 --> 01:17:43,359 I mean, I don't know what to say, Mare. 1699 01:17:43,446 --> 01:17:44,621 I guess we were both just- 1700 01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:49,582 Hello? 1701 01:17:49,670 --> 01:17:51,454 Abby? 1702 01:17:55,676 --> 01:17:57,590 } I want to see the two of you in my office 1703 01:17:57,678 --> 01:17:58,983 in an hour, 1704 01:17:59,070 --> 01:18:01,507 and don't you even think of skipping town. 1705 01:18:02,857 --> 01:18:05,598 This is about Travis assuming your debt 1706 01:18:05,686 --> 01:18:07,905 by fighting against Chernobyl. 1707 01:18:55,126 --> 01:18:57,346 Abby, it's not what you think! 1708 01:19:00,741 --> 01:19:02,003 I fucking hate you! 1709 01:19:02,090 --> 01:19:03,221 I don't hit women. 1710 01:19:03,308 --> 01:19:05,441 [indistinct], motherfucker. 1711 01:19:07,617 --> 01:19:09,401 You said you wouldn't do anything! 1712 01:19:09,619 --> 01:19:11,012 God, you're firm. 1713 01:19:11,099 --> 01:19:14,058 I fucking hate you, you maggot! 1714 01:19:14,145 --> 01:19:15,668 What are you, hormonal? 1715 01:19:15,756 --> 01:19:16,844 Fuck you! 1716 01:19:20,586 --> 01:19:21,544 Who is it? 1717 01:19:25,461 --> 01:19:26,462 What? 1718 01:19:26,549 --> 01:19:27,942 What do you want? 1719 01:19:38,648 --> 01:19:41,346 I'm sorry about your painting. 1720 01:19:42,608 --> 01:19:45,873 Sorry about fucking up your life, ish. 1721 01:19:48,745 --> 01:19:51,182 You didn't fuck up my life. 1722 01:19:51,269 --> 01:19:54,098 You fucked up my relationship with my dad. 1723 01:19:54,446 --> 01:19:56,840 Well, there were some other things. 1724 01:19:56,927 --> 01:19:58,059 Toledo. 1725 01:19:58,146 --> 01:19:59,538 Hmm. 1726 01:19:59,625 --> 01:20:03,499 - Toledo? Dude, I was 14. - You were a cash-cow. 1727 01:20:04,282 --> 01:20:07,459 You really did deserve that rock to the head. 1728 01:20:09,505 --> 01:20:11,246 I'm sorry about... 1729 01:20:11,376 --> 01:20:12,029 Darius? 1730 01:20:12,116 --> 01:20:13,422 Yeah. 1731 01:20:13,509 --> 01:20:16,468 I don't even know if he ever really loved me. 1732 01:20:16,555 --> 01:20:18,122 This painting was my last-ditch effort, 1733 01:20:18,209 --> 01:20:20,124 'cause we were down, 1734 01:20:20,211 --> 01:20:21,430 doesn't matter. 1735 01:20:24,694 --> 01:20:26,043 Well, for what it's worth, 1736 01:20:26,130 --> 01:20:28,567 it's not like my relationship is any better. 1737 01:20:28,654 --> 01:20:31,353 I'm about to be a divorcee at 19. 1738 01:20:31,440 --> 01:20:32,615 - What? - Yeah. 1739 01:20:33,834 --> 01:20:35,574 For somebody who is so good at cards, 1740 01:20:35,661 --> 01:20:37,707 you are a real fuckin' idiot. 1741 01:20:37,794 --> 01:20:39,404 - Excuse me? - Oh yeah, right. 1742 01:20:39,491 --> 01:20:40,841 Miss Wisdom, at 19. 1743 01:20:40,928 --> 01:20:43,060 You don't see what's staring you right in the face! 1744 01:20:43,147 --> 01:20:44,453 Love! Abby! 1745 01:20:44,540 --> 01:20:45,715 Love! 1746 01:20:45,802 --> 01:20:46,542 Your guy! This guy! 1747 01:20:46,629 --> 01:20:47,717 The fighter, Travis! 1748 01:20:47,804 --> 01:20:49,675 And the passion you two have? 1749 01:20:49,762 --> 01:20:51,155 You think you can buy that on Amazon? 1750 01:20:51,242 --> 01:20:51,852 You cannot. 1751 01:20:53,070 --> 01:20:54,811 I don't care if you're 19 or you're 90! 1752 01:20:54,898 --> 01:20:57,248 When that happens? Sha-bam! 1753 01:21:00,469 --> 01:21:01,905 Sha-bam? 1754 01:21:01,992 --> 01:21:02,950 Sha-bam! 1755 01:21:06,867 --> 01:21:07,780 Sha-bam. 1756 01:21:07,868 --> 01:21:09,565 fuckin'' sha-bam. 1757 01:21:10,522 --> 01:21:11,828 What do you guys want? 1758 01:21:11,915 --> 01:21:13,264 We want you to fight for her. 1759 01:21:13,351 --> 01:21:14,700 You don't think I'm trying? 1760 01:21:14,787 --> 01:21:16,528 Then, dude, try fuckin' harder. 1761 01:21:16,615 --> 01:21:18,008 It's like Dad always said, 1762 01:21:18,095 --> 01:21:19,662 "Sometimes you have to fight for both of you 1763 01:21:19,749 --> 01:21:20,663 when one of you gives up." 1764 01:21:20,750 --> 01:21:22,056 That's right. 1765 01:21:22,143 --> 01:21:23,622 You fight and you fight, and you keep fighting. 1766 01:21:23,709 --> 01:21:26,190 'Cause you're a Maddox and that's what we do for love. 1767 01:21:26,277 --> 01:21:28,410 Travis, do you love her? 1768 01:21:29,715 --> 01:21:31,500 Of course I love her. 1769 01:21:32,631 --> 01:21:35,069 Then go and get her, dude. 1770 01:21:35,634 --> 01:21:37,332 I don't even know where she is. 1771 01:21:37,419 --> 01:21:38,942 I think she found you, bro. 1772 01:21:39,029 --> 01:21:40,074 What? 1773 01:21:42,076 --> 01:21:45,514 ♪ With all the ground we've covered ♪ 1774 01:21:45,601 --> 01:21:48,647 ♪ With all the fights we've won ♪ 1775 01:21:48,734 --> 01:21:52,173 ♪ I won't let you drown in the ocean ♪ 1776 01:21:52,260 --> 01:21:55,393 ♪ I won't watch you burn in the sun ♪ 1777 01:21:55,480 --> 01:21:58,701 ♪ We'll sing it in a song 1778 01:21:58,788 --> 01:22:02,879 ♪ We'll sing it in a song 1779 01:22:02,966 --> 01:22:06,056 ♪ In all the seas we've sailed on ♪ 1780 01:22:06,143 --> 01:22:09,320 ♪ Our faces turned to stone 1781 01:22:09,407 --> 01:22:13,020 ♪ I will follow you where the light goes ♪ 1782 01:22:13,107 --> 01:22:15,718 ♪ And tell the rights we've wronged ♪ 1783 01:22:15,805 --> 01:22:19,156 ♪ And sing it in a song ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh 1784 01:22:19,243 --> 01:22:24,031 ♪ Sing it in a song 1785 01:22:24,118 --> 01:22:25,684 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 1786 01:22:25,771 --> 01:22:27,599 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 1787 01:22:27,686 --> 01:22:30,559 ♪ The greatest story ever told ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 1788 01:22:30,646 --> 01:22:34,432 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1789 01:22:34,519 --> 01:22:36,391 ♪ Our finest dreams ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 1790 01:22:36,478 --> 01:22:37,609 ♪ Our hearts ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 1791 01:22:37,696 --> 01:22:39,176 ♪ And souls ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 1792 01:22:39,263 --> 01:22:42,832 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ Forever young 1793 01:22:42,919 --> 01:22:44,747 ♪ Forever bold 1794 01:22:44,834 --> 01:22:48,316 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1795 01:22:48,403 --> 01:22:51,928 ♪ The greatest story ever told ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 1796 01:22:57,238 --> 01:22:59,066 Where did you get these suits, "Douchebags-R-Us?" 1797 01:22:59,153 --> 01:23:00,502 - Dude, they're traditional. 1798 01:23:00,589 --> 01:23:02,025 Oh yeah, really? 1799 01:23:02,112 --> 01:23:03,026 Did you get these with suits with a sign that reads: 1800 01:23:03,113 --> 01:23:03,940 "Please don't fuck me?" - Shh. 1801 01:23:04,027 --> 01:23:04,897 Guys, he's a fucking priest. 1802 01:23:04,985 --> 01:23:06,508 Have some respect! - Ah! 1803 01:23:08,945 --> 01:23:10,555 Ow! 1804 01:23:10,642 --> 01:23:11,730 No. No fighting! 1805 01:23:11,817 --> 01:23:14,690 Queso! 1806 01:23:27,007 --> 01:23:31,228 This is the ring that our father got our mother. 1807 01:23:32,664 --> 01:23:37,582 She passed before Travis really got to ever know her. 1808 01:23:37,669 --> 01:23:39,584 But, it's special. 1809 01:23:39,671 --> 01:23:42,631 And you're special. 1810 01:23:42,805 --> 01:23:44,937 We'd like you to have it, 1811 01:23:45,025 --> 01:23:47,636 'cause we all love you very much. 1812 01:23:49,159 --> 01:23:50,987 This is beautiful. 1813 01:23:52,336 --> 01:23:54,251 I just wish that I could have met her, you guys. 1814 01:23:54,338 --> 01:23:57,124 But, I'm sure she was so incredible. 1815 01:23:58,995 --> 01:24:01,258 I don't even know what to say. 1816 01:24:01,345 --> 01:24:04,740 Well, you could say yes. 1817 01:24:04,827 --> 01:24:06,307 Yes, yes, yeah. 1818 01:24:07,830 --> 01:24:09,136 I'll cherish this forever. 1819 01:24:09,223 --> 01:24:11,399 Thank you guys so much. 1820 01:24:12,052 --> 01:24:15,490 I'm really proud to call you guys my brothers. 1821 01:24:17,970 --> 01:24:20,843 Hey! 1822 01:24:20,930 --> 01:24:23,063 What are guys doing to her? 1823 01:24:30,592 --> 01:24:32,202 ♪ Right from the start 1824 01:24:32,289 --> 01:24:36,032 ♪ We knew we'd be together 1825 01:24:36,119 --> 01:24:38,121 Tried the "Trabby?" 1826 01:24:38,208 --> 01:24:39,340 Hey! 1827 01:24:39,427 --> 01:24:41,385 Yeah. Yeah, I've had like three. 1828 01:24:41,472 --> 01:24:43,300 They're great. They're great. 1829 01:24:43,387 --> 01:24:45,041 You should get one, man. 1830 01:24:45,128 --> 01:24:47,391 Alright, I'll have one. 1831 01:24:50,655 --> 01:24:52,309 Did you talk to Mare? 1832 01:24:52,396 --> 01:24:53,267 Mare, uh. 1833 01:24:56,139 --> 01:24:57,575 You alright? 1834 01:25:02,145 --> 01:25:03,320 Yeah, it's, I mean, 1835 01:25:03,407 --> 01:25:04,191 it doesn't matter. - Yeah, yeah- 1836 01:25:04,278 --> 01:25:05,148 It's your night, man. 1837 01:25:05,235 --> 01:25:06,236 It's your night. - Cheers. 1838 01:25:06,323 --> 01:25:07,542 Shep, I love you. 1839 01:25:07,629 --> 01:25:10,371 I love, dude, I love you. 1840 01:25:10,458 --> 01:25:12,329 I love you so much. - No, but seriously. 1841 01:25:12,416 --> 01:25:14,462 I love you. - I love you more, bro. 1842 01:25:14,549 --> 01:25:15,854 For real. 1843 01:25:15,941 --> 01:25:17,421 No, I would leave her tonight, for you. 1844 01:25:17,508 --> 01:25:18,770 If it weren't for the whole "cousin-imbreeding" thing, 1845 01:25:18,857 --> 01:25:20,511 we could have something. - Come here. 1846 01:25:20,598 --> 01:25:21,556 Come here. 1847 01:25:23,340 --> 01:25:24,428 I'm so happy for you. 1848 01:25:24,515 --> 01:25:27,170 Now, you should find your wife. 1849 01:25:27,257 --> 01:25:29,172 That's weird to say. - I know. 1850 01:25:29,259 --> 01:25:30,217 You good? - I'm good. 1851 01:25:30,304 --> 01:25:31,566 I'm good. I'm good. - Okay. 1852 01:25:31,653 --> 01:25:32,393 I'm good. 1853 01:25:37,963 --> 01:25:40,531 Hey, what's, what's the "Shepmare?" 1854 01:25:40,618 --> 01:25:42,577 Can I, can I have one of those? 1855 01:25:42,664 --> 01:25:44,013 You tell me. 1856 01:25:44,100 --> 01:25:45,232 Oh my! 1857 01:25:45,319 --> 01:25:47,451 Oh, what's, uh, baby! 1858 01:25:47,538 --> 01:25:48,713 Babe, oh my God! - I came back! 1859 01:25:48,800 --> 01:25:49,801 Come here. Come here. Come here! 1860 01:25:49,888 --> 01:25:51,063 Come here! Come here! Pumpkin! 1861 01:25:51,151 --> 01:25:52,064 Pumpkin! 1862 01:25:52,152 --> 01:25:53,283 I missed you! 1863 01:25:53,370 --> 01:25:54,284 I missed you too! 1864 01:25:54,371 --> 01:25:55,807 I was at the spa 1865 01:25:55,894 --> 01:25:57,505 and I heard that someone tried to free the roosters 1866 01:25:57,592 --> 01:25:59,071 but didn't realize that they're actually trained killers- 1867 01:25:59,159 --> 01:26:00,290 I didn't know they were killers! 1868 01:26:00,377 --> 01:26:01,161 And I thought that that might be you. 1869 01:26:01,248 --> 01:26:02,553 Did you do that? - Yeah. 1870 01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:03,859 Yeah, I was just trying to be a nice guy. 1871 01:26:03,946 --> 01:26:06,122 And, and, they're not, they're not nice. 1872 01:26:06,209 --> 01:26:07,341 - Awe. - No. 1873 01:26:07,428 --> 01:26:08,298 You're a good man, Sheppley Maddox. 1874 01:26:08,385 --> 01:26:09,560 And I've been such a jerk, 1875 01:26:09,647 --> 01:26:11,127 and I'm, I spun out about a dumb thing 1876 01:26:11,214 --> 01:26:12,302 and I shut down, 1877 01:26:12,389 --> 01:26:13,477 and I'm- - No, no, stop, stop, stop! 1878 01:26:13,564 --> 01:26:14,826 - I'm so sorry! - I'm, I'm sorry! 1879 01:26:14,913 --> 01:26:16,306 I'm sorry! I'm sorry for, for spying on you. 1880 01:26:16,393 --> 01:26:17,786 And- - No, I, I love you so much! 1881 01:26:17,873 --> 01:26:19,657 - I love you so much, baby! - I love you so much! 1882 01:26:19,744 --> 01:26:21,398 And I want to be your baby pterodactyl! 1883 01:26:21,485 --> 01:26:24,401 You wanna be my- 1884 01:26:24,488 --> 01:26:26,142 I wanna be on your mantle! 1885 01:26:26,229 --> 01:26:28,623 Come here, babe! 1886 01:26:34,324 --> 01:26:36,370 - Buenas noches. - Hmm. 1887 01:26:37,371 --> 01:26:39,111 Sancho, right? 1888 01:26:39,199 --> 01:26:42,637 Si. 1889 01:26:44,378 --> 01:26:46,815 I feel like I'm past my prime. 1890 01:26:46,902 --> 01:26:49,600 Hmm. 1891 01:26:49,687 --> 01:26:51,080 All I want to do is nap. 1892 01:26:51,167 --> 01:26:52,212 Hmm. 1893 01:26:53,561 --> 01:26:55,171 I'd take a good nap over that: 1894 01:26:55,258 --> 01:26:57,521 "painting, meditation" bullshit. 1895 01:26:57,608 --> 01:27:00,829 Hmm. Mm-hmm. 1896 01:27:00,916 --> 01:27:03,135 Money doesn't fix it. 1897 01:27:03,223 --> 01:27:04,702 Ass doesn't fix it. 1898 01:27:06,182 --> 01:27:07,052 Ass? 1899 01:27:08,228 --> 01:27:08,880 No bueno. 1900 01:27:10,404 --> 01:27:11,535 Pino's ass? 1901 01:27:12,928 --> 01:27:13,842 Tight. 1902 01:27:14,712 --> 01:27:19,021 Treacherous. 1903 01:27:19,108 --> 01:27:20,544 I just want to find somebody 1904 01:27:20,631 --> 01:27:23,634 to sail off into the sunset with. 1905 01:27:23,721 --> 01:27:25,723 I could fuck a couple people up along the way. 1906 01:27:25,810 --> 01:27:27,159 But, just for fun. 1907 01:27:27,247 --> 01:27:30,250 I like a man like you. 1908 01:27:37,822 --> 01:27:39,911 I've never tried Mexican. 1909 01:27:43,132 --> 01:27:47,136 I think that you would find it most appealing. 1910 01:27:49,007 --> 01:27:53,098 ♪ Falling in love again 1911 01:27:53,185 --> 01:27:56,754 - Okay, so I've been thinking. - Uh-oh. 1912 01:27:56,841 --> 01:27:59,931 I've been thinking about giving the Maddox's name a try. 1913 01:28:00,018 --> 01:28:02,934 But, it has to include some personalized towels. 1914 01:28:03,021 --> 01:28:04,588 - Towels? - Mm-hmm. 1915 01:28:06,677 --> 01:28:08,723 Expensive towels. 1916 01:28:09,289 --> 01:28:10,942 And how many points is that? 1917 01:28:11,029 --> 01:28:12,857 Oh, forget about the points. 1918 01:28:12,944 --> 01:28:15,382 I stopped counting when we were down by like a thousand. 1919 01:28:15,469 --> 01:28:18,428 A thousand's an exaggeration. 1920 01:28:18,515 --> 01:28:20,256 It was stupid anyway. 1921 01:28:20,343 --> 01:28:21,779 I can't rationalize this marriage. 1922 01:28:21,866 --> 01:28:24,086 And, I can't rationalize why I love you. 1923 01:28:24,173 --> 01:28:25,217 But, 1924 01:28:25,305 --> 01:28:26,175 I do. 1925 01:28:29,874 --> 01:28:33,400 And so, Abby and Travis agreed, 1926 01:28:33,487 --> 01:28:35,663 "Till death do us part." 1927 01:28:37,491 --> 01:28:40,450 As long as they don't kill each other. 1928 01:28:40,537 --> 01:28:41,973 Adios, amigos. 1929 01:28:46,021 --> 01:28:49,459 ♪ I wanna love you baby 1930 01:28:55,247 --> 01:28:56,771 Jesus, Roger! 1931 01:28:56,858 --> 01:28:59,382 Alright! 1932 01:28:59,469 --> 01:29:00,601 Jesus Christ! 1933 01:29:21,404 --> 01:29:24,494 ♪ Take me 1934 01:29:24,581 --> 01:29:28,759 ♪ I want it 1935 01:29:28,846 --> 01:29:32,241 ♪ I wanna love you baby 1936 01:29:49,345 --> 01:29:50,607 ♪ Hey 1937 01:29:56,526 --> 01:29:57,788 ♪ Hey 1938 01:30:07,276 --> 01:30:08,843 ♪ I want it 1939 01:30:08,930 --> 01:30:11,672 ♪ I want it all, my baby 1940 01:30:11,759 --> 01:30:15,415 ♪ I want everything from you 1941 01:34:16,177 --> 01:34:17,569 ♪ My name is Thumbelina 1942 01:34:17,657 --> 01:34:19,093 ♪ I'm three feet tall 1943 01:34:19,180 --> 01:34:22,270 ♪ My Mommy always told me, fuck, you're small ♪ 1944 01:34:22,357 --> 01:34:25,490 ♪ My neighbors, they tease me, it sends me in a roll ♪ 1945 01:34:25,577 --> 01:34:29,799 ♪ I fuck them up for money, after all ♪ 118234